#happy brithday tetsu

[bokuroskitten]

If ur kuroo bday event is still open I have a NSFW headcanon:

You and kuroo are having shower sex and when things get very heated he would get the shower head, change its settings and put it straight to ur clit as he is still pounding inside of you. The added pressure to the clit makes you scream his name. And when you climax it was intense so you decided to squirt all over each other🤤 and when you finish you either continue on the bed or change into ur pajamas and cuddle❤️

HIIIIIII THIS IS SEXYYYY NONNIE

firm believer that kuroo saw the shower head trick in porn and was like oooo: I GOTTTA DO THIS— cause this mf watches porn for the soul reason that he wants to find fun new things to try on you 💀

ANYWAY he sees it in porn right so he’s giving it to you pretty ruthlessly, your face is pressed up against the shower wall and your ass is sending ripples all the way up for spine from how hard he’s thrusting into your cute little cunt. His grip on you is so tight, lips pulling into a grin every time you squeal cause he manages to hit that sweet spot in you that makes you see stars. His teeth sink into your shoulder, leaving fresh love bites all along the planes of your shoulders and the crook of your neck and he just can’t help but nuzzle his wet nose against your ear and moan.

Fuck, you’re perfect kitten, so fuckin perfect.

He knows when your close, can feel it in the way your pussy hugs his cock so perfectly. It only then that he decides to reach for the shower head. You’re too blissed out to notice the shift, only realizing it when the water is pressed right against your sensitive clit. The cry you let out is so satisfying, and had he not had you in a bruising grip you certainly would have fallen. It doesn’t take long for you to come, and it’s a mess. You squirt against the shower head and it only makes Kuroo fuck into you harder, needier, loves the feeling of your mess spilling on him.

Y’all sleep real good that night tangled up in each other’s arms 🥰😩

[strvlveera]

My Her Sweater.

Pairing: Kuroo Testuro x Fem!Reader

Summary: Kuroo gave you his sweater since he considered you his closest ‘girl’ best friend. It’s yours. So why was it on someone else? Especially her.

Genre: Angst (w/sad ending)

Warning: Bad writing :) And Kuroo being a rat

a/n - I’m so sorry that I keep writing angst- This was also heavily inspired by Heather by Conan Gray. That song gives the fEEls! I’m so sorry for any grammar mistakes I finished this at 2 am- ;_; Also I apologise if there are lots of errors or if it’s very rushed ;( Love you all 😤💞

Just incase you are new!

[Y/N] - Your Name

[N/N] - Nick Name

[L/N] - Last name

This is long.

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Surprisingly lots of people didn’t think you would be friends with Kuroo, mainly because they didn’t know the real you. How different you were when someone really got to know you. That someone was Kuroo.

You first met at chemistry class when you were both assigned as partners. You’ve only heard that Kuroo was an outstanding volleyball captain. Never in your life did you think that he would be such a nerd. You were lucky to have him as your partner since he knew basically half the stuff you didn’t, not that it bothered you. He made jokes that made you laugh and giggle at but he also was a huge flirt.

In class, he would randomly flick a piece of paper at you which would have a random lame chemistry joke that would still make you laugh at how dumb it was. You got caught one time. That was the first and last time you got caught.

Kuroo had given you his favourite sweater and a necklace that said [N/N] for your birthday. “To symbolize our friendship duh,” He told you. Butterflies in the pit of your stomach erupted. Your Lips widened into a smile. He looked at you with his signature smirk. “Really Tetsu? That’s so kind of yo-“ You were cut off by Kuroo randomly tackling you onto the floor. What did you expect? It’s Kuroo. You both ended up bursting into laughter. His sweater was now your favourite piece of clothing and you were never gonna take off that necklace. No one else can take them from you.

You started to catch feelings.

Eventually you two started getting closer. Kuroo even invited you to come and see him practise once and that’s were you met all his friends. Everything was going great, perfect even, until she showed up.

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When she did appear there were already rumours around the school about her. Saying things like “she’s like an angel,” or “how can someone be so pretty and perfect?”. It didn’t really bother you that there was this ‘new girl’ in your school although you were curious on what she looked like.

At this time you were also looking for Kuroo. When you finally found him he was with someone you haven’t seen before but oh boy was she one of the most gorgeous things you’ve ever seen. You started feeling self-conscious again.

“Is this the new girl?” You asked yourself. You just decided to brush it off.

“Hey Tetsu!” You happily greeted whilst waving at them both. Kuroo and the ‘angel’ turned to see you. “Oh, Hey [N/N]!” Kuroo replied. You jogged over to them as you stared at her. She gave a little wave

“Ah [N/N], you don’t know Megumi~Chan.”

Chan? Im guessing they’re close.

“[N/N] this is Megumi Shimada and Megumi this is [Y/N] [L/N].” We both shook hands. Her smile looked heavenly.

“It’s nice to meet you [L/N]~San!”

“You too Shimada~San,” You replied.

The school bell rang meaning it’s time for class. Bidding our goodbyes to Megumi we head off.

“You know Tetsu,” I asked

“Hm?”

“How do you know Shimada~San?”

“Ah about that, her and I were childhood best friends back in junior high. Kenma also knows her. Unfortunately she had to move to Miyagi but now she’s back in Tokyo for family reasons.” He explained roughly.

So they were best friends. How nice.

I didn’t realise we already ended up in class. Taking a seat, I start to drift off again.

Megumi Shimada huh.

You had no idea that name was gonna be spoken everywhere soon.

~~

Since Megumi came to Nekoma, her popularity skyrocketed. Eveybody and I mean everybody knew her name. Her status grew because of many reasons.

List Of Why Megumi is So Popular:

SHE IS AN ANGEL

Even if you’re mean to her she will never insult you.

Perfect

She smells like heaven (in a good way-)

She’s very smart but surprisingly bad at Chemistry.

HAS A HEART PURE OF GOLD

And the list goes on. I thought the perfect girl didn’t exist. Clearly I was wrong. Every single guy in the school has been fawning over her ever since she came. Especially Yamamoto. Every practice he talks about her. Anywhere and everywhere he only talks about her. Even Kenma had warmed up to her which was a big surprise.

“She knew what game I was playing on my PSP so we talked about it for some time,” Kenma explained.

You weren’t so bothered by her since she’s been so nice to you. She’s literally like what they say she is. An angel. A literal godess

~~~

With Kuroo though, everything seemed to changed. He always talked about Megumi. Planned on going out with her instead of you. He didn’t even attend your annual star gazing nights which he had never missed until now.

“Sorry [N/N] I forgot all about it, I was out with Megumi at that ramen place, I promise to come next time.”

It was always the same excuse and you forgave him. You couldn’t see what was at fault.

“Ah Testsu, I get it just please come next time. It was really lonely without you. Okay?”

“Of course! I’m a man of my word [N/N].”

You believed him but you shouldn’t have.

Even at school you talked to him less and less, only chatting in chemistry. He wouldn’t hangout at lunch with you anymore. It was like you weren’t even part of his life. You still attended their practice matches but soon stopped going since Megumi was always there cheering them on. It seemed they like her being there more than you.

These things gradually started to become a daily routine for you. Each time it broke your heart. But you’ve finally had enough and decide to confront Kuroo about it. To let all your emotions out just this once.

That was a bad idea.

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You called Kuroo 10 times when he finally picked up.

“Hey [N/N], what’s up?”

“The sky duh,” You joked. I’m so funny.

“Aha how funny but really, why did you call?” He asked.

“I was just wondering if I could talk to you in person, alone.”

“Oh uh sorry [N/N] but I’m with Megu-“

“Oh it’s fine, is it okay if I tag along since I’m bored aha,” you cutted him off. Nervous if he’d say yes or not.

“Oh well we’re are at the park that me and you used to hangout in,”

“Okay, thank you, see you!” You replied.

*Beep*

He didn’t even reply.

You look at your home screen. It’s you and kuroo.

It’s never too late to change it right?

~~~~~

As you were getting ready to go out you couldn’t seem to find the sweater kuroo gave you. You planned to wear it since it was your favourite sweater and it was quite cold outside. Giving up, you hurridly put on a random sweater that looked nice and ran out of your house and headed straight to the park.

When you got close to the park you saw Kuroo and Megumi. Just by themselves. Looking as if they were a young couple in love. Makes you sick just thinking about it for some reason. You brushed it off and continued making your way to them

“Hey Tetsu, Shimada~San!” You greeted.

They both waved back at you with replies.

As you got closer at looked at Megumi you couldn’t believe what you saw. The pit of your stomach drops. You’re in a confused state, slowly turning angry.

“Shimada~San, why are you wearing my sweater?” You angrily asked. She looked so confused.

“What do you mean?”

“I said what I said. Why are you wearing my sweater.”

“I don’t know what you’re talking about [L/N]-“

“Then why are you wearing it?” At this point you were getting annoyed at why she didn’t just say why.

“Kuboo gav-“

“Oh! So we are now using pet names now? WoW! I’ll start saying mine tO-“

“THATS ENOUGH [Y/N]!” Kuroo exclaimed.

You went frozen we’re you were standing.

He had never called you by your first name ever since you first met.

“I-I gave her it.” He explained.

..what?

Hurt.

Confused.

Every single negative emotion was put upon you at that very moment.

“Y-youre kidding,” You breathlessly say.

Kuroo looked straight at you, full of guilt.

“I’m not joking [Y/N].”

Ouch. Another bang to the heart.

“Did you take it from my wardrobe?”

“Where else would I get it from-“

“Kuroo that IT’S MINE! YOU GAVE IT TO ME,” You cutted him off.

“IT DOESN’T ALWAYS HAVE TO BE ABOUT YOU [Y/N]-“

“OH REALLY?” you could’ve believe him at this point.

“YES REALLY,” he shouted back.

“So you just gave it away to someone else when you gave it to me on my brithday, saying it was “a symbol of our friendship” because if that were the case then why would you sneak into my house and take it away from me?”

You slowly started inching forward to him.

Kuroo took a big breathe in.

“Oh FOR GOODNESS SAKE [Y/N] JUST LET ME BE HAPPY FOR ONCE!” He aggressively explained.

So.

I guess this is where it ends.

I mean somethings must come to an end right?

“I see how it is. Fine. Let it be that way.”

You started to take off the necklace Kuroo gave you. Tears nearing the time of their fall.

“How about you-“ You started off

You got close to him and pointed at his chest.

“Just go on your merry way and live a happy life!”

You handed him the necklace back, forcing it into his hand.

“Go and change the [N/N] to your nick name to Megumi on the necklace by the way,” you cheerfully said.

Waterfalls are now flowing down your cheeks.

You gazed towards a frightened Megumi.

“Oh and you can keep the sweater. Apparently its not mine anymore aha,” you painfully told her.

“Wait, [Y/N] you cant just ended our friendship like this! Think about it.” Kuroo exclaimed.

I chuckled, “Kuroo I didn’t end our friendship.”

He looked confused.

“You did.”

You walked off, tired of everything. Tired of life.

Kuroo ran up to you grabbing a hold of your shoulder,

“[Y/N] why are you doing this?” He asked

I kept my eyes on my shoes.

“Is it because of the sweater? I’ll buy you another one-“

“It’s for you,”

You turned around to meet his sorrowful eyes.

“What do you mean for me?” He asked confused.

“It’s for your happiness Kuroo. I see the way you look at her. You need someone like her in your life more than me. So you better get going now. She’s waiting,” you sadly explained.

“I don’t understand, what could I have done to prevent this from happening?” He desperately asked.

You thought for a moment.

“You could’ve been there for me.”

You gave him a broken smile. Face filled with tears and empty eyes.

“Goodbye Tetsu, be happy now,”

End.

[basically-i-write-shit]

Since it actually Yama's birthday, can we get Eiichi au where Yama celebrates his brithday for the first time in Tokyo with Eiichi, Tetsuro and Ren. I imagine him not having a lot of friends, since he recently moved, but Tetsu drags kenma over to celibate his new brother and maybe Aoi surprises tadashi with his grandparents that drove all the way over to spend the day with him. They eat french fires, yama gets a lot of gifts and they all eat a lot of cake. Just family fluff

I love these boys 

Tetsu and Eiichi shopping for Tadashi’s present with Aoi 

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Tadashi isn’t entirely sure he’s happy it’s his birthday yet. For the last few years, when it was just him and his mother, they couldn’t really afford to celebrate his birthday too much. He got a present and his favorite food, but that’s about it. Aoi always tries her best to make it the best day, though, and he’s thankful, but it’s been just them for so long he doesn’t know exactly how to celebrate with other people. This year he’s celebrating with three other kids. 

Tetsurou and Eiichi practically vibrate in their seats in front of him, though Kenma stays curled up nearby. There are more gifts than he’s ever had in his life, even though five may not seem like a lot to some kids. They’d had cake and junk food, and now they were opening presents. Aoi and Ren gave him a new ipod to listen to music on, a gift that’s far too expensive and he feels bad for, but he’s all too happy. His grandparents on his mother’s side sent him some clothes and a new book. Kenma bought him a game for the console he and his brother share. Ren bough him his own present separate from Aoi – which is quite surprising – and he’s excited to see a new lego set and promises to build it with Ren some time. 

Tetsurou and Eiichi’s present is last, and he’s surprised to have gotten a present from them at all. They lean forward in their seats as he digs into the bag, comes up with a couple of sensory-safe toys and a DIY science kit. At the bottom of the bag, however, he finds a card. With a little help reading the bigger words from Aoi, Tadashi reads it, and his eyes water. 

“Tadashi! We hope you enjoy your gifts, we worked really hard to pick the perfect one! 

You’re the best brother we could’ve asked for, and we really wanna make you feel happy and safe with us. Love you! 

Eii-nii and Tetsu-nii” 

[bokuroskitten]

oh L I should’ve asked what bokuroo + y/n do for kuroo’s birthday!! I missed my chance

Nah I’m slipping this in cause it’s just too cute for real. I’ve dreamed about it anyway so I can share my thoughts 🥰😩

Putting a cut cause it’s long but uh— this has sfw and nsfw stuff

SFW:

So y’all know kuroo is always the first one awake. But today? Bokuto makes 100% sure that he’s up first, even if that means waking up at 5 to beat kuroo. (He knows you won’t be able too💀)

Bokuto starts making pancakes and bacon, cause kuroo deserves a special breakfast on his special day

It’s the sound of Bokuto’s cursing from the kitchen and the smell of slightly burnt bacon that has kuroo stirring in bed

Rather than rushing to his boyfriends aid tho he takes the opportunity to cuddle you, because you’re just so cute in the morning

Holds you and kisses you until your stirring, eyes slowly blinking open.

As soon as you see his stupid little grin you giggle, soft and sleepy. “Happy birthday tetsu…”

Finally he heads into the kitchen to get his fair share of love and affection from Bokuto (who’s pouting because the bacon is a little too crispy for his liking)

“Smells so good out here my handsome man~” kuroo is standing behind bokuto, pressing kisses into his cheek despite the way Bokuto is trying to perfectly plate Kuroo’s birthday pancakes. “Hmph, next year I won’t over cook the bacon babe.”

You drag yourself outta bed to eat breakfast with them, and y’all decide to eat on the couch just so you can all stay snuggled up for a little while longer.

Y’all made sure you all had the day off so you could spend time together. Y’all take your sweet time detangling off the couch to get ready, and then you head off for a nice walk. It’s a bit chilly outside so you guys bundle up and all hold hands while you walk through a near by park.

You buy lunch despite Kuroo’s whining

“It’s your birthday, you’re not paying.” “But we share a bank account kitty lemme just—“ “No tetsuro, beat it.”

The biggest surprise of the day is that Bokuto convinced his couch to let y’all use the gym for an hour, and kuroo was thrilled. He missed playing volleyball, and what more could he want on his birthday than to mess around with his favourite man, feeling the volleyball slap against his palm again and to have you cheering them on from the side.

When y’all get home, you order take out because y’all just wanna snuggle up again, craving each other’s touch.

Y’all play some dumb sci-fi’s. You know the old cheesy ones, like ET? Cause kuroo loves those. You watch about two or three, staying wrapped in each other’s embrace.

It’s Bokuto that drags y’all to the bedroom… cause Kuroo’s hand has been massaging his thigh for the past 15 minutes and he’s restless.

NSFW:

Kuroo can’t help it, he gets very flustered when all the attention is on him

Like nervous giggling, cheeks flushed bright pink, eyes downcast and lip bitten swollen.

And it’s so fucking cute

You’re running your fingers through his hair, whispering about how pretty he loves while Bokuto sits between his thighs, sucks him off like his life depends on it.

When he starts to cup Kuroo’s balls, and you bring a hand along his bare chest to tweak at his nipples it’s game over. He’s coming so good, moans loud and bubbling from his chest.

Bokuto and you are huge on praise, telling him how good he’s being and how he deserves all the pleasure <3

So Kuroo’s on his side, and you’re laying in front of him, pressing sweet kisses to his lips, reminding him how good he is, massaging his throbbing cock, and bokuto his pounding into him from behind 🤤🤤

Holds Kuroo’s trembling leg up by the knee and fucks into him nice and deep, doesn’t stop until kuroo is babbling nonsense into your mouth and making a mess of your hand 💖💖💖

When kuroo is spent yall clean him up, and the night is spent all cuddled— no clothes of course cause it’s always better to feel skin to skin after such a good day <3

[bokuroskitten]

Kuroo probably has a bondage kink... He'd probably throw in a blindfold as well

Probably? Nah sweet nonnie. He does. I know he’s told me 🥰💖

He’s just so very curious, loves trying new things with you. It started with his tie, one time YALL we’re making out and you were tugging on it so with sloppy hands he pulled it off his neck and bound your arms above your head with the threat of “stay fuckin still.”

He had never seen you so 😳😳😳

After that it’s grown. He moved onto cuffs, soft ones then hard ones. He’s learned a bit of shibari cause wanted to see how the knots would look against your bare skin (it’s 10/10 of course). Each time y’all try something it gets a little more intense. But you both enjoy it so much, you have no plan of stopping.

It’s so exciting when he brings something new home, shows it off with that shit eating grin of his and goes. “Why don’t ya go strip of daddy princess? Wanna try something new.”

As much as it makes his chest swell when he has complete control over you, he really likes bondage because you trust him enough to let him do just about whatever he wants. That alone makes him feel so accomplished, makes his heart swell in. Whenever he finishes a final knot, or clicks the cuffs into place, or even slips a gag into your mouth he’ll look you right in the face. And that look you give him, wide eyed and so trusting is what makes him smile. He’ll press a kiss to your forehead and murmur.

“Daddy’s gunna take real good care of you”

[bokuroskitten]

fuck i love kuroo so much😩

im a sucker for college au😩

can you do a self ship. him helping u out w your studies

grabbing coffee tpgetger.

asking him how to solve chemistry numericals bc im so shit at that:(

movie dates, just hanging out together, him listening to ramble abt how you nearly broke a beaker in the chemistry lab:(

and what happens when we both retire for the day. :)

Me too babes, me too 😩 also, collage AU? Let’s kick it

Mans a nerd, we know this already. And as much as he thinks he’s a good tutor, sometimes he can be so overbearing.

Man will be looking over your shoulder more than looking at his own work. When you tell him “babe do your work” he doesn’t even pick up that your annoyed, rather he states, matter of factly of course “oh no I’m done it already—“

Also totally the type to like— hiss or like make one of those little noises when he sees you start to do something wrong. You slowly look up at him, and he tries so hard to bite his tongue. “Yes, tetsu—“ “I— it’s nothing, but that’s calculation actually looks like this—“

Despite this he’s also very understanding of your frustrations. Doesn’t try to push something if you’re really not getting it. Instead he’ll suggest a little mind break, or have the two of you focus on something else. “Ya won’t get anything done if you’re frustrated pretty, let’s move on okay?”

He grabs the coffee every time. He’s memorized your order from your very first date. Every time he slides it across the table to you you can’t help but grin.

“You’re never gunna forget my order are ya?” “Nope, it’s glued to my brain.”

When the sun starts to set through the library windows he decides to pack it up. He’s grateful your with him though, because he has a terrible tendency of staying in the library till it closes. He’s had a very embarrassing instances where the librarian has woken him up long past close with a frown. So in this sense, you’re his reminder to head home <3

Kuroo likes taking you out cause he likes showing you off. That will smith meme? Ya know showing off his wife? Him, 100%. “A table for me and this fine piece of ass i have with me, please.”

This mf— is the type to not order his own popcorn cause “he won’t eat it.” Only to eat half of yours 🤨🤨

Nights with him are the best though. Kuroo seems to have a large social battery, but as soon as the two of you head back to either your dorm or his he’s just a sleepy man

Wants cuddles, desolately. But understands proper skin care so he makes sure he has your typical face products in his dorm so you can use them. Also he loves watching and asking questions. Mans is just so curious “what kinda cream is that?” “What’s the mask for?” “What the fuck is a serum—“

Likes when you sit yourself between his legs, and lay your head on his chest 😩😩 he likes to know that you feel comfortable enough to rest on him like this.

Always always asks about your day. What made you happy, what you did, did anything bad happen? He loves hearing you talk, can’t help but look at you with little hearts in his eyes like the simp he is

He gets really warm during the night but still cuddles until the two of you fall asleep. Then he either keeps one arm on your waist, or holds your hand. Seems like a weird thing to do while sleeping, but his way to feel your presences without getting too uncomfy 💋

Kuroos bday event

[bokuroskitten]

Happy birthday to Kuroo!!!! I love the headcanon that he just spews the WORST science puns and jokes because you know he would and he would be a master of dad jokes 😂😂

YESSSS OKAI we kinda talked about this in another post and how he gets flustered by his own corny jokes when YOU say them—

But I swear this man has like, a whole ass note on his phone filled with stupid jokes. Any time he comes across one, any time he hears a new one and he thinks it’s “funny” he’ll add it 💀 typically he’ll try out new ones on Kenma because the harder Kenma’s cringes, the better the joke is in his eyes LMFAOO

some of his fav dad jokes:

I was wondering why this volleyball kept looking bigger and bigger. —-Then it hit me.

What’s brown and sticky? — A stick.

Can Hinata jump higher than a house? — Of course. Houses can’t jump.

I thought about going on an all-almond diet. — But that’s just nuts.

My girl told me to stop acting like a flamingo. — So I had to put my foot down.

And of course 💀💀

When does a joke turn into a dad joke? — When it becomes apparent. 💀