#happy birthday to my fav person on this hellsite

[greyeyedmonster-18]

Five Times Sirius Black Fucked James Potter and One Time He Didn't

(so @arliedraws posted something along the lines of "Five Time Sirius Fucked Someone in James Potters Life for Revenge and One Time He Didn't" as part of her slytherin sirius AU etc like a million years ago. and i uh...misread that upon first read and ran with it anyway. so here's a little fic no body asked for that seemed appropriate to post on @impishtubist day of birth.

if you've been here for a bit, you may recall when i would post little dribbles as "series", so here is...part 1/5.

please enjoy xoxo)

--

James Potter’s entire body was burning from the inside out. Despite the fact he had just been naked and in several compromising positions moments before, he was now hurrying to dress himself, all too aware of the cool air brushing against his exposed ankles.

Socks. SOCKS. Where in the world did his socks end up?

He grabbed his trousers from the heap on the floor of the Quidditch changing room and tucked in his white uniform shirt. Perhaps too hastily, realizing it was caught beneath the waistband of his briefs, but he could worry about that later. And the wrong buttons on his shirt. And his socks.

It felt obscene, shoving his bare feet into his oxfords.

“I have an extra pair of socks.”

“It’s fine,” James said quickly, running a hand over his hair, debating whether or not to choke himself with his tie.

“You’ll stink up your shoes.”

“It’s f—”

“Stop being a prat, Potter, and just take the bloody socks.” James felt something bounce off the back of his head, and he finally turned around, face hot. Entirely bothered. And Sirius Black, Slytherin Prefect was smirking. Looking all too comfortable leaning against the wall of the changing rooms—the Gryffindor changing rooms, a place he shouldn’t have even been in the first place, but there he was—dark curls falling effortlessly over his cheekbone. Robes folded neatly into the crook of his arm. The pair of socks that he had just thrown on the floor to the left of James’s feet.

“I’ll bring you a pair tomorrow…” James mumbled, sitting down on the bench between the lockers, and taking his feet out of his loafers. Pointedly avoiding eye contact and looking at Black at all.

“Keep them.”

“I don’t want to owe you.”

“Owe me?” he scoffed, “I’d rather have something—”

“No.” James cut him off, pulling up one of Black’s grey socks so far and hard it came up to nearly his knee. The threads tugging at one another between the seams of the cuff. Two neat green stripes on the top, the only tell tale sign that they had been borrowed at all. James could hear Sirius push off the wall, practically hear the eyeroll, watching, waiting for him to come closer. And he did. Expensive, bloody posh, black polished shoes appearing in James carefully averted eyeline. The floor had been such a safe place to look. James steeled himself.

Black always had the unique ability to get the best of him.

Or the worst.

Since first year. When Sirius was sorted into Slytherin and James swore, to this day, he made eye contact with the haughty boy in the Great Hall and something ignited inside of him. An unspoken rivalry with no clear starting point, for either of them.

It was almost instinctual. The desire to get one up on Sirius Black.

Sirius performed well in Transfiguration and James made sure to earn points in Charms.

Sirius was made prefect their fifth year, and suddenly James’s biggest dream was to become Quidditch Captain just to have some kind of badge to show off.

Sirius had more OWL’s than James.

James was better at Quidditch.

Now in their seventh year, James was Head Boy and Quidditch Captain, finally feeling victorious, only to discover that having more badges didn’t quiet the flames as much as he hoped they would.

And one ups turned into meet ups, turned into…

“And here, I thought you had a good time. Did I get that wrong, Potter?”

“I have a girlfriend,” James hissed, though he knew Lily was back up at the castle with everyone else. Celebrating Gryffindors win, no doubt. Where James was supposed to be, with his teammates and his friends, and his girlfriend that he definitely had, before he was rudely interrupted by Black. Stupid Sirius Black and his stupid cheeky smile.

He hated that Black waltzed around Hogwarts like he owned it. Hated that Black stepped foot into Gryffindor territory without a second thought.

Wanted to say congratulations is all, Potter.

He hated his tone.

But Merlin, did James like the way Sirius said congratulations.

“Oh, I see,” Sirius nodded in mock understanding. “Now you have a girlfriend.”

“I mean, I did…before to, I’m just…” James exhaled and stood up.

That was better. Though Black was still taller. And they were so standing so close to one another, James could make out the beauty mark beneath Sirius’s left eye, and the small scar on the top of his forehead, just before his hairline started.

“This was the last time.”

“Alright,” Sirius shrugged casually.

“I mean it.”

“It would mean more if I had not heard it before…”

“That was different,” James said, “That was…” But he couldn’t come up with an excuse fast enough to stop Black from smirking further. It wasn’t different. Not at all, but Black didn’t have to be so damn smug about it.

“Mhmm. Alright,” Sirius repeated, with his stupid smirk pulling at the corners of his mouth. Sirius shifted, hands moving to James’s tie, deft fingers undoing the poorly done knot and retying it carefully. “Just, you know, if I had known it was going to be the last time, really, actually the last time, I would have stepped it up a notch for a proper send-off.”

“Stop talking.” James swallowed, trying to stop his chest from rising and falling so rapidly. Trying to stop for repeating history and going back on his statement all too soon.

Because the last time had to come eventually.

Sirius laughed shortly, aligning James’s tie under his collar and straightening it out. “Enjoy your victory party, Potter.” One of Sirius’s hands cupped James’s jawline, his thumb brushing over James’s bottom lip, wiping away any remnants that they had once kissed.

Touched.

Dissolved into one another.

“Let me know if your girlfriend needs some pointers. I’m happy to—”

“She doesn’t,” James responded, indignantly, cocking his chin upward.

“Alright,” Sirius said with a wink, his shoe making the tiniest squeak on the floor as he turned on his heel, “See you next time.” And Sirius walked out of the changing rooms, leaving James with his heart pounding in his chest.

go to part two

[thesunnyshow]

Name: Alana

Writing Blog URL(s): @jinyoungsir

What fandom(s) do you write for?: GOT7, BTS, Monsta X, Stray Kids, Ateez, NCT

Age: 27

Nationality: American

Languages: English

Star Sign: Aries

MBTI: I’m not sure. I’ve taken the test so many times but I never remember the result.

Favorite color: Black

Favorite food: Potatoes! All forms of potatoes!!

Favorite movie: Harry Potter? Jurassic Park/World? Twister? Jaws? I love movies...it’s so hard to choose!

Favorite ice cream flavor: Vanilla with lots of fudge & brownie bits.

Favorite animal: Tigers! I like big cats and the way they move. 

Coffee or tea? What are you ordering?: Coffee- Peppermint White Mocha HOT! Or any flavor tea hot or cold as long as it’s sweetened!

Dream job (whether you have a job or not): Writing and Traveling. Something far from the 9-5, ‘working for the man’ type of job.

Go-to karaoke song: ‘Shoop’ by Salt-N-Pepa (thank u Deadpool)

If you could have one superpower, what would you choose?: The ability to manipulate time because I am late for everything and also, I would 100% pause the timeline for a little mental health break once a day. 

If you could visit a historical era, which would you choose?: Idk if this counts but I low-key would have loved to be a pirate. So whatever timeline that fits into. 

If you could restart your life, knowing what you do now, would you?: No, thank you. I already have a defiance disorder. I’m not going to be under 18 ever again. I like doing what I want when I want as an adult lol. Everything turned out okay. 

Would you rather fight 100 chicken-sized horses or one horse-sized chicken?: 100 chicken-sized horses. I hope I drown in them. What a dream.

If you were a trope in a teen high school movie, what would you have been?: I AM a teen highschool movie trope lol my husband and I met in school at fourteen.

Do you believe in aliens/supernatural creatures?: YES, because the world is just too big for there not to be. 

Fun fact about yourself that not everyone would know?: I stopped eating pizza for several years for no real reason other than not wanting to eat pizza and then just starting eating it again one day as if I had never stopped. 

When did you post your first piece?: I think it was May 2019.

Do you write fluff/angst/crack/general/smut, combo, etc? Why?: Mostly fluff & humor because I’m kind of soft and I really love a feel-good fic. Any angst I write is typically resolved by the end because I live for a happy ending. And occasional smut strictly for the spice. 

Do you write OCs, X Readers, Ships...etc?: OCs & xReaders. 

Why did you decide to write for Tumblr?: I love/hate the format tbh but mostly because of my tumblr community. I love being able to meet and talk to new people easily thru the platform. 

What inspires you to write?: Everything! Songs, movies, commercials, personal events, etc. Sometimes it’s just a word, phrase, or picture.

What genres/AUs do you enjoy writing the most?: I’m a major sucker for friends/strangers to lovers! and I LOVE a good Mafia/Gang/Assassin!AU. On the opposite end of the spectrum, you can catch me writing dad!au stories. 

What do you hope your readers take away from your work?: I just hope it makes them feel good. Laugh, smile, cry, yell, uwu, just- all the emotions. 

What do you do when you hit a rough spot creatively?: Take a break. Read a book, dive into a k-drama, binge a few fics. Sometimes I just have to put the laptop away until I’m ready to start again.

What is your favorite work and why? Your most successful?: My favorite story is probably ‘Over The Top’ with GOT7’s Bambam. It’s a dad!au about bam’s twin boys’ first birthday party. I’m quite attached to their family dynamic in the story and may even revisit twin terrors Somsak & Somchai in the future. Most successful? Probably the ‘Bubbles’ series, a Monsta X OT7 fiesta. I had a lot of feedback while posting that series and made a lot of friends. (It was also my first actual fic & it jump-started this blog!)

Who is your favorite person to write about?: Jackson Wang or Park Jinyoung from GOT7 and Han Jisung from Stray Kids. 

Do you think there’s a difference between writing fanfiction vs. completely original prose?: This is kind of a tough one because, yes- as a fanfic writer I’m using a real person as a character, however, the storyline, the dialog, the emotions, the actions of the characters are all organic. I could take any one of my stories and replace only that person’s name and it would be considered entirely original. So, I guess I would say it’s not so different. 

What do you think makes a good story?: Great dialog. 

What is your writing process like?: Sometimes I get an idea and go straight to word vomiting and editing. Sometimes it’s planning the title, characters, tags list, & summary then not looking at it for a few weeks until I’m ready to write it. 

Would you ever repurpose a fic into a completely original story?: Yes. All of my stories are AU (non-idol verse) so I would totally repurpose them.

What tropes do you love, and what tropes can’t you stand?: Love: friends/strangers/enemies to lovers, + grumpy character only soft for their love interest. Dislike: Love triangles, angsty slow burn, cheating, etc.

How much would you say audience feedback/engagement means to you?: IT IS EVERYTHING. I love reading tags, getting aks, getting messages, it warms my heart, and really motivates me to keep going.

What has been one of the biggest factors of your success (of any size)?: When I write and I really like my own story, it feels like a success. 

Do you think fanfic writers get unfairly judged?: Yes, they certainly can be. I think people who don’t understand fanfiction can have a very narrow mindset and belittle fanfic writers because of that misunderstanding.

Do you think art can be a medium for change?: Yes. Even if its something as small as changing one’s mood. 

Do you ever feel there are times when you’re writing for others, rather than yourself?: Not usually. I try to only write things that make me happy and if I ever get requests I’m not into, I usually won’t write it. If I’m not enjoying myself and the story, it’s not worth the pressure I put on myself to write it.

Do you ever feel like people have misunderstood you or your writing at times?: It’s definitely possible, but I haven’t had many issues with this so far.

Do your offline friends/loved ones know you write for Tumblr?: My mom, dad, sister, husband, and two other friends know.

What is one thing you wish you could tell your followers?: I’m always here to make you laugh and smile, whenever you need it. I hope my stories can bring you joy.

Do you have any advice for aspiring writers who might be too scared to put themselves out there?: Do it for yourself. If you are enjoying yourself then it’s worth it. 

Are there any times when you regret joining Tumblr?: I love this hellsite. I’ve been here since high school and I have no regrets. 

Do you have any mutuals who have been particularly formative/supportive in your Tumblr journey?: AJ: my favorite bean, Chelle: my fav writer & inspo, Megan: my hype squad gf, Leena: my sisterwife, Na: my #1 supporter, and Val: my JJP/Wonu Soulmate. 

Pick a quote to end your interview with: “mo0n Mo0n JiN m0oN!” - Jeon Jeongguk

BONUS ROUND: K-POP CONFIDENTIAL

[lawscorazon]

the birthday fairy is here to wish october baby ares a happy birthday !!!! i’m so glad that you were born and that we got to meet on this silly little site. i hope you have a wonderful rest of your special day, my lovey, and that you continue to have many more birthdays. HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY ARES !!!! 🥰🥰🥰🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾💖💓💘💞💕💕💕💞💕💖💗💓💝💘💝💝💖💖

not me tearing up... thank you lolly. you dont know how much this means to me. you're my fav person on this hellsite <3333

[nctsolar-remade]

magazine spread for @sichenges ​ aka haleigh aka the loml’s birthday!

++

(( ^^ let the two thots fight, I’M haleigh’s fav )) 

hey hales! happy birthday my love! gosh my leo sisteren!!!! you really did that (got older before me……. TT TT)

anyway, i just wanted to say that whenever we talk, you always make me feel loved and appreciated and cared about. we make a lot of bad jokes but i still love love love you! through all the furry jokes and mark loving jokes, i have come to realize that you’re one of my favourite people on this blue hellsite. you’re genuine, and caring, and funny. you make staying here bearable and enjoyable. you make me laugh and thats honestly something i appreciate.

also, you give HELLA advice??? i’ve never been able to tell you but honestly, your advice always makes me :-0 !!! like wowie !!! you’re such an intelligent, sweet, genuine person who i just want to spend hours chatting with ( i just suck ass at messaging fnfowaeoae ). i also happen to think that you’re the “sweetest and funniest girl ever” but don’t tell taeil and hyuck!

anyway, happy birthday my love! congrats on another year of making hella nice gifsets, loving taeil and hyuck (and mark), and just overall being a wonderful human with a heart of gold! happy birthday my crackhead 99 line homie! I LOVE YOU MY DUDE!!!

(also: i posted this earlier than i was supposed to bc im truly a dumbass thot but i love u haleigh sorry abt that fioawfneoaiwefoia TT TT) 

[soggywarmpockets]

Tagged by: @mage-mahariel Objective: Answer these 85 statements about yourself then tag others

LAST

drink - Peach tea

phone call - The pizza shop text message - my mom song you listened to - Les Enfants Terribles by BUCK-TICK time you cried - watching One Day at a Time earlier

EVER

dated someone twice - No kissed someone & regretted - Yes been cheated on - Yep been depressed - Constantly gotten drunk and thrown up - Once

FAV COLOURS

Purple, black, blue, pink, white

IN THE LAST YEAR, YOU…

made new friends - I think fallen out of love - Nope laughed until you cried - Yes! found out someone was talking about you - Oh please, always. met someone who changed you - I’m not sure found out who your friends are - Yes kissed someone on your facebook friends list - Yeah

GENERAL

how many of your facebook friends do you know irl - About 90% of them do you have any pets - Two kitters cats named Lilo and Mazie. do you want to change your name - Yeah. It has never really felt like it belonged to me. what did you do for your last birthday - Went to the zoo! what time did you wake up today - 11:45 am what were you doing at midnight last night - Dicking around on here what is something you can’t wait for - Vacation with babe what are you listening to right now - My cat snoring have you ever talked to a person named tom - Yeah, he’s my brother most visited website - This hellsite hair colour - medium brown with some pinkish-blonde sections that I hope to cut out soon long or short hair - the shorter the better do you have a crush on someone - My geef what do you like about yourself - I make people laugh

want any piercings - Kind wanna get my lip redone

blood type - No idea, m8 nicknames -  Coco, Old Sport, Soggy, Pockets, SWP relationship status - Been with a wonderful girl for going on two years now zodiac - Taurus

pronouns - She/her for right now. Easier to not confuse people.

fav TV shows - Steven Universe, One Day at a Time, SvTFoE, The Switch, I’m waaaay behind on HTGAWM and I’ve pretty much lost interest in Shadowhunters

tattoos - I doubt I’ll ever be able to commit to one

right or left handed - Right ever had surgery - They took out my tonsils after having mono for 2 straight years and immediately getting strep throat 8 times in 3 months after. sports - Nah piercings - Ears vacation - Anywhere, really. But Ireland, Japan, and Barcelona top the list. sneakers - Converse for causal, whatever the fuck is on clearance at DSW for walking/hiking

MORE GENERAL

eating - I just had some rainbow goldfish (baked snack crackers, you heathens) drinking - Nothing but I should get some water about to watch - Thinking about more One Day at a Time or maybe Black Lightning because the episodes are going to be removed from On Demand in 4 days. waiting for - my queue to be full and properly shuffled want - sleep get married - Hopefully, but I’ll be okay if it doesn’t happen career - writer or librarian or anything with books and language

WHICH IS BETTER

hugs or kisses - Both? lips or eyes - eyes shorter or taller- I’d be fine with either older or younger - Either as long as they are within an acceptable range nice arms or stomach - I’m literally so ace I couldn’t care less  hookup or relationship - Relationship, please troublemaker or hesitant - depends on how much sleep I’ve gotten

HAVE YOU EVER

kissed a stranger - I don’t think so drank hard liquor - Pfft. Yeah. I’m known for my poker face after doing a shot turned someone down - Several times. Once in front of his mother. He was not happy. sex on first date - nope broken someone’s heart - Probably had your heart broken - I’ve had someone I was in love with die, so yeah. It doesn’t get much more broken than that. been arrested - nah cried when someone died - uncontrollably fallen for a friend - Yes

DO YOU BELIEVE IN

yourself - depends on the day miracles - not really love at first sight - no santa claus - no kiss on a first date - Depends on how cute they are ofc angels - only ones named Erika

OTHER

best friend’s name - Erin

eye colour - plain old boring brown fav movie - Kiki’s Delivery Service, probs

fav book - The Shades of Magic trilogy is up there. fav actor - Never really had one. I tag:  @nixien-marie @littlemissazure @arctic-hands @a-garden-rose @darrenthedragon @rmedy09 @crazeecraze @musicemo @jellojolteon @bernardbernieburns

[ravenbcys-remade]

can u talk abt sum of ur favorite ppl on or off here? i need sum positivity tonight hh

ahh ofc anon!! i can’t tag anyone atm but i will as soon as i can i hope you feel better!!

um my fav person ever is my best pal @iiemo–mermaidii i really think?? she doesn’t know how much i love her which is a Lot also she’s super!!!! super talented and funny and sweet and kind and pretty and has the cutest dog i’ve ever seen so overall a++++ human whomst i love with all my heart

another super rad human is @tasty-taetae !! amanda honestly deserves so much credit for putting up with my crap literally every day also she’s amazing at art?????? like im always Shocked by how good she is wow?? also she’s a gr8 writer and a gr8 editor and should have more self confidence because she’s amazing

also !!! @stardustfootsteps ?? listen i honestly think it’s crazy how shakthi and i have gotten so close (at least i think we’ve gotten close jsjdjs) in such a short span of time i feel like i can talk to her about anything?? we have a Lot in common but we’re also different enough that conversations are really interesting (she hates bread though ://) (also it’s her birthday!!! in like two hours so go wish her!!!)

@peachao also!! lani’s really truly one of the kindest people i’ve ever met and i love her so much she’s so soft for everyone!!!! and it’s always v easy to talk to her like i can open a conversation with something like “i cried today bc jihoon’s voice was so beautiful” and she’ll just!!! go with it which is amazing

@rosegoldlesbo is the loveliest!!! kiki’s going through a lot right now and i wish her nothing but the best because that’s all she deserves!! she’s sososo kind and funny and her blog is God Tier and i love talking to her and tagging her in things because knowing she’s happy makes me happy!!

ahh @safesins aka melly aka an actual angel is one of the nicest people i’ve met on this hellsite,, she’s so funny and talented (!!!!!!!!!!!!) and just seeing her posts brightens my day bc im love her

@zekefigayro !! maëlle was one of the first friends i made on this site and she’ll always be my favorite meme,, we stopped talking for a lil bit but we’ve started again recently and im sososo glad because honestly conversations with her are either v meaningful or v hilarious or both and i love it

n @peachgfs !! i haven’t talked to minty as much as anyone else on this list but she’s so funny omg,, her tags make my day n her fic recs!!!! are amazing oh my gosh also she puts up w me annoyingly screaming about them to her and for that i will always be grateful

ahhh there’s a lot of other people but i don’t want this to be too long sjdjdjs i hope your day gets better anon bc you deserve it !!!

[bangcakes]

happy birthday amanda!! you're like my favorite person on this hellsite!! have a great day bud I hope you get to see lots of pics of our fav round wholesome boy sungjin

askldfjaslkdjf lskthank you !!! you are so sweet !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1