#happy birthday reiner 🥳🥳🥳

[averysmolbear]

Evolution of a Birthday

CW: Established relationship (selfship coded, of course), hints of parental neglect, gender neutral reader, a vaguely nsfw moment with zero details to it, enormous amounts of fluff, pet names (baby, etc)

A/N: I wanted to try to write a little something for one of my favorites for his birthday and somehow ended up with this. It’s a brief look at how Reiner’s opinion on celebrating his birthday evolved over the years. It started out as self ship lore for Tessirei but ended up morphing into x reader.

Reiner Braun hadn't started out hating his birthday. It was hard to hate your birthday when you were just turning two and wouldn't be able to remember the party anyway. In fact, it was years before he had started to dislike all of the attention given to him on the day he was born.

His earliest memories of his birthday were pleasant ones, except for the part where he had to be dragged out of bed so early in the morning. His mom would usually make him blueberry pancakes for breakfast (later he found out they were just frozen ones that she warmed up for him) and he would wait while his mom gathered the things they would be bringing for his birthday party at the beach.

His family would stake a claim on some expanse of sand and slowly everyone would show up. Reiner would get to play with his friends while the adults talked and drank and his uncle cooked up burgers on the grill.

There would be gifts and cupcakes and sometimes, if he was lucky, Reiner would get ice cream on the way home. Usually he would end up falling asleep earlier than usual, being worn out from the long day. It never seemed that terrible to him but as he got older, the novelty wore off. He would ask to do other things with his friends but his mom would remind him that it was tradition and they shouldn't break tradition.

By the time he was turning 12, Reiner made it clear that there would be no more beach birthday parties. They would still celebrate with family, of course, but he would meet up with his friends later in the day to hang out and sometimes get into a little trouble. He wasn't acting out but honestly he had just grown tired of having to get up early and put on a happy face when he wanted to be anywhere but at the beach.

Soon he was starting high school and his mom wasn't making him his birthday breakfast anymore. He wasn't going to his uncle's house for dinner in the backyard. There weren't even any more gifts. It had become just another day and Reiner didn't seem to care or if he cared, he didn't seem to show it.

He didn't start celebrating again until coming home from college one year. He had gotten a football scholarship and attended school on Paradis Island. It got him away from home which he had seemed to enjoy and playing football meant he got to be the hero of the team now and then. Finally his mother seemed to pay attention to him again, congratulating him on his accomplishments on the football field instead of on how hard he was working toward his degree.

Meeting up with his old friends over the summer to have a bonfire on the beach in honor of his 21st birthday was the first time in years that Reiner had ever celebrated the day. It had been a nice change of pace, a reminder to him that it was okay for him to celebrate himself a little sometimes.

Then he met you. It was a month before his 24th birthday when he saw you for the first time. It took almost a week before Reiner had gotten the courage to ask you out but you had said yes and soon the two of you became nearly inseparable. You missed out on celebrating his birthday and when you found out, you were upset that he hadn't bothered to tell you.

"So you just let your birthday pass without celebrating at all?" you asked, frowning as you played with Reiner's hair.

He was laying across your couch with his head in your lap. He shrugged his broad shoulders slightly and laughed at your reaction. "It's no big deal. Just another day."

"Bullshit. It's your birthday and next year we're celebrating it."

Reiner laughed but he knew better than to tell you no. You were nothing if you weren't stubborn and you seemed to have a habit of trying to spoil him that he still wasn't used to yet. "If you say so, angel."

True to your word, you made sure to spoil Reiner the following birthday. The two of you had just moved in together but you still made a point to make him breakfast. You had found out that his mother would make him blueberry pancakes so that was what you did. It didn't take long for him to realize yours were much better.

You gave him a new trace paper, felt tip pens and drafting pens since she had noticed Reiner liked to work by hand on his architecture plans. You took him to his favorite bookstore later where the two of you picked out something to read together (Reiner insisted) and then you took him out to lunch, meeting up with all of his friends from both childhood and the ones from college that had made it to Marley in recent years.

That night you cooked him dinner at home, which seemed to fluster him further.

"You're going to too much trouble, angel."

You laughed softly as you set the plate down in front of him. Leaning in, you kissed his cheek softly. "Happy birthday, baby."

You didn't care how much he protested. Today was his day and you were making sure that he enjoyed every second of it. Of course dinner was full of flirting and Reiner making promises to properly thank you later for everything you had done for him. He loved watching you grow flustered every time he hinted at something he wanted to do to you to say thank you.

While you cleaned up the kitchen, Reiner seemed to prepare the bedroom for the two of you. You tried to scold him but he wasn't having it.

"If it's my special day and I get anything I want, then this is just how it's going to go. I'm sorry, angel, but you made the rules this morning. I'm just trying to follow them."

He easily scooped you up in his arms and carried you over to the bed. Reiner took his time undressing you, commenting about how lovely you looked after removing each item. He would hum and say something about how he was enjoying unwrapping his favorite gift. He did everything that he could to leave you nearly begging for him.

And of course you absolutely did beg for him.

Which was when Reiner got the best gift he had ever received in his life - you.

Every year since then Reiner Braun has had a change of heart about birthdays, deciding that they were the best day of the year - as long as he got to spend his birthdays with you.

[kazutora-kurokawa]

Boyfriend!Hakkai + Birthday Head

♡ NSFW, fluff, fem reader, flirty!reader, model!Hakkai, slight food play, oral-> male receiving , cum swallowing, praise, pet names ♡

note: lil something for the birthday boy 🥳 (it's also my birthday today so l lowkey deserve birthday head too, but I digress 😔)

note 2: the Hakkai girlies are eating today 🤭 this was also more self indulgent than anything

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The last thing Hakkai expected when he got home late from his photoshoot was to see you standing at the kitchen counter, body covered by lacy, barely there lingerie as you tried to light slightly burnt out candles on a cake.

"You're home late Kai...Happy birthday pretty boy."

His face flushes slightly as he drops his bag by the door and shuffles over to you.

"Baby you look...wow."

"You like it? It took me forever to find one that I actually liked and thought you would too.."

"Like it? I love it...and you, of course." He stammers out.

"Yeah? You should see me without it on."

You gently slide your finger across the top of the cake, scooping up a dollop of whipped icing. He audibly gulps as you bring your finger to his lips, encouraging him to lick the icing off. His soft lips envelop your digit, sucking the icing off and moaning at the taste.

"Good?"

"Delicious ♡"

"I can think of something else that's delicious~"

His eyes widen as you sink onto your knees and undo his belt.

"A-angel! You don't have to, I mean not that I don't want you to but-"

"Kai relax, I want to... besides, it's your birthday, you deserve it."

He tenses slightly before relaxing, his hand gently gripping your shoulder as your lips wrap around the tip of his cock. His eyes roll back into his head as you look up at him with those soft, loving eyes, and he has to use all his willpower to stop himself from cumming in your mouth then and there.

"F-fuck! Your mouth is so warm baby..feels so fucking good~"

You moan softly around his dick, one hand jerking off what you can't fit in your mouth and the other massaging his heavy balls. The apartment quickly fills with noises of pleasure, his breathy moans and deep grunts becoming louder the faster you suck, your spit dripping down his shaft and making a slimy mess.

"Baby.. I'm so close, please don't stop.."

You quicken your pace and he lets out a series of loud, erotic noises, practically whining your name as he fills your mouth with his thick, creamy load. He bites his lip as he watches you swallow every last drop. His post-orgasm bliss slowly wears off and pats your head before helping you off the floor.

"You're so good to me princess."

He kisses you softly, not caring that your mouth was just filled with his jizz or about how wet and messy with saliva your lips are.

"As I should be, you deserve everything and more.. especially on your birthday."

"Well this was definitely the best birthday I've had in a long time."

"Good, because I'm just getting started ♡"

He grips your hips tightly, pulling you into another kiss.

"Can't wait."

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[twilovesshuake]

Happy birthday To Zeke And Reiner. The golden boy and the armor boy 🎉🥳

[mobolanz]

Happy birthday to Evelyn! 🥳 I actually have a question 👀 How does she celebrate and feel about her birthday? Does she usually gets any gifts from Reiner? If so, what was her favourite gift ever?

Now allow me to get ready for the party.

Omgggg that's a great one! Also is the Vulpix gif a throwback to me mentioning that had she been a Pokémon it'd be this or what- (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

So for your questions!

How does she feel about it?

So Evelyn remembered her ones during life back at the mansion being treated as so big and incredible and well anticipated... but maybe as big as it really can be in a space like that after all. She hoped she could remember it having more people than it really did and all of them were familiar faces of people that just worked there. Not going anywhere either despite it being in plannings every year.

Nowdays, she tries to not make a fuss out of it, in some instance even forgot it all together. Simply felt like getting her hair done a special way today and maybe add up some accessory. Not openly stating it or expecting anything from her current family either way since knowing them they'd probably ask her 'oh just how old are you 5? ' as in ,,mockingly.

Almost overwhelmed by surprise when someone wants to do something for it. Like, would actually bother and not consider it a waste. Give her anything or take her somewhere. They have their own day after all! Still it's in a good way, she's really thankful for that, and already thinking on what should she get them in their time, while enjoying it to it's own.

Any gifts from Reiner?

It has a range. For a starter since she's awfully quiet about it, once actually realizing what this day is - Reiny can't help feel like it's a shame since that leaves him to a "rushed" resort of spotting a classic choice of good jewelry and getting her just that. Like he could do much more had he known earlier, get her anything at all make sure it's great and really match it to her needs and personality. Even if just by the end of the day or morning after.

That said, it being a strong sign of genuine care and also that he knows her well enough to see it'd be to her liking to choose it first is already endearing enough for her she can't help it. Actually even worrying he really bothered to THAT level 'but it wasn't too costly now was it...?' . Which he either way dismisses as nonsense argument with an ambiguous argument of "my budget allowed me just perfectly". Worth the smile she just couldn't wipe off even then.

Following birthdays have that too since it's already known enough she loves jewelries after all and cherishes it in any shape type and color; and let's herself put them on in public. But also more practical additions (one includes a small stand to actually place all her previous jewellery on 😆) , and more on the classic side a bouquet 💐 🤧 maybe even bring her somewhere , just them both really

Her favourite one would be... non-related to birthday ones don't count right? So I'd say,,, she has hard time picking. Maybe she'd say the one she just got this year every time, showcasing it gets better and better each year 🥰(⁠ﾉ⁠◕⁠ヮ⁠◕⁠)⁠ﾉ⁠*⁠.⁠✧

Evelyn birthday asks

[coffeeauthorvibing]

Yess i will wish my babies happy birthday no matter what 🥳 Happy Birthday Reiner 🖤

[missvioletsthings]

Happy birthday, Reiner and Zeke! 🎂🎊🎉🥳

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[kinkandkreep]

☞︎𝙼𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚝☜︎

(This has since been updated, please check pinned post. Thanks!)

Ari's BS 🙃

BIG ANNOUNCEMENT (PLEASE READ)

Another slightly less big but none the less important announcement

BTS☟︎

Yandere Headcanons:

Yandere Taehyung when you refuse him sex

Yandere Hoseok Breastfeeding Kink

What Type of Yandere: Kim Namjoon

What Type of Yandere: Kim Seokjin

Plus Size Body Type Preference; Most to Least

T or A: BTS Edition

Yandere!Jin As a Parent

Scenarios:

Desire Has Philophobia

Soft!Yandere Reaction to Desire Being a Former Burlesque Dancer

Random Drabbles/Blurbs/Oneshots/Ideas:

Bionic Bunny (Yandere!Bionic!Jungkook Idea)

Rounds (Yandere Hoseok oneshot)

For Everybody (Songfic; Yandere!Reader oneshot)

Happy (Re)Birthday (Yandere Jimin oneshot)

Teacher’s Pet (Songfic; Yandere!Jimin oneshot)

The Queen and Her Captors (Yandere!BTS x Original Character oneshot) (This may eventually become a series)

Tummy Time! (Father!Hoseok oneshot)

Aesthetics/Collages:

Soft!Yandere Jimin Collage

Hard!Yandere Jimin Collage

Non-Yan Headcanons:

BTS with a Black!S/O

BTS “Sex”-canons- Rap Line

BTS “Sex”-canons- Vocal Line (minus Jin)

BTS “Sex”-canons- Kim Seokjin

BTS as Gods

BTS Nicknames

Fun Facts:

Taehyung, Jimin and Hobi Fun Fact

Multi-Chapter BTS Fics☟︎

Bless Me

Bless Me: Chapters

Coming Soon: Bless Me

Bless Me: Excerpt

Bless Me: Prologue

The Kim Clan: Bless Me

Bless Me: Taehyung

Bless Me Visual (Anpanman)

Bless Me Visual (Hobi and Tae Tae)

Bless Me Visual (Older Brothers)

Bless Me Visual (Young Brothers)

You All Belong To Me

You All Belong To Me

YABTM~ Introducing Eun-Ji

YABTM~ Introducing Hyun-Ki

YABTM~ Introducing Bong-Cha

The Scars We Share

The Scars We Share- Summary

The Scars We Share- Snippet

The Scars We Share- Aesthetic

Rundown

Rundown~ Summary

Rundown~ Diagnostic

Rundown~ Prologue

Other Multi-Chapter Fics☟︎

Enemies of Everywhere

Enemies of Everywhere

Enemies of Everywhere- Key Visual/Collage

MHA☟︎

Yandere

Yandere Bakugou Profile and Headcanons

Yandere Izuku Profile and Headcanons

Non-Yan Headcanons

Zuki Buki 💚💚💚

Backagou🧨🧨

Random MHA Related Thoughts/Headcanons

Dear Theodosia- Bakugou and Izuku

MHA Ships and BTS Ships

Looking to Adopt

Dynamight😂

Bakudeku💚🧡

MHA Oc Related Things

Meet Chike!

AOT☟︎

Headcanons

Basic Eren Yeager/In Your Erea au Headcanons

How the AOT guys handle a pregnancy: Eren Yeager

How the AOT guys handle a pregnancy: Armin Arlert

How the AOT guys handle a pregnancy: Levi Ackerman

AOT Character’s Personalities

AOT Characters and an S/O with a high metabolic rate

Aesthetics/Collages:

AOT Guys and Their Weddings

Random things that can’t really be categorized but that I might try to later (mainly thirst)

Respectable Young Man

Question about MAPPA’s animation decision

Bestie Mad Foine

Sexy and Smug

Y’All

Wow, he is so like...ummmm...🥰❤️🙃💚😍

Ah Shit, Here We Go Again

Pause

Random Eren Headcanon

Episode 4 (?) Did Not Spark Reiner-related Joy

We Can Only Go Up from Here

Announcement

Eren and Shego

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BESTIE!!!🥳🥳

Hellsing☟︎

Headcanons:

Yandere!Alucard Headcanons

Dating Alucard

[fullhomorei]

Happy Birthday my sweet Reiner boo bear~

🥳🎂🍰🧁🍻🥂🎉🎈✨🎁🥰😘💋💜