#happy birthday husk youre getting lucky tonight

[angie-long-legs-moved]

@top-shelf-tender

"My room. Balcony. 8pm."

The Ace of Hearts with its scrawled message was left on top of the bar, tucked beneath a bottle of Angel's Envy.

Its benefactor was there ahead of time, shifting nervously in his seat. He had agonised over tonight - as far as Husk was aware, Angel didn't even know it was his birthday, so it was possible this surprise of his would be less than appreciated. He didn't trust Alastor for a second to provide him with the any accurate information, and the man wasn't exactly known for his vast social circle. It had taken a trip to Cannibal Town to acost some old lady Husk mentioned having an amicable relationship with to finally uncover the actual date, and Angel had left with an earful about how she'd turn him into spider stew if he broke the gambler's heart. Although, beneath her cantankerous demeanour, Angel could almost detect a hint of pride for her feline friend - as though she were happy for him. For a miserable hag who was also a cannibal, that was.

Angel had thought long and hard about how to celebrate. Husk would probably break it off with him there and then if he did something as gratuitous as throw him a surprise party, but what kind of festivities would he be up for? Husk liked drinking, sure. He liked gambling. He liked Angel.

So here Angel was, sitting at the table he had set up on his balcony, a decanter with some glasses set beside a couple of cigars, laying in wait for the man of the moment. Angel himself was scantily clad in a black babydoll dress that could barely be considered more than lingerie, the hem adorned with card suit symbols. It was the guys birthday, after all. Besides, Angel wasn't exactly known for his subtlety.

His heart fluttered at the sound of footsteps approaching. Fuck, he hoped this was a good idea.

He turned to greet his visitor with an amorous, inviting grin.

"Happy birthday, Whiskers."

[kaiparker-avengerssmut]

PRINCE OF DAXAMITE

Mon El x Reader

WARNINGS: smut, non-con/dub-con, vaginal sex, brief oral sex (f receiving)

WORD COUNT: 1696

Imagine being a peasant going to Mon El's birthday celebration back on Daxamite so you can cause a riot but he takes interest in you.

The upbeat music filled my ears as I stepped through the doors of the hall, my dress brushing my ankles. I glanced around and spotted a table with an assortment of food laid out and headed straight for it, ready to eat and ignore anyone that tried to talk to me. You see, I hated the ways of my people, on Daxamite all they did was party, but I knew it was to mask what was really happening. While the wealthy gorged themselves on expensive alcohols and rich foods the poor were left to starve in the streets, lucky to get even a sip of water a day. I was one of those poor people, but I managed to clean myself up enough to get a job with the royal tailor because of my talents with a needle and thread. I'd spent the last week making my dress for this ball, a ball which I was planning to use to make a fuss and cause a riot. Me and some peasants were planning it - ready to revolt.

I started to shove food in my mouth, seeing as I'd probably never eat this much food again in my life. Just as I was a about to pop another strawberry tart in my mouth a felt a gentle tap on my shoulder. I turned around and quickly swallowed what I was chewing, coming face-to-face with the prince. Great. I was kind of hoping to avoid any royals but oh well.

"Is there a reason a lady as beautiful as yourself is alone tonight?" He said with a slight smirk. I gave him a fake smile and came up with the most condescending thing I could.

"Because I don't like jackasses or narcissistic princes." And I walked off, leaving him stood there smiling (probably at the thought of getting to chase me around all evening).

About half an hour later I was happy to say that the prince hadn't made any advances on me, but I had noticed him eyeing me from across the large hall several times. I scanned the room for him but couldn't see him anywhere, confusing crossing my face. Where was he? Just as I was about to go back to eating all the food I felt a breath on the back of my neck. I turned my head to the side to see him, his hands hovering over my waist.

"Miss me yet?" He whispered, sending a shiver of fear and excitement down my spine. No. I was here to revolt against him, not have a 'good time' with him. I shook my head and turned around.

"Look, asshole, I don't give a crap who you are, get your greedy hands off me and grope some other girl who's rich and bowing at your feet." I spat before trying to walk off. Before I could get far, he grabbed my wrist and spoke down at me.

"My name is Mon El and I'm your prince. It'd do you well to show me a little respect." He hissed in my ear, before I yanked my arm from his grasp and disappeared into the crowd of dancing people. I got as far away from him as I could, moving over to the agreed window to give the signal for the riot to start.

As I begun to peer out the already open window, looking for my friend, I felt a hand wrap firmly around my upper arm and drag me away.

"Let me go!" I shouted as I was pulled into an empty hallway and shoved against a wall. Mon El pinned my wrist behind my back with one hand, using his hips to pin my front to the wall. "Get off me you-" I was cut off my him tugging my hair back so he could whisper in my ear.

"If you insult me again, you'll find out exactly what I want to do with that sharp little tongue of yours." He whispered venomously, looking me in the eye. "And I know why you're here, your friend you were looking for is already in custody." I gulped and stifled tears, knowing this would probably end with all our heads on pikes. "My parents wanted to throw you in a cell too, but I convinced them to let me have my way with you instead." He continued, before letting go of my hair and dragging me up some stairs.

He pushed me into a big room with a four-poster bed, a desk with some papers littered on it and some big double doors leading to a balcony in it. The door slammed behind us and I heard the click of a lock.

The look he had in his eyes when he turned back around could only be described as one of lust, rage and want. And that both scared and excited me.

“Fuckin’ whore.” Mon El spat, cornering me and gripping my jaw and in a tight hold, tilting my head back so my eyes met his. “Just begging to be punished, huh?” He spat and I gulped. He roughly let go of me and my head hung low. “Maybe next time you’ll think of the consequences before trying to turn my own people against me.”

With that, he yanked me to my feet, tossing me to the bed and swiftly removing my clothes. I struggled against him, writhing out of his grip but he simply slapped my across the face and told me he’d do worse if I didn’t lay still for him. Once my dress and underwear was gone he chained my wrists and ankles with heavy links of metal to the four post of his super-king sized bed - so I was spread eagle and open for him, at his mercy to do as he pleased.

I winced at the sound of his belt hitting the floor, the rest of his clothes following shortly. He claimed over me, straddling my hips and fisting his cock in his hand, stroking himself lazily and he ran a finger through my folds. A gasp escaped me as he spat onto my clit, a shiver running through me at the sensation.

“Don’t worry, slut, I’ll give you what you need.” He cooed in my ear when a moan escaped me, his teeth nipping at my ear-lobe. Mon El lined himself up with my core, running his mushroom head up to my clit and back again before sheathing himself in one, painful thrust that send me screaming.

“Fuck, you’re right. Let’s see how your little pussy can take me.” He groaned as he begun to piston his hips, his length deeper inside me than I explained. As his top struck my cervix I cried out, hands balling into fists and arms tugging at the chains hopelessly. My moans were silenced slightly when I felt his long fingers wrap around my throat, applying enough pressure to have me struggling for breath with every pump of his cock.

When his thumb connected with my clit I felt my orgasm reluctantly crashing down on me, a smirk spreading across Mon El’s face as my walls clamped down on him with a vice grip.

“And here I was thinking you couldn’t get any fucking tighter.” He chuckled, fake-pouting at my fucked out expression. “Awh, did you think I’d really only get one? You filthy slut. I want to see how many I can get out of you...” he trailed off with a moan as my walls fluttered at his words. My cheeks reddened with a blush at my shame: how could his words be turning me on? Another release came crashing over me, a loud moan tearing from my throat.

“P-please.” I choked out.

“Please what?” He said in a locking tone, amusement lacing his features.

“Please slow down.” I gasped and he raised a brow.

“Like this?” He challenged, snapping his hips into mine with so much force be head was banging into the headboard with every thrust. His pace picked up, too, if that was even possible.

“It’s t-too much!” I screamed out as a third orgasm ripped through me.

“Really sweetheart? Because you tight McIntyre is telling me otherwise. Clamping down on me so hard, milking my cock. Anyone would guess you want to be stuffed with my cum.” Mon El taunted. At seeing my expression after he cooed, “is that it, slut? You want to be full of cum? Want me to fuck a baby into you?”

“Hnnnng.” I moaned out, unable to form words. My sound of jumbled words sent a laugh through the Prince, his lips descending to my ear. “C’mon, whore, one more. Then you can get on those pretty knees for me.” He whispered. His tongue traced over the shell of my ear and his thumb circled my abused numb in tight circles. “F-fuck.” He groaned out, hips faltering as he blew his load into me, triggering my fourth orgasm of the night.

He still after a few finishing thrusts, pulling out slowly and ogling at the sight of a mixture of our cum spilling out of my fucked-out whole.

“Fuck, look at that baby, you ruined little whole is weeping with my cum.” Mon El observed, leaning in and licking a fat stripe up my lips. I moaned out lewdly, his tongue lapping around my cunt and eating me out like a man starved, groaning into me for effect. The vibrations sent shivers through me and he finally pulled away after dragging one more release from my quivering pussy.

He leant over me, hands making quick work of the chains until my wrists and ankles were free - but now void of bruises. He bent down to my ear, his lips brushing shay it almost teasingly as he husked lowly and demandingly, with no space to negotiate:

“Get on your knees.”

[my-emotional-self]

Father’s Day (Chris Evans x Reader)

Pairings: Chris Evans x Reader

Warnings: Swearing, Fluff, Smut (oral, male receiving)

A/N: I literally wrote this in 40 minutes, so I hope it’s not too horrible!!  Thanks to @pumbibaby for the ideas!

Father’s Day was always an important day in your household.  Not only did it give you a chance to spoil your husband Chris Evans, but your son was born on Father’s Day three years ago.  Naturally, your sons actual birthday didn’t land on the actual holiday every year, but still, it was always fun to celebrate.  

Three Years Ago

Walking down the hallway of your house, your hand rubbed your belly as you felt your son kicking vigorously inside of you.  You had blamed Chris and all the time you spent watching Chris train for his battle scenes throughout the past few months.  Of course, Chris denied it all, saying the baby couldn’t see anything while in your womb, but still, you liked to tease him.  

It was Father’s Day and your due date yes two days ago; the doctors were going to induce you by Tuesday if you had yet to give birth.  The smell of bacon wafted through the air and you all but waddled as fast as your swollen feet could carry you to the kitchen.  

There, you found Chris making you breakfast and you smiled brightly. “Baby, it’s Father’s Day.  I should be the one making you breakfast this morning.”

Chris turned around and as he saw you massaging your large belly, his smile he gave you made your knees weak.  He loved to tell you how beautiful you looked carrying his child in your womb.  “Y/N, you are 9 months pregnant.  I am not having you cook, even on a day like today.  Please sweetheart, go take a seat and I’ll be done here soon.”

As you waddled to your seat, you felt a sudden pain in your stomach before wetness trailed down your leg.  Immediately you blushed, thinking you had just relieved yourself but as you looked down, you noticed that wasn’t the case.  

“Chris,” you spoke softly, not wanting to panic him or yourself.

“Hmmm?” was all he replied with as he flipped the pancakes.

“My water just broke.”  It was inevitable; Chris panicked.  The spatula splattered to the floor as he rushed to your side, taking in your appearance to make sure you were alright.  

After calming him down, he grabbed the hospital bag the two of you had packed together a few weeks ago and he quickly got you strapped in the car.  Your contractions weren’t too bad yet and you were grateful for that, just wanting to get to the hospital safely and hopefully get some drugs into you.  

~~~

It didn’t work out as you planned with all the traffic in Los Angeles; by the time you reached the hospital, your contractions were too close together and you were dilated too far along for the drugs.  

Chris was squeezing your hand as sweat dripped down your forehead; your hair matted to your face as you tried to remember your breathing.  

It was quick, and after two hours of arriving at the hospital, your son was born.  

“Hello Brady,” you cooed to him as the nurse placed him in your arms.  

Chris’ eyes widened as you said your sons’ name for the first time. It had been a debate ever since you found out you were having a boy.  Chris jokingly said Brady and you had dismissed it thinking he only wanted to name him after his favorite NFL player Tom Brady; but there was a certain twinkle in his eye, and that told you he always loved the name no matter who else had the same name.  

“Really?” Chris spoke, unsure of himself.  

Leaning in, you captured his lips, nodding your head.  “Wanna meet daddy little Brady?”

Present

Opening your eyes, you smiled as you remembered today was Father’s Day.  It was always one of your favorite holidays, holding a special place in your heart.  Looking at the baby monitor screen on your nightstand, you saw that Brady was still fast asleep.  Rolling over, you saw Chris was still passed out.  

You loved your husband to no end, wanting to do everything in your power to make him the happiest man alive.  The thin sheet was low on his body as his chiseled chest was bare to you; the sheet however did nothing to hide the morning wood he had.  

With a smirk, you pulled the thin sheet off his body and saw his cock standing proud; the two of you never wore anything to bed at night so it made your mouth water to see him naked and asleep.  

Lightly wrapping your hand around his thick cock, he began to stir, but his eyes remained closed. You pumped him a few times before licking his slit, which caused him to groan.  Licking up the underside of his cock, he groaned louder this time as your eyes watched his face, seeing how long it would take him to wake up.  

Taking him fully into your mouth, you began to bob your head up and down, and it only took a few times before his sleepy eyes opened.  As they landed on you and what you were doing, a tired but excited smile appeared on his face.  

“Is this a dream?” he asked, his voice raspy from sleep.  

Letting him go with a pop, you shook your head.  “This is all real baby.  Happy Father’s Day,” you replied with a wink before wrapping your mouth around his slick cock again.  His eyes rolled into the back of his head as his hand came to tangle in your hair. Hallowing your cheeks, you sucked him harder as your right hand gripped his base where your mouth couldn’t reach. Your own arousal began to heighten as his groans and moans filled your ears; you loved him coming undone at your touch.  

“Fuck…I’m…I’m close baby,” Chris husked out as his fingers tangled more roughly in your hair, his hips bucking upwards into your mouth.  You bobbed your head faster, wanting him to cum inside your mouth and just as you felt his cock begin to twitch, Brady woke up.  

“Daddy!!  Mommy!!!” his voice came out loud and clear from the baby monitor on the night stand.  

Chris’ hips stilled and so did your head, letting him drop from your mouth.  Brady kept yelling for both you and Chris.  Chris’ head fell back onto his pillow as he let out a shaky breath.  

Climbing up his body, you kiss him quickly.  “Lucky for you, I got a sitter tonight.  Brady will be staying with Uncle Scott tonight and you can do whatever you want with me tonight.  Happy Father’s Day Chris.”

His eyes went wide at your words as he watched you place your robe over your naked body and you could see the ideas already forming in his head as you left the room to grab Brady.

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It seems that every week is a crazy week around here lately and I know that part of that is probably my fault for trying to squeeze so much into my days. It’s definitely a juggling act around here with the kids, homeschooling, square dancing, blogging and the list of things that need to be done to keep up house and I then I add in things like trying to revamp some of our favorite recipes to make them healthier, working a couple of part-time jobs from home to earn a little extra income and trying to start up my own notary business. Yeah, no wonders things are so crazy right? Not to mention I’ve signed up for a multitude of online classes like the Positive Parenting Solutions which has really helped out when I remember to use the tips and tools I’ve been learning about.

Sigh… parenting is hard. When you add the special challenges of raising two special needs children (ODD, ADHD, Down’s Syndrome and a few others) to the mix it can be even harder on some days. It may be because I am making some progress with our class that I am seeing a little bit more rebellion or ‘testing of the waters’ but whatever the reason it has been quite the challenge here lately. It is enough on some days to make a Momma wanna through up her hands in defeat but I know that God is here and He is going to help us all get through this.

The kids have had a blast with this week with our newest Academic Adventure using the Little House on the Prairie book series. We’ve learned about dugout homes, even a whole town that lives underground in Australia, and some other interesting facts about the strange animal that Laura encountered on one of her adventures.

They’ve also learned some important lessons about obeying rules and right now I have a couple of little girls who have lost some privileges and are under constant supervision similar to what Laura experienced at the beginning of our On the Banks of Plum Creek Week 1 Lesson Plans.

The boys also enjoyed learning with Ziggy as they started their All About Reading Level Pre-reading lessons. They also enjoyed reading  The Very Hungry Caterpillar which I thought was a good book to go along with our lessons this week.

  Another book they are really enjoying is Natural World: A Visual Compendium of Wonders from Nature which are reading through as part of our science lessons. It is full of facts and illustrations that they love. The jacket also unfolds to make a huge poster for them to look at. The next best part of their science lessons was looking at bugs with their Educational Insights GeoSafari Jr. Bugnoculars. (pictured above)

We haven’t finished all of this week’s lessons as this week has been a bit busy and it was hard for some people to get back on the school routine. We still have a few like skills lessons which include our new Herb Fairies books and some dog training lessons from Lucky Dog Lessons: Train Your Dog in 7 Days. These might not be things you’d normally expect to find in your school lessons but the kids asked for them so I have included them to keep them interested in learning. Plus we can all benefit from these lessons and I find them pretty enjoying myself.

The best part of our homeschool experience this week is at the bottom of the post so you can keep reading or scroll through to find out what it was.

Getting back the week we’ve had, we had an amazing day at the zoo last weekend followed by a birthday party at my sister’s house. The kids had a lot of fun and a bit too much sugar that day. We had to deal with the after effects for a few days afterward. No fun!

On Monday we had our usual square dance and then back home. Tuesday I decided to make a grocery run with my favorite Walmart Grocery Pickup service. Mr. Awesome had announced that he was starting a new diet after I had already made up my grocery list so that meant we needed to run into the store for a couple of last minute items. I already had the menu planned out as well so I just decided to tweak a few of the recipes to make them a little more diet-friendly and healthier for everyone. Be on the lookout for some upcoming recipes that we have been trying out.

I remembered that I had bought a couple of Trim Healthy Mama books (Trim Healthy Mama Plan and Trim Healthy Mama Cookbook) before so I dug them out and started skimming over them a bit. I also bought the last book, Trim Healthy Mama’s Trim Healthy Table, as I kept finding references to some recipes that weren’t available in the original book. There are several recipes that I want to try and I have been adding some things like collagen, acv, psyllium husk flakes, sunflower lecithin, nutritional yeast to some of my recipes for a little extra health benefit.

I know we can’t undo all these years of unhealthy eating in a day but we can make one change at a time to become a little healthier every day. I also know that my kids will be learning how to eat healthier and hopefully, they will pass some of these habits down to their kids. I’ve added some healthier options to our breakfast menus like omelets with mushrooms and a side of sauteed spinach. While Mr. Awesome passed on the spinach at breakfast I did manage to sneak in some greens and A TON of veggies at dinner time. That’s not potatoes on that plate but you wouldn’t know it if I hadn’t told you.

  I’ve also done a lot of food prep so that we would have some healthier choices when we needed a quick meal or snack. We made a few boiled eggs and our own bagged salads for the week. I made one bag special for Mr. Awesome as he said he wasn’t ‘Popeye’  and he didn’t want spinach in his salad.

We cut all the lettuces, a mixture of iceberg and romaine, into bite-size pieces. Then we washed everything and spun it dry in the salad spinner. (You want to make sure it is as dry as possible before bagging it.) We layered a couple of big baggies with a paper towel and carefully placed our lettuce and spinach inside. Then we squeezed out all the air and sealed them. They have been in the fridge all week and still look pretty. (You will also want to change out the paper towel frequently.) The kids really enjoyed practicing some of the kitchen skills they’ve learned and it seems to make them more interested in trying out new things when they are involved in the process.

I also decided to try my hand at making some sourdough bread again. My first starter died when I neglected it a few months ago when I was sick. I wasn’t really feeling like attempting my own so I ordered some San Francisco Sourdough Starter from Amazon. It was quite easy to get the activation started by using the instructions provided. We’ve named our starter ‘Fran’ and she seems to be doing well. We’ve got some dough rising right now so maybe we’ll have a bit of sourdough bread to go with dinner tonight.

The kids are really excited about our new ‘sourdough baby’ and they keep checking up on her to make sure she isn’t hungry … lol. They even wanted to try out a new recipe for muffins using some of the leftover sponge we had from the bread dough. Here’s a couple of pictures of the batter and the finished product:

This recipe still needs a little bit of tweaking but I did manage to use some whole wheat flour with these muffins and I snuck some greens in there as well! The kids said they liked them but personally, I think they need a little something more before I want to share the recipe.

I was also excited to get my Grove order this week as I ordered several items I’ve never tried before. I did get the room spray for FREE and I love that it comes in a reusable glass bottle. You can even order the concentrated sprays to refill it. 

The body wash smells amazing and the brushes have helped out a lot with some of the cleaning we’ve been doing around the house. I bought the washing machine cleaner to help get rid of the mildew on the refrigerator seals … yuck. It has helped somewhat but it may need to be used several times to get rid of it completely. I may cave and get some bleach to get rid of it because I just really hate seeing it.

And now for the best part of our week! We had gotten the Insect Lore Deluxe Butterfly Garden with 2 Live Cups of Caterpillars & Feeding Kit at Easter and the kids have really enjoyed watching their little caterpillars grow up. I don’t know if you can see in the first picture but they were small enough to fit on my pinky nail but boy did they grow quickly.

The kids have been excited to observe the whole process but they were also very excited to let them go. This was easier said than done as a couple of them didn’t want to leave their little home. A couple of them have been spotted hanging out near the pond so we still get to see them just not as often as we did before. The kids are begging to this again.

Well, I guess I better finish up here as the boys are begging me to ‘let the dough out of the bowl’ so they can work with it. They already have some plans for bread and jelly when it gets finished!

We just want to wish everyone a very Happy Mother’s Day and we hope that you have a wonderful weekend!

Remember that sometimes motherhood, or even parenthood, is not the way we had it pictured that it would be and we can get overwhelmed and stressed but it is so much more rewarding than we could ever hope that it would have been!

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Badgers, Butterflies, and Sourdough It seems that every week is a crazy week around here lately and I know that part of that is probably my fault for trying to squeeze so much into my days.