#happy 🖤 and stupid 💫

[britneyshakespeare]

She's

D R E S S E D ✨

[kathlare]

short n' sweet

Lando Norris x Amelie Dayman

Summary: Amelie’s new album Short n’ Sweet drops, and the buzz around it is palpable, from a lively listening party in New York to the playful teasing of Lando and his F1 teammates. As Amelie connects with her fans, revealing the inspiration behind the songs, Lando enjoys the attention (and teasing) his love life brings.

Wordcount: 1.1 k

Warnings: fluff, smau

August 23rd - Manhattan, NY

liked by elysiadayman, alexwolffofficial,and others

ameliedayman: Short n' Sweet is officially yours now!!! i feel extremely lucky that each time i write a new record i learn a little bit more about myself, and can create from that place. the making of short n' sweet was one of the most special, honest, up and down, stupid and fun experiences of my life. I thought if something was funny enough to make me laugh then maybe it belonged in a song. happy or sad!

thank you to my brilliant talented friends, writers, producers, mixers, engineers, and creative minds that helped me bring this world and these songs to life. not a serious thought was thunk yet somehow they were.. lol i love you all and am so grateful.

I will keep this short n sweet buuuut more soon. go listen now and i hope you love it

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landonorris: FIRST

landonorris: you absolutely killed it, babe. this album is EVERYTHING. 🔥💯🔥 → ameliedayman: @landonorris You better be ready to hear these songs 24/7 now 😉😏

landonorris: BED CHEM my fave, just sayin m'darlin.

tatemcrae: Okay, but HOW do you make “funny and sad” sound THIS good?! I’m obsessed. 😩✨ → ameliedayman: @tatemcrae It’s just a gift, babe. I do it for the fun and feels 🖤

f1gossiper69: Is this album supposed to be a “mood,” or is she just THAT talented? 😵💀 → f1fanatic25: @f1gossiper69 It’s a vibe AND a masterpiece. Don’t even try to hate. 🤷‍♀️

mclarenfan_88: Short n' Sweet? More like tune of the year. You’re really THAT girl. 💅🔥

landosgirl_69: Lando better be streaming this on repeat, it’s a whole vibe. 🥵🔥

pietrapilao: You really did THAT. Every song’s a whole vibe. 🔥💃🏽 → ameliedayman: @pietrapilao Haha, glad you’re vibing queen!

jennaortega: YOU DID IT!!! This album is insane. You’re next level, queen. 👑🔥 → ameliedayman: @jennaortega Omg, thank you so much!!

gracieabrams: You seriously killed it with this. It’s giving everything 🤩🔥 → ameliedayman: @gracieabrams Love you, girl!!

taylorswift: Love the rawness in this album. So proud of you! 💖 → ameliedayman: @taylorswift You’re the blueprint, always. Can’t wait to tell you all about it when I see you! 💫

f1fanatic55: Not gonna lie, "Taste" made me wanna punch Shawn. What a clown 😒

f1fanatic77: Bro, Lando’s gotta be blushing reading those lyrics...

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The energy in the small New York studio was electric. Amelie’s Short n Sweet album had officially dropped at midnight, and the buzz was palpable. A select group of fans had gathered for an intimate listening party, the kind of event where her connection with them felt unfiltered and raw. Amelie sat on a sofa, dressed in a chic black jumpsuit, her curls cascading over her shoulders. Her smile was bright but tinged with nerves as her fans hung on every word, every beat of her new songs.

—Alright, so, this next one’s Bed Chem,— she said with a sly grin, her cheeks flushing slightly. The crowd giggled knowingly. —Let’s just say... it’s about someone who knows how to keep things exciting.

The studio filled with laughter and excited whispers. Fans already knew she was talking about Lando; it wasn’t exactly a secret anymore. As the sultry beat of the song played, Amelie tapped her foot, watching her fans’ reactions. The cheeky lyrics and playful tone had them swaying and smiling, and she felt a wave of relief wash over her. They got it—they got her.

When the track ended, one fan raised their hand.

—Amelie, how did Lando react when he heard this song?

She laughed, tucking a curl behind her ear.

—Oh, he was so cocky about it. He texted me, like, “See? I knew I was your muse.” But... well, you’ve heard the song. It’s all true.

The room erupted in laughter and applause, and Amelie felt a swell of gratitude for the love and support in the room. These fans had been with her through every heartbreak, every triumph, and now, through this wild and unexpected love story.

Meanwhile, in Zandvoort, the paddock was abuzz with talk of Amelie’s new album. Lando sat in the McLaren hospitality area with a pair of headphones, scrolling through social media as clips from Short n Sweet flooded his feed. He couldn’t wipe the grin off his face, especially when he saw a video of Amelie talking about Bed Chem.

Max Verstappen strolled by and plopped down across from him, a sly smirk already forming.

—So, I hear you’ve got some songs written about you, lover boy,— Max teased, leaning back in his chair.

Lando rolled his eyes but couldn’t hide his grin.

—Yeah, yeah. It’s not like I begged her to write them or anything. She just couldn’t resist, obviously.

Charles Leclerc walked in next, holding his phone with Espresso blasting through the speakers.

—Mate, you’re so screwed,— Charles said, laughing. —I mean, Bed Chem? Juno? She’s practically exposing you to the world.

—Hey!— Lando shot back, cheeks burning. —It’s art, alright? Not my fault I’m inspiring.

The teasing didn’t let up, but amidst the jokes, there was genuine admiration in the drivers’ voices. George Russell chimed in as he passed by, clapping Lando on the shoulder.

—You’ve got yourself a talented one there. Better send her a congratulations text before she thinks you don’t care.

Lando smirked, pulling out his phone.

Lan🧡: Album’s fire, love. You really had to put Juno out there, huh? My mum’s gonna hear that! Ames💛: She’ll love it, trust me. It’s a compliment. 😉 Lan🧡: Congrats, babe. Proud of you. Let’s celebrate properly after the race. Ames💛: Deal. Go win, Norris. 😘

As he hit send, Lando looked up to see his teammates giving him knowing smirks.

—What?— he asked, feigning innocence.

—Nothing,— Max said with a shrug. —Just... make sure you don’t mess this one up. She’s a keeper.

Lando smiled, the teasing sliding off him like water. Because deep down, he knew Max was right.

The rest of the day in Zandvoort felt lighter for Lando, even with the usual pre-race pressures. The other drivers’ teasing about Short n Sweet didn’t faze him anymore; if anything, it added to his pride. Amelie’s songs weren’t just about him—they were a reflection of her artistry, her wit, and the depth of their connection.

By the time the afternoon rolled around, the paddock buzz had settled. Lando took a break in the motorhome, scrolling through clips from Amelie’s listening party. The grin on her face as she interacted with her fans made his chest tighten with affection. Then, a video popped up of her introducing Juno.

The clip began with Amelie holding a mic, her signature mischievous smile lighting up the room.

—Okay, so, this one’s Juno. It’s... well, let’s just say it’s a little more personal. Very direct. If you’re squeamish about hearing me talk about... wanting babies, maybe skip this one,— she laughed, her cheeks going pink. —But, uh, yeah. It’s about Lando. Obviously.

The fans erupted in laughter and cheers, and Amelie covered her face briefly before saying, —Look, I’m just being honest. The man’s got... attributes. And, uh, baby fever is real, okay?

Lando groaned but couldn’t stop laughing, running a hand down his face. His phone buzzed with a new message.

Max Fewtrell: Mate, just heard Juno. She’s calling you daddy material. Good luck with that one. 😂 Lando Norris: Shut up. You’re just jealous you don’t have an album. 😏

Lando leaned back in his seat, trying to suppress the chuckle bubbling up as he reread Max’s message. He tapped out a quick response before tossing his phone aside.

—Okay, but seriously,— he muttered to himself, rubbing his face. —She’s so bloody direct. And so... damn hot.

The playful teasing from his fellow drivers continued to roll in. He had barely managed to get through the day without being hit with another jab about his girlfriend’s "talent" for turning their private moments into music. But, deep down, he didn’t mind. He wasn’t just proud of her because she was talented—though, God, she was—he was proud of her because she was unapologetically herself. And, despite all the playful teasing, he knew her music was a reflection of that confidence.

Later that night, after the long day of practice, Lando laid in his hotel bed, scrolling through more clips of Amelie’s album launch. As he listened to Espresso for the third time today, he smiled to himself. Amelie had always been full of surprises, but this album? This album was something else. The love, the passion, the raw honesty—it was all there, and it was all for him.

[catgrassplantdad]

joy list 💫

tagged by my sweeties @whatwouldmickeydo @gardenerian @heymrspatel in one of my favorite exercises 💚

one of my favorite bands in the world came out with a new album today and i'm listening to it right now and it's stunning and incredibly moving and i'm very happy 🌙

collaboration with friends, same-braining and getting excited with someone over your shared creation 🏕️

re-reading a favorite after it's been a while and finding soooo much comfort in it

falling asleep with my face against my cat's back

my husband surprised me with some cute little plants the other day, this tall gorgeous bamboo and a plump little cactus that reminds me of one i had when i was little 🪴

that first giant gulp of seltzer when you're soooo thirsty 🫧

stealing this one from julissa - "several people are typing" happening in the group chat on discord when something stupid happens lmao. goofing off in the gc in general, laughing so much with my dumb friends

making genuine connections with strangers

playing outside in the yard 🐛

speaking of which, i discovered a little dogwood growing against my house yesterday tucked under/behind some bushes, i think he could be really big and beautiful someday so i'm gonna move him to the middle of the yard. i don't know how he got back there but i love him! 🌳

gnocchi.

sitting in my favorite room in the house while it's raining and listening to it hit the roof just above my head ⛈️

music that sounds and feels like it's crushing and consuming you

brown leather journals, brown leather shoes, brown leather bags, brown leather details

the color brown 🤎

my husband's stupid face right before he tackles me when we're reunited after work at the end of the day

feeling loved by my people, the comfort in knowing i've found them

tagging a few folks @gallawitchxx @whatthebodygraspsnot @rereadanon @too-schoolforcool @mmmichyyy

@deedala @michellemisfit @crossmydna @palepinkgoat if you haven't done it yet and feel like playing 🖤

[crappymixtape]

❤ prompts list

CRAPPYMIXTAPE • PROMPTS LIST

to request a prompt from me please make sure you use the following format and submit here!

•  category ( angst, fluff, kissing ) • number from the list •  character(s) you want

PROMPT CREDITS: kissing prompts from @kashimalin-fanfiction and some others above from @writings-of-a-hufflepuff

🖤 ANGST

“Love is Overrated”

“I should have told you a long time ago”

“You’re in love with her”

“I thought you were dead”

“You’re never gonna let that go, are you”

“I can explain”

“Watch me”

“I don’t believe you”

“Please look at me”

“Is she/he really just a friend”

“I’m just disappointed”

“You know I’m not like that”

“Don’t give me space that’s the last thing I want with you

“I know you still love me”

“I can’t think straight with you”

“Why are you so stubborn”

“Don’t do this here”

“Trust me on this”

“You…. you never had a problem with it before”

“I knew I shouldn’t be here”

“What do you mean by that”

“You deserve more”

“Can you kiss me? Just one last time please. That’s all I ask”

“I’m scared”

“I swear I’ll do things different this time”

“She/he’s beautiful. I hope she/he makes you happy”

“I want to believe you. I do”

“I don’t owe you an explanation. I don’t owe you anything”

“Not everyone is going to hurt you”

I’m…. I’m trying. I really am”

“I can’t sleep”

“How long will this go on for”

“Do you ever mean the things you say”

“You won’t understand”

“Am I too late”

“I want an answer goddamnit!”

“This is why we can’t have nice things”

“I can’t keep kissing strangers pretending there you”

“You could have died”

“Prove it”

“I never stood a chance did I”

“Do you regret it”

“Lie to me then”

“I feel like I can’t breath”

“I still remember the way you taste”

“You make me want things I can’t have”

“Give me a chance”

“Not you again”

“Leave me alone”

“I don’t love you anymore”

“Why do you hate me”

“I lost the baby”

“I thought you loved me”

“I don’t need you anymore”

“Don’t die on me…. please”

“I never meant to hurt you”

“Thanks for nothing”

“You’ve ruined that song for me”

“I hate you. I can finally say with every bone and nerve in my body that I hate you and never want to see you again”

“It was all a lie. I never loved you. I’m sorry”

“She/he’s not yours”

“Please don’t say those three stupid words”

“Shut up”

“I can’t believe you’d do this to me after everything I’ve done for you”

“I can’t even look at you”

“Please just let me go”

“It wasn’t meant to go this far I swear”

“You were ready to leave me for her”

“There is not us there never was”

“I was doing fine. Really. But then you waltz back and break my heart again”

“My mom asked about again”

“Please don’t cry”

“I told you not to fall in love me”

“Just get home as soon as possible okay!?”

“Y/N open the door!”

“I can’t pretend any more”

“Get the hell out”

“That sounds a lot like a good bye”

“You broke my heart”

“This isn’t you”

“Why aren’t you with her”

“I’m sorry if i gave you the wrong impression”

“The baby it’s yours”

“Please wake up. Please!”

“Don’t you ever do that again”

“Do you even love me anymore”

“Don’t try to fix me I’m not broken”

“Go back to bed before you hurt your self”

“Excuse me for freaking, I thought you were dead”

“That came out wrong”

“Things don’t always turn out the way you want them too”

“What are you afraid of”

“I moved on”

“Call me that one more time see what happens”

“Just one last hug and I’ll leave”

“All right I’ll leave you alone”

“Do you think I just forgot”

“Eventually…. you just move on”

“Don’t you dare walk away”

“Forget I even asked you”

💫 FLUFF

“Have you ever kissed anyone before”

“Can I kiss you”

“You didn’t tell me your friend was cute”

“I feel sick…..so anxious and sick and like my heart is beating out of my chest,”

“You don’t know what you do to me do you?”

“I want to feel like this forever,”

“You give me reason to do better, to be better”

“God you’re so fucking cute,”

“I love you but I need you to go away because you’re distracting and I have to pass this test tomorrow,”

“Your hair is so soft

“It’s too cold. Come back!”

“No. I’m not letting you go it’s to early to get out of bed”

“C’mere, you can sit on my lap until I’m done”

“I’m not going to stop poking you until you give me some attention”

“Shh, you’re safe. I won’t let you go”

“What. Does that feel good”

“Just pretend to be my date”

“He/she did it” “No he/she did it”

“I think I’m in love with and that terrifying”

“It’s not a double date we’re just third and fourth wheeling”

“No no— it’s alright come here”

“I’m not going to leave you. You’re never going to suffer by your self again, I promise”

“I’m in love with you”

“It’s always been you”

“Shut up and kiss me”

“I’ve waited for this for so long”

“I can’t wait any longer”

“Can I kiss you”

“Can I touch you”

“I missed you so much”

“Stay with me forever”

“I thought you didn’t want me” “I want you and only you”

“The way I feel when I’m with you…”

“I’ll always love you”

“Marry me”

“Why haven’t you kissed me yet”

“Because I love you”

“You’re the most beautiful thing I ever met”

“I can’t stay away from you”

“I’m better when I’m with you”

“You make me so happy”

“You smell really nice”

“You’re comfy”

“You are very endearing when you’re half asleep”

“But I want to hear you sing”

“We can talk over dinner”

“Will you let me rub your back”

“Star gazing was such a good idea”

“I’ll always be here for you”

“It’s okay I couldn’t sleep anyway”

“Don’t be silly I wanna stay up with you”

“You’re adorable you know that”

“I don’t like lightning”

“How about a kiss”

“She/he’s not you”

“Is there a reason why your blushing like that”

“Oh your jealous”

“Can we stay like this for ever”

“They’re so cute when they sleep”

“I think you should know that I think you’re beautiful”

“Can’t believe we’re going to be parents”

“How can I think about that when I’m next to the most beautiful girl/boy ever”

“You’re my home”

“You came back to me”

“That’s the nicest thing anyone’s said to me”

“I’m so in love with you”

“Dance with me”

“Isn’t this amazing?”

“I wish we could stay like this forever”

“I’m pregnant”

“I need a hug”

“You’re special to me”

“I’m going to keep you safe”

“You’re cute when you’re angry”

“I’ve liked you for a while now”

“Let’s have a baby”

“We’d make such a cute couple”

“I wanna take care of you”

“Can we cuddle”

“It’s lonely here with out you”

“I can’t stand the thought of losing you”

“Are you flirting with me”

“Is that my shirt”

“How did we get here”

“You’ve been pouting ever since I went out on that what’s up?”

“Your lips are really close to mine”

“I dare you to kiss me”

“Is there a reason why you’re blushing like that”

“Are we on a date right now”

“I wish we could live together”

“I think you might be my soulmate”

“He’s so pretty I think I’m going to faint”

“Am supposed I to be scared of you”

💋 KISSING

Small kisses littered across the other’s face.

A small, fleeting kiss - which is immediately followed by a passionate, hungry kiss.

A breathy demand: “Kiss me” - and what the other person does to respond.

One person stopping a kiss to ask “Do you want to do this?”, only to have the other person answer with a deeper, more passionate kiss.

Kissing in a stairwell, giving them an artificial height difference.

A chaste kiss given to each other because they are in mixed company.

A kiss that is leading to more, but is interrupted by a third party.

A kiss that tastes of the food/dessert they are eating.

Deep kisses where they have their hands tangled in each other’s hair to pull them closer.

Wet kisses after finding refuge from the rain.

Brushing a kiss along the shell of the other person’s ear.

Kisses exchanged while one person sits on the other’s lap.

One person tracing the other’s lips with a fingertip until they can’t resist any longer, tilting their chin towards them for a kiss.

Staring at each other’s lips for a moment before moving closer, as if drawn together by some unseen force.

Weak, sweaty kisses because it’s unbearably hot.

Pulling away from a kiss, whispering words of love against each other’s lips.

A kiss so passionate, so perfect - that after they part, neither person can open their eyes for a few moments afterwards.

An unexpected kiss that shocks the one receiving it.

Kisses that start on their fingers and run up their arm, eventually ending on their lips.

An awkward kiss given after a first date.

Starting with eskimo kisses before moving on to soft kisses

Cleaning the other person’s lips with a lick and a kiss.

Whispering “I love you” before a chaste, delicate kiss.

Kissing tears from the other’s face.

A gentle kiss that quickly descends into passion, with little regard for what’s going on around them.

Kisses shared under an umbrella.

Distracting kisses from someone that are meant to stop the other person from finishing their work, and give them kisses instead.

A kiss pressed to the top of the head.

Tentative kisses given in the dark.

Kisses exchanged as they move around, hitting the edges of tables or nearly tripping over things on the floor before making it to the sofa, or bed.

A lingering kiss before a long trip apart.

A kiss paired with a tight hug, knocking the breath out of the person being hugged.

One person has to bend down in order to kiss their partner, who is standing on their tip-toes to reach their partner’s.

Short and sweet kiss after meeting up for a date

A kiss, followed by more that trail down the jaw and neck.

An accidental brush of lips followed by a pause and going back for another, on purpose.

Throwing their arms around the other person’s neck, hugging them close before kissing them passionately on the lips.

Wild, breathless kisses brought on by a heartfelt gift.

French kisses where they trace every tooth with their tongues as though trying to memorize them.

Laying a gentle kiss to the back of the other’s hand.

A kiss that lasts so long, they are sharing each other’s breaths.

A hello/good-bye kiss that is given without thinking - where neither person thinks twice about it.

Morning kisses that are exchanged before either person opens their eyes, kissing blindly until their lips meet in a blissful encounter.

Sneaking away to a hidden corner to share a secretive kiss.

Butterfly kisses against the other’s cheeks.

A kiss so desperate that the two wind around each other, refusing to let go until they are finished.

A fierce kiss that ends with a bite on the lip, soothing it with a lick.

One person pouting, only to have it removed by a kiss from the other person.

Tucking their hands beneath the other person’s shirt, just to watch them break the kiss and gasp in surprise at the sensation of cold/warm hands on their skin.

Teasing kisses where one person blows air into the other’s mouth and runs away.

[gennabi]

*clears throat*

HAPPY

BIRTHDAY

TO

THE

LOML

ঌᐢ.ˬ.ᐢ໒꒱ JULY!!!!! ঌᐢ.ˬ.ᐢ໒꒱

i hope you're having an amazing day?? YES?!!!?

FULL DEETS ABOUT YOUR DAY WHEN YOU'RE LESS BUSY PLSsSssssS 🤠🪱🤍🫂🫀🧋🤍🫀🫀🫀🤎🫀🫀🫀🫀🫀🤍🥥💯🦼💫🖤🤓🥑💪🏾🦓🍴🫀🫂♻️

TELL ME ABOUT THE BUFFET. THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME. SIGH PIE IN THE SKY.

🎂???????????????????????????????????

i need a picture! (pic·​ture ˈpik-chər - a design or representation made by various means (such as painting, drawing, or photography)

capiche?

i adore you. but you (hopefully) knew that already!

<3333333333333 ilysm <3333333333333

- MBA ♡

sorry for being so late, i didn't taste my cake until yesterday (yes im giving a cake review 😜) n immediately passed out 🙇‍♂️

YEAY JULY'S DAY 🔥🔥💥💥💥‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

thank you SO MUCH for wishing me :')) <33 tbh the day wasn't all that great ahhhh so i don't really have on-day materials to share with you sorry 😞😞

BUT

i did finish watching the apothecary diaries with my sibling on the day. WHICH I CONSIDER A WIN 💚💜💚💜💚💜💚💜💚💚💚🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿

and the befday cake; i wanted to try opera cake so cake review incoming!! lolz

idk how well the shop translates the flavour here compared to where it originally came from but its nice. except it was much more softer than i initially thought.. are u stupid ofc a soaked cake is soft <- directed to me not u (personally i prefer more dense cake but hihi haha huhu i love trying new stuffs) anw heres some pics that my sibling edited for my bday because im actually a sheep. ur talking to a sheep. mmbaaaa

its a little ironic now that i shared abt the day after literally saying i have nothg to share abt the day but really on the day, i was the personification of '😶'

didn't end up w the buffet (obv) bcs it was more so a rough idea but ehe whatevs

i adore you so so much, hope ur having A GREAT DAY yourself ( ´ ∀ `)ノ～ ♡

[cartooemcanhis]

🌈🐾Im Em! I use any pronouns and im genderfluid. I like drawing silly guys and joining wayyy too many fandoms lol.🎂🦨

🎉Im in MANY fandoms. This might not even be all of them but eh🎉

Dhmis 🌈🩸

Welcome home 🏠👁️

OSC (Bfdi, II, etc) 🔥🍃🫧

Furry fandom 🐾

Ringtone Deathmatch 💀🧸🩸🦔(No I dont support the weird controversial stuff in the pilot. I just like Host, Psycho Teddy, and Punk Porcupine. I have my own rewrite au.)

FNAF 🐻🐰🐥🦊

Salad fingers 🥗

Bugbo 🐜🕷️⚫🦗

ENA 🟨🟦

Bluey 🐶🐾

Mascot horror 🎉✨ (Poppy playtime, Rainbow friends, indigo park)

Trevor henderson creations 🚨🌲

TADC 🎪🌈

My Friendly neighborhood 🧦🌞

Imaginary friend asylum 🃏💫

Mlp 🐎🏳️‍🌈

Roblox ✨

Ratboy genius 🥔🐁(I dont support the weird antivax stuff Ryan dorin does)

Moshi monsters 🎩

Happy tree friends 🩸🐇🫀

Max design pro 🐵🍗 (yes I know it's brainrot but the toxic yaoi is funny)

Goodbye Kitty 🧶☠️(i do n o t support the weird and very very outdated stuff in the show, I just like stupid murder cats. I also hate Todd Goldman so much. Ive basically kidnapped his ocs and they are mine now and in much better hands)

Making fiends💙💚

Unicorn wars🧸🦄

Dandy's world 🌼🖤

Bunny Maloney🐰💸

❌People who post NSFW or proship content please DNI with my profile. I am a minor and that kinda stuff makes me very uncomfortable. Also, people who are racist, ableist, transphobic, homophobic, etc please also DNI. Israel supporters please DNI, free Palestine!❌

🎨If theres anything you'd like me to draw related to any of my fandoms please feel free to send me an ask with your request! Only rule is that im not comfortable drawing nsfw art, or characters from fandoms im not in (I will draw ocs tho!)✏️

🌟✨Main thing I'm taking requests for rn!: Happy tree friends✨

Go read my htf fan comic NO CONTROL!

[marinerainbow]

THIS GOT TO ME WORSE THAN THE N'EVER GANG ANSWER!!!!!

OK OK OK I NEED TO BREATHE FOR A SECOND

MA'AM WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT TO HIT SO HARD WITH THESE FAIRY TALES????

SMARTASS GOING IN AND SAVING THE LIVE OF HIS LIFE!!! WHEEZY AND CRAZY WITCH READER BEING IN LOVE!!! PSYCHO BEING THE ONE DESTINED TO PROTECT READER!!! GREASY NOT CARING ABOUT READERS HAGGARD LOOKS AND JUST ABOUT THE FACT THAT THEY ARE MEANT TO BE!!! STUPID BEING OBLIVIOUS TO READERS LOVE FOR HIM BUT READER DOESNT CARE!!!! (That one in particular destroyed me. PLEASE! I need to see these two be happy!! 😭)

I would read all of these if they were actual fairytales! Or just fanfiction! They break my heart so much yet heal them at the same time!!!!

And- The Toon Patrol being corrupt guardsmen??? I don't know why but that never occurred to me that that's what they'd be 😅 but I love it as much as them being bandits!!! Imagine Doom takes them with him while he visits neighboring kingdoms! And perhaps the ruler if one of these kingdoms is Y/N~? Or a criminal they throw in the dungeons- or a fellow courtier!

I wish I could think of the right words to express how much I love this answer, but the most I can give you is a barrage of emojis

🩷💙❤️💫💫💚💫💙💙❣️💝💗💞💕🩷❤️💗❤️‍🔥💔💚💚💚💙🩵🩷❤️‍🩹❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥🩵💥💫💜💜❤️‍🔥💝💖💞💕🩷🖤🖤🖤❤️💖😾💝💔❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🩹🩵🩵💥💫💜❤️‍🩹💖💔💔❣️💚💛💚💟💟💌💘💘❤️‍🔥❤️‍🩹💓💕💕🩷💗💖💫💥💢💚💯💯💢💙💙💔💖💖💝💜💜❣️💟💞💓💜💖💔🩷💌

Alright, Toon Patrol in a fairy tale environment. Here we go!

In this world, I guess either the toons take the place of the fairy tale characters and have their own stories (like Bugs Bunny would be 'The Clever Hare', Popeye could be 'The Iron Sailor' or something, etc). Either that, or the toons are in the medieval time period.

In the Toon Patrols case, they are a group of misfit bandits. They don't have specific territory since they can go anywhere- and they do go everywhere. They attack unsuspecting travelers, royal carriages, etc. They're so notorious, you can find wanted posters for each of them posted in towns and taverns.

Smartass is, of course, the leader. Rumor has it that he was spurned by a royal lover, and that has led to his spite for the upper class (totally not a reference to my divorcee HC).

Greasy is the amorous one. Pretty ladies are in danger of his wandering eye and hands in this AU too. You can always rely on Greasy to get a handful of women they rob. He is also the bandit most often found in pubs on his own.

Wheezy is the- well, the archer in this AU since guns wouldn't be a thing back then XD just because you can't see him, doesn't mean he doesn't have his eye on you; anybody that manages to run away from the other weasels are at risk if getting an arrow in the leg- or worse, depending on whether or not they're 'disposable'.

Psycho is the lunatic who never should have been given knives. Faster and much more animalistic than his teammates, you don't want this nutter chasing you down in the forest.

Stupid is the strongest of them all, and is often tasked with carrying the heaviest loot and/or the camping equipment while they're on the move.

Eventually, when the old king died and was replaced by a mysterious man by the name of Doom, the new king decided to use the renegade weasels and made an arrangement with them; he would clear their names and ensure they would never be arrested for their crimes, if they worked for him. Seeing this as a once in a life time opportunity, the weasels accepted.

I'm indecisive on whether or not they join Dooms guard, or if they remain as bandits and are simply rebranded to a more 'lawful' term. But either way, they give Doom information they get from their victims, and do the occasional job he gives them.

This one I'm gonna leave S/O headcannon free since sleep is finally catching up to me XD I'll let you fill that in if you want ^^ i hope you like these!

Bandit!Greasy:

Alright so it is almost 1.30 am so I hope this is coherent XD But um- this is gonna be clunky. Because-

TOON PATROL

IN A F A I R Y T A L E AU???

This is something I trust didn't know I needed so bad, I-

AGHH.

XD

I L O V E THIS IDEA. Even without the weasels this is absolutely a fairytale I would read!! A corrupt King with evil little known-criminal minions? It reminds me if Scar and the Hyenas while he was King! I wish they had shown us more of that time 😅😅

Omg!- I would love if they were like evil corrupt knights omg XD You know I love that kinda thing 😅😅😅 But both ideas are great, I just love the concept as a whole XD

AS IT HAPPENS, I DO WANNA FILL IN THE X READER STUFF, YES. I hope you like these 😅 They're all set before Doom becomes King, I think 🤔

~

Bandit!Smartass x Random Background Villager!Reader who's tough, rational and level headed. She is the only woman Smartass acknowledges as a lady?? Despite no real fairytale role or happy ending afforded to her?? She's just a washmaid??? But she's low-key, and he likes that. No fairytale ending means no drama. And- he just likes her. Genuinely. They argue like an old married couple and the Toon Patrol Bandits always seem to stop by her village by 'coincidence', and everyone knows its just a matter of time.

-or circumstance. When Y/N's village becomes a target for a raging dragon maybe Smartass will... you know... face his issues with love and realise that Y/N is Not Like That? She wouldn't hurt him, or she's just Worth It, and steals a carriage+leaves the rest of the weasels behind wherever they were when he hears in order to get there for her.

Bandit!Wheezy x Wicked Witch!Reader who hates people *cough* except him. Yes, she's one of those crazy ones who like to curse villages, eat children and take princesses hostage when she's bored. She's kindof wacky. But Wheezy has come to just really... like her? Like hanging with her? They click???? She's nuts and actually out of her mind and truly freaky, kinda weird looking with her gross hair and soot on her face and rags covering her body; completely uncivilised. But? He? Loves her?? She's funny and she's cute in a mangy-dog sorta way, and she doesn't mind he's gross himself. He doesnt know about telling her his feelings,.. the crazy bat might try to set something on fire from shock,.. but he knows it and that's all that really matters.

Until a king sends his guard to come and execute her for her crimes against the crown (she... might have... perhaps... turned the queen into a chicken) and it becomes very obvious Wheezy's butt-fuck in love with her when he refuses to get out from between her and the pack of guards.

Bandit!Psycho x Sleeping Curse!Reader who is, obviously, asleep when the Toon Patrol Bandits come across her in the forest. Most of the weasels are uniterested in the sleeping woman and move on, but Psycho is immediately intrigued, feeling instinctually close to this snoozy female laying like a corpse in the woods. This is his mistake, but its also how the story is written (fate), so I guess he cant really be blamed. He doesn't know why... but he's drawn to her, staring at her and watching her sleep. He can not figure out why, but he just... has... to stay...

And now...

He's getting...

Sleepy...

Psycho is drawn into the curse with her, standing over her body dead asleep like a stone guard until the day that Prince comes along, and kisses her- and he is jolted awake instead.

Turns out, the princess had been put to sleep by her parents a long time ago. It was an effort to keep her safe- the idea was that she would sleep, blissfully unaware of the dangerous world around her, until the right person came along to protect her; then she would be allowed to live, because she would have her guard. Different worthy men would be drawn into her sleep with her so that they couldn't get away before proving themselves or not, and when a threat (a foolhardy prince attempting to have what wasn't his to take) came along, they would wake before her and if she woke up then that would mean that he had gotten rid of the scoundrel- and she was safe in his care.

Psycho is the only one in a thousand years, who protected her.

Bandit!Greasy x Hag!Reader and Greasy is just... enamoured with her. Completely besotted. Smitten. No one knows why; she's so ugly. Has she spelled him? But no, she seems just as confused as everyone else!... Maybe Grease is just a freak?

This goes on for a few months- Hag!Reader tries to go about their sad unloved life, trying to ignore and forget the odd bandit that's surely maming fun of her, and Greasy keeps seeking her out and being kind to her!; giving her food, shelter, and gifts! He compliments her, too, says her dirty smudged skin makes him wanna sin and her sunken eyes spell him to think dirty things that make her head spin!... He never once ignores her flaws or tells her she's prettier than she is- he seems to get off on them, instead!

... Greasy may never admit that its because he had a premonition that he and her were meant to be, the day he first saw her on the street. No one knows he can do that, and they can't because seers are often killed for their gifts- but he can do everything else in his power to convince her he loves her. He wants her.

And he will. For as long as he lives.

Bandit!Stupid x Princess!Reader. It's a classic story; Reader is approached by all kinds of princes and noblemen from around the world asking to marry her but she loves the sweet bandit she met. He's the only one she wants.

... except Stupid doesn't know that 😅 He thinks he's just lucky when they keep running into her carriage (travelling through known toon patrol territory) to stop and rob, and he gets to see her again. He thinks its lucky, that she always has just enough gold to please them. He thinks it's lucky, that she's so kind and understanding about them 'robbing' her.

She won't tell him, though. She's happy to get herself robbed every week just to see him (she's got the riches, so why not?). This way they can be friends, and she doesn't upend his life which being with a princess would do. If she has to go down in history as the strict Queen that never married, that's okay. Maybe one day lobg after she's dust, someone will decode her journal; figure out her love story with the sweet, dumb bandit.

But its okay if they don't.

[stranger-nightmare]

I haven't been having a good week. the thought of Druig or Matt comforting a very body insecure reader has me in my feels. druig giving all the kisses and words of reassurance. Matt telling you over and over that you have always been and will always be beautiful. the both of them tenderly loving on the reader. 😩😭🥰

Abby my beloved!! I’m so sorry you haven’t had a good week, I hope your weekend is better and that this helps cheer you up a bit! Please know I’m always here if you need to talk / vent🥺✨💫🖤

So incoming headcanons for Druig and Matt comforting self-conscious reader

(tiniest bit of nsfw below as well)

Druig:

I’ve already established in my head that Druig is not always the best with conveying his feelings via his words

So he would rather show you just how beautiful you are and how much he loves you in other ways than his words

Body worshipping would be one of his ways

He would worship your body like you were the literal moon of his life

Slowly undressing you with gentle fingers

And when you try to hide from him he will just shake his head lightly and kiss you

“Please, you don’t need to hide from me, you’re beautiful, you’re so so beautiful” he’d murmur against your skin

And when you still won’t show him / are still feeling too insecure he will actually show you himself just how fucking beautiful you are

He’ll push his thoughts into your mind, showing you yourself through his eyes

Your smile and crinkled nose as you laugh at one of his stupid jokes

You dancing around the kitchen in one of his shirts

You chewing on your lip as you try and muddle through some work

Your naked body beneath him, his hands fitting perfectly on your breasts

Your face twisting in pleasure as you fall apart from his touch

Just so many images of you looking so beautifully human as you go about your daily tasks

Along with his thoughts being pushed into your mind it's like you can feel his love for you as well, you can literally feel how fucking beautiful he thinks you are radiating through your mind

Now he does this any time you start to feel a bit insecure, always more than happy to remind you just how perfect you are to him

And let’s not forget, “my beautiful, beautiful y/n"

Matt:

Okay so Matt, on the other hand, is very good at using his words to comfort you

He is a sweet and smooth talker and is definitely more than willing to soothe your insecurities as often as needed

“Y/n my love you are so so beautiful” he says between kissing all over your body

“How would you know Matt? You can’t see me"

“No, but I can feel you. I can feel how soft your skin is, I can feel the curves and contours of your body, how beautifully it reacts to my touch. I can feel how silky your hair is, how it hangs beautifully just above your breasts. Speaking of which, I can feel how perfectly your tits fit in my hands, like they were made to be held by me. I can feel how perfect that tight little cunt of yours is, fitting me just right..."

"I can also hear your beauty” he muses

“Yeah, how’s that?"

“I can hear the light in your laughter, the pain when you’re crying. I can hear the genuine kindness in your voice when you talk to people. I can hear the steady beat of your heartbeat and take comfort in the fact that you never lie to me. I can hear the frustrated edge to your cute little sighs when things aren’t going you way. I can hear your breath hitch when I touch your skin...” he smirks

You’re a blushing mess of mush at this point

“The point is,” he says suddenly serious again, "I don’t need sight to see how beautiful you are, y/n, I just know it. And I need you to know it too” he finishes before kissing you oh so tenderly

Um yeah I need some of this energy in my life when I’m feeling insecure🥺 I really hope you enjoyed these Abby my love💫🥰🖤✨

- Hope🐝

Masterlist

[captorkinnie-deactivated20187224]

giggling like a madman because i have genders and pronouns that would make a tehm or terf shit their pants in anger and it's so funny

like. tbh i don't give a shit what others say. gender is fucking dumb and gender norms are stupid and you don't have to do anything. you're a biological male. you wanna say you're a nonbinary sapphic polyam whose xenogenders are pupgender and also these 156 mogai things you discovered on tumblr? cool glad you're expressing yourself homie. you're a biological female but you say you're a trans demiboy with he/it/zap/bark/void/ze pronouns and also 🖤/💫/🦴/🧜‍♂️ emojipronouns who's greyromantic and demi-bisexual and also polyam? shit bro im happy ur happy. why we gotta be hating on people all the time.

i mean as long as people aren't being hateful about it i don't see why it's such a big deal. as long as you're not telling people to kill themselves because they don't like one of your xenogenders i just can't wrap my head around why it's so goddamn awful that some 13 year old is saying they're werewiric because they saw it in a mogai blog. it's not hurting anyone, they're having fun, and they're happy. i just don't get it.

[randomfandomimagine]

💫 AU | 🖤 Angst | 💚 Angst With A Happy Ending | 🎄 Christmas | 🐻 Familial | 🌟 Fave | 💛 Fluff | 🎁 Gift | 🎃 Halloween | 💙 Hurt / Comfort | 🏳‍🌈 LGBT+ | 👤 No Reader Insert | 🌼 Platonic | 🌈 Pride | 🎵 Songfic | 💕 Soulmate AU | ❗ Trigger Warning | 💘 Valentine’s Day

Marvel / MCU Masterlist Part 1

Marvel

Deadpool

Fantastic Four

PS4 Spiderman

Raimi Spiderman

Spiderman: Into The Spiderverse

The Amazing Spiderman

X-Men

Series

A Place Where I Belong [Steve Rogers x OC] [WIP]

Peter Parker

Headcanons

Being Peter’s Roommate

Drabbles

Happens To The Best Of Us 💙

You're So Stupid 💚

Steve Rogers

Drabbles

Anger 💚

Bucky Barnes

Ficlets

Ghost From The Past 💚 [upcoming]

Loki Laufeyson

Ficlets

What A Home Is 🐻💙

Pietro Maximoff

Ficlets

Worth Fighting For 💚💙💛 [upcoming]

Yelena Belova

Headcanons

Yelena Being Protective Of Hurt Reader 💙

Stephen Strange

Headcanons

Stephen & Reader With Heart Condition 💙

Shang-Chi

Imagines

Singing Karaoke With Shang-Chi

Training With Shang-Chi

Preferences

They React To You Using The Rings

Headcanons

New Avenger Falling For Shang-Chi

Michelle Jones

Imagines

Peter & Ned Trying To Get You Together With Your Crush MJ 💛

[kpophubb]

Hii it's me!

Your Hee anonie~ ☆

I'm back and ready to spam you with love. However, this message won't be any soft hour or imagine :O !

Firstly, seeing your response makes me giggle and my friends actually suspected for like 2 weeks that I actually had a crush on someone. As if law school gives time for that. ANYWAY after much confrontation I told them that it's me reading your response to my asks hehehe

Secondly, soooooooo I am huge reader and I mainly love to read classics, mysteries and legal thrillers (whodunit!!!) And there was book fair in my campus!! 60% off 😲 SO OFC I WENT and I was picking up classics, some textbooks etc. And I passed by romance section. Now I am not a romance reader (I have read a few which I LOVE) anyway but I love looking at what's new or what's currently hot in each genre. And suddenly I get surrounded by like 8 girls who are simultaneously going "NO PLS YOU GOTTA READ THIS ILL GIVE MY FIRST BORN IF YOU DO" "it's so good" "you'll cry" "you jaw will be hanging open" blah blah etc etc and help I didn't even know like 3 of them 😭

Guess which book of them were talking about ??

Coolen Hoover's It Ends With Us. And ngl I am kinda hesitant about romance genre itself but also a little to try books from Katie Roberts, Colleen Hoover, Jenny Han etc. Because I just feel like I will be disappointed and there will be a lot of "oh they're teenagers, they're growing they make stupid mistakes" kinda things idk if I am able to explain it nicely. Just hesitant that I might invest time into a book only to get irritated at tbe actions of the characters. And while I do understand that there won't be any drama if the characters were completely rational and fine, it just gets under my nerves when they make stupid decisions like getting back with someone who cheated on them, parents being useless, doing drugs at parties etc. IK I SOUND LIKE A STUCK UP RN BUT PLS I JUST WANT A BOOK WITH RATIONAL AND NORMAL PEOPLE. anyway point is I was like ??? Is this a cult ??? Anyway I ended up getting the book because well they were like "we'll pay for it !!" And how can I say no to my bestie spending money 🤨🤨 true friendship right there.

And then I OPEN TUMBLR AND SEE COLLEEN HOOVER IN YOUR ACC ?? IS THIS A CULT ?

Also here are the romance books I have read AND really loved :

1. House in the Cerulean Sea (ok not really romance but ?? It's still fluff and has romance and found family)

2. Red, white and Royal Blue

3. The Kiss Quotient

4. The Lovely War

Pls I will FRAME THIS BOOK. MAKE A SHRINE. SO GOOD. help.

Anyway do tell me your thoughts on your fav books if you read !! And hehehe pls 🙏 saw your masterlist 😟 I am stunned 🤐 speechless 🤯 masterpieces 💫 I gotta binge read everything now ig I have no other choice.

ALSO YES THIS IS WHAT I ACTUALLY STARTED WRITING THIS ASk FOR.

Are you up for some angst too? Like I have some angsty thoughts if you want. Ofc with enha AlSo may include some SKZ members idk I am not telling 😚

Anyway stay hydrated !! Byeeeee ♡☆♡☆♡

Also yes I manifest Jake hoon live everytime I send you an ask hehe

Hello and welcome my hee anonie 🥺🫶🏻 (I just saw your ask a while ago and I DASHED to get all my work done so I could sit down and reply nicely to you that’s how much attention you deserve from me and everyone) FIRST AND FOREMOST, HAPPY HEESEUNG DAY!🖤

Aaaaaah I love this kinda gossip!! You don’t even have to come up with imagines all the time trust me I love it sm when ppl fill me up with their random thoughts and what they did throughout the day cause it’s so adorable to me!! You can always go upto someone and send them fanfics, but only ppl who care for u and love u truly will sit down and listen to you rant and find you cute for it! For me you’re like that ♡ and ugh omg!😭 if they suspected that, then that means my asks must have made you SMILE REALLY BIG!🥺 that makes me so flattered and smiley you have no idea xhdndjdndj yaay achievement unlocked!😘 (ikr how do people even date when they’re law or med students but FIRST, how do people even date when they Stan enha istg I can’t find anyone else attractive irl my brain has smh registered jake as my real love lmao anyway)

Now I’ll be real honest with you. I’d give it ends with us a 7.5/10 and not really recommend it for someone like you who’s really busy and looking for a 11/10 experience, without any disappointments. I read the book when I was 16 y/o and I remember finding it so touching and good but when I reread the book again once I turned 18, I realized there are so many things wrong with that book? So many mistakes and messed up situations and most importantly, so many triggering themes with no warnings like- childhood trauma, death of a loved one, abusive parents, rape etc. etc. it’s a real bad buzz if you have any one of these traumas as it might inflict unwanted pain inside your heart for no reason. On the other hand, I’d really suggest you “twisted love.” It’s an adult romance book, it’s for mature adult readers, has twists and smut too, friendships, family and it’s really an ♾️/10 for me. :’) <3 and about your Recs??! I’d definitely check them out baby I’m a big bookaholic!

Aww thank you so so much?🥹 I really like editing pics and videos as a free time hobby and since I didn’t have access to internet for 2 hours I edited all the layouts and pics for my masterlist! Thank u so much for showering my works with love. :’) and pls I love angst? Angst is so so underrated in my opinion. Everywhere is fluff and smut but my fav genre is angst tbh. I have a request to you, in your free time, PLS READ MY FIC “but were you mine?” Part 1 is attached to it read it first it’s a small drabble and I also attached and made a video with the title to double the heartbreak effect lol. It was really personal, the dialogues really reflected the insides of my heart a lot, unrequited love and I go hand in hand and that fic I wrote is the most special and closest to my heart. So I’d be so honoured if you read the 2 series drabble and lmk your thoughts. And, I’ll also be up for your angsty imagines ugh I’ll be waiting!!

You take care too bubs!! Ikr I hope so too jakehoon always come live when we talk? That would be so cool!😭 it’s already so cool that you found my book ask after you bought it, see everything you do brings you back to me tehee <3 🙈 now time for my unnecessary tmis that you didn’t ask for. OKAY SO remember how I told you I wanted to make a collector enha ig account? I FINALLY MADE IT! aah so so happy I’ve always found them so aesthetic I can’t believe I made one for me. 🥹 I’ll be posting reels someday too over there hehe! I also feel very relaxed recently cause I wrote poetry in my journal and decorated it with my feelings so AAAH! Since this got quite long anyway, I’ll end this but let you know first that- YOU ARE LOVED, YOU ARE AMAZING, YOU ARE APPRECIATED, TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF, BE KIND TO YOURSELF AND I LOVE YOU SO VERY MUCH! 🤍🤍

[echoes-lighthouse]

3, 6, and 7 for the pride asks :D

Thank you!!! Happy pride! I’m going to answer these for 🖤✨Zero Rick 💫🌌

🏳️‍🌈pride month selfships asks🏳️‍🌈

3. Does your f/o celebrate pride? If so, what do they do?

Well, he never celebrated on his own. He mostly feels angry and exasperated that people were stupid enough to come up with a “standard” sexual orientation and expect people to conform to it. So he’s just like ‘I’m not talking about this it’s stupid’ and avoided the whole affair

BUT Zero’s wife, Diane, really loved the sense of community that came with pride, so she would drag him along to coffee nights and parades and all that.

Zero didn’t celebrate after she died. I’m not super big on the parades, and although I’d go out to some community events I wouldn’t ask him to come along. So for a while, pride month was something we’d acknowledge in passing, but I was the only one celebrating.

But then Summer came out as bi, and was a little nervous about her first pride, so obviously we had to go with her! The crowds still aren’t Zero’s cup of tea but he’ll celebrate Pride month if the people around him find meaning in it, and he celebrates by giving his family support.

6. Do you do anything with your f/o to celebrate pride month?

Not really, nothing special! Zero makes more queer music and I tend to draw queer art, and we share them with each other, but I mean… it’s only a slight increase in queerness from our year-round state! As I said, we’ve started going to the parades with our grandkids, so maybe there’s a new tradition starting there!

7. Do you have any LGBTQ headcanons about your f/o that not many other fans share?

I think that Zero Rick would be super into xenogenders, which I think is a controversial opinion! “Canon” (C-137) Rick is more of a toss-up on whether he’d think they’re stupid but Zero Rick is definitely of the opinion that they’re awesome actually

[catgrassplantdad]

joy list 🌿

fighting off tummy ache demons today so i thought i'd reflect on some stuff that makes me happy 🖤💫

saying whatever stupid nonsense is in my brain to my husband and having him be like yeah you're so valid and interesting. permit to be the biggest idiot out loud for the rest of my life. this also applies to howl actually.

sunlight on my cat's fur when she's a little disheveled and needs to be brushed.

when the brain juices are flowing nice and early and i get lots of writing done before work.

related: kinktober prep. writing, talking about it with my friends, hyping each other up, all of it.

hanging with friends and compleeetelyyy losing track of time.

cooking

how silent it is where i live

setting a mood when sitting down to write: candle lit, drink poured, cozy sweater or blanket on, the works.

audio of ian and mickey sucking face. you know that one video

comments on my writing. literally all it has to say is "i like this" or "this is good" and ya got my heart all a-flutter

this is on like all my joy lists but i gotta say it. petting the moss in my yard. just gently stroking it with a fingertip.

the way the air smells in early fall

baggy jeans and little crop tops

baggy jeans and oversized sweaters

baggy jeans

favorite shows coming back

bands i love making new stuff

going to shows

when the gin and tonic is refreshing af

kissing my favorites. also holding hands. kissing while holding hands, even

finishing my water bottle before i leave work.

feeling seen and understood

tagging @howlinchickhowl @whatthebodygraspsnot @whatwouldmickeydo @heymrspatel @gardenerian @gallawitchxx @rereadanon @thisdivorce @energievie @deedala @ardent-fox @squidyyy23 @crossmydna @creepkinginc if you guys wanna play 💜

[samrubio]

🌈💖✨Send this to the twelve nicest people you know or seem to have a good heart and if you get five back you must be pretty awesome🖤☮️💫

Aaawww My sweet friend ❤️❤️ thank you so much, I'm so happy and you know how much I love your work 💕❤️

Hold my little stupid hand and feed me with old Rex pls

[stranger-nightmare]

I hope you know you’re the reason there’s a boxer!druig x reader fic sitting in my drafts and i hope you know how thankful i am you got me out my writing slump 🤬❤️❤️❤️

Omg don’t thank me, thank the wonderful Kristi @siempre-bucky, she’s the one who wrote the Boxer!Druig drabble, I just reblogged it bc I am fucking obsessed with idea so much it’s stupid💀 I cannot wait to read yours, please tag me in it whenever you post it👀🖤

And aw bless you, I’m so happy to hear that, I hope you’re having a great time getting back into writing! Just remember not to put too much pressure on yourself my love, it’s all just for fun🥰✨🖤💫

- Hope🐝

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💫 AU | 🖤 Angst | 💚 Angst With A Happy Ending | 🎄 Christmas | 🐻 Familial | 🌟 Fave | 💛 Fluff | 🎁 Gift | 🎃 Halloween | 💙 Hurt / Comfort  | 🏳‍🌈 LGBT+ | 👤 No Reader Insert | 🌼 Platonic | 🌈 Pride | 🎵 Songfic | 💕 Soulmate AU | ❗ Trigger Warning | 💘 Valentine’s Day

Miniseries

Human Deviancy [Connor x Reader] [Interactive] 

Connor RK800

Imagines

Being A Coroner And Befriending Connor 

Teaching Connor About Halloween 🎃

You & Connor Wearing Matching Costumes 🎃

Connor Teaching You The Coin Trick

Ficlets

Meeting His Creator 💛

New Emotion 

First Date 🎵💛

Can Do Both 💙

Breakdown 💙💚

Fascinating 💛

In Love 💛

Surprise! 💛

Drabbles

Mission Successful 💙

Waking Up 💛

Headcanons

Dating Connor 

Meeting Connor 

Cooking With Connor 

Connor’s Proposal Attempt 

Multilingual Connor

Domestic Connor

Connor’s Puppy 

Connor And K-9 Unit 

Connor With An Anxious S/O 

Goodbye 

Slow Dancing Lessons 

Connor’s Emotional S/O 

Connor’s Bubbly S/O 

Plus Size Self-Conscious S/O 

Random Deviant!Connor Headcanons

Connor Reacts To Reader’s Glitched Records 

Connor In Halloween 

Connor’s Deviant Android S/O 

Connor Comforting Reader During Panic Attack ❗

Connor Supporting His Artist S/O

Prompts

“Can I try something? Do you trust me?” 💛

“You’re scared the shit out of me, stupid!” 💙

“‘Con’ is a shortening of your name, silly” 💛

“I shouldn’t be in love with you” 💚

Oneshots

My Favorite Person 💙💛 // Part 2: Babysitting 💙💛

Grief 💚

Zlatko’s 🌟

Aesthetics

Connor

Version 2

Markus RK200

Ficlets

Thunderstorm 💙

Headcanons

Dating Markus

Markus’ S/O Performing 

Oneshots

I’ll Follow You Into The Dark 🎵

Simon PL600

Headcanons

Dating Simon 

Jerry EM400

Headcanons

Dating Jerry 

Pirate’s Cove 

Aesthetics

Jerry 

Daniel PL600

Headcanons

Dating Daniel 

Prompts

“I hope this is enough for you, because I really care about you”

Chloe R600

Headcanons

Dating Chloe

Falling In Love With Chloe 

Gavin Reed

Headcanons

Gavin & Pro-Android S/O 

Elijah Kamski

Prompts

“I should write that down”

Misc

Preferences

Musical S/O 

They Comfort You 💙

Headcanons

Dating Connor & Being Hank’s Daughter

Dating Gavin Reed & Connor’s Friend

Falling In Love 

Reacting To Badass S/O 

Reacting To Their S/O’s Period 

Kittens

Connor And Makus’ S/O Allergic To Gluten 

Connor & Markus’ Kind S/O