#hanoi rocks imagine

[psych0-str1ngs]

Wet Dreams- Sami Yaffa x reader

Authors Note: I'm a total slut for Sami, I can't even lie to you, I would bang that man everyday all day if I could.

Warnings: Unprotected Sex, P inV smut, Oral, m receiving, Cussing, very little dialogue

You stared up at the ceiling, completely and utterly bored, your boyfriend Sami, was fast asleep next you. It was about 2 in the morning, and just a few short hours ago, you and Sami were at a pub with his bandmates.

It was a regular occurrence that Sami would drag you with him to pubs with his band, you loved that he wanted to spend time with you, if even if it was with his bandmates. You'd never admit but sometimes you just wanted to stay home, it wasn't that you didn't like the rest Hanoi rocks, because they were your best friends, it could all just be a little much.

You were broken out of your thoughts when Sami shifted onto his back, letting out little snores. He mumbled something in Finnish, it was something you couldn't understand. You leaned closer

"Sami?" You whispered.

No answer. You shrugged before leaning your head on his chest, his long arms wrapped around you, Sami's body twisting to face yours, he threw his leg over your hip. You giggled softly, he was such a teddy bear, even in his sleep. Your right cheek pressed against his bare chest, you started to get sleepy, your eyes struggling to stay open. Just a few short seconds later, Sami let out a little moan, your eyes shot open.

well there goes all chances of sleeping, you thought to yourself. You moved to your other side, your ass pressed up against Sami. His hand went to your hip. You shifted a little bit, trying to get as close to Sami as possible. You soon realized he was hard, his sleepy form pulling you close against him.

You stared at the wall, wide-eyed. Sami face pressed against your back, his lips pressed against the nape of your neck, you shivered.

"Sami?" You called out again, your nails scratching lightly at his arm.

"Mmm," He mumbled. "Yes love"

"Are you uhm," you paused, thankful that it was dark in the room, otherwise he would more than likely notice your blush. "Having issues?"

He giggled a bit before kissing your shoulder.

"Possibly," His soft voice spoke out. "Help me?"

You turned your face to see his, the moon light provided just enough light for you to see his blue eyes stare at yours lovingly. You planted a soft kiss to his lips before lightly pushing him onto his back. You worked your way down his body, leaving little kisses and bite marks here and there. You pressed your soft, tiny fingers to his bulge, a tent in his boxers. You looked up at him, his eyes screwed shut, his chest heaving up and down somewhat quickly.

You grabbed the hem of his black boxer shorts, his hips lifted up slightly, you pulled them down, his length slapping against his stomach. You grabbed his shaft, your mouth salivating at the sight. You pumped him up and down slowly.

"F-faster please," Sami looking down at you.

You moved your hand faster, his legs starting to shake, you pulled away quickly, giving him a few seconds to process what had happened.

"wha- why'd you sto-" His voice faltered after feeling your warm mouth wrap around him, he let out a soft moan.

His hand reached down, fingers tangling in your hair, pulling lightly. You reached up, using your hands to pump what you couldn't fit in your mouth. You locked eyes with him, his cheeks lightly tinted pink, he smiled at you lovingly. You let off of him, sliding him out of your mouth with a pop. He sat up against the headboard, watching you take off your tank top, leaving you in just your white thong, and bra. You climbed on to him, legs on either side of him. His long fingers gripped your hips softly. You sat right above his length, kissing him gently.

"You look so gorgeous my love," He spoke, pushing his face into your neck, leaving love bites on every inch of skin he could reach.

"I love you Sam," You shifted, your entrance just above his length, you sat down slowly, giving yourself a moment to adjust to his size before rocking slowly. You moaned lightly, taking in the sight of Sami. His half lidded eyes watching you slide up and down on him. He moaned, leaning forward again to unclasp your bra, pulling it off of your arms. His mouth quickly found your left nipple, taking it in his mouth and sucking lightly, his hand twisted your right nipple. You moaned again, moving slightly faster.

"Y/n, I love you so much, so so so so much," He spoke softly, leaning against the headboard, panting.

"I love you too," Your hips moved up and down. You tightened around him.

"Oh god Sam," His tip hitting your g-spot every time. "I'm so close"

"Me too pupu" He moaned, you let him take control, he flipped you both, you were now on your back. He thrusted into you, leaning down to kiss you deeply, your legs wrapped around his waist. His hips started to falter, he moaned, quickly pulling out and letting his seed coat your stomach, before pushing back in and giving you slow, deep thrusts, letting you cum on his length. He pulled out, and leaned his head on your chest, breathing heavily, his long black hair spilled over your body. He kissed your chest, not caring that cum was now coating both of your bodies.

"Shower?" His pale blue eyes looked up at you, full of nothing but love.

"Of course," You kissed his forehead, watching him get up, extending his large hand to you. You scooted off the mattress, grabbing his hand and standing. Your legs shook, Sami smirked down at you.

"what are you smirking at Mr. ?" you smiled at him.

"Oh nothing my love," He took your hand and led you to the bathroom.

The end!!!!!

[depression-c0re]

current!sami yaffa x Michael Monroe’s daughter headcannons also nsfw and big age gap

(I’m sick of waiting for someone to read my other post and write this for me so ima do it even though I suck at writing also I’m writing headcannons bc it’s easier and less work)(also a few details reader is a girl obviously also in the story reader is about 23 just to let y’all know)

warnings⚠️⚠️:age gap, mentions of pedophilia, mentions of pregnancy (I think), smut, maybe some cursing

if I missed any warnings please tell me

-ok starting off you and Sami obviously have a very big age gap around a 37 years actually

-when y’all started dating and you told Michael he obviously freaked out (bc he’s our fav Barbie drama queen)

-also because it’s his daughter is dating one of his best friends who also helped raise her

-it took awhile but sooner or later he came around to it seeing how much Sami loved you and how happy he made you☺️

-now onto y’all’s relationship dynamic

-Sami’s love language is definitely physical touch I see him being to shy for words of affirmation but he’ll do it every once in a while I also feel like he loves gift giving

-he absolutely loves when you hold him and baby him it doesn���t matter how big y’all’s age gap is he still loves being babied by you(no one can change my mind on that)

-speaking of babies if y’all had a kid he would love them so much it’s not even funny

-I have a feeling he’s extremely good with kids idk why

-also he would have the best fashion advice for you like he would always help pick out outfits for you when you don’t know what to wear

-while he helps pick out what you where he also helps you out of it at the end of the night(iykyk)

-you can not tell me this man is not a sucker for tits and thighs bro

-will absolutely suck on your tits and leave hickeys on your tits and thighs

-absolutely loves being bottom his fav position is cowgirl because you can control him or he can control you

-absolutely will not force you to do anything you don’t wanna do and respects you boundaries

-but also will do anything you wanna do kink wise

-like he does not care he will literally try whatever you wanna do with him

-absolutely loves you

-has written many songs about you

-and yes sometimes they get published and Michael has to sing them💀

-when it got revealed to the public y’all were dating every one freaked out some people outa happiness and some in anger

-most people loved y’all’s relationship and their were so many cute post from y’all’s supportive fans saying how cute you and Sami are

-then there were the people posting about y’all’s age gap and how it was pedophilia and shit because he helped raise you but you didn’t care honestly you had Sami and your dad and that’s all you needed

-seeing as you grew up around Sami he knew everything you liked and how you liked it

-he could name your coffee order by heart if you asked him to

-if you had tattoos he would absolutely love them kissing touching and tracing them every time you are together

-always has an arm around you ESPECIALLY at social events that the band is at

-he is definitely overprotective of you not in like a controlling way but in a concerned trying to make sure you don’t get hurt/uncomfortable kind of way

-will absolutely let you sit on his lap(but also his face in the bedroom)

-ALWAYS and I mean always gives you a kiss before and after a concert

-adores when you wear his clothes

-you wanna know a way you can instantly turn him on wear his shirt with just panties on nothing else just his shirt and panties

-he will literally die of hornyness on the spot

-lives for when you braid his hair randomly

-braiding his hair is literally the best way to calm him down if he’s mad upset or stressed about something

ok that’s all for now I might write more later but I have no more ideas if you have any ideas tell me also, I’m sorry for any spelling mistakes. I suck at spelling.

[samiwife]

The Anti-Social Girl ੈ✩‧₊˚ (Sami Yaffa x Reader)

A/N: This is my first Hanoi Rocks fanfic so if it's bad I'm so sorry, also pls send a request because I would love to do more of these. <3

𓆩♡𓆪= Smut

ੈ✩‧₊˚= Fluff

⋆ ★= Angst

Parties were never your thing. You preferred to stay home and watch tv and read. So when your friends dragged you out of your room to go to a downtown party of another friend. You weren't really fond of it but you still came along because they promised to take you home early.

"C'mon Y/N! It'll be fun! Plus, we'll take you home early if you don't have fun." They said to you, your face unfazed by their pleas. But, eventually, you caved and said yes. Your friends cheered and an hour of getting ready later. You were set to head out. You wore a short light pink sparkly halter dress with white high heels. An outfit a bit out of your comfort zone since you always wore oversized band tees and shorts. But, it was nice to wear something fancy once and a while. While your friends drove you to the party, you sat in the backseat thinking to yourself

"I'm not going to have fun, I'll be bored out of my mind." You looked out the window, passing by all the luxury buildings and apartments. Until you eventually reached the party. You stepped out of the car and walked forward to the house where the party was located. When you walked through the door, the music immediately started blaring and you can see red solo cups everywhere with beer cans. You were also not fond of drinking. All in all, you just weren't a party person.

You walked passed blackout drunks sleeping on couches and couples kissing on tables. You just wanted out. You walked to a nearby corner and stood there checking your phone while the music still blared in your ears. After a few minutes of nothing, you decided to grab some water from the kitchen nearby. You walked over and grabbed an empty solo cup and filled it with water from the sink. As you sipped the water, a tall figure started walking towards you. It was a dude who was completely drunk. You could smell it on his breath and you can also see by the way he walks.

"Hey pretty lady, you came here alone?" He started with a slurred speech from drinking. You were disgusted by his breath. You stepped back a bit.

"Uh no, I came here with my friends." You said with confidence and still keeping the distance between you and the drunk guy. However, that distance was soon gone when he stepped closer causing you to back up even further. But, you couldn't back up any further since now you were pinned against the kitchen counter and him.

"A hot girl like you shouldn't be all alone since there are drunks around that could hurt you." The man says still being too close for comfort. You became nervous now since he was so close for comfort and he was being super creepy.

"You have such a nice body too, such slender hips and nice thighs. It would be a shame for your body to go to waste." The man said in a deep tone, you gulped and tried to scoot away with no avail. You felt more uncomfortable than before. You just wanted to get away from this guy and go home. As you were thinking that, you saw another figure come up and yank the dude off of you. The guy who saved you wasn't as tall as the drunk but he still was tall. He had dark hair that went to his shoulders and not to mention his hair was kinda curly. He also wore a leather jacket with tight black jeans.

"Hey! Can't you see she's not interested." The raven-haired boy said to the drunk guy. The drunk guy scoffed and turned his head to look at the raven-haired boy. The drunk guy looked up and down and chuckled at him.

"Huh and how do you know? She's so into me. She's been standing here the whole time listening. And plus why do you care? So get lost fuckwad." The drunk said to the raven-haired boy. The raven-haired boy rolled his eyes and then his eyes widen a bit. Kinda like he had an idea that went off in his head.

"Well that's my girlfriend you're hitting on, so I suggest you back off or you're going to be on the ground." The raven-haired boy states with such confidence. Your eyes widen, you were shocked by his claim but you decide to play along to get yourself out of this situation.

"Is this true? Is this loser your boyfriend?" The drunk guy asks you making sure the raven-haired boy wasn't lying. You smiled and scooted closer to the raven-haired boy. You wrapped your arms around the raven-haired boy's arm and cuddled next to him.

"Yes, that's what I've been trying to tell you. But you just wouldn't listen." You said while still having your arms wrapped around him. The raven-haired boy smiled and his cheeks flushed red. After a few seconds of silence, the drunk guy stumbled away leaving you and the raven-haired boy alone. You quickly unwrapped your arms and sighed.

"Thank you so much, that dude was a total creep so I appreciate this." You said with such relief in your voice. The raven-haired boy smiled and held your hand to comfort you. You looked up to get a better look at him. Damn, he was beautiful. He had shiny blue eyes that were laced with black eyeliner. His lips were nice and plump. His hair was kinda messy but in a good way. No doubt you were falling for him hard.

"Well, I'm glad I can help in any way I can. I hate to see creeps making girls uncomfortable especially ones who are gorgeous like you." He said with a smile. You felt your heart beat race fast but not in a threatening way. It was beating in a lovey-dovey way.

"I'm Y/N by the way." You said with a smile back. He chuckled and looked into your eyes. His eyes were so pure and beautiful that you felt like you can stare at them all day and night.

"I'm Sami nice to meet you Y/N." He said while shaking your hand. Even his hands were enough to make you faint. They were warm and not sweaty at all. To you, Sami was so perfect and you were wondering if you can stay longer at the party to talk to him.

"If you want Sami, we could hang out somewhere else maybe upstairs where there are fewer people." You said while still maintaining eye contact with him. Sami smiled and took your hand and led you upstairs to a bedroom. You assumed it was his because he seemed too comfortable walking in. In the room, Sami closed the door behind him and sat on the bed next to you. In the corner of his room, there was a single bass guitar.

"You play bass?" You asked while pointing at the bass in the room. Sami smiled and stood up and walked to the bass. He picked up the bass and held it in his arms. He played a few cords and smiled.

"Yeah, I do, in fact, I'm in a band actually," Sami said with such pureness in his voice, which caused you to blush a little. Then you chuckled and said, "Can you play a song for me?" Sami looked up and blushed. He nodded and held his bass in his hands and played a couple notes from a song you didn't recognize. You listened while he played. You were impressed by how he can play. It was nice and smooth and catchy. After the song was over, Sami looked up to see your reaction. You were smiling widely while blushing. You clapped your hand to applaud him on his song.

"Whoo yeah! That sounded amazing. What song is that?" You asked with your arms crossed across your chest. Sami looked down again and smiled. "It's a song me and my bandmates were writing but we haven't released it yet." You were amazed by his bass playing. "You should release it, it sounds great!" You said with a smile. Sami walked over to sit next to you. You can tell he was blushing because of your comment. "You really think so?" Sami said while caressing your hand. You looked down then back up at Sami.

"Yeah, I really think so." You said. Sami then gently grabs your chin and pulls you in closer to him. You closed your eyes, and soon your lips met with Sami's. His lips were soft just like you assumed. Then the kiss deepened and soon Sami's hands were on your thigh gently caressing them. You pulled away and looked at Sami. Sami was still blushing while having his hand on your thighs. You leaned in for another kiss until you heard a loud voice calling out your name.

"Y/N! Y/N! Where are you? We gotta go now!" One of your friends called out. You sighed and looked at Sami. Sami looked kinda sad you had to go, but you assured him that he'd see you again.

"Don't be sad, you'll see me again. Sami." You said with a wide smile. Sami stood up and held your hands. He looked like he wanted you to stay longer with him but unfortunately, you had to go. Then an idea popped into your head. On a nearby table in the room, there was a pen and paper. You walked over to the pen and paper and wrote your phone number on it. Then you ripped that small portion you wrote on and handed it to Sami. Sami smiled and opened it.

"Call me kultaseni." You said while walking to him. You stood in front of him for a few seconds and then you gently pulled him in for one last kiss before you left. Then you walked out the door while turning to look at him. Sami's face was bright like a tomato. And he had a slight lipstick stain on his lips from your kiss. Your friends saw you coming down the stairs with smeared lipstick.

"What the hell happened to you? I thought parties weren't your thing." One of your friends said as you got into the car. You giggled and smiled while looking down at your lap. The thought of Sami made you want to get out more to see him.

"Well, I guess parties aren't so bad after all." You said with a slight giggle in your voice while wiping the smeared lipstick off your face

[grazi-your-rockette-queen]

tiny update

heyyy sooo i’ve been working on a ton of stuff but not finishing the fics i start so i currently have 14 things in my drafts 😵‍💫 but here are the things u can expect from me soon:

-razzle oneshot

-really really sad kirk hammett fic thingy

-sami fic(s)

-still writing dave mustaine smut 🫠

-some duff content in one way or another

-new chapter of if it keeps on raining (hopefully)

okkkk i think that’s all currently so bye bye wish me luck

[catts-world]

Tbh if there are any writers who can take a request(s) from me abt very specific bands... lmk. I'm in such a drought atm. I dont need long things. Just little stories or smt. Idk im so desperate

[izzystradlinswife]

Question about who you write for. Do you write for Hanoi Rocks??

I could, would that be something anyone else would want

[peacesells-imbuying]

Hanoi Rocks (ver.) w/girl member!

thought i give this a go! Love hanoi rocks 🪿 part 2 info blog | masterlist

What's it like being with the boys!

• lots of hugs! Can’t forget 24/7 CUDDLES

• smoking and drinking together ofc or if u don’t do any of those u get the fancy juice 🔥

• piggyback rides.

imagine lol everyone was just outside at the park (or wherever u pick) it was just cuz. Tired of walking you run and jump on Razzles back which caught him off guard soooo you both fall down. ouch. got lots of stares but who cares! 2nd time u refused to get down. The boys would literally have to yank you or pull you away. Tooo comfortable

• you're never by yourself. (Rip free time) 

• stressed out from the boys doing something dumb

• having favorites? Totally not...maybe. 

• you luckily get your own room! But the boys love to bother you still 

• they would teach you lots of Finnish(besides Razzle 😔)even though you did move there you barely picked up the language since you spoke English so the people spoke English back 

• nicknames!! (whatever you like)

• always sharing food and drinks with them no choice. 

• rmr when Mike and Razzle kissed each other to mess w/ppl? You would tease them a lot

• DOING THEIR MAKEUP AND THEY DO URS!

• if they have a girlfriend, you get along with her pretty well like best friends unless they're annoying and only want the boys for money you will immediately handle her yourself 

• you grew up in (wherever ur from) once moving to Finland and London your accent changed

• they're like your own bodyguards at after-parties or when there's a huge mob of paparazzis and fans they’re constantly walking besides u lol

• always makes sure you get love from them. 

• fans have mix feelings about you either they love or hate you. No in between. Getting hate was uncommon and not fun.

they said you were untalented so you decided to prove them wrong 🙏

• you would be a backup singer or guitarist. Can never have enough guitars or bass 😈

(couldn’t help myself BUT) Performing with them would be SO FUN. (need a fic or oneshot of thispleaseplease🙏)

• perfect mini family that would soon crumble away…

[in-death-we-fall]

Knot On Your Life

Record Collector #266 — October 2001

Slipknot’s recent Iowa album entered the UK album charts at No. 1 — unprecedented for a nu-metal band. Drummer Joey Jordison waxes highly lyrical

(google drive link)

Slipknot’s second proper album, Iowa, was the most eagerly-awaited rock record of 2001, and both critics and fans of the masked nine-man band from Des Moines weren’t surprised when it crashed straight into the charts at the top spot in early September. But to anyone not familiar with the crushing music of this most uncompromising of groups, the sudden glut of media appearances that followed this triumph might seem strange, to say the least. After all, these are people who urinate on stage, offer fans the chance to inhale from rectally-inserted tubes and regularly vomit onto their audiences.

Despite the band’s fearsome reputation, drummer Joey Jordison was on relaxed form as he chatted to RC from his Mid-Western home. In fact, he was willing to provide an opinion on most subjects — so RC fed him a topic, and off he went. If only all interviews were this easy, eh?

A Night In With The Knot

All round to Joey’s…

Imagine you’ve invited us to a party round at your house. What tunes would you play for us? If I’m having a party I don’t really play much metal — because the chicks get more naked if you play something light. Old Bee Gees, or Michael Jackson’s Off The Wall, they’re all good party albums

I read once that you’re into the Cars and Fleetwood Mac. Oh, yeah. The Cars — I really like their Candy-O record, man, it was one of those records that really broke New Wave in America. They were one of the first bands to use the fuckin’ New Wave keyboards in their music, man.

The one-finger thing? Yeah, yeah, yeah, totally! Like ‘Let’s Go’ with that cheesy line that they use, but it’s so infectious. We played it before a show one time — we cranked that entire song through the PA right before we hit the stage. The kids were so fuckin’ loud and pissed off! They thought we were gonna cut the cong but we played the whole damn thing (laughing), just to irritate them.

What about a bit of dance or hip-hop? I like the new Ludicrous record. And chicks often get naked when we play that new Nelly CD for some reason (laughs). I also like the Wu-Tang Clan and Ol’ Dirth Bastard’s solo stuff, and of course old Public Enemy, and the old NWA stuff. I’m much more into the old school — I don’t listen to any of that current shit.

Did you ever get into any grunge at all? For a little bit, although I was pretty strictly devoted to metal. I really can’t stand Pearl Jam though — I’ve never been a fan of them. Alice In Chains was always a metal band in hiding, with a grunge umbrella. Soundgarden’s Badmotorfinger was phenomenal, too.

What about Faith No More? A band I still devote a lot of respect to. Faith No More really turned things around for me — The Real Thing really shaped my awareness of musical styles and using them tastefully. Mike Patton is probably the most talented musician and visionary I’ve ever heard in my life.

Most people might also be surprised to hear that I’m really into glam shit too, in my other band, the Rejects (chuckles).

What — Bolan and Bowie? More like the New York Dolls and Hanoi Rocks, but it’s all good music.

Do you dress up in the appropriate manner on stage? Make-up, lipstick? Yeah, we do. It depends on the mood. But like the famous song said, though, just because I wear make-up doesn’t mean that I can’t kick your ass!

The morning after the party, what mellow tunes would you play for us? Let me check my current crop of albums. I’d probably actually wake you up with some Amen. ‘We came here to fuck you!’ That rules, dude. I love that band.

An unlikely pairing: (above) the Cars, whose ‘cheesy’ synth lines do it for Joey, and (below) the Bee Gees, for whom ‘the chicks get naked’, dude.

Gloom And Doom

The murky depths of extreme metal explored…

The introduction of Iowa’s first song, ‘People = Shit’, is pure Morbid Angel. Fuck yeah! If you’re gonna pay tribute to something, pay it to a band that kicks ass. My favourite Morbid work is Blessed Are The Sick — I think it’s untouchable.

Altars Of Madness was really cool, too. Fuck, that’s old school, man, that’s going back. I think they really came into their own around the time of Domination, when they started using the seven-string guitars.

What other metal bands are you into? I also really like Raging Speedhorn, and I gotta say Immortal’s Damned In Black is one of the finest black metal releases ever.

I thought In The Heart Of Winter was better. Yes, that fucker too — all Immortal is great. They’re one of the prime black metal bands of all time.

Have you got Slayer’s new album, God Hates Us All? Yes — it’s phenomenal.

‘Payback’ is a great song. (sings line from song) Payback, you bitch motherfucker! (sniggers)

Do you like Nile? I love Nile. Black Seeds Of Vengeance — I love fuckin’ Nile! They rule, man.

Poppin’ Out

Joey talks Britney

It’s a good time to be into metal, isn’t it? Look at it this way. Metal always stays here, it’ll never go away, because of the legions of devoted fans, man, they never go anywhere. They are always fucking gonna be there. The music will never go away. It’s been tested time and time again.

On the other hand, cheesy pop like Britney Spears and N’Sync has got a lot stronger at the same time, don’t you think? That’s very true, it’s a good point. Those bands are really big sellers for their labels. They’re all geared towards MTV; then MTV is geared to the kids; the kids bitch at their parents constantly, and then they go out and buy the record.

Sometimes these kids don’t know any better, they don’t know you can go out and get into the underground tape-trading scene, because they’re fed that shit over fuckin’ television. Which is a drug in its fuckin’ self.

We wanna turn these kids on. A lot of them have heard Korn and Limp Bizkit, but they’ve never heard a blastbeat. It’s great that we can turn them on to the underground — like a kid might never have heard of Morbid Angel, and might think that I’m the first guy to ever do a blastbeat and double bass. Which isn’t true.

Is it strange when Slipknot are included in the same nu-metal category as bands like Limp Bizkit and Korn? No. I can’t bitch about it because we are in that nu-metal group. We do have elements of the nu-metal sound, but the fact is, you can tell we come from a place that is more genuine and way more old-school than that.

Grrr!

Reasons to be angry

At the Ozzfest, Corey (Taylor, Slipknot singer) said ‘We’re going to kill everyone in the rock music industry’. Is the relationship between the band and the business really so bad? He’s always talking about that. A lot of the press — obviously not you, because you know what you’re talking about — when we were done with our first record, they said that there was no way we could top it, and were already slagging the second record. And then there’s the fuckin’ leeches that fuckin’ steal money, and the people that misquote you, and people that start fuckin’ bad rumours — and before you know it there’s a whole new list of problems that come with fame.

I’ll gladly take those problems because this is what I’ve wanted since I was five years old, but (getting annoyed) it doesn’t mean that it fucking doesn’t fucking totally fucking goad men, and totally fucking brings me to a fucking boiling point … (tails off in incoherent rage, then takes a deep breath and calms down). So a lot of those things came out, and we had a lot of personal issues when we were on the road. And we;re doing non-stop shows, so every day there’s something going on.

Havin’ It Large

Party on!

Didn’t you go drinking a lot with Casey Chaos when you were on tour together? Yeah, we do these drinking matches. I always lose. I got him one time, though. It took him a while, but he finally got fucked up and fell down the back of this bus — and Casey Chaos never pukes, ever, but he threw up this time.

I sobered up really quickly after I pissed myself in my bunk, and I came back out and I’m like, I’m ready to go again! But he had to go to bed. I may have fallen down first, but I came back for the second round. That’s been the only time.

Can you still get up and play the drums when you’ve got a sickening hangover? Oh, absolutely, dude. I’ve done it a million times. I’m not necessarily proud of it. But when the mask goes on and I fuckin’ slip into the fuckin’ boiler suit, something just happens to me, man. Everything goes away, and it’s all about us and those kids for that hour.

The Past

The bad old days…

Do you ever listen to Slipknot’s demo album, Mate. Feed. Kill. Repeat? I never ever listen to it. I’m very proud of where we come from, man, and I’ll never forget where we come from, but … that was a totally different band back then, you know, and it’s not the same.

Did you know that people are paying over £150 in this country for original copies of MFKR, if they can find them? (shocked) Christ almighty. God damn, man … they must really like the band.

It’s a lot of money to pay for someone’s demo. Or do you regard the album as more than just a demo? It’s kind of a glorified demo. It’s glorified in that it sounds really good for a demo — it’s produced really well. But there’s only six people on that record, Corey’s not the lead singer, the guitar players are different — you know, the only original members are me, Shawn and Paul on that.

The first Knot guitarist, Donnie Steele, famously left the band after a religious conversion. Yes. He was like, I found God and this band is not for me.

Even though he’d been in Anal Blast and Body Pit beforehand — two extreme grindcore bands? I guess not. He really wasn’t down with the mask thing either — when it came up he was like, I can’t do that. So I thought, hmm, OK, you’re probably not gonna work out.

Then there was Cuddles … (yawns) Yes … … but maybe I won’t go into that? Don’t. We never talk about that guy (drummer Cuddles, a member of the band from 1997-8, is alleged to be suing Slipknot at the time of writing).

The Future

What lies ahead

You once said that Slipknot is just too intense a band to survive more than a couple of albums. I get asked about that in every interview I do. But it’s cool, because it’s the truth. I think if the band broke up right now — you can call this ego, call it what you want — we might even have some kind of legendary status.

You mean, if you stopped at the peak of your form, before it got stale? Yes, like the Sex Pistols did. They did it right, man, they didn’t fuckin’ let themselves become parodies. And that’s what we plan to do with this band, once I know it’s not working. Because of all the hurt in the band, and the fact that there’s nine of us, I think if it went on too long, it would become a parody, man.

Will your records keep getting heavier and heavier, as they have so far? Well, lots of bands say their next record is gonna be the heaviest one ever, but they’re full of shit. They just say this so their fans will go out and buy it. But I can’t do that to my fans, man, because they’re the ones that got me here, y’know.

Interview by Peter Smith. Many thanks to Michelle Kerr at Roadrunner.

[the-song-of-the-day]

March wrap up

Sorry that this has taken so long.

Out of 31 the top three most voted songs this month were

Bang! by AJR it had a total of 33 votes. It was chosen by Mod Secret

Natural by Imagine Dragons it had 29 votes and It was chosen by Mod Secret

The Moss by Cosmo Sheldrake it had 27 votes and was also chosen by Mod Secret

The Three least voted were

First place both having 7 votes is Mr Crowley by Ozzy Osbourne chosen by Mod Gremlin and Finally Find You by Derivakat & Netrum chosen by Mod Secret

Everything At Once by Lenka it had 8 votes and was chosen by Mod Secret

There’s a three way tie all of them having 10 votes is How Far We’ve Come by Matchbox Twenty chosen by Mod Secret and Boulevard Of Broken Dreams by Hanoi Rocks and Fear Of The Dark by Iron Maiden both chosen by Mod Gremlin

The top three most liked songs were

(the ones with the most amount of yes)

A tie for first place with both having 100% yes is 5 Years by David Bowie with 14 votes and Fear Of The Dark by Iron Maiden having 10 votes

Then having 96.2% yes and 26 votes it’s Vampire Money by My Chemical Romance

Then finally with 93.8% and 16 votes it’s Living After Midnight by Judas Priest

The bottom three were

(the ones that had the least amount of yes)

Life is Fun by TheOdd1sOut and Boyinaband with only 27.3% of likes out of 11 votes

Natural by Imagine Dragons only had 51.7% out of 29 votes

Finally Cycles by Derivakat & Netrum only had 53.9% out of 13

Average amount of Votes

The average amount of votes this month was 15

Thank you guys for all your support - Mods secret and gremlin

[nocompromise-noregrets]

five good things

Because I really really need one of these today. Been a Day, for no particular reason (well, I've had to go in to work today when I don't usually work Fridays, having had Monday off to compensate, and now this weekend is looking short as fuck, yes I know this is a ridiculous problem and I should stop being such a wuss but I'm thoroughly out of the habit of having to Do Things on Fridays let alone be a Grown-Up about it...) so I am grumpy and tired and in need of cheering up...

The utterly legendary Ray Zell is following me on Instagram! *flails* I found his account the other day and followed, and he followed me back, I just discovered!! (He is a cartoonist and all-round rock n' roll legend who has been drawing the extremely kick-ass Pandora Peroxide, and later her niece Pandora, for the UK metal magazine Kerrang! for nearly 40 years, and I swear to god, PP was a huge influence on me in my formative years, I ADORE her. He also used to hang around with a lot of the bands I love, including Hanoi Rocks, and still occasionally draws my absolute hero Michael Monroe, and I absolutely idolise him) I'm going to have to think of something to post, since the last time I posted was Michael Monroe's 60th birthday gig in Helsinki this time last year XD

The reason I was working today was because we were having a special open day for county councillors and council employees at job number 1 - we are the archive service for the county and for the council, and we have been keeping a low profile for years because if we made a fuss about ourselves it was highly likely the powers that be were going to notice us and start wondering why they were spending money on us, but we are in a rather better position now, and so we've had this little jamboree to invite people over to see who we are and what we do (we are across town from the main council offices so most of them have no idea we even exist). So because I and my work wife Helen have done the most work on the council's own archive over the years, we got nobbled to sort out a display of relevant documents, come in on the day we don't usually work, talk to people, etc etc etc...and it went really well! The document display went over really well (we got out all sorts of random stuff showing the breadth of things the county council does, and the breadth of things we do and what we look after) and everyone was really interested. So it was worth hauling myself out of bed this morning. XD As much as I complain about it, I do actually quite enjoy showing people what we do and why we're so incredibly awesome, so...yeah. Just...my introvert-batteries are completely drained now. :D

Last Cat Standing is still doing really well, considering his overactive thyroid. His vet has left the practice we've been taking him to since he was a baby kitten (when he developed the thyroid issue we decided to have him only see one vet because having him passed round whoever happened to be on duty at our huge practice wasn't conducive to good treatment, and it didn't work for Faerie, our very lovely girl who we lost first, at the end of 2020), and we're almost certainly going to jump ship and follow her to her new place as it's still within reach and she's absolutely lovely and understands him so well. We sent her flowers for her last day and she sent us a really lovely text to say thank you so...yeah. Can't quite imagine taking him to see anyone else so I think we'll be heading to her new place.

I am in the pub with a very nice G&T and doing a little bit of writing, mostly working on my Innumerable Stars assignment (nearly done oh god) and a prompt the lovely @scary-grace sent me yesterday :D :D :D

There is a very distinct prospect that I might be able to get my original bike, my much-beloved and in-a-million-bits Kawasaki ZXR-400, rebuilt and restored - our friend who works behind the bar at t'pub is married to a guy who a) is a mechanic and b) adores ZXR400s, having had one himself in his younger days. We've been talking about the two of them coming over one weekend and digging it all out of the garage so that her fella and my missus can sort it out while she and I sit on the sofa and drink prosecco till we pass out, and we've not managed to sort it out so far because she's always been working weekends, but hopefully we'll be able to get it done soon. I am so excited, I can't even begin to tell you, I bloody LOVE that bike. I only got a new one because he had serious engine trouble that I didn't have the money to sort out and I could get finance on a spanky-brand-new bike that wouldn't break down on me at random intervals, and that bike was all wrong for me so I was off the road for six years until I got my current bike...anyway, this little fella was absolutely my first love, and I am so very excited at the thought of getting him back! (very entertainingly I had a marketing email from Triumph earlier, suggesting I "find my one and only with the Bonneville Bobber", which made me laugh, because I did exactly that SIX YEARS AGO XDDDD )

Right. Usually I come up with more than five but I'm scraping the bottom of the barrel a bit tonight so five will have to do.

As always, if you see this and think that posting about five (or more) good things might do you good, please feel free to take the idea and run with it! The daily delight thing took off, it would be lovely if this could too.

[psych0-str1ngs]

Dressing Room- Nasty Suicide

Authors Note: Per request, I have made a nasty suicide smut YOUR WELCOME GIRLIES!!! also sorry this took so long anon, I've had a busy weekend lol enjoy tho!!!

Warnings: P in V, PROTECTED (wrap your willy before you get silly) sex, cussing obv.

You stood on the side stage, your eyes glued to Nasse. The way his tall form swayed back and forth, the way his fingers moved back and forth effortlessly on the neck of his guitar. You were turned on to say the least. You were so excited to get him alone. They finished the song and bowed before walking off stage. Nasse immediately walked up to you sweaty and smiling.

"How were we?!" He smiled, pulling you into a long hug.

"You were really good tonight," you smiled lightly, you brain too focused on the idea of Nasty ramming into harshly.

"You okay love?" He asked, noticing your zoned out state.

"I need you Nasty," You leaned and whispered into his ear.

His eyes went wide before smirking down at you. He grabbed your wrist, pulling you quickly to his dressing room, the other guys from Hanoi Rocks hooted and hollered at you knowingly. You just rolled your eyes and giggled.

You eventually reached Nasty's dressing room, as soon as you entered the room, you were trapped between him and the door. He looked down at you, smirking once again. You shivered, his eyes borrowed through you. You grabbed the collar of his black-netted shirt and pulled him into you, roughly kissing his lips. His hands immediately found your ass, gripping the soft skin, kneading and pulling. He picked you up by the back of your thighs, walking you over to the couch and dropping you on it.

"You really are desperate for me huh?" He looked down at you, unbuckling his belt.

"How'd you know?" you giggled up at him.

He let out a chuckle before dropping his pants and looking at you expectingly. Your tiny hands found the waistband of his boxer shorts, you pulled them down, letting his veiny dick hit his lower stomach. It was big, so big you thought it'd hurt, but if anything it felt 100 times better. You wrapped your hand around the base, licking the pink tip before looking up at him. His hand found your cheek, his thumb running over your bottom lip. You wrapped your reddish lips around his cock, moving your head back and forth slowly.

"Faster, or you won't get anything at all." His deep Finnish accent spoke out dominantly.

You complied, your head bobbing faster and faster, his hips rocked against your face. Each time he thrusted into your mouth, your nose nudged his pubes. Your hands reached up and scratched at his hips lightly.

"Fuck Kultaseni," He groaned, his fingers twisting into your hair, pulling it somewhat roughly.

His hips faltered for just a moment before his hot seed shot into your throat, he panted, looking down at you. You swallowed every drop before leaning back.

"Lay down honey," He smiled lightly.

You layed down on the couch, forgetting that you were still wearing your tights, granted with no underwear, but no one had to know that. Nasty sat on one knee, hiking your short white dress up to your hips, his cheeks slightly pink from being so sweaty and hot. He gripped your black tights at the crotch ripping them.

"Nasse!" You whined. "Those were my last pair!"

"Shh, pupu," His hand snaked up to your mouth. "I will buy you more."

He leaned to your ear.

"Now, if I hear a single peep come out of that pretty mouth, I'm gonna stop, do you understand?" He said lowly.

You nodded, looking at him. He looked down, realizing you had no underwear on underneath your tights.

"Ah, how naughty," His fingers pulled your lips apart. "You're dripping, your that horny for me love?"

You nodded again, not wanting to make any sounds. He laughed a bit before grabbing your right leg. Nasty took your leg and hooked it over his shoulder before pushing his length into you slowly. He pulled out, before slamming back into, giving you no time to adjust to his size. Your eyes screwed shut, your hand flew to your mouth.

Nasse's hand smacked the back of your hand. "Look at me when I fuck you"

You looked up at him, your eyes rolling back into your head, before quickly looking back at him. He chuckled.

"You like that huh?" He laced his hand around your throat, choking you lightly. "You like it when I use you as my own personal toy?"

"Pl-please Nasty," You whispered, careful not to moan.

"First of all," He delivered a hard thrust to your core. "That's not my name, and what?"

"S-sorry Sir," You said. "I wanna make noise"

"Do you deserve to make noise?" He asked. "I think you should be quiet, no one gets to hear those pretty moans but me baby"

You grabbed his wrist, taking his long fingers and putting them in your mouth, you sucked on them. His eyes darkened. He sped up his thrusts, drilling into at an ungodly speed. Tears formed at the corners of your eyes, you sucked harder on his fingers. Nasty leaned down and kissed you roughly, shoving his tongue into your mouth. You panted heavily, your legs started to shake.

"Are you close?" He pulled away, and asked, still slamming into you, the black couch rocking slightly.

"Mmph," You nodded, your hands scratching down his back, more than likely leaving fingernail marks on his shoulder blades and mid back.

"Cum," He growled, the sound of skin slapping on each other filled the room. You came moaning, Nasse doing the same thing just a few short seconds later, his hot cum shooting into you, he pulled out slowly . He breathed heavily, his head on your sweaty chest.

"You made noise" He tried saying dominantly.

I laughed, "Oh well..."

THE END

[vinnybonzer]

Rough guide to exploring Phong Nha - Ke Bang National Park Vietnam

Imagine a world hidden beneath the earth, a realm of towering stalactites, shimmering underground rivers, and ancient, untouched beauty! Welcome to Phong Nha - Ke Bang National Park, a UNESCO World Heritage Site that's a true marvel of nature, and one of the most extraordinary Vietnam things to visit.

With its labyrinth of caves, lush jungles, and diverse wildlife, Phong Nha Ke Bang provides an adventure unlike any other. Whether you're a thrill-seeker, a nature lover, or simply seeking a peaceful escape, this hidden gem has something to offer everyone.

Overview

Phong Nha - Ke Bang National Park is a UNESCO World Heritage site located in central Vietnam’s Quang Binh Province. Spanning over 885,000 hectares, the park is renowned for its breathtaking karst landscapes, extensive cave systems, and rich biodiversity. As a star in many Vietnam Cambodia travel packages, this spot is a haven for adventure seekers and nature lovers, especially those interested in exploring some of the most spectacular caves in the world.

Best time to visit

The best time to visit Phong Nha Ke Bang National Park is during the dry season, which runs from November to April. During this time, the weather is cooler and drier, making it easier to explore the park's caves and trails. Additionally, the water levels in the rivers and streams are lower during the dry season, which can make it easier to access some of the more remote areas of the park.

However, the park can still be visited during the rainy season (May to October). While the weather may be more unpredictable and the trails can be muddy, the park is less crowded and the prices for accommodations and tours are typically lower. If you're flexible with your travel dates and don't mind the possibility of rain, visiting during the rainy season can be a great option.

How to get there

By air: Fly into Dong Hoi Airport (VDH), which is about 45 kilometers from Phong Nha town. There are domestic flights from Hanoi, Ho Chi Minh City, and other major Vietnamese cities. From the airport, take a taxi or shuttle bus to Phong Nha town.

By train: Dong Hoi is also accessible by train from Hanoi or Ho Chi Minh City. The train station is close to the airport, and taxis or buses can take you to Phong Nha.

By bus: Several bus companies offer services from major cities like Hanoi, Ho Chi Minh City, and Hue to Phong Nha. Overnight buses are a popular choice for travelers.

Accommodation

There are many hotels and resorts to choose from near Phong Nha Ke Bang National Park, depending on your budget and preferences. You can consider staying in Phong Nha Town for convenience and proximity to the park’s attractions. This is the main base for visitors, which offers a range of accommodations, from budget hostels to mid-range hotels and guesthouses.

For a more tranquil experience, look into options a bit further out, for example Son Trach Village. Located near the park entrance, this village has additional accommodation options and provides easy access to the park.

Things to Do in Phong Nha - Ke Bang National Park

Uncover the caves

Phong Nha - Ke Bang National Park is home to the world’s largest cave, Hang Son Doong, which offers an adventurous multi-day trek with a specialized tour operator like Oxalis Adventure. This epic journey takes you through massive chambers, underground rivers, and unique ecosystems. Due to its size and complexity, it requires advanced booking and preparation but promises an unforgettable experience.

Accessible by a scenic boat ride along the Son River, Phong Nha Cave is one of the park’s most popular attractions. This impressive cave features a vast underground river and stunning rock formations that will leave you in awe. The boat ride provides a unique perspective of the cave’s grandeur, and you can marvel at the natural beauty within.

Paradise Cave, or Thien Duong Cave, is known for its extensive and intricate stalactites and stalagmites. The cave is one of the longest dry caves in Asia. You can walk along well-maintained wooden paths illuminated with soft lighting, which enhances the cave’s ethereal atmosphere. The sheer scale and the stunning formations make it a must-visit.

Located in Halong Bay-like surroundings, Sung Sot Cave features two main chambers filled with awe-inspiring rock formations. The cave’s dramatic entrance and expansive interiors offer a mesmerizing experience. The path through the cave provides stunning views and photo opportunities.

Enjoy outdoor adventures

Phong Nha - Ke Bang National Park is a paradise for adventure enthusiasts with many thrilling activities, typically trekking. Various guided tours here will take you through lesser-known caves and rugged landscapes. Whether you’re a novice or an experienced trekker, there are options to suit different fitness levels and interests.

For an adrenaline rush, try zip-lining over the lush jungle canopy and rivers. Available in areas like the Phong Nha Botanic Garden, zip-lining offers a thrilling way to experience the park’s natural beauty from above.

You can also explore the tranquil rivers and waterways of the park by kayak. This serene activity allows you to appreciate the surrounding landscapes and wildlife while enjoying a peaceful paddling experience.

Discover natural attractions

One of the most striking destinations here is Phong Nha Botanic Garden, which is an excellent place for nature lovers. It features well-maintained trails through diverse flora and fauna. Bird watching and nature walks are popular activities here, providing an opportunity to connect with the park’s natural environment.

Another stunning natural spot to unveil in Phong Nha - Ke Bang National Park is Hang En Cave, the third-largest cave in the world. Hang En Cave is accessible via a multi-day trek. It’s part of the Son Doong adventure, but can also be explored on its own. The cave’s vast interior and picturesque setting make it a fascinating destination.

Visit local villages

Exploring local villages around Phong Nha-Kẻ Bàng National Park offers a unique opportunity to experience traditional Vietnamese culture and lifestyle. These villages provide insight into the daily lives of the local communities, including ethnic minorities who have lived in the area for generations. Some villages you can visit here are Phong Nha Village, Son Trach, Village, Hieu Village, Cha Lo Village, Ann Phu Village and Ngoc Linh Village.

Additional tips

Some attractions, especially Hang Son Doong, require advance booking and permits. Ensure you book tours and permits well in advance to secure your spot and avoid any last-minute issues.

Wear comfortable clothing and sturdy footwear suitable for walking and exploring caves. Bring a flashlight or headlamp for cave tours, although some tours provide these. Also, pack light rain gear and stay hydrated.

Last but not least, be prepared for varying weather conditions. The dry season (March to August) is ideal for exploring, while the rainy season (September to February) can bring heavy rainfall and potential flooding. Check weather forecasts and plan accordingly.

[samiwife]

Stuck Together ੈ✩‧₊˚ (Razzle x Reader)

A/N: Heyyyy! I'm going to run out of ideas soon so if you have any request or story themes you wanna see then please send them in! Hope you enjoy today's fanfic! <3

𓆩♡𓆪= Smut

ੈ✩‧₊˚= Fluff

⋆ ★= Angst

Razzle and you never got along. He was your friend, yes but you guys always butted heads. It didn't matter what it was, but somehow you guys fought. For example, when you and him were driving you guys fought over better directions. Everyone else was always the one who had to separate the two of you. You didn't know why you fought with Razzle so much, maybe it was because you were always serious in everything you did and Razzle never took anything seriously. He was always the one who pranked you or just made jokes that you thought weren't needed. This all changed when one of your friends "Micheal" invited you and the rest of the guys to a vacation to LA. You were of course excited. You get to finally relax from work and stress and hang out with your friends. However, there was a problem.

It was Razzle. He was of course coming too. Because his friends were your friends too. You didn't let it get to you, you just packed your things and called Micheal to pick you up from your apartment. In a few minutes, Micheal was there with his car and the guys. You loaded your stuff in the back of the back of the car and opened the car door to sit down. But you noticed there was only one open seat. It was next to Razzle. You sighed and rolled your eyes, the guys laughed and you sat next to Razzle. The guys knew you and Razzle didn't get along so they of course purposely organized the seating arrangement. "What's wrong Y/N, not too happy to see me?" Razzle jokingly said. "Yes Razzle, I'm not happy. During this road trip try not to make me pissed okay?" You said in a serious tone.

Razzle pouted and shook his head. For the first few hours of the road trip, it was silent and tame. Until you fell asleep. You rested your head on the window and closed your eyes. But you were quickly woken up by someone poking you. You knew exactly who it was. "Razzle! Quit it, I'm trying to sleep." You said annoyed, you swatted his hand away and fell back asleep. "What? That wasn't me! How could you accuse me of such a crime!?" Razzle said with his hand on his chest acting hurt. You opened your eyes,

"Razzle you're the only one sitting next to me, also it couldn't be Sami or Nasty since they're asleep. And it can't be Andy since he can't reach me from back here. So quit it!" You said slightly raising your voice. You laid your head back on the window and fell back to sleep. After a few hours of sleeping, you woke up and was feeling hungry. You bought some snacks for yourself but you put them in the front with Andy. "Hey Andy, could you hand me the bag of gummy worms I brought?" You said lazily. "Of course, Y/N," Andy said shuffling through the bag of snacks. Andy took a good minute to look but nothing.

"Hmm, uh Y/N? You said gummy worms right?" Andy questioned while looking back. "Yeah, you can't find them?" You said while looking over. Andy shook his head. "Hmm that's weird, I left the bag in the back for a minute while you were sleeping," Andy explained. You raised your eyebrows in confusion. You just grabbed a bag of chips you brought and ate that. While eating the chips, Razzle woke up from his nap and yawned. While he stretched and yawned you noticed something in his hair. "Is that a gummy worm in your hair?" You blurted out while pointing at Razzle's head. Razzle brushed his hair with his fingers to fish out the gummy worm.

"This? Oh yeah, it is. Must've accidentally got in there while I was eating them." Razzle said while holding the worm in his hands. That confirmed what happened to your candy. You angrily stared at Razzle. "You idiot, you ate my candy without telling me?" You sternly said. Razzle giggled and patted your back. "They were good jelly worms Y/N, sad you missed out on them," Razzle said with a smug look on his face. You punched the side of Razzle's arm as a response. Razzle laughed and held his arm. It didn't hurt him since you were weak. You continued to eat your chips. After eating, you read for the rest of the road trip.

"Alright, lads and lady. We're finally here at the rental place where we'll be staying. I already placed orders in what rooms you'll be staying in. It'll be on the doors." Micheal explained while unloading the car and handing everyone their bags. You nodded and walked inside the house. You walked up the stairs and looked for your name on the bedroom doors. Finally you found it, you saw your name wasn't the only one on the door. Underneath your name was Razzle's. You and Razzle were sharing a room. You walked into the room to check for at least 2 separate beds. Nope, one singular bed intended to be shared. You became angry and quickly ran downstairs.

"What the fuck, Micheal. You made me and Razzle share a room? You know I hate him!" You said ranting. Micheal laughed and so did the rest of the guys except Razzle. He seemed shocked that you said you hated him. In fact, he seemed upset. "Well, I'm sorry Y/N. None of us is willing to swap rooms so I guess you'll have to share a room with Razzle." Micheal chuckled. You sighed and rolled your eyes. You didn't care anymore, you just walked upstairs. "Wait, Y/N!" Micheal called from downstairs. You looked back to see what he wanted.

"Remember, we're going out to dinner so be ready at 6:00," Micheal said with a wink. You nodded and continued to walk up the stairs. You lay on the bed as you stared at the ceiling thinking how tonight is going to be a nightmare. You hated Razzle and you knew he was going to pull some sort of stunt to make you mad. Eventually, 6:00 came around and you got ready. You are dressed in a nice red dress with heels. You were almost done but you just needed to put on makeup. You rummaged through your makeup bag for your eyeliner but you didn't find it. You looked around the bathroom and still nothing. You walked to the downstairs bathroom and opened the door.

In the bathroom was Razzle holding your eyeliner. "Razzle! What are you doing with my eyeliner?" You asked angrily. "Sorry Y/N, I needed some but mine ran out so decided to borrow yours," Razzle said smiling while handing you your eyeliner back. You rolled your eyes and pushed him out of the bathroom. You sighed and put on the eyeliner. After getting ready, you were finally ready for dinner. Everyone got loaded in the car and Micheal drove everyone to the restaurant that he had a reservation for. When everyone got there, everyone was seated immediately.

Everyone looked at menus and ordered drinks. Of course, everyone ordered beers including you. You usually never drank but tonight you needed it to stay chill. However, you over-ordered the amount of alcohol and ended up drinking more than you wanted. You were full-on drunk, and the boys noticed. "Uh, Y/N, how about you stop? You're getting too drunk." Sami said concernly. "Mind your business limp dick, I can do whatever I want!" You said drunkily. Everyone laughed except Sami who looked shocked. You were never like this, you were always kind and calm. But alcohol made you wild and free.

"Okay, we're taking you home, you had enough." Nasty said while holding you up and walking you to the car. You sat in the car half awake and half asleep. You were so tired, that you leaned your head on Razzle's shoulder. You didn't even notice it was Razzle. Razzle blushed and smiled. When arriving at the house, Razzle helped carry you to the room you two were sharing. One of the guys said out loud to Razzle, "Please take care of her Razzle, make sure she doesn't choke on her vomit. Also, get her some water too." Razzle shook his head and continued to carry you upstairs.

He opened the bedroom door and placed you on your side on the bed. He took off his jacket and went to the bathroom to grab a glass of water for you. Razzle walked out with a glass of water and puts it on the stand next to you. You sit up and take a sip of water. Razzle sighs and looks down. "Y/N, why do you hate me so much? I'm just trying to be your friend and poke fun at you." Razzle explains while looking at you. The words echoed through your head, maybe you were being too harsh on him. Razzle did make you mad but it was all in good fun. Your heart felt heavy, you felt bad for treating him so terribly. You being still drunk, looked down and went silent for a second. "Razzle, maybe hate is a strong word. I just think you never understand me." You explain while lying back on the bed. "Then why do we fight so much? You must hate me if we fight this much." Razzle said while getting up and sitting next to you. You sigh again and sit up to face Razzle.

"Razzle, friends fight sometimes and maybe that's how we're friends. I never said you weren't my friend. You're one of my best friends." You said while holding his hand tightly. Razzle blushes and looks down. You cup his face with your hands and pull him closer. Razzle blushed and looked straight into your eyes. You smiled, you never noticed how beautiful he was. The moment was right and you took the opportunity. You kissed Razzle on the lips. Razzle was surprised at first but then accepted it and kissed back. You wrapped your arms around Razzle's neck and kissed deeper. Razzle wrapped his arms around your waist. You pulled away and stroked his face.

"I thought you hated me?" Razzle jokingly said. You rolled your eyes. "For the last time, I don't hate you. I just get annoyed by you." You said while lying by Razzle's side. Razzle laughs and helps you take off your heels. "Thank you Razzle, those were killing me." You said while lying back. Razzle smiles and lays back as well. You then got up and took off the dress you were wearing. You didn't show Razzle your breasts but he still saw your bare back. Razzle blushed and covered his groin with a pillow. You quickly put on a band tee and shorts and lay next to Razzle. You noticed him covering himself.

You smiled and laughed. "Wow, I didn't know you liked me that much." You said teasingly. Razzle looked down embarrassed, you lifted his chin and kissed him. "Don't be embarrassed, I think it's cute of you." You said running your fingers through Razzle's hair. Razzle smiled. "So does that mean you can help me?" Razzle said removing the pillow. You blushed and leaned in closer. "Of course sweetheart." You said whispering in Razzle's ear. Razzle blushed and wrapped his arms around your waist pulling you closer. Causing you to giggle and chuckle.

[grazi-your-rockette-queen]

hey I’m a big fan of Hanoi Rocks rn too. Do you have any headcannons for Razzle??

why ofc 😌 i’m not entirely sure if you meant for dating him or just in general so…. kinda a mix of that ig

but anyways. silly drummers. gotta love em.

-so i love that he was like super into hardcore punk, i get good vibes knowing that fs

-he would probably pressure you into going to some random shady bar to see some band you’ve never heard of in your life

-but seriously i feel like dancing around with him to that music (especially if you match his adoration for it) would be the sweetest thing

-he’d pick out designated songs for you and him too 🤭

-he would absolutely try to teach you how to drum

-and he would make you sit on his lap and hold your hands with sticks in them

-ykw else? you’d wanna wear his clothes all the time cuz he was a fashion icon fr

-michael was gorg no matter what he was wearing but razzle’s style was so authentic and distinct

-imagine wearing one of his striped jackets and it being huge on you with the sleeves fully covering your hands

-he’d think it’s super cute (and probably get turned on too)

-he’s caring but as we know, he was a wild child, so he has high energy particularity when he’s around a crowd or whatever

-but that doesn’t mean he wouldn’t check in with you and make sure you’re doing alright if you go out with him or you’re at a show

-i feel like he likes to give hugs and also gives the best hugs ever. like every single time you see him? bear hug!

-every time you say goodbye? bear hug and a kiss on the nose.

[vietnamnorthtosouth]

Bach Ma Temple, Hanoi

February 13, 2024

Bach Ma, a Folk religion Temple is one of the four guardian temples of Thang Long (present day Hanoi).

The temple, constructed in the 9th century, is dedicated to Long Do, a Folk religion deity. Legend has it that Long Do overpowered witchcraft the Chinese are purported to have used during their rule to subjugate the Vietnamese.

According to lore, this deity appeared in the dreams of Emperor Ly Thai To informing him to relocate his capital to a location guided by a white horse. The horse tracks led the Emperor to Thang Long (present day Hanoi), where he built his new Capital. 

To commemorate the deity’s support, the emperor moved the Long Do temple to the current location to be a guardian of the East and changed the name of the temple to Bach Ma (White Horse in Vietnamese).

Ly Thai To, the founding emperor of Ly dynasty (1009–1225) and the third emperor of Vietnam, post-independence from the Chinese in 939, unified the country under a centralized administration.  The country then was known as Dai Viet, the then-name of Vietnamese Kingdom confined to the northern parts along the Red River. 

Emperor Ly Thai Lo, to guard his city against malevolent spirits, built a guardian temple, at each of the four cardinal points surrounding the city.  Bach Ma Temple is intended to guard against the malevolent spirits invading from the east.

It was very common in many S.E. Asian countries for the kings and emperors to build at each of the four cardinal points surrounding the city a temple, considered sacred, to honor spirits and deities who would guard his city and its inhabitants against malevolent spirits.

The shrine of the white horse that led the emperor to where to locate the guardian temple. During the Tet week celebrations, the locals visit the Bach Ma temple to pray and pay homage to the white horse.

So, what is Folk Religion?

Since ancient times Folk religions (or indigenous religions), associated with a particular group of people, ethnicity or tribe, have consisted of belief in fertility, worship of nature and spirits, and worship of man. Examples of folk religions include African traditional religions, Chinese folk religions, Native American religions and Australian aboriginal religions.

Folk religions often have no formal creeds or sacred texts.  Gods (or Deities), sometimes numerous, if they do exist, can be ancient national heroes; imagined persons told in tales; spirits, often residing in nature (rivers, mountains, rocks); or even kind-hearted people.  Often shamans act as an intermediary between a person seeking benevolence and the deities.  Some of Folk religions' places of worship (houses of worship if at all they exist, or shrines at home) may also contain icons of other later-day religions.

[izzystradlinswife]

Could you do a Razzle fic?

I’m not sure if you write for him since I saw a poll where you asked us if we’d like you to write for Hanoi Rocks. If you would be alright with it, I’ve got a idea for a Razzle imagine.

Razzle happens to be a complete hopeless romantic and he lays eyes on the reader when they had been working at this diner that the rest of the band goes to often after their shows. (The band was just getting started) He wants to ask the reader out but can’t find the right words, it doesn’t help that his band mates tease him about his little crush. Even at one point one of his band mate threatened that he would ask the reader out of Razzle didn’t. This pushes Razzle to ask them out.

Should be up today! Super excited to finished it up :)