#hannuela

[real-fire-emblem-takes]

to this day, the most accurate dialogue i have ever seen written for Hanneman in a fanfiction is in a smut oneshot where he impregnates Manuela for crest research reasons and i have never gotten over it. It's a case of "he would not fucking do that, but if for some reason he did, this is EXACTLY how he would sound doing it"

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I think one of the reasons I love Manuela x Hanneman so much is the end of their paralogue after they make up, they just go have a drink together and leave Byleth there, no invitation, one track mind 😂

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Manuela 6 years before the game when she came to Garreg Mach:

Hanneman: Ah, the new professor! I went to see your opera a few times when I lived in the capitol. Hello, I'm Hanneman. I study crests! I'm sure we'll get along! How old are you?

Manuela, who is 42 and is famous for her 25 year career as a headlining diva and uses healing magic on her face every day mostly because of hangovers but still: Oh, you should never ask a woman her age it's rude! But well I'm. 30? Never mind! It's a secret!

Hanneman who has been around Seteth and Rhea for like a decade and a half already and forgotten the concept of time: Ok.

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Hanneman: Oh no, dear! I just got a letter saying young Lysithea von Ordelia has passed away 😭

Manuela: I thought you were both researching a cure! How could this happen?

Hanneman: Well you see, I've just been so busy wedding planning. You make all the florists cry so-

Manuela: WEDDING PLANNING?!

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The fire emblem fandom as a concept has really failed because we haven't yet collectively decided that Hanneman x Manuela is Hannuela

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that bi man/bi woman post is loronie, hildspar, hannuela, and ashetra in that order