#hank x astrid x trishna

[auggie-says-hi]

lovebugbite moodboard (Hank x Trishna x Astrid)

requested by @astrid-rosenberg

[cr0wqui11]

Astrid: Ha, gay

Ocean: Astrid! You can’t call things gay anymore! It’s homophobic!

Astrid: Homophobic? No, I hate everyone equally

[misconceivedcapricorn]

[d3m0cracyr0cks]

 Ladies and gentlemen and everyone else, I give you the Saint Cassian Chamber Choir of Uranium City, Saskatchewan: 

🐬 Ocean O'Connell Rosenburg, The Most Successful Girl in Town

🥀 Noel Gruber, The Most Romantic Boy in Town

💵 Mischa Bachinski, The Angriest Boy in Town

☄️ Ricky Potts, The Most Imaginative Boy in Town

🐑 Penny Lamb, The Most  Forgettable Girl in Town

🧁 Constance Blackwood, The Nicest Girl in Town

🐌 Trishna ____,  The Most Curious Girl in Town

🧨 Astrid Rosenburg, Wittiest Kid in Town

🔫 Corey Ross, the Toughest boy in Town

💗 Hank ____, The Sweetest Boy in Town

And finally,

🧸 Ezra Lamb, The Most Forgettable Boy in Town

And from the limbo, 

🐀 Virgil the Rat

🌘 Karnak

//Admin here! just wanted to put more stuff down here!//

Ships:

☄️SpaceDolls🐑 (Penny Lamb/ Ricky Potts)

💗SweetBite🧨 (Hank/Astrid Rosenburg)

💵PassionRoses🥀 (Mischa Bachinski/Noel Gruber)

🔫LightingBugs🐌 (Corey x Trishna)

Pronouns (And more)

🐬 Ocean O'Connell Rosenburg: She/Her, Aro/Ace

🥀 Noel Gruber: He/They, Gay

💵 Mischa Bachinski: He/Him, Bisexual

☄️ Ricky Potts: Any pronouns, Pansexual (Birman cat therian, idk)

🐑 Penny Lamb: She/They, Bisexual

🧁 Constance Blackwood: She/Her, Pansexual

🐌 Trishna ____: They/Them, Omnisexual

🧨 Astrid Rosenburg: She/Her, Hetrosexual

💗 Hank ____: He/Him, Asesexual

🔫 Corey Ross: He/Him, Ceterosexual (Attaction to non-binary folk!)

🧸 Ezra Lamb: He/They, Demisexual

//Yippee! Anyways, if you have anything to say to me, not the choir, message me here at Ashers-Home//

//Ricky uses a ACC app on his phone, so when he talks {It will look like this!}//

[sydneyofalltrades]

y’know how everyone in the fandom has names for the characters for ship names?

penny’s is “sheep,”/jane’s is “doll”

constance is “sugar/black,”

ricky is “starry/space,”

mischa is often “rap/passion,”

noel is “french/fruit/roses/poet.”

talia is “bride”

corey is also “rap,” but he’s a cut character sooo…

trishna’s is “bug”

hank’s is “love,”

astrid’s is “bite,”

ocean only has one. “perfect.”

except for the ocean x mischa ship, “topcomment.”

so why can’t we have “perfect/top/best” for ocean too?? it would be awesome for her to have more than one!

[lillazyboithings]

thoughts on different rtc ships?

I'll start listing off all the RTC ships I can recall, by that, I mean EVERYTHING

Nischa (Noel x Mischa): OTP, my beloveds, you can literally see how much I love them just by scrolling through the nischa tag on my blog

Spacedolls (Ricky x Jane/Penny): they're okay, they vibe together, I like it, they're like little skrunklies that I put in a cage and feed cookies to

BlackRose (Constance x Ocean): I'm sorry but no, just no, no thank you, not even my cup of tea but I will respect if you ship it anon, whoever you are

Perfectdolls (Jane/Penny x Ocean): also okay with it, pretty cool! They're like character foils of eachother

Mischalia (Mischa x Talia): also cool, there's also an understandable canonical basis for it the same way nischa has, also literally has a song so fbsnvdnsvenw

Sugardolls/sugarsheep (Constance x Jane/Penny): love it, they're my beloveds, pry it off my cold dead hands you cretins /j

Sugarspace (Ricky x Constance): absolute cuteness overload, they're like a domestic couple, I love it

Spacerap (Ricky x Mischa): not my cup of tea but I can see the appeal, they're cute actually, they're homies, they definitely hang out together

Starrypoet/HornyBoys (Ricky x Noel): also not my cup of tea, but I really like the dynamic that they have, like they both use their imaginations to be someone else, there's potential, also hella gay /pos ( laughing my ass off because horny boys is a funny ship name, congrats on the bonus points for this)

Topcomment (Mischa x Ocean): pretty cool ship despite not me seeing much content for it, it's like good girl x bad boy, I'm sure there's people out there who really love it but for me? No, I don't like it. It's cool but just no.

SoundCloud/Candyrapper (Constance x Mischa): also pretty cute but I see them more as siblings than a couple

Rosenpotts/gingerspace/perfectspace (Ocean x Ricky)(idfk what you guys are called AUGH): also kinda no on this one, but I will respect your opinion if you want to ship it. They're more friendly that coupley in my eyes

Perfect angel (Ocean x Tammy): I do not see potential for it, ocean and Tammy definitely have a frenemies dynamic because of their belief systems

Perfect bride (Ocean x Talia): how??? Ocean is literally the one to say that Talia is fake, I mean, I will respect your opinion but just know I will stare at you like I will be studying you as part of my research project next year.

Perfect love (ocean x hank): no, hank is already dating her cousin in some canonical iterations

Perfect rap (ocean x corey): pretty hilarious, same comments as topcomment but more to the left, also to whoever wrote that one fanfic I saw for them on ao3, shout out to you

Perfect bugs (ocean x trishna): I don't see potential, sorry. They're just not the right people the other would date

Frenchrap/Norey (noel x corey): I love them, they're the kind of couple to be MESSY. THE DRAMA. Comedic fr fr (helps that this is technically a predecessor to nischa)

Tragic Love (noel x hank): I don't think these two would go well together tbh since there's not much in common (lack of hank content)

Rap Dolls (Mischa x Jane/Penny): I kinda also don't see potential with this, they're more like chaotic siblings in my eyes tbh but if you ship them, good on you

Rap Angel/Angel Accent (Mischa x Tammy): guys, what??? To the 0.01% who ship this, I need to know who you are, scratch that, come here I need to study you under a microscope

Love Rap (Hank x Mischa): I'm praying for you and your one way trip to rarepair hell because oh boy, I'm so sorry for you and its lack of content (for everything hank is involved in, in general)

Rap Battle (Mischa x corey): the ride or die duo, these dudes will literally get each other arrested, and would release shitty rap together

Rap Bite (Mischa x Astrid): What??? Huh??? I am questioning your life choices to whoever ships this (not in a judgemental way, more like I'm genuinely curious what's going on inside that head of yours) anyways rarepair hell to you

Rap Bug (Mischa x trishna): same thing as LoveRap, there's also kinda no dynamics to base these two off so I can't really see anything for it

Angel Cats (Tammy x Ricky): okay, cute, I will respect that but there's also kinda something conflicting between Tammy's Religious beliefs and Ricky being SABM

Space Bride (Ricky x Talia): ???????? Huh ??????? Okay, questionable, maybe online relationship? Rarepair hell either way, I'm sorry

Space Love (Ricky x hank): okay, understandable, nothing much to say about them tbh

Space Battle (Corey x Ricky): really? Horny boys part 2? /J. Okay but in all honesty, I feel like it wouldn't mingle well together unless you want it to have the same dynamic as SpaceRap

Cat Bite (Ricky x Astrid): maybe?? No??? I can't see potential, down to the rarepair hell for you

CD player (penny x Tammy): you guys really went ham on these two when y'all read the Legoland script, I like it lmfao

Love Dolls (Hank x Jane/Penny): rarepair hell to you

Battle Dolls (Corey x Jane/Penny): and you

Doll Bite (Astrid x Jane/penny): and also you

Bug Dolls (trishna x Jane/penny): okay I can see potential, girlies are just curious of the nature around them, just one is curious about bugs while the other is curious about life itself and why she's there-

Bride Dolls (Talia x Jane/penny): rarepair hell to you as well

Sugar Angel (Constance x Tammy): Sweet (pun intended), also very domestic in my opinion

Sugar Battle (Constance x corey): rarepair hell to you, also I don't think constance would love being in a long term relationship with this sleazebag rapper

Sugar Love (Constance x hank): Cute, but also rarepair hell to you

Sugar Bite (Astrid x Constance): rarepair hell, also if we're basing off fanon + canon depictions, I don't think they'd be a good match with each other

Sugar Bugs (Constance x trishna): domestic, fluff potential, adorable, no judgement on my part

Digital Cafe (Constance x Talia): shout out to zolarianstarman for unintentionally making me see how cute this ship is

Love Angel (Hank x Tammy): I think I can see potential with the boy next door x religious girl type, not the best pairing though but oh well

Love Battle (Hank x corey): it kinda like a vague predecessor to spacerap if you think of the timeline as to how the characters got to where they are. But I feel like they'd be more on homies than dating

Love Bite (Hank x Astrid): canonically engaged, beautiful (cut) song, I love them

Love Bride (Hank x Talia): rarepair hell. No exceptions

Angel Battle (Corey x Tammy): dayum, the "I can fix him" couple but it's a shitty YouTube rapper and the very religious Catholic girl

Battle Bite (Astrid x corey): the only way Astrid is gonna even touch Corey is kicking his balls and punching him, I rest my case, they're siblings, your honor

Battle bugs (Corey x Trishna): I can't see the potential, I'm sorry, rarepair hell to you

Battle Bride (Corey x Talia): also rarepair hell, I literally cannot see anything for this

Angel Bite (Tammy x Astrid): so the pink soft girlie x "I bit my cousin with no regrets" girl, got it

Bug Bite (Astrid x trishna): cute, I can see potential, a girlie interested in bugs and her vaguely European girlfriend who would love to listen to her talking about bugs

Bride Bite (Talia x Astrid): rarepair hell button has been pressed, no more other comments

Bug Angel (trishna x Tammy): I feel like this would work out I think? This is kinda normal tbh

Bug Bride (trishna x Talia): rarepair hell to you, I'm sorry but it's true

Angel Bride (Tammy x Talia): ah yes, we're shipping the two girlies who have not made any canonical appearances in their respective musicals besides mentions from the established characters there

Electricity (Karnak x Virgil): guys, why are we shipping the rat and the fortune teller? Funny, but I question us as a fandom sometimes LMFAO

Polychoir (basically all 6 of the main characters): cute, but noel stays platonic with the girlies, okay?

PerfectSugarDolls (ocean x Constance x Jane/penny): girlies squad assemble be like

SpaceRapDolls (Ricky x Mischa x Jane/penny): chaos trio, no more comments, your honor

SugarSpaceRap (Constance x Ricky x Mischa): I mean...sure??? Okay? You do you pooks

Nischalia (noel x Mischa x Talia): I like it, Noel and Talia would definitely be best friends, and do rock paper scissors on who keeps Mischa for the weekend (loser keeps him/j), also Mischa has two hands, of course this is possible

PerfectEggDolls (ocean x Mischa x Jane/penny): I'm sorry but are we seriously gonna let Ocean practically date(babysit) two of the most chaotic beings in that choir?

TragicSpaceRap/Escapism trio (Ricky x Noel x Mischa): they need to get out of uranium together tbh, I don't make the rules, get them outta there

PerfectSugarSpace (ocean x Constance x Ricky): okay, understandable? Maybe? I respect your opinion tho

PerfectSugarAccent (ocean x Constance x Mischa): respectfully, I can't see potential, I'm sorry *presses rarepair hell button*

Stargirls (Ricky x Jane/penny x Constance x Tammy): the ship name sounds like they're all in a band together omg, but yeah, it's cute in my eyes, whoever ships this, you guys are chill

PassionFrenchRap (Corey x Noel x Mischa): LMFAO noel and his two rapper boyfriends, bro literally got duplicates of the same boyfriend

FrenchPassionSlutCats (Corey x Noel x Mischa x Ricky): hectic. That's all I'm gonna say, they're all hectic and gay together, good on them

LuckySugarStars (Jane/penny x Constance x Ricky): aweee they're so adorable together guys, I can't, help me, dhsnshsnhwje

LoveBugBite (Astrid x trishna x hank): yes, cute, adorable fr fr (Winona if you're reading this, you have definitely influenced me)

Special mention:

Mookie (Mischa x Cookie): perfection, 10/10, I refuse criticism, the highschool version of the script definitely influenced this.

Noel x Any girl: fuck you (in a negative way), he's canonically gay and if I see you ship him like that outside of platonic ones, I'm sending you GAY to hell.

Tags: @joeseventies (credits to them for the master list doc of all the ship names), and @witchstormm because you asked me to, have fun reading

I'm so sorry anon if this took so long to answer but here you go

[ask-st-ccchoir]

Lets change it up a bit.

🌊what?

System Reset In

5

4

3

2

1.

🌊hi! We're the saint cau-

🌹your voice is irritating, let someone else speak.

🌊shut up!

🌹you shut up you-

Meet, Ocean O'Connell Rosenberg🌊

🌊hey!!

🌹gee..

🌊HA HOWS IT FEEL TO BE INTERRUPTED

🍬guys can you relax?

Meet Constance Blackwood🍬!

🍬oh! Uh, hi!!

🌹fine we'll relax if SHE shut up.

🌊well you started! You should zip your mouth once and a wh-

Meet Noel Gruber🌹

🌹Bonjour!

🌊-ile..

🌹HAH

Meet Jane doe..🐑

🐑hi!!!

💵FINALLY WI-FI.. SHIT I CANT TEXT TALIA.

sigh.. Meet Mischa Bachinski!💵

💵yo.

🌌that sucks...

And finally, Meet Richard "Ricky" Potts.🌌

🌌sup!

And i am the amazing karnak. This rat over here is Virgil.

🐭squeak! i can speak!

🏹ehem,,

Ah, yes.

Meet, Astrid Rosenberg.🏹

🏹hey!

🌊get away from me

🏹nuh uh

🔥gingers are hella annoying.

Meet, Cory Ross.🔥

🔥wsg

🏹what the hell did you say?

🔥nothing, jeez.

💘chill babe.

Meet, Hank ____💘

💘hello!

🏹okayy..

🐞you got a fly on you

🏹AH

And last but not least, Trishna ____🐞

🐞hii!

Have fun children, and don't

Forget to ride the cyclone.

//Admin/Jay here!! Hi! Hello! New start for this blog, i appreciate the support you guys gave throughout april and i hope you'll like this new beginning of it. But lets not make this long><//

Ships:

💵PassionFruit🌹

🌊PerfectDolls🐑

💘LoveBite🏹

Ship teases(teases but will not be end game):

Corey x Noel

Mischa x Ricky(sorry guys😞)

[perfectdolls]

a list of every single ride the cyclone (+ legoland) ship name, categorized by which ships they belong to. names with an exclamation point are the names primarily used

ocean x mischa:

oscha!

topcomment

perfectrap

perfectaccent

ocean x ricky:

rosenpotts!

spacehero

gingerspace

perfectspace

ocean x jane doe/penny:

perfectdoll(s)!

gingerlamb

perfectlamb

perfectsheep

gingershee

seadoll(s)

gingerdoll(s)

ocean x constance:

blackrose!

perfectsugar

ocean x tammy:

perfectangel

ocean x talia:

perfectbride!

ocean x hank:

perfectlove!

ocean x corey:

perfectbattle!

perfectrap

ocean x trishna:

perfectbug(s)!

noel x mischa:

nischa!

passionfruits

christmasbees

hip hop hookers

fucked up egg

rosephone

diamondphone

tragicpassion

frenchaccent

crunchrapsupreme

bad romance

tragicrap

frenchrap

noel x ricky:

starrypoet(s)!

tragicspace

frenchspace

horny boys

noel x hank:

tragiclove!

noel x corey:

frenchrap!

norey

tragicbattle

frenchbattle

mischa x ricky:

spacerap!

spaceaccent

mischa x jane doe/penny:

eggdoll(s)!

dollaccent

accentdoll(s)

mischajane (for them as queerplatonic partners, i believe)

rapdoll(s)

mischa x constance:

dollrap

nestingdolls

janischa

candy rapper!

sugaraccent

sugar rap

soundcloud

mischa x tammy:

rapangel!

angelrap

angelaccent

accentangel

mischa x talia:

mischalia!

talischa

passionflower

rapbride

accentbride

brideaccent

briderap

mischa x hank:

loverap!

loveaccent

accentlove

raplove

mischa x corey:

rapbattle!

accentbattle

accentrap

rapaccent

mischa x astrid:

rapbite!

biterap

biteaccent

accentbite

mischa x trishna:

rapbug!

bugrap

bugaccent

accentbug

ricky x jane doe/penny:

spacedoll(s)!

ricky x constance:

sugarspace!

spacecloud

sugarcat(s)

ricky x tammy:

spaceangel!

angelcat(s)

ricky x talia:

spacebride!

catbride

bridespace

bridecat(s)

ricky x hank:

lovespace!

spacelove

lovecat(s)

catlove

ricky x corey:

spacebattle!

battlespace

battlecat(s)

catbattle

ricky x astrid:

catbite!

spacebite

bitecat(s)

bitespace

jane doe/penny x constance:

sugardolls!

sugarsheep

jane doe/penny x tammy:

cdplayer!

angeldoll(s)

jane doe/penny x hank:

lovedoll(s)!

jane doe/penny x corey:

battledoll(s)!

jane doe/penny x astrid:

dollbite!

bitedoll(s)

jane doe/penny x trishna:

bugdoll(s)!

jane doe/penny x talia:

bridedoll(s)!

constance x tammy:

sugarangel!

angelcloud

constance x corey:

sugarbattle!

cloudbattle

battlecloud

constance x hank:

lovesugar!

lovecloud

sugarlove

cloudlove

constance x astrid:

sugarbite!

bitesugar

bitecloud

cloudbite

constance x trishna:

sugarbug(s)!

bugcloud

constance x talia:

digitalcafe!

sugarbride(s)

hank x tammy:

loveangel!

hank x corey:

lovebattle!

hank x astrid:

lovebite!

hank x trishna:

lovebug(s)!

hank x talia:

lovebride

corey x tammy:

angelbattle!

corey x astrid:

battlebite!

corey x trishna:

battlebug(s)!

bugbattle

corey x talia:

battlebride!

bridebattle

astrid x tammy:

biteangel!

angelbite

astrid x trishna:

bugbite!

astrid x talia:

bitebride!

trishna x tammy:

bugangel!

trishna x talia:

bugbride!

talia x tammy:

angelbride(s)!

if i missed any, please let me know so i can add it!! poly ships will be in the reblogs

[thepennylamb]

🎢🌀 *INTRO POST!* 🇺🇦🐑

Hi! My name is Vanya! I’m very new to tumblr like very very new (I’ve only had it a few days)

This account is sort of like a shitpost account for my tiktok! But here are some things about me

🎀 Interest: Ride the Cyclone, is currently my biggest hyper fixation, I’ve been in the fandom since March. I also like FNAF, TADC, Animaniacs, Franbow, and Sally Face! (Please note I am currently NOT in these fandoms)

⭐️ME:

I use she/her/he/they pronouns (I prefer female pronouns)

I’m a minor :(

❤️Ships:

I am NOT a multi-shiper. So here are my favorite ships!

- Eggdolls (Jane Doe/ Penny Lamb x Mischa Bachinski rtc)(romantic)

- Sugarspace (Constance Blackwood x Ricky Potts rtc) (romantic)

- perfectNerd (Ocean Rosenberg x Trishna rtc) (romantic)

- Corey x Noel rtc (Romantic)

- Astrid x Hank rtc (romantic)

💔Ships I HATE:

- Nischa (Noel gruber x Mischa Bachinski rtc)

- Spacedolls (Ricky Potts x Jane doe / penny lamb rtc)

Any other ship I can tolerate.

I am an artist! I post my work on my YouTube and tiktok. This account I'll use for doodles, sketches, and other smaller stuff!

I am! @greeneyed_luckylamb on tiktok!

[bigstupid69]

Screw it opinion on every ship!1!!1!

AUHG OKAY??? I'M JUST KEEPING THIS SIMPLE

Love:

Perfectdolls

Mischalia

Nischa

Starrypoet

Spacerap

Sugarspace

CDplayer

Like:

Sugarsheep

Norey (Noel x Corey)

Bridebite (Astrid x Talia)

Lovebattle (Corey x Hank)

Lovebite (Hank x Astrid)

Lovebugs (Hank x Trishna)

Candyrapper (Mischa x Constance)

Bugbite (Astrid x Trishna)

Neutral

Pretty much any ship that's not listed here

Dislike

Oscha

RosenPotts

Blackrose

Spacedolls sorry

[keira9514]

Inner voice studios mini dragon. Trust me,it's awesome.

Mischa.

Im gonna be honest,I love them all. But probably trishna idk.

Talia/Its not a game it's just a ride

What the world needs,it's too boring to me.

1. Uranium Suite. 2. Waiting for the drop. 3. Fall fair suite

Mentaly insane.

Astrid/Hank

Karnak is kinda a good character,I don't get why people like Virgil so much tho.

Nischa,And Ocean x Ricky.

SpaceDolls.

uhh idk,Gus halper ig?

Chat I'm skipping.

chat I'm skipping.

chat I'm skipping.

chat I'm skipping.

skip.

Mischa has an iron deficiency and has nausea feelings sometimes and needs to take medicine for it (What no I'm not imagining mischa as legit me)

What if...Ezra lamb..IS TALIA /j It's probably that the reason Ezra didn't identify Jane isn't because he was insane,But maybe penny lamb and penny from RTC are different?

don't read fics.

bad memory.

3!!! I love them,So there's Keira (...It's for oc x cannon with mischa I'm sorry) she's described as the most annoying girl in town. Kacie (Loud very,LOUD) Shes described as the most confident girl in town. Michael (Prolly best friends with Ricky or Noel? Idk) He's described as the most artistic boy in town.

..Oops,Same as Keira. The most annoying girl in town. And uhh for catchphrase probably 'Excuse me-'

'Then you have to watch him cut his arm off with an axe' or whatever it is.

Skippp

Inner voice studios mini dragon,I think that it's pretty underrated. Idk

Two Slime tutorials

NOO :(

Mischa mwehehehe

the subreddit!!! The people are so nice :)

Ride The Cyclone Ask Game!!!

Just some fun little questions!! Please do rant as much as you want with any and all of your answers :D

Favourite production?

Favourite character?

Least favourite character?

Favourite song?

Least favourite song?

How would you rank the opening songs?

Favourite cut song?

Favourite cut character?

Unpopular opinion? Or if you don't have any, a popular opinion you agree with?

Favourite ship?

Least favourite ship/ship that you don't understand the hype for?

Favourite RTC actor(s)?

Favourite representation of [insert ship]?

Favourite interpretation of [insert character]?

Favourite take on [insert song]?

Favourite costumes/set design?

Favourite vocal performance?

What are your headcanons for [insert character]?

Do you have any theories?

Favourite RTC fanfic/fic author/fic recs in general?

Favourite RTC fanart/fanartist/any fanart you love?

Do you have any OCs? If so what are they like?

What would your catchphrase be and/or what 'The ___ in Town' would you be called?

Favourite line of dialogue?

Something you haven't seen in a production that you want to?

Any underrated productions you love?

How many productions have you watched? Which ones?

Have you ever been to see a RTC production?

If you were in a production of RTC, who would you play?

Overall favourite part of RTC and/or the fandom?

[lillazyboithings]

Cardverse AU

Hi y'all! I've been working on this AU for almost a month now, so I really hope y'all like it as much as I do!

A basic explanation is that Cardverse is an AU based on the 4 card suits. Spades, Hearts, Diamonds, and Clubs.

There are usually 3 major roles like the cards, Kings, Queens, and Jacks. There are also Jokers but i haven't drawn them yet

I decided to split the choir all up based on their connections, and I wanted to add Tammy and Ezra too just to make them all an even 12

Details of my eternal brainrot below:

First of all, they're all organized by rank but if you see the colors, they're already assigned to one of the 4 card suits: Blue and Purple shades for Spades, Pink and Red for Hearts, Orange and Yellow for Diamonds, and every shade of green for Clubs.

•Kings are primarily in charge of both the kingdom and are the generals of their own armies

•Queens are in charge of the kingdom's navy, they check and balance for the king's decisions, and can basically rule on their own as a Queendom if the king is not found yet. Usually Queens are from aristocracy/one family line but in some special cases, they're also commoners

•Jacks are in charge of the finances and policies of the kingdom, they also check and balance the king's decisions like the queen, and also work as ambassadors for other kingdoms

•the role of the joker is kinda conflicting but some portray them as evil trickster gods set on causing chaos throughout the kingdoms, some believe they're there to keep order in the kingdoms, the common thing is that they're rarely seen and have been there since like...forever

•The Black joker can see back into the past, they watch over Spades and Clubs

•The Red joker can see into the future, they watch over hearts and diamonds

They all have marks all over their body to identify their ranks, the card suits also have traits:

Spades: Power {placement of mark}

•King - Ocean { left wrist}

•Queen - Constance { right cheek}

•Jack - Ricky {back of left hand}

Diamonds: Wealth

•King - Hank {right palm}

•Queen - Astrid {left palm}

•Jack - Trishna {neck}

Hearts: Emotion

•King - Mischa {right hip}

•Queen - Noel {back of right shoulder}

•Jack - Corey {right calf}

Clubs: Luck

•King - Penny {left upper arm}

•Queen - Tammy {left shoulder}

•Jack - Ezra {left ankle}

Passionfrenchrap (Mischa x Noel x Corey [shoutout to clem])

The ships are:

CDplayer (Penny x Tammy)

Sugarspace (Ricky x Constance)

Lovebite (Hank x Astrid)

Tags section (thank you Gay Taco Bell for making the brainrot so strong that I had to flesh it out):

@theoneunidentifiedbody @meowelgroober @zstarcatsz @undercoverbumblebeee @fucking-gay-frogs @joeseventies @m1sch4-b4ch1nsk1 @finleyforevermore @cardinaldust @dyne-osaur + everyone else who's in gay taco bell but I'm too shy to tag because idk if y'all would like it (kiss kiss mwuah to everyone there)

Btw, should i make a dedicated blog for this au? like for infodumping, art, and also make it an ask blog. (pls let me make this, i literally have a goofy idea about how mischa became king-)