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villaincorpus · 4 months ago

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The Valley was ill-prepared for me to roll in like a stormcloud and shake up the place.

Alex is a nerd, I don’t care if he “plays sport” and “has a muscle” I’m in charge here, dweeb, show me those tighty whities!

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villaincorpus · 2 months ago

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When Robots Attack!!

(and you forgot to charge their batteries because, like your phone, everything you own stays at 20% power. seriously, Sorn, how did you know that about me??)

@ whiptailed on X wrote a super amazing story about Winston getting wedgied and narrated it

I love hearing his buttery voice~

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villaincorpus · 3 months ago

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The first troop meeting of the year can be stressful, so Johnny invited Rushtin along for some support…

Why he thought that Rushtin could support anything but the weight of his own helmet is beyond me.

Old P@treon piece from a lil while back

https://www.patreon.com/VillainCorpus

#gay wedgie #wedgie boy #wedgie kink #atomic wedgie #Johnny B. Goode #Rushtin #hanging wedgie

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marypsue · 1 year ago

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Keep seeing that post where OP starts like 'Thinking about...grieving the undead' and then adds on about like. Real life situations where people have not died but have left your life and you would have reason to grieve them.

All respect, that's an important concept, but that is not what I am thinking about when I read 'grieving the undead'.

#your brother is a vampire. he's sitting across the table from you chatting with your mother about her day #and he's dead and he's gone and he's never coming back.#he laughs the same and he talks the same but his arm is cold when he grabs you in a headlock and your dog won't be in the same room with hi #he'll still hang around watching TV with you and give you wedgies and make stupid jokes #but you can't tell him about the bullies at school anymore because this thing with your brother's face will just find them and kill them.#and not even stupid fucking Jason deserves what the monster in your dead brother's skin would do to him.#your brother is dead and lost and right there in arm's reach and gone forever with no hope of ever getting him back.#i'm sure there are corollaries to be written about like ghosts and zombies but this is the one i'm personally hung up on recently

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wedgiezus · 7 months ago

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