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diosofficalbloodbank · 2 years ago

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SBR General Relationship Head-cannons

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🌾Characters: Johnny Joestar, Gyro Zeppeli, Diego Brando

🌾Promt: Just some general dating head cannons between my fav steel ball run boys and my OC Otaku

🌾Warnings: Mentions of nudity, Fluff, Comfort, Gyro and Otaku are chaotic, Playful insults, Johnny is paralyzed in this, Scary monsters.

🌾Tags: MLM ~ Johnny x Otaku ~ Gyro x Otaku ~ Diego x Otaku ~ Character uses He/They pronouns ~ Otaku and Gyro like to cuddle nude ~ They like to playfully insult each other ~ Otaku is extra chill

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🌾Johnny Joestar:🌾

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🌾: Johnny is a real affectionate boyfriend to Otaku. But not really at first

🌾: It took a while for Otaku to earn Johnny’s trust, and soften him up a bit so that he wasn’t always so grumpy and an asshole

🌾: Otaku loves Johnny, despite his past and his disability. He knows that Johnny didn’t ask for any of it to happen, so why treat him any differently than any other person?

🌾: Otaku will only help Johnny if he asks for it, he will never pity or baby him because of his past and disability for he doesn’t want Johnny to feel bad for it. Plus, Otaku knows Johnny is a strong man, he can do things for himself even in a wheelchair

🌾: When Otaku comes home from work, Johnny will make coffee for the both of them and rest on the couch, just enjoying each others company. Sometimes they would even read books together or watch TV and movies.

🌾: Horror movies are their favorite to watch, well, mainly Otakus favorite. Johnny will hold onto Otaku for dear life if a jumpscare even popped up on screen.

🌾: Johnny is the best when it comes to cuddles, he wants to be big spoon when Otaku is sad or distressed. Just so he can wrap his strong arms around Otaku and hold him in a tight embrace. Making sure he’s safe and protected in his care.

🌾: Johnny will leave kisses on Otaku’s cheek, smudging his blue lipstick all over Otakus face. Making both of them chuckle a little.

🌾: When it comes to dates, Johnny is always on the spot. Always making sure they have the best time of their lives. Johnny takes Otaku anywhere he feels will make Otaku happy. He will even sneak in some smooth questions to try and get hints on what Otaku likes to do.

🌾: Their favorite activity is horse riding. With Johnny being a previous horse jockey, he’s a master at riding a horse. Otaku, not so much. Johnny has to teach Otaku how to ride a horse without the horse bucking Otaku off.

🌾: Johnny and Otaku are both 5’3ft kings and will definitely make fun of each other for that. But despite this, Johnny actually has more upper body strength than Otaku does. But even so, Otaku loves to pick up Johnny bridal style and spin him around. Johnny loves it at well. He loves feeling the warmth of Otaku and cuddling into his chest.

🌾: When Otaku gets bug bites on him, it’s drives Johnny insane. He gets very excited but tries to resist kissing the bug bites. Instead he treats the bug bites and helps Otaku feel less uncomfortable by the irritation

🌾: Johnny will get extremely jealous if anyone even dares look at Otaku in a flirtatious way. Johnny will threaten to beat up anyone who looks at Otaku funny, Otaku has to remind him that it’s okay, and he won’t leave him for anyone else. Otaku loves him and him only. This usually makes Johnny feel better.

🌾: When it comes for comfort, Johnny is the better one out of them. Especially since Otaku struggles to show love physically. Johnny will hold Otaku close and whisper praises into his ear when he’s upset.

🌾: They mess with each other a lot, and will casually throw insults at one another when they can. No matter who’s watching or listening. They think it’s funny. Otaku will call Johnny a “Blonde jackass” while Johnny will call Otaku a “Stuck up slut”. It’s all in good fun

🌾: Will definitely use pet names on each other. Otaku will call Johnny “Cowboy”, “Pancake”, “Handsome stud”, “Prince Charming” Any name that is considered hot and complimentary. While Johnny will call Otaku names like, “Darlin”, “Pumkin”, “Hun”, “Hubby”. These names are especially hot for Otaku since Johnny has that handsome sounding Kentucky accent peppered into his speech.

🌾: Their favorite foods to eat is primarily ANYTHING. They will sink their teeth into anything that looks good. And will have no issues trying anything new. Their a power couple and their gonna show the world that.

🌾: They easily understand each other, both had fathers who didn’t love them very much and dealt with trauma. But their able to hold each other close and love each other till the end of time itself. These two are a healing power couple. And no one will get in their way

🌾: “Ya know Darlin, I love ya more than their are stars in the sky. I don’t ever wanna leave your side Pumkin”

🌾: *Otaku smiles* “Well good! Cause yur stuck wit me for the rest of yur days Cowboy!!” *Otaku kisses Johnny on the cheek*

🍂Gyro Zeppelli:🍂

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🍂: They are both affectionate in the most chaotic way possible

🍂: Wherever there is mischief, they are probably either involved, the cause of it, or watching from a distance

🍂: Probably wouldn’t be able to tell they were a couple in public unless they told you. They act a lot more like good and close friends than a couple. Gyro loves to noogie Otaku when he can.

🍂: Otaku and Gyro actually hit it off pretty well when they first met. But neither of them knew they were in love until the other one said something

🍂: *Gyro takes a swig of his whisky* “Hey Otaku, ya ever like….feel like there are butterflies in yur stomach when ya see someone ya like? Like..ya can’t speak or say much cause they make ya speechless. Like a cats got yur tongue”

🍂: *Otaku nods after drinking his beer* “Yes!!, who were ya lookin at?” *Otaku takes a sip of his beer*

🍂: *Gyro looks up and down at Otaku* “Yer sexy piece of ass”

🍂: *Otaku spits out his beer in shock*

🍂: They love to cuddle with each other, Especially when their naked. It’s not a sexual thing in anyway. Otaku and Gyro just love feeling each other’s bare bodies on each other when they cuddle and watch T.V

🍂: Their favorite things to watch are usually comedies or Disney or Pixar movies. Put Toy Story on and Otaku will have Gyro balling in seconds during that incinerator scene

🍂: Gyro loves to kiss Otaku whenever he can in private, leaving his green lipstick smudged on his face. Later he licks his lips and teases Otaku about it

🍂: Gyro loves to be big spoon, but will sometimes let Otaku be big spoon. He likes the feeling of being protected by someone sometimes. Takes the stress off his shoulders.

🍂: When it comes to dates, you know they are hitting every single restaurant to eat the most unhealthiest thing they can find. The date, turns into a muckbang when they are together

🍂: After a nice filling meal, they like to ride their horses out in the desert. Trying too see who can beat the other one in a race. One time Gyro ate to much and they had to stop their horses because he was hurling over the side of his horse

🍂: They both will definitely get drunk in bed together, after having a nice long day they drink until they can’t and will cuddle each other in bed, seeing who can cuddle the best. (Gyro usually wins since he’s able to capture Otaku in his arms and keep him there)

🍂: Otaku will 100% steal Gyros hat just to mess with him, and Gyro will have to chase him to get it back. Usually it costs a kiss, but sometimes Otaku is generous and just gives Gyro back his hat. Afterwards, Gyro will pick up Otaku and give him a aggressive piggy back ride

🍂: Gyro is way taller than Otaku, With Otaku being his short king. Otaku being 5’3ft and Gyro being 5’7ft. Gyro likes to call Otaku short and will pick him and and throw him over his shoulder like a wet towel.

🍂: Gyro loves it when Otaku wears his lipstick, and will even kiss his lips more just so they can both wear green lipstick.

🍂: Gyro is extremely protective over Otaku in public, and with death glare anyone who dares look at his boyfriends ass. Using his steel balls to knock people out when he catches them staring. Otaku gets on him for this, but he just pretends like nothing happened and continues on with his day.

🍂: When it comes to comfort, Gyro is a aggressive motivator. He will shake the shit out of Otaku if he ever said or did something stupid or thought he was worthless. Gyro will not accept this down play from Otaku. Otaku on the other hand, when Gyro is stressed, he will give him a nice back massage. Gyro usually likes to take his shirt off during this, so it’s a win win or both

🍂: They are chaotic!! Will absolutely throw profanities at each other, even when everyone is staring at them. They will call each other “Sluts”, “Whores”, “Bitches”, “Jackasses”, “Mother fuckers”. Anything they can think of, they will insult each other with it

🍂: With these insults they will also call eachother cute pet names in private. Gyro calling Otaku “Bambino”, “Tesoro”, “Miele”, “Gattino”. Which he has that smooth Italian accent seasoned in there. While Otaku will call him “Stallion”, “Stud”, “Beast”. But his favorite to call him is definitely “Thunderfuck Mcpickuptruck”

🍂: Despite their chaotic personalities, they will definitely make anyone eat shit if they were to dare hurt the other person. Being there for each other when the other cries out for help. No matter how dangerous they are. These cowboys are riding out this rodeo

🍂: *Gryo kisses Otaku on the cheek* “Now ya got my lipstick smeared on your face. You look so gross” *Gyro chuckles*

🍂: *Otaku kisses Gyro on the lips and chuckles* “Well at least I don’t look like I got bucked in the face by every horse in existence”

🦎Diego Brando:🦎

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🦎: Where do I even start with these two. Otaku would be annoyed 24/7 by Diego’s dumbass, but love it at the same time

🦎: Diego loves to annoy and poke fun at Otaku wherever they go, he’s a just a massive jackass and Otaku sometimes just wants to strangle the shit outta him.

🦎: Like Gyro, You probably won’t be able to tell that their a couple unless Diego shows him off.

🦎: Any chance Diego gets, he will show Otaku off like a trophy to anyone and everyone. Otaku starts to think that Diego thinks of him as a reward or a toy more than a boyfriend.

🦎: When they first met, they absolutely despised each other. Both are very stubborn and hard headed. Otaku couldn’t stand Diego’s jackass self, and one time punched him in the face.

🦎: Eventually after a while they fell in love because Diego got attracted to Otaku’s dominance, and loves that Otaku is one of the only people who challenges him instead of agreeing with everything he says.

🦎: When they cuddle, Diego loves to be held by Otaku, but won’t tell him directly. He’ll give subtle hints that he wants to be held. Like sitting in front of Otaku with his back turned to him, or smacking Otaku in the face with his tail. Diego just wants some attention.

🦎: Their favorite things to do is read books and talk about dinosaurs while drinking tea. Actually sorry, Diego’s favorite thing to do is talk about dinosaurs while Otaku sits there and listens to his constant rambling. Which he finds cute.

🦎: Otaku will surprise Diego by taking him to a Dino museum for his birthday. Otaku loves watching Diego get hyped up when he sees the different Dino bones and skeletons around. Knowing about each and every one of them. Telling Otaku all the information his knows.

🦎: Diego;s Dino instincts will kick in once in a while, and sometimes his like to lick Otaku on the face in private as a kiss. Giving raptor coos while doing so. Which normally throws Otaku off from whatever he’s doing. Otaku in response kisses Diego on the cheek or where his bandaid is, showing him that he isn’t afraid of his Scary Monsters.

🦎: Lazy days are still in the question for them. Boy do they love their lazy days. Usually they stay asleep until 2pm, Diego’s is all sprawled out on top of Otaku pinning him down and making sure he doesn’t move. Almost using his as a nest of sorts.

🦎: They both will definitely try and have a drinking competition, trying to see which one can drink the most alcohol. Diego’s always wins, being able to handle his alcohol pretty well. Otaku on the other hand, not so much. Will probably throw up after 5 glasses. Diego usually has to drag him back into their room.

🦎: Otaku loves to tease Diego when his raptor tail is out. Petting it and playing with it to make Diego blush. Otaku knows his tail is sensitive but just loves too see the flustered expression on Diegos face whenever he touches it

🦎: Like Johnny and Gyro, Diego and Otaku are short kings. But Otaku is a bit taller than Diego and will usually make fun of him for being short. Otaku picks up Diego and presses him up against a wall and kiss him to make him shut up when he gets to douchey, that usually works and leave him flustered.

🦎: Finds it very charming when Otaku wears his hat, Diego thinks Otaku looks very cute in it, and will sometimes put it on him just to see how cute he looks. Stealing a kiss from him in the process.

🦎: Diego will hiss and growl at anyone who dares to even think about his beloved Otaku. Giving out Dino growls and hisses while holding onto Otaku if he catches anyone looking at him. Don’t be surprised if you get your arm bitten off by him if you touched Otaku. Diego is feral.

🦎: Speaking of Scary Monsters, Otaku loves Diego’s little Dino quirks. His cooing, his growling, his hands when they go into a raptor stance, the way he tends to sniff the air sometimes. Otaku can’t get enough of it. He even loves to give Diego chin scratches, which Diego will never admit he likes. Otaku will kiss him while scratching his chin or patting his head or rubbing his tummy. Diego loves the attention, but is way too prideful to admit it.

🦎: When it comes to comfort, Otaku will wrap his arms around Diegos waist and hold him close while kissing him on the cheek. Diego pushes people away when he’s sad or angry, but Otaku can see right through his bullshit. When Otaku is upset, Diego will snuggle up to him, making little raptor sounds and let Otaku pet his feathers. Diego knows soft objects make Otaku feel better.

🦎: They don’t really call each other by any pet names. But when they do Otaku calls Diego “Lizard man”, “Muffin”, “Cutie” and to get on his nerves will call him “Barney”. Diego calls Otaku “Stupid”, “Idiot”, “Muppet”. Any insult, Diego will call him. But Diego’s insults are endearing and he says it to Otaku in a loving way.

🦎: Overall they are a stuck up power couple. Their dating and are gonna make it everyone else’s problem.

🦎: *Otaku pets Diego’s tail* “Woah!! It’s very well taken care of, Do you like it when I pet you tail Diego?”

🦎: *Diego slaps Otaku in the face with his tail* “Shut your pretty mouth you wench!!”

🦎: *Otaku gasps* “You think I’m pretty??”

🦎: *Diego turns away while blushing*

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kevinsreviewcatalogue · 2 years ago

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Review: Little Shop of Horrors (1986)

Little Shop of Horrors (1986)

Rated PG-13 for mature thematic material including comic horror violence, substance abuse, language and sex references

Score: 4 out of 5

Adapted from a 1982 off-Broadway musical comedy that was itself a parody of a 1960 Roger Corman B-movie, Little Shop of Horrors is one of the great horror-comedies from a decade that had no shortage of them, an affectionate homage to '50s sci-fi monster movies and '60s Motown with a great cast, even better songs, outstanding special effects and production design, and (in the director's cut that I watched) a gutsy ending that, together, help it overcome the rougher spots like uneven pacing. It's the kind of movie that's best experienced with a crowd, as I did courtesy of Popcorn Frights this past weekend, but it's also a movie I could happily watch at home and sing along to, especially when the monster opens its big mouth and joins in on the sing-along. And if I ever have kids, I also imagine that it'd be a movie that they'd love and would probably get them into horror, between its cool plant monster, the fact that one of the bad guys is a dentist, and the fact that, while it is rated PG-13, its great special effects don't involve the gore typical of '80s horror movies. It's a movie that still holds up nearly forty years later, a kooky and family-friendly throwback that put a big smile on my face.

Set sometime during the Kennedy administration on the skid row of an unnamed city, our protagonist Seymour Krelborn is an utter dweeb who works at a struggling flower shop whose grumpy owner Mr. Mushnik pays him in room and board. He has a crush on his co-worker Audrey, who's dating a man named Orin Scrivello who's at once a handsome, upwardly-mobile dentist and also a leather-clad biker and all-around lout who abuses her. Mr. Mushnik is ready to close the shop for good due to lack of business, only for Seymour to turn things around with a mysterious carnivorous plant that he discovered at a Chinese flower shop during a solar eclipse, which he names "Audrey II" after his co-worker and crush. Business starts booming as passersby see Audrey II in the window and step into the store intrigued, turning Seymour into a local celebrity. Unfortunately, not only does Audrey II turn out to be intelligent, but he subsists on a diet of flesh and blood, and while he's initially content with just a few drops from Seymour's finger, as he grows he demands far more, forcing Seymour down an increasingly dark path to feed this mean, green mother from outer space.

The first thing you need to ask about any musical is whether or not the music is any good, and this movie delivers in spades. From the moment we meet our Greek chorus of three women who look and sound like a Motown girl group, we get a soundtrack rich with homages to classic R&B, soul, and rock & roll from the '50s and '60s. The whole cast are great singers, even those actors who I knew mainly for their non-musical comedies, but the standout was undoubtedly Audrey II himself, voiced by Levi Stubbs of the Four Tops as a smooth yet intimidating villain who felt like he was very much enjoying himself as he grew, literally and figuratively, to take over Seymour's life. The production design wisely leaned into the artifice that I've always felt was necessary to take a movie where the cast regularly bursts into song and make it work, crafting a mid-century urban slum that felt not quite real but still quite lived-in and interesting to watch on screen. Nowhere was this more apparent than with the effects for Audrey II, a masterpiece of practical puppetry where you can immediately tell where most of this film's budget went. Once Audrey II starts to grow, he looks and feels like as much a character as any of the humans around him, a massive presence where you can readily figure out why Seymour wants to keep him happy even discounting the fact that he lives in the same building as this thing. This is the kind of elaborate effect where you know that, if they made it today, they'd use CGI because it's the kind of thing you supposedly can't do practically. When it came to both the music and the visuals, I was frequently impressed by what this film was able to pull off.

That's not to say it's all flash and razzle-dazzle without any substance to back it up, though. I was often especially intrigued by Seymour, a character whose lovelorn motivations, combined with the directions that the film takes him, make him a very dark take on the archetypal nerd heroes we often see in movies. His obsession with Audrey, paired with his hatred of her abusive boyfriend Orin who he sees as somebody she's too good for, could've played out in an extremely questionable manner that inadvertently celebrated a particular type of bitter "nice guy" attitude towards women, but without going into details, this film depicts his attitude as a key part of the reason why everything goes wrong and the thing that enables him to start chipping away at his soul to appease Audrey II, while also showing why Audrey, who's spent most of her life poor, would see a loutish-yet-wealthy man like Orin as her ticket out of the ghetto even if she secretly longs for a guy like Seymour. It's here where I prefer the director's cut (which Popcorn Frights showed), as it shows Seymour suffering a real comeuppance for how he's spent the entire movie doing increasingly horrible things, even if he feels bad about them later. The theatrical ending, by contrast, ended things a bit too neatly and happily from what I've read of it. Also, the director's cut gives a great homage at the end to classic monster movies, one that ended the film on a high note and sent me home smiling.

The Bottom Line

Little Shop of Horrors is at once an entertaining monster movie and a very enjoyable musical parody thereof, one that I'd recommend to fans of musicals, fans of mid-century pop music, people who want to see some outstanding effects work (and the kind you can show your kids), or anybody who just wants to have a good time with a movie.

#little shop of horrors #1986 #comedy #comedy movies #musical #horror #horror movies #monster movies #rick moranis #ellen greene #steve martin #jim belushi #james belushi #john candy #christopher guest #bill murray #frank oz #levi stubbs #vincent gardenia

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yandere-toons · 3 years ago

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Current Requests (Alphabetical)

Platonic & Romantic Headcanons:

Abe (Oddworld).

Acrobatic Silky (Dandadan).

Aku (Samurai Jack).

Alameda Slim (Home on the Range).

Allosaurus (Jurassic World: Chaos Theory/Battle at Big Rock).

Andrew Neiman (Whiplash).

Astrid (HTTYD).

Baloo and Bagheera (The Jungle Book 1967).

Barbie and Ken (2023) share the reader who's a human that never played with Barbies but got wrapped up by the two doll's business and is just stuck with them.

Bart Simpson.

Belloc (Firebreather).

Benson (Regular Show) with a reader who's a SUPER hard worker and works themselves to the bone without any regard for their well-being.

Berkeley Beetle (Thumbelina).

Bill Cipher.

Blue, Charlie, Delta and Echo (Jurassic World).

Bo Peep (Toy Story).

Brooklyn (Gargoyles).

Bunnymund (Rise of the Guardians).

Buzz Lightyear, Sheriff Woody and Jessie share a reader.

Candy Caramella, Etno Polino, Bud Budiovitch and Gorgious Klatoo (Space Goofs).

Casey Jones (TMNT 2012).

Charlie (Hazbin Hotel).

Chickenhare (Chickenhare and the Hamster of Darkness).

Chiro (Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce Go!).

Chris McLean with a reader who is either one of his interns or a contestant on the show (Total Drama).

Claudia Wolf (Silent Hill 3).

Crane (Kung Fu Panda).

Damien LaVey and Vera Oberlin share a reader (Monster Prom).

Danger Mouse.

Danny Phantom.

Darcy (Pride and Prejudice).

David Kawena (Lilo & Stitch).

Dazai Osamu (Bungou Stray Dogs).

Deadpool.

Death (Puss in Boots: The Last Wish).

Demencia (Villainous).

Dinesh Chugtai (Silicon Valley).

Douxie (Trollhunters).

Dream Sans or Cross Sans (Underverse).

Dr Flug (Villainous).

Duncan (Total Drama Island).

E-123 Omega (Sonic the Hedgehog).

Edge (Mario + Rabbids Sparks of Hope).

Edward Nygma (Gotham).

Eli Shane (SlugTerra).

Eltingville Club.

Filthy Rich (My Little Pony).

Finn (Adventure Time).

Five Hargreeves.

Flain (Mixels).

Flintheart Glomgold.

Flint Lockwood (Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs).

Frank Grimes (The Simpsons).

Fred Jones, Velma Dinkley, Daphne Blake, Shaggy Rogers and Scooby-Doo share a reader (Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated).

Fritz the Cat.

Gabe Lewis (The Office).

Garbage (Dogs In Space).

Gary Goodspeed (Final Space).

Gengar (Pokémon).

Ghidorah.

Gilfoyle (Silicon Valley).

Godzilla and Ghidorah share a reader.

Godzilla.

Good Cop | Bad Cop (The LEGO Movie).

Gordon, Waffle and Mr Blik (Catscratch).

Griffith (Berserk).

Gru (Despicable Me).

Gumball Watterson.

Hades (Hercules 1997).

Handsome Jack (Borderlands 2).

Hefty Smurf.

Hell's Chef with an affectionate reader (Gregory Horror Show).

Hiccup Haddock III (How to Train Your Dragon).

Hitchhiking Ghosts (The Haunted Mansion).

Hooty (The Owl House).

Hopper (A Bug's Life).

Horned King (The Black Cauldron).

Ice Bear (We Bare Bears).

Indominus Rex (Jurassic World).

Indoraptor and Indominus Rex share a reader.

Indoraptor.

Jack Frost (Rise of the Guardians).

Jack Sparrow.

Jason Grace, Frank Zhang, Piper McLean, Leo Valdez, Percy Jackson, Annabeth Chase and Hazel Levesque as a group whilst on the Argo II.

Jeff the Killer x crime reporter (Creepypasta).

Jenner (The Secret of NIMH).

Jessica Rabbit.

Jimmy Crystal and Porsha Crystal (Sing 2).

Jinx (Teen Titans 2003).

Joker (Arkhamverse).

Julia or Slappy Squirrel (Animaniacs).

Kai (Kung Fu Panda 3).

Kai, Lloyd, Zane, Jay, Cole, Nya (Ninjago).

Karai (TMNT 2012).

Katz (Courage the Cowardly Dog).

Killian or Lance Sterling (Spies in Disguise).

King Sombra.

Kion & Rani. For platonic, the reader is a young cub (The Lion Guard).

Kovu and Kiara (The Lion King II: Simba's Pride).

Krusty the Clown.

LEGO Batman.

Legoshi (Beastars).

Leonardo (TMNT 2012).

Lightning McQueen.

Lin Chung (Hero: 108).

Lord Garmadon.

Lucifer Morningstar with a human reader who hunts demons from hell (DC).

Luz Noceda (The Owl House).

MUTOs (Godzilla 2014).

Manny, Sid and Diego share a reader (Ice Age).

Marinette Dupain-Cheng (Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir).

Megavolt (Darkwing Duck 1991).

Mickey and Minnie Mouse.

Mike Ehrmantraut.

Miles Prower.

Mordecai (Regular Show).

Mosasaurus.

Mr Crocker (The Fairly OddParents).

N. Tropy (Crash Bandicoot).

NOS-4-A2 (Buzz Lightyear of Star Command).

Naughty Bear.

Neo Cortex.

Nimona.

OMGKawaiiAngel aka Ame-Chan (Needy Streamer Overload).

Once-ler (The Lorax 2012).

Owen (Gargoyles).

Papa Smurf.

Papyrus (Undertale).

Patrick Hockstetter (Stephen King's IT).

The Penguin (BTAS or 2004's The Batman).

Peppermint Larry (The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack).

Perry the Platypus.

Phineas Flynn and Ferb Fletcher.

Po (Kung Fu Panda).

Popee the Performer.

Porco Rosso.

Psychic Seven team-up with a reader whose love language is acts of service (Psychonauts).

Ratchet (Ratchet & Clank).

Ratigan (The Great Mouse Detective).

Raven (Teen Titans 2003).

Raymond with a masculine reader (OK K.O.! Let's Be Heroes).

Reagan Ridley and Brett Hand share a reader (Inside Job).

Regina George (Mean Girls).

Ren and Stimpy share a reader.

Ren Höek.

Rick Sanchez (Rick and Morty).

Robin (Teen Titans 2003).

Robin and Starfire share a reader (Teen Titans 2003).

Robot Jones (Whatever Happened to... Robot Jones?).

Rodney Copperbottom.

Rorschach (Watchmen).

Rose DeWitt Bukater (Titanic 1997).

Salad Fingers.

Scorpios Rex (Jurassic World: Camp Cretaceous).

Scrooge McDuck.

Scroop (Treasure Planet).

Sebastian J. Cricket (Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio).

Shadow the Hedgehog, Sonic the Hedgehog, Silver the Hedgehog and Amy Rose share a reader.

Sharko (Zig & Sharko).

Sherlock Gnomes.

Simon Petrikov and Winter King (Adventure Time).

Sir Pentious (Hazbin Hotel).

Skipper, Rico, Private, Kowalski.

Snotlout (HTTYD).

Spider Queen and Lady Bone Demon (LEGO Monkie Kid).

Spinosaurus.

Squidward Tentacles.

Stan Smith (American Dad!).

Steven Universe.

Stranger (Oddworld: Stranger's Wrath).

Surge and Kitsunami (Sonic the Hedgehog: Imposter Syndrome).

Ted "Theodore" Logan (Bill & Ted).

Thorin II Oakenshield.

Tirek in his Minotaur form (My Little Pony: Rescue from Midnight Castle).

Todd Tolansky | Toad with a mutant reader (X-Men: Evolution).

Toothless (HTTYD).

Totoro (My Neighbor Totoro).

Turanga Leela.

Tyrannosaurus Rex.

V.IV Rusty (Armored Core VI).

Velociraptors (Jurassic Park).

Verosika (Helluva Boss).

Vigo (The After Dark).

Vito Scaletta and Joe Barbaro (Mafia II).

Wallace Wells (Scott Pilgrim).

Walter White (Breaking Bad).

Warner Siblings react to a storyboarder reader working for other studios or projects. As in, the reader moves on from Warner Brothers and goes to work for a different company like Disney (Animaniacs).

Zoe (Monster Prom).

Platonic-Only Headcanons:

Angel Dust and Husk (Hazbin Hotel).

Apollo Cabin with a sunshine reader who is a child of Apollo, sometimes naive, and sweet to everyone (Percy Jackson).

Austin Powers.

Batman, Ash Ketchum, Yogi Bear, Sylvester or Daffy, SpongeBob, Robotboy and Professor Utonium with an abused child or a traumatized adult and their comfort character taking care of them like a parent/guardian should.

Beetlejuice with an emo and/or goth reader.

Captain Qwark and his team (Ratchet & Clank 2016).

Cerebella (Skullgirls).

Cesare (Bigtop Burger).

Cul-de-Sac kids (Ed, Edd n Eddy).

Dib and Gaz Membrane with a sibling who is almost the opposite of them and is extremely kind to people.

Dr Drakken and Shego as a team (Kim Possible).

Eddie Brock (The Spectacular Spider-Man).

Entrapta (She-Ra).

Fang (Primal).

Glamrocks with an Animatronic! Reader, and they just found out that their friend has been scrapped (FNaF: Security Breach).

Grim, Billy and Mandy share a reader (The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy).

Hargreeves family with a powered!reader.

Ink Sans (Underverse).

Jessica Rabbit.

Mane Six shares a reader (My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic).

Marvin the Martian is a father figure.

Mei-Mei and her friend group, Priya, Abby and Miriam, share a reader (Turning Red).

Mime Bomb, where the reader is just a civilian.

President Michael Wilson (Metal Wolf Chaos).

President Snow (The Hunger Games).

Reagan Ridley takes care of a kid reader.

Sam & Max.

Senator Armstrong (Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance).

Steve with a reader who is a frequent customer (Bigtop Burger).

Tim and Moby (BrainPOP).

Twitch and Thrash (Transformers: EarthSpark).

Romantic-Only Headcanons:

Anxiety (Inside Out 2).

Applejack (MLP: FIM).

Boyfriend (Friday Night Funkin').

Chase Hunter (Echo).

Doctor Ivo Robotnik (Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog).

Doctor Eggman (Sonic X).

Emmet Brickowski with a very shy reader (The LEGO Movie).

Foghorn Leghorn.

Frank (Spooky Month).

Frank Fontaine (Bioshock).

Gideon Graves.

Goofball (Brain Dump).

Gregory Mama with a new guest to Gregory House (Gregory Horror Show).

Henchman 21 with a female reader (The Venture Bros).

Hydros (Hercules 1997).

Jack Spicer (Xiaolin Showdown).

Jailbot (Superjail!).

Jenny Wakeman | XJ-9.

John Constantine (DC).

John Silver (Treasure Planet).

Jonathan Crane | Scarecrow (Batman Begins).

Kyubey (Puella Magi Madoka Magica).

Lalo Salamanca (Better Call Saul).

Leo Alvarez (Echo).

Lila with a neighbour reader (Spooky Month).

Man Ray (SpongeBob SquarePants).

Metal Sonic.

Mojo Jojo.

N and Thad (Murder Drones).

Nome King (Return to Oz).

Polytheus (Mia and Me).

Princess Luna (MLP: FIM).

Raggedy Andy (The Adventures of Raggedy Ann and Andy).

Ron Staedtler (Inside Job).

Sheldon Lee (My Life as a Teenage Robot).

Syndrome (The Incredibles).

Turbo, where the reader is either a player or a character living in the arcade (Wreck-It Ralph).

Tzekel-Kan (The Road to El Dorado).

Victoria Everglot (Corpse Bride).

Zane and Lloyd share a reader who has social anxiety and is selectively mute (Ninjago).

Scenarios:

Addams Family adopts the reader. The reader isn't necessarily as peculiar as them, but they do feel different from others, so the Addams Family is convinced they're meant to be with them!

Aegon II Targaryen with a Stark reader who is similar to Bran Stark (House of the Dragon).

Aethelred x GNReader, who is a Viking Warrior from Kattegat and part of the closer group with Ubbe, Bjorn, Lagertha ... centred around Season 5 (Vikings).

Angel Dust with MC who is the most gullible and innocent person ever, talking to people like Alastor and Husk (Hazbin Hotel).

Arktos (Tabaluga).

Bad Guys where the reader is trying to avoid both the titular Bad Guys and the cops after being framed as an accomplice.

Benson from Regular Show, where the reader is a worker at the park who tells him they're quitting because of his anger issues.

Bill (Beastars) struggles and blames the herbivore reader because he is obsessed with them.

BoJack Horseman as a child, where the reader is a woman who found him sad and alone one day, crying about his home life. And reader got like fuck it, he’s mine now, and found a way to adopt him. And we see how he adapts and how different he turns out in the future.

Chelsea x GN human reader who’s studying marine biology. The reader is not affected by Chelsea’s charm like everyone else is, and they much prefer to be around Ruby Gillman instead (Ruby Gillman, Teenage Kraken).

“Commoner” Reader eventually gains the attention of Pacifica and her parents because they manage to win all the competitions they enter into. Using less than legal methods, both Pacifica and her parents plan to make sure the reader keeps winning. Under the Northwest last name. Each and every time the reader is invited over, it gets strangely more difficult to leave the mansion (Gravity Falls).

Count D (Pet Shop of Horrors).

Dethklok finds out that the reader already has a partner (Metalocalypse).

Dr Cockroach where the reader was his old lab mate before his experiment, and they left him alone on the night he became a human with a cockroach head. Years later, the monsters save the world and he recognises them in the crowd.

Drift (MTMTE) becomes attached to the reader in short order when they refuse to judge him for his past and generally treat him kindly. As his feelings darken, he tries to respect their choice to spend time with others, but his possessiveness inevitably spirals out of control, and people with whom the reader is close begin to disappear.

Emperor of Mankind (Warhammer 40k).

Emperor Zurg where Reader, who works for Zurg (2000’s cartoon version) as Darkmatter does, is trying to avoid Zurg the whole time they are doing their job.

Flippy is with his crush, but when he takes his eyes off them, they wander away and get mugged by Lifty and Shifty. When Flippy discovers this, Fliqpy comes out and destroys the thieves.

Goofball with a reader who is affectionate and doting towards him (Brain Dump).

Harley Quinn & Joker team-up. When civilian reader stubbornly rejects their attempts at winning their affections, the two work to ruin their life, driving them into the supercriminals’ “loving” arms by leaving them with nothing and no one else to turn to (Arkhamverse or Batman: The Animated Series versions).

HIM (The Powerpuff Girls).

Hoopa with a middle-aged, no-nonsense reader who owns a popular bakery and runs it with their Pokémon.

Hypno-Potamus (Rise! TMNT).

Invader Zim grapples with his feelings for a kind and doting reader.

Jesse Pinkman (Breaking Bad).

Jimmy's obsession happens upon the information that Jimmy fabricated evidence to get rid of someone who, in his eyes, "was in the way" of his and your love. The reader confronts Jimmy about this (Better Call Saul).

Johnny the Homicidal Maniac.

Kai and Cole (separate) become more obsessive towards the reader and realise their romantic feelings for them after almost losing them during a mission (Ninjago).

Kinito (KinitoPET).

Kratos (God of War).

Lightning McQueen and the reader race for the Piston Cup. In the last lap, the reader rides among the champions for the first time. While McQueen is in 1st place, the reader rides behind. Someone injures them or they lose control, but he finds out about it after the victory.

Lion King hyenas where the reader is sweet and kind to everybody, which causes adoration of them from the hyenas.

Mad Rat (Mad Rat Dead).

Mebh Óg MacTíre with an introverted Wolfwalker reader. The reader lives in a small cottage where they grow their food near town and much prefer living away from others and hunting alone, but they sometimes go into town to buy supplies. Robyn was the one who introduced them to Mebh, but Mebh, not liking the idea of that, keeps trying to get the reader to join her pack due to wolves being strong pack animals.

Megatron is infatuated with the reader, a friend of Isaac Sumdac’s who works as his assistant at Sumdac Systems, and unlike the professor, they are intensely wary of him (Transformers: Animated).

Mortimer Handee with a puppet reader where he confesses his feelings for them over tea, and they have no choice but to accept for fear of dying if they refuse.

Mr Wolf, Legoshi and Nick Wilde share a reader who isn't afraid to bite ironically for a human / alternative version where Nick is replaced with Death (Puss in Boots: The Last Wish).

Nyx with a reader who takes care of Gruff (Tinker Bell and the Legend of the NeverBeast).

Nyx and Fawn team-up, with a reader who is a Tinker talent fairy (Tinker Bell and the Legend of the NeverBeast).

Panchito and José lie to the reader as they did to Donald in "The Town Where Everyone Was Nice!" When the reader finds out about the lies, the two drop the kindness and just work together to keep the reader with them (DuckTales 2017).

PaRappa the Rapper.

Professor Pericles with the mystery gang's peer who is always hanging out with them.

Raz is super protective of an older sibling reader. He and the reader were close before he left the circus, but once his family comes to visit him, he notices that the reader is occupied elsewhere.

Reader can’t get a damn free day out of their schedule to see their friends because all of their time is monopolized (pun absolutely intended) by their overbearing business partner, Pennybags. Strangely enough, a surprise amount of readers’ friends are being sentenced for crimes reader is sure their pals didn’t commit… (Monopoly).

Reader (kinda picture them as The Narrator from Fight Club; the whole vibe/personality) who works at Waystar (Season 3-ish; maybe in the media branch as an editor or in PR as an assistant) who catches the (not asked for) attention of Roman, Greg and Kendall (in that order); Reader is a dead-inside, overworked employee who's surrounded by stinking rich people (and Greg) who they despise with every bone in their body, but they HAVE to work there because their dad got them the job and have to somehow navigate being courted by Roman, Greg AND Kendall (who tries to lure them away) next to all the drama (Succession).

Reagan Ridley (Inside Job).

Ren Höek goes on a never-ending spree of manipulating the reader.

Ripto from Spyro 2: Ripto’s Rage. Specifically the re-ignited Ripto. He successfully takes over Avalar and tries to convince the reader that they’ll fall madly in love with him since he’s already madly in love with them and to rule by his side. The reader rejects him at first, but then he kidnaps them and forces them to marry him.

Robinson Family with a new kid reader in town (Meet the Robinsons).

Rottmnt brothers with 2012 TMNT Reader who gets badly hurt from entering their world, and the turtles find them, take care of them, and want them to be their older sister because the reader is amazing towards them and completes their family.

Samaritan and the Machine rivalry (Person of Interest).

Scrooge McDuck and Flintheart Glomgold track down an orphan teenage reader who ran away after hearing about how these billionaires wanted to adopt them. The reader managed to escape them initially because those two were too busy fighting each other.

Spear (Primal).

Spinel struggles to remain calm after becoming convinced that the reader is going to leave her (Steven Universe).

Steve Raglan | William Afton with an accomplice of sorts (Five Nights at Freddy's 2023).

Sulley uses the scare doors to stalk a human and later kidnaps them (Monsters, Inc.).

Sun Wukong is defensive over the reader against people that he suspects of having malicious intent, who may or may not be demons.

The Big Bad Wolf finds the reader, who struggles with suicidal ideation, walking alone in the forest during the night and takes them in and cares for them. The Three Little Wolves immediately get attached to the reader, seeing them as a second parent. The reader is convinced to stay, that they'll be happier with the wolves and be a family together (Disney's Silly Symphony).

The hundred-acre wood residents (Winnie, Piglet, Rabbit, Eeyore) welcome a new resident to the woods, and they begin to develop feelings.

The reader is a new scarer at Monsters University and catches the attention of both Oozma Kappa and Roar Omega Roar.

Tom Lucitor takes the reader to the Blood Moon Ball.

Utrom High Council and Kraang Subprime, during "The War for Dimension X," while Knight! Reader and Bishop are together. At some point, Subprime manages to get Reader alone. Trying to convince Reader to switch sides, they attempt and fail to escape, but not without warning Bishop. The episode follows as is, but now they're trying to save a captured Reader as well.

Villainous characters with an eldritch reader.

Watterson Family, where the reader is Gumball and Darwin's younger best friend.

Word Girl x Student! Reader who is secretly a villain.

Zach and Chris force themselves into the reader's home, inviting themselves over and making themselves welcome, wildly overstepping boundaries (Hellbenders).

Love Letters:

Jack Sparrow.

Magnus Hammersmith (Metalocalypse). Context: maybe the two initially meet at a concert with them part of the stage crew setting up equipment and then kept bumping into each other at other venues; set after he got kicked out, with mentions of his obsession having an unspecified illness (chronic pain & fatigue).

Marvin the Martian or Bugs Bunny.

No Specified Format:

6 (Shane Acker's 9).

Abijah Fowler (Blue Eye Samurai).

Amon (The Legend of Korra).

Amy Dunne and Nick Dunne with a kid (Gone Girl).

Aziraphale and Crowley found-family dynamic towards a teen reader with very neglectful parents, so the reader spends their time a lot in Aziraphale's bookstore (Good Omens).

Anton Ego as a friend and then romance (Ratatouille).

Asa Sweet x selectively mute male reader (Lackadaisy).

Ash Williams, Brock Samson, Sam and Max, GLaDOS and Claptrap as a group obsessing over one person (Poker Night 2).

Atlas May x selectively mute male reader (Lackadaisy).

Bad Ronald.

Banks Family (The Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air).

Barbies and Kens unite in a town-wide alliance to stop the reader from leaving Barbie Land (Barbie 2023).

Batman (The Batman 2004).

Beep the Meep.

Benny the 1980-Something Space Guy with a space nerd s/o.

Bill Cipher with a reader who likes to collect bones and teeth.

BoJack Horseman is a father figure.

Bowser (Mario).

Bradley Uppercrust III (An Extremely Goofy Movie).

Breakfast Princess invites the other princesses from the Princess Kingdoms, and the reader is there with Breakfast Princess. While Breakfast Princess is praising the reader, the other princesses start to fall for the reader and get jealous (Adventure Time).

Bugs Bunny and/or Daffy Duck react to the reader declining their offer to hang out or go on a date.

Bugs Bunny, Danny Phantom, Stimpy, SpongeBob SquarePants and Rocko Rama react to seeing their s/o sick or in pain.

Captain Rex (Star Wars: The Clone Wars).

Commander Peepers falls for a citizen on a planet he invades (Wander Over Yonder).

Count Vronsky (Anna Karenina 2012).

Crawler Splicer (Bioshock 2).

Crypt-Keeper (Tales from the Crypt-Keeper).

Cyborg (Teen Titans 2003).

Daryl Dixon x gn! priest! reader around season 2/3. The priest might exhibit a very tranquil outlook on life and overall a peaceful and welcoming demeanour. They could not bear even the thought of hurting another living being, not even the living dead. To some, they would come across as soft, pliant, fearful and overall a burden (The Walking Dead).

Daryl Dixon, Rick Grimes and Michonne Hawthorne team-up.

Davros and the Daleks (Doctor Who).

Demon kings older sibling dynamic together with a human reader, perhaps an exwire. The demon kings accepted the human reader as a younger sibling and fully believe that they are despite no connection. The reader loathes demons with a passion (Blue Exorcist).

Donatello (TMNT 2012).

Drawn Together.

Dr Strangeglove (Moshi Monsters).

Ed, Edd n Eddy.

Ed with the reader trying to escape, or platonic hcs of the whole crew (Dogs in Space).

Edward Platypus with a Camp Kidney scout who rooms with them (Camp Lazlo).

Emerald with a reader who is Blue Diamond's Emerald (Steven Universe).

Fat Tony x reader who's one of his gang members/employees (The Simpsons).

Fawn with a scout reader (Tinker Bell and the Legend of the NeverBeast).

Fleegle, Drooper and Bingo with a child reader (The Banana Splits Movie).

Flintheart Glomgold, Scrooge McDuck and John D. Rockerduck fight over the reader.

Flippy with a veteran reader who served in a different war. The reader meets Fliqpy, but he sees them as a comrade and thus starts to grow attached to them (Happy Tree Friends).

Fred Jones, Velma Dinkley, Daphne Blake, Shaggy Rogers and Scooby-Doo with an early teen reader who is around 13 years old (Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated).

Garfield the Cat.

Genie (Aladdin).

Greg Heffley.

Hatzgang (Spooky Month).

Intruder (The Mandela Catalogue).

Jackson Storm (Cars 3).

Jay (Ninjago).

Kenai (Brother Bear).

Kevin (Spooky Month).

Killer Sans.

King Spade with a Darkner reader who is Lancer's parental figure (Deltarune).

Kira (Dogs in Space).

Kovu and Kiara with a lion reader who is Kiara's guard ever since the reader and Kiara hit adulthood (The Lion King II: Simba's Pride).

Kurt Kunkle (Spree).

Lapis Lazuli x fem reader, who has a mental breakdown and panic attack in front of Lapis (Steven Universe).

Lightning McQueen is separated from his S/O due to the events of the first movie, so his S/O takes the opportunity to escape.

Lil Bulb (DuckTales 2017).

Lin Chung with a s/o who is extremely shy and mainly sticks to Mystique Sonia (Hero: 108).

Lloyd, Nya, Cole, Jay, Kai, Zane and Morro with a kid reader (Ninjago).

Lou (UglyDolls).

Luffy's Crew (Live-Action One Piece).

Luke Castellan with a reader who is a child of Aphrodite (Percy Jackson).

Lutador (Vivo).

Maka Albarn and Soul Evans with a weapon reader (Soul Eater).

Mammon (Helluva Boss).

Marvin the Martian believes that the reader is the protector of Earth (because they served in the military or something along those lines) and of course, wanting to take over Earth, would want to defeat them. He doesn't know that this turned out to be an obsession. He never stops thinking about the reader and spies and seems to be in the reader's everyday life because of it. Marvin convinced himself long ago that he is doing that just to defeat the reader. Yet, whenever he sees someone pose a threat to or anger the reader, he becomes protective because he is the one who will rule Earth and the one who will defeat them, not some puny earthling!

Master Jack (The Toy Shop 1996).

Master Shake (Aqua Teen Hunger Force).

Megatron with an S/O with ADHD, Autism and DID.

Member of Steve Smith's friend group during "The Witches of Langley" episode (American Dad).

Mezo Shoji (My Hero Academia).

Michelangelo (TMNT 2007).

Minions with a reader who is so reckless they are the No. 1 villain on accident, but in truth, they are a genuine person that is just way too sweet.

Morro (Ninjago).

Mr and Mrs Fox with a houseguest (Fantastic Mr Fox).

Mr Krabs and Sheldon J. Plankton rivalry.

Ned Flanders (The Simpsons).

Otto Mann (The Simpsons).

Papi Boulevardez (The Proud Family).

Pitch Black (Rise of the Guardians).

Powerpuff Girls share the reader.

Prismo (Adventure Time).

Professor Venomous with a reader who’s a civilian that acts as a parental figure to Fink (OK K.O.! Let's Be Heroes).

Puss in Boots.

Randal Boggs x lector humano, donde Randal está en la casa del lector cuando es un fugitivo.

Ratchet (Ratchet & Clank) who gets possessive over the reader after he gets jealous of other people trying to get near them (he/him pronouns for the reader).

Rattlesnake Jake (Rango).

Rhys Strongfork (Tales From the Borderlands | Borderlands 3).

Rin Okumura (Blue Exorcist).

Rise! Krang! Reader ends up in 2012! TMNT universe, and they are shaken when they discover just how long their "counterpart's" plans have taken to conquer Earth; while they're stuck here, helping them out might prove to be entertaining. However, the Kraang seem to be taking more interest in them than they'd like.

Rottmnt boys were on patrol, and they decided to check on Y/N. They look through the window to see Y/N hugging a plush version of the brothers and kissing the plush. "I love you... ugh, why can't I just say it straight to his face?!" said Y/N.

Sabretooth and Wolverine with the same mutant teen, who happens to be a feral mutant like them, but isn't interested in joining the X-Men, Brotherhood, or Acolytes.

Seymour Skinner (The Simpsons).

Spear and Fang with a feisty neanderthal who doesn't seem to notice how small they are and tries to fight the two (Primal).

Spider-Man 2099 | Miguel O'Hara with a reader who's an accidental spidey (like they were not supposed to be a Spider-Man, to begin with) and has a living MJ who they love back home.

Splatter Phoenix, where the reader is a rival artist.

SpongeBob SquarePants or DoodleBob.

Stanford Pines (Gravity Falls).

Sun Wukong, where a shy and kind reader joins the group as a healer (Monkey King Reborn).

Team Avatar (Avatar: The Last Airbender).

Tenth Doctor (Doctor Who).

The Spot (Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse).

The kids in New Holland and a new kid, preferably with quite a bit of Nassor and Victor (Frankenweenie).

Trevor Philips and Michael De Santa are surrogate dads! Maybe they meet the reader on a one-off mission or even almost run them over and are like, "Welp ... you're ours now!" and take it upon themselves to adopt the reader (GTA V).

Tributes of the first or second movie fight to prove they can take care of the tribute reader best, and whoever wins gets the reader (The Hunger Games).

Turbo (Wreck-It Ralph).

Victor Van Dort (Corpse Bride).

Viktor Humphries (Slime Rancher).

Webby, Lena, and Violet team-up (DuckTales 2017).

Wes with an extremely paranoid reader who loves and gets extremely calmer with his balloons. They just feel at peace seeing all of those colorful little shapes around them (Don't Starve).

Wilson and the reader come into The Constant at the same time, work together to get out, and the reader ends up making it to Maxwell first. After working together so much, Wilson is willing to try anything so they'll be freed (Don't Starve).

Wolf! Reader is best friends with the Penguins of Madagascar and follows them everywhere in the events of the movie, but now they caught Dave’s eye so they have to stop him from kidnapping and following her and destroying all penguins.

Wood Scouts minus Jermy with a reader who's not supposed to be a scout and is the opposite of what the tough, outdoorsy boys should be (Camp Camp).

Zane (Ninjago).

Zohakuten (Kimetsu no Yaiba).

The Big Ones:

Imagine this: a new animator for Warner bros comes in to work. They noticed the Warner sibling acting zany to the max and decided to doodle them one day. Once they finished their doodles of the Warner sibs, they went to buy a drink but left it on a table outside on accident. The Warner sibs see it and are amazed by it. But they are unknown to who is the artist behind these amazing drawings. The animator goes back to collect their sketchbook after getting their drink, of course, before the Warner sibs hide discreetly to see who the artist is. The animator sighs in relief to see that their sketchbook is back in their own hands. They quickly go back to their department before their lunch ends. The Warner siblings soon find their interest piqued in this animator, so they go to see them, but the animator has no clue on who “the Animaniacs” are because they were born after their show ended. They become good friends. Instead of scowling and getting mad at their jokes, they simply laugh and are patient with them. Eventually, one day, pinky and brain make a portal gun where if they shoot someone, they will be teleported to another timeline. The animaniacs find this portal gun and start to shoot everywhere for fun and accidentally shoot their animator friend. They are distraught and ask pink and brain for help. Animator friend gets teleported to animaniacs 1993, in the year 1995. They take the role of temp nurse with hello nurse and Dr Scratch n sniff . Of course, finding pinky and brain to help them to go back to their world (2024). From their animator friend disguised as temp nurse, meets the Warner siblings and start their friendship all over again except in the year 1995. The animator friend always laughed when the Warner brothers say “Hello nurse” and dot replying “it’s hard to be the strong one”. Always greeting them with a hello and how are you. Animator friend even stuck up for them when the ceo and Dr Scratch n sniff was talking smack about them. Eventually, the brain managed to find a way for the reader to go back home. The Warner sibs were sad and that’s when animator friend told them that they were from the future and that they were friends in that timeline and that they will return but instead they will work there as a different profession. Animator friend returns, and all is back to normal. The Warner sibs don’t realize that animator friends and temp nurses are the same person. So after the day animator friend went back to their timeline, the animation department got egg bombed, and all their equipment had stayed in the department, so all the animators had to take temporary jobs in the studio. Animator got the nurse job again, dr scratch n sniff recognizes animation friend (he knew it was animation friend disguised as temp nurse because they needed a disquise to stay in the studio so brain can get the portal gun ready to send friend home. Brain explained to scratch n sniff, and the 3 of them were a team temporarily) . And since the hello nurse was away on vacation dr scratch n sniff needed the help. The Warner sibs decided to pay a visit to Dr Scratch n sniff and unknowingly see temp nurse (animation friend). They were ready to cry and jump on animation friend, saying how much they’ve missed them. Dr Scratch n sniff is confused going “guys it animator friend you just saw them 15 min ago”. That’s when they connected the dots and were like “what!” During the next 3 weeks, they were attached to animator friend like glue.

Riddler and Batman rivalry, with Riddler's obsession being more romantic and Batman's being more platonic (BTAS).

You used to work with Edward back at Competitron, helping out with the game a little bit (possible romantic tension between the two of you), but distanced yourself after the whole 'Trying to kill Mockridge' thing. Batman, at one point, had come around to ask you questions about him and your employer. After Edward got sent to Arkham, maybe you were writing to him, hoping he could get better, but really not visiting him, maybe just intimidated by the place or too scared to see fully what he's become.

Batman checks up with you frequently, making sure you're not too disheartened by Edward becoming the Riddler, along with helping you move on. Later, when Riddler gets trapped in virtual reality, it's the first time you really visit him, and you really start waiting for him to wake up — Batman is there of course, because he really doesn't like the idea of leaving you alone with him, coma-like state or not.

Eventually, when Riddler comes back, you help him get used to being back in his body — physical therapy and whatnot — helping him be on good behaviour — leading up to him being on parole.

Finally, Riddler's free, the Wacko Toys deal is going great, and he actually has the connection with you he lost long ago. Things couldn't be better! Until Batman comes in, knowing he isn't reformed at all. You fight against the idea, because why wouldn't you? You believed in Edward, and you hope that eventually Batman sees it, too.

Finally, the Wacko Toys party; and Riddler and you are actually having the time of your lives — catching up, playful flirtation, all the fun stuff. Then Batman comes in again, telling Riddler in a one-on-one that he knows he 'can't help himself', and how long does 'he plan on lying to you?'

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Kitchen:

What is the character’s favourite food?: doesn't have a true ' favorite, ' so to speak, just a few dishes it favors with a big emphasis on few; skekTek's a terribly picky eater, bordering on meticulous. greens along the lines of tuber plants i.e merkeep — cooked throughly — are high on the short list. it will eat meat and eat it regularly but only really if it's chewy or kinda stringy, armalig is definitely high on the list due it's texture, something skekTek is also meticulous about. oh, and those little grub / wormlike creatures we see here and there. those are delicacies to them and they'll eat ' em raw and by the dozen, especially the bigger and chunky ones. Are they good at cooking? How good/bad?: definitely not good at it. it has only cooked once in it's life and it was essentially just them holding a chunk of landstrider thigh over an open flame in the laboratory and hating every second of it. never again. Do they leave the dishes out?: the skeksis eat as a group in the dining hall and leave the dishes to podling servants each and every time, but skekTek doesn't exactly get to dine with fellow lords often. most of it's meals are leftovers gleamed from the kitchen when it's supposed to be closed, and there's usually small stacks of plates and soup bowls here or there in the lab when they're really in the zone and can't be bothered to move them right at that moment, but skekTek values it's organized clutter and will never leave something unwanted out for long. again, meticulous. What kind of food is in their refrigerator?: no refrigerator, but as i mentioned above, skekTek takes leftovers for itself and nurses off of those as it works, too caught - up to properly eat. there's a few boxes in a room towards the back of the lab that store greens, nebrie cheese, the aforementioned grubby creatures, and sometimes live crawlies. Do they cook, eat out or get take-away/delivered food?: see above.

Living Room:

How does the character spend weekends?: breaks are rare and far-between for the scientist, and they're nothing grand when they do happen. just skekTek with the books it knows to be unvandilzed by the scroll-keeper ( luckily that's most scientific accounts ) and the company of it's beasitary. to tell the truth, they don't exactly ... know how to spend time casually. skekTek's brain is an odd machine constantly firing on all cylinders, and they have no patience for things more ... fiddly. if it doesn't have a purpose, there's no point basically. though in the golden age, it would venture out of the lab more often and visist ha'rar's library. and if skekTek ever got a true break it'd probably, realistically, just sleep for hours and hours on end. What do they do with friends?: do animals kept as lab rats it bonded to out of loneliness and frustration with the others count as friends, and does idly babbling to them about it's projects or day or problems count as spending time with friends. What’s their favorite pastime?: sitting away from anyone who can bother them, working on a pet project that's entirely their own, no demanding emperor or sly chamberlain. just skekTek.

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How does the character prepare in the morning?: skekTek awakes usually a full hour before the greater sun rises ( when it actually sleeps ) as to get an early start and beat any of it's kin to the spa, as skeksis share bathchambers and it has a strong dislike for bathing — let alone disrobing — in another's presence. really the only reason it bathes is just because the grime starts to feel uncomfortable after a while, even by skekTek's standards.

in fact bathing is a strong word actually, what skekTek does is more akin to a once-over with a soapy rag, then leaving immediately after. it may share the hedonistic streak all castle skeksis do, but has no time to soak or care about things like flower petals in the water or fancy smells. from there on, it's tidying up yesterday's mess and making sure everything in the workstation is in it's proper place — as it has to be for the scientist to work without stress. it's a very simple morning routine really, especially when compared to the others.

Do they sing in the shower?: no. and if it's unlucky enough to end up sharing the baths with another, and they do such a thing, it'll be Miserable. What kind of hair product/make-up do they use?: sure skekTek has an ego and considered itself rather handsome in it's youth, but it doesn't value beauty the same way other courtiers do and has no definition of self - care. things like perfumes or make - up would eventually end up masked or smeared or sent running by the heat and fumes of the laboratory anyways, as i mentioned above skekTek only really cares about things if it considers them to have a point. in it's youth, it still didn't care very much but was more begrudgingly obliged to allow the ornamentalist to gussy up those blue feathers for a special occasion. the maudras' don't like smelling chemicals and oil at meetings or dinners. How clean is this character?: ^^^ nasty. Does the character have thousands of shampoo/shower gel bottles by the shower, or do they use only the bare essentials?: ^^^^^^^^^^ is dull, scent - less soap a bare essential.

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How do they sleep? (Position, sleeping habits, bedtime routines): usually it just falls asleep at it's desk with a workbook as a pillow, but, when it can make it to it's chambers, it just shambles to bed grime and all and collapses. it's a noisy sleeper, grunts and various birdy sounds, and sleeps either curled in on itself or sprawled every which way — limbs and tail hanging over edges, on it's belly, on it's back, sometimes sagging off the side usually. it's a light sleeper and woken easily. on that note, it's also rather restless and tossed and turns. in it's younger days, when trying to properly sleep, it would just stare at the ceiling for hours before eventually hauling itself up to go to the lab. What are their pajamas like?: again, either falls asleep in it's regular robes, or a simple silk nightgown; similar to the emperor's but not as decorative. there's a few sewn designs and frills here and there, but there all victim to skekTek's fidgeting habit, plucked at excessively. What do they dream about usually?: like all skeksis at the castle save for the emperor, skekTek is incapable of dreaming, How neat/tidy are they?: organized clutter. to anyone else, it's messy and roundabout, to skekTek everything is order and if you mess it up they'll stress out. How affectionate are they?: in the negatives. loathes giving it, gets uncomfortable upon receiving, and generally doesn't like thinking about it. the closest it's gotten to it is petting sidetic's head through the bars, as it's the one lab animal not scared of them.

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What is the character afraid of?: hm.

the emperor, losing worth, being thrown away by the emperor, anything happening to it's good eye, being forgotten ... it's also developed a form of claustrophobia and can't handle not being able to move it's head or having it's face covered.

How do they deal with bad memories?: it doesn't. it internalizes, stews in them and becomes more and more angry over it all until inevitably lashing out at the world. or it just represses them. What is this character’s role in a horror movie?: the monster. How do they hide their secrets?: very well, though the emperor and chamberlain see through it clearly.

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kships4you · 8 years ago

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Hi!~ I would love to request a written ship with BTS, please?

I’m 5'7, an ENFJ, scorpio, have a long black hair, dark eyes, fair skin, oval face & chubby cheeks. I’m the eldest of four, making me reliable & a good leader. I’m very caring, affectionate, kind and strong both physically & mentally. I get competitive & fearless sometimes. I’m a good listener so as a good adviser. I have so much love to share with everyone, especially my family & people I care. I just love others and always wish them well. Everyone can be my friends! I do things fast, walk fast, work fast, speak fast but I always think through it before act. I’m very sensitive to the feeling of my close ones. If I love, they will have all of me and my support. I’ll treat them like they are special as they deserve and they can trust me that they’d be the only one. I’ll fill what they lack and I’ll cut down what that’s too much. If they’re ‘yes’, they’ll always be my 'yes’. I’m good with children, they make me super happy! 😍. I can cook too. My friends say I’m persuasive, funny, very friendly and very warm. I’m good with words and always want to be there for my friends. I LIKE flowers, animals, coffee ☕️ & LOVE cuddling, skinship and watching movie (horror movies are my fav). I enjoy amusement park & advanturous things. I really like stars gazing and going for a walk at night. Listening to music is things. I love the sound of piano the most. I’m perfectionist. I don’t really like changes. I hate heat & worst with directions. I’m always there for my siblings. Smile’s always on my face & I hope everyone can smile, too. I like someone who is firm both with his actions and his words. The one who keeps his promise and doesn’t lie brcause I’d trust him and only him whole heartly. I’m indecisive and not good with change. So, it’s ok if he’s not the strongest but can give me a sense of steadiness and security. I’m ok with not seeing him everyday but if something happen, I hope he’ll stand beside me. Someone that I know he’ll always be there. I’m not the type to open my worries to others fast and likely to say it’s fine. In fact, I just need someone who will face me and tell me to be honest with him. I prefer those who have my picture in their phone/ wallet proudly over those who have a lot of money. Money can be earned. I want someone who work hard and know about saving. It’d be great if he’s family-oriented and loves his family. If I love someone, I love his family too.

Thank you so much and take your time. Hwaiting ♥ I’m supporting you~ 😬 I hope you have a lovely day filled with smiles and love.❤️❤️❤️

No problem!! Thank you for your kindness, you're so sweet!

I ship you with Rap Monster, Namjoon!

I shipped you @channynipa with Namjoon because you guys fit each others personalities so well! When you are having a bad day, he’ll cheer you up with his handsome smile! gif. Namjoon will cuddle, go out to get food for you Honestly thats the best thing. He is also very reliable and you can trust him with your life, and he will do the same. He is also very adventurous, which means he will take you to the moon if he has to. xD. He will protect you and give you courage and happiness. He is very strong and handsome!

I hope you liked it! I had so much fun! I hope you have a wonderful day and “Never Let Go of Your Dreams...” - Unknown.

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shirolobo · 7 years ago

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Shiro's Angels Chapter 2

The next morning Shiro opened his eyes seeing that he was on the sofa when he noticed a weight on top of him causing him to look down seeing the face of Ino who was fully naked with a blanket over her fast asleep with her head on his chest smiling with Shiro smiling himself when he lifted Ino up so he could get up from the sofa and lied her down before he left to his bathroom to get cleaned up. Once he was wearing fresh clothes Shiro returned to the living room seeing that Ino was gone leaving a note on the sofa which he picked up and saw that it said *Sorry I left without telling you, but I know that you're busy in the morning as am I. My number is at the bottom, hopefully you'd call me later after you completed the next stage of my little game. Good luck Shishi. Love, your little piggy*. Shiro couldn't stop an amused smile from appearing on his face from reading the last part as he wrote down Ino's number into his touch phone before picking up his steel briefcase and headed for his job at the White Mist Woods Clinic as a Doctor. Shiro arrived in his office putting his steel briefcase down on his desk and took a seat with the morning giving patients check ups who kept pointing out the purple marking on his face which he told them that he had an accident so not to worry them when about noon he was having ham, tomato and cheese sandwiches with a small cup of tea as he looked at the small paper map Ino gave him with the red X on the Butchery.

Shiro: *Just who exactly that works there has a thing for me? I may have shopped there a few times for chicken and the desert area for those rainbow cakes but I haven't seen a girl who would take an interest in me*.

Once he had finished his meal and the last of his drink Shiro got back to work doing some paperwork since he wouldn't be getting any patients in the afternoon. With his job done for the day Shiro left the Clinic taking and followed the path that would led him to the Butchery which he arrived after a few minutes of walking making his way inside seeing no one at the counter with a display case showing different kinds of meat from pork to chicken and beef while on one side of the room was a large shelf with different variety of cakes but his main focus was on the folded piece of paper on the counter that he picked up and unfolded it seeing that it said *Follow the red arrows*. Shiro soon spotted a red arrow pointing in the back room of the Butchery which he made his way behind the counter and opened the doors seeing cut meat on the tables.

Shiro: *Turn day to night and this would be a setting out of a horror movie*.

Shiro spotted a red arrow on the side of the table that had a cut up pig which he followed in the direction that it was pointing in leading him to a pair of double doors that would lead him into a meat locker with a coat on the wall that had a built in heating system sewn into it.

Shiro: *Do I really got to go in there? And how the heck can she even survive in that kind of temperature for so long?*.

Shiro put the coat over himself feeling the heating system working automatically as he pushed open the doors and made his way inside the meat locker seeing that racks of cow and pig strung up on rails by hooks as he started making his way through the large room sized freezer that kept all the meat fresh so it wouldn't rot when he spotted something standing in between 2 large racks of cow that was a human being who stuck their head out wearing a mask that had a pink and purple coloured theme to it having 6 grey stud like markings 3 acting as the purple mouth plate like design that had a black unique designed V and the top part on the forehead having a black marking that looked like the blades of a Sai before the masked person moved their head back hiding in place. Once he made his way where he saw the person Shiro saw that it was a girl who's back was in his direction wearing nothing but a pair of magenta thigh-high high-heel boots and long magenta fingerless gloves with long black sharp fingernails showing off her slight muscular naked body especially her well trained butt who turned her masked head in his direction so she could see him as she palmed her butt cheeks and spread them.

Masked Girl: I know what you like handsome. So go right ahead and worship it in anyway you like.

Shiro was a bit sceptical about doing this since he barely knew who this girl was and not because of the mask as her voice didn't sound familiar but seeing the trouble she went through to do this for him Shiro decided to go along with it which he knelt down behind her putting his nose up against her butt hole and sniffed deeply causing the masked girl to moan hearing this when it increased in volume when she felt Shiro starting to lick her running his tongue along her vaginal lips and butt hole.

Masked Girl: Oh yes. Lick deeper. eat me out!

Shiro stuck his tongue inside the Masked Girl's vagina and started licking her insides hitting all of her good spots who moaned loudly behind her mask as she grabbed the back of Shiro's head with both her hands and pushed his face closer so his tongue would go deeper when after about 5 minutes the masked girl screamed and came spraying her juices in Shiro's mouth who drank it all down his throat before the masked girl began panting from the ordeal. Seeing that the masked girl had gotten her breath back and her grip slacken on the back of his head Shiro got to his feet just as the masked girl who still had her back to him used her left hand to grip the zipper of his pants and pulled it down then took out his penis wrapping her hand around it causing her to purr from how big it was which took Shiro by surprise by the sudden purr sound she made when he started groaning from feeling the masked girl stroking him off but shiver slightly from feeling the cold around it. Once Shiro's penis fully erect as well as feel it shiver in her hand the masked girl used her free hand to spread her butt cheeks positioning his erection to her butt hole then pushed back with enough force to make the whole thing to go up her butt causing them both to moan with Shiro from the warmth and tightness and the masked girl from the size that stretched her inner walls.

Masked Girl: Warm enough for you?

Shiro: V' Very warm.

The masked girl smirked to herself behind her mask feeling prideful in her own body when she felt Shiro grip her hips which she rested up against the cold wall in front of her sticking her butt out more just as Shiro pulled half of his erection out and thrust it back in then started thrusting in and out at a steady pace causing the masked girl to moan from the action.

Masked Girl: Harder. Please.

Not one to deny anyone after saying the magic word Shiro started banging the masked girl's butt harder and faster who moaned in complete euphoria as she pushed her hips back each time Shiro entered her. After about 10 minutes of having her butt banged the masked girl couldn't hold it in anymore as she screamed and came with her juices spraying out of her when after one hard thrust Shiro groaned and came pouring his seed inside the masked girl's butt before he rested against her back with herself against the wall in front of her panting from the ordeal. Once he got his breath back Shiro pulled out of the masked girl who turned around to face him and presented her breasts to him who saw her nipples sticking out due to the cold which he put his mouth over her right one and started sucking on it with his tongue licking her nipple causing her to moan from the feeling as she palmed the back of his head to keep him in place. Shiro soon removed his mouth from the masked girl's breast when he saw her grip the bottom of her mask feeling a little hesitant of taking it off.

Masked Girl: Before I remove the mask and show you my identity, I need to show you something that will most likely make you hate me.

With the warning given the masked girl lifted the bottom of her mask so far up only exposing her mouth that were lined with large sharp teeth with no lips which did surprise Shiro at first but wasn't scared by it in fact he palmed the masked girl's face rubbing it affectionately while sporting a kind smile on his face.

Shiro: Why should I hate you?

This took the masked girl by surprise as she thought Shiro would at least be scared of her.

Masked Girl: But. I'm a monster.

Shiro: One's physical appearance does not make them a monster, only their intention. Just because you have the teeth of a predator doesn't mean you are a threat. Unless of course you give me a reason to be scared of you.

The masked girl listened to every word that came out of Shiro's mouth causing her teeth to smile before she put the mask back in place covering her face once more as she took hold of Shiro's penis and started stroking it in turn making Shiro groan from the feeling. Once she felt Shiro's penis erect in her hand the masked girl lied on the floor on her back bringing Shiro down on top of her before she wrapped her legs around his waist and brought him forward causing the whole erection to go inside her vagina making her moan loudly from having her inner walls stretched while Shiro groaned and feeling the masked girl tightening her vaginal walls around him. Feeling the masked girl's legs slacken from around his waist Shiro held her boot ankles spreading her legs a little widely in the air as he soon started to move his hips causing his erection to go in and out of the masked girl at a steady pace who lied there on the cold floor moaning.

Masked Girl: Hammer me. Please hammer me!!

Shiro granted the masked girl's request and started doing her harder and faster causing her moans to go louder when after abut 5 minutes seeing that Shiro was about ready to cum and was about to pull out she grabbed his hands and had them let go of her legs so she could wrapped them around his waist keeping him inside her who groaned and came pouring his seed inside of her causing her to scream in pleasure cumming herself before Shiro fell on top of the masked girl's bare chest who wrapped her arms around him with the pair of them panting from the ordeal. Once they got their breath back the masked girl let Shiro pull out of her and get to his feet so he could put himself to rights when something was tossed at him that he caught and saw that it was the mask he ordered when he looked and saw that the girl had chin length black hair and orange cat like eyes wearing a magenta mask over her mouth and was now wearing a magenta leotard that was quite revealing especially the chest area that was split in a V fashion with strings in the front crisscrossing showing off her large cleavage who made her way over to Shiro sporting the most loving look in her eyes.

Mileena: My name is Mileena, and I am so happy that you accept me even with my appearance my beloved. I wish I could kiss you... but.

Mileena looked away with her eyes sporting a sad look to them as she trailed off which Shiro knew what she was going to say which he took out a business card and handed it to Mileena who accepted it while her eyes sported a confused look.

Shiro: I know someone who specialises in skin graft. Unfortunately he can't do anything about your teeth, but he can style it so it looks like it's a part of your face while giving you skin and lips on the front of your mouth to make you look a little like us.

Mileena's eyes widened from what Shiro had told her when they soon had a loving look to them as she wrapped her arms around him in a loving manner resting her chin on his left shoulder.

Mileena: Thank you my beloved. Once it's successful, the first thing I'm going to do is give you a big kiss.

Shiro smiled in a humoured manner as he hugged Mileena in return when they decided to leave the meat locker with Shiro taking the coat off that he used and left the Butchery but before she decided to go her own way Mileena gave Shiro a folded up note and took her leave to see the person that Shiro suggested while Shiro decided to head home to add his new mask to his collection.

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