#hamburgerhowdy

[deepfry-enjoyer]

Jus' dun go askin' that aroen' Switzerland. Dun need the two gun nuts go'hin after each other. . .

[S n o r t-]

An' aye, waell. Many o'us dun even need cars, so we couldan' drive fer a day even if we wanted.

Exactly! Like, what the fuck is a "Lick-tin-spine"? Cut me some slack!

I think everyone forgets I'm on a whole-ass different continent. Y'all have centuries of traveling between each other while I can drive for a whole day and still be in the same country.

[cryingyetcourageous]

[[I swear I'll be on starting either tomorrow or Saturday. Life has been kicking my ass and I gotta get things together. Just about ready to whip up replies to the folks I owe!

If you'd be interested in starting an RP on here, fort-no-more, or hamburgerhowdy, feel free to let me know! I also have home-assembled-dad now, a Sve, but I'm still kinda rusty after over a year of not writing him, so only request him if you can handle mildly-OOC responses until I get the swing of things]]

[bates--boy]

𝐄𝐱𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐞'𝐬 𝐯𝐢𝐫𝐭𝐮𝐞𝐬 :

example: Virtue Excess ○○○●●●|○○○○○○ Deficiency

Courage Rashness ○○○●●●|●○○○○○ Cowardice

Temperance Licentiousness ○○○○●●|●●●○○○ Insensibility

Liberality Prodigality ○○○●●●|●○○○○○ Illiberality

Magnificence Vulgarity ○○●●●●|●○○○○○ Pettiness

Great-souledness Vanity ○○○●●●|●○○○○○ Pusillanimity

Proper ambition Ambition ●●●●●●|○○○○○○ Unambitiousness

Patience Irascibility ○○●●●●|●○○○○○ Lack of Spirit

Truthfulness Boastfulness ○○●●●●|○○○○○○ Understatement

Wittiness Buffoonery ○○●●●●|●●●○○○ Boorishness

Friendliness Flattery ○○○○●●|●●○○○○ Surliness

Modesty Shyness ○○○○●●|●○○○○○ Shamelessness

Righteous indignation Envy ○○○○●●|●●●○○○ Malicious enjoyment

tagged by: @nezumivc103221

tagging: @cryingyetcourageous/@hamburgerhowdy/@fort-no-more @paralianprince/@eonatic @teableeds/@coffeebleeds @the-expatriate @ourfairdominion

[bates--boy]

// Yoooo I was tagged in this cool maker by @paralianprince and I really like it and I think you should try it, too!

tagging: @ourfairdominion @nezumivc103221 @the-expatriate @heta-micronomics @hamburgerhowdy

[bates--boy]

I wouldn't try Tilda because I don't know a thing about her, really. And really, would it truly matter if I made a diss track about Chris Evans? It's all for the lolz like you said, isn't it? Besides, I thought Sam Wilson was Captain America, now. Isn't Steve supposed to be old and close to dying?

Maybe instead of violence, we try... brain surgery? Because that doesn't sound normal, Alfred.

I... okay, that sounds doable. Weird, but doable. But I think I want to punch up in this diss track instead of down. Probably like Chris Evans.

And wouldn't it be easier to put a shock collar on you? Give you a little zap instead of risking furthering your brain damage.

[sea-enjoyer]

Of course! I'm out of Arthur's jurisdiction, and my gun laws are much more relaxed.

And naturally! I'll try my best, though, so don't go too hard on me.

Oh, don't you know it—

[It was growing fractally wrong, and it was almost difficult to keep up with him. Still, his unsure smile was steadily growing into an amused grin as he went on.]

You should definitely make the trip sometime, I'd love to see you. We could go shooting or something. . .

Oi, in the meantime, I might take a crack at labelling your place. Certainly, I won't get all fifty, but perhaps a few?

[bates--boy]

[Whispers somewhat to himself] There goes the neighborhood.

[He's teasing, he's teasing!]

BUCKLE UP, CHUCKLEFUCKS! THE

MOTHERFUCKIN’ BIRTHDAY BOY

IS BACK IN TOWN!!!!!

[springswallow]

Oh, I see... They are not a girl band, but rather, a group of superheroes? ... 有趣！

I knew the Marvel franchise had ended, but it sounds as though you are trying to revitalize it. I look forward to your proposal of a movie script if you have not written one already. I expect only the highest quality!

@springswallow

*taking notes* So you have made your HIGHLY classified forces into *checks same notes* a broken-apart girl band? ------------ Kinda! Basically, yeah. With all sorts of abilities. Angela is able to go into, like, a Matrix-esque Bullet Time with hyper-reflexes. Rita's immune to fire, Mary can see in the dark, Jessica shoots lasers from her toddies. Bioengineering and human experimentation are WILD, dude. . . .

except, uh, we didn't engineer Jessica's thing. She just does that. We don't know why.

She just started doing it. Also she speaks backwards now? Like, eyes roll back, speaks in tongues, froths at the mouth, fires lasers from her chest.

We do not ask about Jessica.

[bates--boy]

[And yet, Peter stands there, watching Alfrrd with a flight frown]

... Okay.

Anyway, I can't. The warehouse I'm partnered with is already backed up with a shit ton of the merch I already have, and we have to push those out to the public before we can even think of diversifying our products.

Plus, I don't even know if having a plush toy of yourself is even a good idea. A lot of weirdoes out there...

Someone in my chat said that they can't wait to turn me into a marketable plus. Annnnnnd I don't know how to feel about that.

[He looks down briefly, scrunched his brows in thought]

... What does that even mean?

[sea-enjoyer]

Oh, don't you know it—

[It was growing fractally wrong, and it was almost difficult to keep up with him. Still, his unsure smile was steadily growing into an amused grin as he went on.]

You should definitely make the trip sometime, I'd love to see you. We could go shooting or something. . .

Oi, in the meantime, I might take a crack at labelling your place. Certainly, I won't get all fifty, but perhaps a few?

HELL YEAH! Of course I know my Sea-dude! Anyone whose very existence is a big ol' "fuck you" to Sir Gentleman is good in my books.

[Alfred knows he doesn't know where Sealand actually is. Somewhere off the coast of England, sure, but which coast? Damn if he knows. But Peter is going along with the joke, and something about that makes him absolutely giddy.]

Gotta be nice, feeling that breeze off the Red Sea all day. I really gotta get a beach house again. It's been a hot minute. Hey, then I could sail on over and visit! It's gotta be, what, a 10-hour boat trip? I can make that in a day.

[He racks up mistakes, certain that Peter is in on the joke after his lack of correction.]

We've kinda got a lot in common, so we def need to hang out more!

[paralianprince]

[ ... Hmmm... ]

My left foot they are! You're messin' with me. Right, look, look at your map again...

If such were the case, you'd've left room for Ivan on the map in the first place, but you didn't, so-- yeah, prove it! Citation needed or it didn't happen.

. . .Comic book names? They’re real places. Slokovia is the one who’s always simping for Czech and Latveria is Ivan’s Mini-Me henchman dude. Just because they show up in comics doesn’t make them not real. What, does Captain America mean I’m not real? C’mon, man.

[sea-enjoyer]

[Ibiza. He was mistaken for Ibiza, of all places. But there was something heartwarming about the notion that he had actual land, and was included on a map. . . Next to his brothers, no less. At first he was bewildered, a thick Kirkland brow raising in confusion — but it faded and gave way to an unsure but flattered little smile, lapping up this moment of affirmation.]

I—. . . Yes. You've got it.

[As traitorous as his thoughts were, he could not help but wonder what it would be like to be Spain's little brother, instead. He did always treat Romano so well, didn't he? Damn, now he was wishing he was Ibiza.]

Very well done. Impressive, for someone an ocean away!

[paralianprince]

Good grief. Some tiny kid who's not even any good at art, and so could not participate otherwise, traces yours one time tryin' to come in on your side about somethin' important and you run to the coppers about it instead of handlin' the situation yourself, what sort of honourable man are you?

AND-- if you'd actually look for a second instead of cryin' about it, mine's got Monaco and Andorra and Lux and Liechtenstein in, Fin's in there now, I put the 'idk' somewhere else... it's totally unique!

Yeah, that's- [sQUINTS-] that's literally the same map, broski. That's art theft. I'm callin' the cops.

[deepfry-enjoyer]

Aye, Ah dun see nothin' wrong weth et.

[He gives a small nod of approval. Never mind that he's Corsica -- he can be Corsica. Big fan of France.]

Who's tellin' ye otherwise?

Time to learn ya'll some facts, homeskillets. I KNOW WHAT EUROPE IS, ALRIGHT?! Gawd.

[sea-enjoyer]

Oi... an' where am I, exactly?

Time to learn ya'll some facts, homeskillets. I KNOW WHAT EUROPE IS, ALRIGHT?! Gawd.

[paralianprince]

They went not appearin' on this map, you ninny! Obviously if we add in what looks like comic book names, ✧･ﾟ:* it'll make people confused, m8! *:･ﾟ✧

[ sea how did you do that with your voice ]

You actually got Serbia right, though, I like, triple checked.

Finland isn’t even on the map! If I put an arrow to what looks like open water, then obviously it’d make folks confused, bud! Here-

I don’t think any of those are real places. Y’all wanna tell me there’s some place call Lick-ten-spines? Bro, that’s nasty. Don’t joke like that.  . . .Wait, where’d Latveria and Slokovia go?!