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duckapus · 1 year ago

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It honestly makes sense that Noir and Ham didn't end up in the Spider Society because a Nazi-punching Detective and a Cartoon Reporter would've almost immediately clocked everything wrong with Miguel's "stick to the script" "some losses are acceptable and necessary, actually" philosophy, and they would not have been able to be nearly as subtle as Hobie when going against him.

#spiderverse #across the spiderverse #spider man noir #spider ham #spiderman 2099 #peter benjamin parker #peter porker #miguel o'hara #spider punk #hobie brown #i really hope we get to see their reactions to peter b gwen and peni explaining how they done fucked up #ham knows better than nearly any other spider what it's like living by a script #and frankly he much prefers improv #no spider person in their right mind is on speaking terms with “acceptable losses”#unfortunately there are currently only ten in their right mind and one of them is a baby

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