#halt and will

[hermitmoss]

when halt was young, he would have given anything for his father to put him above his kingdom only once.

so, he puts his son above his kingdom.

[zerojanitor]

twitter: currently owned by techbro pissman

tumblr: actively removing functionality and bloating the interface with things nobody uses

discord: being retooled by ex-Meta management who don't understand the appeal of the platform

youtube: neutered by advertisers and algorithms and also tiktokification

reddit: half of the site is down due to protests about the outrageous monetization of third-party API support

facebook: my mom is on there

[seldompathic]

If he was anything but pure I would rather face the rapture

[thepetulantcat]

Leute, es ist canon!

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[basi-boy]

Europawahl 2024 moodboard

[irishyuri]

season 1!morgana you make me so very upset

[the-frog-blog]

[pangur-and-grim]

-_- apparently the cut-off for this thing I want to submit to (which closes tomorrow) is 70k words, and I’ve got 67k

I need to think of three thousand words of bullshit to pad this thing. like a chapter where everyone goes for coffee, or something. 

[kizzer55555]

DP x DC: The Most Dangerous Card Game

Ok so Danny has essentially claimed earth as his. And he is fully aware that there are constant threats to the planet. Now he can’t stop a threat that originates on earth (that’s something he’ll leave to the Justice league) but he can do something about outside threats. Doing some research on ancient spells, rituals, and artifacts, he cast a world wide barrier on the planet to protect it from hostile threats so they cannot enter. This will prevent another Pariah Dark incident. However, barriers like this come at a price. You see, there are two ways to make a barrier. Either make one powered up by your own energy and power (which would be constantly draining) or set up a barrier with rules. The way magic works is that nothing can be absolutely indestructible. It must have a weakness. The most powerful barriers weren’t the ones reinforced with layer after layer of protective charms and buffed up with power. Those could eventually be destroyed either by being overpowered, wearing them down, or by cutting off the original power source. No, the most powerful barriers were the ones with a deliberate weakness. A barrier indestructible except for one spot. A cage that can only be opened from the outside. Or that can only be passed with a key or by solving a riddle. So Danny chooses this type of barrier and does the necessary ritual and pours in enough power to make it. And he adds his condition for anyone to enter. 

Now the Justice league? Find out about the barrier when Trigon attempts to attack, they were preparing after he threatened what he would do once he got to earth. How he would destroy them. The Justice league tried to take the fight to him first but were utterly destroyed, so they retreated home to tend to their injuries, and fortify earth for one. Last. Stand. Only when Trigon makes his big entrance…he’s stopped.

The Justice league watch in awe as this thin see-through barrier with beautiful green swirls and speckled white lights like stars apears blocking Trigon and his army’s advance. The barrier looks so thin and fragile yet no matter how hard the warlord hits, none of his attacks can get through and neither can he damage said barrier. That’s when Constantine and Zatanna recognizes what this barrier is. Something only a powerful entity could create. For a moment, the league is filled with hope that Trigon can’t get through yet Constantine also explains that it’s not impenetrable. And clearly Trigon knows this too for he calls out a challenge. 

And that’s when, in a flash of light, a tiny glowing teenager appears. He looked absolutly minuscule compared to Trigon and yet practically glowed with power (this isn’t a King Danny AU though).

And that is when the conditions for passing the barrier are revealed. And the Justice realize that the only thing stopping Trigon and his army from decimating earth. The only way he can get through….is by beating this glowing teenager in a card game. 

Not just any card game though. The most convoluted game Sam, Danny, and Tucker invented themselves. It’s like the infinite realms version of magic the gathering, combined with Pokémon, and chess. And Danny is the master. So sit down Trigon and let’s play.

(The most intense card game of the Justice league’s life).

After Danny wins, this happens a few more times with outer word beings and possibly even demons attempting to invade earth, yet none have been able to beat the mysterious teenager in a card game. Constantine might even take a crack at it and try to figure out how to play. He’s really bad though. Every time this happens, the Justice league worry that this might be the time the teenager looses. Yet every time, he wins (even if only barely). 

Meanwhile, Danny, Sam, and Tucker have gotten addicted to the game and play it almost daily. Some teachers might seem them playing the game are are like ‘awww how cute’ not realizing this game is literally saving the world. Jazz is just happy they aren’t spending as much time on their screens playing Doomed.

[refinedstorage]

Desert Repose

[hermitmoss]

will treaty has heard the hunting cries of the kalkara, sounds that are supernaturally terrifying, and yet “halt’s brief cry of pain, followed by the sound of his bow dropping” is “the most chilling” thing he’s ever heard.

[galaxyspeaking]

You up?

Teen zoro and sanji accidentally becoming denden pals…. And more? From @gaypiratehell’s AU (which you can find on tw*tter). These two have my whole heart.

[chimeowrical]

I just think abt Ranger’s Apprentice all the time

[gondorsfinest]

star trek braucht mehr deutsche charaktere, ohne witz... ich will wiebke, die mit warp 7 in der warp 3 zone geblitzt wird. ich will finn-elias, der mit seinem klingonischen kumpel selfies postet und #ehrenlos als caption nimmt. ich will bernd, der sich permament beschwert, dass man nirgendwo außer der erde gutes vollkornbrot kriegt. "brezel ausm replikator? da kann ich auch gleich eine von aldi essen!" es ist 2267 und stuttgart 21 ist immer noch ne aktive baustelle. leute gebt mir n bisschen budget das wird geil

[seawitchkaraoke]

Btw wenn wir merz als Kanzler verhindern wollen, müssen wir uns bisschen schlau anstellen. Die Linke und andere Parteien zu wählen, die unter 5% bleiben macht bei der Europawahl Spaß, aber jetzt müssen wir uns halt leider mal alle auf eine Partei einigen, und die wählen die wenigstens irgendwo ne Chance haben und ab und zu sogar noch gute Ideen haben. Ich wähl grün. Die wollen wenigstens das Deutschlandticket sichern. Ich hab halt einfach sowasvon kein Bock auf wieder Groko

[my-ass-as-cold-as-mars]