#halsin's little orphanage is just taking in kaeliana and then shadowheart and lae'zel

[grapecaseschoices]

private investigator au!

fun fact, Kendis Bishop is my PI au for Kendis. Inspired, but not quite, this.

I think BG3 as a PI au would be fun/interesting:

It would be called Who Killed Kidnapped Ulder Ravengard?

I don't think there would be a Tav, it'd just be Wyll as the main character he is. He was kicked out home by his rich daddy, thanks to some deal gone [seemingly] wrong. Ulder's obviously a politician. Maybe Governor of BG.

It would still be centered around cults, but I think here the cult of tiamat would have a bigger role. Maybe a comeback. Maybe involving Shar and Vlaakith, bc I always see Lae'zel, Shadowheart, and Halsin as the secondary main characters.

Bhaal isn't as prominent but Durge and Gortash are involved. Gortash as arms dealer and redeemed!Durge as a show to Lae'zel and Shadowheart that you can shake off your shackles and brainwashing.

Actually, I think Minthara and Durge can play as mirrors.

Karlach works for Gortash still but she found out that he's got some shady plans against the Dekarios and the Ravengards, and it's something that she struggles with.

Mizora is tied to Gortash through Zariel, and suspects what Gortash doesn't want to so she sends Wyll to take out Karlach [Mizora is Wyll's boss AND his informant].

But Wyll sees what's up and employees Karlach as a double agent --- she doesn't last very long as one [subtlety is not her forte], but she nabs a bunch of info on her way out

IDK there are other vague thoughts about the cults being a smokescreen to Gortash wanting to sell drugs and guns, but they're also a threat that he can't quite control.

I am making this up as I go along. But it will involve a Wyll and Durge romance. My Durge. IDK what Kaeliana is doing other than trying to help the misguided [Maybe Halsin put her on it, bc I see him as a big brother to her]

This is so disjointed but I refuse to dive deeper before I actually start feeling some time of way for it

Thanks for the ask bb <3