#halo's deranged reblogs

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So pretty... And so potentially deadly... Unless they're penicillin fairies or some other antibiotic. In which case go for it, eat the berry

Mold fairies with their berry of choice🍓 Instead of pixie dust they leave trails of mold spores.

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I fall on the Bweh :) side of this graph if anyone is curious

(but I turn into a menace designed to give out concussions when I'm hungry or pissed off)

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I. FUCKING.

QUIT!

I mean it's not like they have that over here yet. Europe has way stricter regulations on AU and user data. But still. The day I see an AI drive-thru in my area, I'm no longer eating at that restaurant.

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YES I DID, BECAUSE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THOSE HUNDREDSOMETHING CHAPTERS IS AMAZING. I WILL TOOT THIS FIC'S HORN UNTIL THE DAY IT IS FINISHED BECAUSE THAT IS THE DAY I DIE. /lh /vpos

I love when this happens

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We got em' people.

theyre talking about us again

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It's that single purple pixel that's making my skin crawl

"—ITS YOUR TURN."

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May I add,

Tangliatelle (tango tagliatelle)

Erzo (etho orzo)

Pearlpardelle (pearl pappardelle)

BigolO100 (Bdubs bigoli)

Cubatini (cubfan bucatini)

GemelliTay (I didn't even need to modify the pasta name, gemelli)

DitalM77 (the only one I found that starts with D, ditali), DonderM77 (nevermind I found another one, donderet)

FusilliSymmetry (false fusilli)

GnocchiTimesWithScar, or Sorprescar (sorprese)

Grianganelli (garganelli, and yes I'm going to do all of them now)

Tripotizd (tripoline, hypnotizd)

PerciaJevin (perciatelli)

Filinpulse (filini, impulse)

Pizzo Hills (from pizzoccheri, Joe hills)

Chifferalis (keralis chifferi)

Mumboroni, Mumbogliati (maltagliati), Mumbolline (midolline, I couldn't pick just one lol)

Radia-diggity-dog (radiatori, I'm trying my best here)

Strozzaman (Skizz strozzapreti)

SpaghettiBeans, SagneteBeans, SedaniBeans, StelleBeans (i had too much fun with this one)

VesuvioBeef, or Beefoli (bigoli)

Welsuccine (fettuccine, I swear I'm trying)

xBCoralli (also didn't have to modify this one but it took a while to find)

CorzettiVoid (you try finding not one, but two pasta shapes beginning with the letter x. I'm taking creative liberties.)

Mezzedaph (mezzani)

FoglieCleo (foglie d'ulivo)

Well. That's my attempt. Totally didn't take me ages. Feel free to attempt your own or add to mine :D

i’m gonna cry why is this so funny

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HELP I CAN'T

I remember all of us singing that song karaoke in one of my clubs and now I'm thinking wait, most of us were both gay AND European. Laughing my ass off help

So, we all know the "There, Right There!" From legally blonde, commonly known as the "Gay or European" meme.

We also know that we have a courthouse on the shopping district.

So, imagine all the Hermits gathering to decide if Grian's gay or just European, just to try and pair him up with Scar, and Pearl's just watching the chaos because she, as Grian's sibling, already knows he's both.

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GOOD DOGGY

Also holy fucking shit finally we get to leave this country without waiting HOURS.

January 1, 2025 - A stray dog in Petea receives applause for being the first to cross the newly visa-free border between Hungary and Romania, as Romania joins the Schengen area.

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HELP this means ANOTHER thing to HYPERFIXATE OVER!!! AHSJHSJSJDBD /vpos

Volume 1 Recap!! WE ARE SO BACK!!

Happy new year!!

With the recap for the past volume we start the double hearted year with full force. As said before on our last stream, the upload schedule for the comic will be a new chapter every 14-15 of each month!

Thank you all for your support and let's have a great year together.

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Help why does he act just like my GM—

I pray to Void my GM isn't on Tumblr, but Jacket if you see this, this is what I hear sometimes from the NPCs and it is so entertaining and endearing /lh /vpos

something about the way etho types in chat is so endearing

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IT'S SO FUCKING LATE AND NOW I'M CRYING

The one season he wins was the one where he focused on family

If that isn't beautiful THEN NOTHING IS

I love how Joel has progressively gained more friends across the series’

3rd life - he was a lone man with a pack of wolves, rabid, hungry

Last life - his alliances were tenuous at best and solely depended on the amount of lives he’d had, even then, he was mostly alone

Double life - he has someone this time, against all odds, even if they are forced to be friends. he grows to like etho though, for who he is, not just because they’re soul bound

Limited Life - he has his two best friends to his left and right, his bad boys, his happiest season thus far. Sure, his life burns quickly but it burns brightly, and that’s enough

Secret Life - He’s got stable, sound friendships with his mounders. He’s learning, growing, figuring out how to keep and maintain relationships, how to work together. Him, his mounders, his wife. It’s all he needs.

Or so he thinks.

Then we come to Wild Life - his sole focus is his family. It builds and grows and shrinks with time, but he always has friends, always has allies. It’s him and Gem, the bamboozlers, etho, the spanners . It’s him and his friends against the world. He has his rage under control, he’s smart, he’s happy

He wins.

He’s learned how to love again.

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ECLIPSE NO!! HELP ?! WHAT IS THISSSSS

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Today’s the deadline, ᒷᓵꖎ╎!¡ᓭᒷ.

God, do you ever shut up?

Pardon me? 

I did not go through all of this to become some ᓭℸ ̣ ⚍!¡╎↸ ⎓⚍ᓵꖌ╎リ⊣ !¡⚍!¡!¡ᒷℸ ̣ for you to do with what you want-

I saved you.

Yeah, and you remind me of that every fucking second I’m alive.

It’s true. You would be dead without me.

𝙹⍑ ᒲ|| ⎓⚍ᓵꖌ╎リ⊣ ⊣𝙹↸-

You would be dead without me, ᒷᓵꖎ╎!¡ᓭᒷ. I think that’s owed at least a little gratitude.

What if I never wanted to be saved?

I am the only reason you’re alive!

⎓⚍ᓵꖌ off!

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Did you just ⎓⚍ᓵꖌ╎リ⊣ ⍑╎ℸ ̣ ᒲᒷ?

ᒷᓵꖎ╎!¡ᓭᒷ-

You broke my mask.

…what?

||𝙹⚍ ʖ∷𝙹ꖌᒷ ᒲ|| ⎓⚍ᓵꖌ╎リ⊣ ᒲᔑᓭꖌ. I’ᒲ ⊣𝙹リリᔑ ⎓⚍ᓵꖌ╎リ⊣ ꖌ╎ꖎꖎ ||𝙹⚍-

Guards.

What- no, let me ⎓⚍ᓵꖌ╎リ⊣ ⊣𝙹, ╎’ꖎꖎ ꖌ╎ꖎꖎ ||𝙹⚍ ᔑꖎꖎ-

ᒷᓵꖎ╎!¡ᓭᒷ.

Let me ⎓⚍ᓵꖌ╎リ⊣ go right now, I swear to the ⎓⚍ᓵꖌ╎リ⊣ void I’m going to kill you-

ᒷᓵꖎ╎!¡ᓭᒷ. Your job is to obey.

What are you- get your ⎓⚍ᓵꖌ╎リ⊣ hands off of me! Don’t-

||𝙹⚍∷ ⋮𝙹ʖ ╎ᓭ ℸ ̣ 𝙹 𝙹ʖᒷ||.

⎓⚍ᓵꖌ YOU. ⎓⚍ᓵꖌ YOU AND YOUR S-STUPID ⎓⚍ᓵꖌ╎リ⊣ RULES, I D-DON’T WANNA BE HERE-

YOU ⎓⚍ᓵꖌ╎リ⊣ DID THIS TO ME. YOU MADE ME A M-M-MONSTER. ||𝙹⚍ ∷⚍╎リᒷ↸ ᒲᒷ. I DON’T WANNA I D-DON’T WANNA I DON’T W- WANNA…

||𝙹⚍∷. ⋮𝙹ʖ. ╎ᓭ. ℸ ̣ 𝙹. 𝙹ʖᒷ||.

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ᒲ|| ⋮-⋮𝙹ʖ ╎ᓭ ℸ ̣ 𝙹 𝙹ʖᒷ||.

Good. That’s better, isn’t it? Don’t you feel better?

ᒲ|| ⋮𝙹ʖ ╎ᓭ ℸ ̣ 𝙹 𝙹ʖᒷ||.

That’s right.

ᒲ|| ⋮𝙹ʖ ╎ᓭ ℸ ̣ 𝙹 𝙹ʖᒷ||...

Exactly. Now go finish the job.

…ᒲ|| ⋮𝙹ʖ ╎ᓭ ℸ ̣ 𝙹 𝙹ʖᒷ||.

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ᴵ ʷᵃⁿⁿᵃ ᵍᵒ ʰ⁻ʰᵒᵐᵉ

ᴵ ʷᵃⁿⁿᵃ ᵍᵒ ʰ⁻ʰᵒᵐᵉ

ᴵ ʷᵃⁿⁿᵃ ᵍᵒ ʰ⁻ʰᵒᵐᵉ

ᴵ ʷᵃⁿⁿᵃ ᵍᵒ ʰ⁻ʰᵒᵐᵉ

ᴵ ʷᵃⁿⁿᵃ ᵍᵒ ʰ⁻ʰᵒᵐᵉ

ᴵ ʷᵃⁿⁿᵃ ᵍᵒ ʰ⁻ʰᵒᵐᵉ

ᴵ ʷᵃⁿⁿᵃ ᵍᵒ ʰ⁻ʰᵒᵐᵉ

ᴵ ʷᵃⁿⁿᵃ ᵍᵒ ʰ⁻ʰᵒᵐᵉ

ᴵ ʷᵃⁿⁿᵃ ᵍᵒ ʰ⁻ʰᵒᵐᵉ

ᴵ ʷᵃⁿⁿᵃ ᵍᵒ ʰ⁻ʰᵒᵐᵉ

ᴵ ʷᵃⁿⁿᵃ ᵍᵒ ʰ⁻ʰᵒᵐᵉ

ᴵ ʷᵃⁿⁿᵃ ᵍᵒ ʰ⁻ʰᵒᵐᵉ

ᴵ ʷᵃⁿⁿᵃ ᵍᵒ ʰ⁻ʰᵒᵐᵉ

ᴵ ʷᵃⁿⁿᵃ ᵍᵒ ʰ⁻ʰᵒᵐᵉ

ᴵ ʷᵃⁿⁿᵃ ᵍᵒ ʰ⁻ʰᵒᵐᵉ

ᴵ ʷᵃⁿⁿᵃ ᵍᵒ ʰ⁻ʰᵒᵐᵉ

ᴵ ʷᵃⁿⁿᵃ ᵍᵒ ʰ⁻ʰᵒᵐᵉ

ᴵ ʷᵃⁿⁿᵃ ᵍᵒ ʰ⁻ʰᵒᵐᵉ

ᴵ ʷᵃⁿⁿᵃ ᵍᵒ ʰ⁻ʰᵒᵐᵉ

ᴵ ʷᵃⁿⁿᵃ ᵍᵒ ʰ⁻ʰᵒᵐᵉ

ᴵ ʷᵃⁿⁿᵃ ᵍᵒ ʰ⁻ʰᵒᵐᵉ

ᴵ ʷᵃⁿⁿᵃ ᵍᵒ ʰ⁻ʰᵒᵐᵉ

ᴵ ʷᵃⁿⁿᵃ ᵍᵒ ʰ⁻ʰᵒᵐᵉ

ᴵ ʷᵃⁿⁿᵃ ᵍᵒ ʰ⁻ʰᵒᵐᵉ

ᴵ ʷᵃⁿⁿᵃ ᵍᵒ ʰ⁻ʰᵒᵐᵉ

ᴵ ʷᵃⁿⁿᵃ ᵍᵒ ʰ⁻ʰᵒᵐᵉ

ᴵ ʷᵃⁿⁿᵃ ᵍᵒ ʰ⁻ʰᵒᵐᵉ

ᴵ ʷᵃⁿⁿᵃ ᵍᵒ ʰ⁻ʰᵒᵐᵉ

ᴵ ʷᵃⁿⁿᵃ ᵍᵒ ʰ⁻ʰᵒᵐᵉ

ᴵ ʷᵃⁿⁿᵃ ᵍᵒ ʰ⁻ʰᵒᵐᵉ

ᴵ ʷᵃⁿⁿᵃ ᵍᵒ ʰ⁻ʰᵒᵐᵉ

ᴵ ʷᵃⁿⁿᵃ ᵍᵒ ʰ⁻ʰᵒᵐᵉ

ᴵ ʷᵃⁿⁿᵃ ᵍᵒ ʰ⁻ʰᵒᵐᵉ

ᴵ ʷᵃⁿⁿᵃ ᵍᵒ ʰ⁻ʰᵒᵐᵉ

ᴵ ʷᵃⁿⁿᵃ ᵍᵒ ʰ⁻ʰᵒᵐᵉ

ᴵ ʷᵃⁿⁿᵃ ᵍᵒ ʰ⁻ʰᵒᵐᵉ

ᴵ ʷᵃⁿⁿᵃ ᵍᵒ ʰ⁻ʰᵒᵐᵉ

ᴵ ʷᵃⁿⁿᵃ ᵍᵒ ʰ⁻

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TW for the art under the cut; body horror (maybe? probably?), realistic eyes, eye contact, glitching, etc

“You broke my fucking mask”

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This is even funnier when I add most of my friends are on Discord. None of my online or irl friends have me on Tumblr. It's just me and my silly mutuals and a lot of fanart. A lot of fanart.

No wait I take it back I think there's one irl that has me on Tumblr. Though I'm pretty sure he doesn't even use Tumblr anymore, so refer back to the statement above

That moment when you gain a new mutual and they're the coolest person ever. You just wanna shake them by the shoulders like *shakes them* why are you so nice. Seriously. I don't deserve the friends I have online lmfao everyone is too nice to me