#half of these were shit from Heavy Rain playthroughs RDR2 Mario Kart Hitman and Greedfall lmao

[detective4blog]

The BBC Sh*rlock Characters I actually care about + Sebastian Moran as shit I've said while playing video games, possibly part one.

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Sebastian: Do I get to kill that guy?

Jim: No!

Sebastian: THEN WHATS THE FUCKING POINT.

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John: CAN YOU STOP KILLING ME FOR A MOMENT I NEED TO FIND MY HEALING SHIT- oh you bastard.

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Irene: Hold on I need a minute there was a pretty girl,,,

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John: *calmly doing something*

Sebastian, doing the same thing but an absolute disaster about it: MY NUTS ARE ON FIRE.

John: *surprised laughter*

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Jim: Who the fuck do you think you are?

Irene: Hey! Language!

Jim:

Jim: Who the fucking fuck do you fucking think you fucking are you fucking fucker?

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John: What the hell am I supposed to do and why?

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Sherlock: *attempts to say something*

Sebastian: Literally shut the fuck up! Shut up! Why are you even here? Fuck! My day is ruined. Jim, why'd you bring him along? What the fuck!

(context for that one, Micah attempted to speak and I lost my shit)

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Sebastian: Hey- oh I'm being knocked out.

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Jim: I WILL KICK YOU FROM MY FUCKING MINECRAFT SERVER.

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Sebastian: Where are my fucking scissors I'm throwing these at a bitch.

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Jim: Shut the fuck up and turn around, I am trying to poison you.

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John: Oh you fucking stabby bastard!

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Irene: Where the fuck is the...what the fuck was that???

Molly: I think that's death.

Irene: Oh come ON.

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Jim: Listen here you little shit, this is a team, not a "eh fuck you guys I'm doing my own thing"!

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Sebastian: Shut up, I think I know how to kick ass.

Sebastian two seconds later: What am I doing fuck shit fuck.

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Molly: I am too tired to deal with your bullshit...oh wait this is illegal, I'm in.

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Jim: I got MUD all over my SUIT, I'm a STUPID BASTARD, and it's still FUCKING RAINING. I'm out of here.