#half of the characters are missing. panfilio and neifile have never been married? and by god WHERE is fiammetta | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

crispy0nion · 2 months

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attempted to watch the decameron series on netflix for shits and giggles and now i want to die. that is not the decameron that is a fucked up version of too hot to handle where you could die of bubonic plague at any time

#listen ik perfectly well that the decameron is essentially classic smut but still. it's completely different.#the show literally just took the setting and some of the names and ran with it #NOTHING of what happens in that show is accurate to the book and I'm so mad about it because the book is good! it's good!#they literally just did random things with the characters!!!!#there is no conte leonardo there is no wedding. there is no servant/master switcheroo thing. and dioneo is not a fucking doctor #half of the characters are missing. panfilio and neifile have never been married? and by god WHERE is fiammetta #dont even get me started on the forced diversity. why is panfilio fucking the postman in the pig stable?? what??#i could keep going but anyways. netflix kys i was so excited for this and it sucks #the decameron #the decameron netflix #netflix

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