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seeminglyseph · 4 months ago

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It is funny in my head I am imagining Odysseus Ultimate Family Man as in some way protective of his sister with like. No information whatsoever to go off of. Mostly because the idea of like “hey love respect and take care of my sister because she deserves all the best in the world” is endearing. But also being stuck on a ship with a bunch of horny soldiers and being like “don’t you dare tell me a word about your theoretical or possible sex life with my sister but also you fucking be loyal and be honest and be good and I am your *Captain* and right here all the time every day.” Is like. The thing comedy dreams are made of. Eurylochus had the patience of a monk.

But also my sister is visiting and I already had an argument so like lmaoooo couldn’t be meeee

#seph listens to epic #fanfic brain go brrrr #eurylochus epic the musical #odysseus epic the musical #epic the musical #epic the thunder saga #epic spoilers #idk this is pointless #I’m a little not sober sorrrryyyyy #half of my brain is cramming a workplace comedy and existential crisis of survivor in between the songs #just the idea of hungry. tired. sunburnt. lost track of days in a row on the ocean bullshit #I know it doesn’t fit the timeline but it does fit the way Odysseus says two years have passed #maybe in the odyssey it doesn’t take two years but in epic they do just… have time stretches that aren’t actually that long but open ocean #never been there myself but I’ve heard it’s hard on the mind #I’ll give them room for time creep. it’s fun #I’m not sober enough to do research right now

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