#half of it is the mask tho.. this thing is so scary😂

[nordsea-horizons]

possible halloween costume for this year🎭🎃✨

[like-rain-or-confetti]

Listen can you make one with blackmask and the other rogues find out that some random college student made a dedicated sub reddit fan account that just posts random supportive messages and borderline wtf how did that bitch know what i ate last night or what body wash I use 😂

www.wtf-

When did the Internet get so scary?

TheRiddlerLover88: Convinced my parents to paint my room Riddler green 😍

Quackingduckquakes: If there's no Penguin fans in the world then I am dead x

Quittakingallthegoodusernames: spank me Two-Face and then send me to jail, thanking you.

HarleyQueen04: AYO, I heard Roman Sionis uses a new cologne. Internet do your thing, I need to spray down all my clothes with it x

N0turfanboi: low-key penguin can bend me over and-

It was a nightmare. Stuff of pure nightmares.

IamBatman96: guys, I found the same jacket Roman Sionis wears.

Igivemetheick: send pics or it didn't happen.

IamBatman96 sent an image.

Igivemetheick: ...omw.

Candyblues92: wait if I burn one half of it would I have Two-Face's jacket? Asking for a friend x

There truly was such a thing as too much Internet and no one dared to go too far into the rabbit hole.

Black Mask: He hated that the most commonly asked question on his thread was where he lived. He also hated how many were dangerously close to figuring it out. Apparently, triangulating his businesses and club gives a rough idea where he lived. Apparently he had to move because he just read one of these crazy bitches just said they wanted to feed him pie with their hair in it. He took out his phone sending an account URL to one of his goons. 'Make sure this one never finds me.' He'll appreciate the support...from the other side of the planet for safety.

The Riddler: The Riddler had hoped for some kind of decent intellectual discourse to laugh at. Instead he got nightmares. He saw a lot of discourse about his fingers. About how long they were and somehow that brought comments about how...skilled...he must be in various things. Then people were volunteering as tribute- whatever that meant- but then someone said. 'BRB, writing the fanfiction right now x' and that comment got too many likes for comfort. 'No man has pulled off green before the Riddler and no one will pull it off after the Riddler.' Finally the voice of reason has arrived. The riddler soon types up a response. No one knows its him but he'll argue with everyone until everyone sees things his way. It's practically a public service. He's educating the masses more than the pathetic excuse of an education system ever will.

Victor Zsasz: "I'd polish that bald head any day of the week, daddy. Hm. Good to know." Victor said aloud as he read. After some scrolling, he cracked a smile. "Aww SniperKnife really loves me." He never makes himself known on the Internet. Never cared for it beyond the occasional funny pet video. However, that username popped up all the time. It made him smile. Even on the hardest of days he could rely on SniperKnife to cheer him on. He read another. "What that gun do tho? ...well someone struggled in English class." He hummed. "Poor kid doesn't even know what a gun does."

Two-Face: First of all- he and Roman don't shop in the same place and how dare those little assho- ahem. He was a little salty after someone started a thread asking what the difference was between Two-Face and Black Mask and all anyone coukd really come up with was that Two-Face was burned and Black Mask...wore a mask. Which turned into people questioning what made everyone sure that they weren't the same person if one was masked. That sparked a debate before someone pointed out their different heights. That Two-Face was taller. That then turned into people analysing the heights of doors and other surrounding objects to determine each person's height. Then someone through off the conclusion by mentioning stilted shoes. He didn't really care who supported him or not. He found the public to be flimsy anyway so he never really notices the regulars.

Penguin: Who the hell started the rumour that Oswald was raised by penguins? And why is it STICKING!? The next thing was how big was a certain appendage and someone did some anatomical research to determine very much in his favour. That was definitely his favourite part of the conversation. He chuckled. "Oh Babycakes224, you're this close to getting a job." There was a pause. "Oh wait this one wants to buy me a boat!" "Eh?" A bartender asked. "I want to motorboat him-" "boss that's not what that means!"

[myangelscrimson]

I found you, hand over them piss and shit hcs for other characters then 😈

You are lucky this isn't anon tho 👿😂

WELL BECAUSE EVERY CONVERSATION I HAVE ALWAYS DEFAULTS TO THE NASTIEST THINGS AND HOPEFULLY NO ONE WILL EVER FIND THIS....I just noticed you said other characters but because we both know Akudama Drive this pans out well, plus I've only ever thought of Azusa shitting before outside of this—

Swindler

Definitely has ibs-c

But that's because she doesn't eat a lot

She's also bathroom shy so she'll hold it in until she doesn't have to go anymore and then stay constipated for the rest of the week because of it

She's definitely eaten something weird though and then realized she had to shit like right after walking into a store

She also can never seem to find the bathroom when this happens and she has to run to a store employee to ask while pretending nothing is wrong

She probably carried a special spray with her too for occasions like this, but when she checks her backpack for it, it's missing.

....pebbles. She shits pebbles most times and then gets super frustrated.

Brawler

Oh he OBLITERATES the toilet. The world SHAKES whenever he goes to the bathroom. The aliens on Mars can hear it.

He shits frequently and probably never stops, but it's because he eats well—

Nothing he eats ever seems to give him an upset stomach either

His shit stinks so bad an animal HAS passed by the bathroom and died after he was done.

His shits are award winning and glorious though.

Shameless shitter. He'll shit louder and taunt the other person in the stall for not being man enough to shit as loud as he can

Hoodlum has thrown up when hungover and nauseous at the smell of Brawlers farts.

He also doesn't spray anything because why should he? It's still gonna smell like shit ...just tropical shit—

Doctor

Masks the scent with a spray.

She's a regular bathroom goer and doesn't seem to have any sort of stomach issues because of course a Doctor knows how to eat healthy.

I think you'd be the safest going into the bathroom after she goes

I also think she'd kill anyone in a public bathroom before she goes to so no one can bear witness to what's about to happen.

Hacker

Seems like a normal bathroom goer and he hates going so he will hold it in

He's kind of....too normal about it in my personal opinion...

But he doesn't like talking about it. Bathroom talk is definitely something he stays out of or away from when it comes to speaking about his own habits

He's definitely witnessed Swindler go on a panicked "I need the bathroom NOW run."

And he laughed the whole time too. Or joked about how it's always an option to shit on the floor....

Hoodlum

He's definitely gotten completely naked to shit before.

Other than that I'd assume he's pretty much normal....I can see him scrolling on his phone and laughing at videos super loudly..

Actually maybe he has IBS-D because I can see him frantically needing to shit in the worse situations but mentally trying to keep his cool

He strikes me as someone who'd be embarrassed about going into public to use the bathroom....but I definitely think he still does when he assumes no one else is in the bathroom....

Of course only for someone to walk in right as he's using it..

He might use a spray too...

I'd like to think Hoodlum's pushed so hard he's passed out.

He congratulates himself when he's finished for a "job well done."

Courier

Constipated. Very, very constipated.

He holds it in most times because he doesn't have time to use the bathroom.

When he does, he usually tries to hold it until he gets home.... although I can see him going somewhere he knows few people shop and doing what he needs to there—

Makes lists on his phones for things he needs to do while on the toilet

He's pretty....normal other than that. Nothing too scary—

Cutthroat

He's the reason you see shit on the ceiling and I'm only half kidding.

He's definitely constipated too, and I think it's because of his diet...

I have a headcanon that he doesn't even wipe. He just shits. Stands up. Pulls up his pants. Then leaves.

Then again that's vulgar....but Cutthroat wiping is just not something I can see happening. Or he does on the off occasion he remembers his mom once told him to do so.

Actually that's a lie, I can see multiple things for Cutthroat because I also imagine he'd smile and hum as he's wiping... then ....well nvm...I'm not gonna say that.

Actually yes I am..he looks at it.

He washes his hands too. But the only reason he even does that is because bubbles are cool and they smell fun

Unless it's liquid soap then he gets disappointed

Definitely sits in front of the hand dryer like it's a fan.... probably shouldn't do that considering it's unsanitary but I don't think he cares

He also doesn't pay attention to what gendered bathroom he's going into. They're all toilets.

[hollandorks]

OMGGDGSHSJSKS CHAPTER 19 (spoilers ahead)

the first part of this chapter had me so nervy 🥺 that drug was SO SCARY like the lack of autonomy and stuff :( thank god it was temporary! (another thing that makes those horrible men so creepy is just their knowledge about her relationship/meetings with batman; before they knew it was kinda their little secret and that is so terrifying that they knew for so long) bruce is so smart for bringing a gas mask; I was so relieved when i read that 😭

“She could have cried with relief. He had heard. He had known to prepare for the aerosolized drug.” these lines made me FEEL something 🥺 i could just absolutely feel her relief through the words

the part when he was carrying her out was so intense AHHH like,, her begging him to let her go and his refusing?? *chefs kiss*

i adore their banter 🥺 the way they’re joking with each other and aggressively protective of one another when they’re injured is so precious!

and the i told you so??? SO GOOD

when she asked where to take him i KNEW it was about to come; either he’d pass out and she’d need to just take him to the manor (just like she took him to her apartment the first night they met) or he’d direct her to the batcave and she’d see “wayne” i love that you went with that!!

also ok girlboss driving the badass car!! we love to see it even tho the circumstances are scary 😅

i half expected her to call alfred (because she knows it’s bruce ofc and alfred would know what to do) but i love that he called him and his mention of dr torres was basically confirmation for y/n (even though she didn’t even think about it as she was so panicked trying to get him somewhere safe) and i love alfred’s surprise when she jumps out of the driver’s side haha!

the part when she reaches for his mask and takes it off??? literary gold, i was smiling so wide 😭 again, the “i told you so” 🥺🥺 is so so precious

i know all she cares about right now is making sure b doesn’t die but i wonder what’s about to happen; did b call backup from gordon to end the operation or will they just use her footage later on?? and i’m so excited to see bruce and y/n’s next interaction!! now that the identity is 100% confirmed and they can’t avoid it anymore!!

as always, this chapter was insanely good!! i hope you enjoy the rest of your weekend!

🖤

***CH 19 SPOILERS***

Thanks for the ask!!

I have no idea if a drug like this could exist but even the idea of like, roofies etc is so frightening to me that I really wanted to play off of that!

Love hearing the specific parts that made you feel things 🥺 it makes me feel all mushy. And I'm glad you loved the I told you so!!! I knew that her finding out his identity would change their dynamic and somehow that turned into banter. I feel like these characters just kinda took the reins and I was just trying to catch up and write it down 😂

We love a girlboss driving a badass car (and tiny spoiler: won't be the last time!)

I'm imagining Bruce calling Alfred in that scene thinking something like "yknow what, I'm dying, fuck it, we gotta get Alfred involved." And then Bruce almost inadvertently giving Alfred a heart attack by doing this (without telling him the reader knows) when she jumps out 😂

Ch 20 coming Monday & it'll definitely answer some of your questions!! Thanks for sending the ask, I love it 🥺🥰

[mo2k]

YES! Bring Mitsuya too! He would totally be down for it coz.... (maybe I shouldn't say 🤫 it's kind of a spoiler?) Maybe I could get him to make me a dress while he's here 🥺 Girl, if Baji tries to beat you up I'll beat him up 😤 I've got fighting experience coz of my brother so I can hold my ground! Now bring him along coz I lowkey wanna braid his hair 🙂

Face masks have never been my favourite thing to do... but just once.. for you! I feel like Draken would be good with nails too 👀

I can just imagine the confusion on your dad's face 🤣 anyway the first ep really hits you hard! The reason why me and my friend decided to watch AOT is kinda funny 😅 but anyway she watched ep 1 first and told me that it was super sad and gruesome and I was like that sound fun and we both enjoyed it 😅 You should continue but don't push yourself! Ooh the 104th cadets are just Eren,Mikasa, Armin, Jean, Sasha and the rest of the gang and the veterans are Levi, Erwin, Hanji, Mike and the rest! You'll meet them soon

He started watching anime recently tho... I have no idea why (this is my thing!) He mostly calls me out when I simp over chataracters... He watched Haikyuu a few days ago and made it extra clear that he DOES NOT like Oikawa 😐

I feel better now! Actually I didn't feel anything after the vaccine at all 😅 just my legs hurting from running around and standing in line all day But I'm ok now!

Oh sure thing but wdym spoilers — AmAnDa YeR rEaDiNg ThE MaNgAs ArEn’T yEr ? 🧐 Awwww yes yes he will. If he doesn’t I’ll make him do it (‘cause i’m cool yea yea yea pls just ignore me — 😏🙄😅😂) Thank you ! 🥺💖 That’s very kind of yer but no, I don’t want yer to get hurt. I can take on him myself ig 🤡🤡🤡 Babe r u alright ?? I quite understand u tho, i fight with my sis a lot nah almost every day, although it’s more about words than fists oops Alrightyyy Baji-san ! Come over and let amanda braid your hair rn !! 😁 Can I put some bows or maybe some cute hair clips on his hair too ? 🥺🥺🥺 Oh I’m pretty sure yer ain’t goin’ anywhere soon baji-san —

Lol it’s okay luv ! Face masks aren’t everyone thing, not exactly mine either, but it’s good to try smth different <3 See ?? Everyone thinks you’re amazing, draken. Be more proud of yourself ! (And also your marvellous works —)

Ahahahaha well maybe at first, but he immediately understand what’s goin’ on with me the second I pointed to the screen. Ig it really did hit me hard lmao 🤣 Omg wow yeah you like sad anime — I remember yer once told me yer do — so maybe that’s why you say that ? 😂 And oh you like action anime too, tis one’s kinda your type isn’t it ? But yeah I’m glad yer and yer friend enjoyed !! It’s alright dear ! Tyvm ! For me I personally think aot is v. safe tho, like — they don’t really focus too much on scenes where titan gobbled up ppl, and yea that makes it much less scary than I thought it would be. I like that.

Oh oh oh — I see I see — I already meet almost all of ‘em !! Yes I met captain Levi already omgggg — he’s captain ?! 😱😱😱 Plus he’s super cool like he just came for some mins, nah maybe even secs but he already start slashing and killing titans ?! That’s very amazing !! He really impressed me a lot, I’m stunned, really. Yes I admit, I admit right away that���s such an excellent character. *claps claps* So tis da man who’s half of yer heart ? Good taste yer got there 😏✨

Also also — there’s tis scene where it shocks me very much, um prob the one that eren got gobbled by the titan… my jaw hurts bc it was dropped too much but I just can’t help it ‘cause wattttt ?? He’s a main charac isn’t he ?? Then he’s gunna be dead like that ?? No ThAt’S iMpOsSiBlE — but then I found out that he’s a titan but it didn’t shock me that much ‘cause I kinda have guess before that he’s the titan, it still shock me a bit tho… wait what am i even saying rn ??? 💀💀💀

And mikasa’s past !! Super sad… I felt like my heart sank as I watch, damn tis series really hits me hard in… literally everything oh mah gosh —

… Dang it. Tell me when he simps over anime charac too, that’s da time for yer revenge. Calls him out, annoyed him to the death of the world bae. That’s what I’ll do too if I were you, too bad my sissy already simp for anime charac before I even start watching one… ugh —

Hm what ? Why ? WhY ???? Oikawa here — tis baby here is such a good charac… but oh well yea maybe Oikawa’s not really his type nvm — Dw bae maybe he just not like him but we do and that’s what really matter ♡︎

Ah glad to hear that love ! And oh yeah me too ! I didn’t feel anything except the pain in my upper arm, but I still didn’t catch a cold or anything, HELP my mum says that I’m super-tough like a buffalo omlllll 😭😭😭😭 She’s so CRUEL ! Oh I can understand that hehe, but I’m still glad to hear that you’re okay now <3 BUT YER STILL NEED TO TAKE CARE OF YERSELF OR ELSE IMMA CALL SHINICHIRO-SAN ☹️☹️☹️ I’M SUPER-SERIOUS HERE SO DON’T CHA DARE !!!

- With love, BamBam 🦢🌙