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I think when given the opportunity Sanemi makes love to you, and much prefers it that way, compared to fucking you all the time.
He cages you down onto the tatami mat in your room at the estate, forearms to either side of your head, keeping his weight from completely crushing you- for the time being. He takes his time in molding his mouth to yours and swipes his tongue out, seeking entry.
He teases though, catching your bottom lip between his teeth when you part for him. Does it just to hear your soft gasp before sucking on it hard-releasing you with a pop. He runs the tip of his nose along your cheek to your ear, presses a chaste kiss to the shell of it, before moving down to your pulse- laving his tongue against your skin, feeling your bounding heart beat.
He feels your excitement in the air between you; smoothes a hand along your side, rough fingers kneading into you- grounding you to the moment when you whine for him to do something- anything for him to move faster. He shushes you with the thumb of his other hand, urging you to take the digit past your lips, utterly uninterested in being rushed with you. It doesn’t take much convincing- seemingly eager to be occupied with more of him. He swirls the pad along your tongue in lazy circles; slowly you take him farther in, bobbing your head at your own pace.
He smooths his palm the rest of the way to your knee, hooking his hand there and wrapping you around him. He groans low when you raise the other and lock your ankles together, pulling him close to you.
#Sanemi foreplay is HEAVY for me rn#he’s such a lover#I know he fucks#but you can’t tell me he isn’t so sweet and soft with his girl#demon slayer#sanemi#sanemi shinaguzawa#sanemi x reader#sanemi smut#half baked#tbh but oh well
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just a half-baked thought
imagine being on 141- maybe you're a total badass or maybe you're just a bit too full of yourself, a bit too cocky- and approaching ghost and soap in the gym, just fucking blurting out "you two wanna take me at the same time?"
soap chokes on his water and ghost just gives you a bemused stare while he pounds on soap's back to get him to breathe again
you meant in a spar, but when you end up between them back in one of their rooms you're definitely not complaining
#i don't even know i'm tired and i'm sorry lol#simon riley x reader#ghost x reader#john mactavish x reader#soap x reader#ghost x reader x soap#ktwrites#baby's first cod x reader post be gentle :)#half baked
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(All the memes I made..)
#the muppets#fraggle rock#the muppet show#memes#funny stuff#funny#statler and waldorf#ben and jerrys#heckling#jim henson#kermit#fozzie bear#ice cream#burlington#half baked#cherry Garcia#free cone day#chunky monkey#chubby hubby#cinnamon buns#phish food#tom & jerry#mario & luigi#rick & morty#miss piggy
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in honour of w2h2 airing here is a pasty ass white boy for the community
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I’m being so kind when I say: if you’re anti Caitlyn just bc she’s evil (which like, put a pin in it for now) you can’t handle the locked tomb.
Everyone in tlt is morally grey. Nobody is “good” except maybe like, a handful of children. (And even then there’s complexity bc the children are individuals of complicated backgrounds and personalities but I digress)
A core aspect of both stories is how fucked up the political systems are. Nobody born into an empire which sees the “other” as undeserving of existence/self governance can be totally morally “good”. Nobody who has to fight daily for their survival always has the privilege of taking the moral high ground. But that’s exactly what makes each character so interesting: the way they each respond to and interpret the standards they have been raised to believe, the values they have been taught to hold, the perspectives of certain individuals and their value as people.
Liking media or characters with this complexity does not mean anything about you as an individual, from a moral perspective.
We can talk about how Caitlyn never saw true repercussions for her actions and what that says about the themes Arcane ultimately ends up expressing. Or how the very overt political themes got dropped in season 2 (which I have many many thoughts on). But the locked tomb so far is a series that is deeply political and messy.
Do not enter the locked tomb thinking it’s only about snarky lesbians and wholesome relationships. Tlt makes whatever Jayce and Viktor had going on look so normal (look to campal and also the Tridentarii). It is stuffed with characters who have unhealthy codependencies, toxic family dynamics, and shitty empirial ideals, and that’s why I love it.
#thank you for coming to my ted talk#I can and I will expand on arcane season two and it’s political themes#tin foil hat moment but I think it was because it was too overtly paralleled to Gaza#the locked tomb#gideon the ninth#nona the ninth spoilers#harrow the ninth#harrow the ninth spoilers#arcane#caitlyn kiramman#caitlyn arcane#vi arcane#viktor arcane#jayce talis#evil women#somebody else probably said it first#I’m just saying my piece#I haven’t even thought this out that much#half baked
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I thought I was the most devoted to our order’s sacred code of law, but it turns out I’m just autistic and like following clearly defined rules
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😈😈😈see the rest of this view on my spicy site *link in bio*
#prettylil13#fypシ#aesthetic#bd/sm brat#bd/sm kink#bd/sm pet#bd/sm community#bd/sm switch#bd/sm blog#bd/sm slave#bdsmrelationship#bdsmdominant#bdsmlife#bdsmgirl#bdsmdaddy#bdsmslave#bd/sm relationship#bdsmplay#bdsmkink#bdsmblog#bd/sm daddy#half baked#bd/sm breeding#bd/sm puppy#cute belly#sexy belly#onlyfanz#only f4ns#free onlyfans#tease pic
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✌🏻🤍
#weedlife#cannacommunity#cannabis#cannaculture#smoke weed#420babe#ganja girls#smoke a blunt#dope girls#smoke sesh#half baked
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Half baked tkachuks including taryn and some team USA from 2015
#half baked#matthew tkachuk#brady tkachuk#self indulgent#babies#and#auston matthews#ohl#he looks so sweet#matthew not matthews#team usa hockey#charlie mcavoy#keith tkachuk#st louis blues
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Half Baked (1998) // Dir. Tamra Davis
#Half Baked#Guillermo Diaz#Scarface#90s Comedy#Comedy#Half Baked Gifs#Gifs#Movie#Movie Gifs#AVMovie#AVMovieGifs#AVGifs#AVHalfBaked#AVHalfBakedGifs#AVComedy
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DC X/& DP LION KING AUS
DP only:
Things are a bit different,, Danny is Simba yes, Vlad is scar yes. Vlad kills Jack (as mufasa) :).. now for the different things,, Danny runs into the woods where he meets Sam and Tucker (replacing Pumba & Timon) and they basically raise each other. Jazz replaces Nala BUT they are siblings and the reason Danny follows her back is because tHATS HIS BIG SISTER!!!
DC only:
I don't have everything figured out for this one 😔
Damian is Simba,, Bruce dies :).. idk who scar would be.. the BIGGEST DIFFERENCE instead of a Pumba and Timon, Damian runs into the Batkids (ALL OF THEM, JUST A WHOLE FERAL PACK OF THEM) and stays with them :) no clue who Nala would be, don't care, I only care about the feral pack of kids uwu.
DC X DP:
Went back and forth with how to mash them and decided this was the funniest.
Danny is once again Simba with Vlad as scar,, same as the DP only one,,, Pumba and Timon are the pack of Batkids. Nala would be replaced by Sam AND Tucker :),, idk where Bruce is,, or jazz... This was mostly half baked but I needed to get it out
#danny phantom#batfam#dc x dp#dpxdc#lion king#lion king au#variations for flavor#half baked#im at work#help
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Half Baked #5
Title: Recovery
Cast: Physical Therapist!OC/Reader x Idol!Min Yoongi
Plot: OC/R is the hired PT for Yoongi, post shoulder surgery. He's a little lonely without the group around, so he calls her up late one Friday after work. Can be left as SFW or turned into NSFW, up to the writer.
Starter:
Yoongi was wincing, his face twisted with the effort he was putting into the exercise you had just instructed him to do. Obviously over exerted due to the intensity of the physical therapy program he had requested in order to recover quickly and seamlessly.
“Why don’t we take a break?”
Yoongi glanced at you and then away quickly.
“Just a little longer,” he gravels out through clenched teeth.
With a roll of your eyes you slip your hospital scissors from one of the many pockets on your scrubs and snip the rubber tension band in two. Releasing Yoongi from his torture forcefully, but safely.
“AIGOOO!” Yoongi cries as he is knocked off balance.
Biting back your smile you catch him before he ever has the chance to topple off the padded wood of the therapy table.
“Sit back, you’re done for the day.”
You press down on the chest of his good shoulder until he is laid back on the mat. Yoongi complies with a rejected sigh. You begin to check his spinal alignment for needed corrections.
“I could have completed the set.” Yoongi breathes, you watch as his pupils shifting behind his closed lids.
“Mr. Min, if you overwork the shoulder then the surgery itself will be rendered useless.”
Satisfied that he hadn’t slipped anything out of place you step away, Yoongi’s presence deemed he only be touched the necessary amount.
He cracks an eye open at you, folded hands tapping the divide of his ribcage and stomach, “is that all?”
“Mmm,” You give him a nod before exiting the room. “Have a relaxing weekend Mr. Min.”
“Yoongi!” You chuckle at his disgruntled yell.
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You had been Min Yoongi’s personal therapist since his release from surgery. Which meant HYBE had hired you exclusively for the next six months, you couldn’t see any other patients in case there was an emergency.
“How is the grumpy old cat?” Your friend and coworker slips into your high bar table with a bottle of beer and soju in hand.
“He’s progressing really well, and has a tendency to overwork himself.”
You flip the soju bottle, quickly righting it and popping off the cap to pour two glasses.
“I can’t wait until you’re back, it’s boring at work without you.”
He lets out a dramatic sigh, leaning his face into his hand.
“Boring or do you just miss having your coffee bitch.”
“Hmm...that too,” He grins at you unashamed.
“Only two months left if we have no setbacks.”
“To two months!”
You clink glasses.
Three hours and a couple of coin karaoke songs later you are depositing your coworker into a taxi, when your phone starts blaring Round and Round by Heize.
Your tired eyes scrunch up, trying to compute as to why Min Yoongi was calling you.
#myg#min yoongi#recovery#half baked#writing prompts#writing ideas#writing prompt#kpop fanfic#writing inspiration#kpop fanfiction#kpop imagines#bts fanfic#prompts#bts#yoongi#yoongi imagine#yoongi x reader#yoongi x y/n#yoongi x you#yoongi x oc#kpop fandom
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something something simon with a painter.
the first time he puts a handprint on you is an accident, getting a little hot and heavy in your studio, not paying attention when he plants a hand on your desk to steady himself as he thrusts into you. you laugh when he swears, jerking his hand back, but when you look away from him to move the palette he’d just stuck his hand on he grabs your chin to turn your head back to him, smearing his fingerprints over your skin. you walk around the rest of the day with his handprint in a muddy mix of blues and greens and browns around your neck because he just had to see what it looked like and he refuses to let you wash off.
he finds any excuse to be in your studio with you when you’re painting after that ;)
#simon riley#simon ghost riley#simon riley x reader#simon ghost riley x reader#ghost x reader#ktwrites#half baked#just a thought i had on the way to work
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interesting to notice what preferences or traits people consider so core to the self that trying to change them would be an attack to Who You Are
I would imagine it's extremely individual but people seem to want to draw lines of legitimacy around it
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I love weed, ok? I love it! But not as much as I love pussy!
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