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when i live in VTMB world i will eat the cereal COOOT OHOCULO and drink Liquid DemonSeed while reading my favorite magazines DEAD BIRD, Worm, and chin
#there are so many good made up/edited ad and product labels in this game#still havent started my 2nd playthrough yet 2nite still sifting through my screenshots#haley plays VTMB
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vtmb text that made me go hehe
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turns out hoop and stick has been a videogame joke since at least 2004
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grouting it up at Grout's Mansion
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sebastian lacroix cringefail sarcophagus tantrum (embarrassing)
#i love how hes constantly having hissy fits hes so funny#the subtitles dont really get this across but he sounds like hes about to burst into tears#haley plays vtmb
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Vampires sending emails will never not be funny to me
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the graphics may be old but the visuals are very atmospheric and legible i love you source engine
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The plot just keeps thickening and thickening in vtmb; just cleared out the Sabbat base and uncovered some interesting secrets and new developments .... hmm
I dont knwo what to do and i trust nobody; all I know for sure is Lacroix is the funniest character in this game
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i fucking love when videogames give me multiple ways around obstacles. but also its really funny when like i go out of my way to find a specific terminal and hack it to unlock a room and then on my way there i find the keys to that room just sitting on the ground
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#sifting thru my screenshots folder for gems. i take a lot of screenshots of stuff i find amusing as i play games#haley plays vtmb#vtmb
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my boy Conk is so busted looking I laugh every time i see him. its ok Conk by the power of marijuana i will get u through this vampire world
#im sooo excited to annoy tf out of LaCroix cuz first playthrough i played shit super diplomatic with like every1#haley plays vtmb
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in vtmb i can never take LaCroix fully seriously im just like. whatever you say vampire ceo prince wattpad boy!
#haley plays vtmb#hes so mad about the sarcophagus getting stolen <3#as far as he knows rn im very loyal and polite but i do not trust him at all and love betrayal
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my first vtmb character was a wonderful goth vampire wizard girl (tremere) who i named after myself and who slayed and served with a wretched swag. in my second playthrough im planning on making a Malkavian guy named Conk whos favorite mortal pastime was huffing cleaning supplies
#hopefully i can say weird shit that makes lacroix afraid and uncomfortable#haley plays vtmb#ive got some classwork to get to first but im gonna start playthrough numero dos tonight
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One thing about vtmb though is I gotta exhale all the feminism from my body and keep it in a container next to me while I play so I can just go "heh, nice, vampire boobs" instead of like. getting angry. I'm sorry women
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