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venuslarkspur Ā· 3 days ago
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Batsis And The Concerning Dating History
Summary: Some incorrect quotes of Batfam finding out about Batsis!Readerā€™s dating history.
Warning: Minor NSFW.
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Bruce: Are we gonna talk about it?
Batsis: about my date with Diana? Yeah it went well.
Damian: No sister, your peculiar dating history.
Dick: Yeah, remember when you dated the Green Lantern?
Batsis: Wait before we get into it, which one?
Jason: Tf you mean which one?
Damian: I agree with Todd, what do you mean by that sister?
Batsis: Which Green Lantern?
Batfam: ā€¦
Bruce: Y/n how many Green Lanterns have you been with?!
Batsis: Well technically, two.
Jason: I'm sorry, technically?
Batsis: Well yeah, I dated Hal Jordan, hooked up with-
Jason: YOU SLEPT WITH KYLE!?
Batsis: I was about to say Guy but sure Kyle was coming next anyway.
Bruce: I am appalled.
Batsis: And don't ask about John, I still think about him sometimes.. *literally starts tearing up*
Dick: Awh you miss him that bad? :(
Damian: What's even happening anymore?
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Dick: How was your date with Diana?
Batsis: Good thank you! It's nice to have a supportive person in the house. It went good but I think we are just gonna keep it platonic.
Dick: Okay, fair enough.
Batsis: But on a serious note I think Roy and I are going to give it another go. ļæ¼
Dick: Did he bait you with Lian?
Batsis: No but it doesnā€™t hurt that she already sees me as her mother, no to mention Roy and I do this crazy posit-
Dick: Too much information!
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Tim: Why is this in your room? *holding up a dusty, button up shirt.*
Batsis: Oh shit, I think itā€™s from when I was dating John Constantine, you know him right? He must of left it here.
Tim: I would ask but youā€™ll probably go into too much detail for my liking.
Batsis: Oh my gosh the things we got up to in here Tim-
Tim literally traumatised: Iā€™m leaving now, *plugs his ears*
Batsis: ā€¦ Good I thought he would never leave. *starts messaging Roy asking when she can come over*
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Goodnight everyone <3
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solar-wing Ā· 17 days ago
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āš£ Hal Jordan: NSFW Alphabet šŸŸ¢āšŖ
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āš£šŸŸ¢āšŖļø A/N ā†’ Welp, you guys wanted more Green Lantern content (and lowkey, I did to), so Merry Christmas! Honestly, I'm quite shocked at how much came out of this. But then again, Hal just has a way of getting to me...šŸ«¦welp...enjoy!
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A = Aftercare (what theyā€™re like after sex)
ā€“ Hal Jordan may swagger into the bedroom with the confidence of a man whoā€™s saved the universe countless times, but his aftercare is where the duality of his character shines. Post-climax, heā€™s all about keeping the mood light, tossing out cocky remarks like, ā€œAdmit it, that was the best youā€™ve ever had, right? I mean, I did just blow your mind.ā€ The grin on his face says heā€™s half-joking, but the glint in his eye says heā€™s fishing for confirmation. His ego loves knowing youā€™re thoroughly wreckedā€”and letā€™s face it, he probably did live up to the hype.
ā€“ But under the smug exterior lies a man who takes aftercare just as seriously as the main event. Hal knows how intense he can get during the act, with his relentless stamina and the sheer physicality he brings to every round. He doesnā€™t just leave you sprawled and dazed; he makes sure to check in, his large hands trailing softly over your skin as he murmurs, ā€œToo sore? Need me to grab anything?ā€ Heā€™ll tease, of courseā€”ā€œDidnā€™t think youā€™d be able to keep up with me, but you did good.ā€ā€”but itā€™s all part of his way of putting you at ease.
ā€“ Halā€™s attentiveness extends to cleaning up the evidence of your activities, a task he approaches with the same confidence as everything else. Whether itā€™s a towel to wipe down your body or an exaggerated groan as he gets out of bed to find a spare blanket, Hal doesnā€™t let you lift a finger. Heā€™ll even run a hand down your thigh as he tucks the covers around you, his lips quirking into a smirk as he whispers something entirely inappropriate, like, ā€œBet youā€™re still feeling me there, huh?ā€ His playful arrogance is almost endearingā€”almost.
ā€“ The vulnerability he hides so well emerges in quieter moments. If youā€™re spent and too blissed out to move, Hal will gather you against his chest, still warm and slick from your shared efforts, and stroke your hair absentmindedly. Heā€™s careful not to make a big deal of itā€”he doesnā€™t want you realizing how soft he can beā€”but his touch is deliberate, grounding you as you come back to earth from whatever peak he just sent you to. He might even whisper, voice husky, ā€œYou looked so good back there, you know. Couldnā€™t keep my eyes off you.ā€
ā€“ But if you call him out for being sweet or overly attentive, the cocky mask slips back on in record time. ā€œWhat? Iā€™m just making sure my partnerā€™s in one piece,ā€ heā€™ll quip, though the pink dusting his cheeks betrays him. Still, itā€™s clear he relishes these moments just as much as the action itself, even if he hides it behind his usual bravado.
ā€“ Halā€™s aftercare is as intense and satisfying as the main event: a perfect blend of teasing, tenderness, and the kind of care that only comes from someone who pays attention to every detailā€”even if heā€™d never admit it outright.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partnerā€™s)
ā€“ When it comes to Hal Jordan, thereā€™s no denying that his favorite body part is... well, all of him. And honestly, can you blame him? Halā€™s Green Lantern suitā€”skin-tight and sculpted perfectly to his frameā€”shows off every inch of his physique in painstaking detail, from the broad expanse of his chest to the sharp definition of his thighs. The suit is formed by his willpower, after all, and Hal has no intention of leaving anything to the imagination. Heā€™s fully aware of how good he looks in it and takes every opportunity to remind others, whether itā€™s through a smirk or a playful, ā€œCanā€™t help it if the uniform does all the work.ā€
ā€“ If pressed to choose, though, Hal would probably say his favorite parts are the ones people notice first: his arms, chest, and back. His arms are undeniably impressiveā€”thick and corded with muscle, the result of years spent as a test pilot and Green Lantern. He loves how they look when heā€™s lifting or holding you, the subtle flex of his biceps drawing attention without even trying. ā€œBet you canā€™t keep your eyes off these, huh?ā€ he might tease, flexing just enough to make you roll your eyes (and blush).
ā€“ His chestā€”a feature that somehow manages to look both approachable and commanding. Itā€™s broad enough to provide comfort when you lean into him, yet strong enough to carry the weight of his responsibilities. And letā€™s be real: Hal definitely notices when your eyes linger there, even if he pretends not to. Heā€™s the type to smirk and say something ridiculous, like, ā€œCareful, Iā€™m starting to think youā€™re just here for the view.ā€
ā€“ His back, though, is what really sets him apart. Itā€™s not about sheer size but the way every movement highlights the smooth, lean strength he carries. Whether heā€™s flying, creating a construct with his ring, or throwing a playful glance over his shoulder, his back tells its own story. Itā€™s graceful and functional, a reflection of the precision and control that define both his role as a Green Lantern and his daredevil tendencies. He relishes the way your hands linger there too and is especially smug about the fact that his back is just as enticing when itā€™s bare, a fact youā€™ve undoubtedly confirmed more than once.
ā€“ And while Hal would never openly talk about it, his manhood absolutely makes the list. Of course, heā€™s proud of that tooā€”heā€™s Hal Jordan, after allā€”but heā€™d rather let his partner be the one to sing its praises (and trust him, he loves hearing those praises). Still, when it comes to the parts of him that draw attention first, itā€™s the show-stopping combination of arms, chest, and back that take the spotlight. After all, whatā€™s the point of saving the universe if you canā€™t look damn good doing it?
ā€“ Now, as far as you and Halā€™s favorite part(s) on you, itā€™s all about your hands. As a man who thrives on touch and connection, heā€™s completely enamored by the way your hands look on him. Thereā€™s something intoxicating about how they feel clasped in his during a quiet, intimate moment, or the way they roam over his arms, chest, or back when things heat up. He lives for that tactile worship, his ego swelling every time your fingers linger on his muscles, tracing the contours of his body like youā€™re mapping out uncharted territory. ā€“ And when heā€™s carrying youā€”whether itā€™s out of danger or into the bedroomā€”heā€™ll revel in how your hands instinctively cling to him, nails digging into his shoulders or trailing down his back.
ā€“ But hereā€™s the thing: Hal isnā€™t just a sucker for your handsā€”heā€™s an unapologetic ass man through and through. Itā€™s practically written into his DNA. That skin-tight Green Lantern suit of his? Itā€™s not just for show. Every inch of him is pressed flush against you when heā€™s feeling bold, and he loves nothing more than sidling up behind you, his front teasingly snug against your back. His gloved hands will inevitably slide down to cup you, pulling you closer as he murmurs something utterly shameless into your ear, like, ā€œThis is my favorite view. Donā€™t you think the suit was made for moments like this?ā€
ā€“ Hal doesnā€™t just stop at appreciating the visualā€”oh no, heā€™s tactile to the core. Heā€™s constantly finding excuses to touch, grab, and admire every curve. Whether itā€™s a teasing slap as you walk by or his hands firmly gripping your hips while heā€™s pressing you into a wall, Halā€™s all about staking his claim. And letā€™s not forget the sheer amusement he gets when heā€™s grinding against you, letting you feel exactly how worked up heā€™s gotten just from the sway of your hips or the way your body fits against his. Heā€™ll chuckle low in your ear, his breath warm against your skin as he says, ā€œYou know, itā€™s really not fair how good you look in that. What are you trying to do to me?ā€
ā€“ But itā€™s not just a physical thing for Halā€”itā€™s the reactions he draws out of you that really get him going. He loves watching your body respond to his touch, the way your muscles tense or relax under his hands. And when you let out a breathy moan or arch into him? Thatā€™s game over. Heā€™ll double down, his lips trailing across your neck as his hands roam freely, all while whispering praises and downright filthy promises of whatā€™s to come.
ā€“ For Hal, your body is a playground, and heā€™s intent on exploring every inch of it. But thereā€™s something about the way you fit so perfectly in his armsā€”how your body molds to hisā€”that makes him wonder if his ring knew exactly what it was doing when it chose him. And if that thought doesnā€™t make you blush, well, his hands slipping lower as he asks, ā€œMind if I take another look?ā€ certainly will.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
ā€“ When it comes to Hal Jordan, letā€™s just say heā€™s a shooterā€”and an impressive one at that. Halā€™s release is intense, a reflection of the passion and energy he pours into everything he does. Youā€™ll know exactly when he reaches his peak because itā€™s overwhelming, almost explosive. The first few shots hit with purpose, leaving no doubt that Halā€™s body is working overtime to ensure youā€™re thoroughly marked. Heā€™s not just a Green Lantern; heā€™s practically a human firework in bed, and trust him, heā€™s proud of it.
ā€“ As for volume? Oh, Halā€™s got you coveredā€”literally. One load from him is enough to leave you a sticky, heaving mess, dripping with evidence of just how thoroughly heā€™s claimed you. Itā€™s not a small amount either; Halā€™s stamina translates directly into how much he can produce, and letā€™s just say his reserves are far from empty. You might even tease him about how much there is, only for him to smirk and fire back, ā€œWhat can I say? Iā€™m thorough.ā€
ā€“ The potency of his seed is no joke either. Halā€™s the kind of guy who doesnā€™t half-ass anything, and that includes what his body produces. Itā€™s thick, warm, and unmistakably himā€”a perfect mix of his raw masculinity and the relentless willpower that fuels him. Heā€™ll revel in the sight of you completely covered, running his fingers through the mess heā€™s made and murmuring something utterly filthy, like, ā€œYou wear me so well, you know that? Might have to keep you like this for a while.ā€
ā€“ If you prefer things a little cleaner, though, Halā€™s just as happy taking things inside. He loves the idea of filling you to the brim, of leaving you so full that you feel him even after the momentā€™s passed. And when you shift or move afterward, feeling the evidence of him still lingering inside you? Thatā€™s enough to send him into another round. Heā€™ll press a hand to your stomach, grinning devilishly as he whispers, ā€œStill feel me, donā€™t you? Donā€™t worryā€”Iā€™ve got more where that came from.ā€
ā€“ With Hal, itā€™s never just about the act itselfā€”itā€™s about the aftermath too. He loves seeing the aftermath of his passion, whether itā€™s the mess heā€™s left on your skin or the way your body trembles in the afterglow. And if he has his way, heā€™ll make sure youā€™re carrying the memory of him long after the momentā€™s over, in every possible sense of the word.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
ā€“ Hal Jordanā€™s dirty little secret? He gets off on the thrill of being caught. As fearless as he is in the field, thereā€™s something about pushing the boundaries of propriety in his personal life that really gets his heart racingā€”and other parts of him too. The idea of sneaking away with you during a high-stakes mission or ducking into a secluded corner of the Watchtower for a quick, forbidden rendezvous? Thatā€™s his personal kryptonite.
ā€“ What makes it scandalous is just how close heā€™s come to being discovered. Hal has a habit of taking risks, from pulling you onto his lap in the pilotā€™s seat of his fighter jet to whispering filthy promises into your ear when youā€™re supposed to be focused on a meeting. And while heā€™d never let anyone else catch a glimpse of whatā€™s his, thereā€™s something about the risk of Superman walking in mid-act or Batman figuring out whatā€™s really going on in the supply closet that sends a jolt of adrenaline straight to his core. Heā€™d laugh it off if anyone accused himā€”ā€œMe? Do something like that? Nah, youā€™ve got the wrong guy.ā€ā€”but the flushed ears and cocky grin would give him away.
ā€“ The most shocking part of all? Hal keeps a personal collection of mementos from his riskier encounters: a photo snapped in secret during an especially steamy moment in the cockpit, or a pair of boxers he swiped from you after one of your more passionate nights. ā€“ ā€“ ā€“ Tucked away in his locker or hidden in his apartment, these little trophies remind him of just how good it feels to have something no one else knows aboutā€”something only he and his partner share. If the League ever found out, Hal would play it cool, but deep down, the thought of being confronted about it would absolutely mortify him... in the most thrilling way possible.
ā€“ For Hal, itā€™s not just about breaking the rulesā€”itā€™s about bending them just enough to keep things interesting. And if that means taking a few risks to satisfy his insatiable desire for you? Well, thatā€™s just part of the fun.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what theyā€™re doing?)
ā€“ Hal Jordan might be a cocky flirt, but donā€™t let the snarky remarks from his teammates fool youā€”when it comes to experience, heā€™s far from lacking. Sure, he might have heard a jab or two about his supposed performance (thanks, Diana), but Halā€™s not the type to let those comments get to him. In fact, he thrives on proving people wrong. Beneath his overconfident exterior is a man who knows exactly what heā€™s doingā€”and takes great pride in leaving his partner breathless, satisfied, and craving more.
ā€“ Halā€™s history of flings and encounters isnā€™t just about notches on the bedpost; itā€™s been a training ground for him to perfect his craft. He knows how to read your body like itā€™s a flight manual, mapping out every sensitive spot and memorizing exactly how to bring you to your knees. His touch is electric, like the constructs he wields, and heā€™s not afraid to get creativeā€”pinning your wrists above your head with one hand while his other works its magic, his mouth leaving a trail of heat down your neck. Hal is a man who studies his partner, and by the time heā€™s done with you, heā€™ll have your every moan, gasp, and shiver committed to memory.
ā€“ And letā€™s be realā€”Hal is absolutely the type to let his mouth run before the action even starts. Heā€™ll tease you relentlessly, his voice dropping to a low, seductive drawl as he leans in close, murmuring things like, ā€œYou sure youā€™re ready for this? I donā€™t do anything halfway, sweetheart.ā€ Itā€™s not just a promise; itā€™s a warning. Because once Hal gets started, thereā€™s no stopping him until youā€™re trembling, spent, and begging him for mercy.
ā€“ His rhythm is as smooth as his piloting skillsā€”precise, confident, and utterly relentless. Hal knows how to pace himself, starting slow to build anticipation before ramping up into a rhythm that leaves you seeing stars. And when he hears you lose control? Thatā€™s the moment he turns it up even more, using his strength and stamina to push you further than you thought possible. Hal doesnā€™t just take you to the edgeā€”he shoves you over it, holding you steady as your body writhes beneath him.
ā€“ But the real kicker? Hal gets off on the aftermath just as much as the main event. He loves seeing you absolutely wrecked, skin flushed, legs shaking, and lips swollen from his kisses. Heā€™ll grin down at you, smug and satisfied, as he brushes his thumb across your jaw and murmurs, ā€œTold you I was good. Donā€™t worryā€”Iā€™ve got plenty more where that came from.ā€ And he means it. Halā€™s stamina isnā€™t just impressiveā€”itā€™s almost unfair. One round is never enough for him; heā€™s determined to make sure youā€™re as thoroughly claimed as possible, inside and out.
ā€“ For Hal Jordan, sex is an art form, and heā€™s a master of his craft. He doesnā€™t just want to satisfy youā€”he wants to ruin you for anyone else. And judging by the way youā€™ll still feel him long after heā€™s done, thereā€™s no doubt he succeeds every time.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
ā€“ For Hal Jordan, sex isnā€™t just about intimacyā€”itā€™s a performance, a chance to show off exactly what he can do, and trust him, heā€™s got the moves to back up his bravado. Hal thrives in positions where heā€™s in control, his strength and endurance on full display, and where he can quite literally see the effect heā€™s having on you. Here are his absolute favorites:
1) Standing Carry: Hal loves nothing more than showing off his strength by picking you up and taking you wherever he pleases. Wrapping your legs around his waist, he holds you effortlessly, one hand supporting your back while the other grips your ass firmly, pulling you flush against him. He loves how you gasp when he moves with purpose, his hips slamming into yours as he presses you against a wallā€”or, if youā€™re really lucky, carries you straight to the bed without ever breaking rhythm. His smug grin is practically glued to his face as he growls, ā€œSee? Told you Iā€™d take care of you. You just sit back and let me handle everything.ā€
2) Plank Position: Hal has an almost stubborn need to prove his stamina, and this position is all about endurance. With you lying beneath him, your legs wrapped around his hips, Hal supports himself on his forearms or hands, driving into you with a controlled, steady rhythm. He loves the full view of your face, watching every reaction as he angles himself just right to pull moans and gasps from your lips. Bonus points? The way his body flexes above you, his arms and chest on full display as he leans down to murmur dirty praises in your ear, ā€œYou feel that? Only I can make you like this.ā€
3) Missionary (With Legs Over His Shoulders): Halā€™s favorite twist on the classic. With your legs draped over his broad shoulders, he gets deeper than ever, watching with smug satisfaction as you arch and cry out beneath him. He thrives on the intimacy of it, how close he can get to your face to see the full effect of his thrusts. And if you grip his biceps or claw at his back? Thatā€™s just icing on the cake. Heā€™s not shy about reminding you how good heā€™s making you feel, whispering things like, ā€œNo one else can fuck you like this, can they?ā€ as he picks up the pace to leave you breathless.
4) Standing From Behind: Hal is all about leverage and control, and this position lets him put both on display. With you bent over in front of himā€”whether itā€™s against a table, a bed, or even the nearest wallā€”Hal takes full advantage of the angle to hit all the right spots. His hands grip your hips firmly, pulling you back against him with every thrust, while he murmurs filthy things like, ā€œYou feel that, donā€™t you? Tell me how good it feels, baby.ā€ Heā€™s absolutely the type to catch sight of himself in a mirror mid-act and smirk at the viewā€”because letā€™s face it, the sight of him owning you so thoroughly is just too good to resist.
5) Seated Position: This is Halā€™s go-to when heā€™s in the mood for something slower but no less intense. Sitting back in a chairā€”or more likely, the cockpit of a jetā€”he pulls you into his lap, letting you ride him while his hands roam freely across your body. He loves the control this position gives you while he leans back to enjoy the view, guiding your movements with firm hands on your waist or thighs. And if you falter, heā€™s quick to take over, thrusting up into you with a wicked grin as he mutters, ā€œCome on, sweetheart. I know youā€™ve got more in you than that.ā€
ā€“ For Hal, itā€™s not just about the position itselfā€”itā€™s about how much effort he can pour into it, how much he can make you feel. Whether itā€™s holding you up with ease, driving into you with relentless precision, or leaving you utterly wrecked in the aftermath, Halā€™s favorite position is always the one that lets him prove, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that no one else can even come close.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
ā€“ Hal Jordan is the king of cracking a joke at the most inappropriate moments, and the bedroom is no exception. He thrives on keeping things lighthearted and fun, even in the filthiest of moments. Expect a cheeky comment like, ā€œCareful, donā€™t get addicted,ā€ when heā€™s going down on you, or a smirk and a playful, ā€œThat all youā€™ve got?ā€ when youā€™re clawing at him for more.
ā€“ If something unexpected happensā€”like an awkward slip or an overly enthusiastic moveā€”Hal doesnā€™t just roll with it; he makes it part of the fun. Heā€™ll laugh, kiss you breathless, and say something ridiculous like, ā€œGuess weā€™re trying out the blooper reel tonight.ā€ But donā€™t let his humor fool youā€”Halā€™s still relentless in his focus on making you come undone. He just thinks itā€™s more fun when youā€™re laughing and moaning at the same time.
ā€“ And if you ever try to match his banter mid-act? Oh, heā€™s all in. Hal loves a partner who can keep up with his sharp tongue, turning your playful remarks into fuel for his dirty, teasing retorts. But donā€™t be surprised when he shuts you up the fastest way he knows howā€”with his lips, his hands, or a deep, calculated thrust that leaves you too wrecked to respond. ā€œThatā€™s better,ā€ heā€™ll say with a grin, ā€œGuess Iā€™m the funny one after all.ā€
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
ā€“ Hal Jordan is the type of guy who keeps things just well-groomed enough to look effortlessly sexy without seeming like heā€™s trying too hard. His hair on top? Always a little tousled, like he just stepped out of a fighter jet or rolled out of bed (and letā€™s be honest, half the time itā€™s probably both). Thick, dark brown, and naturally wavy, itā€™s the kind of hair you want to run your fingers throughā€”whether youā€™re pulling him closer during a heated kiss or grabbing a fistful while heā€™s buried between your legs.
ā€“ Now, when it comes to body hair, Hal keeps it natural but tidy. His chest and stomach are dusted with just the right amount of dark hair, enough to highlight his rugged masculinity without going full-on lumberjack. He doesnā€™t wax or shave it entirely, but he trims enough to keep things neatā€”because he knows you love running your hands over the ridges of his abs and feeling the soft, fine hair beneath your fingertips. And trust him, he loves it too, especially when your nails scrape over his skin just enough to leave marks.
ā€“ As for below the belt? Oh, Halā€™s definitely a ā€œclean it up but keep it realā€ kind of guy. The carpet absolutely matches the drapesā€”a deep brown thatā€™s just as rich and inviting as the rest of him. He trims it down regularly, ensuring thereā€™s no jungle to navigate, because Halā€™s all about making things as inviting as possible. Heā€™s the type to smirk and say something cheeky like, ā€œYou like what you see? Took me a whole five minutes to get it just right.ā€ But the truth is, he puts in just enough effort to make sure youā€™re as comfortable and distracted as possible when youā€™re exploring down there.
ā€“ And while he might not admit it out loud, Hal secretly loves it when you pay attention to his hairā€”whether itā€™s tugging on the strands during an intense moment, raking your fingers down his chest, or pressing your lips to the soft trail leading below his waist. Itā€™s those little touches that make him feel completely irresistibleā€”and trust him, with Hal Jordan, thatā€™s exactly how he wants you to feel.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
ā€“ Hal Jordan may come across as cocky and overconfident most of the time, but when it comes to intimacy, thereā€™s a side of him thatā€™s deeper, softer, and entirely devoted to making you feel like the only person in the universe. Sure, he starts things off with his trademark smirks and filthy teasingā€”murmuring things like, ā€œYou ready for me to blow your mind?ā€ā€”but the moment things get serious, Hal pours every ounce of his focus into you. For him, intimacy is about connection, and heā€™s determined to make sure you feel every bit of his passion.
ā€“ Halā€™s not afraid of getting closeā€”really close. Heā€™s the type to hold your face in his hands, his thumbs brushing your cheekbones as he kisses you deeply, making you forget the world outside. His eyes stay locked on yours whenever possible, dark with lust and affection as he whispers against your lips, ā€œYouā€™re so perfect like this, you know that?ā€ And while his words are hot enough to melt you, his actions speak even louder. Every touch, every movement is deliberate, designed to pull you deeper into his orbit and remind you that in this moment, itā€™s just the two of you.
ā€“ Heā€™s surprisingly patient too, despite his usual impulsive nature. Hal takes his time exploring every inch of you, memorizing the way your body responds to his touch. Heā€™ll kiss a slow, tantalizing path down your neck, across your chest, and lower still, pausing to murmur against your skin, ā€œI could spend all night right here, you know.ā€ And if you shiver or moan in response? Thatā€™s all the encouragement he needs to keep going, to push you higher and higher until youā€™re completely undone.
ā€“ But Halā€™s intimacy doesnā€™t stop at the physical. Heā€™s just as intent on making you feel seenā€”like youā€™re the center of his world. Heā€™ll whisper things that make your heart skip a beat, like how stunning you look beneath him or how heā€™s never felt this way with anyone else. And while he might throw in a cheeky comment here or there to keep things light, his softer side shines through in the way he holds you close, his hands roaming your body like he never wants to let go.
ā€“ When youā€™re completely spent, trembling and dazed from his relentless attention, Hal will wrap you up in his arms and press kisses to your forehead, your nose, your lips. Heā€™ll murmur something cocky but sweet, like, ā€œTold you Iā€™d take care of you, didnā€™t I? And Iā€™m not done yet.ā€ Because for Hal, intimacy isnā€™t just about the actā€”itā€™s about leaving you so overwhelmed with pleasure and love that you never question how much you mean to him.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
ā€“ Hal Jordan may radiate cocky, overconfident energy, but even he has his moments of pure, primal needā€”when thereā€™s no one around to satisfy him, and his hand becomes his only option. And trust this: Hal doesnā€™t half-ass anything, not even when heā€™s jerking off. Itā€™s a performance for one, and he makes sure itā€™s just as intense and satisfying as if you were there to help him out.
ā€“ When Hal gets in the mood, itā€™s usually quick and unplannedā€”a flash of a memory from a heated moment with you, the way your body felt against his, or the sound of your breathless moans replaying in his mind. Heā€™ll grip himself firmly, his strokes starting slow as he leans back against whatever surface is closestā€”a couch, his bed, hell, even the cockpit of his jet if itā€™s been that kind of day. His teeth catch on his bottom lip as he imagines your touch instead of his own, and it doesnā€™t take long for him to get lost in the fantasy.
ā€“ Halā€™s not quiet, either. He groans low and deep, his breath hitching every time his hand squeezes just right or his thumb grazes the sensitive head. Heā€™s filthy, too, muttering your name under his breath along with fragments of the dirty things he wants to do to you. ā€œFuck, baby, youā€™d look so good on your knees for meā€¦ God, I canā€™t stop thinking about how youā€™d take me, begging for moreā€”just like that.ā€ His free hand trails down his abs or grips his thigh, needing something to hold onto as his pace picks up, faster and harder with every stroke.
ā€“ Halā€™s fantasies are vivid, too, and they only fuel the intensity of his release. He imagines your mouth on him, your hands gripping his hips, or the way your body trembles beneath him as he takes you apart piece by piece. When he comes, itā€™s explosiveā€”hot ropes of cum spilling over his fist and onto his stomach, his head tipping back as a guttural groan escapes his lips. He doesnā€™t stop immediately, either, riding out every wave of pleasure with slow, teasing strokes until heā€™s spent and panting.
ā€“ And afterward? Halā€™s the type to chuckle to himself, wiping his hand on the nearest towel or his discarded shirt before muttering something cocky like, ā€œDamn, youā€™ve got me wrecked, and youā€™re not even here.ā€ But deep down, it only makes him crave the real thing moreā€”because as satisfying as it is to take care of himself, nothing compares to having you there to help him finish the job.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
ā€“ Hal Jordan isnā€™t just adventurous in the skiesā€”his tastes in the bedroom are just as daring and varied. Heā€™s got a few kinks that keep things interesting, and heā€™s more than happy to indulge them with the same cocky, confident energy that makes him irresistible. Here are five of his favorites:
1) Dominance and Power Play: Hal lives to be in control, and nothing gets him off more than seeing you submit completely to him. He loves the way you melt under his touch, letting him take the reins as he orders you exactly how to move, what to do, and when to let go. His commands are firm but laced with filthy praise, like, ā€œThatā€™s it, baby. Keep those legs spread just like that for meā€”donā€™t move unless I tell you to.ā€ And when you follow his lead perfectly? Oh, he rewards you in the best ways possible, leaving you shaking and begging for more.
2) Worship and Praise Kink: Halā€™s ego is as big as the universe, and he loves it when you make him feel like a god. Whether itā€™s kissing and licking your way down his chest, whispering how amazing he feels inside you, or simply moaning his name like a prayer, he thrives on being the center of your attention. His favorite? When youā€™re on your knees, eyes full of need as you take him into your mouth, only to hear him groan, ā€œFuck, you look so good like that. I could watch you worship me all night.ā€
3) Exhibitionism and Risky Encounters: Hal gets off on the thrill of being caught, and heā€™s not shy about suggesting public or semi-public escapades. Whether itā€™s pulling you into a closet on the Watchtower, sneaking a quickie in the cockpit of his jet, or taking you against the nearest wall at a party, he craves the adrenaline rush that comes with pushing boundaries. Heā€™ll chuckle wickedly in your ear and say things like, ā€œThink anyone can hear us? Letā€™s give them a show they wonā€™t forget.ā€ And the more you squirm, the harder it is for him to hold back.
4) Overstimulation and Edging: Hal loves to draw things out, teasing you until youā€™re a writhing mess beneath him. He takes his time, pushing you to the brink over and over again, only to pull back just before you fall apart. His hands, mouth, and even his Green Lantern ring become tools in his arsenal, all designed to make you beg for release. Heā€™ll smirk down at you and say, ā€œCome on, baby, you can take more. Let me see how far I can push you.ā€ And when he finally lets you come? Itā€™s so intense youā€™ll feel like youā€™re floating in zero gravity.
5) Marking and Claiming: Halā€™s possessive streak comes out in the bedroom, and he loves leaving his mark on youā€”bruises from his grip on your hips, bite marks on your neck, or the feeling of him dripping out of you long after heā€™s finished. Heā€™ll revel in the sight of you wearing his marks, leaning down to kiss them tenderly before growling, ā€œNow everyone will know exactly who you belong to.ā€ And when heā€™s filling you to the brim, his hands pressing against your stomach to feel just how deep he is? Thatā€™s when heā€™s completely in his element, making sure thereā€™s no doubt in your mindā€”or anyone elseā€™sā€”that youā€™re his.
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
ā€“ For Hal Jordan, location isnā€™t just about whereā€”itā€™s about how risky and how hot the situation can get. As a man who thrives on danger and excitement, heā€™s not content with keeping things confined to the bedroom. Halā€™s favorite locations are as bold and daring as he is, each one chosen to satisfy his craving for adventure while pushing your limits in the most delicious ways.
1) The Cockpit: As a test pilot and Green Lantern, the cockpit is practically Halā€™s second homeā€”and he loves nothing more than breaking the rules in the very place that defines him. Whether itā€™s in a grounded jet during a late-night hangar visit or mid-air with the autopilot engaged, Hal gets a thrill out of having you straddle him in the pilotā€™s seat. His hands grip your hips as he whispers, ā€œBet youā€™ve never joined the mile-high club like this before.ā€ And the thought of anyone catching you in the act only spurs him on, his thrusts matching the intensity of the adrenaline rushing through his veins.
2) The Watchtower (Semi-Public): Thereā€™s something undeniably thrilling about sneaking away with you aboard the Justice Leagueā€™s headquarters, finding a secluded room or corner where you almost wonā€™t be discovered. Hal loves pinning you against a wall, his body shielding yours as he murmurs into your ear, ā€œThink Batmanā€™s got cameras in here? Letā€™s give him something to watch.ā€ The sheer audacity of it drives him wild, and he makes it a point to leave you trembling and breathless before you both return to the team meeting like nothing happened.
3) Against the Wall (Anywhere): Hal is a firm believer that walls were made for pushing you up against, and he doesnā€™t care where it happensā€”as long as he can have you. Whether itā€™s in a dark alley, the side of a building, or even a shower stall, Hal takes full advantage of the position. His hands grip your thighs, lifting you effortlessly as he presses you against the cool surface, his lips capturing yours in a heated kiss. And if someoneā€™s nearby? Even better. The risk of getting caught only makes him move harder, faster, whispering filthy things like, ā€œLet them hear how good Iā€™m making you feel.ā€
4) The Lantern Construct: Has no one ever even considered the perks of being a Green Lantern? Unlimited creativity with your constructs! Hal loves creating a glowing green bed, chair, or platform in the middle of nowhereā€”a floating masterpiece designed just for you. Whether itā€™s high above the city skyline or deep in a secluded forest, Hal revels in the freedom of taking you wherever and however he wants. His cocky grin says it all as he murmurs, ā€œOnly I could pull off something this good, right?ā€ And when the glowing green light illuminates your body beneath him? Thatā€™s a memory Hal will never forget.
5) The Beach (Under the Stars): Hal may love risk, but heā€™s not against a little romance either. Late at night on a secluded beach, heā€™ll lay you down in the sand, the sound of waves crashing in the background as he makes love to you under the stars. His cocky attitude takes a backseat to his more tender side, though he still canā€™t resist murmuring things like, ā€œBet youā€™ve never had someone fuck you under the Milky Way before.ā€ The mix of intimacy and raw passion is enough to leave you breathless, completely captivated by him.
ā€“ For Hal, location is all about adding excitement and variety to the experience. Whether itā€™s somewhere bold and risky or a place steeped in intimacy, he makes every moment unforgettableā€”just the way he likes it.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
ā€“ Hal Jordan isnā€™t a hard man to arouseā€”his cocky confidence and thrill-seeking nature mean that just about any situation has the potential to set him off. But there are a few things in particular that really get him going, driving him to the brink of control as he works to take you apart piece by piece.
1) Challenge: For Hal Jordan, thereā€™s nothing more arousing than a challengeā€”whether itā€™s your confidence daring him to step up, or his own insecurities lighting a fire under him to prove heā€™s the best. Hal thrives on the thrill of competition, and when he feels the need to silence his inner doubts, that sharp edge of desire takes over. He pours every ounce of his energy into you, determined to leave you utterly wrecked, your body trembling and your voice hoarse from screaming his name. Itā€™s about staking his claim, making sure you know, without a doubt, that heā€™s unmatched. For Hal, the challenge isnā€™t just about winningā€”itā€™s about proving, again and again, that heā€™s the only one who could ever leave you begging for more.
2) Jealousy and Possessiveness: Piggybacking off that, naturally, this is something that also riles up the Green Lantern just as much. Hal is competitive by nature, and nothing stokes his fire quite like the thought of someone else eyeing whatā€™s his. A passing comment, a lingering glance, or even a harmless laugh shared with someone else is enough to set his possessive streak ablaze. Youā€™ll know heā€™s jealous when his touches become rougher, his kisses more demanding, and his voice drops to a growl as he pulls you closer, whispering things like, ā€œYouā€™re mine. Donā€™t forget it.ā€ He wonā€™t stop until youā€™re screaming his name, every moan and shiver a reminder of exactly who you belong to. Pinning you down, his voice will drop to a low growl as he thrusts into you relentlessly, whispering filthy promises like, ā€œNo one else could ever fuck you like this. Say it. Tell me Iā€™m the only one who can make you feel this good.ā€ He doesnā€™t just want to hear itā€”he needs to, each word soothing the flicker of insecurity hidden beneath his cocky exterior. But itā€™s not just about jealousyā€”itā€™s about staking his claim, proving to you and himself that, without a doubt, heā€™s unmatched.
3) Clothing (or the Lack Thereof): Hal has a thing for how you wearā€”or donā€™t wearā€”your clothes, especially when your frame contrasts with his. Catch him off guard lounging in nothing but his Green Lantern shirt, the hem barely covering your hips, and heā€™ll be on you in seconds, his hands sliding beneath it as he growls, ā€œYou trying to kill me? This looks better on you than it ever did on me.ā€ Or tease him with a snug outfit like a tailored suit or a good crop top paired with some short gym trousers that hugs all the right places, and heā€™ll spend the night failing to keep his hands to himself, his touch lingering on your back, waist, or hips as he mutters, ā€œYou know I canā€™t focus when you look like that.ā€ But the real killer? Watching you undress, piece by piece, until he canā€™t take it anymore. Heā€™ll pull you into his lap, his big hands gripping your hips possessively as he murmurs against your ear, ā€œKeep goingā€”I want to see everything. And donā€™t think for a second youā€™re getting away with teasing me like that.ā€
4) The Thrill of the Moment: Hal thrives on adrenaline, and itā€™s no different in the bedroom. The idea of sneaking away during a party, finding a secluded corner at the Watchtower, or even stealing a moment during a mission sets his blood on fire. Heā€™ll push you up against the nearest surface, his lips on your neck as he growls, ā€œWe shouldnā€™t be doing this here... but damn, I canā€™t stop myself.ā€ The rush of being somewhere you shouldnā€™t be, coupled with the risk of getting caught, makes everything ten times hotter for him.
5) Your Reactions: At the end of the day, Hal lives for your responses. The way your body arches into his touch, the sounds you make when he hits the right spot, or the way you moan his name when you canā€™t hold back anymoreā€”those are the things that drive him wild. Heā€™ll do anything to pull more reactions from you, murmuring things like, ā€œThatā€™s it, baby. Let me hear youā€”donā€™t hold back.ā€ The louder and more desperate you get, the harder Hal goes, fueled by the knowledge that no one else can make you feel the way he does.
N = No (something they wouldnā€™t do, turn-offs)
ā€“ Hal Jordan might be open-minded and adventurous, but there are some hard limits he wonā€™t cross. Anything involving cruelty or humiliation is a firm no for himā€”heā€™s here to build you up, not tear you down. He also draws the line at anything that takes away your ability to give enthusiastic consent; the thought of you not being fully into it kills the mood instantlyā€”unless weā€™re talking a Yandere situation or even something like the scenario from ā€œLoveā€™s Punishment." And while he thrives on teasing and pushing boundaries, anything that genuinely hurts or scares you is off the table. ā€œI want you to feel good, not afraid,ā€ heā€™ll say, his voice soft but firm. At the end of the day, Halā€™s all about mutual pleasure, trust, and making sure youā€™re as satisfied as he is.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
ā€“ Hal Jordan? Oh, heā€™s all in when it comes to oralā€”both giving and receiving. His cocky confidence extends to the bedroom (or wherever youā€™re lucky enough to find yourselves), and oral play is no exception. Hal knows exactly how good he looks when your lips are wrapped around him, and heā€™s not shy about telling you. His hands thread through your hair, his grip firm but never forceful, guiding you with murmured praise like, ā€œThatā€™s it, babyā€”fuck, youā€™re so good at this.ā€ And the way his hips occasionally buck into your mouth? Pure reflex, a testament to how much youā€™ve got him unraveling.
ā€“ Hal lives for the visual: the sight of you on your knees, your smaller frame between his thighs, taking him inch by inch while his head tips back and a groan escapes his lips. The stretch of your mouth around him alone is enough to push him close to the edge, but he prides himself on his willpower. Heā€™ll hold himself back as long as possible, savoring every flick of your tongue and the way your hands work in tandem, his breaths coming out in shallow gasps. But donā€™t mistake his stamina for disinterestā€”if you keep going long enough, the sight of you combined with the pressure building inside him will eventually win out. And when he comes? Itā€™s hard and fast, his grip tightening as he spills into your mouth, his voice rough as he groans, ā€œFuck, just like that. Donā€™t stopā€”take all of it.ā€
ā€“ As much as Hal loves being on the receiving end, giving headā€”pole or hole but hole may be his preferenceā€”is where his competitive streak and ego really shine. He loves the idea of reducing you to a trembling mess, completely at his mercy as he takes his time exploring every sensitive spot. He starts slow, his tongue swirling and teasing, pulling you to the brink before backing off just to hear you beg. And when he finally decides to let loose? Hal is relentless, his lips, tongue, and fingers working in perfect sync to drag you over the edge. He thrives on the sound of your moans, the way your hands clutch at his hair, and the sight of your thighs trembling beneath him. ā€œThatā€™s it,ā€ he growls, his voice muffled against your skin, ā€œGive it to me. Let me hear how good Iā€™m making you feel.ā€
ā€“ Halā€™s ego ensures heā€™s very skilledā€”heā€™s fully capable of bringing you to a mind-blowing orgasm with just his mouth, and he takes immense pride in doing so. Itā€™s not just about the end result for him; itā€™s about the journey, the control, and the satisfaction of knowing heā€™s the one who left you completely undone. Whether heā€™s giving or receiving, Hal makes oral play an unforgettable experience, one that leaves both of you gasping for more.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
ā€“ Hal Jordanā€™s pace depends entirely on his moodā€”and yoursā€”but no matter the tempo, heā€™s all in. When heā€™s in the mood for something slow and sensual, Hal turns the experience into an art form. His movements are deliberate, calculated, and unbearably teasing, designed to make you feel every inch of him as he drags out your pleasure. Heā€™ll keep his hips rolling in a steady rhythm, his body pressed flush against yours as he whispers, ā€œYou feel that? Every single stroke? Yeah, Iā€™m not stopping until youā€™re begging for it.ā€ He thrives on the way your body arches into him, his hands gripping your waist to keep you right where he wants you.
ā€“ But when passion overtakes himā€”or if youā€™ve been teasing him all dayā€”Hal shifts into a much rougher, more relentless gear. His thrusts are deep, hard, and fast, each one landing with enough force to leave you gasping, your nails digging into his back or shoulders for support. He loves hearing you cry out his name, the sound driving him to push even harder as he growls, ā€œCome on, baby. Take it. I know you can handle it.ā€ Halā€™s stamina means he can keep this up for as long as it takes to have you completely undone, leaving you trembling and breathless beneath him.
ā€“ What makes Hal so intoxicating is how easily he switches between the two. Heā€™ll start slow, teasing you until youā€™re clawing at him to go faster, only to smirk and say, ā€œPatience, sweetheart. Weā€™ve got all night.ā€ And then, just when you think you canā€™t take another second of the teasing, he picks up the pace, his body driving into yours with enough intensity to leave you seeing stars. Whether itā€™s slow and torturous or fast and punishing, Halā€™s pace is always designed with one goal in mind: leaving you completely wrecked by the time heā€™s finished.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
ā€“ Hal Jordan lives for quickies. The thrill of sneaking in a fast, filthy session when youā€™re both supposed to be somewhere else? Itā€™s practically tailor-made for him. Whether itā€™s dragging you into an empty room at the Watchtower, pinning you against a wall in a dimly lit alley, or pulling you into the cockpit of his jet for a little ā€œpre-flight stress relief,ā€ Hal knows how to make every second count.
ā€“ Thereā€™s no buildup with him during a quickieā€”heā€™s on you the moment the door closes, his hands everywhere as he growls, ā€œWe donā€™t have much time, so spread those legs for me. Now.ā€ His pace is relentless, his thrusts hard and fast as he works to get both of you off before youā€™re caught. Heā€™s not shy about talking dirty, either. ā€œYouā€™re so tightā€”fuck, Iā€™m not going to last long with you clenching around me like that,ā€ he groans, his breath hot against your neck as his hips slam into you.
ā€“ Hal loves the risk, the danger of being caught. Itā€™s not uncommon for him to smirk and whisper, ā€œThink anyone can hear us?ā€ as he covers your mouth with his hand to stifle your moansā€”or maybe he doesnā€™t cover it at all, daring you to try and stay quiet as he fucks you so hard your legs give out. His cocky streak shines through even in these rushed moments, and heā€™ll make sure you know exactly how good heā€™s making you feel, muttering things like, ā€œDamn, look at all that pre-cum, baby. Stop trying to pretend you donā€™t love this as much as I do.ā€
ā€“ And if you canā€™t finish in time? Oh, that only makes Hal more determined. Heā€™ll adjust his grip, angle, and pace until he feels you trembling around him, pulling you over the edge just in time for him to finish inside you with a low, guttural groan. When itā€™s over, Hal is already straightening his uniform or pants, smirking as he watches you try to catch your breath. ā€œWhat? Donā€™t look at me like that,ā€ he teases, running a hand through his hair. ā€œYouā€™re the one who couldnā€™t keep your hands to yourself.ā€
ā€“ For Hal, quickies arenā€™t just about releaseā€”theyā€™re about the rush, the adrenaline, and the satisfaction of leaving you wrecked and barely able to walk while heā€™s already back to business like nothing happened.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
ā€“ Hal Jordan isnā€™t just comfortable with riskā€”he thrives on it. Whether itā€™s in the air or in the bedroom (or somewhere far less private), the thrill of danger lights him up like nothing else. He loves the idea of pushing boundaries, crossing lines, and taking you to places youā€™ve never dared to go. And when the stakes are highā€”when thereā€™s a chance someone might walk in or overhear? Thatā€™s when Hal gets truly reckless, and his need for you becomes uncontrollable.
ā€“ His favorite risks are the ones that make you squirm with both nerves and arousal. Pulling you into an empty meeting room on the Watchtower, pinning you against the door as he growls, ā€œThink Batmanā€™s gonna hear this? Good. Let him know who makes you scream.ā€ Or finding a quiet spot on a rooftop during a mission, bending you over the edge while his lips press against your ear, murmuring, ā€œDonā€™t look down. Focus on me, baby.ā€ The added element of danger, the risk of being caught or seen, only makes him harder, his thrusts more desperate as he chases the high of knowing heā€™s taking you right where he shouldnā€™t.
ā€“ And Hal doesnā€™t just stop at the usual locations. If thereā€™s a way to push things further, heā€™s the first to suggest it. Creating a glowing green construct in the middle of the sky, high above the city, where anyone looking up could spot the faint light and realize whatā€™s happening? Thatā€™s exactly the kind of risk Hal craves. He thrives on the way your smaller body trembles beneath him, your moans carried on the wind as he smirks and mutters, ā€œYouā€™re so fucking loud. Think they know what weā€™re doing? Good.ā€
ā€“ Itā€™s not just about location, eitherā€”itā€™s about power and control. Hal loves when you trust him enough to let him take charge in situations that feel downright dangerous, like fucking you on a moving jet or in the back of a parked car in broad daylight. His confidence is contagious, his hands steady as he grips your hips and whispers, ā€œIā€™ve got you. Youā€™re safe with me. Now hold still and let me ruin you.ā€ And if you hesitate or shy away from the risk? Oh, that only makes him more determined to convince you, his voice dripping with lust as he adds, ā€œDonā€™t be scared, baby. Iā€™ll make it worth it.ā€
ā€“ For Hal, risk isnā€™t just about breaking rulesā€”itā€™s about making you feel alive, your heart racing as much from fear as from the way heā€™s fucking you senseless. Every gasp, every whimper, every desperate moan you let out only fuels his need to push further, harder, leaving you completely undone and breathless from both the pleasure and the adrenaline rush.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
ā€“ Hal Jordanā€™s stamina is, quite simply, superhuman. Whether itā€™s his time as a test pilot, his duties as a Green Lantern, or the sheer force of willpower that drives him, Hal has the energy and determination to keep going long after most wouldā€™ve given up. And in the bedroom? That same relentless spirit shines through, making him the kind of lover who doesnā€™t just satisfy youā€”he completely wrecks you.
ā€“ One round with Hal is never enough. Heā€™s insatiable, his body still humming with adrenaline even after youā€™re left trembling and breathless beneath him. Heā€™ll grin down at you, brushing the hair from your face as he murmurs, ā€œTired already? Come on, baby, I know youā€™ve got another in you. Let me see it.ā€ And before you can protest, heā€™s moving again, his hands gripping your hips as he drives into you with the same intensity as before, determined to pull even more moans and cries from your lips.
ā€“ Hal doesnā€™t just rely on physical stamina, thoughā€”itā€™s his mental focus that makes him unstoppable. He thrives on the challenge of seeing how far he can push you, how many orgasms he can pull from your trembling body before youā€™re a shaking, incoherent mess. His cocky smirk only grows wider every time you beg him to stop, to give you just a moment to catch your breath, and he leans down to whisper, ā€œNot until Iā€™m done with you. And Iā€™m nowhere near done.ā€
ā€“ Even after heā€™s come hard and fast, Halā€™s recovery time is impressive. He barely needs a moment to regroup before heā€™s ready to go again, his hands already roaming your body as he growls, ā€œI canā€™t get enough of you. Youā€™re too good for me to stop now.ā€ Itā€™s that endless drive, that need to keep proving himself, that makes Hal unstoppable. He doesnā€™t just want to satisfy youā€”he wants to leave you so thoroughly used and spent that youā€™ll still feel him the next day.
ā€“ And even after the physical part is over, Halā€™s stamina carries into the aftercare. Heā€™ll hold you close, his hands tracing lazy circles over your skin as he murmurs sweet, filthy praises in your ear, already planning how heā€™s going to take you again the moment youā€™re ready. For Hal Jordan, stamina isnā€™t just about lasting longā€”itā€™s about making sure youā€™re left completely and utterly satisfied, no matter how many rounds it takes.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
ā€“ Hal Jordan isnā€™t the kind of guy to keep a drawer full of toysā€”why would he, when heā€™s so confident in his ability to satisfy you all on his own? His ego practically demands it. ā€œYou donā€™t need anything extra when youā€™ve got me,ā€ heā€™ll say with a smirk, his hand sliding down your body to emphasize his point. But despite his pride, Halā€™s no prude when it comes to spicing things up, and if the opportunity to use a toy arises, heā€™s more than willing to give it a tryā€”especially if itā€™s going to make you moan louder or come harder.
ā€“ The kicker? Halā€™s cocky streak means heā€™d absolutely get a silicone toy molded after himself. Whether itā€™s a gag gift or something he genuinely thinks youā€™d enjoy, the thought of you using him even when heā€™s not there is enough to make his blood run hot. Heā€™d hand it to you with that signature smirk and say something like, ā€œI figured you might need this for the nights Iā€™m saving the galaxy. Just make sure to tell me which one feels betterā€”me or the toy.ā€ And if you tease him about it later? Oh, thatā€™s only going to push him to prove thereā€™s no comparison.
ā€“ When it comes to using toys on you, Halā€™s enthusiasm is unmatched. The moment he sees how much they turn you on, heā€™s hooked. His favorite? Vibrating toys that he can use to tease you mercilessly, watching as you squirm and gasp under his control. Heā€™ll press it against your most sensitive spots, holding it there until your body arches off the bed, only to pull it away at the last second with a low chuckle. ā€œWhatā€™s wrong, baby? You canā€™t handle it? Guess Iā€™ll have to take over myself.ā€ Halā€™s skillful hands and mouth might leave the toy feeling like second-best, but the combination of the two? Thatā€™s a recipe for complete and utter destruction.
ā€“ And if you ever decide to surprise him by bringing a toy into the mix yourself? Hal wonā€™t be able to hide how much it turns him on. He loves the thought of you taking control for a moment, guiding his hands or showing him exactly how you want to be touched. But donā€™t think for a second heā€™ll let you have the upper hand for long. Halā€™s all about reclaiming control, using the toy to push you even further until youā€™re gasping his name and gripping his arms, completely at his mercy.
ā€“ At the end of the day, Hal doesnā€™t rely on toysā€”but heā€™s more than happy to use them if it means making you fall apart in ways you never thought possible. And letā€™s be honest: the smug satisfaction he gets from watching you come undone, whether itā€™s his hands or his molded toy, is more than enough to keep him experimenting.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
ā€“ Hal Jordan is the definition of unfair in the bedroom. Teasing you until youā€™re a whimpering, desperate mess is practically a sport to him, and trust him, heā€™s a champion. He thrives on making you beg, dragging things out until youā€™re trembling beneath him, clutching at his arms or shoulders and gasping, ā€œHal, please.ā€ And even then? He doesnā€™t let up. Instead, he smirks down at you, his fingers trailing maddeningly close to where you need him most as he murmurs, ā€œWhatā€™s that? I didnā€™t hear you. Say it louder, sweetheart.ā€
ā€“ Halā€™s favorite game is edgingā€”pushing you right to the brink before pulling back, over and over again, until youā€™re practically crying with frustration. His hands, his mouth, his Green Lantern ringā€”everything about him is designed to drive you insane. Heā€™ll kiss and lick his way down your body, his lips brushing over sensitive spots but never quite giving you the pressure you need. ā€œYouā€™re so sensitive here,ā€ heā€™ll muse, his voice low and smug as his fingers ghost over your thighs. ā€œI bet I could make you come just from this. But I think Iā€™ll wait. You look too good like thisā€”needy and desperate for me.ā€
ā€“ Heā€™s not just unfair with his teasingā€”his stamina and control make him downright cruel at times. Hal can hold himself back for what feels like an eternity, watching you squirm and arch beneath him as he keeps his thrusts slow and deliberate, just enough to make you moan but not enough to push you over the edge. ā€œYouā€™re close, arenā€™t you?ā€ heā€™ll whisper, his lips brushing your ear. ā€œNot yet, baby. I want to see you beg for it first.ā€ And when you finally do? Thatā€™s when he snaps, pounding into you with all the intensity heā€™s been holding back, leaving you breathless and trembling as he grins and mutters, ā€œSee? Wasnā€™t that worth the wait?ā€
ā€“ And letā€™s not forget his playful sideā€”Halā€™s smug remarks only make the teasing worse. If you try to take control or rush him, heā€™ll pin your wrists above your head, his grin infuriatingly wide as he murmurs, ā€œOh, you thought you were in charge tonight? Cute. Let me remind you how this works.ā€ He doesnā€™t just tease; he turns it into a performance, loving every second of your frustration and the way you eventually melt under his touch.
ā€“ For Hal, being unfair isnā€™t just about the power tripā€”itā€™s about making sure you fall apart completely, begging for release until heā€™s ready to give it to you. And when he finally does? Youā€™ll be too wrecked to care how long it tookā€”youā€™ll just know it was worth every second.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
ā€“ Hal Jordan is not the type to keep quiet during sex. Subtlety? Thatā€™s for someone else. Halā€™s the kind of lover who wants you to know exactly how good youā€™re making him feel, and heā€™s not shy about letting it show. From the low, guttural groans that rumble deep in his chest to the sharp gasps and growls that escape when you squeeze around him just right, Halā€™s sounds are as intense and raw as the way he takes you.
ā€“ When youā€™re going down on him, heā€™s especially vocal, his head tipping back as a strained, ā€œFuck, baby, just like that,ā€ falls from his lips. If you hit a particularly sensitive spot, he wonā€™t hold back a loud, desperate moan, his hand tightening in your hair as his hips buck uncontrollably. Heā€™s not afraid to be loud, and honestly? He gets off on the idea that someone might hear him losing control because of you.
ā€“ But Halā€™s not just about his own soundsā€”he lives for yours too. The louder you get, the more it fuels him, driving him to go harder, deeper, until your cries and moans fill the room. Heā€™ll mutter filthy things in your ear, his voice low and gravelly as he growls, ā€œCome on, sweetheart, let me hear you. I know youā€™ve got more in you.ā€ And if you try to stifle your sounds? Hal will take it as a challenge, doing everything in his power to pull those desperate, uninhibited noises from you. ā€œDonā€™t hold back,ā€ heā€™ll command, his grin wicked as he thrusts into you harder. ā€œI want the whole damn building to know whoā€™s making you scream.ā€
ā€“ When Hal finally comes, itā€™s loud, unrestrained, and raw. His groans morph into a broken cry, his voice rough and hoarse as he gasps your name like a prayer. Even in the aftermath, his breaths are heavy and labored, interspersed with occasional murmurs of ā€œYouā€™re too fucking good, you know that?ā€ as he pulls you close.
ā€“ For Hal, volume isnā€™t just an afterthoughtā€”itā€™s part of the experience, an auditory testament to the pleasure heā€™s giving and receiving. And trust him, whether itā€™s your sounds or his, heā€™s making damn sure you both leave the room with hoarse voices and no doubt in your mind about how good it was.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
ā€“ Wouldnā€™t it be funny if Hal had a secret kink for doing it in zero gravity. Like, the manā€™s jobā€“outside his actual job, that isā€“literally involves him being in space majority of the time. Likeā€¦take him off-planet, and the man is in his element, turning the vastness of space into his personal playground. He discovered it the first time he created a floating green construct bed with his ring, pulling you into his arms and realizing how much fun it was to move without gravityā€™s constraints. Now, itā€™s one of his favorite things to do during his time away from Earth and if youā€™re able to come along with him.
ā€“ The lack of gravity only amplifies the intimacyā€”and the filth. With no weight to hold you down, Hal takes full advantage of being able to flip and reposition you however he pleases, all while murmuring dirty praises like, ā€œLook at you, floating here like you were made for me. Bet no one else could fuck you like this.ā€ His hands and body keep you perfectly balanced, one arm pulling you tight against him as he thrusts into you in deep, deliberate strokes that leave you breathless. And the way your smaller frame moves so effortlessly in his grasp? Oh, thatā€™s just another power trip for him, and he loves every second of it.
ā€“ The best part for Hal, though, is how gravityā€”or the lack thereofā€”makes everything feel more intense. Every touch, every thrust sends you spiraling, your moans echoing in the silence of space as his cocky grin grows wider. ā€œDonā€™t hold back, sweetheart,ā€ heā€™ll growl, ā€œNo oneā€™s around to hear you but me.ā€ And when you finally come undone, your body trembling and weightless in his arms, heā€™ll hold you close, his lips brushing against your temple as he murmurs, ā€œTold you space sex was the best. Ready for round two?ā€
ā€“ For Hal, the thrill of zero-gravity sex isnā€™t just about the noveltyā€”itā€™s about taking something ordinary and turning it into something unforgettable, just like everything else he does. And trust him, once youā€™ve experienced it, youā€™ll never look at Earth sex the same way again.
X = X-ray (letā€™s see whatā€™s going on under those clothes)
ā€“ When it comes to Hal Jordanā€™s cock, letā€™s just say it lives up to his cocky personalityā€”impressive, commanding, and damn near unforgettable. Hal is absolutely a grower, though, which feels almost like an ego flex in itself. He might look average when soft, but the second things heat up? Heā€™s packing more than enough to make your breath hitch. By the time heā€™s fully hard, heā€™s sitting at 7.5 to 8 inches in length, thick enough to leave you gasping as he stretches you wide with every thrust.
ā€“ His girth is substantial but not overwhelming, perfectly balanced to hit that sweet spot between pleasure and a delicious burn. Heā€™s slightly thicker at the base, tapering just enough to make the first few inches feel like a challenge before he slides the rest of the way in, the stretch leaving you clawing at him and gasping, ā€œFuck, Hal, youā€™re so big.ā€ And trust him, he lives for those wordsā€”thereā€™s no greater turn-on for him than watching you struggle to take all of him, your body trembling as he pushes you to your limits.
ā€“ Halā€™s cock has a very slight upward curve, enough to hit all the right spots with devastating precision. He knows how to angle his hips just right, making sure that every stroke leaves you moaning his name. The head is prominent and slightly flared, giving you an extra stretch as he slides in and out, the sensation almost too much to handle. Heā€™s circumcised, the skin smooth and warm under your touch, and youā€™ll notice the faint veins running along the shaft, adding just enough texture to make every thrust feel even better. And trust him, he knows exactly how to use it. Every thrust is calculated, designed to leave you trembling and clinging to him for more. ā€œYou like how deep Iā€™m hitting you?ā€ heā€™ll growl, his cocky smirk widening as he drives deeper. ā€œTold you Iā€™d ruin you.ā€
ā€“ Heā€™s circumcised, with a flared head thatā€™s perfectly shaped for dragging along your most sensitive spots, leaving you shuddering with every stroke. The veins running along his shaft arenā€™t overly pronounced but enough to add texture that sends sparks through your body when he slides into you. The skin is smooth, warm, and a natural, slightly darker shade than the rest of his body, adding to the raw, rugged appeal of him.
ā€“ Hal takes pride in how clean and well-kept he is, always making sure heā€™s trimmed and ready for action. His scent is faintly musky but not overpoweringā€”just enough to drive you wild when heā€™s got you pressed close, your legs wrapped around his waist, his cock sliding in and out of you with an almost unbearable rhythm. And when heā€™s fully hard, the weight and heat of him in your hands or against your body is enough to make your mouth water.
ā€“ For Hal, his cock isnā€™t just a part of himā€”itā€™s a weapon, and he wields it with the same confidence and skill as he does his constructs. He knows exactly what heā€™s packing, and heā€™s damn proud of it, using it to make sure youā€™re screaming his name long before heā€™s finished with you. And trust himā€”once youā€™ve had Hal, nothing else will ever compare.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
ā€“ Hal Jordanā€™s yearning is nothing short of all-consuming. When he wants you, he doesnā€™t just feel itā€”heā€™s overtaken by it, his every thought consumed by the need to have you, touch you, and claim you as his. It starts with a slow burn, a lingering glance that turns into an unrelenting hunger. Once that fire is lit, Hal doesnā€™t hold back, his need for you dripping from every word, every touch, and every shameless groan as he pulls you closer.
ā€“ Hal is the type to obsess over every detail of you when heā€™s caught in his longing. The way your body feels pressed against his, the sound of your breath hitching as his lips trail down your neck, the way your smaller frame fits perfectly beneath his. The sight of youā€”clothed, half-dressed, or completely bareā€”is enough to send his mind spiraling, his cock already straining against his pants as he mutters, ā€œYou have no idea what you do to me.ā€
ā€“ His yearning can be subtle at firstā€”lingering touches, his thumb brushing over your wrist, or the way his hands grip your hips just a little too firmly. But when it boils over, Hal becomes utterly insatiable. Heā€™ll pin you against the nearest surface, his lips crashing into yours as his voice drops to a desperate growl: ā€œI need you. Right now.ā€ His hands roam your body like heā€™s memorizing it, his grip firm yet reverent, as though touching you is both a privilege and a necessity.
ā€“ Halā€™s yearning isnā€™t just physicalā€”itā€™s deeply emotional. Beneath the cocky smirks and teasing words lies a man who craves connection, who wants to feel you shatter under his touch and know that heā€™s the reason. He lives for the way you cry out his name, for the way your body responds to him so perfectly, as though you were made just for him. And when you whisper his name in that breathless, needy tone? It drives him to the brink, making his yearning shift into something primal and raw. ā€œSay it again,ā€ heā€™ll growl, his lips brushing your ear as he grinds into you. ā€œTell me you need me as much as I need you.ā€
ā€“ For Hal, yearning is more than just desireā€”itā€™s a burning ache that only you can quench. And when he finally has you? He pours every ounce of that longing into the way he touches you, moves inside you, and whispers filthy praises into your ear. Because for Hal Jordan, nothing is more satisfying than turning his yearning into your undoing.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
ā€“ After an intense session, Hal Jordan is the type to pull you close, his broad chest pressed against your back as his arm drapes possessively around your waist. Heā€™s not the quickest to fall asleepā€”his mind tends to wander, replaying every sound and reaction he pulled from you like a highlight reel. But once exhaustion catches up with him, heā€™s out cold, his breathing steady and his grip on you firm, as if even in sleep, he refuses to let you go. And if youā€™re still awake, donā€™t be surprised if he murmurs something smug in a half-asleep haze, like, ā€œTold you Iā€™d wear you out,ā€ before pulling you even closer and drifting off completely.
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earlgreylatte Ā· 1 month ago
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How long they last in n.n.n
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Hal Jordan: Thirty days.
Everyone thought he would immediately lose. Barry and Ollie were confident he would be the first one out, knowing that if there was one thing on Halā€™s mind, it was sex. But what they didnā€™t consider was Halā€™s capacity to endure all kinds of torture. As a Green Lantern, heā€™s been off world for months on end, sometimes with a teammate, unable to find the time or privacy to rub one out. Which of course had led to long hours of him bending you over every surface of your apartment to make up for lost time the moment heā€™s off duty.
Maybe his pride as a lantern was challenged, or maybe he just wanted bragging rights, either way he was in it to win it.
Hal seemed weirdly well adjusted throughout the month, more than usual. He was logging in more hours at Ferris, reading the books you recommended, and he had a certain pep in his step matched with an easy smile. Surely this was the result of low blood circulation?
By the second week, Oliver was sending you a grand every day to sabotage Hal, getting increasingly frustrated that the latter wasnā€™t folding. He probably thought you wanted to support Hal, but you were trying, damn it! Sundresses, oversized t-shirts, and even wearing nothing but his aviator jacket hadnā€™t managed to break him! The most he would do is eat you out until you were shaking from overstimulation, before wrapping himself around you, ignoring the obvious tent in his pants.
Maybe your pride was a bit wounded.
It isnā€™t until the midnight following November 30th, with his victory earned, that he finally let loose, rousing you from your sleep to enter you with a strangled moan, thrusting into you desperately, while groaning into your neck about how you wonā€™t be walking for the next week, trying to seduce him like that, you fucking minx, and he wasnā€™t stopping until he emptied every last drop into you.
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Barry Allen: One day.
He got roped into participating by Hal who made one too many ā€˜fastest man aliveā€™ jokes. But heā€™s sure it wonā€™t be of any issue. Heā€™s been single before, with his university days consisting more of labs than parties, so heā€™ll be fine.
He quickly changed tune as soon as he entered your shared home as you greeted him with a smile. The more he tried to not think about sex, the more he did, hyperfocusing on every detail. The way your collarbone peaked out from your shirt, the scent of body wash clinging onto you after your shower, even the way you looked at him while asking what he wanted for dinner had his blood rushing downwards.
Barry Allen was not a weak man. Or at least thatā€™s what he tried to convince himself of when you asked if he wanted to see a new lace set you picked up today. He could have easily explained the challenge to you. You would have understood even if it meant youā€™d laugh in his face. But he really didnā€™t want to say no. So when you grabbed him by the hand to lead him to the bedroom, he resigned himself to not being able to last longer than a day.
But from the way your nails scratched at his back and how you moaned and gasped into his ear, he found he didnā€™t mind it too much.
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Ted Kord/Booster Gold: Twenty one days.
Youā€™re not really sure how things ended up this way or how the topic of ā€˜no nut Novemberā€™ arose from a conversation on what to order for dinner, but both your boyfriends were now trying to outlast the other. Apparently Ted implied Booster was too ā€˜needyā€™ to last more than a day, which dissolved into a debate about who the bigger ā€˜horndogā€™ is. In your opinion, they were both about equal, with Booster having a naturally high sex drive and Tedā€™s always in need of some ā€˜reliefā€™ after work. So, youā€™re sure both men will call it off tomorrow.
Two weeks. Two weeks. Youā€™re sure the water bill has skyrocketed this month with the amount of cold showers being taken per day and you even saw Ted standing against the freezer for a suspiciously long time.
ā€œLooking a bit stressed there, Teddy. You doing okay?ā€ Booster inquires with an innocent grin, although he seemed just as worn out as the man he was teasing.
Ted only grunts in reply, nursing a cop of coffee, gaze on his tablet, no doubt reading another tech article as he does every morning.
But unlike any other morning, there was no tryst under the sheets or shared shower that was way longer than necessary.
You really didnā€™t understand why they were doing this. You know for a fact both men have gone longer than a month without sex or even mastrubating, whether from injury or time travelling hijinks, so there really was no reason for those morons to deprive themselves. So, obviously, itā€™s up to you to return things back to equilibrium, especially since they both look so pitiful. Yes, youā€™re doing it for their sakes.
On day twenty, youā€™re at your witā€™s end with those stubborn fools. Every one of your schemes have failed.
Stealing Boosterā€™s clothes while he showered only led to Ted quickly excusing himself to talk to Barbara at the sight of the Adonis in all his nude glory.
Convincing Ted to look under the couch for the remote only made Booster leave the house entirely to go out for a jog. When he just came back from one. And he loves Tedā€™s derriĆØre!
The will of men was clearly something not so easily shattered. It looks like someone needed to take the fall if you wanted things to go back to normal. For theirā€¦sexual wellness, of course.
ā€˜Come home.ā€™
Both men eyed each other warily, a silent accusation in their eyes, trying to determine what the other could have possibly done to warrant such a text in the group chat.
It isnā€™t until they hear a breathy moan that they burst into your shared room to find you splayed on the bed in a blue babydoll, vibrator between your legs as you stared at them with teary eyes.
ā€œCanā€™t, hah, make myself cum,ā€ you pant as Ted takes the toy from you, immediately changing the speed, carefully watching your face as he plants a hand by your head to hover above you. Booster follows, sitting next to you to brush away the hair sticking to your face with a remorseful expression.
ā€œā€˜Shouldnā€™t have neglected you for so long,ā€ Booster croons, bringing your hand up to his mouth to smother in apologetic kisses.
ā€œDonā€™t worry, weā€™ll make it up to our needy girl,ā€ Ted mumbles with darkened eyes, watching as you writhe from the relentless pace he set.
Honestly, it wasnā€™t so bad being the ā€˜needyā€™ one.
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Bruce Wayne: Thirty days, but accidentally.
You were out on a trip for November, promising to be back in a month. And he was fine. Heā€™s gone longer without you, and he could keep himself busy until you got back.
But maybe he got a bit to used to having a warm body pressed against him every night. But he was fine. He wasnā€™t some forlorn puppy waiting for their owner to come back. Heā€™s a grown man, for godā€™s sake.
But unfortunately for him, he couldnā€™t even find a moment alone to relieve himself since it seemed like everyone was suddenly in the need of him! Alien tech, new gadget advancements that led to a five hour table with Fox, another Arkham break, why was November so against him? And Ghostmaker getting the drop on him while he wasā€¦thinking about you was not something he wanted to ever think about again. Heā€™s going to have to improve security for a third time, in any case.
So when December marked the day of your return, surely you wouldnā€™t blame him for burying his head between your thighs while desperately rutting against the bed. He really missed you, after all.
Yeah, I love comic men so muchšŸ’žšŸ’ž oh yeah, Batman is here too igā€¦
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nosyrobin Ā· 2 months ago
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JASON NEEDS A BOYFRIEND!! CAN YOU GIVE HIM A BOYFRIEND??
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ā€œRed riding hood.ā€
Jason Todd x GL!reader
Genre: Drabble
Cw: slight suggestive.
A/N:YOU ASK I DELIVER, I feel likeeeā€¦a green lantern boyfriend. Yknow with his jason and his comments and basically reader is the son of Hal Jordan so I can just see that Jordan!reader just straights up call him ā€œred riding hoodā€
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ā€œSoooā€¦red hood? You couldnā€™t at least pick another name?ā€ Y/N says, glowing in a green aura with his arms crossed.
ā€œWhat? You got a better name for me?ā€ Y/N smirked at the quick comment. ā€œYeah the one youā€™ll be screaming tonight.ā€ Jason usually didnā€™t feel flustered. But he was trying to watch crime alley when his boyfriend came around. Jason grumbled as the green lantern male just circles around him.
ļæ½ļæ½Though babe, I donā€™t mind calling you red riding hood. I could be the wolf, and gobble you all up to myself.ā€ Jason immediately turned to the male, y/n can tell he was getting to him. ā€œIf youā€™re just gonna pester me, go back to your corporation.ā€ Jason say. ā€œOuchā€¦.and I thought you loved me.. ight Iā€™m done messing with you. Cya at home babe, Iā€™ll check on the corp.ā€
It was the next morning, Jason was wrapped in bandages he did himself. Fighting goons and either killing them wasnā€™t for the weak. As Jason goes and tries to call his boyfriend who hasnā€™t returned. He heard heavy footsteps, Jason grabbed his gun and pointed outside his bedroom door. Ready to blast whoever it is.
ā€œYoo- hoo. Red riding hood, itā€™s your grandmaā€¦ā€ Jason deadpanned at Y/N doing a bad grandma voice as he soon sees his boyfriend open the door. ā€œSup red head. Oops I mean red hood.ā€ Y/N sits by the bed, kissing Jason who seemed to relax a lot more in the manā€™s presence.
ā€œHow was patrol?ā€ Y/N checked over the bandaging and wounds. Jason laid down flat, not even moving an inch. ā€œWas good, until I got shot in my lower abdomen. Hurts like bitch but Iā€™m fine.ā€
ā€œYou didnā€™t steal anyoneā€™s cookies after that right?ā€ ā€œFuck you.ā€ ā€œLove you too babe.ā€
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gatorbites-imagines Ā· 24 days ago
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Urggg Iā€™ve been submitting this ask to multiple blogs for ages with different characters lol. How about the reader faking an orgasm with superboy or green lantern. Is it weird that I find how writers handle that prompt interesting? And when they take the route of the characters telling them to cut that shit out and doubling their efforts it makes me laugh.
Hal Jordan and Conner Kent/Kon-el
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Since you didnā€™t specify which Green Lantern, I chose Hal since I love him very much. Individual headcanons for each wonā€™t be as long as usual, since I wanted to write both.
couldnt find a good gif related to these too, so,,,
Hal Jordan
I think it depends on your guyā€™s relationship. If you two are a couple whoā€™s been together for a while, Hal would notice one way or another. As a green lantern, Hal has gotten pretty damn good at reading body language, so he clocks you faking after a while.
I can see him huffing and sighing, not out of anger or anything, mainly just for show, before he hikes you into his lap or closer to him as he makes some comment about him not doing it good enough.
Hal would take it as a challenge, as long as you are into it of course. Donā€™t think you get out of talking about it, because you will. It becomes a bit annoying as pillow talk, but Hal wants feedback and wants to know how youā€™re doing.
He might even pull this in the middle of doing it, like making you look in his eyes to make you confirm that youā€™re good. When he gets the confirmation though, Hal doesnā€™t hold back. Since you felt the need to fake it, Hal feels the need to wring as many out of you as possible, just as payback, or so he says.
Itā€™s no shocker that heā€™s great with his hands, and that the ring joins the fray at some point. Its just always so fun to catch you off guard with one of his projections, only to make you arch your back and moan about it five seconds after.
It ends up being a bit of an ego boost for Hal, but what else is new.
Conner Kent
I feel like Conner would clock it immediately. Having super senses gives him that advantage. Like hearing your heart does not stutter the same way as it normally does when you orgasm, or that he canā€™t immediately pick up the scent of your spend.
Depending on how far you guys are in your relationship, Conner would stop and ask. If itā€™s the very beginning of you two dating, he might not say anything, instead internalizing it and telling himself to try harder next time.
But if you guys are comfortable, Conner would just stop thrusting and look at you before asking if it doesnā€™t feel good and if youā€™re not up for it.
Conner would feel so bad if you felt like you had to sleep with him, which is why he asks and needs to know. And heā€™s always liked performing to the best of his abilities, so if heā€™s doing something you donā€™t like, he wants to know that too.
If its just one of those situations where you justā€¦ cant finish, then he wont feel bad about it either, though thereā€™s a big chance he wonā€™t want to keep going. Most of the fun is that you feel good, so you not enjoying it as much as he is takes the wind out his sails.
If its something heā€™s doing wrong, like not hitting the right place or grabbing you too tight, whatever, Conner will immediately take it as a challenge to make you see stars one way or another. His secret, not so secret weapon, is giving head, since he has no gag reflex, a very flexible tongue, and can hold his breath for probably hours if he wanted too.
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dearest-dirt Ā· 2 months ago
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Headcanons: Hal Jordan as a dad
Warnings: Fluff
Gender Neutral Reader
Authors Note: Hi!! I'm trying to get through stuff I've already written in the past. But, I've lost interest in DC, so this is gonna be the last set of DC headcanons (unless I get back into it in the future). As with my other head canons, I tried to make these as inclusive as possible so if you catch any mistakes, please let me know. Bestie, please reblog. I hope you enjoy my work!
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Chill dadā„¢Ā 
Would definitely want a few kids, especially after the first one.Ā 
Hands-on dad, tries to be super involved with his kidā€™s upbringing and life. He helped out as much as he physically could with the newborns.Ā 
Knows all his kids likes and dislikes.
Would play dress up, have tea parties, play with Barbies and dolls, nerf gun fights, video games, superheroes and villains, cops and robbers, water balloon fights, etc. Basically anything his kids want to do heā€™s down.
Dad jokes galore
Constantly would show the Justice League and other Lanterns pictures and videos of his kids.Ā 
ā€œHey, wanna see my kid do a black flip on the trampoline?ā€Ā 
ā€œLook at my kids, arenā€™t they just the cutest?ā€
ā€œWe took the kids to the zoo, look at them feeding the giraffes.ā€
Supportive af!
His kids would never feel like they canā€™t tell him or talk to him about something.Ā 
When his kids are infants, heā€™ll fly them around the house to get them to settle down.Ā 
Cute things you constantly witness:Ā 
Hal passed out with a baby napping on his chest
airplane noises whenever he feeds them
reading books to them with funny voices and sound effects
pretending his kids are planes and ā€œflyingā€ them around the room
Him being wet from bath time because he got carried away playing with the ducks and other toys
kids climbing him every time he sits down
Super affectionate dad; tells them constantly that he loves them and is proud of them.Ā 
Hal would be firm and strict with his kids if and when he needs to be.
He wants to be the best dad that he possibly could, so at times he can be super insecure about his parenting abilities. He always turns to you when he feels like that and you always reassure him and point out how great he is. He would do the same to you whenever you feel insecure about being a good parent.Ā 
First time he was called away for superhero business, he would be a mess. Constantly calling to make sure the baby was okay.Ā 
ā€œHal, you called 10 minutes ago! The baby is fine!ā€
ā€œI know but I just want to make sure.ā€Ā 
But overtime and with each kid he got better at dealing with being away.
You guys would decide not to tell your kids that he's a Green Lantern until they are old enough to keep secrets (because kids tell everyone everything). But once they find out, oh boy, they would always want him to fly them around and beg him to use the ring to play games. Hal would love it! Especially if heā€™s their favorite superhero.Ā 
Hal would take you guys to OA and other different planets when the kids are old enough.
Would help with homework if heā€™s home. Wouldnā€™t always get things right though.
ā€œDad, the answer is 43. How did you get 186?ā€Ā 
ā€œI swear this was easier when I was in school!ā€Ā 
Would beg you to let him take them out on plane rides.Ā 
ā€œTheyā€™ll be fine, babe! Iā€™ll take care of them! Theyā€™ll love it!ā€Ā 
ā€œHal, they are toddlers.ā€
Barry, Guy, and Kyle would be the best uncles! So would the other Lanterns/League members!Ā 
ā€œThe Flash is my favorite superhero!ā€Ā 
ā€œUncle Guy/Kyle's the best green lantern ever.ā€Ā 
ā€œBatmanā€™s the coolest superhero ever.ā€Ā 
ā€œNo, Superman's cooler because he can shoot lasers from his eyes.ā€Ā 
Hal: -_-
Loves his kids more than anything!
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ā€œJesus Christ, Hal, can you at least turn the sound down a little bit?ā€ Barry was staringā€” crimson-cheeked, sapphire eyes big as saucers, at the video on the screen of Halā€™s phone. the sound was turned all the way up, and it seemed like your fervent clucking and Halā€™s grunting was bouncing off each wall and coming back to make him dizzy. ā€œSomeoneā€™s going to hear it.ā€Ā  he already knew he was watching something he shouldnā€™t be, and his anxiety was turned up to one thousand: terrified that Batman would appear at the door any moment, and hear the sounds of his daughterā€™s throat being violated by a team member. Barry would be an accomplice to that, in his mind at least. but he was still staring at the video.Ā 
for some reason, he couldnā€™t look away.Ā 
but Hal wasnā€™t even listening; he hadnā€™t stopped talking about it. grinning widely, he had his fist clapped on Barryā€™s shoulder, ā€œā€” Iā€™m tellinā€™ ya, that girl loves to suck cock. She was begging me, both hands in my jeans, big puppy dog eyes,ā€Ā 
ā€œHalā€¦ā€Ā 
ā€œā€” when I finally gave in and pulled it out, she fuckinā€™ went crazy for it. Said sheā€™d never sucked anything so big before. You shoulda seen her trying to get the whole thing in her mouth; kept just whining and licking, I had to step in after a minute and shove it in for her. Cute, little thing nearly choked.ā€ Hal sank his teeth into his lower lip, reminiscent of just how happy you looked, as he watched your head bobbing up and down on the recording. your eyes were looking up directly into the camera, pupils blown out with lust, eyelashes wet where the tip of his dick battered the entrance of your throat and teased your gag reflex. ā€œJust look at her, man. She was dripping wet after just sucking me.ā€Ā 
Barry blushed deeperā€” you did look like you were enjoying it. and, as wrong as it may have been, he was kind of liking watching it.Ā 
when Halā€™s hand pushed your head down and the entirety of his cock disappeared, you gag but your eyes roll back. he only holds it for a second before he lets go and you bounce back up, sputtering for air. ā€œLook at me, baby girl,ā€ Hal was panting, and when your eyelids fluttered upwards toward the camera, Hal grabs hold of the base of his cock, now shiny with your spit. Barry realized then that Hal mustā€™ve used a construct to hold the phone steady, because one hand was gripping himself, while the other angles your face in the desired position, his fingers dipping into your mouth for only a moment. he slaps the bulbous, pink tip against your cheek hard, and you whimper in sordid delight, a dazed smile on your swollen lips, ā€œā€˜s Batman your daddy, huh?ā€ closing one eye, you mewl and shake your head. ā€œNo?ā€ he teases. ā€œAm I your daddy?ā€ whining with your mouth hanging open, hoping to persuade him to get bored of spanking it against your cheek and lips and slip it back in, you nod.Ā 
ā€œDo you have a death wish? Seriously, do you?ā€ Barry asked, incredulous. but, he couldnā€™t deny, he felt a subtle ping of jealousy towards his friend. ā€œYou do realize if Bruce or the Batkids find out about this, youā€™re toast, right?ā€
Hal grins wider, his eyes glued to the screen, ā€œWait, wait, wait! Watch this part, this part is real good.ā€ he clearly didnā€™t care about the possible repercussions.Ā 
ā€œYouā€™re my daddy,ā€ you purr, grasping his cock with both hands. Hal releases a euphoric exhale when you suck on the head, stroking the remaining inches in tandem, ā€œGreen Lanternā€™s my daddy!ā€ your voice was heavily muffled since your mouth was full, but when you looked up at the lens, Barry could see your eyes smiling. they were sparkling, and his breath caught in his throat. you were so happy to be pleasing him.Ā 
ā€œJeezā€¦ā€ he mutters, mostly to himself. he was humiliated to admit that he was hard in his joggers.Ā 
ā€œI know, right?ā€ Hal chortles, running his finger against the screen to scrub ahead. he hits the pad of his finger on the play button in the middle of the screen when your face is painted with his cum, dripping down your chin, and heā€™s holding your hair at the crown of your head.Ā 
ā€œLike that, baby girl?ā€ Hal was crooning, rubbing his twitching cock over your parted lips as it spurts what remained of his release; each eruption granting a moan that rumbles deep in his chest, ā€œLike that daddy made you all messy and cute? Does my cum taste good?ā€Ā 
giggling, you nod, your tongue swirling around the tip. you seemed utterly drunk on it; Barry was looking into the pixels of your eyes, examining how glassy they were. he could imagine that you probably couldnā€™t even remember your own name in that moment. it seemed like the only thing on your mind was Halā€™s cock.Ā 
lucky bastard.Ā 
ā€œYeah? Canā€™t even use your words anymore?ā€ a shake of your head and an incomprehensible babble later, Hal guides the tip of his cock back to press against your slack lips, which part with absolutely no resistance, and take him into your mouth again as you gurgle a happy whine. ā€œThatā€™s a good girl,ā€ he purrs, and his hips jut forward to give you every inch again, ā€œif youā€™re too cockdrunk to talk, we can just put that pretty mouth back to work. Clean me up, baby. Make sure you swallow all the cum you suck off me.ā€Ā 
the video ends there, and Barry doesnā€™t say anything for several seconds. he just stares at your face as itā€™s pausedā€” he never expected he would ever see you like that, and he was ashamed to admit that it was sexy as hell. still, you were Bruceā€™s daughter, and Barry couldnā€™t believe that, in that moment, he wanted to be Hal. he wanted to be the one in the video, feeding you cock, watching you devour it until your eyes crossed. a plethora of other vulgar possibilities crossed his mind in the short period of time between the end of the video and when Hal spoke again.Ā 
like what you must look like with your legs spread open, soft wet pussy clenching and begging to be fucked. he could hear his name in your gentle voice, and he physically rejected a shudder to creep up his spine as he envisioned pushing his cock into you. you must be so tight, he would have to force it.Ā 
ā€œYou know I can send you the video if you need it for jerk material, right?ā€ Hal teased, digging his elbow into his super friendā€™s rib cage. effectively pulling Barry out of his sordid thoughts. ā€œAfter all, I get to play with the real deal any time I want. She said so herself: she wants to be my little stress reliever.ā€Ā 
ā€œYouā€™re absolutely insane.ā€ Barry countered with a bemused shake of his head. ā€œBatmanā€™s gonna find out eventually. He has to. Heā€™s Batman.ā€Ā 
Hal quirks a brow, ā€œYeah, exactly. Heā€™s Batman, which means heā€™s a little preoccupied saving the world with us to keep tabs on who his daughter is fucking, donā€™tcha think, buddy? Relax, I know what Iā€™m doing.ā€ giving Barryā€™s shoulder a pat, he tilts his head, murmuring thoughtfully, ā€œBesides, youā€™re the only one that I wanted to show, Bar.ā€Ā 
Barryā€™s eyes narrows as he looks at his friend, suspiciously now. ā€œWhy?ā€Ā 
Halā€™s eyes twinkled with mischievous delight, and he juts his chin in reference to his phone. ā€œBecause I want you to get in on it.ā€Ā 
ā€œWhat??ā€Ā 
ā€œCā€™mon, Barry,ā€ Hal pleaded, shoving his phone into his back pocket, ā€œyouā€™re really gonna try and tell me I didnā€™t just watch you drool over that video? You donā€™t want to fuck her with me? Hear her moan and squeal for you like she does for me? It would be so much fun filling her up from both ends, tossing her back and forth. Sheā€™d love it, too. The little batbrat likes it rough as hell.ā€Ā 
Barry opened his mouth to protest, but he couldnā€™t find a lie convincing enough to persuade his friend and himself. so he sighed, and settled with, ā€œSo now youā€™re trying to get us both killed.ā€Ā 
it wasnā€™t a yes, but it definitely wasnā€™t a no, and Hal realized this.Ā 
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Me and the Ring
Part 2 of Me or the Ring
Pairing: Hal Jordan x fem!reader
Summary: After Hal broke your heart and failed his mission, the Guardians send Kyle to pick up where he left off. You can't trust Hal, but that doesn't mean you don't love him.
Warnings: angst to fluff, some suggestiveness/objectification (it's innocent, just Hal Jordan flirting), lots of DC Lantern lore references. ignore the incorrect timeline of the GLs
Word Count: 2.9k+ words
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Coast City isnā€™t the same without Hal Jordan. Every time you see Green Lantern fly across the sky or a picture of him on the news, you miss your Flyboy a little more. Leaving Hal was the right choice, or so you keep telling yourself. As you walk out of a mediocre coffee shop, because youā€™re too nervous and heartbroken to return to the one where you met Hal, you accidentally bump into someone.
ā€œSorry,ā€ you murmur without looking up.
ā€œIā€™m not,ā€ the man replies.
You glance up at his face before dropping your eyes again. He moves his arm, and you see something green reflect the sunlight.
ā€œIā€™m not interested,ā€ you say. ā€œExcuse me.ā€
ā€œLook, I know I started poorly,ā€ the man continues, moving to block your path. ā€œBut let me start over? My nameā€™s Kyle.ā€
ā€œOkay. Kyle, get out of my way.ā€
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ā€œWhereā€™s Gardner?ā€ Kilowog mumbles. ā€œGuardians sent ā€˜em both, but I ainā€™t seen him since we left.ā€
ā€œIā€™m not worried about Guy,ā€ Hal replies. ā€œShe keeps backing up. Sheā€™s different than she was with me. This is all my fault, Kilowog.ā€
ā€œYouā€™re right, poozer. But donā€™t give your apology to me.ā€
Hal sighs as he watches you. He canā€™t hear, but Kilowogā€™s Bolovaxian ears pick up every catch of your breath.
ā€œHal,ā€ he grunts. ā€œHeā€™s taking her somewhere.ā€
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Kyle sighs, and when his shoulder rolls back, you see the unmistakable ring on his finger. Another Green Lantern. As if one breaking your heart wasnā€™t enough, they still think you are guilty of some intergalactic crime spree.
ā€œKyle, Iā€™m late for a meeting. Maybe I could give you my number?ā€ you suggest.
Playing along seems like the best option. He smiles and moves again, blatantly showing off the ring. You accept his phone and input a fake name and a fake number.
ā€œNow, lying isnā€™t nice,ā€ Kyle says as he takes his phone back.
ā€œWhat?ā€
ā€œThatā€™s not your name.ā€
You take a step back as your face drops in worry. Hal was never this pushy, and you wish he was here now. Before you can turn on your heel to run, Kyle reaches out and wraps a hand around your arm.
ā€œIf you donā€™t willingly go back to Oa and confess to your crimes, I will drag you across the worst planets I can think of on the way,ā€ he threatens quietly.
You fumble with your phone at your side, navigating to your favorite contacts with only one name in mind.
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ā€œCā€™mon, youā€™re my girl,ā€ Hal murmurs as he watches Kyle lean in to speak. ā€œYou know what to do. Donā€™t trust him.ā€
ā€œShe just said your name,ā€ Kilowog announces.
A single second later, Halā€™s phone rings. At the same time, a sapphire portal opens behind you and Kyle. Hal is angry for you, at Kyle, at the situation, but he doesnā€™t bother to answer your call as Kyle pulls you closer.
ā€œRayner,ā€ Hal greets as he lands beside you. ā€œLet her go.ā€
You lean toward Hal, and Kyleā€™s eyes remain on the opening portal.
ā€œThis isnā€™t over, Jordan,ā€ he responds. ā€œSheā€™s coming back to Oa.ā€
ā€œDonā€™t do this,ā€ Kilowog says as he lands behind Kyle.
Your eyes widen at the sight of Kilowog, another Green Lantern. Hal steps closer to you, and you find comfort in his proximity. The other Green Lantern is large, but he seems to be with Hal, unlike Kyle.
ā€œLast chance,ā€ Hal tells Kyle. ā€œDonā€™t make this worse.ā€
Sapphire sparks fly off the portal as it reaches its peak. Kyle hesitates before releasing his grip on you. His suit forms around him before he flies away, but you use your new freedom to turn toward Hal. You grip his suit, although youā€™re surprised you can actually feel it, and hide your face against his chest.
ā€œThis is Kilowog,ā€ Hal says calmly. He presses a hand against your back to keep you close before promising, ā€œIā€™m not going to let anything happen to you, pretty girl.ā€
As Kilowog steps back urgently, you anticipate that Hal will break yet another promise. The portal begins shrinking suddenly, and Kilowog yells something before an unseen force pulls you closer to the pink circle.
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When you open your eyes, Kilowog groans in a language you donā€™t recognize. You step back, out of Halā€™s hold, and look around.
ā€œWhere are we?ā€ you ask softly.
ā€œZamaron,ā€ Kilowog answers.
ā€œWhy can I breathe?ā€
ā€œMy ring,ā€ Hal says. ā€œI can create an atmosphere for you.ā€
ā€œHow am I supposed to go home?ā€
ā€œIā€™ll get you home, I promise.ā€
ā€œStop promising! Tell me how!ā€ you demand.
Hal sees the fear in your eyes and shakes his head. ā€œI donā€™t know yet,ā€ he admits.
ā€œOkay. What now?ā€
ā€œHal!ā€ Kilowog alerts. ā€œWeā€™ve got company.ā€
ā€œHello,ā€ a pink-skinned woman says as she lands before you.
Hal moves quickly to press himself against your back. You want to find comfort in the touch, but youā€™re terrified and donā€™t want to fall for another Hal Jordan trick.
ā€œThe Guardians- the guys who make the rings thought you were working with her,ā€ Hal whispers.
You turn to look over your shoulder with wide eyes. The accusations have a new layer of unbelievability, now. Thereā€™s a sapphire ring on her finger, and when she doesnā€™t acknowledge the Green Lanterns with you, you tense your shoulders nervously.
ā€œIā€™m sorry,ā€ Hal adds.
ā€œSave it,ā€ you snap. ā€œTell me when you get me back to Coast City.ā€
Hal nods, and you turn away. There are more women before you now, and you unconsciously lean against Hal before he is pulled away.
ā€œTake the men to their quarters,ā€ the woman commands. ā€œWelcome to Zamaron, human.ā€
ā€œWhere are you taking my friends?ā€ you ask.
One of the women lays a hand on your back, but you step forward to preserve your personal space. They let you follow at your own pace, though they do not answer your question.
ā€œWhere did you take them?ā€ you repeat loudly.
ā€œDo not be concerned. Our atmosphere has adapted to your presence, so you no longer need the men to protect you,ā€ someone answers.
ā€œWe are taking you to my palace,ā€ the first woman says. ā€œI am the current leader of Zamaron, and I would like to extend our hospitality to you.ā€
ā€œI would appreciate a plane ticket home a bit more than hospitality,ā€ you argue.
ā€œIn time. You will have the chance to return home, I assure you.ā€
You continue in silence. The palace appears as you turn a corner, and you wonder where Hal and Kilowog are. If you needed him, could he come? Would he?
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ā€œWe have to get out of here, Kilowog,ā€ Hal says before hitting the prison bars again.
ā€œYou know we canā€™t,ā€ Kilowog replies.
ā€œShe is out there alone! Iā€™m not going to just sit here and accept my fate!ā€
ā€œIā€™m not tellinā€™ you too, poozer. Iā€™m sayinā€™ that you need a new approach. Youā€™re not a hero, remember?ā€
Hal nods as he begins pacing. ā€œRight. Iā€™m not a hero. But I am a Flyboy.ā€
Kilowog agrees before asking, ā€œIs this a translation problem or are you making up words?ā€
ā€œTheyā€™re going to offer her a ring, Kilowog,ā€ Hal says. ā€œI trust her, but she doesnā€™t know what the Sapphires do.ā€
ā€œYou broke her heart. If she accepts the ring, youā€™re her first stop.ā€
ā€œTrust me. I know.ā€
ā€œShe called for help, Hal. Work on finding a way to do that.ā€
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ā€œYou have strong emotions toward the human Lantern,ā€ the leader of Zamaron muses. ā€œIs there love?ā€
ā€œNot anymore,ā€ you answer.
ā€œI see. My friends and I here are the Star Sapphire Corps. Do you know what that means?ā€
ā€œI donā€™t. We humans arenā€™t well-versed in the whole ring thing.ā€
She chuckles, her laughter just as royal and majestic as her voice. ā€œStar Sapphires are a race built on love. As our first members said, ā€˜Life without love is blasphemy.ā€™ Tell me, what would you do for a life of love and power?ā€
ā€œWork,ā€ you answer. ā€œLove and power arenā€™t given; theyā€™re earned and created.ā€
ā€œPoor child, you have no idea of the possibilities in the universe. Accept a ring, join our people, and the life you crave, the love you no longer have, can be yours.ā€
You shake your head, determined to get off of this planet. ā€œI just want to go home.ā€
ā€œAnd you may. A portal can be made available to you.ā€
ā€œThank you. Can I see my friends now?ā€
ā€œI fear you misunderstand. We, women, are the only beings who understand what love truly is. There is no place for men on Zamaron.ā€
ā€œYouā€™re going to kill them,ā€ you realize. ā€œYou kill all men.ā€
ā€œWe free them from their failed responsibilities. They cannot love, so they cannot live.ā€
ā€œThatā€™s not true.ā€
ā€œYour Hal Jordan could not love you as you deserve. What proof do you have?ā€
ā€œI- I can show you.ā€
ā€œGreen Lanterns are not to be trusted. Prove your worth with a ring or return home. Without your unfortunate friends.ā€
You close your eyes and take a deep breath before saying, ā€œI would like a ring. Hal Jordan used me, and he must learn what life without love is like. He takes but never gives. Itā€™s my turn.ā€
Your dramatic speech wins over the Sapphires, and the leader nods. Another Zamaron kneels before you and slides a pink ring onto your finger. Power surges through you as sapphire ribbons circle your form.
ā€œGo and eliminate blasphemy.ā€
Hal makes using a ring look much easier, and as you shakily take flight, you wish he was here to help you. Here and now, itā€™s your turn to help him. Hal Jordan hurt you, but he doesnā€™t deserve to die on an alien planet. As you fly, you use the ring to scan the planet. It happens without much conscious thought, and when you find the prison, you raise your arms and increase your flight speed.
ā€œHal?ā€ you whisper at the first opening.
ā€œPipe down,ā€ a woman calls from inside the prison.
The prison is full of men from different planets, but you donā€™t allow yourself to think about what will happen to them. They need help, but your mission is to free Hal and Kilowog. When the bars beside you shake, you follow the sound of impact around another corner. A large, green bulldozer is ramming into a wall of bars, and you shake your head in concerned amusement before raising your own ring. You form a pink coffee cup, which causes the green machine to disappear.
ā€œWhoa,ā€ Hal says in place of greeting. His eyes are wide at the sight of you, and he asks, ā€œIs that a new outfit?ā€
ā€œShut up,ā€ you demand. You havenā€™t looked down at the skin-tight pink bodysuit more than once, but the mention of it makes you shift uncomfortably. ā€œWe need to get out of here.ā€
ā€œThe door wonā€™t open. Iā€™ve tried everything.ā€
You grab a bar and open the door with minimal effort.
ā€œYour ringā€™s the wrong color,ā€ you say.
Hal and Jordan step out, and you lower your gaze to the ring momentarily. You shake your hand, and all of the cells open. The men walk out before running for cover.
ā€œHow do I get this ring off, Hal?ā€ you ask.
ā€œYou have to prove you love and are loved at the same time, with the same person,ā€ Kilowog answers.
ā€œHow do you know that?ā€ Hal asks.
ā€œDid you mean any of it? What you said at Ferris Air?ā€ you interrupt.
Hal turns toward you and nods. ā€œI meant all of it.ā€
You look into his eyes, and he sees that yours have a depth and a hurt that he missed. The hurt is his fault, but what lies behind it caused him to fall in love with you. With your eyes locked, you think about everything that Hal has done to prove he loves you, and then admit to yourself that despite his seeming betrayal and how he used you, you love him, too. The sapphire ring hits the prison floor with a clang and Hal rushes to adjust the atmosphere for you.
ā€œYou did it!ā€ he cheers before pulling you into his arms.
ā€œHal, somethingā€™s wrong,ā€ Kilowog says.
You try to agree, but everything goes black before you can.
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ā€œMaā€™am are you okay?ā€ someone asks above you.
Your head pounds until you open your eyes. The Coast City sky above you is clear and bright, and you sit up quickly at the sight and feel of earth. Thereā€™s a crowd around you, but Hal and Kilowog are nowhere in sight.
ā€œWhereā€™s Green Lantern?ā€ you ask.
ā€œHe hasnā€™t been seen in days,ā€ the man kneeling beside you says. ā€œDid you hit your head?ā€
ā€œI have to go,ā€ you say as you push yourself up to stand.
Several people yell for you to wait, but you run past the coffee shop where you first met Hal on your way home. Thereā€™s a list in your mind of things you need to do. First, you have to find some comfort, and then you can worry about Hal and where he is.
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ā€œDonā€™t you people know how to make a phone call?ā€ Hal complains when he realizes he and Kilowog are on Oa. ā€œWe wouldā€™ve come if youā€™d just sent an invite.ā€
ā€œQuiet, Green Lantern Hal Jordan of Sector 2814,ā€ Ganthet demands. ā€œThis is a trial, not a debate.ā€
ā€œA trial for what?ā€ Kilowog asks. ā€œBeinā€™ imprisoned?ā€
ā€œThe Intergalactic Court sent you to find a woman guilty of murder, yet you allowed her to take you to Zamaron. She has been sent back to Earth, where Green Lantern Guy Gardner will do what you failed to do,ā€ Sayd explains. ā€œFailing in a mission that was requested is punishable to the full extent of Rimbor law.ā€
ā€œWe didnā€™t fail!ā€ Hal argues. ā€œShe is innocent! She saved us from the Sapphires; would a killer do that?ā€
ā€œHave you any proof?ā€
Kilowog grumbles before summoning a hologram from his ring. A blurry video of your arrival in the prison plays for the Guardians, who then turn to one another and whisper.
ā€œCan you send me that video?ā€ Hal whispers as he leans toward Kilowog.
ā€œFocus, poozer,ā€ he replies.
ā€œThe Guardians have decided to investigate this occurrence in more depth. Green Lanterns Jordan and Kilowog, you are free to go. Be prepared to return to Oa at a momentā€™s notice,ā€ Ganthet announces.
ā€œGo,ā€ Kilowog demands. ā€œOr you can watch that video in your dreams.ā€
ā€œI think Iā€™ll do that either way,ā€ Hal says before disappearing into the clouds.
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ā€œWhere are you, Hal Jordan?ā€ you ask as you click another search result.
Plenty of people have claimed to see Green Lantern today, but none of them are your Flyboy. Someone knocks, and you ignore it as you add ā€œCoast Cityā€ to the search again. The knocking continues, and you groan as you stand.
ā€œComing!ā€ you yell.
ā€œHi, pretty girl,ā€ Hal says as you pull the door open.
ā€œHi,ā€ you reply softly. ā€œYou know, when I called you this morning, I didnā€™t expect anything.ā€
ā€œIā€™ll always be here for you. You can hate me, tell me you never felt anything, but Iā€™m yours.ā€
ā€œHal, I-ā€œ
ā€œNo. Look, Iā€™m not going to pretend like I know what Iā€™m doing or that Iā€™m relationship material. But I love you, and I will help you no matter when or where. Not because of the ring that I wear, but because of who you are and how wildly in love I am with you.ā€
You raise your brows as he speaks, and when he finishes you say, ā€œLove. Do you know what that means?ā€
ā€œYou know I do.ā€
ā€œThen you know I feel the same way. But I canā€™t let you use me again, Hal.ā€
ā€œI never thought you were guilty, and I was trying to convince the Guardians to let it go. Iā€™m sorry that I failed and got you into even more trouble.ā€
ā€œIt worked out,ā€ you remind him. ā€œBecause I love you.ā€
Hal smiles and grabs the jacket youā€™re wearing ā€“ his jacket, you remember suddenly ā€“ to pull you against his chest. ā€œThank you,ā€ he murmurs before kissing you.
You grip Halā€™s shirt and return the kiss, giving and receiving love at once. Your life hasnā€™t been short of love since Hal walked into it.
ā€œI love you,ā€ you say as you pull back. ā€œIā€™m sorry for reacting like I did.ā€
ā€œI donā€™t blame you for that. Walking away wasnā€™t,ā€ Hal hesitates before finishing, ā€œIt didnā€™t change anything for me. Except make me hate myself a little for hurting you.ā€
ā€œConsider it forgiven and forgotten.ā€
ā€œYou,ā€ Hal says. ā€œI choose you. Tell me that you want me to prove it and I will throw this ring into the sky and let it find a new bearer.ā€
You purse your lips as you consider how the ring works. When Hal raises his hand, you wrap both of your hands over his knuckles and the ring.
ā€œThis ring is part of you, so I love it, too,ā€ you promise.
ā€œYou really do love me,ā€ Hal says with a smile.
ā€œObviously.ā€ You gesture dramatically to his jacket on your arms to reiterate your point.
Hal leans forward and drops his voice to ask, ā€œEnough to find a sapphire outfit? To remember old times?ā€
You roll your eyes before walking farther into your home. ā€œYou wish, Flyboy. The jacketā€™s as good as it gets for you. At least until you put a ring on my finger.ā€
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httpsobi Ā· 6 months ago
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YOU...YOU CAN DO THAT? ā€œa green lantern x team"
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WARNINGS/TAGS + sfw, they/them (gender neutral) reader addressed as green lantern (the creative streak continues), no beta we die like jason todd, canon-typical violence (not heavily detailed).
A/N + for @noom147 , thank you for your request! i lost the ask (AGAIN) because i can't post from where i am rn and tried to be smart about it (AGAINN) so yeah. i hope you enjoy it despite the fact that it was written at the ass crack of dawn and i was DEFINITELY not falling asleep ā¤ļø. anyways enough yapping, ENJOYYYYY.
REQUEST + "TBA"
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ROB & KF What's worse than one idiot walking into the headquarters of a cult that's known for offering human sacrifices to their weird leader?
TwoĀ idiots walking into the headquarters of a cult that's known for offering human sacrifices to their weird leader.
And for turning his/her/their back on the two idiots forĀ justĀ 10 seconds- Green LanternĀ mightĀ just be the biggest idiot of all.
He/she/they are sprinting down the dingy halls of the old temple, deaf to all other sounds other than the weird speech some old guy is giving (and their raging heartbeat).
The speech started off as nothing more than a faint murmur, like your next-door neighbourā€™s TV that you can just make out; but as he/she/they dash towards the room at the end of the hall (shoving their way through whatever random members straggle along the halls) it's getting louder and louder.
Behind the closed door, an undercover Robin and Kid Flash are trapped inside a glass box (that looks nothing short of a Jigsaw trap), staring at the old man whoā€™s back is turned to them.
"But do not fret." The man sighs wistfully, turning on his heels to approach the glass box currently holding Robin and Kid Flash. He takes a second to take them in, before heā€™s turning to the console on his right and pressing a button.
With a softĀ click, water starts rushing up from the cracks of the floor under their feet.
"Your sacrifice will not be in vain."
Yet before Robin and Kid Flash can evenĀ startĀ to panic, the doors are swinging open, and a (extremely dishevelled) undercover Green Lantern is marching towards the cultists with a glowing bat in their hands.
The cultist turns around, nearly jumping out of his skin at the teenager with the glowing bat being swung over his/her/their shoulder.
"How did you-!"
Thunk!
The pair blink at the heaving Green Lantern.
He/she/they are too busy staring down at the unconscious man to make sure he stays down, all while catching his/her/their breath. The energy used to construct the bat slowly starts to disintegrate in his/her/their hands.
KF whistles, and that seems to get him/her/them out of his/her/their trance and moving up to the console to press a couple buttons.
A couple clicks later, and the water starts draining itself, and the ceiling of the box lifts open, and that's all it takes for Green Lantern to hunch over the console to continue catching his/her/their breath.
"Now we know if we ever need a batter-" Robin starts.
"Shut the fuck up." He/she/they wheeze, glaring at the two boys who've finally made their way out the box.
"I... have never... in my life... ever ran that fast... all... because of you... idiots."
Kid Flash blinks at them. "...At least you have a great swing."
"Shut it."
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AQ, MG & SUP "M'gann!"
Green Lantern can hear Superboy's voice echo across the warehouse, and the worry in his call is enough to send him/her/them flying towards them, noting the heat radiating from their side of the warehouse as he/she/they approach.
"Is she okay?" Green Lantern yells, dropping down from the air to meet them.
Miss Martian's out cold in Superboy's arms, sweat lining her brow and she's frowning even in her unconscious state. Aqualad's not doing much better either, sat against the wall and his breathing's laboured as he looks up at him/her/them with an unfocused look.
"Miss Martian and I are at our limits- the heat is far too much for us." He mutters as Green Lantern's pulling him to his feet.
"I can't blame you- why is it so hot here anyway?"
There's a sudden sound of metal, and the two standing members are whipping around to stare at a dishevelled, angry mobster who's staring them down with a wide grin.
In his hands, is possible the largest flamethrower he/she/they have ever seen.
"That'll do it."
He's got them cornered, and with one member down and their leader following suit, there's not much they can do.
"I got this." Superboy growls, about to set Miss Martian down before Green Lantern's taking a step away from the group and towards the mobster.
"Screw that- get behind me!"
Green Lantern is bracing him/her/themselves, his/her/their right fist extended and his/her/their left hand at their wrist to support his/her/their arm up as the crazed gangster cocks the oversized flamethrower onto his hip.
He/she/they can see the coil in the barrel of the flamethrower burn a bright orange just before-
...
There's a horrible smell of burnt metal and the sudden silence in the warehouse, and by the large cloud of blackened smoke, the man drops his weapon with a satisfied hum.
But just as he's about to turn around, the smoke clears, and his smile drops.
A green bubble surrounds the four teens, and he can just make out Green Lantern's smirk past the blinding glow of his/her/their ring.
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ART
"Crap." Artemis mumbles to herself, looking over her shoulder to her suddenly empty quiver.
Damn-it, she could've sworn she still had at least 5 more left-
She yelps as a large crystal shard lands a hair past her ear, and she's frantically ducking down and crawling towards a nearby truck.
Reaching a hand to her in-ear, she's finds herself with no choice but to call for help.
"I need-!"
Artemis finds herself blinking at Green Lantern, who's staring back at her from where he/she/they are floating in the air.
"What areĀ youĀ doing here?" She asks.
"Was passing through the area when I heard reports of Icicle Jr attacking. Figured I'd check it out." Green Lantern shrugs. "Need help?"
"Something like that." She sighs. "I'm out of arrows."
Green Lantern tilts his/her/their head at her.
"You're out? Already?"
"Yeah." Artemis grumbles from where she's crouched, "I could've sworn I had more-"
"Don't worry, I got this." Green Lantern smiles brightly, offering her a thumbs up.
...
"Don't tell me you chickened out already!" Icicle Jr. laughs, making his way down the now empty street. "I was just starting to have fun."
"Hey you!"
Icicle Jr whips around, immediately throwing out a shard that Green Lantern blocks easily with an easy wall construct. As he/she/they drop the construct and lets the ice crash to the floor, the two stare each other down for a moment.
"Who theĀ hellĀ are you?" The criminal frowns, tilting his head at the flying teen. "Ain't never seen you 'round here before. Didn't realise even the Lanterns have a sidekick."
He/she/they smile at him, but it's not the cheery, light-hearted smile that Artemis got.
No, it's a smile that has her shivering slightly from where she's hiding- the customer service smile that a cashier gives when they're a second away from jumping across the counter and bash someone's head in.
Artemis is only proving right when his/her/their ring starts to glow, and she watches as what looks like a literal (not actually- it's still made from energy) bazooka assembles in his/her/their hands. Its weight is heavy, evident by the fact that they drop slightly in the air as they place it over their shoulder, and its clear even Icicle Jr. is unsettled.
"Because they don't have a sidekick." He/she/they explain with that creepy smile still painted on their face.
"I'm just the cool one."
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prismuffin Ā· 2 years ago
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Sorry if this is too far into a Crackfic idea!
But What if Reader (He/ Him) gets turned into a Cat because of a spell the Reader was teaching Zanatna, she messed up on.
This is where the ask comes in... How would (Superman) Clark kent, (Batman) Bruce Wayne, Hal Jordan and (Flash) Barry Allen separately interact with/ react to seeing Reader as a Cat? ( Full ass Fur baby, not half n half diet furry (Neko))
P.S I think Hal, and Flash are the type of people that won't pay attention if isn't important. So I feel like they would of just tuned back in once seeing the cat, and not know it's Reader.
Also, I think it's so cute at the idea of Reader having enough of people handling and grabbing him. While, knowing that no one's going to mess with Batman, Cat!Reader hides in Batman's cape, while he's sitting.
LMFAO nah this isnā€™t too crackfic to me I actually find it quite funny- but anyways I think-
After being turned into a cat by Zatanna you probably ran away from her in shock and/or fear.
Superman would be so confused seeing a random cat running through the halls. He'd be even more confused when you pounce into his arms. You seemed shaken up so he held onto you immediately. He doesn't know how a cat got in here but you seem scared so he'll go to the kitchen to get you something to drink or eat. He finds a can of tuna in the back and lets you eat as much out of it as you'd like. He pets you while you're eating then gets you some water. Finds the purring sound interesting so he keeps petting you and eventually, because you're a cat, you dig your claws into his skin and he reels back in confusion and betrayal as he watches you run out of the kitchen.
Afterwards you run into Hal walking through the halls. You'd meow at him and walk between his legs. He'd shoo you away from him, mostly annoyed about the cat hair that you're spreading everywhere. When you don't leave him alone he sighs and allows you to walk beside him but when he reaches his room/office he's not letting you inside at all. He'll give you a few pets before he closes the door on you though.
Continuing you journey you're met with Barry in the common room who's looking at the results of some tests from work. When you hop up next to him on the couch he just stares in disbelief for a couple of seconds before wondering out loud who brought their cat. He'd let you stay with him like Hal did as long as you're not disruptive and eventually one hand would find its way behind you ears, giving you a couple of scratches. He'd probably give you some dumb temporary name since you don't have a collar on or anything. You, once again get annoyed of them after a while and move away from him.
After a long, tired day of absolutely nothing you searched tirelessly for a place to nap. Finding a way into Bruce's Batcave you skillfully maneuvered your way through the cave until you found Bruce at his desk. You meowed and he turned but found nothing until he turned back around to see you on his console. You jumped into his lap before he could react and just laid there. When he tried to pet you, you pawed his hand away so he just let you rest there until he finished up work. If you wanna hide in his cape when he's done and wandering the halls he doesn't mind.
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jiminieeangel Ā· 6 months ago
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Guys pls Iā€™m not jokingā€¦ļæ¼
Bruce Wayne!daughter x Hal Jordan
NSFW under the cut
- age gap sheā€™s like 24 and heā€™s 40 (ew)
- they keep their situationship a secret from everyone (which is extreme hard for Hal because Hal is a YAPPER)
- somehow no one suspects anything (not even Batman)
-her calling him a dirty old man during sex and sometimes in public to get him worked up
-ā€œAre you staring at my ass??? Oh Hal youā€™re such a dirty old manā€
- wears tight clothing, MINI SKIRTS, mini dresses, low cut tops
-bimbo attire basically anything to get his attention
- hal is so easy to turn on heā€™s just extremely down bad
- teases him relentlessly (especially when she knows he canā€™t do anything about it)
- TEASES HIM IN FRONT OF BRUCE
- Bruce is like ā€œwtf y/n ik Hal is pathetic but leave him aloneā€
- Bruce really doesnā€™t pick up on it because strict parents make sneaky kids
- sneaking Hal into your room in the mansion
- him pounding you in your childhood room
-heā€™s lowkey a sick fuck
- Hal is definitely a switch/ powerbottom!
- I can see Hal not wanting to give up complete control because of toxic masculinity and also the age gap but idk
- also hear me out y/n is some variation of catwoman since sheā€™s a little older. Old enough to be Catwoman or have a cat superhero persona??? Idk anything to get her into the justice league so that sheā€™s closer to Hal
Someone pls make a fic out of this Iā€™m begging on my hands and knees. I canā€™t get this old man out of my head.
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venuslarkspur Ā· 5 days ago
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Some more Batsis imagines <3
Warning: very tiny nsfw but mostly sfw, Batsis being that girl.
- Pushing the Bi/Pan Batsis agenda <3
- Okay so picture me this, imagine a Batsis reader whoā€™s the same age as Dick and older than Jason who has had relations with like?? Every superhero and or vigilante ever. (Especially if sheā€™s a vigilante too.) like imagine the big bad bat finding out that his daughter has dated half his colleagues and if not dated then hooked up with. This also extends to those with questionable backgrounds..like Bruce being like ā€œwtf do you mean you dated Poison Ivy?!ā€ šŸ˜­šŸ™ or even better Hal Jordan. (Heā€™d prefer you with Harley, and to his utter shock this has apparently happened at some point as well!?)
- Imagine leaving the house all dolled up and ready to go and Bruce stops you and gives you the old ā€œwhere do you think youā€™re going? Are you and Roy back on again?ā€ Heā€™d ask, you just shrugged and shook your head. (You and Roy are definitely on and off, he sometimes baits you with Lian and as much as you canā€™t resist her adorable face, you had a date to get to.) ā€œRoy? No that was last month.ā€ You said, touching up your makeup. ā€œOkay, what about Constantine then?ā€ He crossed his arms, still not giving in. ā€œThis was two years ago, you really need to get over it.ā€ You replied, youā€™re getting through that door one way or another.
ā€œJust tell me then.ā€
ā€œFine, Diana and I have some plans tonight.ā€
ā€¦
ā€œPARDON?ā€
ā€”ā€”ā€”ā€”ā€”ā€”ā€”ā€”ā€”
Live laugh love Batsis <3
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icantthink-ofagoodname Ā· 7 months ago
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Just got home from vacation so after Monday imma kick up the notch on my fic writing so except lots of fics in the next couple of weeks
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earlgreylatte Ā· 2 months ago
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Letting go of their hand as a prank
Hal Jordan: Heā€™s big on PDA. In his eyes, everyone should have no doubts that you guys are together, even if it borders on obnoxious. So when he feels you slip your hand from his grasp, itā€™s okay because he prefers having his arm slung around your shoulders or waist anyway. He definitely gives you a little pinch or jostles you, smirking at your attempt to tease him. If youā€™re a particularly good actor, you might have him shoot you an offended look and have to play keep away with him as he dives for your hand before determinedly locking them together.
Barry Allen: Heā€™s a bit more modest with his affection with you in public, so he loves hand holding! Absolutely shoots you a heartbroken look when you shake him off while he was telling you about a recent case. Asks if something is wrong and apologizes before you can even say something. You immediately break. Barry only huffs out a laugh before linking your arms together, remarking that you must have gotten the idea from Hal. He tries to pull the same prank on you, but canā€™t follow through after you smile at him.
Ted Kord: As a fellow jokester, heā€™s more than ready for your tricks. When he feels you trying to wriggle your hand out of his grasp, he lets go first, raising both hands above his head for a hardy stretch before continuing on without you. He immediately laughs hearing your protests as you run up to shove him. If you do get the drop on him, he would have you two linked within a second, casually whistling as you look at him confusedly. Itā€™s also as likely for him to simply pull your hand closer and pretend heā€™s about to take a chomp as you desperately try to escape his grasp while laughing.
Booster Gold: The most dramatic gasp escapes him, turning to face you with a wobbling lip. You would assume he was just playing along until he grabs your hand to press against his face. Maybe if it was when you first met, he would have simply acted offended before giving you an easy smile. But now, after having to so often traverse the time stream, heā€™s a bit more clingy and in need of affection. Calms down when you run your hand through his hair and press yourself to his side. When you explain itā€™s a prank, he perks up and asks if you can try again and post it on his account.
Bruce Wayne: While he may appear stone faced, inwardly he is going over anything he could have done to offend you over the past month. When he notices the quirk of your lip, he just shoots you an exasperated look before slowly locking your hands together again. When you pull the same prank in public, Brucie would stumble onto the ground, grasping your hands, tearfully asking what heā€™s done to earn this cruelty. You chose to keep your pranks restricted to private spaces, afterwards.
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solar-wing Ā· 1 year ago
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āš£ Cocky Bastard šŸ˜”
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āš£šŸ˜” A/N ā†’ My first Hal Jordan post from my previous account. Conner and Hal fics in the works including the third installment for Primal. Since I revamped the first two parts (especially the second), I pretty much had to re-do the entire piece from beginning to end. So that's why it's been taking a little bit longer than usual but it's coming. Anyway, thank you guys for 100 followers and as promised, those fics are coming. WARNINGS: Dub-Con. Coercion, Implied Jealousy, Slight Harassment, etc. Full NSFW version will be posted to Patreon and AO3.
āš£šŸ˜” Prompts Used ā†’ @cursedspaceofair ā€“ "You know you love me." @thelonelyempath ā€“ #7 "Be a good boy and swallow for me."
āš£šŸ˜” Summary ā†’ Hal Jordan has been an annoying little pest and a thorn in your side ever since you joined the Justice League. His over-inflated ego pushes you to avoid him as much as possible, which in turn, only makes the superhero pester you more. So, how do you succeed in getting the cocky bastard to leave you alone?
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REBLOGS and replies are greatly appreciated, please! šŸ’š
āš£ ENJOY šŸ˜”
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Youā€™d had it up to fucking here with Hal fucking Jordan, the cocky bastard.
Ever since you joined the Justice League, Hal made it his fucking mission to get on your last nerve. Going out of his way with all types of crazy antics to annoy you and get your attention.Ā 
And why was he doing it in the first place?
Cause the fucker didnā€™t have a life, obviously, and just loved messing with yours!
ā€œIā€™m sure itā€™s not that bad,ā€ Superman said while you and he were walking down the hallway after getting out of a meeting.
You joined the Justice League a little under six months ago after your involvement in helping to prevent the world and reality itself from collapsing on itself. Superman, Batman, Flash, Wonder Woman, and others were impressed with your capabilities, and they recruited you into the organization almost immediately. The pure excitement you felt after being invited into the superhero community was unmatched by anything else you had ever felt.
Upon your initiation and induction into the group of crime fighters, they let you create your own superhero alias and supplied you with your own suit that attuned to your abilities. Apparently, they had a guy who specialized in making suits for heroes, so you were excited to see what he came up with.
All your new comrades were super friendly and welcoming. If you had fanboyed a bit when you met some of your favorite heroes, they gave you the grace of pretending they didnā€™t notice. Of course, not everyone was open upon the first meeting, but you still got along with them just fine, keeping everything cordial and as professional as possible.
Then, you met Hal.
ā€œYou the new recruit?ā€ Hal asked, approaching you in the hallway while taking a break from one of your training sessions with Black Canary.
ā€œYep, thatā€™s me! You must be Green Lantern. Itā€™s good to meet you. Iā€™m a big fan of your work.ā€ You said with a smile while holding your hand out for a handshake. The green-masked man only smirked back at you, not acknowledging your outreached hand while placing his own on his hips in a semi-pose.
ā€œOf course, why wouldnā€™t you be?ā€ He replied, the cocky look on his face not doing much to help his first impression on you.
You slowly put your hand down, realizing you were only embarrassing yourself by keeping it up, waiting for him to return your gesture. When you figured there was nothing else to say, you started to make your way back inside the training room.
ā€œLet me know if you want any pointers on combat. I saw you training there, and no offense, but you definitely could use my help.ā€
The way your body immediately came to a screeching halt was almost comical. You turned around to see him still looking behind you, only now he was dusting and shining his ring. Holding in your temper and the less-than-holy words at the tip of your tongue, you just gave him a nod in return. ā€œWill do.ā€
You continued into the training room, quickly moving before he could say something else that would piss you off. Black Canary noticed a little more aggression in your combat after that and asked about it, and only had one response in mind.
ā€œI hate cocky bastards.ā€
Anyways, back to you and Big Blue.
ā€œNo, Superman, it really is that bad. I swear Iā€™m this close to punching the dickwad in his dick.ā€ You fumed, barely holding yourself back from creating a hole in the wall.
ā€œWell, what has he done?ā€ The Kryptonian asked.
ā€œWhat hasnā€™t he done?!ā€ You exclaimed.
It was true. And though the Kryptonian was feigning ignorance, he could clearly see his comrade in green was purposely going out of his way to irritate the Justice Leagueā€™s newest member. He wasnā€™t doing anything to hide it, either. Batman had to say something to get him to lay off for a bit, but this was Hal Jordan we were talking about. When does this guy ever listen to anything thatā€™s not the sound of his own fucking voice?
No, seriously. The dudeā€™s got a thing for hearing his own voice. Cyborg found a folder of voice recordings on his phone of Hal boasting about himself, saying some of the most outrageous things making him seem like the god of all heroes. Youā€™d definitely be holding on to that for blackmail if it got to that point, and knowing this fucker, it would.
First, it was the snarky comments on every little thing you did.
ā€œWow, the way you just sat there and took that beating. Next time, just call me for help since you obviously need it.ā€
He almost got slapped for that.
ā€œSeriously, a child could disarm a bomb better than you did. Youā€™re lucky I was here to shield you. Guess that means you owe me one.ā€
He was really just asking for it at this point.
ā€œWow, you really must be desperate. You know, just cause most of us do wear skin-tight clothing for our suits doesnā€™t mean we go around just trying to show our butt to every guy that walks by unless youā€™re Nightwing. But either way, Supermanā€™s not going to fuck you just cause youā€™ve got a fat ass.ā€
Somehow, everyone knew it was you, turning their gazes in your direction when Hal walked into the tactical meeting with a bloody nose and a big purple bruise on his cheek.
But youā€™d think Hal getting his shit rocked would get him to start backing off and leaving you alone. Again, this was Hal fucking Jordan we were talking about. The man couldnā€™t recognize a back-off warning if it punched him in the face. Which, you didā€¦hard.
Apparently, that was all he needed to turn up his asshole behavior to another level.Ā 
Youā€™d swear this man was a teenager in high school. Heā€™d hide stuff like your phone or civilian clothes around the Watchtower when you were in the showers after a training session or workout. Always going out of his way to one-up you on missions, proving his ā€˜superiorityā€™ over you. He took your suit and dyed it your least favorite color (how he knew that was a mystery), making you the posterboard joke of the League for a week until they could get the dye out.
All because you commented how Batman would have a better chance in a fight against Superman than him because he took time to study his opponent and used whatever resources he had on him or around him while Hal was too busy living up his own ass to remember to charge his ring sometimes.
Youā€™d even brought up how Hal got his ass handed to him twice in under five minutes when he met Superman for the first time during the Darkseid invasion.
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It was a fair point!
ā€œOkay, I get it. Youā€™re upset. But Hal has actually been quiet lately, hasnā€™t he?ā€ Clark stated, trying to find a middle ground. Heā€™d been hoping you two would have found a resolution by now while the others made bets on when you would snap and whoā€™d be the victor in the fight that surely would never happen.
Yeah, no. This was more entertaining than some of the missions they went on.
Though, your comrades, including Clark, were not aware of something. Why you were so mad right now was also tied to the reason Hal had calmed down in his routine of making your life hell in front of everyone. Now, he was doing it behind closed doors.
It was last week. You were in the command center, studying over some paperwork Batman assigned to you so you could understand protocols and codes more. It was quiet in the Watchtower, considering most of the heroes were either off on a mission or doing whatever they do in their personal lives. The quiet was enjoyable, or at least it was until a certain brown-haired pest came and disturbed your peace.
You did your best to ignore him, but the motherfucker was persistent. At one point, heā€™d grabbed the papers you were reading and held them away from you when you tried to get them back. He laughed at the frustration on your face making your fist twitchy again to re-introduce itself to his cheek.
ā€œHal, give me back those files. I need to finish reading over them before tomorrow.ā€ You demanded, crossing your arms over your chest.
ā€œAw, does the little rookie have to finish his homework, or Daddy Batman might ground him?ā€ He mocked you in a baby voice. You eyed the papers he kept trapped in a green bubble, moving them away from you anytime you got too close.
The sixth or seventh time he yanked it out of your grip, you were seriously ready to murder this man.
ā€œOh my god, why are you so insufferable!? What do I have to do to get you to leave me alone?ā€ You snapped.
ā€œYou know you love me. Though, itā€™s hard for me to tell since youā€™re always spending so much time with Superman and never actually pay any attention to me.ā€ He replied.
You couldnā€™t believe your ears, ā€œAre you fucking kidding me? You constantly fuck with and annoy me just because you want attention?ā€
ā€œThatā€™s what I just said, didnā€™t I?ā€
You pinched the bridge of your nose, trying to hold on to the #1 rule Batman taught you about not killing. Though it wasnā€™t really working at this moment.
ā€œHal, have you ever once considered that maybe I donā€™t want to be around you because all you do is talk about yourself or find ways to insult and degrade others because youā€™ve got an ego the size of the galaxy?ā€
ā€œYes. But, in my defense, Iā€™m horribly insensitive.ā€ He stated with an indifferent expression.
At least he was aware of it.
ā€œOh, my god. Fine, whatever. If I spend the next ten minutes with you doing whatever you want, will you leave me in peace for the rest of the night?ā€
His eyebrows shot up in an intrigued manner.
ā€œWhatever I want?ā€ He asked, clarifying your statement.
You nodded your head but suddenly felt like you should have just turned around and left the room when you saw the smile on his face.
ā€œDeal.ā€ He said, holding his hand out for a handshake.
Oh, now he wants to shake hands.
You grasped his gloved hand, feeling the fitness from his grip. You also felt his thumb tracing up the back of your own hand, but you decided to ignore that.
ā€œAlright. Now, what do you want?ā€ You asked after releasing your hand from his.
Without saying anything, he walked around you and sat at the long table, turning around in the swivel seat with his legs open.
ā€œGet on your knees.ā€ He ordered.
Now, your own eyebrows were shooting up.
ā€œExcuse me?ā€
ā€œI said, get on your knees,ā€ He repeated, the cocky smirk returning to his face, ā€œYouā€™re gonna suck my dick.ā€
ā€œIā€™m sorry, do you want me to punch you again?ā€
ā€œNo, I want my dick sucked. Am I not being clear enough? Put your lips around my penis and suck it.ā€
ā€œAre you actually being serious right now?ā€
ā€œYou said whatever I wanted. Well, this is what I want. Now will you honor that, or will Batman have to hear about your failure in doing your assigned reading?ā€ He said, a cheeky expression in his look towards you.
You considered just walking out the door. But, you also knew Batman would only assign you more reading to do on top of extra training if you didnā€™t finish this by the morning. So, you swallowed your pride and moved in front of the masked man, getting on your knees.
ā€œThatā€™s a good boy.ā€ He smiled, looking down at you with leering eyes as you began to pull down his pants. You didnā€™t know you could even do that with his suit. You thought it was all just one piece since it would fully come on or off depending on if he had his ring on or not.
This bastard.
After that, Hal made it his mission to keep pestering you whenever you were busy in hopes he could get another blowjob. Though, it did help in keeping him out of your hair for the most part. Only, he still got extra aggressive a couple of times whenever he knew you were with Superman or even mentioned his name.
ā€œY/N!ā€ Clark yelled, snapping you out of your thoughts.
ā€œHuh?ā€ You asked, coming back to reality.
ā€œI said Halā€™s been quiet recently, hasnā€™t he? Heā€™s been leaving you alone, right?ā€ The Kryptonian asked.
Before you could answer, you looked down the hallway and saw a familiar green mask staring at you. That same dark expression in his eyes, staring at you and the blue and red-clad superhero next to you as you two were talking. Was he there the entire time?Ā 
Before Superman could notice him, he walked around the corner, but not before stopping to grab his crotch, shaking it at you before heading around the corner. You could expect a visit from him later on.
You turned back to Clark, not sure why you were about to lie for this man.
ā€œYeah, no. Heā€™s been leaving me alone. Heā€™s still a cocky bastard, though.ā€
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Kinktober day 4
Hal Jordan + size difference
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Red lantern reader Raaaaaarrghhh šŸ¦… šŸ¦… šŸ¦… Reader is a Czarnian, cuz Lobo is hot, so the reader is hot šŸ—£ļø
Not as long as my usual writing, but i got twice as much homework as normal lately so im amazed i even got writing done today.
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There were few beings across the galaxy that left the green lanterns fumbling, and you were one of them. As Czarnians could only be killed by others of their species, and the fact that you and Lobo were something akin to friends, they could do nothing but contain you when they could capture you. Not that they were able to do that most days, as your hulking height and muscular build wasnā€™t just for show. Your skill with your ring only served to make you an even bigger foe.
It was your extreme skill and somehow cold and calculated mind even as a red lantern, that made you a nightmare to deal with. Many lanterns would flee battles barely conscious and would need months of physical and even mental therapy, some would not even return. You were one of the only two violent Czarnians, besides Lobo that is, and your blood thirst and seemingly iron tight control of your rage had many living beings shaking at the mere thought of you.
So how did Hal find himself in his current position, his arms hanging limply by his side as your large powerful hands grasped the underside of his knees, his back against your chest. Hal was sure hed heard of this position at some point, probably from Guy in all his showboating, a full nelson, he called it. And now Hal was in that very position, choked gasps and gargled moans leaving him, his head falling back against your wide muscular chest as your strength alone lifted him up and down on the monster you called a cock.
Maybe it had started as a fight, or a spar, or even just a chase across the stars, but one thing led to another and now Hal was being taken in a way he had never imagined before. If his eyes weren't welling with tears of pleasure and disbelief, he was sure he would be seeing a bulge through his stomach whenever you thrust inside. From what he could feel you werenā€™t even fully inside, and the taunting chuckle from behind him confirmed it as you grunted that he shouldnā€™t be acting so slutty already as you only had about half of your length inside him.
The bottom of Hals suit was gone, a gift of the lantern ring, your own only gone enough to drag your length and sack out so you could fuck into the human lantern. A loud wail that might have been a moan left Hal as you focused your attention on the bundle of nerves inside him, grinding into his prostate hard enough that Hal was seeing white, his cock twitching and spurting come out into the empty space in front of the two of you. The deep chuckle that left you made your chest rumble against Hals back, sending another shiver down his spine as his own length gave a feeble twitch, already trying to get hard again.
He felt like a toy as you dragged him up and down your length, his suit receding off his neck and shoulders as your sharpened canines dug into his skin hard enough to draw blood, your large tongue running up the length of Hals neck to wipe the metallic red liquid away as fast as it came. Hal let out a weak grunt as his entire body tensed, another orgasm washing through him, his length only releasing a few spurts. But it didnā€™t seem to slow you down whatsoever as you kept your pace, your taunting chuckle and words still going as the green lantern shook and moaned.
Hal had no idea how long it went on, but at some point, he had started to lose his vision as everything went blurry, a pleasant burn running through his body as he came for what must have been the sixth or seventh time, his sack completely empty causing him to have an empty orgasm. His body would tense, he would tighten up around you, but nothing would leave his dick, only more drool would run down his chin as he gagged and moaned for you.
As your large strong fingers pressed between his lips Hal found himself sucking on them sloppily, like his body couldnā€™t fully keep up with what his mind wanted him to do. He didnā€™t understand the language you cursed in as you came, and he didnā€™t have the brainpower to use his ring to translate it. His stomach felt tight as you filled him, white running out around your length as it overflowed, Hal whimpering at the feeling as he tried to commit it to memory.
Hal must have passed out as you reached for his length, pulling on it till his entire body tensed and shook through another finish, his head reeling and his eyes rolling back. He even thought it might have been a dream, if it wasnā€™t for his lower body killing him and what looked like the space version of a phone number left in his ring. You had even been polite enough to leave him in the space equivalent of a hotel room, and a high priced one too. Maybe the true way to contain your rage was a good fuck, Hal would have to fight you on his own a couple more times to make sure.
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