#hailin' satan

[k-i-l-l-e-r-b-e-e-6-9]

[audientvoid13]

Hailin’ Satan and having a normal one 🙏😈🙏

Horns are about 2 seconds from falling off here and my habit is wrinkled but I’ve been under the weather (always a big yikes in these uncertain times). But you-know-who got me through (hint: it sure as hell wasn’t Jesus)

[jeffswineyshammer]

o it's well worth remembering we are all persons people are human humans are broken and flawed but you mentioned a goat on a mountain hailin to satan he ain't from tx at--

[punkroctopus]

Hailin’ Satan all day long. (at Portland, Oregon) https://www.instagram.com/p/B0ty3uupCcw/?igshid=sa4ci9cppd9l

[letloveinx]

Spent Friday night hailin’ Satan with twin temple 🖤

[shadowymongeralienpaper]

If the door is closed, I'm either hailin' Satan or masturbatin'. Since I'm a professional, Imma do both. Hobble #belt handrafted by: @pmleatherpm (Check www.pmleather.com to peep the rest of their line! This one is called #Judas) #Thighs and #horns by Lilith #leather #belt #bondage #bdsm #kinky #fetish #selfbondage #play #lgbt #ave satanas #hailsatan #satanist #atheist

[chelsorz07]

i’ll be fully back next week, i swear

Until then, here’s another old me/new me survey to tide y’all over. 2010 vs. 2017

A - Age: 21. 28.

B - Bed Size: ful. Queen.

C - Chore You Hate? dishes. Still dishes but also cat litter.

D - Dogs Name? i hate dogs. Don’t have a dog.

E - Essential Daily Items? phone. computer. food. electric blanket. that's about it. Caffeine, cigarettes, kitties, Netflix, and Sudoku.

F - Favorite Color? green. Green, grey, and any color of plaid.

G - Gold Or Silver? silver. Silver. Still hate gold.

H - Height? 5'6''. Don’t think I’ve gotten taller. Or shrunk.

I - Instruments You Play? guitar, percussion. Same. Recorder, clarinet, learning trumpet, keyboard.

J - Job Title? babysitter, actively looking for other employment. Associate I guess. I work at Joann Fabrics. And still actively looking for other employment because that place is draining my soul and I hate it.

K - Kids? hell no. Not yet.

L - Living Arrangements? with parents, but not for long. Duplex in Ohio with the spouse and several felines. We will be buying a house back in PA in the near future.

M - Mom's Name? laura. Same.

N - Nicknames? fred. Chelsorz.

O - Overnight hospital stay other than birth? tonsils, like 11 years ago. I think that’s still it. I got my gallbladder out a few years ago but it was same day surgery. Pretty sure none of my ER visits were overnight.

P - Pet Peeves? could be anything depending on my mood. I have many. But the one that comes to mind is when people talk on the phone or text while driving or while I’m checking them out at work.

Q - Quotes From A Movie? i got peed on. “Sweet Lou cleans no man’s poop.”

R - Right Or Left Handed? left. Hailin’ Satan like a lefty.

S - Siblings? two sisters. and a brother in law who is more like family than most of the rest of my family put together. Two sisters, two brothers-in-law who are more like brothers to me than one of my sisters, and two sisters-in-law.

T - Time You Wake Up? 7:30 during the week. whenever the fuck i want on the weekends. Well if I ever slept at the same time two nights in a row I might have one. It varies. If I sleep at all. Also I usually wake up every 1-2 hours to pee and can’t get back to sleep.

U - Underwear? boyshorts. Classic bikini. I’m old.

V - Vegetable You Dislike? um...i can't think of one. i love vegetables. Don’t like broccoli anymore. 

W - Ways You Run Late? i hate being late. it's VERY rare. Still doesn’t happen other than the occasional freak instance. I always leave a half hour before I have to be somewhere just in case something happens to delay me. Especially when I’m going to work.

X - X-Rays You've Had? knee, chest. Pretty much everything at this point. Several MRIs as well, before they knew that I had psoriatic arthritis.

Y - Yummy Food You Make? homemade chicken tender melts that are better and cheaper than perkins. Lemon garlic chicken and penne.

Z - Zoo Favorites? pandas. Otters.