#haha. ah... oh- unless she speaks spanish?

[daily-basil]

Well. He found the translation! He already had the statement, but he didn't think she'd want it in Spanish...

[deviliciousdev]

MBTI✨ Meet Cute? Meet. Cute.🖤

entp (the debater)

x

infj (the advocate)

budding romance

ft. intp (the logician) friend

--------------------------------

[entp & intp at an arcade bar 👾🍺🥃🍸🍹🥂]

entp: [playing intp in air hockey] HA! take that bitch!

intp: you HAD YOUR HAND ON THE TABLE IT DOESNT COUNT!

entp: oh really because the little digital score board begs to differ...

intp: son of bitch.

[waitress brings entp the drink they ordered, and winks at them as entp says thanks]

intp: op. now i'm not an expert on human sexual behavior... but-

entp: yeah no shit. actually the opposite of an expert. whats the word i'm looking for for, idiot.

intp: 😐... BUT, the waitress chick, huh? huh? wink, wink, nudge, nudge? [goofy smile]😜

entp: did you just say "wink, wink" instead of winking...

intp: the alcohol is affecting my facial muscles and i was afraid you wouldn't get my intent on cadence alone...

entp: [camera looks]

intp: but anyway stop changing the subject, so? waitress chick, she's cute, you should go for it, ya know do a little dance, make a little love... basically just get down tonight... [snorts in humor at their own joke]

entp: yeah... i don't think so. i haven't really been into the dating scene lately... it's mostly disappointing, and sometimes cringe worthy.

intp: ok first of all until i met entj that's ALL the "dating scene" was in my experience, so sorry if i don't feel that bad for you. besides you're probably just being dramatic, it can't be that bad.

entp: [looks at intp with intense deadpan] the last date i went on, she looked almost 10 years older than her profile picture, and when she said in her bio she was a nature lover i assumed she liked to hike or some shit, but no... she was a taxidermist... she brought her latest "project" to our date...

intp: yikes.

entp: yeah. it was weasel. and it's eyes followed you wherever you moved...

intp: 😬

entp: so i'm thinking i might take a breather from "dating" for the moment.

intp: [shrugs]🤷‍♀️/🤷

entp: [sips old fashion 🥃] [winces] oof god what'd they do dump the entire bitters bottle in here, ugh!🤮 i'm gonna get this re-made.

intp: alright i'm gonna hit the bathroom all that vodka is gettin to me...

[entp approaches bar]

entp: hey uh think i could get a new one, this one is... bad... sorry i couldn't think of a nicer way to say that soooo, yeah.

bartender: bad huh? may be i should get you something more suited for you. like a daiquiri...

entp: ok, first of all daiquiris are delicious and if i wanted one i would feel no shame about ordering one. but i ordered an old fashioned my go to drink since i was 12, not a glass of bitters and a splash of Bourbon, so if we could change the tone and i could get new drink that'd be great, thanks.

bartender: [nods passive aggressively and takes entp's drink]

entp: [to self] god everything's disappointing. [hears cheering behind them, turns, still leaning on bar counter]

[someone collides into entp and spills drinks all over them💥]

entp: [angry😡] oh dude what the hell- are you bli- [sees the person, and is attracted to them] 😳

infj: oh my god! i am so sorry!! [hands on head] 🤭 i've been having a really dumb day, i got a parking ticket, and then the dry cleaners lost my new coat, and- and why am i telling a stranger all of this... look i'm really sorry, can i give you some money for dry cleaning?? i feel so bad about this.

entp: [tone has completely changed] oh no don't worry about it, it's just... liquid... sticky liquid... but no no seriously it's really not a big deal.

infj: please, let me at least buy you drink??

entp: hmm, ok sure, thanks 😏

[both stand next to bar]

infj: infj [shakes entp's hand]

entp: entp 🤝😸

infj: so what are you drinking?

entp: any dark smokey liquor.

bartender: [slides entp a huge frozen daiquiri with fruit on a stick and tiny umbrella] [sarcastically] your new and improved... less bitter... drink... sir...

entp: [angrily looks from side to side, with an expression that says, damn it.]

infj: [trying not to laugh] wow yeah that's a smokey drink...

entp: [nods with a smile]

[both laugh a little]😄😅

entp: [notices dirty looks group at a table are giving them] whyyyy are those people staring at us like we're about to be sacrificed...

infj: oh, yeah, those are my co-workers we took the lady in the blue blazer out to cheer her up, she just got dumped, so were supposed to be celebrating independence and hating people [raises eyebrows]

entp: huh, what do you do?

infj: i work at the embassy, in the Ambassador's cabinet as a cultural liaison.

entp: holy shit. that's fucking epic. so do you speak more than one language??

infj: aha, well thank you. and yes i do, fluently i speak German, Spanish, Italian, French, Arabic, and Japanese. i do speak some Russian but it is... rough haha 😄

entp: that's amazing. i took american sign language in high school and a course on high elvish in college when i was bed ridden with... mono... [joking smug face] 😏

infj: [with a wide smile] wow. i'm impressed.

entp: [jokingly] yeah i'm pretty impressive. [sips daiquiri🍹]

infj: 😄

[a voice calls out to infj angrily]

infj: oh, i should probably get back to them. [motions to co-workers]

entp: oh yeah, totally. um, before you go, would you may be wanna grab dinner sometime??

infj: oh, you're really sweet and funny, it's just that, i just moved to the city, and i'm really busy at the Embassy right now, so i'm not actually dating right now, but may be we can be friends?

entp: ah, got it. well yeah ya know i'm a good friend to have aha. and to prove i'm such a good friend, if you want to make your co-worker who got dumped happy, you can throw a drink in my face, make it look like you're fiercely independent.

infj: ahaha, really?

entp: yeah what's a little more drink all over me huh?

infj: haha, again i'm sorry about before. and you know she would probably love that...

entp: go for it.

infj: [hesitates for a moment, before tossing a drink in entps face] 🍸💥 [sneakily gets out business card and sticks it in entp's shirt pocket] [whispers] thanks. 😊 [goes back to friends]

[intp approaches]

intp: ooooofffff, shot downnn, that blows, sorry dude.

entp: [gets infj's card out of pocket and wiggles it in front of intp]

intp: unless that's a pocket sized restraining order, i am... thoroughly confused.

entp: [looking across bar at infj] i'm gonna marry them.

intp: [shaking head as they sip their drink] so confused...

[to be continued...]

[the-acid-pear]

I did my homework and i did my chores, time to tackle on the third book of this series, Son of Ogre

Chapter 1

Okay but the fuck is Baki planning to do if he stops fighting? That's literally all he has, he's not smart

WOOH THATS A BIT REALISTIC

PREHISTORIC ELEPHANT?!

King just went to have a snack. Also FUCK does that meat look tasty FUCKKK

This baby so cute 🥺

I'm so glad Yuji is doing stupid hilarious shit again it had been a while

Congrats on Baki for that mantis

Chapter 2

Who tf is this kid?

Poor kid lmao, i assume he will meet Baki

Look at my boyyy

HSTSRFAYDF DON'T CALL HIM A MANLET

Imagine Baki actually kills this kid HSJDYSSHCBT

Third comment with a ton of likes is "we do not condone child violence. We do, however, find it hilarious"

Chapter 3

AH SHUT UPPP KIDDO

But i like Baki memeing a round a lil

Chapter 4

🥺🥺 that's so sweet...

HELLOOOO STRYDUM MY GOD YOUR TITS GOT FATTER SIR 😳😳

Yujiro is such a fucking threat to society lmao

I love seeing Baki with his eyes open, he's looking more like his old self

Oh, shadow boxing incoming, alright

Chapter 5

Yuri? 🥺 /j

THE RETURN OF IRON MICHAEL?!

Chapter 6

I love how there's our silly little mains after every cover LUV em <33

Baki just dissociating his ass out and using it on his favor, the king

Why is Baki eating sour prunes aren't those meant to be sweet?

We all salivating

Chapter 7

Love to see there are even more swears there now

I can put my face next to my foot too tho

FAGDRJSEHARD YUJIRO CAN BEAT THE CANCER HOW ICONIC 😍

Also i would LOVE to see Yuji fight an Orca

WHAT?!

I love how everyone in the comments is calling out Rumina for not seeing issue going down to a dark hidden basement with a shirtless man older than him

Chapter 8

"piggy back me" USHSYFLFUDSY

This fight is going to be good

Chapter 9

Imagine Baki dies right here right know against an imaginary mantis lmao

Okay Baki getting damaged makes sense but the WALL?

Baki's dead (GOD IT HAS BEEN SO LONG SINCE I HAVE SAID THAT)

Ffs it's true Baki COULD create himself a stand 😰

Chapter 10

OH FUCK IT'S TRUE

Chapter 11

This fight is so boring i had to take a 6 hour break

Baki just can't win against nature eh

This reminds me of Garland pulling a suplex on that Anaconda

Chapter 12

I can't wait for the main cast to ACTUALLY appear, instead of just, you know, them in the covers

This fight is slow but cool but slow

To fight a mantis you must think like a mantis 😎

Though it's true in this manga you will most likely win if you steal your opponent techniques so

Chapter 13

I MISS IGARI FUCKKK

This is so dumb i luv it

That mantis be swearing lmao

Love it when Baki goes full Yujiro

Chapter 14

TOBA...

Holy fuck do mantis fly?

Secret Chapter?

Is this how Yujiro got born?

Idk girl i would have killed him if i was you

WHAT.

I KNOW THOSE FROGS THEY ARE FROM PUERTO RICO I THINK

I might just be sleepy but this is so confusing

AKSHSKGSKSGSJSG JUST KILL THE BABY IT AINT THAT HARD

Chapter 15

GAIA...

Why is he like this?

Is "he" with us right now?

...gotta admit that IS true...

I love Strydum sksgwhwg

Yujiro really went XD

I don't think my man Arun in the comments is aware how gay what he said is, though maybe I'm wrong

Chapter 16

GOD THESE FUCKING COVERS MAKING ME SO NOSTALGIC, LOOK AT SPEC!

ANIME KENNEDY?!

I can't believe Bush is dead

AN ASIAN BOY HAS JUST KIDNAPPED THE PRESIDENT...

8 of January? My god he's a Capricorn

I'm sorry, what?

LAHQIGWKQFWKSFWIWG 😭😭

I love Baki so much, THIS IS THE KID THAT I MISSED SO MUCH

This explains why Baki was in prison clothes in the anime teaser

Chapter 17

BIG NUMBER

That one mf like 😐

Glad Baki is 18 now at least 😌

Love to see Oliva back

Chapter 18

This page not even bothering to charge the pages anymore

I'm sure there were better ways to go to jail, well, actually, no, but still

Toba used to just chew that off

Baki did that mantis hit you in the head too hard?

I. I watched way too many prison movies and shows. I don't like seeing someone as young and pretty as Baki in such a place. I rlly don't.

Chapter 19

Yanagi baby i miss you...

IRON MICHAEL?!

Mfkhsjsys 😳🥴

Eh got my hopes too high

CHE BAKI PIBE... LA PUTA MADRE NI ACA ME ESCAPO DE MIS COMPATRIOTAS

I hope he swears too i want to see a boludo o pelotudo PLEASE

I mean para pelotudos lo veo a Yujiro todo el tiempo pero igual JSGWKEGWG me pone bien argento ver al Che carajo

Chapter 20

HE SAID BOLUDO SUAHWKWGAKSGSKSGSKGD

I can't take this omfg new fav I'm sorry Doppo but he just said boludo 😭

Pendejo is more used as pibe here but i will let it pass bc idk the lingo in Cuba and he spent some time there so

Why don't i speak like this too ffs? All i do is say eh and call it a day

He's cocky enough to call anybody any age pibe so I'll let that pass too

Por favor no lo hagas che sksgwj

Chapter 21

Che, pibe, it's a good day to die...

Chapter 22

GSHAGSTSG he should have said "no boludo"

I'm falling in love with this boludo myself

That's talented and brutal

OH RIGHT YOU LOSE YOUR BALANCE WHEN YOU DONT HAVE THAT

Chapter 23

Hm that's, cringe

YESSS HE SAID PELOTUDO

OAHWLGWKQFSKSGSJS SIII ROMPELO TODO CHE, ROMPELO TODO POR DECIRTE YANKEE KSGSSJGS

Honestly i too get pissed off when called American or European, though i won't throw shit to Baki, he's some random 18 yo japanese boy, no way he would recognize latinoamerican lingo lmao

King shit Baki boy

Chapter 24

Oh that's why he's called Jun Guevara, that's fair

I like how they are mixing a bit of truth and a bit of lie it's fun at least

Chapter 25

I like how they are drawing nipples now, occasionally

I can't wait for Viêt to complain about propaganda in the comments

OH SHIT

😳 :Y

He's sooo nice 😍

Chapter 26

Only three? You mean the third is... 👁️👁️

HAHA YEAH YUJI-CHAN <3

I can't believe he works for the USA I'm crying and shaking rn

What a progressive manga, the three strongest and most dangerous men and none of them are white 😍

GET HIS ASS BAKI

Chapter 27

Why is this guy sweating sm?

LDYDYSUGFUDT BAKI PLS

I like how the only time Baki was willing to kill a person was when he thought Sikorsky had hurt his girl

Chapter 28

I feel like Ian will die

Man i love how Baki is drawn in this book

Ffs i called it, i have watched way too many prison things to know how shit goes down

I have seen these three before in fanart but I'm curious to see what they can do

Chapter 29

Their faces remind me of Doyle

OH I CANT WAIT TO SEE EM IN THE ANIME

ASSHOLE DON'T CALL ME STUPID 😢💔

I'm gonna struggle to tell em apart but i think I'll manage

Okay I'm not the only one who thinks they look like Doyle, fair

Chapter 30

The mouth vs Yujiro when?

Someone mentioned the have the same vibe as the dudes that worked with Gaia and like 👁️👁️

Chapter 31

Lmao someone in the comments recommended the same thing

These three must be great at sex (sorry)

KSHALDHDKD NEW FAV COMMENT: "go to Japan and look for the word "defeat". That way you won't feel cocky anymore"

Chapter 32

Hehe hello Junnn~

KSHAKDHKWGS

La luna

Chapter 33

LOS TRES...

Okay that's funny, hocico instead of mouth (hocico is used for animal mouths)

I'm so glad i know Spanish

The two things that drive me insane and make me ramble are Doppo's beauty and this stupid argentinian

OSHSKWGSKSG

Chapter 34

Imagine he's doing that illusion thing Dorian did

With his own blood, that's so cool...

Hoho...!

I did that once when i had a terrible nose bleed, didn't go well

Chapter 35

This book is fucking boring NGL

"now that you got no more urine left in you"

AH.

GAHDYR LMAO

Chapter 36

HO THAT TITLE, PLEEEASE I NEED SOMETHING, ANYTHING, TO HAPPEN

HHH he kinda cute...

Oww :(

JDJSJFRGAJ

God piantao is an old word i had never heard it before

AND he took a piss.

LOCO NO SEAS HOMOFÓBICO NINGUNA MINA ACA ES MEJOR QUE ESTE PIBITO TE LO ASEGURO SKSGSKGSJAAGS

Se me cayó un ídolo y yo que le quería dar 😔

ÑSHWQLSGOSGDKW

Let's see if he lied to Baki about just liking eh /j

Chapter 37

I luv Oliva lol

AJSGSKSLAGHS BAKI SNAPPED

I too wonder where the fuck Kozue is

Chapter 38

LSHSLDGSLSGSIEG

He is jealous of what you two have, it's normal, el Che just rejected his love after all ;/

Oliva is a king

OH A HANKERCHIEF I THOUGHT THAT WAS UNDERWEAR SHSGS-

Oh shit Oliva is like 45?! He looked so young

Te fuiste a la mierda, Che, el chabón estaba siendo re bueno con vos

Baki is just dead

Chapter 39

I love how realistic Che's fear is, he's rather smart, though not this time

POOR GUY AJSGSWJW

I didn't realize Che said "what more, it may be a woman!" but to be fair they ARE in jail so

Chapter 40

I'm feeling kinda bad for him ngl

I feel happy for him tho 🥺

Bruh they added one page after the ending of some naked anime girl tf 😐

Chapter 41

These prisoners having fun is kinda sweet

YO INSANE

Bitches be complaining about Maria's looks are just jealous 🥰

Chapter 42

Damn she lorge

He loves fighting naked eh

Only valid person is the one saying Oliva deserves better treatment which tbh true

Chapter 43

Fun fact i wear my jacket like El Che too, unless it's too cold

El che with the hair lose is so cute bro,,,

Something something fingering joke

Sikorski could fold a coin too

I bet the bandana will break

Chapter 44

I would have just fallen on top of him, how is he gonna counter that, eh?

Oh that super fun to know!

Oh the good ol dirty technique, i have seen this one before!

Chapter 45

NOOO MARIA DON'T DO THIS TO HIM

This fight is super cool tho i love these two characters

Chapter 46

They just keep changing the rules i think Itagaki is just flexing at this point

LAAOSFKAGSKAGSKAF???

Baki wants his protagonism back

I'm getting pissed off they keep putting semi naked underaged girls at the end of every chapter 😐

Chapter 47

Bruh just realized, the mouth got so hyped as this new cool villain and they died in their first appearance 😭

His damn bandana...

[cartoon-wave]

translated villainous pilot script

hello i took the time to translate the villanos pilot, my native tongue is spanish so forgive the grammar and if anything sounds weird its my fault heh... If anyone is adding subtitles to the spanish video feel free to take this script, since i dont know how to add subtitles to videos myself. 

also this wont make sense unless you are watching the video so, go look for it first.

“THE ATROCIOUS DAWN”

___________________________________________

SUNBLAST: Did you have enough, villainess? PENUMBRA: Let me explain- SUNBLAST: Get out! The only reason you aren't in prison right now is because I enjoy defeating you.

PENUMBRA: Disgusting SunBlast and his idiot fans. I'd give anything just for him to leave me-*Screens flickering*... alone?

TV: Black Hat here- Are you a villain in distress? Evil is our business and business is good-

BH: Problems with heroes?

_________________________________

HERO #2: Admit it Flug you're a failure. You should rename yourself "DR. FAILURE". It doesn’t matter how many times you try.

Flug: Shut up! You! GOLDIE (he says “Doradito” i believe)

FLUG: Jefecito chulo! (Boss)

BH: Well, well, well, that was a... Wonderful job Doctor

FLUG: (sobbing) Ay híjole, I don't know what to say Boss... thank you very much

BH: And another thing... MAYDAY. MAYDAY.MAYDAY. (flug's alarm clock beeps)

FLUG: At least it was just a dream and not the recurrent nightmares i have

FLUG: Okay, time to execute the morning routine FLUG: STEP 1. Wake everyone up.

5.0.5.: (Snores)

FLUG: Good morning Pachoncito (Fluffy) FLUG: Don't forget to NOT clean Black Hat's office again or he'll make you look at your own guts, again.

(5.0.5. salutes)

FLUG: What's next on the list? UGH.

(Demencia laughs)

Hero #3 idk his name: Speak again villain, what's your evil plan!

FLUG: Breakfast

Hero #3: Breakfast? Hey that doesn't sound very evil, what's on the menu- (screams) 

Hero #3: that wasn't breakfast

Demencia: (laughs hysterically while Flug says good morning to her)

FLUG: okay, let's do something easier today. Just go change clothes.

DEMENCIA: Never! Pajamas forever! 

FLUG: Come here you madwoman! Rules can't be bent as if they were- MY BACK (yelps) this. is. hurting. me. a. lot. (high pitch scared sound when he sees BH)      G-good morning Boss, how may I be of your service?

BH: (deep distorted voice) A client of name Penumbra made a call to our organization seeking for help to destroy a problematic hero.

FLUG: What and the poor thing can't do it on her own?

PENUMBRA: (Coughs)

FLUG: Ay la llorona!*

PENUMBRA: I'm not a crybaby! It's just that he can't be reasoned with! He's always bothering me when I try to cover up the sun so it doesn't burn me alive.

FLUG: Don't worry madame. I always have a backup plan for nuisances like that. 

FLUG: I'm not gonna fail you Boss.

BH: I expect that Dr. BH: For your own good. ___________________________

DEMENCIA: Look at him... he's so vile. So evil. Owww, remind me why I'm leaving this cutie alone

FLUG: Because we are in a mission. And he's not alone, he's with Penumbra.

DEMENCIA: (grunts)

FLUG: If you break another phone again I won't be giving you another one, not one more!

(SIGN READS: Welcome to ATRENO CITY "Where sun always shine bright")

FLUG: Yeah yeah he looks strong, but this should be easy if you can fully adhere to my plan.

DEMENCIA: We don't need a dumb plan. We just need to kick his super

ass- To hell with it! I'll do it myself. Where is he?!

FLUG: I'll explain it to you Demencia. To find a hero you need to get

inside his head, literally.

COP: Wait a moment... You can only park on the statue on Sundays!

FLUG: Alright. Now that we successfully infiltrated in the city, It's

time to execute MY plan to defeat SunBlast. Your attention, please.

FLUG: FIRST, I'm gonna track his position. SECOND, 5.0.5. is gonna

cover me. THIRD, 'Dumbmencia'... You can help by not getting in the

way.

FLUG: Follow the plan and remember! You must TAKE him by surprise,

don't let it be like the last time when- (sound of explosion) What was

that?

DEMENCIA: Where are you Captain Sunburn? Where are you coward? Come and

face me!

FLUG: DAUGHTER OF A LIZARD (a play on 'Son of a b*tch') WHAT DID I JUST

TELL YOU?! STAY STILL

DEMENCIA: There you are

SUNBLAST: A nerd? I. Hate. NERDS

DEMENCIA: haha! the sun is going DOWN

FLUG: Demencia! You are ruining my evil plan.

SUNBLAST: You're a villain on top of a nerd?

FLUG: Great, now we have to jump to the 30th step of my plan. (Pulls

ray) The Chillator. Fluffy, cover me. (5.0.5 hugs him) I didn't mean I wanted a bear hug!

DEMENCIA: huh? (falls down) This changes nothing you coward!

(the next part is just inaudible grunts and their asses getting kicked)

FLUG: Team blackhat was defeated again! (This is a pokemon reference

since Flug's spanish voice actor dubbed James in the pokemon anime)

____________________________________

FLUG: HOW MANY TIMES MUST I REPEAT THIS? YOU. HAVE. TO. FOLLOW. MY. PLAN.

DEMENCIA: Your plan sucks

(alert message reads: Intruder detected -warning-)

FLUG: Oh my god he's coming here and I don't have a plan (scribbles)

no! not this! not this either-

DEMENCIA: Leave him to me- I don't need my left side- I just need my love for my Black Hat

COP: You guys forgot your ticket

SUNBLAST: YES, lead me to her.

FLUG: 5.0.5. What did you do?! Now he's following us to the island. If Black Hat finds out, he's gonna slap our hands-

BH: I see you are on your way back. Then, you must have FINISHED.

FLUG: Y-yes Sir Black Hat.. Everything's going according to the plan

PENUMBRA: Did you catch him?

FLUG: Yeah we did, fell straight into our trap, we're even going to do a special delivery so you can see his defeat in person

BH: I'm impatient.

FLUG: We're on our way (screams)

DEMENCIA: She's even uglier in person

FLUG: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT. Aren't you seeing this, we're done

for! And all because YOU can't follow step by step the precious plan I

made with so much effort. AND NOW THERE IS NO PRECIOUS PLAN LEFT. AND

SUNBLAST IS NOW FOLLOWING US TO BLACKHAT ISLAND. WHERE LORD BLACK HAT IS EXPECTING US TO DO A WRESTLING MOVE ON HIM THE WAY ONLY US KNOW HOW TO... Do?

FLUG: Now there IS a nice plan ___________________________________

SUNBLAST: Where is she? I know she hired you to get rid of me.

FLUG: SunBlast, he he he. I was expecting you to come. Oof, Fluffy,

you're too heavy, get down!! please (wheeze)

SUNBLAST: Nobody knew of me before coming to ATRINO, you think I'm

going to lose my popularity just because Penumbra and a bunch of nerds

are afraid of getting a tan? Hah! I'm gonna get rid of her and the lot

of you. NERDS

FLUG: Don't you say. Because I've been looking to destroy you all day,

thinking about plans and making my team follow it. But I thought they

weren't paying attention, then I realized that it was me who needed to

pay attention to them. Fluffy! Cover him.

SUNBLAST: Get off me chubby!

SUNBLAST: Ah, it's her again, so what? She couldn't keep up with me

last time, what's the difference?

FLUG: Not to be nosy, but he said Penumbra and Black Hat made a cute couple.

(Demencia growls)

SUNBLAST: Whats wrong with you?! crazy woman! SUNBLAST: I'm still stronger, shorties!

FLUG: Is that so? (Pulls lever that reads: Nuisance Remover) FLUG: Aw you poor thing

PENUMBRA: Impressing! Marvelous!

FLUG: A mini-hero defeated. For lady Penumbra.

PENUMBRA: Finally. You and me are going to have a long conversation.

SUNBLAST: No... Noooo

PENUMBRA: Thank you Mister Black Hat. Your team made an excellent job.

Now I can use SunBlast's power to create a cure for my skin condition.

How can I repay your marvelous services?

BH: It was a pleasure to make a deal with you Lady Penumbra.(Deep

distorted voice) Now get out.

PENUMBRA: B-bye... Goodbye!

BH: You made a job that was exceptionally... MEDIOCRE. BH: HOW DARE YOU BRING A PATHETIC HERO TO MY DOMAINS. YOU THOUGHT I WOULDN'T REALIZE? YOU TAKE ME FOR AN IDIOT?

DEMENCIA: Anddd... what is the plan, Doc?

FLUG:... Run.

_____________________________

PENUMBRA: And that is the reason why I needed to create the machine

(sigh) See, you're a good listener... Sunblast? Sunblast! Aw, he's

asleep.

[athena1138]

Do: 

When talking to themselves (i.e., muttering while working or something)

V common thing is saying "I forget the word" or "how do you say" in a sentence if they forget. (I do this constantly. I even do this if I forget the English word, I'll just say "ah shit 我忘了怎么说" or something which is hilarious in new company)

Articles can also be hard. An English speaker trying to speak in Spanish/French/Italian will likely use the wrong gender article for a noun, and in a language like Mandarin where there are specific words that are used for specific nouns, you can all but forget accuracy. Likely, they’ll default to the most generic word (i.e., 个 in Mandarin. So instead of saying 一只猫, it would likely be 一个猫 or something along those lines because honestly China, y’all get crazy with your articles. 

Things of note: 

 if someone is fluent in both languages (and usually inebriated or high or tired or something,) it is possible and maybe even likely that someone could realize halfway through listening to someone that they're speaking the other language. I was high the other night and made it like halfway through a Spanish movie before I realized it wasnt English and I got super excited.

If you want to have your character speak with an accent, it's less about phonetically spelling it than it is grammatically spelling it. A French person shouldn't be constantly saying "z" instead of "th" unless you're going for a comedic effect. Instead it will be more along the lines of how the sentence is formed, when and what type of contractions are used, things like that. My French speaking character will rarely use contractions, and her grammar is very stiff. "She will say things like this where she will say every word and she will repeat the subject many times." To reiterate what language is her native tongue, she will occasionally trail off and say something like "mon dieu" or "merde" before she'll say the word she needs in French and replace it with something kind of correct but kind of wrong. "Earlier in her dialogue, she forgot the phrase for... euh... mon dieu, perdue dans ses pensées... to be thinking hard" (excuse typos, I'm on mobile and am very tired.) It's important not to overdo it. I feel like I have many times already and I'm actively trying not to do it too much, but I'm also trying to convey that English is super not her forté.

Don't: 

"hola como estas? Oh, Haha, oops, sorry sometimes I just switch without realizing." Literally nobody does this. The only times people slip in and out is when they're VERY fluent in both languages and are usually speaking very quickly, and it's only for a handful of words max.

Have them nail every single idiom ever. It's very rare for multilingual people to be able to understand and reproduce idioms in their non-native language unless they are extremely fluent. I could tell you maybe a dozen across all 3 of my other languages and I have actively tried to hit those. In fact, most slang will be difficult unless they have spent time in a place where that language is spoken. 4 years of learning and a month abroad and I could only tell you of a single curse word in mandarin. Just one. And I don't even know how to write it. Which leads me to another thing, accidental cussing. That shit happens all the time. The reason I know that one word in mandarin is because I fucked up a sentence. I tried to tell my professor that she dropped her pen. In my brain, I formulated that sentence as "you drop pen" which would be 你。下。笔。and I said that. Mind, I dont have the best pronunciation, so while I thought I was saying you dropped your pen, my professor heard me call her a stupid cunt, because there is such a cuss in mandarin which sounds similar to xia and bi (the things I said.) She was a good sport about it and laughed, but that could easily be turned into something worse in a fic like even an instigating factor in a fight.

I don't know who needs to hear this, but here's a list of when bilingual characters slip into their home language:

Swearing

As a joke (applies to above as well)

When they've been reading/watching/talking to someone in their home language and haven't adjusted to English Mode™ yet

When the people around them know the words they're using

When they forget a word in English

When do characters not do that?

When they're saying a sentence and suddenly switch?? For no reason??

When they're stressed/freaking out (big cliche there. Though I can see how this happens to someone learning English I don't think??? It's actually that prevalent???)

Around English only speakers

[cutegirlmayra]

Hey amiga! I was wondering if you could write a Sonic Forces thingy based on your post where Sonic makes the first move in the romantic things instead of Amy ;) Happy writing!

Everyone writes me in spanish, and I don’t know what they’re saying cause I’m a white girl that only knows some sign-language xD But I think amiga means friend, right? Like Amigo? anyway, I looked back at the post (x) and have decided to do different ‘mini-scenes’ where this may happen xD It’s probs AU though, but as always, I’ll do my best to try and stick to In-Character Portrayals of the Sonic Cast :)

(x)

1. hug, 2. flirt, 3. says ‘love’. 4. Anything first.

Prompt:

1.

After defeating a giant robot, and having thought maybe that was the end, Classic and Modern Sonic stare up at the robot, before watching it fall and cause a domino effect on the other robots around it, traveling down for hundreds upon hundreds of miles.

They ‘yahoo’! as Classic Sonic spins up to belly-bump his older self, and then Modern happily turns around to Amy, who sighs and places a hand on her chest in relief.

“We did it…”

“We made it!” In his excitement, and having been secretly worried about her, he lifts her up and spins in the air, embracing her by her waist area before pulling her down and then dashing off to congratulate the others.

She’s a little dizzy and disoriented, but smiles in a humorous matter, dipping her eyelids down. “Hehe~ I knew it.” she gloated slightly, having been suspicious of his behavior before, but was still wobbly from the spinning.

Classic didn’t understand what she meant but tried to catch her as she fell over, also holding her a moment before she caught her bearings.

—-

2.

“There’s no way we can take down that many invasions!”

“Not unless you have someone speedy to accompany you.” Sonic flicks his finger up just by her nose, startling her to moving backwards as he leaned forward to purposefully get her to stop talking and out of the conversation.

He then leans up and thumbs up Tails with a wink. “We’ll get the west-side invasion. You guys head on over to Park Avenue with the new recruit. Shadow? You take your team North. Silver? You’re South-end street. Everyone ready? Break a leg!”

Sonic took off, as Amy was covering her nose in a bit of flustered surprised before he whammed an arm into her to take her with him, making her ‘offph!’ as he went by.

“Hey! What happened to holding me like a lady!?” Amy argued, complaining a bit at how much he’s changed since she last saw him.

“Lady? What lady?” He comically looks around, as if innocent as she starts flailing around.

“Heeeyyy!!!”

“Haha! Hold on, Ames.” He turns her in the right way to hold her bridal style, “Oh, now there’s young woman.” he blinks as he looks directly at her, and then laughs.

“I’m only teasing, Amy.”

She tilts her head, not used to him acting this way, but smiles a little and blushes lightly, laughing a little with him. “Oh, Sonic..~”

—-

3.

“We’re not gonna make it without backup!” Amy ducks, having an explosion going on over the trench she was hiding in, a lower level to the upper ‘no-man’s land’ above them.

Her walkie-talkie spurts some static for a minute as she hits it. “Hello? Anyone copy me?”

“Amy!”

She looks up from the trench and gasps. “Sonic!!!”

Sliding into the trench, he breathes heavily, gripping his chest as Amy drags the rest of him down towards the trenches safety.

They duck their heads as more explosions fly dirt out all over them.

“What on earth are you thinking!?”

“I heard you.” He smiles, panting, and then closing his eyes.

She suddenly realizes…

She looks down at where his hand is.

She removes the hand and holds one over her own mouth, “Oh my gosh! Sonic! You’re hurt!”

“You said you…er… needed backup…” He flinches forward a minute, wincing at the pain from the hit, but lifts a leg up to try and muffle any sound coming out of him.

“You can’t help me like this!”

“Says you…Ah!”

“Sonic!”

“I’m… I’m fine.”

“Why..? You were safer over there.” She looks up from the trench, seeing where the rest of the different teams lay and fought the gunfire.

Sonic pulled her back down, making her startled a second as he strained to speak.

“We’re all…. in this… ack-ssss…… t-together.” he breathed and winched hard, but kept speaking.

“But you got hurt…” Amy teared up, looking into each eye.

“Heh.” he smirked, weakly, before gently moving his hand from gripping her down to moving some hair out of her face, a gentle stroke of genuine care. 

“That’s how.. some people… show their love… Amy.”

Her eyes shook at his words, before he gripped his stomach again, in extreme pain now.

In panic, she removed herself from him and took the walkie-talkie again. “Sonic’s down. Send the little guy in!”

But then the custom character and Classic Sonic swooped into the trench, landing in style as they both looked back up at the trench’s top, glaring from the battle they perfectly evaded to get there.

“Everyone..” Her eyes continued to swell with tears.

Classic Sonic turned to her, winking a reassurance that it would be alright, along the Custom character nodding to her a confident comfort as well.

—

4.

After the battle, Amy held onto Sonic, as they watched the new recruit take down one of the major power towers that Eggman controlled, and converting it to Chaos Energy they could use, meaning they reclaimed some territory.

Classic was by his side, and Sonic figured that was a big help too.

He smiled before leaning his head back to her, frowning deeply that he was useless in this battle.

Though he had fought countless others.

“All seven chaos emeralds… I can finally feel them again.” He closed his eyes, as Amy worriedly looked down, lightly tapping the side of his face.

“Sonic..? Sonic, stay with me! You can’t rest just yet, you just got back! You can’t leave me again!”

She ducked her head, as Sonic opened his eyes, blinking in confusion.

“You act like I’m dying.” Sonic thought her a bit over-dramatic, placing a hand to the side of her face to get her head to go up, off of him. “What’s wrong, Amy..? I’m right here.. I’m not going anywhere.”

He smiled, as Amy continued to cry, making him think she didn’t believe him.

“I believe you, Sonic…” she admitted, as she leaned her head into his soft, gentle stroking before he stopped with his hand, and looked at her a little more concerningly. “I just worry… that if you leave again… you really won’t come back.” She turned back to him, as his eyes scanned hers, and suddenly he leaned up through the pain of his injuries and held her.

Her eyes shook in amazement, before she heard him gently say-

“Never again, Amy… I’m sorry. I’ll never leave you alone, without a hero, again. No one’s getting left behind again. I promise.”

She couldn’t help it, the tears came too fast.

She embraced him and cried, as he closed his eyes and let her release all the feelings she’d held in for so long.

He then turned around to see the Custom Character and Classic Sonic coming up over the hill. Seeing Amy crying in Sonic’s arms, they held back a moment, Custom smiling, thinking it was right to cry over a happy moment of victory, but Classic seemed confused; not sure why his older self wasn’t pushing her away. He leaned forward with his hands on his hips, scrutinizing over the situation and silently judging, though not making it hard to see, his older self.

Sonic just awkwardly smiled at the ‘company’ and then moved Amy away, smiling kindly to her and gesturing to the unwanted eyes.

Amy looked to Sonic and then the crew, before rubbing and wiping her eyes, smiling back, and helping Sonic to his feet.

Letting him lean on her, he happily shared her grin, and turned to the others. “Great work, team. Now… let’s go find the others. Tell them everything.”

They nodded, wanting to share this happy moment with them.

And then-

The earth began to rock.

“Sonic!” Amy held him tightly upwards so he didn’t fall over, still weak, when a robot came bursting from the ground.

“Amy! Look out!” he threw her to the side, as the robot shone a light to detect movement, and seemed to swallow Modern Sonic whole, digging back into the ground.

Amy held out her hand, turning around from where she had fallen, “Soooniiicc!!”

The two went down after him, following Amy into the tunnel below….

(It’s a happy ending, overall >w

[half-devil-in-red-leather]

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im in a mood to talk about my boy Leo. Ask me...

who is he tell me everything

Alright so Leonard Keonig is my GTA nerd. He is a 6′2″ 20something half mexican, half german mechanic. He’s from the midwest and hates it with a passion he doesn’t have for much except cars.

most of it is under a cut because i rambled

I’ll start on early stuff though. Keep in mind some of this was discussed with nerds in his crew, and some is my headcanons for this dweeb. He grew up with a single parent, his mother Alice. She was in charge of the many, many acre family farm. Because of this he learned all about farm work from an early age. However he always found it odd he knew nothing of his father and his mother didn’t talk about the subject. That isn’t to say people didn’t gossip considering he looked almost nothing like her. 

Ah the perks of growing up in a clearly conservative christian area. Alice with apparent flaw aside was considered one of the pinnacles of the community. Leo however didn’t exactly agree with this idea for multiple reasons. The biggest of these being the treatment the workers who did a majority of the work on his mothers farm. These being illegal seasonal workers, and if you’re following the story by now you’ve probably figured out another thing. Part of the rumors that went around included the idea that one of them was the boys father. Well they were right, but Alice was a hell of a hypocrite. Oh how she had prayed for him to look like her when she found out, haha gods an asshole. Leo wasn’t entirely aware of all of this though, all he knew is the shit they said in church made no damn sense, and people were bullshit. Public does wonders.

So he got older and spent a lot of time around the workers learning, it didn’t hurt that some of those too old, or weak, or more talented in other areas sometimes worked around the house. By the time he was speaking, and more so once he hit Junior High his Spanish was better then his English. His mother would have none of this, and tried to teach him proper German, he didn’t care.

None the less he realized more and more how bad things were and started rebelling. There are videos of this easily findable on the internet. Including one of him riding a tractor down the highway at 2am, blaring terrible music from an old school boom box, and another of him skateboarding off a poorly made ramp he’d put on the roof of the barn.

He did however discover a love of things with wheels somewhere along the way. It made for a fun combination of skills along side cooking, being an idiot, and stubborn as they come.

Once he graduated high school, out of sheer stubbornness for the record, he packed up everything in his car. He’d bought it years before from a neighbour and fixed it from the ground up. Then took off with only the money he’d saved from his allowances. He hopped from city to city until he landed in Los Santos. From there he met Tony and B and everything would change. They stole his car, and well he wasn’t going to let that go.

Currently he lives in a nice apartment with three dogs, two husky and an alaskan malamute. Has three garages with various cars, and cooks old school mexican food for his crew mates on a regular basis. The only crimes regularly on his record are GTA, and theft. Murder is rare unless someone really pisses him off. He’s a fairly chill individual and has no contact with his former life. The other two know about it but don’t seem to care too much.