#haha youthanasia joke

[dave-me0wstaine]

MY GOD THE SPIT THING HAS GOT ME GOING INFUCKINSANE I LOVE YOUR BRAIN YOUR THOUGHTS ARE PERFECT. im also saying this anonymously cause im not tryna be recognised :3

tysm!!! <333 it was a random thought that i only had like 10 minutes to write out but i definitely want to elaborate on the concept. like i feel it’d get out of hand, like you’d be opening your mouth for his spit in public and instead of getting embarrassed he’d just smirk and tell you to wait until he got you home. or if he’s jealous and/or drunk he would just straight up. spit in your mouth. doesn’t matter if people are around, if you want it, he’s giving it to you.

i need to be euthanized methinks