#haha! sike! I've actually already started-

[braceletofteeth]

Congratulations to Never Let Me Go for being the second drama to get the highest rating from me this year. Currently preparing my mind and body to be insufferable about it forever.

[jamisonwritestf2trash]

may i request some sniperscout sillyness.

aka first date between them :3

Sniperscout First Date!

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Of course you can! SniperScout is one of my all-time favorite ships 😭 I love writing about them. So I'll break this down into two things because I've gotta add the silliness of Scout asking Sniper out.

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So, off the bat, neither of these guys knows how to ask someone on a date or how to date. Sniper tried sp hard to ask Scout out, working up the courage multiple times only to talk himself out of it at the last moment. Like Sniper sneaks up to Scout's door after successfully avoiding all the other mercs, with like flowers or something and knocks, all ready to confess, but then he hears Scout get up to open the door and he panics and leaves. Scout just opens the door and is so confused. He probably thinks the base is haunted. Scout is also way too nervous about asking Sniper out, but he's the one who ultimately makes the first move. Honestly, he'd end up doing the same thing as Sniper but gets caught.

Scout runs up to Snipers van. He's nervous as hell, hands shaking slightly, he knocks lightly on the door and the second he hears Sniper shuffling towards the door it all becomes to real and he freaks out, he starts to run away but Sniper has already opened the door, and is calling him back. Scout turns around, clasping his hands together in a nervous way, chuckling a little,

"Hey, Snipes! Uh, how ya doing?" Is the only thing he manages to say. He starts babbling about this and that trying to find an excuse for why he was there, his face is a little pink already. Sniper finally just bluntly asks him why he's there.

"Well, I- you see, I uh," Scout internally freaking out, he doesn't know why this has to be so hard, he's asked Miss Pauling out repeatedly and has been turned down every time, so why was that was less nerve-wracking than this? He finally just takes a deep breath, looks up for a minute, and spits it out before he has a chance to stop himself,

"Will you go on a date with me?" Sniper is turning a shade of red under his glasses as a moment of silence fills the air, Scout immediately takes this as a rejection and goes on damage control,

"Uh, SIKE! You shoulda seen the look on your face, haha, imagine us together that'd be so..."

"Yes." Scout immediately shut up,

"Wait, really? Uh, I mean, of course you'd say yes, who could resist this?" He says, gesturing to himself. Sniper just shook his head and told Scout to meet him at seven. They both acted cool when they walked away but immediately freaked out after they were a good distance away from each other.

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Surprisingly, Scout was more nervous asking Sniper out than he was actually taking him out on a date. They end up deciding to go to some shitty burger joint outside of town. Scout gets to the restaurant at 7... am. (kidding! But that's one of my favorite Scout quotes). They agreed to meet at Sniper's van. He's driving after all. Scout knocks on the door, Sniper answers, and he's actually sort of dressed up, well as dressed up as he can be, and Scout gets a dumb grin on his face, teasing him about it. Sniper just hits him on the head, muttering something about regretting this already. They get in the van and drive off. Scout spends most of the drive talking about random things to fill the dead air that would have otherwise laid around them, and Sniper just listens with a soft smile. Nothing has change between them, Sniper was afraid of that, he almost turned Scout down when he asked, scared of ruining their friendship, but he'd be lying if he said a large part of him didn't want their to be something more. They pull up to the burger joint and head in, and it goes much the same as it did in the van. Scout joking and talking Sniper's ear off, and Sniper is listening in, his feelings growing more and more as the minutes pass. Scout even managed to finally drag a couple of laughs, stories, and jokes out of Sniper. They spend the night just eating and enjoying each other's company. But in the end, as Sniper is driving back, he looks at Scout, who's tired but still smiling and talking softly, looking out the window. He wonders if this was any different than what they normally do. Sure, maybe during dinner, the conversations got a bit deeper than usual, but does that mean anything more that their friendship growing. Scout can pick up on the fact that Sniper is getting in his own head, and as slyly as he can, grabs a hold of his hand, sqeezing it gently. They pull up back to the base, both getting out of the van, Sniper asking Scout if he wants to stay and talk for a minute, maybe share a drink, Scout agrees and heads inside, they talk for more than a minute thought, more like an hour or two. Sniper eventually asks something about how their relationship is going to change or has changed, his worries from earlier slipping out, flowing freely due to the alcohol. Scout tries to think of a way to describe it, but he can't quite get the words, so he resorts to action. He grabs Sniper by the collar and kisses him. It's soft and gives off all the emotions Scout would have loved to vocalize. When he break the kiss he has a shit eating grin, and says,

"Now I can do that!" He feels proud of himself for all of two seconds, then realizing what he did, he turns a shade of red no human is able to replicate, he jumps up and starts speaking way to fast, walking to the door, laughing slightly,

"Ahaha, um, oh would you look at the time! I should actually be leaving. You know gotta rest up for tomorrow and all, bye Snipes!" He's walking down the stairs ready to make his run to the base only to be pulled back by Sniper, who Scout didn't realize had recovered from the kiss a lot faster than he had anticipated.

"Oh no, you don't get to just run away after that." Sniper teases. Scout only lets out a nervous chuckle and starts trying to mix an appology and explanation together,

"Oh, well actually, um, see, I only did that because-" Sniper just shuts him up with a kiss of his own. Once it ends, both of them are blushing, and both of them know exactly what's changed. Sniper asks if Scout wants to stay the night, and Scout agrees. The get in the bed together and lay in the quiet darkness for a moment, before Scout asks,

"You know what else I can do now?"

"What?"

"Tell you that I love you." Sniper just laughs a little at the cheesiness and just says,

"I love you too."

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Oops, this became way too sweet! Also, sorry, not much sillyness about the date itself, I think these goobers save all their sillyiness as pre - and post stress before events. I'm giggling rn. I love these two. Anyways, one ask down, 20 to go 💪💪 thank you guys for being patient with me :,)

Also, I always finish these fics right before I go to bed, so I'm always paranoid they make no sense, but it's fun.

[bouncybrain]

I don't interact with the HSR community so I'm just going to put the 2.2 spoilers here just in case because I'm so mad. I'm genuinely upset with the story. This is why I've had to take breaks going through Penacony it makes me feel like my brain is leaking and I need to rant about this at ass-o'clock

We got on Penacony and they were like "well nobody really knows all that much about the Watchmaker so like lol go find out" and then they took forever to get there.

I walked onto Penacony, looked straight at Misha, and went "what are you talking about I'm done I've found him what else do you want from me, can Dan Heng come back and play yet" because you're telling me they finally dropped us on Penacony with a storyline about "The Watchmaker's Legacy" and also just a guy with a pocket watch we hang out with in a weird dream place and thought they were being subtle? Why do I have to sit through all of this. Give us a skip button.

Repeatedly hammering information into the dialogue doesn't make for a good story, a good twist, a good hint, or even good character development/backstory reveals. There is no subtlety here. The only "mysteries" we have are just plot threads that they haven't given us any information about. Like "WOW WHAT'S THIS DEATH THING WOAHHHHHH" and then doing nothing about it until they're like "WHOOPS HAHA GALLAGHER DID IT??? WOW WHAT A SHOCK!" and then they're like "WOAH THAT'S SAM?????? CRAZY! I WONDER WHAT ELSE" and then dropping "SIKE THAT'S FIREFLY!" and now they're like "HEY REMEMBER MISHA HE WAS THE WATCHMAKER ALL ALONG ISN'T THAT WILD!" Where did the Gallagher-Death team come from? Why? There were no hints. Where did Sam being Firefly come from? Sure, having a Stellaron Hunter present makes sense, but what the fuck does this have to do with anything? I don't care. (Seeing Blade in a suit driving a car was nice though.) And, as stated, I already knew Misha was the fucking Watchmaker from the goddamn start.

Honkai: Star Rail's story could be so much better. Actually going through the story could be so much better. I am, surprisingly, capable of getting sucked into a game's story even when it has less intense gameplay than HSR. (I played "In Other Waters" around this time last year and it was fantastic! I enjoyed it a lot! Here's the link to the game on Steam if you're curious.) There's so much more to crafting a long, ongoing story with moving parts than simply dumping all relevant info in massive clumps while repeating said relevant info at any possible moment. I could critique a lot of the recent choices they make with their storytelling. I've been writing this rant while waiting TO FUCKING MOVE AGAIN. I already figured out everything they're telling me!

Just give me my new hat. And I want this next adventure to be with Dan Heng, please. Please. He pays attention and I don't have to explain something I figured out months ago.

[melimpostor]

OMG you are one of if not the best aruanie artist i saw, i cant believe i have only found you now!

They were like the first ship ever for me and they still mean a lot, they are so sweet, especially in your style. The ironic thing is, that at first way back around season 1 i started to see aruanie fan art, and at the time i tought it was a bit odd (i guess i missed all the signs in the show), i liked it but i considered it somewhat of a crack ship, especially since Annie was present just for one short season then it seemed like she never actually gonna come back. And then i lost my mind when suddenly in the manga it was just straight up canon xd. It propably helped that from the begining they were my favourite characters even individually.

They are still the best ship ever, like what do you mean in her whole life she was raised for war, but then couldnt kill the one guy who didnt cared about all this conflict and revenge he just wanted to explore the world, and her decicion cost the warriors the whole mission and eventually changed the world 😭

Btw do you know of some fanfictions that you would recommend?

WaaaAAAAAA- (ಥ◡ಥ) I’m not sure i deserve such a title, but thank you very much for your kind words, I appreciate it a lot ! ♥ ♥ This blog is fairly new, i've been active here since january so it might be why -

Haha I feel you! Aruani made me feel things i never thought i would for fictional characters before. I personally shipped them from the start. I guess I was gifted with the vision and carried the curse of being judged by my AOT-enthusiast friends for years. So I understand why it felt like a crack ship at the time for some. I was pretty sure i was delusional myself- but now… SIKE !!!!!!!!!!!! I am unapologetically taking my revenge with Aruani fanart now XD

But yeah, Annie is basically the one who compromised the whole mission because of her affection for Armin. Ruthless Annie. Flawless Annie... Falling for the sweet sweet boy with cute smiles and curious eyes?? aaa i’m weAk..

As for fanfictions, I am actually new to this kind of media. I never really looked for written fan-content in any other fandoms before…well- now... But i’m happy i’m finally doing it because it opens my artistic viewpoint and this community is very talented ♥ I didn't know writing could make me feel so many emotions and keeping me involved like that. I never experienced it to that extend in the past.

That being said, it means I haven't read a lot of them yet, besides work keeps me busy and my reading is pretty slow…So for the time being i 'll suggest you take a look at this post which regroups a lot of work already (and I think reblogs have some updates too ! )

And if you wanted my personal recommandations, maybe ask me again in 6 months or 24 so I have time to catch up ! haha- sorry dear writers, i failed you for so long ;;

[stories-can-save-lives-right]

Reality Shift

Chapter 1: Hi, I'm "The End of the Cure"

This isn't supposed to summon Taylor Swift, but... Reputations.

I've always had that peculiar reputation of secretly sleeping in the corner while the teacher wasn't looking... I know. How original.

Haha, SIKE! I have no reputation! The teacher doesn't even know I exist! Even though I literally have my name written on the Students List...

And it doesn't stop there.

One time, I was sent to the principal's office for intruding their school. The same school I've been going to for years now.

AND I WAS IN MY DAMN UNIFORM.

Me? An intruder?? Seriously???

I've already written, like... SEVEN question marks in this stupid journal entry so far, and it STILL isn't enough to express the absolute confusion and betrayal I felt. I can still feel it like it was yesterday...

Oh, wait. It was yesterday.

As you can see, I have a problem. Or, uh... At least my school does.

Is it a curse? Probably.

Is there a cure? Ironically, the answer is no.

I said "ironically," because not having a cure for this stupid curse is literally the complete opposite of my family's name.

"Remedy."

"Finn Remedy."

I don't think I've met another person named Remedy yet, soooo... That makes me special now. Right?

...awkward silence...

Not special enough to be an actual person though, apparently. If I was even half as special as Lottie Winslow, I would've at least gotten a friend before high school began.

Heck, even the school loners have that one friend they can't get rid of even if they wanted to. What makes me any different from them, huh?

Tell me, world. Is there something wrong with your good ol' Finn? Because I can reassure you that—in many ways—I've been trying... Seriously. I have.

I wouldn't really say it's my best... I mean, even if it was, would that make much of a difference? Because let's be real, only the world decides whether your actions are actually your best or not. You can never be the judge of your own doings. No, sir.

I mean, look at me.

I know I exist. I know I'm real. For heaven’s sake, I pinch my wrist at least ten times a day just to make sure I'm actually there... And yet, no one else seems to know that.

Well. Except for my mom, I guess.

To cut the crap short, I'm not JUST lonely...

I'm actually alone.

...

A—AHEM! Sorry. Intrusive thoughts again.

But, u-uh... Wanna here something funny? I know what's funny—my existence! What else other than my existence? My name!

"Finn Remedy," am I right? That silly ol' prankster. That's me!

Yup.

...Gosh, that was the most terrible transition ever.

I don't even know why I'm acting like there's an audience. It's not like I'm hosting a comedy show and whatnot. If I was, I'd probably be rich! Rich with lot's of unhelpful criticism from the fans.

Saying stuff like, "Finn's a stupid name" or "Did you know 'Finn' means 'The End' in French? If that's the case, then 'Fin Remedy' would literally translate to 'The End of the Cure'!"

"Pathetic, right??"

"What could possibly be more ironic than a boy who is the anti-cure of his own life?"

...

He gently pokes his notebook with a pen.

Tap... tap... tap...

Well, if I think about it, no one would ACTUALLY be creative enough to say those exact words in front of my face.

Haha! What a relief... I would've balled my eyes out at that very moment and never face the light of day. Ever again!

Wait, uh-

I got off topic again. Sorry.

This was supposed to be a dream journal, to tell you the truth. But the thing is, I have no dreams. I barely get any sleep.

Which is why, again, I sleep in class. It just seems easier to do it when the teacher's busy babbling for some reason... You get me, right? I should probably stop doing that, though. It isn't helping anybody.

So, uh... How do I gain sleep? What am I suppose to do to win its heart again, huh?

Pfft. I'm making sleep sound like a grumpy girlfriend I didn't spend enough time with. Well, in a sense, it's kinda true...

Time check, it's 2:57 AM right now. School's gonna start in a few hours... I gotta sleep.

Oh, well. After a failed attempt of trying to make myself feel drowsy, I guess it's best to just settle with sleeping in class again. No one seems to care, anyway. So why should I?

Hm, night journal. Thanks for, uh... having paper. I guess.

Mwah.

Ew.

Probably shouldn't have done that.

Great. Now I've got a lip mark on my notebook. Gross...

...Night.

Finn slowly closes his dream journal—which is now relabeled as his personal diary—and places it at his bedside. He shuffles under the covers, his baggy eyes feeling heavier than they already were a second ago.

...Is this it? He wondered. Is this actually how his days will play out for the rest of his life?

Finn slowly exhales as his eyes begin to close, and he pretends to fall sleep.

Welp... If his mentality ever breaks one day, at least nobody else than his mom will be burdened by the thought of losing him.

After all.

You can't miss a person you barely know.

...Right?

[cosmicjoke]

Oh yeah, you put it perfectly.

Isayama never engaged in pointless death or killing characters off simply for shock value, or to drag the story on needlessly, which is exactly what Gege's been doing for months. Honestly, anyone who tries to compare Isayama's writing to Gege's, or vice versa, is making an invidious comparison. They're world's apart in terms of talent and skill.

Whenever Isayama killed a character, it was important, either for that specific character's development, or the advancement of the plot or themes, or in regards to another character's development. I mean, every single bit of foundation Isayama laid, every bit of foreshadowing, paid off in the end, in really one of the most spectacular, nuanced and meaningful displays of writing I've ever had the immense pleasure of reading. Everything makes sense in AoT. Everything falls so perfectly into place by the last chapter. And it's poignant, and powerful, and emotional. You cared about these characters. You were devastated when one of them was lost. You were devastated even when minor characters were lost, because of the impact it had on the main cast.

Nothing in JJK makes sense anymore. And honestly, this whole "we have to become monsters to defeat the enemy" just feels like a cheap knockoff of a theme that AoT explored years ago and with infinitely greater nuance and complexity.

If they needed Gojo this whole time to kill Sukana, to have any chance against him, then what was the point of killing Gojo to begin with? Just to drive home the tragedy of the JJK world and how everyone who's a Jujutsu sorcerer ends up a dehumanized tool?

It doesn't even make sense from a logistical standpoint, or a narrative standpoint. Yuuta can't possibly be as skilled as Gojo was with the Six Eyes or Infinity, and yet Gege is asking us to suspend all disbelief and accept that he'll be able to take Sukana out with Gojo's powers when Gojo himself wasn't able to. And don't tell me it's because Sukana's worn out, so now Gojo's powers should be enough to finish him. Why couldn't everyone have just joined Gojo in his fight, then, and all gone at Sukana at once? It would have ended in the same result, only, you know, Gojo would be alive. But I know the actual reason. It's because this convoluted message that Gege is trying to push, about jujutsu sorcerers being fodder, wouldn't have worked, if he'd applied actual logic to his story, thus the word convoluted. The fact that he wouldn't have been able to demonstrate his message without relying on this sort of nonsensical, illogical garbage says it all, really. It's a failure in the writing. He couldn't come up with a better way to demonstrate his themes, so he resorted to leaps in logic that no one with half a brain cell would actually be able to buy into.

And it's honestly insulting, too, how Gege keeps reusing this tired-ass crutch of fake-out cliffhangers, where he ends a chapter trying to lead the reader to believe one thing, only to go "Haha, SIKE" at the start of the next. It's become so predictable, that anybody should have seen it coming from a mile away this time. It's not amusing, and it's not entertaining. Not to mention, just the way Gege keeps these fights dragging on and on, constantly pretending and lying to the audience with those same bullshit cliffhangers as a way to do it. The pacing is such trash. Like... just end it already.

If Yuuta doesn't kill Sukana with Gojo's body, and the battle between Sukana and Yuuji continues, or Megumi finally wakes the fuck up and does something, even after it's been declared that this desecration of Gojo's body is really their last and final resort, I'm going to revolt. I've had it with Gege basically depending on outright deception to keep a story going that should have ended like, six months ago. Because that's what it is. Gege lies to the reader, and that's his idea of clever writing. Like, no, it's the opposite. It shows you don't know what the fuck you're doing and you have no concept of how to demonstrate the themes you're trying to convey, if you're actually trying to convey anything at all.

Ugh, yeah, I'm with you. I'm just done. I haven't read a chapter since Gojo actually died, just been keeping up with spoilers. But even that's become a chore for me. I don't know if I'll even be able to see this crap through to the end.

You know, the more I think about this with Gojo, the more disgusted I am. What even is this? I don't know what the point of this is. If Yuuta kills Sukana using Gojo's dead body, then what the hell was the point of all those power-up's for Yuuji? And what's even up with Megumi? And if all Yuuta manages to do is "weaken" Sukana so Yuuji can kill him, then it's completely pointless other than driving home the disgusting disregard for Gojo's humanity that apparently even his students and last remaining friend in Shoko have for him. Why couldn't Gojo have just weakened Sukana himself, to give Yuuji the chance to beat him? Why couldn't Gojo have just KILLED Sukana to begin with, like he was set up to do by hitting him at close range with Hollow Purple? How is Yuuta in Gojo's body supposed to be more effective at using Gojo's powers than Gojo himself?

This whole thing seems unnecessary and pointlessly cynical and bleak. It's worse than Gojo just dying without apparently accomplishing anything. It's like a total desecration of his humanity.

Now watch, Yuuta won't even be able to actually put Sukana down while appropriating Gojo's body. He'll fail, I bet, and then he'll die, and then we'll be back to more pointless back and forth between Sukana and Yuuji. Either that, or Yuuta will kill Sukana using Gojo's body, then die, and Yuuji's power-up's won't have amounted to shit.

Also, someone pointed out that Sukana was about to have his heart ripped out and die, but the second he saw Gojo's body, he just smacked Yuuji away like it was nothing. Sounds exactly like the same shit Gege pulled when Sukana told the audience in an internal monologue that if he got hit with Hollow Purple at close range, he was done for, only to then... get hit at close range with Hollow Purple and not only not die, but kill Gojo with his very next hit.

That's what I mean by fake-out cliffhangers and Gege's stupid over-reliance on them.

[katyspersonal]

Really, no one should *have* to feel that way…all torn up, but it’s just these stupid online fandoms that force people to choose one side or the other. Mediators get crushed, and there is no balance because people are used to black and white…if others in the community dare to pass between the two, they are judged. All this, despite loving stories and characters that tell us over and over again that not everything is perfectly simple black/white and that everyone has a grey morality. Heroes can be bad, villains can be good, anti-heroes can be misunderstood and anti-villains can be sympathized with…but no, in the very fandoms of these stories, people still fall into the same endless patterns. You’re actually stronger for being someone open-minded and never do you have to choose sides. Do what you know is right and don’t change for anyone. Be kind and welcoming, but independent of the structures others create. Free from their expectations and rules. You will never be a monster for doing this, but rather an inspiration. You already do this in so many ways and I hope you know that.

Hahaha... This is a very heartfelt message, and the one I am thankful for? I get what you are talking about, really. That people who just want to see more - and to learn more - get crushed because everyone is supposed to be an ideological soldier these days and if you are not aggressive and don't fight, you are weak and perpetuate the cycle or something... I think I made it very clear by now, but I am very anti authoritarian, and I still think that our infighting benefits the people above, and for as long as we act as ideological soldiers - they can easily control us. With the swing of merely the right news article, or the right trend... We should just see, as society, that people above know our buttons and how to make us tick.

My crisis posts kinda started from the small. Like you know I do not favour people who not only have inaccurate takes on Gehrman, but also attack other fans? I just feel like I accidentally fell into what I hated. That the moment I landed my fist on this sort of fans - I became this type too, and now I, as well, attack fans with different opinions rather than dealing with the issue itself all peaceful style.

But I often tend to think that small errors in interacting with fandoms and alike lead to grander issues, because fandoms are like sandboxes, especially in this era where like... technology released us from a LOT of irl chores and we, at large, do not have all that much to do in our free time...? So, I've resisted the kind of people I disliked to the point of becoming kinda like them but just with inverted opinion? But still immature, and aggressive, and abrasive. It just makes me fail as if I failed as a 'fan of the media', and I should resort to just creating drawings and theories instead of interacting directly. And again, being a 'rude' fan should not be a big deal right? But from my experience, it tends to snowball into bigger issues, and that concerns me.

But I have to say, I am happy that someone out there finds ME out of all people as an inspiration. Things like this have me keep going... (haha sike, I'd still be kickin' even if nobody was by my side! :p But, people like you anon make it easier.)

[sesshoumarusama]

answering this anon ask:

Girl come on now Rin ain't raise no weak bishes ok. I've answered question like this before but i can't help it haha i will end your whole career this once and for all. This will be a long one..here we go again.

We got sessrin VAs livestream. Why do you think they did this? Previous one was inukags which is the main ship of the og series and the parents of moroha.

Upcoming sessrin event in Oct 31th. This is definitely in our favor. again, why would they do this if kgura is the mom?

all the sessrin merch and inuyasha cafe... from wallet (notice how they're with their respective partners), keychain, posters, this limited edition of frame of inuyasha + sessrin. (Not to mention s3sskagu got only one poster and its from her death scene)

Plot. Bruh if they gotta introduce how kgura is revived from death they gotta start somewhere for the story to make sense bcs it wouldn't be just *poof* and she's there. But instead, in ep 4 they showed us adult!Rin. There is already this arc of Rin sealed in the tree, that i believe we will get plenty of flashbacks to elaborate it. If they add another arc of how kgura is revived it will overlap and just completely doesn't make sense + this is still the story of the three girls (even moroha backstory have yet to be told), we don't have that much room.

Also... rumiko likes kgura's death...she told us she put a lot effort into it. Stop reviving dead people guys dammit😭

How sesshomaru identify scent and smell. Basically for Rin he uses scent (smell good) and for Kgura/naraku he used smell (smell bad).

This rumiko's answer to the 3rd question on Shonen sunday.

This art of sachi (i heard that HnY director proposed the idea of HnY in 2015. And this art released in 2018. You connect the dots).

The audio drama. The 👏🏼 audio 👏🏼 drama!! 👏🏼 Asatte! You know the drill. The scriptwriter for that is Katsuyuki Sumizawa which now working for HnY... lol

lastly... girl trust me they won’t pull a sike on us. the hints are there. many and massive at that. If all these clues and you're still insecure bruh idk what will convince you. actually i still have few more hints in mind but decided to stop there.

if you want you can message me or join our sessrin gc here in tumblr hehe just hmu!

[chasseuses]

reasons why i love jade leech part 3

I don't know why I'm doing this again I am a big fool goodbye ☠️ but ahhahahwhahjwhsjfhfjfnfkbdsjbdkdbjd im a doormat for him so. haha. I'll just. fukcignvkjgknv everyone pls look away this is the last post i swear 🤩

Part 1, 2

So.... 🤡 Hi I'm back again with another simp post I'm your local Jade simp and I'm here to point out reasons why I'm an absolute doormat for this eel and why I'm staying as one.

I'M FUCKIFNCGD. SCRVEN AMWIANAJWBAJVWKQVWKAGAKAVDKFBYKDGSKEIANSJAMEINSLENDKEBEKSBEKSHEKDJEKSJRKDJRKDHSKDHKEHSKEBSKEJDLDHDKDBDKHRKDBEKSHEKSUSMS

Ok so, URGFKFHDKDUDKSJSKFHDKGDKDHD if you've been here long enough or something i think i posted something about his initial birthday suit up illustration here which i wrote while i was sobbing and being overly emotional over him.

BUT BASICALLY. IT WAS ABOUT HIS SMILE. I MEAN RTHGJKHJGK JADE LEECH..... SMILING.............N N .VJV.JV. WITHOUT ANY ULTERIOR MOTIVES...... IM FUCKFING DEAD YO!!!!!

HEAR ME OUT. I JUST GJVKJGKVNGKV ... dont u think there's just something about someone as shady as jade who looks shady 90% of the time look like he's not shady for the first time ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ

idk if that made sense but yeah.

ALSO IDK IF ANYONE WAS SIMPING HARD ENOUGH TO NOTICE BUT LIKE 😭 IF U COMPARE HIS HANDS TO FLOYD'S THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.

and now if you've known me long enough to know that i am a big fan of his hands, you'll know that i went absolutely crazy over this detail!!!!!! THEY WERE ROUGHER THAN FLOYD'S AND THAT WAS JUSTHGJJGKGKFNKFKGNGKGNFKDDJFKGNGKFJF A DIRECT HIT TO THE GUT WHAT THE FUCK DISPLEX YOU CANT DO THIS TO US 😭😭😭😭😭

do u see the fork he's holding?

yeah

i wanna be that fork so bad

im not even kidding

i legit want to be that fork.

why?

.

haha.

you dont need to know

ANYWAYS. ONTO THE STORY 🥰

we got a lot of lore for the twins this time around and i am tHRIVING :BIBBEK:

"However, and this is unusual for me, but so many people wishing me ‘Happy birthday’ has made me rather embarrassed." HELP?????????&(&!4(£;#(-__8-##(-_(£+£(£ I II I I I I HUCHJWNWISHEJDHWOHSKWGSKSYAKGSKA HI KAUAKSGKAGSKSGSJAYJAGSJAGAJSYSIGSJGSJSHSJAHsks

Their mother!!! Uses!!! -san!!!! At the end of their names!!!!!!! Which got me going 🧐 that is not usual at all!!!!! wtf is going on in the leech household

a lot of ppl theorized mafia stuff and all of that which honestly makes sense imo and also because i find that hella hot HAHSMDGSKDHKSJS mr leech...... 😳 mafia.... HELPGKFJKGJFKF

wait. won't that mean he's rich.

bonus points eyy /j GFJFHFJDHJFNF

"Well, they do say that married couples take after each other… It’s good that they get along well." MR LEECH YOUR HAND IN MARRIAGE RFNJVJKHKGKGKOGJGKVJKFCKIJGKTJKFFJKDHDKXHFFHFJ

guys im losing it

if that wasn't already obvious RHUFHGUF

HELLO????????? ONE OF THE REASONS WHY HE LIKES TERRARIUMS??1?"!"!'! HELPFKVKV CONTROL IT'S CONTROL

"Whether they live or die is also up to me…" i just think.

no i dont think but you get what i mean why the fuck is that line lowkey hot lmfao something is wrong with me

i dont knwo why the fuck but the fact that he likes unpredictability is also kinda????? lmao how boring was ur life that everything u did went exactly your way 😭 how does that bring u amusement i cant relate gomen mr leech

or am i completely wrong idk 🗿 mr leech tell me more about you onegai

Ok honestly, before the birthday card came out, I thought their earrings were like,,, from their parents or something. like heirlooms!! i thought they were precious in that aspect but what i rlly didn't expect is for them to fckinghgkgngknfkf FIGHT A DAMN STURGEON FOR ITS SCALES 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

deadass why would a sturgeon challenge them anyways 🧐 and the twins were just like, "ok sure but can we have your scales if we win" and they rlly did 😭 just how strong were you guys before middle school wtf!!!!

and they turned the scales into earrings 🧐 which is now what they wear!! p cute

they're apparently popular to use as amulets in the coral sea so i. i fucking rotted over this AHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA hrufhfigjofhckfbcjc should i delve deeper into this? no. but perhaps you can find out what my rot is about just by reading this single bullet

"Floyd and I have gone near beaches on nights with fireworks as well." HELEPEHLEPDFKLEGSLDOSODB EGHFKCNDKMCURLDHLDGSMX

WATCHIFNFG FIREOEKSKF WITHHF JADE AJFNJFVJFHKDHF

ohmigod this is getting way longer than intended 🤡 should i continue

yeah fucj it HFJVHFJHCJFHJCJ everybody pls ignore my rot 😌

as all of you know, jade wears purple eyeliner. that's right.

Purple eyeliner.

Why does this matter, you ask? Oh sweet summer child, it may not matter to you but to me—eyeliner is super fucking hot I kid you not I started crying at night when I thought about this and wrote a mini essay about it like a fool so I'm just going to.

I am legitimately losing my shit over this like-?? Who allowed you to fucking put on eyeliner? You're already deadly without them and more so with them.

It honestly makes me wonder if he puts this on his own or not but seeing how deft he is with his hands, it's not a stretch to assume that he puts it on his own.

And I find that really hot since look at those clean strokes..!! He's better at applying them than me. I have this desire to let him do my makeup but when I think about it I start making incomprehensible noises and bury my face into my pillow. Purple eyeliner just-? Looks so good on him?

It should be illegal at this rate he looks so tempting I hate it. Sometimes I just have this urge to ruin in, I don t care how I just want to smudge it for some reason. Like deadass, I just want you all to appreciate how good his eyes look!

HELP HIS EYESDHFHTKHEKFHDKFHDMFHKDHFKSGDK IM FUCKFINDG LSOING IT

WHY DO I LOVE HIS EYES SO MUCH I DONT FUCKING KNOW I'VE NEVER BEEN A FAN OF CHARACTERS WITH MISMATCHED EYES BUT WITH HIM IM JUSTHGJJFJG KG NVM

His eyes are fucking beautiful, man. 🤡💞 Could stare at them for hours and never get tired!!!!

Need I say more?

BRO IM FUVKGIGNVJKGVKNGKFHFKFFJF HIS TEETH IM CRYIGGN WHAT THE ACTUALLY FUCK I KNEW THEY WERE SHARP BUTJGKVJGKGJFKGJCKFJKCFJKFFHKCJFKGJDOFHKDHFKDHDKDHDJ BARKBARKBARKBARK

I mean what 🗿

guys displex is insane because they literally made jade have two ssrs in a row with banners that were available at the same time do you know how painful that was for me

when jamil bday card dropped all i lost ebg because i panicked over the thought of a jade bday card and started saving!!! and i did!!!! i managed to save up 100 pulls and i was so fucking chill after that but then,

abema stream happened

i was asleep when that happened so when i woke up i had like 283628 pings in discord telling me that he has an ssr for the halloween event and i was just 🗿 yo say sike his bday is soon displex must be joking

haha nope! they were dead serious.

that shit was painful i started crying 🤡 what the fuck because i didn't have enough gems for both ssrs and his halloween card was just absolutely beautiful.

so i went insane and saved 200 copies of the same jade card in attempt to make him come home before pity so i dont have to whale

I mean,

Black nails.

The bandages.

The harness.

The hat is kinda ugly but that's ok.

THE BELTS AT HIS WAISTFJTKDJRKFBFKFHOFHDKDHDKSGDKSHSKXHSKJS

SO I WAS REALLY DESPERATE AHHSHDHFJFGHJFJF THANKFULLY THEY BOTH CAME HOME BEFORE PITY SO TYSM JADE I LOVE U FOR THAT AHAHJAHDJ

oh shit this got long so imma just end this here 🐬 if you read this far, congrats HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

[magnetothehedgehog]

So Silver actually having a future is both a happy and sad event, at least how I see it

Don't get me wrong, silver deserves a future, a happy one. And while the writers can still pull a "haha SIKE.", If they don't immediately I think its still kinda sad because it pretty much proves

A few theories

While I haven't gotten through all the archie comics, thanks to flash vs archie sonic, I've been made aware of the sonic being the embodiment of chaos

Or at least that being the theory

Well the sad thing is, Sonic is, and somehow always has been, "The Iblis Trigger."

What I think is being suggested here is that Silver only has a good future if sonic ceases to exist in the main timeline/ Dimension.

I mean Silver coincidentally having a good future the single moment sonic is yeeted into another dimension? Meaning at that moment he doesn't exist in the main timeline?

I don't think thats just random chance.

Someway or another, without Sonic, eggman would actually be stopped, whether by him giving up having no challenge by the lack of sonic, or someone else beating him. Most times sonic is there to keep someone else from stopping eggman, and most of the cast while still being quite capable, depend on sonic to handle eggman, or encourage others to leave it to sonic (aka blaze sonic rush)

This dependency and the fact sonic is more than happy to leave eggman alone until his next scheme (due to sonics carefree nature) just goes to leave the problem a continous one.

In fact this can be further hinted at by the existence of eggman nega

A descendant of Eggman who is still in conflict with possibly a long future descendant of Sonic (Silver)

In essence by existing as eggmans rival sonic and eggman have created multiple chain generations of conflict

Which pass on even 200 years down the line

Not only all that as evidence, but in almost every comic iteration sonic has always been connected to Silver's ruined future

Take sonic the comic for example (the ones with fleetway) even then Sonic evil chaos energy self was the cause of Silvers bad future.

Nega is constantly causing Silver problems as with trying to bring over another pseudo iblis (sonic rivals series ).

And Since Blaze is Negas rival and Nega is from the future too, It can be surmised that Mephiles, Silver, Blaze and eggman Nega all come from the same future

Somehow eggman Nega pursued Blaze when she was warped to the sol dimension, not sure how but he managed it

The main point though is that this "Good future." Is never gonna exist because sonic is inevitably gonna return from Blaze Dimension.

And the cycle will simply repeat as it always has.

The universe has technically already rebooted like twice already (if you consider Idw a new timeline).

And nothing really has changed.

Its kinda funny when you think about it because it means even though mephiles was lying so he could use Silver and Blaze he ended up being right.

Sonic is the cause of all the ruined futures

Not alone, of course eggman not existing would also solve the problem but,

The fact remains he is an integral part of keeping this conflict constant

Edit: Woah This Started Blowing up and I fixed the typos and repeats I didn't notice before. Kinda makes me wonder if i should try doing posts of my sonic theories from the olden days, and my current new ones.