#had to uninstall my autoparker and KICK my car through the gateway
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HAVING A NORMAL ONE OUT HERE IN THE OLYMPIC EXCLUSION ZONE
#pacific drive#ran out of gas ran out of battery#had to uninstall my autoparker and KICK my car through the gateway#my fucking gas can FELL OUT OF MY SIDE RACK AT SOME POINT#MY VERY BIG VERY LARGE VERY FULL GAS CAN GONE WHEN I NEEDED IT#BARNACLES TRYING TO VOMIT ON ME AND OH BOY THERE'S THE RED WALL OF THE STORM GETTING CLOSER#and what does oppy say? what does she say when I'm shoving my car into the garage to get some juice and start replacing EVERYTHING?#'allen would've gotten a kick out of that car'#SHUT UP OPPY NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR KICK PUNS I NEARLY LOST ALL MY SWAMP GOOP
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