#had one (1) day of Good Sleep Schedule™️

[808trunkgoingcrazy]

i acknowledge the fact that i had one good day and it's like poori kaynat ye tthaan leti hai ki is bandi ko dubara kabhi khushi mehsoos hone ka mauka kya, khwaab hi naa aaye. like . .. . wtf zindagi?

[undiscovered-horizon]

Hey. Can you make some headcanons for dark! Peter Parker?

Dark/Yandere!Peter Parker Headcanons

[500 followers special!]

We had a Stalker!Peter Parker so this is a bit of an elaboration…?

I’ve been binge-watching true crime documentaries so this is perfect timing dear Anon

Rolls upon rolls of film filled with you

If you think you might have misplaced something, 100% Peter has it

Like that pillow you can’t find that Peter took

He sleeps with it every night because it smells of you

Cut a piece of your hair off and carries it with him

Spreads stomach-churning rumors about people you hang out with

Definitely keeps a picture of you inside his locker

Has a folder on his computer with everything that has even the smallest connection to you

Watches you through your bedroom window

If he ever stepped inside your house, you can be sure there are cameras inside

He just so happens to hang out at the same spots that you do, at the very same time and date

Has your schedule memorized

Fabricates a stalker and/or convinces you that someone around you is evil

Peter’s smart, very smart, so forging evidence is child’s play for him

The same goes with incriminating people who are keeping you away from him

Spiderman gives the police a tip, they check the suspect out, there’s substential evidence and Bob’s your uncle

If you confide in him about the gifts and trinkets left at your locker, Peter sees a new opportunity and decides to play along

So now your attention is split between Stalker Peter™️ and Friend Peter™️, essentially giving Peter Parker all of your headspace

You definitely have a tracker on yourself

Maybe without your knowledge or maybe he convinced you it’s for your own good

I mean, New York can get pretty bad

And you have no reason not to believe him

Goes through your social media multiple times a day

Sometimes he makes anonymous accounts to send you nasty hate messages, partially letting out the frustration of not having you to himself

But also because he has a chance of being your shoulder to cry on

Spiderman’s efficiency at stopping crime has declined, especially when you’re having a bad day

If he gets hurt, he goes to you

Sometimes gets hurt on purpose

Two reasons for that: 1) all of your attention and affection is devoted to him, 2) he can convince you that New York City is too dangerous for you and you shouldn’t leave the house too much or trust anyone but him

If he doesn’t answer your call he’s probably dead or unconcious

Has the means and knowledge to poison you, enough to get you sick and bedbound but not enough to raise suspicion

Peter’s unbelievably strong, so he would have no problem lifting you or forcing you

Does impressive FBI-esque research on everyone in your immediate family, friends, partners if you had any

"He knows the address of that one kid that threw sand at you in kindergarten and the middle name of their dog” kinda vibe

Would get you hurt on purpose it but mask it as an accident so you’re not suspicious and he can be your savior

The fact that he can "break you and make you" is giving him immense satisfaction

Peter’s a science guy, very reasonable and sceptical, so it’s easy for him to smoothly manipulate you

There’s no evidence and logically your suspicion doesn’t make much sense, just drop it

And, I mean, it’s Peter - if he says "you’re overthinking this”, you trust his judgment

You’re his only interest and he doesn’t care if he or anyone else gets hurt

Definitely has started shit because someone said something about you

One of your books might have mysteriously disappeared so you have to share Peter’s

He stole your pens so he can give you one of his

Peter has learned photoshop just to make believable montages of you and him

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@restingbitchsblog

[holochromatic]

okay holy shit, mobile finally lets you copy text posts! amazing! so i can go ahead and do this tag game that @bbrogers tagged me in now and not have to put it off until i could get to my laptop! we live in the future, y'all! now if only we could get read mores to work on tunglr mobly...

(also, thanks for the tag 💜)

rules: answer 20 questions, then tag 20 followers that you want to get to know better.

1) Name: laura

2) Nicknames: sunshine, lj, l a u r e n, salt slut™️

3) Height: 5′ 9"ish

4) Orientation: biromantic asexual

5) Nationality: american

6) Favorite Fruits: raspberries, lychees, grapes, asian pears, bing cherries, avocados, lingonberries... i love all fruits that i've tried, tbh.

7) Favorite Season: fall

8) Favorite Flowers: lily of the valley, orchids, irises, amaryllis

9) Favorite Scents: the first lilac blooms, my boyfriend's cologne (or honestly? even just his deodorant smells good lmao), a campfire, onions and/or garlic sauteeing in butter, a good peaty single-malt scotch, lime (or really any citrus), mint

10) Favorite Colors: bright yellowy orange or any shade of purple that leans more red or gray than blue

11) Favorite Animals: emperor tamarins, otters, pygmy hippos (aka the worst kind of cat), bats

12) Coffee, Tea, or Hot Chocolate: tea

13) Average Sleep Hours: my sleep schedule is erratic at best (some would say 'nonexistent') but i usually get at least nine hours of sleep per each 24 hour section. most of the time i get, like, seven or eight hours "overnight" (whenever that might be on any given day, bc sometimes i don't go to bed until 8am) and at least two more hours during the routine post-breakfast meds knock-out, but sometimes i'll sleep another six hours later on in my day too if my meds are really fucking with me that day.

i, uhhhhhh.... i get a lot of sleep

14) Dog or Cat Person: both. you cannot make me choose.

15) Favorite Fictional Characters: bucky barnes, steve rogers, sam wilson, 616 clint barton, peggy carter, claire temple, orlando gardiner, renie sulaweyo, thea damaskena, jehan sevigny, will stanton, roland deschain and his ka-tets both past and present, the losers club, the sensates, the leda clones, i could go on forever

16) Number of Blankets You Sleep With: one, if any. sometimes just a sheet

17) Dream Trip: greece, morocco, wales, scotland, italy, belize, brazil, india, shanghai, durban... so many places

18) Blog Created: i honestly don't remember, but i'm curious, so i'm gonna look it up.

apparently i made this blog on november 5th, 2016. i'd had a marvel sideblog before that, but the fandom for my main had died and i wanted to kind of start fresh anyway, so

19) Number of Followers: 2058

20) Random Fact: i still have a baby tooth in my mouth, it's one of the incisors. i honestly don't think it's ever gonna fall out

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