#had all of these men giggling and slobbering all over him. insanity

[stromer]

matthew walked onto the tnt nba panel and made SHAQ fall in love with him…. this is literally how u grow the game

[kkusuka]

We all know how looks can be deceiving right? I’d love to request head cannons of Kuroo, Bokuto, Iwaizumi, Konoha, Terushima, and Atsumu with a gf that’s gifted with that super-soaker, wet-wet pussy, a pro at riding that dick, and has the gwak gwak thotty throat slobber 9000 but she is so shy, cute, and innocent at first glance. She looks like the soft-spoken librarian but when they get down and dirty, she puts her body to work and these bois just don’t know how to act from how amazing she is. Let’s say they teased her too much, so she revoked their sex privileges for a few days (not knowing how addicted these guys are on her body). Desperate bois are best bois 😈

:o

i’m shell shocked anon, you’ve blown my mind

Cw: hair pulling, super WAP, kinda fem dom but not really, severe pussy-whipped men  

Kuroo

firstly, he thought you were the innocent type up until you sucked him off for the first time

Honestly, he thought you were a total virgin prude

It wasn't really his fault, you two had met as lab partners for an AP chemistry class

You know, a class full of nerds and people he just assumed would get a job and married when they were thirty

Looking back he should have caught on after seeing you unconsciously jerking of a test tube

But, contrary to popular belief, kuroo is not the social cue master

After a few months of dating, you guys were just a horny time-bomb

Ahh~ the first blow-job, one for the books

He should have known it was going to be good just from the way you were unzipping his jeans, was it normal to almost cum just for your girlfriend palming you?

When you did get his dick out and had it all the way down your throat within the minute, he really did think you were a godsend

He didn't even know what you were doing with his balls, but whatever it was it was working

You didn’t gag or cough, even when he grabbed that back of your head and practically face-fucking you

(the real kicker was when you licked your lips after he came  and gave him that small fucking smirk, mans was done for and he knew it)

Even with all that, nothing, and I mean nothing compares to the first time you guys went at it

when I say that you guy made out for five minutes when he went under your panties and felt the pacific ocean in your panties

He was about to propose right there (and about to cum in his pants for the thousandth time)

He didn't need to but he still rubbed a few circles around your clit, but apparently, you were ready enough

Considering you grabbed his dick and fully sunk onto him in one motion

Poor baby didn't know what hit him

You had to have done this before, and if he hadn't met you in class he would have been sure you slept around and learned everything in the book

You would clench every time your sims met and- AND THAT THINGS WITH HIS BALLS AGAIN

His mind was bungled, especially after you had both come and you fell onto his chest going back to the shy and sweet version he knew you as.

What the hell was that????

Was he fucking you or were you fucking him?? Because at this point he didn't even care

After that experience, you fucked like bunnies, all the time, even in school more than a few times.  

And we all know kuroo can't shut his mouth

And he always teases you about how cute and mouse like you are outside the bedroom and how it's like he’s dating two different girls

....that hit a nerve...

Two different girls??? Well he’ll just have to endure one girl until he realizes what a blessing you are

5 days, 120 hours, 7,200 minutes, and 432,000 seconds, that's how long he lasted

He was going insane, and so he explained that he didn't mean it in a bad way and that he loved how you acted

Forgiving him you rewarded the poor cat boy, 5 rounds for five days

(he didn't want to admit it but he’s pretty sure his dick would have fallen off if you didn't relent when you did)

(he just didn't want to admit that he was pussy-whipped)

Bokuto

You actually had met at a library

One of his teachers wanted him to get a bit of extra tutoring and volunteered you for the job.

You had hit it off great! Personality-wise

(you’ll never tell him but it was frustrating that he clearly didn't understand anything you were telling him)

And you were so sweet and cute, and such a good teacher

He would know that if he wasn't too busy just staring at you and thinking about you and thinking about what you like and what you wear outside of school

(or how good your lips look, or how your thighs look so soft, or that when you get up he can see under your skirt.)

Your guy’s first time was an experience

(bokuto is the cunny easting master, don't call me out)

More cunny juice = more food for owl man

He was excited, somewhere in his mind he knew that it was gonna get better from then on

He wasn't wrong either, although he didn't let your mouth near his dick just yet, he knew that would be good considering the ‘art’ you've created on his neck

The true fuckary started with him on top, but the second he was in you he...froze

Poor baby was shell shocked, you felt better than he had thought, and he just slumped over, you thought he came but he wasn’t ready for it to end so soon

He just sat there for a few minutes, fucked out, before you just decided to flip you both over

That was more his speed at the moment

So he grabbed onto your hips for dear life and you got working

Within two minutes the two of you had created a pool of juices on his bed (bokuto had a lot of precum ok), not that he really cared

You were not competing with anyone but he already had you 2 to 0

(point 1 for the meal and point 2 for being an Olympic dick-rider)

I am also a firm believer that bokuto thrusts up, he just can't help it

You are too addictive, or the way you ground onto him in between every bounce was addictive

I also don't believe that you could even truly deny bokuto sex, he was good at guilt-tripping and he was soooooo adorable

(not to mention the puppy dog eyes  he does that could convince good to do his will)

So I’m sure the only way he wouldn't get sex would be no nut November.

(aka the devil's month of torture, actually not month, week give or take)

This year it just happens that he set a new record, 8 days

He went a whole 8 days without trying for sex

Truly he went about 10 days before he stopped begging and just took matters into his own hands

(under enough pressure Bokuto become a hard dom and no one can say otherwise)

The entire time he was telling you how pretty you were and how well your pussy takes him and that you had no ‘right’ to tell him he couldn’t have sex

He even gained a new phrase “this pussy belongs to me”

You were going to have to set some things straight once he was done ;)

Iwaizumi

You were on the student council, it felt sacrilegious to think anything but pure thoughts about anyone on the council

(that didn't really stop him)

honestly, from the moment his crush festered he wanted to ruin your little innocent vibe  

You always smiled so sweetly at everyone, and just seemed like a true goody two shoes.

And that point seemed to have been correct when you began to date

Until! The fateful day where his perceived innocent girlfriend pulled a full 180 on him!

Firstly, you had offered, out of the blue, to suck him off in the middle of the movie you were watching.

Second, he asked if you knew how, and you giggled at him with that smile he loved so much

Thirdly, when you did get his dick out, you swirled some of the pre-cum on his tip with your thumb, he started getting a bit suspicious

Lastly, you completely swallowed him down, face pressing on his hip, cheeks hollowed.

That’s when he realized that you did know what you were doing

(that also arouse the thought that you had been with someone else, which was counteracted with the fact that you knew how to suck dick by practicing on hair brushed and popsicles)

((it also helped that you barely had a gag reflex))

Truly trying to put that to the test, dom iwa came right out, grabbing your hair and telling you  to suck harder

And you impressed the man, to say the least

After that he had to fuck you, he really just had too

For the first time, he went with a solid missionary, just to test that waters

He didn’t think anyone's pussy should feel like that, but since you were his it was ok

All was well he was lost in the feeling of your pussy and the deciding moment was when you pulled him against you and started to grind your body onto his

You were putting a whole lot of body into it too, and you were so soft, and unless he wanted to cum early something was going to have to change

So he flipped and changed to doggy style, which made thighs worse???

From there you got tighter and he could see all of the wetness drips from your fold onto the sheets

Yup, you were the one for him

(solidified when he pulled your hair and you moaned like a street whore)

As for the no sex thing, that was a ride

It started when Makki asked you if you were always dripping for iwa

And after a week of no sex, he confessed to letting them on his phone and  watching a recording of one of your nightly escapades and he was sorry

(and he just wanted to show them what they were missing, y’know brag a bit)

That was, and he says the only time, he let you try to dom him

You truly were the most amazing woman in the world

Konoha

( i made him kind of an ass lol sorry)

You wee the girl who sat next to him in class

(not to be mean, but he thought you were a nerd)

You always had your uniform covering everything and you were always playing with your short sleeves

You raised your hand a lot in class, always had a pencil to borrow

He just assumed that you had cobwebs in your pussy

Proven wrong at one of the volleyball teams parties, you had apparently been dragged there by a friend (surprising)

And you both were dragged onto some weird spin the bottle game

The bottle would spring and someone would draw an action from this jar and the two people would have to do it in a bedroom in the house

Seeing as that’’s how fate goes you and him were chosen

A blow-job card was chosen

And he laughed with a friend about how you wouldn’t know what to do

Mistake, that struck a real nerve, was this guy for real?

Oh hell no

Being the baddie you were, you walked to him, grabbed him by the arm, and locked lips, breaking away after a moment you asked if he was ready to go.

Poor boy didn't even respond, he just nodded and stood up

Two minutes in, he knew what he had done

You were blowing him like it would be your last time, it should be illegal to be able to suck someone off that well

And damn you pulled away right before he was going to cum.

And then just left him! Walked out of the closet like nothing had ever happened

That couldn’t be it, he wouldn't let that be it

After two weeks of non-stop begging from the guy you agreed to a date, which led to many dates

Which led to him finally being able to fuck you

God damn, he didn't think it would get better, and it did, it really did.  

You were laying on top of him and grinding your entire body onto him

Dripping all over him and squeezing him like crazy

He was never going to let you go

Now, that same friend from that party seemed very intrigued with your relationship

And he just can't help but tell him about how amazing you were, it just sucks that he did it right in front of you in the middle of lunch

Pussy pass revoked

He didn't think he did anything wrong so he went two whole weeks without any touch and he went crazy

He fell apart and apologized

After he begged enough you gave him the pussy pass back

And now he doesn't do anything to jeopardize it

Terushima

this is gonna sound weird

But

I feel like terushima knows when someone is a good lay

It's like a secret talent of his, he just knows and his radar went off when he saw you

But he thought it was wrong at first considering you were wearing leggings and a huge sweater

Not good fuck material  

But he had to make sure, so he just walked up to you and asked if you were a good fuck

Surprisingly you didn’t punch him in the nuts, instead, you laughed at him and said that he would just have to find out

And that he should at least take you out to dinner first

Adm he took you up it, made it the best damn dinner date he’d ever be on

And you reward him

With what?

The best damn blow-job he’d ever get as long as he lived.

And it fit that to the T

It started with the little licks and swirls, then, you gotta catch the man off guard, and just take his entire dick in your throat

And with that, he was sure he had superpowers

When He came, fairly quick for his taste, you swallowed all of his cum and he was ready to marry you

If he needed to take you on a date for that, he would take you on a date every day for the rest of his life

(not every day) but that's what he did

But eventually, just a blowjob wasn't enough, oh no he knew you had a tight hole

And he knew you were gushing most of the time (ushy gushy my pussy-)

If making him suck the fingers you used to fuck yourself after he came was anything

And you tasted good, really good

He was so ready for it that he let you ride him the whole night

He thought his dick was a]going to fall off, you were just that damn good

It was insane, you were almost using him as a dildo, grinding your clit on the base of his cock

And you looked glorious, he was going to have to talk to you about recording it so he could watch it over and over

Maybe show a few people-

And that's what he did, poor unfortunate soul got the silent treatment for two days before he fell apart

He literally got on his knees and asked for forgiveness

(biggest simp on the planet, but only for you (and your dripping cunt))

He’s sure to never do it again, he’s also sure that if you asked him to step on him he would let you

(and I think he’s the most pussy-whipped)

Ok maybe you didn't fully forgive him until he showed you what his tongue piercing could do, but it was worth every moment.

Atsumu

Honestly, he was dared to sleep with the next girl who walked through the cafeteria door

And that just happens to bring you, miss. I remind the teacher there was homework

(Well he actually wasn’t really sure about that but that's what you looked like and he was already regretting his decision.)

In defense of him, your hair was in a messy bun and you had this teacher's pet aura around you

But he would be damned if he lost this bet to his brother and Suna, oh no

The moment he wa[lked up to your table you knew what was happening, and shut it down immediately

After that, you officially had his attention!

Lucky you!

Unlucky you for the fact that all he wanted to do was get in your pants.

But lucky you again because you could hold this over his head!

But one day you just woke up and chose dick (respectable)

So when atsumu did his daily “c'mon baby, you know you want some” you just stood up, scaring him

(he finally thought you were gonna kill him)

Instead, you grabbed him by the dick, literally grabbed his dick through his pants, and tugged him all the way to the roof

“Hey-hey baby, no need to be that rough”

“Shut up, Miya. pants down, now”

That was not where he thought that was going but he isn't going to complain.

“You want your dick wet so bad? Here you go!”

Honestly, he could die happy.

Not so sound gross, but you were slobbering around his cock like a pro. Now that left the thought, you had to have done this before.

You had hands on the back of his thighs pushing him further down your throat, hollowed cheeks, damn he should’ve done this was sooner

He was gonna cum-

And your mouth was gone, your hand was jerking him but that wasn't nearly as nice

“Lay back.”

Yes, yes he will do that. If what’s about to happen is what he thinks is about to happen  

And now your pussy was above his face. Ok a little detour but he’ll take it

You were literally dripping onto his face while he got to work, and you went back to sucking him off

Yup, heaven.

After you both came he made sure to tell you that that had to happen again.

And it did, you rode him to hell in the hole to heaven, and he couldn't help himself from telling the entire volleyball team about how good you were

Now he really didn't think about what would happen if the news got back to you

But he definitely didn't think that meant a whole week of nothing

Well nothing for him, you made sure to send him more than a few videos of rigid dildos and fingering yourself

A week of torture, but when it was finally over he had an entirely new folder of spanking material

he was sure about who he told about your escapades, as in he told himself and Osamu if he just wanted to vent

poor guy was paranoid now

[losfacedevil]

I’m No Sweet Dream, But I’m a Hell of a Night // Jaylos

a/n~ I’ve been working on this for what feels like EVER! I think I started it well before Christmas, and it covers a few different prompt requests I’ve gotten. I hope you all enjoy and as always feedback is always welcome!

Whimpers fell from the smaller boys lips as he tossed and turned; another nightmare from the Isle gripping his mind. Kicking his feet straight out from his curled position he knocked the small dog off of the foot of the bed with a thud and a yelp, one that woke him from his fitful slumber. He shot straight up, hands covering his face to shield him from whatever monsters - or men - haunted his dreams. His breath caught in his throat as he slowly slid out of bed, down to his hands and knees. The small dog sauntered over to him, pushing off the floor to set his front paws on the boys thigh; slobbering kisses all over his face.

“Sorry, Dude.” The boy muttered, scooping the dog up in his arms and placing him back on the bed before tip toeing over to the bed opposite his. Pulling his bottom lip between his teeth he threw back the covers, noting that his roommate had chosen to sleep sans pajamas tonight.

Nudging the older boy slightly he sank to the mattress; the older boy moving over just enough for the smaller boy to curl up right next to him. Rolling slightly he threw his arm around the smaller boy, pulling him so he was laying almost on top of his body. Nights like this weren’t something unusual for the pair and the older boy welcomed any cuddling contact with the smaller boy. Another whimper slipped passed the smaller boy’s lips as he threw his arm and leg over the older boy, hiding his face in the crook of the older boy’s neck. The older boy sighed, tightening his grip on the younger boy as his body twitched; fear still fresh in him.

“Babe, you’re fine I promise, just relax.” The older boy mumbled, his other hand coming up to trace mindless designs into the smaller boy’s back. The younger boys grip tightened, lifting his head slightly. “Did you just call me babe, Jay?” He quickly relaxed at the feel of Jays fingers against his bare back. The older boy chuckled, turning his head slightly and gently rubbing his nose against the younger boys cheek. “What if I did? You got a problem with that, de Vil?” Jay teased, rolling onto his side so he was wrapped completely around the younger boy. “I mean, it’s not something you hear every day.” The younger boy mumbled, reveling in the feel of the older boys body on his. “You could hear it every day if you weren’t so fucking dense, Los.” Carlos melted into Jays embrace, lips grazing the sensitive skin of Jays neck. The older boy shivered, knew the contact was accidental but couldn’t help reveling in it. Carlos sighed as his hand found a home in Jay’s hair. “I’m not dense, you’re just weird.” The smaller boy mumbled, fingers gently scratching at the older boys scalp. Jay sighed, moving so his legs were tangled with Carlos’. “You like my being weird, but you’re still fucking dense.” Jay pulled back slightly, his nose gently brushing the younger boys. “How am I dense? What am I missing?” Jay groaned, his eye roll barely visible in the dark room. “You’re missing the whole fucking point, Carlos.” “And what, pray tell, is the whole fucking point, Jay?” Jay pulled back a little more, just enough to make out the outline of the younger boy’s face in the dark room. Carlos began to slowly twirl and twist Jays hair between his fingers as his eyes slipped shut; something he had found a soothing quality in. “Yknow, Doug and Evie call each other babe, de Vil.” Jay mumbled, eyes slipping shut as he reveled in the feel of Carlos’ fingers in his hair. “Yeah, but they’re together, like boyfriend girlfriend together.” Jay chuckled, head nodding as his eyes snapped open, trying his hardest to focus on the younger boy’s face. “Exactly Carlos, exactly.”

A comfortable silence fell over them as the younger boy fought off sleep, his mind still reeling with what Jay said. It wasn’t long before Carlos’ calming movements in Jays’ hair stopped and he pulled away pushing himself Into a seated position. “Wait a minute, are you.... flirting with me, Jay?” The older boy chuckled as he imagined how big the younger boys eyes were as the realization clicked in his mind. “Well would you look at that, you finally noticed.” Carlos coughed - likely getting choked up on his own saliva - as he laid back down, hand resuming its calming movements in Jays hair. “That makes so much sense now.” Carlos chuckled, pulling on Jays hair ever so slightly. The older boy scrunched up his face, pulling a deep breath in through his nose before speaking. “What makes so much sense now, Los?” The younger boy chuckled again, shrugging. “Things you do. I could never figure out why you’d grab my backpack for me, or you’d grab me lunch too if I was running late. When you find me in the library at midnight with a chocolate bar trying to coax me to bed and ‘you can lay with me til your brain shuts up.’ I just thought Evies mannerisms were rubbing off on you at first. Bad boy gone soft.” Jay chuckled, hand finding Carlos’ hip. “Only for you, Los. Can’t have all of Auradon thinking I’ve gone soft, we’re pure Isle after all.” “Oh, only for me, huh?” Carlos quipped, pulling his body closer to Jays as the older boy’s hand found the small of his back. Jay chuckled, leaning so his forehead pressed against Carlos’. “Yeah only for you, de Vil. Don’t make me regret trying to get your attention.” The younger boy sucked his teeth, rolling his eyes as he let them flutter shut. “You always have my attention, Jay.” The older boy sighed, fingers slipping slightly below the waistband of the younger boys sleep pants. “Do I really though? I feel like your math and history books get more attention. It’s only taken you months to realize my intentions.” Carlos chuckled, hand slipping out of Jays hair and finding a home on his cheek. “Is the big bad son of Jafar oh I don’t know, jealous of my school books?” Carlos taunted, knowing he was getting under the older boys skin. “Not jealous. You’re just dense.” He mumbled, grip tightening on Carlos’ waist. “You’re totally jealous of my school books, you can be honest.” Carlos chuckled, knew better than to dig any deeper at the older boy. “Y’know de Vil, there’s a lot I could be honest about, but being jealous of your school books isn’t one of them.”

A comfortable silence fell over them as Carlos toyed with Jays ear, tucking flyaway baby hairs behind it. A soft laugh escaped the younger boy as he felt Jays fingers dance up his back, hand finding a home gripping the back of Carlos’ neck. The younger boy sighed in contentment at the feel of Jays hand on his skin, something that always made him feel safe. “There’s a lot you could be honest about, huh? Like what?” Carlos’ voice was barely above a whisper, sleep slowly fogging the younger boys mind. “Hm,” Jay chuckled, the younger boy barely being able to see the grin on the older boys face. “Like how your hair is a complete mess in the morning, or how you scrunch up your nose and do that thing with your hands when you’re happy, the way your eyes twinkle every time you see one of us or Dude - because let’s face it, that dog is your child. Or how you drive me fucking insane when you’re so into the book you’re reading that you prefer to suck the chocolate off of your fingers instead of going and washing your hands. Or - and don’t take this the wrong way, but- how my favorite nights are when you have nightmares because you sneak in my bed and I get to hold you all night.” Carlos pulled a deep breath in through his nose, holding it as his eyes fluttered shut. The younger boy was closing in on himself, his anxiety starting to over take him. Jay felt Carlos’ hand stiffen, fingers trembling slightly. Jays hand quickly delved into Carlos’ hair, short nails scratching at his scalp in an attempt to calm him.

“Los, are you okay?” The older boys voice was soft, not wanting to startle the younger boy. Jay rubbed his nose against the younger boys gently, hoping the contact was enough to derail his anxiety. “You pay attention to all that? What about Audrey and Lonnie? I thought you were into them. You care that much about me, Jay?” Carlos’ voice shook, unsure of his own feelings. The older boy chuckled, nuzzling his face into the crook of Carlos’ neck. “Audrey and Lonnie are pretty girls, sure. But they’re my friends just like Mal and Evie are. But you, you’re something special. You make my stomach feel weird and my entire body tingle, Los. I can’t explain it but you make me feel good.” Jay pulled his bottom lip between his teeth, heart hammering in his chest. “Yeah? I could say the same about you. I’ve never felt this way before.” A comfortable silence over took the couple as sleep started fogging their minds once more. A chuckled slipped past Jays lips as his hand found a home in the younger boys hair. Carlos sighed, slipping his leg between Jays. “What’s so funny?” The younger boy mumbled, shivers running down his spine as Jays fingers danced through his hair. “Nothing. I mean you said you’ve never felt this way before but, I don’t know man. The way you look at Chad says otherwise.” The older boy crinkled his nose, bracing himself for the backlash he was about to face. Without a second thought, Carlos removed his hand from Jays hair and pushed his shoulder with all his might; earning himself a chuckle as Jay tugged on his salt and pepper hair. “Chad Charming?! Eww! What’s wrong with you?!” A giggle slipped past the younger boys lips as Jay tugged on him, pulling him. Carlos took the hint and rolled on top of Jay, his knees on either side of the other boys waist. “Well I really wanna kiss you but I’ve never wanted to kiss Chad.” Carlos’ eyes grew wides as he directed his attention everywhere around the dark room except for directly at the boy lying under him. His tongue settled between his teeth, the slight pain he inflicted upon himself keeping him grounded. Jay trailed his hands gently up Carlos’ back, the pads of his fingers tickling the younger boys sensitive skin in their wake. A chuckle escaped Jay as a shiver enveloped Carlos’ small frame - knew exactly what he was doing to him. “What was that?” Jay coaxed, securing his grip onto Carlos’ shoulders. His fingers digging into the younger boys skin hard enough to leave marks. Carlos gasp, reaching up to loosen the older boys grip on him. “You do realize that hurts, don’t you?” Jay let up quickly, opting to let his hands dance along the younger boys neck. “I’m sorry, babe.” Jay drawled, a chuckle escaping him as Carlos’ body stiffened. Carlos leaned to the side, pulling himself off of Jay and settling back into the older boys side. Another low chuckle escaped Jay as he wrapped his arms around Carlos, resting his chin on the crown of Carlos’ head. The younger boys fingers found Jays back, tracing senseless designs into them as his lips brushed against Jays collarbone. “Kiss me.” Jay mumbled, placing a chaste kiss to Carlos’ forehead as the younger boy pulled back. His eyebrows quirked up, nails scratching softly along Jays back. “Really?” Jay nodded, leaning so his nose brushed up against the petite freckled one centimeters from his face. “You better take your chance now before I realize how vulnerable I’m being, de Vil.” Carlos rested his hand on Jays cheek, counting the seconds in his mind. His decision was made up but he couldn’t will his head to move. Jay chuckled, a whispered ‘Chicken’ slipping past his lips as he leaned into Carlos, connecting their lips in a short but sweet peck. The younger boys eyes popped open, pulling his bottom lip between his teeth as he started to untangle himself from the older boy. Jay whined, wrapping his hand around Carlos’ wrist. Stopping in his tracks half way out of the bed, Carlos turned his attention to Jay. “Where you going?” Jay asked, tugging Carlos back towards him. Carlos nodded towards his bed, trying to break free from the older boys grasp. “You really kissed me.” Jay chuckled, nodding his head as he sat up. “Isn’t that what you wanted, de Vil?” Carlos nodded, leaning so his forehead rested against Jays. “Yeah but now I don’t know. Now I feel I should be in my own bed.” Jay chuckled once more, Carlos’ innocence endearing. “No stay with me. You can sleep, I’ll keep you safe.” Jay mumbled, wrapping his arms around the younger boys shoulders. Carlos sighed, letting his body relax into Jays. The older boy coaxing Carlos to lay back down with him.