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Why did I only post one #HackyHanukah joke this year?
Miraculously, the groans from one joke, lasted all eight days!
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#judaism#jumblr#jewish humor#hanukah#happy hanukkah#hackyhanukah#hackyholiday#chanukah#chanukkah#chaka khan#miss chanandler bong
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Antiochus:
Should I withdraw from Judea? I will abide by the result.
Yes:__
No:__
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Who did Antiochus call when he couldn’t get his program to run in Judea?
The Greek Squad
#hackyhanukah#judaism#jumblr#jewish humor#hanukah#hannukkah#chanukah#shmanukah#wouldn’t run on Maccabee iOS
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How old was Judah Maccabee’s father?
He was so old that he was still using a Matisyahoo email account.
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Why couldn’t the Greeks hire mercenaries to fight the Maccabees?
The mercenaries wouldn’t accept gyro-currency.
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What was the unreasonable demand King Antiochus made?
He wanted the Israelites to worship digital NFTs of his idols.
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Hacky Hanukah
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I have a Hanukkah joke
But you won’t get it. You just get socks.
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Hacky Hanukah
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Taking stock, as another Hacky Hanukah comes to a close.
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What Hanukah miracle are we celebrating?
Scientists at the Lawrence Livermore Laboratory got more energy out of their menorah than they put in.
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