#habenero pepper

[akkivee]

Intensely Spicy Curry Training: Hypmic Curry Drama Track TL

Kuukou: Y’all sure took your sweet time getting here! I’ve already got everything prepared!

Jyushi: But didn’t you tell us to meet you at the temple?

Hitoya: If we’re making curry, why the hell are we way out in the mountains to do it?

Kuukou: Because I just had a great idea. Check this out!

Jyushi: Ooooh, look at all this meat! So, we’re going to be using all of this in our curry?

Hitoya: Beef and chicken, huh? I guess it would make sense not cook these while inside your temple.

Kuukou: You’re half right, and half wrong.

Jyushi: What do you mean?

Kuukou: I don’t plan to make just any ol’ curry. Now it’s time for the both of y’all to mince the hell out of this meat!!

Hitoya: I didn’t know whether to expect if a corrupt little monk such as yourself knew how to cook, but I’m surprised. Instead of using something pre-made, if we pound and mince the meat ourselves, we’d get a far more superior product. Is that what you were thinking?

Jyushi: Oh, I see! That’s amazing, Kuukou-san!

Hitoya: So, where’d you put the food processor?

Kuukou: Ah?? The hell are you on? You’re grinding this meat with your bare hands.

Jyushi: …Eh?

Kuukou: Jyushi, you’re on beef! Hitoya, you’re taking the chicken! Punch it with everything you’ve got and make minced meat out of it!! This is a new training session I thought up!

Hitoya: What the hell is this fool saying??

Jyushi: B-But there’s so much meat!! Grinding it by hand is impossible!!

Kuukou: I don’t want to hear any complaints!! You don’t know that unless you try!

Jyushi & Hitoya: *reluctantly pounds the meat by hand*

Jyushi: *tearfully* …My body’s going to become minced meat before the actual beef!

Hitoya: Damn it, I can’t believe I let my guard down like this…! I shouldn’t have expected we’d simply make curry…!

Kuukou: You can’t expect to get anywhere with a weak spirit behind weak fists like that!! Lemme show you how it’s done!

Kuukou: *starts punching*

Hitoya: You bastard, those are vegetables!!

Jyushi: E-Even I could mince a tomato by hand!

Kuukou: It doesn’t matter either way!! Whether it’s vegetables or meat, all that matters is the heart you’re putting behind it!!

Jyushi: T-That doesn’t make any sense…!!

Kuukou: “Enlightenment can be attained through one thousand fists!” Don’t just keep yapping and put some energy into your hips and legs too!

Hitoya: Tch, I don’t see any way out of this… Then, I might as well get it over with…!! UWOOOOOOOOOAAAARRRRGHHHH!!!!!!!! *maximum effort punching*

Jyushi: H-Hitoya-san??

Kuukou: Hyahaha! There’s the effort I wanna see!

Jyushi: Guh… Because My God has unshackled the chains binding his true power, I, too, must unlock mine to continue alongside him…! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!! *maximum effort punching*

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Jyushi: I-I can’t move another inch…

Hitoya: Ugh… I can’t even take the cap off my water bottle…

Kuukou: *sighs* It’s pretty pathetic to be that exhausted just from cooking.

Hitoya: You…!!!

Jyushi: But, I think it would be really nice if our training efforts could be felt by those eating our curry…!

Hitoya: …Well, I don’t think I’d say it like that, but I agree with the sentiment.

*the trees rustle and the birds chirp and there is peace*

Kuukou: The fuck are y’all talking about? There’s no point to this if the people who eating aren’t going through training too.

Jyushi: Eh?

Kuukou: Training can only be felt when you grow from the trials you’ve experienced yourself. Hopping off from other people’s efforts won’t mean shit.

Jyushi: B-but I mean, we’ll still be serving the curry to others once it’s finished cooking, right?

Kuukou: Yup. Which is why I’ve got…!

Hitoya: UWAH!! MY EYES!! IT’S IN MY EYES!!

Jyushi: That powder…!!

Hitoya: It’s red chili pepper!! Jyushi, run!! Move upwind so it doesn’t blow and stick to your mucous membrane!!

Jyushi: Eeek!!! *runs away sobbing*

Kuukou: HYAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Hitoya: Kuukou, you bastard, what are you doing? Are you trying to ruin everything we worked on??

Kuukou: I’m not ruining a damn thing! This curry will be spicy so I can provide a remote kind of training!

Hitoya: Stop fucking around!! There’s gotta be a limit!!

Jyushi: *runs back over* I think there’s more chili pepper powder than ingredients now…!!

Kuukou: Then it’s just right! Now try it.

Jyushi: NO!! I will not be eating!! I absolutely refuse!! Don’t even try me!!

Kuukou: Hey stupid, watch it, that’s dangerous!! Stop fighting me and just—Ahh??

Jyushi: T-The inside of the pot is pitch black……!!

Hitoya: Obviously. Chili peppers burn easily. Haah… Let’s just remake the curry.

Jyushi: But doesn’t that mean we’ll have to mince more meat??

Kuukou: Whatever, I was thinking our “Intensely Spicy Curry Training” was made too halfheartedly anyway!! Time to give it all I got and win this championship!!

[zero-way-out]

Headcanon: I was thinking about how on earth, food tends to be spicer the closer you are to the equator/the hotter the climate you are in.

(the leading theory as to why is the combination of peppers growing well in these climates and spices being antimicrobial which will keep food good for longer in hot climates)

So i think that vulcan food is incredibly spicy, and vulcans have incredible heat tolerance.

I love imagining that humans just assume that vulcan food is bland, like how vulcans themselves appear to humans. But under the surface just like vulcans themselves, their food is extreme.

[fleshengine]

Even if I don’t put the hotsauce I’m given on my burrito, I still eat that shit later.

[penumbramewtwos]

Me: "I'm not that great at faces ...... Oh I guess these are ok" XD

[briarpatch-kids]

PLANT FACT: the first "leaves" on a seedling aren't true leaves. They're called cotyledons and they usually die off once the plant is more developed. Once there's more leaves beyond the first one or two cotyledons those are the first "true" leaves!

These pepper plants are at the cotyledon stage, you can see the baby leaves coming out though. There's more than one plant in the pot because sometimes seeds don't grow or what does grow comes out wrong.

Once they get their true leaves I'll pick the best plant and pinch the other one off so they don't compete for nutrients and growing space. I've had seedlings sprout fully white before, those ones get pinched off because they can't use light to make food and will die on their when the seed runs out of nutrients to help it.

These pepper plants are a week or two older than the first set, they have their true leaves. The extra pepper sprout has been pinched off and the final pepper that gets planted in the garden is chosen.

[morethansalad]

Chickpea Doubles with Tamarind and Scotch Bonnet Pepper Sauce (Vegan with vegetable broth in lieu of chicken broth)

[regalgenesis]

Habenero Cookie relationship chart

[yeetbean]

ate my first home grown strawberry today! it was sooo tasty you are so jealous. you wish you were me.

[ooccoo]

i cant imagine anyone not liking peppers but then again i did grow up vegetarian in the southwest so

[gangler]

I just had the best submarine sandwich of my life.

I don't get all the people who are like "Subway is bad. It's yucky food that tastes gross."

That was a transcendent experience for me. I was closer to the divine for a moment.

[wishful-seeker]

My love language is growing my bfs favorite food for him.

[baphofemme]

i am. craving cheese right now

[whatwenthereagain]

Words of advice:

Don't eat habenero peppers. Trust me.

I've downed three cups of milk and chugged who knows how much cold tap water.

Don't do it. It's not worth it. You will suffer. Those little orange bastards will sear your tongue off.

[mordacitatis]

the one (1) habenero i have managed to grow

[littlechibs]

i am actually genuinely mad about that poll i just reblogged bc it really just said "pick the pepper" and then showed me 4 different types of peppers and then when i clicked the habenero bc i wasnt sure WHICH pepper to pick it was wrong bc apparently it wanted me to pick the bell pepper!!!!!!!!!!!! like how was i supposed to know that when all you said was "pick the pepper" and showed me 4 different peppers!!! BITCH THEYRE ALL PEPPERS!!!!! SPECIFIC WHICH PEPPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[morethansalad]

Vegan Saka Saka (Congolese Cassava Leaf & Spinach Stew)