#habenero pepper

[akkivee]

Intensely Spicy Curry Training: Hypmic Curry Drama Track TL

Kuukou: Y’all sure took your sweet time getting here! I’ve already got everything prepared!

Jyushi: But didn’t you tell us to meet you at the temple?

Hitoya: If we’re making curry, why the hell are we way out in the mountains to do it?

Kuukou: Because I just had a great idea. Check this out!

Jyushi: Ooooh, look at all this meat! So, we’re going to be using all of this in our curry?

Hitoya: Beef and chicken, huh? I guess it would make sense not cook these while inside your temple.

Kuukou: You’re half right, and half wrong.

Jyushi: What do you mean?

Kuukou: I don’t plan to make just any ol’ curry. Now it’s time for the both of y’all to mince the hell out of this meat!!

Hitoya: I didn’t know whether to expect if a corrupt little monk such as yourself knew how to cook, but I’m surprised. Instead of using something pre-made, if we pound and mince the meat ourselves, we’d get a far more superior product. Is that what you were thinking?

Jyushi: Oh, I see! That’s amazing, Kuukou-san!

Hitoya: So, where’d you put the food processor?

Kuukou: Ah?? The hell are you on? You’re grinding this meat with your bare hands.

Jyushi: …Eh?

Kuukou: Jyushi, you’re on beef! Hitoya, you’re taking the chicken! Punch it with everything you’ve got and make minced meat out of it!! This is a new training session I thought up!

Hitoya: What the hell is this fool saying??

Jyushi: B-But there’s so much meat!! Grinding it by hand is impossible!!

Kuukou: I don’t want to hear any complaints!! You don’t know that unless you try!

Jyushi & Hitoya: *reluctantly pounds the meat by hand*

Jyushi: *tearfully* …My body’s going to become minced meat before the actual beef!

Hitoya: Damn it, I can’t believe I let my guard down like this…! I shouldn’t have expected we’d simply make curry…!

Kuukou: You can’t expect to get anywhere with a weak spirit behind weak fists like that!! Lemme show you how it’s done!

Kuukou: *starts punching*

Hitoya: You bastard, those are vegetables!!

Jyushi: E-Even I could mince a tomato by hand!

Kuukou: It doesn’t matter either way!! Whether it’s vegetables or meat, all that matters is the heart you’re putting behind it!!

Jyushi: T-That doesn’t make any sense…!!

Kuukou: “Enlightenment can be attained through one thousand fists!” Don’t just keep yapping and put some energy into your hips and legs too!

Hitoya: Tch, I don’t see any way out of this… Then, I might as well get it over with…!! UWOOOOOOOOOAAAARRRRGHHHH!!!!!!!! *maximum effort punching*

Jyushi: H-Hitoya-san??

Kuukou: Hyahaha! There’s the effort I wanna see!

Jyushi: Guh… Because My God has unshackled the chains binding his true power, I, too, must unlock mine to continue alongside him…! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!! *maximum effort punching*

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Jyushi: I-I can’t move another inch…

Hitoya: Ugh… I can’t even take the cap off my water bottle…

Kuukou: *sighs* It’s pretty pathetic to be that exhausted just from cooking.

Hitoya: You…!!!

Jyushi: But, I think it would be really nice if our training efforts could be felt by those eating our curry…!

Hitoya: …Well, I don’t think I’d say it like that, but I agree with the sentiment.

*the trees rustle and the birds chirp and there is peace*

Kuukou: The fuck are y’all talking about? There’s no point to this if the people who eating aren’t going through training too.

Jyushi: Eh?

Kuukou: Training can only be felt when you grow from the trials you’ve experienced yourself. Hopping off from other people’s efforts won’t mean shit.

Jyushi: B-but I mean, we’ll still be serving the curry to others once it’s finished cooking, right?

Kuukou: Yup. Which is why I’ve got…!

Hitoya: UWAH!! MY EYES!! IT’S IN MY EYES!!

Jyushi: That powder…!!

Hitoya: It’s red chili pepper!! Jyushi, run!! Move upwind so it doesn’t blow and stick to your mucous membrane!!

Jyushi: Eeek!!! *runs away sobbing*

Kuukou: HYAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Hitoya: Kuukou, you bastard, what are you doing? Are you trying to ruin everything we worked on??

Kuukou: I’m not ruining a damn thing! This curry will be spicy so I can provide a remote kind of training!

Hitoya: Stop fucking around!! There’s gotta be a limit!!

Jyushi: *runs back over* I think there’s more chili pepper powder than ingredients now…!!

Kuukou: Then it’s just right! Now try it.

Jyushi: NO!! I will not be eating!! I absolutely refuse!! Don’t even try me!!

Kuukou: Hey stupid, watch it, that’s dangerous!! Stop fighting me and just���Ahh??

Jyushi: T-The inside of the pot is pitch black……!!

Hitoya: Obviously. Chili peppers burn easily. Haah… Let’s just remake the curry.

Jyushi: But doesn’t that mean we’ll have to mince more meat??

Kuukou: Whatever, I was thinking our “Intensely Spicy Curry Training” was made too halfheartedly anyway!! Time to give it all I got and win this championship!!

[fleshengine]

Even if I don’t put the hotsauce I’m given on my burrito, I still eat that shit later.

[penumbramewtwos]

Me: "I'm not that great at faces ...... Oh I guess these are ok" XD

[briarpatch-kids]

PLANT FACT: the first "leaves" on a seedling aren't true leaves. They're called cotyledons and they usually die off once the plant is more developed. Once there's more leaves beyond the first one or two cotyledons those are the first "true" leaves!

These pepper plants are at the cotyledon stage, you can see the baby leaves coming out though. There's more than one plant in the pot because sometimes seeds don't grow or what does grow comes out wrong.

Once they get their true leaves I'll pick the best plant and pinch the other one off so they don't compete for nutrients and growing space. I've had seedlings sprout fully white before, those ones get pinched off because they can't use light to make food and will die on their when the seed runs out of nutrients to help it.

These pepper plants are a week or two older than the first set, they have their true leaves. The extra pepper sprout has been pinched off and the final pepper that gets planted in the garden is chosen.

[lowkeloki]

Heirloom pugs.

[regalgenesis]

Habenero Cookie relationship chart

[yeetbean]

ate my first home grown strawberry today! it was sooo tasty you are so jealous. you wish you were me.

[askthepeppers]

Can you beat the heat?

This blog is a roleplay and ask blog based around the various pepper themed Cookies from Cookie Run.

[Main Muses]

Red Pepper Cookie

“Hot fists and steel kicks!”

Red Pepper Cookie spends most of his time training to become the greatest and toughest Muay Thai fighter in the world. He throws firey punches and blazing kicks all day and night, hoping that his blazing fighting spirit shall become known to everyone who comes across him.

Chili Pepper Cookie

“Lost your coins?”

Despite being the sister of Red Pepper Cookie, Chili Pepper Cookie doesn’t follow in her brother’s footsteps. Watch your back behind her, because she’s looking for riches, and you might be her next victim! Her theivery knows no bounds, as she’s looking for the shinest treasures she can get her hands on! Better keep away from her if you value your precious treasures.

Bell Pepper Cookie

“My robots are the bestest! …I mean, best!”

Having been created by robots, Bell Pepper Cookie holds the belief that he was chosen by them to become the greatest roboticist known to Cookiekind. He spends his time building high-tech robots of all kinds in his lab, showing off his impressive skills in robotics design. You’d think he’d get along with other Cookies of his age, but that simply isn’t the case! However, he does wish for a friend so that he doesn’t feel too lonely in his lab.

Peperoncino Cookie

“I only want… one thing…”

After losing his son to the ravaged terrain of the Dragon’s Valley, Peperoncino Cookie was left with a sinking feeling in his heart. Until one fateful day, when he witnessed a flaming Cookie rise from the lava of the Dragon’s Valley with intense strength! Having seen this, Peperoncino Cookie’s feelings were lifted as he wished to harness the power that he had seen.

Habenero Cookie

“Heh heh! I’m the strongest Cookie in the WORLD!”

Peperoncino Cookie’s son, and the so called “strongest Cookie”, by himself, of course. Wielding his hammer, he found his way to the Dragon’s Valley, hoping to become stronger, but he fell down a cliff. He did not perish, however, as he braved the treacherous terrain of the underside of the Dragon’s Valley, and was soon rescued by Peperoncino Cookie, as well as another Cookie who was gathering information on the Dragon’s Valley.

Other Cookies will appear if the story calls for it.

Ask rules plus other resources are under the cut.

[RULES]

Proshippers, NSFW Artists, and other weird people, be gone!

Do not interact if you fall under the critera stated above. You WILL be blocked without hesitation.

Please specify which Cookie(s) you’re asking.

If you don’t specify a specific Cookie when asking a question, then your ask will simply be discarded. This rule exists so things don’t get too confusing.

Try not to be too spicy, okay?

Please do not send asks that are overly risque, especially if they are targeted towards the child Cookies. I don’t need to explain why this rule is here. You will be repromanded, and continued sending of risque asks will be grounds for a block.

Don’t try to be funny by intentionally breaking rules.

Breaking the listed rules here for “the funny” is not funny. You are not funny by doing this, and you will be blocked.

[Tag Guide]

Red Pepper Cookie = 🥊 (#🥊red pepper speaks🥊)

Chili Pepper Cookie = 🔪 (#🔪chili pepper speaks🔪)

Bell Pepper Cookie = 🤖 (#🤖bell pepper speaks🤖)

Peperoncino Cookie = 🗡️ (#🗡️peperoncino speaks🗡️)

Habenero Cookie = 🔨 (#🔨habenero speaks🔨)

OOC = 🔥 (#🔥ooc🔥)

[gangler]

I just had the best submarine sandwich of my life.

I don't get all the people who are like "Subway is bad. It's yucky food that tastes gross."

That was a transcendent experience for me. I was closer to the divine for a moment.

[wishful-seeker]

My love language is growing my bfs favorite food for him.

[baphofemme]

i am. craving cheese right now

[whatwenthereagain]

Words of advice:

Don't eat habenero peppers. Trust me.

I've downed three cups of milk and chugged who knows how much cold tap water.

Don't do it. It's not worth it. You will suffer. Those little orange bastards will sear your tongue off.

[mordacitatis]

the one (1) habenero i have managed to grow

[littlechibs]

i am actually genuinely mad about that poll i just reblogged bc it really just said "pick the pepper" and then showed me 4 different types of peppers and then when i clicked the habenero bc i wasnt sure WHICH pepper to pick it was wrong bc apparently it wanted me to pick the bell pepper!!!!!!!!!!!! like how was i supposed to know that when all you said was "pick the pepper" and showed me 4 different peppers!!! BITCH THEYRE ALL PEPPERS!!!!! SPECIFIC WHICH PEPPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[teaboot]

any kind of sandwich you would kill for

when I was a broke ass starving college student sleeping under benches an hour a night and jumping the ticket machine at the train I once made a spaghetti sandwich that consisted of buttered toast with salt and pepper filled with spaghetti. It remains to this day the best sandwich I've ever eaten

Close second of the same Era was a full loaf of unsliced French bread filled with a cream cheese, rice, and habenero pepper mush that weighed approximately six pounds nine ounces. Just carried that fucker around all day like a hefty carb baby. Took two days to finish the whole thing, breakfast lunch and dinner

Current favourite is a Subway footlong pizza sub with double pepperoni, untoasted, habenero cheese, every vegetable except olives, and ranch salad dressing. Proper consumption is "entire thing in one sitting followed by three days of agony".

Thank you for coming to my talk

[prolibytherium]

questiokn do you still have your evil tea recipe to clean out ur sinuses 🙏 i miss being able to breathe

I can't find the post so remaking it

EVIL HOT TODDY

Ingredience: (*= hard requirement)

Water *

Garlic (as much as you can handle) *

honey *

some sort of throat-soothing tea for a base like licorice or echinacea or etc. You won't be able to taste it

liquor* (traditionally Fireball, you kind of want this beverage to be as dogshit as possible). If non alcoholic add apple cider vinegar I guess

apple cider vinegar

lemon or lime juice

cayenne pepper *

Actually hot pepper, dealer's choice. Sometimes I chop a habenero.

anything else in your possession that seems vaguely medicinal. Herbs. Juices. Dissolve a couple of cough drops. Who gives a fuck.

STEPS

Boil water and steep tea base and add everything except the garlic/liquor

chop/crush garlic. Let it sit for 10 minutes, which I read somewhere 'activates' its antibacterial properties, which is probably bullshit but I like the mystery so I'm not fact checking it.

Add garlic after 10 minute 'activation' period

Steep until it has started to cool enough to drink. DO NOT REMOVE THE GARLIC. YOU HAVE TO DRINK IT WITH THE GARLIC.

Add liquor once it's at a drinkable temperature, you don't want the alcohol content reduced.

Consume

Eat the garlic too

You are now at least a little drunk and have no remaining sensation in your throat, thus solving the problem of your sore throat

You will now smell like garlic for days