#habbycat

[fiannalover]

Imagine you're chilling at the briefcase's top bunk bed which you got the rights to by beating Astolfo in hand to hand combat and suddenly a domesticated feral cat shows up and starts biting people and no one can catch the cat because it's very small and running all over the place freaked the fuck out by the new location and the fact it has a gun

[philautiad]

NP5 HABBYCAT LET'S GOOOOOO!

[butterkofiinthemorning]

You made me cry, so I'm gonna grail you so hard. NP5 you and maxxed out your skills.

Habbycat - my beloved along with Castoria and Aesc.

Yes, of course I will.

Of course.

[catacini]

lb6 pt2 spoilers

losing my mind at how morgan's method of dealing with calamities is to just not bother. to reject dealing with them at all. to send them back in time and make them the tormentors of a version of herself that still gave a shit. the version of herself she'd already severed herself from mentally, and could no longer reach at all. even with the line cut, she still took all her own problems and compulsively punished aesc's hope by making her fix them. saying "it doesn't matter, because i'm here, so even if she gets hurt or fails or dies it doesn't matter." methodical, emotionless self harm. "i'm solving the problem, so it's justified." when aesc never would have made a calamity someone else's problem. morgan became yet another faerie actively choosing to torment aesc. she became her own monster.

and then, by mistake, sending mash instead. mash proving her worth as a guardian not just of the faeries, but going out of her way to protect their land - evacuating the people wasn't enough; mash wanted to protect britain. and by a complete slip of the hand (not in recognition of this act of respect), she gets teleported to the version of morgan who still cares and has enough heart left to openly suffer. that vulnerable version of her that has been punished and disrespected by faerie britain's heartless queen for so long.

and mash answers that vulnerability with compassion and trust. because she's mash! always has been. it would be more surprising if mash didn't go out of her way to help aesc the savior. i mean, she's mash. she becomes the first tam lin. she leaves her future(/past) self a role to live up to, but she also becomes aesc's first trusted warrior. morgan blindly struck out at anything that looked at her funny, and by mistake and against her will, she created her own hero.

of course nothing mash did for aesc could reach the husk that is morgan. the line is severed. the chance to comfort her has passed. but it was assumed that in this battle, mash would be the one best suited to righting fallen aesc's wrongs. maybe even reaching a bit of her heart in the final moments, like killing a zombie version of someone you love and hoping against all odds for a flash of recognition at the end. this is the part of the story where she says she's proud before fading away.

but that's not aesc's story and it never was. she became morgan in a fiery challenge to the story of rejection she was born into. if you'll hurt her without her deserving it, fine! let her deserve it! you'll get your monster. covering her ears, not using her unmatched strength to defeat calamities, never acknowledging her grief or her desperation for self harm even when she has everything she decided was worth pursuing.

and it doesn't feel better. it's not more fun when you deserve that suffering. it's not a relief to have earned their ire for once. she doesn't feel any satisfaction at having been the bad guy. because the people that killed her never did it for justice. because the humans that sought justice could never be permitted to kill aesc, she who is damned by faeries. it would always be on a whim and for the hell of it. she could earn a place for herself in hell a hundred times over, and they would never put her to justice. there is no justice. just ripping her apart for the fun of it. every time.

i'm sure mash is going to have a wonderful time at the coronation. didn't kill morgan. didn't reach aesc. "the most beautiful fairy" aurora congratulating her after having proudly said that aesc killed the first human king. justice was served, right? she's dead! that's justice, isn't it?

i'm guessing without morgan or stor-stor's weight on the world's thumbtack, britain's gonna slough off of cernunnos like dead skin during the coronation. gonna be honest with you. i can't wait!

[aqours]

NYA, NYA, NYA NYA NYA!

NYA NYA NYA NYAAAAAAAAAAAA!

[julio-claudian-saberface]

In today's interlude nibbles, Gareth has PTSD and mini-Kama casually drops that she is incapable of loving herself.

[chaoticcandies1]

woe habbycat be upon ye

still image under cut

[reignsan]

Wada Mash and Habbycat

[thepianofairy]

Habbycat~

[nasuversekinkmeme]

Morgan of Proper Human History is a storybook villain with an infamously amorous, brutal, and impulsive character, but this Morgan had those aspects weathered away by the passage of time, leaving her a tranquil, intelligent woman—a frustrated, or perhaps reformed, nation-ruining beauty. Everything, from sensual pleasures, to the thrill of hurting someone, to the exhilaration of self-fulfillment, is, in Morgan's own words, "Boring. I tire of such things." However, her qualities are simply subdued, not gone. If she were to find herself in dire enough circumstances, her old wicked ways and preferences might reemerge. -Morgan's Profile 6 Protector of Brides: EX In the face of any adversity, any problem, any ill treatment, Habetrot's desire is always to make a bride happy, NO MATTER WHAT! This skill grants a variety of support effects to a single person, and its effects are limited to women. -Habetrot's Profile 4 Habetrot helps Mash with a rather personal relationship problem.

[original prompt]

[picaroroboto]

Habetrot's whole supporter of brides thing isn't like she's some sort of stan of the institution of marriage, I don't think they even had that concept in Faerie Britain, she loves brides because they're symbolic of someone with a happy future ahead of them. That's what makes me emotional seeing her root so hard for Mash and Guda. They've been through and will continue going through some tough stuff, such that it's hard to believe that a happy future is even possible for them, but here's little Habetrot wholeheartedly supporting their happiness and doing everything in her power to help. Love is stored in the Habbycat

[fiannalover]

[philautiad]

This is the luckiest FP roll I'll ever have

[fgo-husbandry]

So recently, my Mash and I came back from a trip to Britain. When we got back, I noticed there was a small creature that seems to be following her around. Mash claims it’s a cat, but last I checked, cats aren’t pink. Or bipedal. Any idea what they could be?

Congrats on your new Habetrot, Anon! She’s probably bonded with your Mash as her newest bride. Habbycats have a natural tendency to seek out and devote themselves to the happiness of future brides, which in turn brings them fulfillment as fairies. They’re sooooooo cute and good, I love Habetrots….Please consider accepting her into your household if you’re able to do so! You won’t regret it.

~Mod Berserker

[hasmashdoneanythingwrong]

I think it’s funny that firing the black barrel killed Boggart, but Habbycat can fire it nonstop and be fine.

She's just built differently, it's fine!

To Boggart's credit, he also fired it more than once without immediately keeling over.

[aqours]

tbh think i'll probably grail habetrot to 90 at some point