#habanero papyrus

[veigascc]

This post was edited on the 21 of February 2024

So I made this list for myself so that I could remember all the nicknames for the swapfell/fellswap sans and papyrus but I thought i should share it since I have seen people use the wrong nicknames for the wrong sanses so here’s the list

swapfell purple sans and papyrus

sfp sans nickname is blackberry black or grape and sfp papyrus is cash or money

fellswap gold sans and papyrus

fsg sans nickname is wine and fsg papyrus is coffee

swapfell red sans and papyrus

sfr sans nickname is razzberry or razz and sfr papyrus is mutt rus and slim

fellswap magenta sans and papyrus

bros fsm sans nickname is dragon (fruit) and fsm papyrus is habanero

And finally fellswapX sans and papyrus

fsx sans nickname is gin and fsx papyrus is pepper

[fellswap-magenta]

Papyrus

-Neutral

Aliases

LAZY BONES (Sans)

papyrus the skeleton (Himself)

Headless bystander (Temmie)

Japanese Pronouns

Ore (Boku) / Kimi

＊16 Years Old and slightly Shorter than UT!Papyrus.

＊Very Harmless and Doesn’t get Angry easily.

＊Says “wow-ees”

＊Wears “A Clown Wig and Foam Clown Nose” When He first met You.

＊Likes Practical Jokes.

＊Couldn’t buy Alcohols and had to drink Habanero Sauce instead.

＊Blows A Party Horn.

＊Sells Empanada with Chorizo Filling.

＊Owns Pet Rock named “STEAK”

＊In Japanese, He calls Sans “aniki”, Also When He’s alone with Sans, His First Person Pronoun is “boku”

＊He bought Thick-Soled Sneakers to disguise His Short Stature. Next Day, For Some Unknown Reason, Sans bought High Heels.

＊Has Hearts Vinyl Sticker Packs for put on Sans.

＊Heard quietly to The Penance of One Monster through The Door of The Ruins.

＊Usually He has no Pupils, But He has Variety Shaped Pupils and He shows Them When He’s faking He feels Strong Emotions.

＊His Emotions are Poor, But He lives comfortably. It is what It will be. Except for The Serious Problem of Not Even Feeling for His Brother.

＊Feels sick about Killing A Human Child.

＊Knows about RESET.

＊He’s just stopped Interfering.

＊He’s Soulless but His Appearance is sprinkled with Heart Motifs.

Story

His Older Brother Sans didn’t see The Plan to kill all The fallen Humans as A Good Thing and was still in Opposition to The Dictatorial Queen.

Papyrus took No Action When He was informed by A Letter that Sans was to be executed, Nor When He was taken to The Castle on The Day of His Execution. Papyrus didn’t even have A Word to say to His Older Brother returned safely.

Sans have really changed, But He envies Sans for His Vitality and Motivation.

He’s hostile to Temmie, But after A Fierce and Long Battle He fleed from Them and consequently lost The Battle. He has avoided Them ever since But Temmie still keeps An Eye on Him.

In The Battle

i'm going to have one good heaven of a time.

＊ATK : 1 DF : 1 HP : Uselessly High

＊Mainly uses Bone Manipulation and LIGHT BLUE Attacks.

＊His SOUL Manipulation is done by Moving His Additional Right Eye, and It flickers Yellow and Orange.

＊He rarely uses BLUE SOUL Mode and Gaster Blasters Because These drain His Energy.

＊His Special Attack is A 80 Second Incessant Beam Attacks by Gaster Blasters and BLUE SOUL Mode.

＊He never dodges Your Attacks.

＊Bleeds Habanero Sauce After Receiving The Finishing Blow from You.

Sans

-Villain

Aliases

brother / bro / boss (Papyrus)

aniki (Papyrus)

Knave (Toriel)

Japanese Pronouns

Ore (Watashi) / Anta (Anata)

＊19 Years Old.

＊Always Ticked Off and looks Tired.

＊His Right Eye is glowing Red.

＊Laughs “HMPH” or “HA HA HA HA!”

＊Likes Situation Puzzles.

＊Plays The Violin.

＊Cocks Gnocchi. Also He cocks Old Italian Cuisine such as Acquacotta and Risotto.

＊Dishes He cooks are neither Good nor Bad.

＊Likes Chewing Black Dog Licorice.

＊Likes Brown Butter Whiskey. He keeps Them in A Locked Oak Whiskey Cabinet.

＊Collects Occult Figures. (Vampire, Cthulhu, Dragon etc.)

＊He enjoys reading Romance Novels reprinted from Mettablook’s Blog without permission and leaves Passionate Comments Each Time. He would never know They’re Anti-Social.

＊Calls Himself “Notorious” and “Monstrous”

＊He’s very clever but has No Solemnness or Elegance. He manspreads or puts His Feet up on The Table unashamedly.

＊Despite The Fact that The Queen scratched His Right Eye Socket, He seriously and blindly adores Her.

＊Sweats Sometimes.

＊Holds in A Lot of Emotional Stress, So These Powers make His Cape flicker like A Flame.

＊Suppress His Strong Emotions with Making Scary Smile.

＊He killed quite A Few Monsters, Although Not as Many as Nice Cream Guy did.

＊Vows to kill Mortal Humans once He’s on The Surface with His Brother.

＊He has been tried His Best to understand and protect His Younger Brother, But Right Now He's obsessed with The Queen.

Story

He was ridiculed and bullied by The Monsters throughout Snowdin for His Cynical and Nihilistic Personality. Conversely, His Younger Brother blends in with The majority and is Popular as The Edgy Skeleton.

When He got into A Wrangle with Street Hoodlums, He blurted out Insult Words for The Queen. So They Rat Him out to The Royal Guard and They unreasonably sentenced Sans to Execution.

On The Day of His Execution, He chose to fight against The Queen in Front of Onlookers and Alphys, The Leader of The Royal Guard.

To Surprise, He not only dodged The Queen's Scythe Blow, But also killed Several Members of The Royal Guard. He quite caught Her interest and Instead of given Reprieve from Public Execution, He was offered A Place in The Royal Guard. Ever Since He worships and deifies The Queen Toriel Because She has granted Him A Reasons for His Existence.

In The Battle

＊You felt unfamiliar sins crawling on Your back!

＊HP : 1 ATK : High DF : High

＊Uses BLUE SOUL Mode, LIGHT BLUE Attacks and KARMA from The Beginning of The Battle.

＊MOVE! AND YOU WILL NOT SPEAK!!

＊Your Attacks will never hit Him Until 22 Turns have elapsed.

＊His Special Attack Bones are eaten and missed by A Black Dog wearing A White Cat Suit named Annoying Cat.

＊His Theme has Noirscape Leitmotif.

[ratsoh-writes]

What are the boys favorite dairy products!

*breaks fingers* lets gooooo

Sans: cheese puffs. Yes he knows it’s just mass produced chips, no he doesn’t care

Papyrus/Willow: mozzarella cheese!!!

Star/Lilac: mayonnaise has milk in it right?

Honey/Basil: cream cheese!

Red/Rust: chocolate definitely has milk in it.

Edge/Noir: ……. Also chocolate

Mal: tres leches cake!

Cash: spicy habanero pepper cheese!

Oak: Philly cheese steak meat sandwiches. What cheese doesn’t matter

Charm: those baby bell cheeses

Sugar: string cheese!

Lord: cheesy vegetable dip!

Mutt: strawberry milk

Wine: hazelnut ice cream!

Coffee: cookies and cream ice cream!

Pluto: cheesy crackers! Especially cheddar!

Jupiter: nachos!! With nacho cheese of course

Pop: he likes Greek yogurt with pineapple!

Rhythm: Greek yogurt and strawberries!!

G: lol those alcoholic cheese bites they serve with Jell-O shots

Green: he LOVES goat cheese

Peaches: he loves smoothies using milk from his farms cows

Rancher: just straight up milk.

Butch: Muenster cheese!

Boss: those aged cheeses with dried fruit in them

Snipe: that nasty canned cheese spray

Bruiser: whatever strange fake mozzarella blend goes in city pizza

Ace: he likes sour cream on his tacos

Slim: that blueberry flavored cream cheese!

Gears: butter!!!

Compass: he would like to second butter

Lush: Brie cheese

Pepper: feta cheese

Sparks: strawberry milkshakes!

Salt: also cream cheese!

Orion: he likes nacho cheese but on Doritos

Atlas: baby bell cheese balls

Cider: his moms homemade cotija!

Barley: he’s a yogurt fan and will put honey in it

Ram: goat cheese!

Pitch: also goat cheese!

Moose: a plain Greek yogurt that he throws berries on

Maple: heavy cream. He makes his own whipped cream

Fisher: he thinks adding a little bit of milk to his tea is nice

Jasper: cottage cheese! He puts pineapple in it

Hook: chocolate milk with coconut flakes

Captain: plain milk with his morning coffee

Quill: Monterey Jack is his favorite sandwich cheese!

Crow: he likes a strong cheddar

Lens: he always drinks whole milk in the mornings

Cricket: provolone cheese!

Tempo: he likes the cheesy spread you can get on hotdogs

Vibrato: something sweet like milk with a little bit of vanilla added

[keelywolfe]

Drabble: Serving Size (baon)

Summary:  Humor, like beauty, is the eye of the beholder

Note: Sorry, I’ve been forgetting to add drabbles here

Tags:  Spicyhoney, Established Relationships, Domestic Fluff

Part of the ‘by any other name’ series.

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“...so there we were,” Stretch snickered from where he was sprawled out on the sofa. Blue was sitting on the other end, and even with both of Stretch’s legs draped over the arm, the top of his skull was pressed to his brother’s thigh. “at the coffee shop and both of us had to get a venti, right, big ol’ tall cups, ‘cause anything less is for cowards who can’t hold their caffeine.”

“I don’t believe your choice in beverage size is what determines your nature, Papy,” Blue said primly.

From the corner where he was setting out plates on the folding table set up for the movie night snacks, Papyrus called, “Yes, it isn’t the size of the beverage but rather, the wonders that it contains!

“mine had two extra shots of espresso, so i’m in the lead,” Stretch said. “anyway, we’re walking towards the door out of the shop and edge has both of our drinks. and you know how he has to wear those long jackets so he can get the proper swoosh on the turns.”

“always has to be the fucking drama queen,” Red muttered. He was lying on the other sofa in a position remarkably similar to Stretch, only he was short enough that Sans could take a mirror position on the other side. “surprised he doesn’t still wear the scarf to swirl around.”

“don’t worry, he still gets plenty of miles on the scarf,” Stretch leered, “these days it’s more likely to get tied up in a running gag.” He ran his tongue over his teeth and a chorus of groans rounded the room, with Sans as the sole person snickering. “so, anyhow, we’re heading to the door, and this kid comes in before we can get through it.”

Edge said nothing, focused on setting out the various snacks that he’d brought over. The honey habanero buffalo wings hardly needed such careful positioning, nor the celery and the little cups filled with blue cheese dressing. None of them were about to last long once the crowd over there came to fill their plates, but if he focused on this, he wouldn’t need to hear the end of the story. He’d lived the event once and the memory of his coat tail getting caught in the door, yanking him off his feet and spilling the contents of two coffee cups over his head was not one he cared to re-endure. His husband hadn’t been remotely amused at the time, kneeling at his side in an instant to make sure he wasn’t hurt, and unexpected sting of Stretch’s laughter now was worse than the spilled coffee had been.

Focused as he was on the snack trays, he almost didn’t hear Stretch say, “actually, you know what? it’s not that funny, never mind.”

Red actually pushed up on one elbow to grumble out, “aw, come on, you can’t end it there!”

“sure, i can,” Stretch said cheerfully. He rolled over and stuck his tongue out at Red while simultaneously flipping him a middle finger. “you can live with disappointment.”

“been living with that most of my life.” But he let it drop, accepting the plate of cocktail wieners that Papyrus thrust into his hands, using a sharpened fingertip to skewer one like a sort of bony toothpick.

From behind him Edge could hear movement and he was not surprised when Stretch sidled up, both slim arms wrapping around Edge as he leaned heavily against Edge’s back, trusting him to keep them both on their feet.

“You didn’t have to stop,” Edge told him quietly. “I didn’t say a word.”

“babe, you were thinking ‘please, don’t’ so loudly i about lost an hp point,” Stretch said wryly. “i get it, i don’t need to share your super embarrassing stories.”

“I beg your pardon,” Edge said. He kept his voice light and teasing, only a tinged with gratitude. “Despite my preference for long coats, I was not actually wearing a cape, therefore the story is only regular embarrassing, there was nothing super about it.”

Stretch chuckled, the sharp puff of breath against the sensitive bones of his cervical vertebra made Edge shiver. “didn’t those cartoons we watched teach you anything? real heroes don’t need capes.” He let go of Edge to scoop up a plate. “now let me load up on the goods before we see what the movie of the week is.”

Normally, Edge would have made him wait his turn and no amount of wheedling would change his mind. This one time, he allowed Stretch unlimited access to the snack table, an unspoken reward for an unasked kindness.

Papyrus was right, it wasn’t the size, it was what it contained, and that was true for both coffee cups and souls.

And perhaps neither of them wore a cape, but when they returned home, Edge wasn’t ruling out a chance to get a little more mileage on that old scarf.

-fin

[freshouttaparsnips]

Somehow it had never come up just how and why Leo had been stealing from their garbage for weeks. The skeleton had been so grateful for a place to sleep and plenty of food to eat that it hadn’t been an issue, not until Edge was sitting at the kitchen table, writing out reports for his job, Leo crashed out on the couch.

Leo’s mouth was hanging open, fangs showing as he snored, and Edge found himself staring as he wondered just… why Leo was homeless in the first place.

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Somehow it had never come up just how and why Leo had been stealing from their garbage for weeks. The skeleton had been so grateful for a place to sleep and plenty of food to eat that it hadn’t been an issue, not until Edge was sitting at the kitchen table, writing out reports for his job, Leo crashed out on the couch.

Leo’s mouth was hanging open, fangs showing as he snored, and Edge found himself staring as he wondered just… why Leo was homeless in the first place.

Yes the guy was kind of clueless, but he was nowhere near stupid.

Which was why it was a bit strange that he didn’t really like the others all that much.

He’d imprinted on Edge, that was for certain. Edge knew that the day that he’d woken up with Leo sleeping on the end of his bed, sacked out in the worst possible sleeping position. Edge had only covered him up with a blanket and started his day, Leo screeching into the kitchen later to grab his bowl of oatmeal and the switch and set up on the couch where he could see Edge.

Why had he been homeless? Why was he eating out of the garbage? Why didn’t he care for Sans or Papyrus or Blue or Stretch?

Well, Stretch Edge could see, the guy was a little bit of an asshole on his bad days, but weren’t they all? The others, Edge really didn’t understand the inherent distrust… except maybe he did.

Thinking about it, Leo did give off the characteristics of a hurt and abandoned animal. He had sentience of course, the kid snoring like a chainsaw on his couch, drool falling from the corner of his mouth.

But he didn’t trust easily. Sure, he trusted Edge and Red with his life now, would even fight for them, if what Red had to say was true. But in the beginning? There was none. Edge was the person who fed him and told him where to go and what to do and that was the extent.

These days? Leo would bring over his switch to ask Edge what a certain type of flower was called on his game. Edge would pass by later to find the island covered in that type of flower, several different colors to be seen.

He’d been asking Red to help with grilling food, even though the fire clearly made him anxious. He’d successfully flipped a few of the steaks the last time it’d been warm enough to grill out, Red having an almost paternal look of pride on his face as Leo regaled Edge with his exploits of messing with the grill.

He was so different now… so much so that it made sense that he didn’t trust the other yet.

And upon that revelation, there was a knock at the door.

Edge sighed, setting down his pen and paper he’d been writing signatures on, heading for the door and noticing that Leo, while to the eye still asleep, was no longer obnoxiously snoring. Deciding to leave it be, Edge answered the door, finding Blue on the other side with a large tupperware box that smelled somewhat spicy.

“Hello Blue, what can I do for you? I’m afraid Red isn’t home.”

Blue flushed his namesake, Edge smirking a little as he waved his hand.

“I’m not here for my boyfriend, but thank you Edge.” Shuffling with his hands, he offered the tupperware. “Leo said over the phone with Red and I that he’d never been able to try anything hotter than a jalapeno, and I told him I’d make something suitably hot for him to try!”

Edge took the box, lifting the lid to find a glorious platter of nachos… with what smelled of habaneros scattered through the salsa.

“...Thank you, Blue. I’ll see that he tries it, at least. I’m not sure what his heat tolerance is yet.”

Blue winked, backing away as he started back down to his car. “No worries, I’m sure it’ll get eaten by someone!”

Edge chuckled, waving goodbye as Blue hopped into his car and backed down the driveway, watching to make sure he made it alright before turning back in the house. He had somewhat expected the sight of a still drooling Leo to find him, wide awake and crouched on the couch with his eyelights focused hard on the tupperware.

Edge sighed, but was definitely smiling as he beckoned Leo to follow him to the kitchen while he heated up a portion.

It didn’t really matter if Leo enjoyed the dish or not, seeing as how, like Blue had said, it’d get eaten either way.

What really mattered was the extended hand of companionship, and… it was something that Edge appreciated for something he cared so much about.

[underimagines]

Let's talk about headcanons about Food

Now, Mod Sync here is a decent enough cook. Put a recipe in front of me and I’ll be able to cook almost anything, and I can cook some things from just memory. I was making omelettes and looking up recipes and I wondered “What about the Undertale cast? What do they eat outside the game?” So, here are some things I’ve thought up about the main four!

If anyone remembers the Anniversary Q&A that happened (oh, who am I kidding, of course you guys do), then we know some things about that already. HOWEVER, I’m only going to partially use this info here. These are headcanons after all, so I don’t have to quite follow canon. 

Now, if you wish to continue, I shall leave these under a Read more, because this is gonna get wordy and also for you guys who are avoiding food for whatever reason. Also will include some other AUs.

Undertale Cast

Sans, without a doubt, loves anything greasy and fried. Pub food in partcular; burgers and fries are his go-to faves obviously, but also cheese sticks, stuffed potato skins, fried pickled, and so on. Hot pockets and mini pizza bites become a staple in his diet once on the surface. Anything he can pop in the microwave real quick. Also, mac and cheese with all the ketchup.

On the healthier side of things; He’s also very fond of anything with a large amount of tomatoes. Tomato soup with grilled cheese, sun dried Tomato slices, and many, many Italian dishes, though Papyrus has to sort of make him eat it. Except V8 juice. That shit is nasty.

Cooking-wise, he’s decent. He can make a number of different quiche by heart, and anything simple. He’ll need a recipe for anything else, and if it get’s too complicated, he’ll opt-out. Too lazy for anything fancy, leave that to his bro.

Papyrus is head of the kitchen in the Bros’ house. Strangely (or not so much) though, he’s the opposite of Sans; Paps is perfectly capable of making beautiful, complex dishes you’d see at a five-star restaurant. He likes the challenge. He could easily make Boeuf Bourguignon, Coq Au Vin, Backed Alaska, Curry from scratch, etc. But, when it comes to simpler things like Spaghetti, he’s thrown off. In his head, it’s too simple, so he adds things that the recipe doesn’t call for, thinking it will be better like his more complex ones. But…. yeah, the things he adds aren’t always even edible in general.

At the same time, he’s very fond of simple dishes. His favorite food is Oatmeal, an extremely simple dish to make for most. He has a cheese sandwich and an apple for lunch. Maybe he likes these because they’re so hard for him to make, like complex dishes are to normal people. I’d garner that the quiche Sans makes was another thing Paps favored but couldn’t make, so Sans made it for him sometimes. 

Aside from Italian, Paps would like fruit salad or salads in general, yogurt parfaits, cheese omelettes; simple, healthy things. He hates greasy foods, but he’s not above taking candy from the Inn lady, so he’s definitely got at least an ‘All things in moderation’ mentality.

Undyne is an odd ball here. We know that, similar to Sans, she’s fond of greasy foods, a call noting that she likes Grillby’s cheese fries. She also has soda and hot chocolate as choices when you hang out with her. It’s not a far stretch to say Undyne likes junk food. However, as an apparent fitness nut -stemming from needing to stay strong as Captain of the Guard- I’m sure Undyne knows that too much junk food is bad for her. However, there is one thing I can garner off her personality and one particular physical trait of hers that can tell me about what she might eat: her teeth. 

Undyne’s teeth are pointed. Meaning her teeth are sharp. I would go as far as saying that if Undyne is any particular kind of fish, it’s a Piranha. And what do Piranha like? Meat. Undyne, without a doubt, would love meat and grilling. Anything at all. Fish, Chicken, Hotdogs, Veggies, Kabobs, anything she can stick on a grill. 

Seafood is another thing entirely. I’d think seafood is more on the side of comfort food for her. Clam chowder in particular. It stems from a headcanon of mine about Undyne’s family, I’ll talk about it later if you guys want. Sushi is definitely a thing she can get behind, though may take a bit for her to build up to Sashimi.

Tea was another thing in the choices at your hang out. It stemmed from her time while training with Asgore, and she keeps some around. I think she drinks it when she’s stressed. It helps her relax and think.

Alphys is another junk food lover, but only because she’s busy with other things and doesn’t have the time to cook. Cup Ramen is her go-to, but she’s got some other stuff stored away. Finger things she can eat with one hand and type with the other. On the surface, Undyne gets her to start eating grapes or trail mix instead. 

On actual cooked foods, she’s fond of anything hearty; stews and thick soups, stir-fry, and anything served in a skillet. Also, of course she’s into oriental food. The first time she tries REAL ramen, she’s in heaven. She loves noodle dishes and once again, soups. Oddly, she has an extremely high spice tolerance, easily popping whole habaneros an a snack. Undyne refuses to kiss her after she has been.

Alphys herself is fairly decent at cooking. She learns to make a number of Japanese dishes once on the surface; onigiri, bento boxes, and her own sushi and ramen.

(I haven’t come up with any more than the skelebros of other AUs at the moment. Might do another post at a later date about with other characters if it is wanted.)

Underfell Skelebros

Sans, again, loves greasy pub food. He loves anything with a kick too. Jalapeño bites and pepper jack cheese are a constant. He also loves foods with layers or can have lots of toppings; pizzas with everything on them, subs and hotdogs piled high, and obviously his bro’s lasagna. (Don’t let him near a Cincinnati three-way, you will never hear the end of all the perverse jokes if you do.) He’s also fond of Cajun and Creole cooking.

On actual food, one of the few leafy greens Papyrus can get Sans to eat that he likes are Mustard greens, so more often than not, Paps will sauté some up as a side to whatever he’s cooked to get Sans to eat something relatively healthy. Otherwise, it’s limited to whatever Paps can sneak into a dish. Strangely, Sans is also fond of Southern style Sweet tea, even though he doesn’t care for sweet things otherwise.

Sans is an ok cook, but prefers not to if he doesn’t have to. If it isn’t microwaveable, it better be simple, or he’s gonna need a lot of motivation to make anything with more than 4 steps.

Papyrus is a literal Master Chef. He’d put Gorden Ramsey to shame. Paps can take almost anything and make it taste good. It’s the reason Sans eats anything healthy at all. Unlike UT!Paps, he can actually cook simple things too. It’s something besides his strength that he prides himself in.

On his own diet, he does love his lasagna, but also anything you can make in a casserole dish. He’s not overly picky, aside from keeping his own food to a tolerable spice level unlike his brother, but he does favor things that can last for a while and be reheated. In a world like Underfell, sometimes there are days were it’s just not safe to go out, so having a lot of leftovers can be helpful when stuck inside. So casseroles, stews, anything that can sit in the fridge and not taste bad after a day or two.

On another note, he’s fond of breads and baked goods. He makes some hella good garlic bread, and always has dinner rolls or biscuits or whatever ready as a side. Just don’t tell Sans how much he loves Monkey Bread, it’s one of the extreme few things he indulges in.

Underswap Skelebros

Sans our little taco man. Yes, he loves Mexican food. No, it’s not the only thing he cooks. No, his food isn’t that bad. He has a tendency of burning things because he gets distracted, but he knows better than to put inedible things in his food. That doesn’t mean he doesn’t get a little… creative with his cooking, but at least they’re all things that are supposed to be edible.

Through his love of Mexican food, he has a decent spice tolerance, and, though Tacos are his fave, he’s very fond of rice dishes as well. And black bean soup. He makes some fine salsa and guacamole from scratch too.

On the other hand, he’s not really picky. He’ll try anything once. He’s pretty fond of most any beef and chicken dishes. Though Paps has forbidden him from straight sugar and coffee, Sans can wip up some damn good sweets, like Mexican brownies and chocolate filled Churros. At least that way, Paps won’t drink straight honey while still getting his sugar fix.

Papyrus, on the other hand, is practically a sugar addict. He loooooves everything sweet. Candy, pastries, ice cream, anything with sugar. He’s Muffet’s taste tester if she’s making something new. Aside from honey, he’s particularly fond of chocolate in general and fruit fillings.

On the normal food side, he’s not as fond of spicy things as Sans, so Sans usually holds back on Pap’s food when it comes to spice. He also isn’t fond of complicated dishes unless it’s sweets. He likes simple things; sandwiches, salads, rice, anything you can throw together real quick or pop in the microwave. It’s not that he won’t eat healthy, it’s just it tends to be disproportionate to the amount of sweets he eats.

This also shows in his cooking. If it isn’t simple, he’s gonna have trouble. He’s not bad, he just gets a little nervous and that can lead to being a little clumsy. He’d rather Sans do the cooking, or at least keep an eye on things if it’s something he needs a recipe for.

[ratsoh-writes]

How would the main ten react to seeing their SO eat Carolin Reapers, or just in general food thats spicer then Satans asshole. I can imagine some would just be like "You masohist, why dont you go and lick lava?" and whom would have a little more respect of their SO but never let them cook anything were they say "Its not that spicy" because for them its nothing but for the skeles its hell on their tongue. Hope ya have a great day/night :D

Sans: he tries a pepper once. Just once. Sans will never trust anything you eat ever again

Papyrus: he can handle some spicy so papyrus doesn’t mind making dinner with the hot stuff every now and then. Nothing crazy though. Habaneros are about as far as he can go. 

Star: he absolutely hates admitting defeat, so star will push through the pain each time he sees you eating some. He’s a good actor too so you have no idea he hates spice and is dying inside when you offer him some of your snacks. But he never refuses. You can’t find out

Honey: he also tries one of the peppers and finds that it isn’t too bad. But honey prefers sweet things so he won’t take you up on sharing very often. Honey winds up enjoying making sweets with a hint of spice. For some strange reason star never seems to steal those..

Red: he knows his limits and red isn’t interested in dusting any sooner than he needs too. Red won’t even kiss you if he knows you’ve just finished eating something spicy lol. Every time he sees a pepper, he winces in empathetic pain

Edge: back when fell undyne first started training him, she would have edge eat super spicy food so that he could control his expressions better. He HATES spice. If you ever cook, edge will always do a sniff check first and doesn’t care if that looks rude. His saftey is at risk here

Mal: he has a somewhat decent tolerance to spice due to living with cash. Plus mal enjoys the look of fear on others faces when you bite into a ghost pepper like an apple.

Cash: twinsies!! Cash also adores spicy!! You both share snacks and recipes all the time. Although after getting so used to having someone with the same tolerance, it gets really hard to tell when your food is too strong for the average man

Oak: please don’t offer him peppers. Like sans, oak was not made for the spicy life. But he’ll never turn down free food. He will cry and keep eating. So just don’t be cruel

Willow: he’s less tolerant to spicy than papyrus is, and willow has no problem refusing food as long as he knows someone is going to eat it. If you make him a spicy gift though, he will choke it down. Nobody can stop him

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I got one: their kids brings home the most choatic doggo ever. They love stealing the skeles limbs to bury and chew on, biting up clothes/furniture, ripping apart pillows to eat feathers, and MMMMMMMM BARKING AT ALL HOURS OF THE NIGHT. The kid makes them keep it or else it's that one cat meme 'if he goes, I go, because I KNOW they can't get rid of ME'. He's a very cuddly boy though :) who kicks skele off the bed to cuddle with s/o :) they've been replaced, doggo is now husband, pack bags please :)

Sans: ok so this dog has underestimated sans’ chill. Nothing it does can get under his skin, and in the end the dog must admit defeat. Especially since sans gives such good belly rubs. You can’t be mean to the hand that feeds you

Papyrus: he literally might die of frustration at this point. Papyrus has done everything he can to get this friggin mutt under control. Obedience lessons, spray bottles, positive reinforcement, negative reinforcement, bribery, BEGGING. Everything. It takes backup to tame this adorable little beast. Luckily papyrus is good friends with willow. Willow has a lot of experience with crazy dogs

Star: the dog can’t bark all night if it’s too tired to stay awake. Star solved that problem by taking the dog on a nice long run with him every evening. This dog is going to be super fit

Honey: ok the limb stealing is not cool! And honey isn’t very situationally aware so he’s been robbed quite a few times. At least he can feel where the dog stashed them. You know crazy doggo is at it again when you hear honey hopping around with a string of curses

Red/edge: don’t worry, doomfanger and bones are going to bully that dog into submission. Doomfanger is a grumpy old gal who doesn’t tolerate disrespect in her house. And bones always follows the example of his big sis

Mal: he hates that dog with a burning passion. The only thing keeping mal from getting rid of it is how mad his kid would be. Although having the dog does not come without consequence. Any time it makes a mess, it’s kids responsibility to clean it. Either they get used to a lot of cleaning or they learn to train thier dog

Cash: it only takes a week to break the dog of its chewing habit. Chewing is no fun if your owner is spraying all his stuff with habanero. I’m pretty sure cash actually can’t feel the heat of his spicy food anymore

Oak/willow: so they technically have already lived through this. Willow has this absolutely insane and intelligent chihuahua named chaos. She was all of this ask and more when willow first adopted her. Training this crazy dog will be a walk in the park