#ha ha ha ha ha :')

[lilydalexf]

Supercut of Scully asking Mulder "where are you going?" as he dashes away recklessly (x)

[imsiriuslyreading]

so did everyone who had a questionably non-straight relationship with their straight best friend in their teen years end up queer and in the depths of ao3?

[bunniesandbeheadings]

For over a decade now I’ve endured a very similar joke from people who, I know, both never have spoken to one another (so it’s not a conscious conspiracy) and also, I know objectively, don’t really mean me harm (because they can’t know my past history with this)

But ever since elementary school (for context: I’m a grown ass woman now with a husband and a mortgage and if I drop my favorite bag of chips on the ground I shouldn’t cry about it) every single one of my friends and also, a great majority of my family like to make a similar crack

“Did you know you’re my second best friend?”

“I love you bunnies! But I love (x) person more!”

And again, I know no individual person means me ill with this

But I’m just so. Genuinely tired of hearing this. I’m really tired of hearing my whole life “ha ha! You’re second best!”

Like it’s to the point that where a girlfriend of mine said it to me that every part of my brain fires off and told me, “ha. She thinks she’s telling you that you’re her second best friend! But here’s a funny thing you could do: just be her number one worst enemy.

Backstab the bitch

Ruin her fucking life the moment you get the chance

She thinks you’re her second best friend! Wait. You’ll find the time to show her that you’re really the worst enemy she’s ever made! Betrayal is fun!”

Cuz that’s what I want to do!

I don’t know why everyone I’ve ever met thinks it’s funny to tell me I’m their second favorite. Say nothing at all! I don’t need a ranking system! I don’t ask to be ranked people just tell me, out of nowhere, “you’re my second favorite person”

Ha ha ha

Well I’m about to be your least favorite person because I am going to actively ruin your life now! Thanks!

((See tags. No im not an actual threat. I don’t have the time for that. But what the fuck. Stop saying this to me. Stop it. I have low self esteem and I will kill us both.))

[spacedoutman]

So what are you ordering?

[m3tth4ws]

TORONTO, March 29 2023 – Auston Matthews only has eyes for Mitch Marner as he celebrates his goal against the Panthers with teammates. Mark Blinch / Getty.

[ladyswillmart]

I GOT PLAYED I CAN'T BELIEVE I FORGOT ABOUT MIYAZAKI'S TROLL TRAP CHEST IN THE DRAGON-BURNT RUINS 😩

So yeah here is Sethys in the Sellia Crystal Tunnel, which is somewhere I need to go eventually, just not now.

Honestly he doesn't look too upset about it, probably because it's relatively dry in there LOL

[kanemfdm]

HELLO … … … 🪰

i am aware that my name is not displayed anywhere here but that’s on purpose Ok …🪰 just call me whatever you want idon’t particularly care … it is more fun that way Ok … … …

[fiercestpurpose]

people are SO comfortable dictating who their partners are allowed to have sex with. i just don't think that's any of your business!!

[captainpirateface]

[allenkleinofficial]

Where’s my pringo yaoi

[cat-mentality]

We all agree that this is the good doggy that the Quarentena team is going to befriend right?

[olgalenski]

Anjas Rostock rewatch - Sturm im Kopf

whoho ich bin wieder bei Rostock angekommen.

der anfang überfordert mich grad

aber ich hab auch alles vergessen was hier passieren wird von daher is das wohl normal xD

hey den kenn ich. woher kenn ich den? ah babylon berlin, woher auch sonst

urgh vivian ey -.-

"was machen Sie denn hier?" warum is es weird dass sie da is?

ok die sind alle grad nich soo gut auf einaner zu sprechen

bzw bukow is nich so gut auf die alle zu sprechen. verständlicherweise

nee der herr hiller kommt nich mehr dazu

"Eine Freundschaft würde automatisch dazu führen, dass man die Entscheidungen des anderen nicht mehr hinterfragen kann" was hast du denn für freundschaften??? also ja man is da vllt weniger neutral aber wenn ich die entscheidungen meiner freunde niemals hinterfrage was mach ich dann bitte?

heyyyy ihre queen of fucking everything tasse die mag ich

ach pöschi ey

da lernen wir wie er mit vornamen heißt. oder ich hab es vorher immer verdrängt xD

ja brich in das haus ein, bukow

was meint er jetzt mit damals?

uhhhh ein schulterholster

aso damals war 2007

tja pöschi

ey der typ hat auch einfach nur glück, ne

dieser LKA Mensch is so n Arsch ey

uff

FUUUUCK

wie hab ich das alles vergessen?

urgh sein tattoo -.-

wait what?

das meint sie nich ernst?

aso okay

vol die gute folge wieso hab ich da quasi alles vergessen?

aaah weil ich direkt danach 3 folgen magdeburg geguckt hab und am tag danach wendemanöver geguckt hab. das könnte das erklären.

big uff ey

[duckiemimi]

“i can’t let go when something’s broken”

— ethel cain gojo satoru

[everydaygremlin]

haha i do not need to feel nervous abt not reblogging that post that says “this post must be reblogged by everyone” because i have already reblogged it! ha ha! you see i am not a horrible person! sure i mayyybe have a severe fear of mold such to the point i will bug the people around me ti make sure shit isnt mouldy, but im not a bad person!