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devourable · 2 months ago
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(he/she/they, she/her, any prns, they/them respectively)
i got this idea then blacked out and when i woke back up this was on my canvas. for girl likers and my t4t fellows 🫶 ft their siblings/my darling ocs!
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dulcebot · 4 months ago
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aur fawk they misspelled hiraeth because i was in that recording studio w them! 👭
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aers · 2 years ago
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fucking kill yourself you ugly piece of shit
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no thank you i am having so much fun being alive ! ! ! :0)
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simwithshan · 1 year ago
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"Workout" Planner Traditions Mod (PUBLIC - 11/9TH)
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Hey Simmers! 🌟 Get ready to spice up your Sims' lives with the "Workout Planner Traditions" mod – because who says getting fit can't be fun? Let's break down the weekly grind with seven days of wellness awesomeness!
🥦 Meal Prep Day: Make a 8 serving size meal for the days ahead!
🏃‍♀️ Leg Day - Jogging or Treadmill: Time to break a sweat with some cardio fun! Make your Sims lace up those sneakers and hit the pavement or hop on a treadmill for a leg day that's as fast-paced as their ambition.
💪 Arm Day - Workout Machine: If you don't have a workout machine at home, head to the gym! Pump those iron and sculpt those biceps. Your Sims will be flexing their muscles in no time!
🍔 Cheat Meal Day - Have a Snack: Throw the diet out the window (just for today)! Indulge in Sims' favorite snacks or quick meal, because life is too short for constant kale. 🍕🍟🍰
🧘‍♀️ Full Body Day - Do Yoga: Time to find your Sims' inner zen! Whether they're beginners or yoga gurus, this full-body workout will have them saying "om" in no time. Downward dog, anyone?
🧘‍♂️ Body Recovery Day - Meditate, Bubble Baths or Massages: Give those muscles a break and let your Sims find their chill. A little meditation, Bubble Bath or Massage goes a long way to keep them centered and ready for the next workout adventure. (Spa Day Required)
📸 Progress Photo - Take Body Photo: Say cheese! Capture the Sims' fitness journey with mirror pics! Watch the progress unfold! Stand near a mirror & use your phone to take a photo (not a selfie).
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bartoszsims3 · 2 months ago
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4t3 | MALE BODY MASKS
🍦 7 Body Masks Collection. *small update, now compatible with body hair and tattoos (ambitions) please redownload!
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Take your Sims’ physiques to the next level with this versatile set of body masks! Whether your Sims are rugged bears, chiseled athletes, or anything in between, these masks add definition and detail to bring their bodies to life. 🐻💪
🔹 For the Bears: Subtle enhancements that highlight their natural bulk and charm. 🔹 For the Buffs: Accentuated muscles to make them look like they just walked out of the gym. 🔹 For Everyone Else: A range of options to suit every body type and bring out their best features.
This collection is all about celebrating diversity and giving you more ways to customize your Sims. see original post here! credits: @sims3melancholic
🐻 | download: simfileshare / mediafire
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avid-1reader · 7 months ago
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Yandere! Gym crush x fm reader
Warnings- Pervy thoughts, non come touching, stalking, nsfw, smut, disgusting yandere behaviour
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💪yandere! Gym crush would had been obsessed with you for weeks, it got to the point where as soon as you stopped using a piece of equipment he would immediately go on it trying to savour the warmth your body had emitted. He would delight in feeling and even tasting the sweat left on the machine from your body, it would leave him so hard and needy for you.
💪Yandere! Gym crush who slowly started talking to you and inserting himself into your life, he would buy you your favourite energy drink just to use it as an excuse to talk to you. Or he would insistently ask you if you needed a spotter, if you said yes he would get so excited (both emotionally and physically). Relishing in the feeling of your sweaty body so close to his own. After you were done, he would rush off to the bathrooms to rank off to the image off your half naked body glistening with sweat. Moaning your name as he came all over his hands, thinking to himself ‘what a waste you should be here to clean up his mess’
💪Yandere! Gym crush who would purposely trap you in the locker room with him, his hand would be locking you in against the wall while the other rested gently on your neck. He would lean in and whisper while taking your hand to rest on his hard cock “this is all your fault, you need to fix it darling”.
After getting over your shock you would slowly start to palm his cock and, with his encouragement, slip your hand into his shorts and start to jerk him off. While you were doing this, he would trace a million kisses down your neck and towards your voluptuous chest.
With a jerky motion your sports bra was ripped off and he was immediately on you, sucking your nipples into his warm mouth. You moaned in delight while taking his dick out of his shorts fully now to grind your soaked pussy against it.
Having enough of your teasing, he ripped off your leggings and slammed his hard cock into your tights cunt, moaning like crazy as he did so “ah baby you’re so tight”. Snapping his hips back fast, he fucked into you like his life depended on it while whispering “you’re mine, mine to fuck, mine to touch, mine to look after, fucking mine.” You were too cock drunk to even comprehend what he was saying, only having the capability to nod along and say “faster I need faster”
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bully masterlistִֶָ⋆.ೃ࿔*:・
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⋆˙⟡ zbully1 smut series! hanbin, jiwoong, hao, matthew, and taerae included. ⋆˙⟡ reader: femme afab // gender neutral (two alternate versions for you to choose from) ⋆˙⟡ summary: five bullies. six days. it's gonna be a hell of a week, babe. stay hydrated. ⋆˙⟡ warnings: explicit smut. 18+. minors do not interact. is a bit dark in spaces, as it's about zb1 bullying you and leads to smut. so you've been (generally) warned. specific chapter warnings will be provided on each post.
dividers are all by saradika and mdni banner below is by cafekitsune !!
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— MONDAY, Kim Jiwoong 🎭
posted: 1/22/24
it's monday, the first day of the school week. you're excited for your advanced drama class, but not too keen on the person you're always forced to run into there. suave, charismatic, repulsively arrogant: kim jiwoong lives to make your life just a bit harder.
and lucky you: today he's your scene partner.
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— TUESDAY, Zhang Hao 🎻
posted: 1/27/24
happy tuesday, you know what that means: two straight hours of wind ensemble. and it's made even more enjoyable by first chair, zhang hao, chewing you out for every mistake you make. he's been quiet today though. it's making your skin crawl.
can you manage to get out unscathed?
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— WEDNESDAY, Seok Matthew 💪
posted: 2/5/24
it's hump day... *ahem*. unfortunately you're being forced to play contact sports under the leadership of team captain matthew seok. no matter how many times he's made a fool of you in front of your whole gym class, it never gets old for him.
oh shit. uh, (y/n)? you might wanna duck...
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— THURSDAY, Sung Hanbin 📝
posted: 2/16/24
thursday. good news: the week is almost over. bad news: you're stuck in poetry class with sung hanbin as your desk partner. it's weird. sometimes you play off each other so well, you're nearly blindsided by his sudden flipping of the switch.
if only you could steal a glimpse at his journal.
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— FRIDAY, Kim Taerae 🎤
posted: 3/2/24
it's the end of the most bizarre week of your life. last year, you would've been overjoyed to spend time in select choir with your friend kim taerae. but that all went down the drain after hanbin recruited him into his group of incessant jerks...
and he's desperate to officially be one of the guys.
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— SATURDAY, Reclamation 😈
posted: 3/21/24
nearly every student is gathered for your university's big soccer match against your rival school. you're hoping to steer clear of the boys you've had such strange (and steamy) encounters with this week. i think you can guess by now that fate is not on your side.
or is it?
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— THE ENDINGS, You Choose How It Ends 💕
posted: 3/21/24
choose from jiwoong, hao, matthew, hanbin, taerae, group (quasi-poly), and group (revenge)
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fanfictionismyaddiction · 5 months ago
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Family, F1, and everything in-between
Social Media AU
pairing: Toto Wolff x wife!reader
summary: Follow the glamorous yet grounded life of Y/n Wolff, the supportive and stylish wife of F1's Toto Wolff, as she navigates the fast-paced world of Formula 1 alongside her husband, sharing moments of love, family, and behind-the-scenes paddock life ______________________________________________________________
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Weekend getaway to the Austrian Alps with my favorite person ❤️ #QualityTime #NatureLover
LewisHamilton: Looks peaceful! Hope Toto unplugged from work for at least a minute 😂 → MercedesAMGF1: Of course I’m relaxing, @ LewisHamilton. Don’t worry, the team’s in good hands 😉 #WorkHardPlayHard
Charles_Leclerc: A much-needed break for the boss! Enjoy your time away 🌲 GeorgeRussell63: So this is what Toto looks like when he’s relaxed. Never seen it before! 😄 ValtteriBottas: Beautiful scenery! Make sure Toto doesn’t try to race down those mountains 😂 AngelaCullen: What a perfect place for some fresh air and reflection! Enjoy every moment ❤️ DanielRicciardo: Careful, Toto might start plotting his next strategy on those hikes! 😆 FanGirlSara: So adorable! You two are the ultimate power couple! ❤️ #Goals RacingHeart88: This is the break Toto deserves! You guys inspire us to balance work and life 👏
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A rare sight: Toto taking a break from his phone to actually enjoy dinner 😋 #DateNight #FineDining
PierreGasly: Impressive! How did you manage to get him to put the phone down? Teach us your ways, Y/n! 😂 EstebanOcon: A true miracle! Can we expect a happier Toto in the paddock now? 👀 LandoNorris: Bet he's still thinking about the next race strategy, though 😆 → MercedesAMGF1: I’m capable of multitasking, @ LandoNorris 😜 But yes, it’s nice to just enjoy the moment with my beautiful wife -Toto
CarmenMundt: You two are such a stylish couple! That dinner looks amazing too ✨ JessicaButton: Love seeing you both taking time for yourselves! Well-deserved break 🥂 FanPage_Y/n: This is such a wholesome post! Y/n, you’re a magician if you got Toto to put his phone away 😂 F1Life74: I aspire to have this level of work-life balance one day! Enjoy your evening 🌙
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Early morning runs are better with a partner 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♂️ #FitnessGoals #CoupleWorkouts
CarlosSainz55: who’s setting the lap times? 😉 MaxVerstappen1: Morning runs? Toto really is dedicated. Next time, invite the rest of us! DanielRicciardo: Must be tough keeping up with him, Y/n! I’ve seen that man in the gym 💪 → MercedesAMGF1: She’s faster than you think, @ DanielRicciardo. Might have to consider her for the next driver lineup! 😂 -Toto
RosannaTennant: Couple goals! I’m inspired to get up early tomorrow… or maybe just sleep in and watch from here 😂 MarkWebber: Toto’s secret to success—early starts! You two look great! FitnessF1Fan: Y/n, what’s your running playlist? Need some motivation! 🎧 SpeedQueen99: You both look so fit! How do you balance everything so well?
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My favorite place to unwind: our garden at sunset 🌅 #HomeSweetHome
SebastianVettel: A perfect place to recharge. I’ll trade you some honey for a spot in that garden 😉 FernandoAlonso: You have to take good care of that garden, Y/n. It’s where Toto recharges his winning energy! GeorgeRussell63: That’s where all the secret Mercedes strategies are born, right? 😂 → MercedesAMGF1: It’s where I find peace, @ GeorgeRussell63. And maybe, just maybe, where I come up with a few ideas😉 -Toto
RomainGrosjean: Beautiful garden! Can’t wait to see it in person sometime soon 🌸 ReneeWolff: That garden is pure magic! Love seeing Toto relax there 🌼 LoversOfF1: Toto smiling and flowers blooming—this is the content we’re here for! 😍 EcoRacer17: Your garden is a dream, Y/n! And having Toto in the background is a bonus 😊
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Just another day at the track supporting @ MercedesAMGF1 🏁 Always proud of my boys! #F1Family
MickSchumacher: The ultimate team supporter! We’re lucky to have you around, Y/n 😊 LewisHamilton: You’re the glue that holds this family together! Appreciate you always ❤️ NicoRosberg: Always nice to see you at the track! Brings back memories 😄 NataliePinkham: Y/n, you’re such a star! The energy you bring is unmatched ✨ Y/nWFans: Love seeing you at the track, Y/n! You bring such positive vibes to the team 💙 Formula1Fanatic: You’re the real MVP of Mercedes, Sophia! Keep doing what you do! 🏆 F1_GossipCorner: Y/n Wolff is truly the queen of the paddock! So much respect for her 👑 MercedesAMGF1: Couldn’t do it without you by my side, @ Y/nWolff. Team Mercedes is a family, and you’re at the heart of it 💙 -Toto
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A little family time before the next race 🐾 #FamilyFirst #DogLovers
ValtteriBottas: That dog is living the dream! 🐕 You guys look so happy! → MercedesAMGF1: Our dog has the best life, @ ValtteriBottas. He might even join me in the paddock one day! 🐕 -Toto
LewisHamilton: Love seeing you all together! Give the pup some extra pats from me 🐾 PierreGasly: Y/n, you might have the cutest dog in the paddock! 😍 AngelaCullen: Dogs are the best stress relievers! Enjoy your time together 🐶 RomainGrosjean: Family time is the best time. I see Toto is more relaxed when he’s around the dog 😊 DogLoversUnite: That’s the cutest family photo! Your dog is so adorable! 🐾❤️ PaddockPets: Can we get more of Toto and the dog? This is the content we need! 🐶
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Behind the scenes of an F1 weekend 🏁 #TeamSupport #PaddockLife
LewisHamilton: Y/n keeping the team spirit high as always! 🙌 Charles_Leclerc: t’s always great having you in the garage, Y/n. You bring such good energy! ⚡️ GeorgeRussell63: Look at Toto, all business as usual 😂 → MercedesAMGF1: Focused as always, @ GeorgeRussell63. Y/n is the secret to our success in the garage 😉 -Toto
LandoNorris: Y/n in the garage = good vibes only! 🎉 TechFanF1: Seeing the behind-the-scenes action is awesome! Thanks for sharing, Y/n! RacingWivesClub: Y/n, you’re the real MVP behind Toto’s success! 💪
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Pre-race rituals with the one and only 🏁✨ #RaceDayReady #F1Life
LewisHamilton: That’s the pre-race boost we all need! Sending good vibes to you both! ❤️ MickSchumacher: Now I see where Toto gets his race-day focus from! 🏎️ NicoRosberg: Aww, bringing back memories! You guys are the best 💫 JessicaButton: Love seeing the love and support between you two! Power couple vibes all the way 🌟 TheWolffsfan: That’s such a sweet moment! Toto’s good luck charm ❤️ SpeedyF1Fan: This is too cute! No wonder Toto’s always so calm before a race. RacingLife_92: Y/n, you’re definitely the best part of the pre-race routine! 😍 MercedesAMGF1: Every race is better with you by my side, @ Y/nWolff. You’re my good luck charm 💖 -Toto
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When in Monaco… 🇲🇨 #MonacoGP #LivingTheDream
Charles_Leclerc: Looking stunning! Hope you’re enjoying my home race 🏎️🇲🇨 DanielRicciardo: Monaco magic! You two look like movie stars! 🎥 MaxVerstappen1: Y/n, you’re outshining the entire grid with that look! 😎 AngelaCullen: Wow, you both look amazing! Monaco has never looked better 😍 PierreGasly: Y/n, I think you just set a new standard for race day fashion 👏 FashionAndF1: This is what we call couple goals! Y/n, your dress is absolutely stunning! ✨ MonacoMagicFan: Toto and Y/n, the ultimate power couple at the ultimate race! 🔥 MercedesAMGF1: Monaco feels even more special when I’m with you, @ Y/nWolffYou make every event shine ✨-Toto
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Back to Brackley! Ready to get back to work with the team 🏠🏎️ #HomeBase #F1Family
LewisHamilton: Welcome back! Let’s get back to business 💪 GeorgeRussell63: The team's energy always picks up when you’re around, Y/n! Time to put in the work 💼 ValtteriBottas: There’s no place like home! Brackley is ready for the Wolff magic 🏁 AngelaCullen: Exciting times ahead! So glad to see you back with the team 😊 TiffanyCromwell: Y/n, you always bring such positive vibes! Can’t wait to see what’s next 💥 JamesAllison: We’ve missed you around HQ! Let’s gear up for an even stronger season 🔧 MercedesF1FanForever: It’s great to see you back at the heart of Mercedes, Y/n! Your presence is truly inspiring 💙 F1_Fanatic88: Y/n back in Brackley! Can’t wait to see what the team achieves next! #TeamMercedes MercedesAMGF1: Back to where the magic happens. Couldn’t do it without you by my side, @ Y/nWolff. Let’s make this season one to remember 🏆 -Toto F1FamilyMoments: Y/n support is what makes Mercedes more than just a team. It’s a family. Welcome home! 🏠💙
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xxplaugexx · 5 months ago
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gym pics?
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a/n: i live and it’s finally here!! i had to fix a ton of pictures and then i got busy and— you don’t care. im not the biggest fan of all of these but its wtv (no pics for sukuna cause pintrest was trippin)
characters: fushiguro megumi; fushiguro toji; geto suguru; gojo satoru; ino takuma; inumaki toge; itadori yuji; kamo choso; kong shiu; nanami kento; okkotsu yūta; sukuna ryomen; todo aoi.
warnings: swearing, suggestive language, pictures of abs {my pinterest is ruined}, sassy man apocalypse {sassy nanami gives me life}
💪fushiguro megumi
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💪fushiguro toji
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💪geto suguru
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💪gojo satoru
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💪 ino takuma
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💪 inumaki toge
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💪 itadori yuji
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💪 kamo choso
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💪kong shiu
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💪nanami kento
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💪okkotsu yūta
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💪 sukuna ryomen
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💪todo aoi
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greg-gold01 · 5 months ago
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You didn't really get what all the hype around this "Gold Team" was, but ever since your friends joined it's all they talk about. Always at the gym, at games, hanging with team members, never enough time for you except to ask you to join the team too. You decided to get to the bottom of this and snuck into their dorm to find out what's going on.
Rifling through their closet, all you find are the same gold shirts, gold pants, gold shoes, so much gold it makes your eyes hurt. About to leave having found nothing, your eyes fall on a particular golden jersey on a mannequin, separate from the others.
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You walk towards it, almost in a trance. Something about the jersey feels like it's drawing you in, but you don't know why. Part of your mind is telling you to just leave, but your body doesn't listen as you reach out a hand to touch the jersey. The material is the most silky smooth thing you've ever touched, the feels of it on your fingers sending a tingling all through your body. You take the jersey off the mannequin and hold it in your hands, staring down at it. The silky smooth feeling is joined by a nagging feeling, almost a compulsion telling you to put it on. Your brain tries to fight against it for a bit longer, but it gets overwhelmed by the jerseys intense golden shine drawing you further into a trance, slowly taking off your current shirt and putting the jersey on.
The effect is almost instant; the material feels so good against your skin that you practically moan on the spot. The gold from the jersey starts seeping into the rest of your clothes, turning them the same bright gold as your jeans become a pair of golden workout shorts and your sneakers a pair of golden Nikes. The gold starts to overwhelm your brain with new thoughts of working out, winning games, spending time your bros, getting rid of everything but the gold team.
As you lose more and more thoughts to the gold, your body begins to shift. Pounds of muscle start piling on, a tan creeps over your skin removing all blemishes, pearly white teeth flash out as you close your eyes and smile at the feeling. You look like a proper jock now; muscled, tan, thick thighs, you name it. But as the changes finalize, you hear a voice creeping in your head, asking you a question
"Do you swear to obey Cap, obey the Gold, to bring new bros into the Gold Army? Do you give yourself over to the Gold"
You don't even hesistate
"Yessssss"
And with that, unimaginable pleasure tracks your body as your fate of being a new Gold Bro is sealed, finally opening your eyes and revealing their new brown shade.
"Told you he couldn't resist broski"
Tyrning around at the new voice, you see your two friends bros standing there, watching you with cocky smiles. One of them walks over to you and gives you a clap on the shoulder.
"Welcome to the team brah. Now let's get you over to Cap and get you set up with your new name ey? Then we'll welcum you to the team right proper"
You burst with excitement knowing you're on the tteam with your best bros, and knowing you've got tons of new bros now too. You can't even remember why you thought the Gold Team was so silly, all you can remember is how much you wanna show other bros how good it is to be on the team. Standing with your two bros to take your first team shot together, you get ready to meet Cap and start your new life on the best damn team in the world, the Gold Team 💪
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polo-drone-001 · 26 days ago
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Ezan’s Gym Dairy 🏋️‍♂️📖
Day… uhh… not sure, bro. Huhuhu, don’t needa count days, only count reps. 💪
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Woke up. Looked in mirror. Damn, I’m big. Heh. Flexed a bit. Looked even bigger. Got hard. Gym time. Gotta get dumber.
🏋️‍♂️ Gym log:
Lifted heavy.
Lifted heavier.
Thought for a sec. Bad idea.
Did curls. Brain felt fuzzy. That’s good.
Chest pump got insane. Pecs bounced. People stared. Huhuhu, yeah bro, look at me.
Flexed so hard forgot what I was doin'. Had to start over.
Dunno what’s happenin', bro. Brain feel all soft, like mushy… like… like not there. But muscles big. Huhuhu. That’s all that matters. Big muscle = big man. Smart dudes? Nah. Weak.
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Someone asked me what books I read. Bro, what’s books? 🤔 Only thing I read is gains. Only thing I write is PRs. Heh. No need for smart when you this huge.
💭 Thoughts today:
Thinkin' bad. Lifting good.
Brain small. Muscles big.
Gotta grow. Gotta shrink brain.
Weights good. Thinking bad.
Heard some nerd talkin’ ‘bout college n’ shit. Huhuhu, wtf that? I got one subject, bro. Gym. I major in dumbbell science. I got a PhD in pumpin’. Dumb as hell. Strong as fuck.
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"Getting jacked and dumb is a badge of honor, a testament to one's unwavering dedication to the pursuit of physical perfection." Bro, that’s me. Huhuhu. Honor student in Gym University.
Ain’t gotta think. Just gotta lift. Grow. Flex.
🏋️‍♂️ Goal tomorrow:
Wake up
Stare at big muscles in mirror
Get bigger
Forget how to spell words
Maybe try lifting a car
Flex till I can’t think no more
Huhuhu, life easy when you dumb n’ huge. Gym is home. Iron is king. Brain small. Muscles big. Dumb forever. 😵‍💪
🔥 Ready to join the squad? Hit me up @polo-drone-001 or reach out to our Caps @goldenherc9 & @brodygold! Let’s grow, transform, and dominate together! 💪💛
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orgasming-caterpillar · 11 months ago
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Mahabharat characaters on Social Media: pt. 1
Yudhisthir
Mostly reblogs "Am I The Asshole?" polls and somehow each with a detailed and insightfully correct answer. Most people just look for his reblog and then vote whatever answer he's deemed right. That's how he earned the nickname "Dharmaraja"
Always explains stuff to the asks he gets and does it very politely so. You could ask him about anything and as long as he knows about it, he'll tell you about it.
Women respector since before 5000BC.
Never annoyed by hate comments on himself. Calls the fuck out of them if they disrespect his brothers.
Bheem
Posts photos of foods he likes.
Always posts about what he's cooking.
Gives gym tips to beginners.
Probably has "never stop bulking 💪" in his bio
Definitely makes it his own duty to teach his mutuals how to cook.
Arjun
Crazy good archery skills. Knows it. Shows them off.
(most people just look at his arm muscles flexing though)
Arjun: Madhav! Look at how famous this post about my archery is getting. I don't understand though. All I did was hit a bull's eye.
Krishna, looking at Arjun in that video being completely shirtless and slicked with sweat, brown skin glowing under the sun: *sweats*
Doesn't understand the thirst comments. ("Madhav what does railing mean and why does this person want me to do it to them?" "Uhm, it means they want you to "train" them haha. It's a slang. Haha." "*Replies to comment* sure I'd love to rail you")
Nakul
Sexy and he knows it.
Thirst traps.
Actually works very hard and always helps people, but he's such a troll that people just think he's a unemployed gymrat pretty boy until he attends some big event and people are like "YOU HAVE A JOB??????"
Loves his fans (I just know he'll heart each and every thirst comment go argue with a wall)
Always tagging his twin in the most random posts (most of them are jumpscares)
Sahdev
Does not want to be here
Always duets the videos nakul sends him and screams at the jumpscares ("I do not like this TRICKERY!" "The ball hit the camera Sahdev it wasn't gonna jump out the phone and hit you in the face" "I am BLOCKING YOU")
The fans love his reactions. He doesn't know, he never checks the comments.
Gives in after some time and creates a no-bullshit self help account to help people manage their life and work more efficiently
Krishn
The definition of Hot Mess™
On every platform he's on, which is every platform that exists, this man is Chaos. One post will be "My wife is so beautiful" and then "I miss Arjun" and then "here's three legal ways to loophole out of a lawsuit" and then a motivation post and then a video of a cute baby cow he saw on the sidewalk.
Pranks the fuck out of everyone and everything (his favourite victim is arjun)
Professional roaster. Has online beef with Shakuni. Insults in the most insufferable way possible you canNOT find a way to insult back it's so annoying cuz then he's like 😇🦚
Cute couple reels with Rukmini
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bebebelll · 1 year ago
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Pretty girls and flowers | lando norris smau
pairing: lando norris x student!reader warning: cursing, unrealistic if lando did this in real life the girl would absolutely get doxxed
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yn_phd good morning by best pals! this month's episode will be out this tuesday. my lovely amazing talented so pretty best friend got two tickets to silverstone so if you're there come say hello👋! the podcast guest will be my old professor from freshman year so put down any questions you have about mary i of england! stay healthy and hydrated ❤️❤️
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bestie_n omg dont praise me like that im blushing
username can you ask why henry 8 never made a marriage for mary?
username god i dont even like history that much but fuck are vlogs calming and sweet and pretty af
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scuderiaferrari it's been a lovely weekend with charles_leclerc and carlossaiz55! P4 and P7 💪 Here is the first taste of the silverstone photo dump!
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username CHARLES IN P4 CHARLES IN P4 CHARLES IN P4 I REPEAT CHARLIE CHUCK IS IN P4
landonorris whos that?
carlossainz55 its me landonorris no the pretty one charles_leclerc me? landonorris ew no the PRETTY one charles_leclerc ew? i will drive you to the wall
username not charles threatening to send lando into the wall in the comments
username you just fucking know he'd do it too just ask max
username is lando trying to hook up with the girl in the photo?
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yn_phd i put on a little bow so i could be the prettiest girl at the bookstore ❤️today i wrote a page, went on a reading binge about chariot racing in ancient rome, had a breakdown and ate pasta.
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username is this the girl @ landonorris
username lando the pretty girl is here
username cmon lando shoot your shot
username i mean he'll miss but its gonna be funny username no one trusts the rizz of this man with a shit beard
bestie_n who is lando? where have you people come from?
carlossainz55 i think this is the girl we were with
carlossainz55 she got lost around the track so we took a photo and got a staff member to help her. she was prettier in real life. good luck mr no rizz you need it username NOT CARLOS COMING FOR LANDO
username LANDO NORRIS
username this is the girl? not really seeing it doesnt feel like landos type you know
landonorris haha okay people lets not do this haha its not that funny it is a bit embarrasing hah (my dms are open for pretty girls always)
alex_albon well youre talented in the car at least
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landonorris my dad scolded me for getting drunk on twitter so i went to eat their fridge empty. love being home
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username is he trying to look extra cute and soft to seduce the pretty girl?
username you just googled boyfriend material and tried your best huh
georgerussel63 i though youd chosen to go with the shirtless gym photos?
alex_albon you sent like fifteen different gym pics to the groupchat and then dont choose even one? fuck our help then i guess landonorris shut up shut up shut up
username i can see the pretty girl in the likes though 👀
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yn_phd me and the gang went to a lecture about lord byron's sex life on thursday. i had a pretty cute visitor this weekend and even our lord and king aragorn the cat liked him!!
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bestie_n it was a lecture about lord byron's reputation and fame and how it effected the romance genre?
yn_phd exactly!
username are we gonna get an episode about THE george gordon byron please say yes
yn_phd my best pal i will rant about the whole geneva squad
username did lando norris actually do it
username did landonorris attend the lecture too?
landonorris ive never been happier that i chose karting and skipped school
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yn_phd i have discovered hidden depths in myself. i can cry about essay structures and then drive bumper cars an hour later
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landonorris it was just karting babe they were not bumper cars
yn_phd but i crashed so much? landonorris you were great!! i was so proud!! 🧡
username okay but how does this relationship even work? if she doesnt know anything about racing?
yn_phd i tell him everything about the tudor dynasty and he explains to me how the drs works
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landonorris use date night to play uno and see whos more competitive (me, i won)
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yn_phd the way i screamed after you gave me those cards
username lando really be gambling with a new relationship
alex_albon poor girl
georgerussell63 remember when we played uno and lando got a +4 card from all of us and he got a mental breakdown alex_albon yeahh we had to take 10min break cause he left for a drive around the block maxverstappen1 the neighbours made a noise complaint too
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yn_phd i got him flowers and later we both crash landed on the bowling alley floor
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alex_albon oh so this why you called me crying your tits off
maxverstappen1 he called you too?
landonorris pretty girl🧡🧡
yn_phd pretty guy❤️❤️
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rubberizer92 · 2 months ago
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The gym session is more than just a workout. It’s a ritual, a shared experience that prepares them for the day ahead. Every rep, every stretch, every bead of sweat brings them closer to their peak physical form—and deeper into their transformation. The rubber clings tightly to their bodies, amplifying their strength and fueling their determination. 🖤
Once the workout is complete, the next phase begins: the indoctrination session. The Voice will guide them, shaping their minds as the latex shapes their bodies. Each command, each whispered promise of unity and power, draws them further into the glossy embrace of this new life. They emerge stronger, more focused, more aligned with the Voice’s vision.
Then it’s time to hit the office. But this isn’t just work as usual. The office is a space of transformation, where their glossy suits symbolize their devotion, and their actions echo the Voice’s commands. Every task they complete, every word they speak is a reflection of their evolving selves—disciplined, obedient, and utterly devoted.
Together, they are redefining what it means to work, live, and thrive. Will you join them in this world where strength, unity, and rubber reign supreme? 🔗
https://ko-fi.com/rubberizer92/commissions
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hotvintagepoll · 2 months ago
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This is a three-way poll. Only one scrungle may continue onto the next round of the scrungly little guys contest.
Louis de Funès (Hibernatus, La Grande Vadrouille)—He is THE French scrungly icon, everyone knows him and either loves him for his scrungliness or fucking hates it and there's no in between. He is The Scrungly. He is Little. He is amazing. His facial expressions, his little noises, his everything - he's freaking hilarious. Also he's not afraid to crossdress in his movies and he looks fucking AMAZING in drag just saying Old men fuckers, this is your call 💪
Thomas Mitchell (It's a Wonderful Life, Stagecoach, Only Angels Have Wings)—One of those job'bing character actors who turn up in a lot of movies in bit parts. He is a very good actor, with a lot of pathos—you probably know him as the uncle from It's a Wonderful Life, or Jean Arthur's newspaper friend from Mr. Smith Goes to Washington. A salt of the earth type who brings gravitas and pathos to every part. He scrungles gorgeously.
Russ Tamblyn (West Side Story, Tom Thumb, Seven Brides for Seven Brothers)—when they were making 7 brides for 7 brothers they didn’t even hire him to dance, they were like, this is russ, he’s a redhead, we need redheads, he’s shrimpy and will do. But then. But THEN. Choreographer Michael kidd meets him and is like ‘can you do anything?’ and my boy russ is like well! I can do gymnast stuff i guess :) And he gym stuffs so well he’s like in 80% of all the dancing sequences so you think my boy, russ, my goodness, russ is a DANCER! (he can’t dance. he is just very good at doing FLIPS and GYM STUFFS.) and then he’s so so good at flipping and making it look like dancing they put him in Dance Movie of All Time, west side story. Truly scrungling your way to the top. He’s good in that tom thumb movie too I guess. Go russ go.
This is round 2 of the contest. All other polls in this bracket can be found here. If you’re confused on what a scrungle is, or any of the rules of the contest, click here.
[additional submitted propaganda + scrungly videos under the cut]
Louis de Funès:
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He is a small old comedy man, what else can I say? My mom loves him and even was disappointed that such a charismatic man wasn't in the hot contest.
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Well... Look at him! He started as a jazz pianist, but he became super famous for his roles of angry little guys, or grumpy little guys, or very, very fractious little guys. A comedy, and in particular physical comedy, legend! And in all of them, he is scowling, contorting himself, seething, spitting words and incoherent with rage, making the funniest faces and noises and... he's like a very, very angry wet cat. Angry Wet Cat is, in fact, the best description I can come up with!!!! He was #ScrungleLifestyle #BornScrungly #Scrungle4Life
[editor's note: I don't speak French so let me know if anything in these clips is offensive. The first two clips are mostly physical comedy and a good introduction to Louis de Funès' humor for non-French-speakers :)]
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he is so silly!!!! little old man with crazy energy and facial expressions like you wouldn't believe!! the scrungliest!! he makes the most insane characters seem lovable due to his comedian skill and his scrungly quality :D my favorite actor of all times
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Thomas Mitchell:
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Russ Tamblyn:
here he is once again fooling us into thinking he is a dancer when really he just has no issue being weird in a dance like fashion
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createwithintent · 5 months ago
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FUN THINGS TO MANIFEST INTO *YOUR* REALITY (except it's more of a list for me to keep track of what I want)
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Desired (student) job w/ certain perks
Yummy food 😋
Handwriting in desired font
Time manipulation 🕑
Hazel eyes (it'd be an interesting mix with my features and I wanna stand out in that area)
The blue Airpods max 💙
Learning my desired languages (I have like 8 🙂‍↕️)
Making desired online friends
Infinite money (just because I can)
Ideal family situation(bc mine has a few issues)
Ideal living situation
Pinterest wardrobe
Famous and/or supernatural friends
A fairy godmother 🎀
A pocket dimension in my necklace
The lifestyle of a famous socialite
To be the best student in my year (I mean I alr sorta am but I need it to be known and clear 😭)
Part time model career for desired brands (Miu Miu, Ralph lauren, river woods, Gant, Tommy Hilfiger 🫶🏾)
A twin sister (prob long lost/swapped at birth)
A scholarship at my desired uni once I graduate hs (I'm a sophomore atm)
Meeting famous people and networking for future opportunities! (Heavy on this one)
A yt career at some point in my life
A longboard because I want to get back into it
A gaming laptop 💻 🎀 (either in white or pink)
A motorcycle once I'm legal
A gym membership 💪
That's all for now!
A female mentor just because
A bunch of Ivy league scholarship offers even tho I don't live live in the US and probably won't even use them (I just want it because it looks cool so I'm stoked!!)
Increased hair growth
A cute bag that I can drag around anywhere
A cycling bike so I can go on biking trips
And remember
If you have it in your imagination, it's already yours.
Xoxo
Elle 🤍
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