#gwenposts

[glyphsmash]

Elf TV: exclusively 300 season-long soap operas

Dwarf TV: How It's Mined followed by a 4½ hr documentary about salt

Gnome TV: those sensory videos for cats where bugs and mice and birds crawl around on the screen. they really like this

Orc TV: Mythbusters and Top Gear reruns

Halfling TV: the most incredible impassioned storytelling you've ever witnessed always neatly contained in 2 seasons max

Fairy TV: imagine Impractical Jokers except theyre capable of stealing people's faces . this is the only show that fairies have

[miaushii]

i hope she explodes

[librarychair]

Slight variations of the same pose taken on different days

Gwen is 20 years old and spends a large amount of her time sleeping like this. This pose set seems to be the moderate weather version - cold weather requires more tucking in, warm weather requires more flattening out.

[veeisgayasf]

Daddy Master Mommy

[imreadyforgwen]

❤️🖤

[neeko-system]

self love really is like sapphic yearning. you look deep in yourself and try to find the girl you wanted to be the whole time and pull her up. you look at who youve become and you dance together and kiss and hug and yearn. arknights was onto something with this specter arknights character

[hestia-and-the-court]

I decided to remix That One Post using this SLARPG fake quotes generator: https://slarpg-textbox.github.io/ -Gwen

Image description under the read more. -Diana

[ID: A series of dialogue boxes made to look like they come from the game Super Lesbian Animals RPG, giving the impression that this is actual dialogue from the characters Allison, Jodie, Melody, Claire, and Paula.

Allison, looking mildly confused: Which one of you was going to tell me that tea tastes different if you put it in hot water?

Jodie, looking utterly shocked: Y-you were putting it in cold water? (multiple question marks)

Melody, looking wide-eyed: Allison. Answer the question Allison.

Allison, still looking confused: Yeah? (multiple question marks) I thought for like. Five years that people just put it in hot water to speed up the tea-ification process. Didn't realize there was an actual reason.

Allison, now looking wide-eyed: You think I have the patience to boil water? WTF? (multiple question marks)

Melody, looking pensive: You don't have the patience to microwave water for three minutes? (multiple question marks)

Claire, with a deadpan expression: Why are you... putting it in the microwave to boil it?

Melody, still pensive: Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove?

Claire, looking shocked: (larger text) It takes less than a minute

Melody, looking unimpressed: (huge text) Bestie, is your stovetop powered by the fucking sun?

Claire, still shocked: (huge text) How long does it take you to boil water on the stove?

Melody, with a neutral expression: Like seven minutes.

Claire, with a deadpan expression: Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in like two minutes...

Claire, still deadpan: Less than that if you use a saucepan...

Melody, looking shocked: I'm crying, you're putting the whole mug on the stove? (multiple question marks) On medium heat? (multiple question marks) Your stove is enchanted.

Paula, wide-eyed: Every single person in this town is a fucking lunatic.

/end ID]

[the-wanderer]

[gregmarriage]

this is a renaissance painting to me <3

[theregoesyourlifeagain]

The desk crawl will be the death of me. 🫠🫠

[glyphsmash]

my stupid fucking aunt loraine bought us an air friar for our wedding present 🤦‍♀️ the apartments barely big enough for the two of us now weve got this dumb asshole flying around preaching at us ... every time i get a migraine he tries to give me herbs and poultices 🙄

[half-giant]

Made a crop top today.

[miaushii]

she would so accidentally inhale the bleach powder (totally not projecting)

[librarychair]

Realized I hadn't done a Gwen photo dump in a while

Gwen is 19 years old and has been with me for 16 of those years. She is very insistent on snuggling every day and gets mad if I go to the end of the house where her food is not.

[veeisgayasf]

Gwen is a new gender

[imreadyforgwen]

❤️🖤