#guys youll never guess what interface popped up OVER 20 TIMES while i was writing this.
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Most music software contains a cool feature where when you press "play" on a track, the music plays! ๐ฎ๐ค๐ต๐ผ!!! Therefore, I think it's so brave! ๐๐ฅฐ and cool ๐คช๐๐ช that Amazon music's app... doesn't fucking do that!! ๐๐๐ Not even a fucking little!! ๐โบ๏ธโบ๏ธ If you do get it to play by some fucking miracle of rubbing sticks together against your phone,๐ชต๐คณ praying in ancient Greek ๐๐๐ and a Great White Thunderstorm has appeared on Northern Saturn ๐๐ช prepare to wait over 10 motheFUCKING MINUTES FOR THE DAMN THING TO LOAD SO LONG YOU WILL HAVE PROBABLY FINISHED ANY COMMUTES YOU WANTED YOUR GODDAMN MUSIC FOR and then get the SHIT scared out of you bY THE LOUDEST FUCKING NOTE you've heard in your life ERRUPTING from your phone after 10 minutes of dead silence ๐คซ๐๐ because that's right we've also been lagging your whole phone in the meantime ๐คฃ๐ค๐. And the interface (which doesn't work still!๐) popping up randomly near constantly on your screen ๐๐ despite you not asking it to do that! People have been giving this app funny feedback like "I WISH IT FUNCTIONED AS A MUSIC APP ITS ONE JOB" and "PLEASE FUCKING PLEASE JEFF BEZOS MY WIFE IS DYING." Amazon music. ๐๐๐๐. IF YOU LIVE IN BALTIMORE FUCK YOUUUU
#im in hell#guys youll never guess what interface popped up OVER 20 TIMES while i was writing this.#youll never guess what kept popping in and out of my earbuds#literally i cannot do this anymore jeff bezos if i see you its on fucking site#and before anyone says anything ITS AN ACCOUNT I SHARE WITH MY DAD WHO RARELY USES IT NO ITS NOT HIM LAGGING THE APP YES I KNOW THIS FOR#SURE NO I CANNOT MOVE TO FUCKING SPOTIFY IF I COULD BE ON SPOTIFY DO YOU THINK ID STILL BE IN THESE FUCKING TRENCHES DO YOU THINK ID STILL#E HERE I CANT DO IT PLEASE BEZOS ONE OF US HAS TO DIE FIRST PLEASE OH MY FUCKIMG GOD LET MY FAMILY GO
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