#guys youll never guess what interface popped up OVER 20 TIMES while i was writing this.
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littlefoxwithbighat ยท 1 year ago
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Most music software contains a cool feature where when you press "play" on a track, the music plays! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿค—๐ŸŽต๐ŸŽผ!!! Therefore, I think it's so brave! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฅฐ and cool ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ’ช that Amazon music's app... doesn't fucking do that!! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‰ Not even a fucking little!! ๐Ÿ˜˜โ˜บ๏ธโ˜บ๏ธ If you do get it to play by some fucking miracle of rubbing sticks together against your phone,๐Ÿชต๐Ÿคณ praying in ancient Greek ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ˜‡ and a Great White Thunderstorm has appeared on Northern Saturn ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿช prepare to wait over 10 motheFUCKING MINUTES FOR THE DAMN THING TO LOAD SO LONG YOU WILL HAVE PROBABLY FINISHED ANY COMMUTES YOU WANTED YOUR GODDAMN MUSIC FOR and then get the SHIT scared out of you bY THE LOUDEST FUCKING NOTE you've heard in your life ERRUPTING from your phone after 10 minutes of dead silence ๐Ÿคซ๐Ÿ˜œ๐ŸŽ‰ because that's right we've also been lagging your whole phone in the meantime ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜˜. And the interface (which doesn't work still!๐Ÿ˜Š) popping up randomly near constantly on your screen ๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜ despite you not asking it to do that! People have been giving this app funny feedback like "I WISH IT FUNCTIONED AS A MUSIC APP ITS ONE JOB" and "PLEASE FUCKING PLEASE JEFF BEZOS MY WIFE IS DYING." Amazon music. ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’‹. IF YOU LIVE IN BALTIMORE FUCK YOUUUU
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