#guys out there- would you prefer to get flowers like the girls or smth more practical?

[haveihitanerve]

some more batfam/bruce being a good dad

Someone reading bruces mind off world (jonn) and thinking hes thinking about the mission or smth, when in reality hes fighting fourteen aliens at once and thinking about what kind of flowers he should pick up on his way home for selina and if barabra cass and steph like flowers and if he brings them flowers should he also get the boys smth and if so should he get them flowers to not seem sexist or would they appreciate not getting flowers for smth more practical and idk it just cracks me up that they think hes being all dark and gloomy and thinking about death and destruction meanwhile bro is thinking about his kids and if they like flowers. 

[celestiamour]

pls pls plsss write smth where fem reader and se-mi meet at the games and fall for one another? w the reader having a sort of bubbly and cute personality! tysm 🫶🫶

ft. se-mi x f! reader — squid game

╰₊✧ falling for your cute and bubbly personality┊0.7k words

contains: fluff! reader is a sweetheart, asking you out

➤ author's note: i was so in love with her this entire season like i couldn’t stop giggling every time she showed up on screen

you seem to be able to create friends even in this impossible situation, she notes as she watches you with amused eyes while you flutter around the room from group to group like a pretty butterfly flying from flower to flower. there’s at least one person in the dozens of teams who you know by name and not number, and even if you didn’t, you thought all of them were deserving of a drop of sunshine that was your personality. you made even the most difficult people crack a smile with how infectious your energy was and how sweet you were even in these murder games, and it made her indifferent heartbeat a little faster whenever it was her turn to have your attention. who wouldn’t feel that way when there was such a cute girl who reminded her of the princesses from those cartoons she watched when she was little?

“se-mi unnie!! how are you holding up?”

she hadn’t seen the real light of the sun in days, yet your smile shone even brighter than the morning star and she briefly wondered if she would be blinded if she looked directly at it. you were like a doll in the sense that it seemed to be permanent, but after seeing the look on your face after the first game where dozens died like they meant nothing, she now knows you were simply spreading some much-needed love to others as a way to cope with the traumatic experience like the sweetheart you were.

“i’m doing okay, i just wish the food tasted better— come sit next to me,” she commanded, patting her free hand against the open spot on the mattress because she wanted as much of your time as possible. 

“well, it’s kimbap, so you can’t really go wrong with it!” you obediently climbed onto the bed with her, sitting so close that she could smell the artificial flower-scented soap of the shower you took a couple of hours ago. “when we get out of here, you should come over to my place and i’ll cook you some food! i’m not as good as my grandma, but it’s a lot better than the cold stale stuff they serve here.”

“that would be great.” she liked the idea of coming over to your place, already able to imagine your room full of stuffed animal collections and lace curtains, although she would much prefer it if she came as something more than a friend— but now that she thinks about it, did you even like girls in that way like she does? you didn’t really express romantic interest in girls, but you exactly didn’t show any for guys either, being more of a little sister figure for them all rather than a potential love interest like she saw you as. 

there was only one way to tell, so se-mi did what she did best, and that was flirting with girls. 

“god, i wish this could be over already,” she sighed as she leaned over to your side to rest her head on your shoulder. “i would love to come over to your place, we could have a spa night and watch romance movies until morning.”

as soon as the words left her mouth, she felt heat start to radiate off your face. “l-like a date?”

“well, only if you want it to be a date…” 

“w-well… um… i would… really, really like that… um, mrs kang is calling for me! i’ll talk to you later!” you stuttered as you rushed off in the direction of the old lady and her son, covering your face with your hands and running away like an embarrassed anime girl. she watched carefully as you told them something in a clearly excited tone before smacking the man with the glasses when his head snapped in se-mi’s direction, but they both seemed very happy for you which made her smile knowing you were on board

“goddamn it, why is everyone pulling cute girls except for me?!” an annoyingly familiar voice from a certain purple-haired rapper started. “what am i doing wrong? i’m thanos for crying out loud, i should be getting swarmed!”

“you might want to work on your technique.”

[silusvesuius]

i trust ur opinions the most out of any skaighrhim fan i know of, you just never miss

i wanna know your sexuality headcanons

exactly.. speak! i truly never miss; but thank you 🤗💗💛 here i go precursor i think most skajrimlian males hate women so that will be explaining most thoughts here so just put a pin in that OK?

no asteriks in this post because it looks annoying 2 me ; brace yourselves

ulfric is definitely gay but only with relation to galmar (mutualism), he hasn't really ever liked anyone since enough to pursue. he is also gay only because he detests women and finds them disgusting after spending some time with elenwen in the torture dungeons, the events shuffling his neurons. same as ulfric, galmar is also light in the loafers, except out of choice. i just don't think he'd find the same 'excitement' in women. he sticks with ulfric atm because 1. of duty and 2. he's very much obsessed with the security ulfric's mental illness and need for reassurance brings him. He just makes him feel good! and ulfric's not even necessarily trying to. iykyk rikke is straight only cause she hasn't had the chance to experiment (always surrounded by men). she likes a responsible manly man. currently likes tullius and is failing at life Hard bc of it. probably used to like ulfric and/or galmar back when they were bffs but never got to join their men-only pond bathing sessions tullius is bis😁exual! and it drives him nuts, cause he's not allowing himself to get into male-on-male action fully. imagine that paired with his blossoming altmer fetish. it's a hard life to live let me tell U that ....... likes women when they're interesting enough and is more 'attracted' to men. he's more likely to Like an altmer woman. for men it's just a bonus. a big bonus. if he's an altmer. elenwen My daisy flower rose petal Goddess is straight but also i think she's above having a sexuality. i think she likes others based on how interesting she thinks they are, similar to tullius. don't waste her time elisif is bisexual but not in a way she's ready to comprehend with her frail mind (concussion after ulfric's shout that evaporated her boo boo hubby into slop also threw her against a wall), she just kinda searches for literal crumbs of Anything from anyone, will start liking someone if they're nice to her in many ways. bonus if you see her as a snelf like me: she tends to fall for th*lmor very easily cus she sees them often and likes being in their presence due to feeling some sort of familial elf-tie with them (tired of being around humans all the time) hmmmm.... these are most important so i'll talk about anyone else under the cut

fasendil my cuteums is the straightest man(mer) aliiive i think it's cus of the empire's influence. as i mentioned before tullius would have an eye on him but fasendil would swiftly reject him and lose any respect for him completely. he and rikke would be cute and have a very lukewarm Milk boiled water unsalted soup relationship, saying this nicely, i like them talvas my sweety ugly butterfly Apple fairy (sorry i didn't mean to call you that) is gay but he's not registering that information yet in 'canon' events; he's not really interested in love and isn't seeking it out. can't you see he's preoccupied.. with learning.. unlike you lowlifes.! probably never been attracted to a girl, doesn't think about them. he feels happier when praised by men, too. neloth is .... it's hard to tell tbh, but first and foremost i'd say he likes them YYYYOUNG (around 20-30 in human years) and prefers guys over women, just cus he thinks women are harder to deal with, annoying and r fussier. he probably isn't a fan of the usual affection that comes from women, makes him cringe really hard. prefers more of a hesitant type. why not say smth about this bozo: morgul is defffo gay. Bruh you left orc society to hang with ugly twink elves in some ashy stranded island?? 😂😂 bye maybe slitter lets him hit sometimes (is the pay that good?) lleril is an interesting case to me actually, i just remembered when i was reading up on adril it was mentioned he doesn't sleep in the same bed as his wife and it made me laugh really loud; Wow........ explains it all rly. lleril probably thinks nobody can tell he's gay even tho everyone.....can.......... and adril is literally walking around that dinky town doing backflips for him so.. Hm ancano is gay and likes the younger impressionable ones because nobody cares about his ugly ass ever. those always tend to be altmer, or just thalmor subordinates savos is also a blooming pansy with No experience. i think he's pretty good at making his feelings not known (and generally tends to not interact with a bunch of people) so yeah....... nothing LMFAOO this is why he needs some talvas twink action stat i think i ran out of thoughts for now but if anything else comes 2 mind i'll add it later😝

[m1ckeyb3rry]

SORRY I PASSED OUT FOR LIKE THE LAST TWO DAYS SHSHSKKSKS I’ve got a lot to catch up on now oops

Ok but just finished watching OMGGGGG lowk the animation wasn’t bad and omg TABIEITAKEN stop they looked soooo goood also the ADDITIONAL TIME the animation actually looks a lot more well done than last season?? Like fs not as crusty which is nice but also we manifested tabieitaryu omg it’s real what will we predict next yuki also being the one to take one for the team and room with Rin has me crying

No exactly yukis team ready to fight anyone who dares to even throw him a side eye for doing contests instead of battles also wait the sibling (sorta) angst yayoi looking after Hiori and karasus like “I’m your REAL brother???? HELLO????” And her giving Hiori the ducklett imagine Karasu originally didn’t care for it but the fact that she’s redirecting it towards Hiori has him tweaking

OTOYA IS HYDREIGONS FATHER LMAOOO i can imagine it also hypes him up when he tries rizzing up girls but also subtly throws hints for him to try and rizz up reader every other pokemon steering clear from altaria because they don’t wanna have beef and get their shit rocked by hydreigon is also too funny

LMAOOOOOOO wait that’s too good ampharos desperately pointing to the stone mid battle and otoyas like “ok we get it your accessory is cute wtv bro get back to slapping the opponent???”

AHAHAH I keep forgetting that like half the requests for your event are opps LMAOO also so real for that that’s literally me whenever I have to do anything productive too but OOO KARASU COMEBACK SOON

AHDHSSJAJ dw I bet you were serving fr in that pic your life fr could be a kdrama/sitcom if its own with all these encounters you have

- Karasu anon

LMAOAOAO NO WORRIES i hope you enjoyed your touching grass era too!! can’t believe we even managed to sync those up 😭

YESSSS WE PREDICTED IT truly our manifestation powers know no bounds!! and agreed i think the ep looked really good and the animation was fine to me!! i’m happy with how it all turned out anyways 🤩 and the additional time had me giggling it also felt longer than the ones last season???? so i’m hoping that means they’ll all be a bit more involved…also omg tabieitaken all looked so good i’m fr entering a yuki phase though like HEAVY guys could this be the start of yukimira ⁉️

YEAHH sibling angst because we already know karasu has an inferiority complex and yayoi just makes it worse by “preferring” hiori at least in his eyes meanwhile he actually rejected the ducklett and told her to just release it hence why she gave it to hiori LMAOAAO he’s kind of dramatic and it doesn’t help that (if i go with the bfb characterization of her) yayoi is just as bad with emotions and vulnerability as he is so there’s zero emotional communication there 😭

PLSSS OTOYA THE FATHER WHO STEPPED UP FR 🤩 karasu is probably heartbroken because he actually put way more work into helping care for deino when it was a baby (since he’s experienced with problematic baby pokémon thanks to yayoi) but hydreigon just LOVES otoya and follows him everywhere when it can’t find reader 😫 please it would one hundred percent be a otoya x reader shipper i bet it fights with aegislash about it CONSTANTLY (houndoom has to mediate) (she is a karasu x reader shipper but she knows it will never happen 😔💔) i actually think the thought of the pokémon shipping their trainers is HILARIOUS i think garchomp is also a karasu x reader shipper, arcanine and reuniclus are also nagi x reader shippers, yukimiya’s breloom and alakazam as well as reader’s galvantula are yuki x reader shippers, and reo’s gallade + tullia’s lilligant are tullireo shippers (in contrast to tullia’s vivillon who is a tulligiri shipper because she finds his hair to resemble flowers)

OBLIVIOUS OTOYA MY BELOVED one hundred percent he’s just like okay cool story buddy idek where tf you found that can you just use thunderbolt or smth?? and then aiku randomly pulls up and is like oh yeah that’s a mega stone…also if you want there’s this girl i know who’s single 👀 bro is ALWAYS on that oaeu grind icl when he showed up in ep one i was so hype it felt like seeing my bff or smth like LET’S GOOO IT’S JAPANESE SOCCER’S NUMBER ONE WINGMAN ❤️‍🔥‼️

i’ve been SO unproductive it’s so bad i was thinking to myself that i’d write this weekend and then i binge watched 911 (the one with angela bassett) with my mom instead LFHSJJSSH but yeah i’ve been getting opp fans out the wazoo as of late bro so many sae fans…also oddly enough a lot of otoya traction on his bfb?? not that he’s an opp but just funny to me ig ep one converted people to him faster than expected (KARASU NEXT PLEASE)

LMAOOO there’s so many things about me and my life that just feel made up tbh 😭 it’s an extensive list too sometimes i mull it over and i’m like wow i AM y/n but instead of appreciating my y/n life i am chronically online posting about my beloved animated men 😓

[luvrblythe]

grumpy, but still beautiful || gilbert blythe x f!reader

this was more jealous reader instead of jealous gilbert, but oh well, what did i expect, really

warningss : more cussing (from me again), that's all i think

— i decided to write a real jealous gilbert x reader bc i got side tracked last time

— lets hope i actually stay on topic this time

— sooo

— i feel like gilbert wouldn’t actually do anything if he’s jealous

— if he even gets jealous that is

— like he’s very confident in your relationship and he knows that you would never ever look at another guy the way you look at him

— maybe in different circumstances he’d get a little jelly

— maybe like if you’re having problems and you’re falling apart or smth like that

— and it's rlly bad like y’all barely talk anymore

— and he sees you laughing with another guy

— actually i feel like he’d be more hurt than jealous

— noo:((

— so in conclusion, gilbert blythe is a confident boy

— HOWEVER

— if you got jealous

— HAHHAHAHAH

— smuggest little bitch in all of avonlea

— he wouldn’t let you live it down for weeeeks

— and even after that he’d bring it up at the most random times

— like this one time

— “andd done!” he cheered as he finally finished his essay for school

— “now you can stop with your whining.” he said moving closer to where you were seated

— you ignored him lmao bc he was working for hours and neglecting you

— but you weren’t rlly upset you just wanted to tease him

— “come onnn, no need to be all pouty. since when did you become all fussy?”

— “‘m not being fussy,” you huffed facing him 

— “maybe i just prefer having you all to myself.” you mumbled, shrugging one shoulder upwards as you slightly turned your face away from him

— “oh, darling, i know you do..” he smirked

— “gilbert blythe i swear—”

— you knew where this was going

— “remember that time when you—”

— “gilbert that was three months ago!”

— yeah

— he gets all cocky about it and all

— but he knows you well

— he reassures you when he knows you need it

— and for some reason he always knows when you need it

— its like his sixth sense or smth

— if you’re being all pouty again and being silent

— furrowed brows and the lot

— and you’re fiddling with the ruffles on your sleeves

— and you didn’t wanna make a fuss

— but he also didn’t wanna be all straight forward with it so

— he pulled out his classic blythe charm

— and hugged you from behind

— slowly bc he wanted to be romantic

— pressing a kiss to your temple

— let's say you were standing in front of a bush

— he reached a hand forward

— and plucked a flower from the bush

— then tucked the flower behind your ear STOP OMFGGHHFGF

— then he loosened his hold on you

— and turned you so you were facing him

— and the second you looked up at his face you finally let out the smile you’ve been suppressing

— its alr babe me too

— he started smiling as well bc omfg he made his darling happy 

— he will never get tired of seeing you smile

— “there she is, my beautiful girl.”

— you hit his chest and scoffed

— playfully ofc

— he groaned and held the part of his chest that you smacked

— it didn’t hurt he just wanted to be dramatic

— “grumpy, but still beautiful.”

[obanzi]

Uh hi i'm mika i really hope i do this correctly i-

wait this is for the matchups if they're still open please

i'm bisexual (i have a preference for girls). My birthday is December 6. Some of my hobbies include cooking (however do not try and let me bake for the love of humanity), drawing, writing, playing my ukelele, and various types of sports too (I really love soccer and volleyball!!) I like well drawing (sometimes sitting and drawing or writing is just really therapeutic and helps me calm down when things get hard, sports helps me to release any emotion i've kept bottled up too. I have a special interest in geography too and i could talk for hours about it (probably against people's wills) I also like animals like bunnies and dogs and cats they just make me happy. Oh also I really like anime, cartoons, and webtoon. I really really despise maths and science, I cannot do it at all and to be quite honest it's extremely boring. I also don't really like the dark either it's quite scary- Either humans or demons are fine for me I love them all!!

Questions

Do you like PDA? I think it's okay but i will probably get extremely flustered or embarassed-

What would be your breathing style? Probably smth like breath of tectonics or breath of storms (a reference to my random love of geography)

What's your love language? Probably a little bit of just everything to be honest-? Acts of service, physical touch, words of affirmation, quality time- I just want to make my s/o's happy to be honest with you

Do you prefer indoors or outdoors? Well it depends sometimes I get anxious and being outside is just no- but sometimes I like it

What's your favourite flower? Sunflowers and roses

Top kins: Giyuu, Dabi, Diluc, Ymir, Mikasa, Edgar Allen Poe,

What's your ideal date? I'm very indecisive and can't make my own choices so i'd probably just do whatever my s/o wanted-

hello — i hope u like ur matchup ! this one is probably my favorite c:

Match Up For @giyuusfuzzysocks

You got ..

KANAO TSUYURI

— god i love her sm

Songs Based Off Relationship :

Luxury — Azealia Banks

Attracted to you — PinkPantheress

feel u — okayceci

How You Met :

Kanao actually thought you were someone else from behind , when she found out you were someone else .. she apologized once and then went the other way , although she did flip her coin for something . She came back to you and asked if you knew Zenitsu , who she was looking for . Much to your luck , you knew the guy and told the girl where he was headed . She thanked you and you swear to the gods you saw an Angel .. she was so pretty ! You wanted to get to know her more , so a few days later you asked Zenitsu who she was . Turns out you live close near by .. you were a bit shy at first but you went anyways .. Shinobu saw how you liked her and started to tease you — although in the end , she liked you to and Shinobu actually planned most dates >:) 

Relationship Head-canons :

Kanao would be a bit difficult to have a relationship with , since it’s hard for her to decide on her own .. she asks you what you like . You like PDA ? Okay , that’s fine .. I’ll hold your hand and give you kisses . Although she would have a lot of blush c;

I feel like Kanao’s love language would be Quality time and physical affection ! So most of the time most people see you and Kanao always together .. she likes to follow you around <33 I also feel like Kanao loves hugs .. and words of affirmation !

Kanao prefers outdoors but will stay inside with you if you want ! Although she would maybe once or twice drag you outside to get a little bit of sun and vitamin D >:D when outdoors she likes to take you to see the butterflies and flowers ! 

Dates with Kanao are often planned by Shinobu .. since both can’t really decide shinobu likes to step in ( yay ) Shinobu plans simple dates .. you both really enjoy them ! Kanao’s favorite was when you both went to a festival <3 .. soon Kanao got the hang of planning dates but will ask for your approval before planning !

The way I see Kanao , shes willing to try all your interest ! You like sports ? Okay I’ll play . She’s really good at soccer .. you like cooking ? For the love of god don’t let her cook — ( i hc that Kanao cant cook ) writing ? I don’t think she’ll write but Kanao’s happy to read it ! You love geography ? Okay ! Kanao will listen to you for hours just talking about geography while hugging you >:)  

( i like pink so PINK — )



[rminate]

plotty things: still in the mood to keep short threads, but in the meanwhile I had to get these out of my brain :-)

whether they’re indie or krp is written above each blurb. none are gender-specific unless it is specifically noted! click.

    krp or indie Okay but a superhero / villain encounter for Benjamin??? I only got to write like 2 things ever concerning his background and he needs more. General mutants would be welcome too-- they don’t necessarily have to be a solid presence with a costume and alias.

    krp  Chiseul running into her old group mates. They threw her under the bus when her scandal happened and faksdfsl I just need that super awkward, unexpected run-in where no one knows what the fuck to say. The other muse can be apologetic or not. Either one.

    indie  Luciana needs a (female) crush, y’all. And threads in general. :`(

     indie Tay also needs connections !! Other muses in the film / tv industry would be lovely. Preferably friends and buddies to hang out with but they’re pretty obvious when they don’t like someone, so maybe we could do something with that too ~~

       krp or indie Something angsty or really nice for Jaesun. Your muse making one of the specific noises he cannot stand and snapping at them (WAY out of character for him), or some kind of best friend. They smoke cigarettes at 2am outside convenience stores and talk about life and stuff and go out when it rains bc it’s relaxing.

       indie or krp Additionally “you’re the 1,000,000th person to point out my accent haha thanks for noticing just like literally everyone else ever”

       krp or indie Christian at an awful family reunion-type thing. He and your muse realize that wow the older ones are kind of shitty and still very close-minded, yikes. They either make up fake “acceptable” lives and laugh about it in secret, or try to push a few buttons.

     krp + or, he gets pretty low-risk jobs but maybe this one is different?? Some chaos. Unexpected difficulties with a hint of violence or smth- Or maybe more than a hint. Everyone wants darker / less fluffy plots so I’m inviting you cowards to pLOT this with me. He fcking hates his job and needs a drastic reason to quit.

     indie Uhhh yeah so for Lynette, can I have a rivalry where both parties act snarky and can’t stand each other in public but then angrily make out behind the scenes and no one else knows??? Big bonus points if it’s another girl but not required :-)

       indie or krp Noah being an asshole like “lol you thought we were a thing? I’m only in South Korea for like three months so I dunno where you got that idea from. I needed to pass the time.” Or for the indies, just generally “nah you’re not special” and oof- maybe he’s lying??

    indie or krp (but he’s taking a break from tattoo’ing in korea)  The “tattoo shop person + flower shop person” cliche... reversed. Liam as the guy who’s always smiling but with a fondness for leather jackets, and maybe a spitfire but they wear flower crowns and when they walk around people are just like ???? Or the flower shop person could also be a softie I am 100% for all that too ugh

       krp Liam! Being! An! English! Teacher! Co-workers. Maybe generally working at the same school? Or someone he gets super close to bc they were there when he was first stressing about settling in Korea, and now they’re really close and kind of... really physically affectionate?? Could be a platonic thing or it slowly goes romantic (but that 100% depends on chemistry)