#guys out there- would you prefer to get flowers like the girls or smth more practical?

[haveihitanerve]

some more batfam/bruce being a good dad

Someone reading bruces mind off world (jonn) and thinking hes thinking about the mission or smth, when in reality hes fighting fourteen aliens at once and thinking about what kind of flowers he should pick up on his way home for selina and if barabra cass and steph like flowers and if he brings them flowers should he also get the boys smth and if so should he get them flowers to not seem sexist or would they appreciate not getting flowers for smth more practical and idk it just cracks me up that they think hes being all dark and gloomy and thinking about death and destruction meanwhile bro is thinking about his kids and if they like flowers. 

[silusvesuius]

i trust ur opinions the most out of any skaighrhim fan i know of, you just never miss

i wanna know your sexuality headcanons

exactly.. speak! i truly never miss; but thank you 🤗💗💛 here i go precursor i think most skajrimlian males hate women so that will be explaining most thoughts here so just put a pin in that OK?

no asteriks in this post because it looks annoying 2 me ; brace yourselves

ulfric is definitely gay but only with relation to galmar (mutualism), he hasn't really ever liked anyone since enough to pursue. he is also gay only because he detests women and finds them disgusting after spending some time with elenwen in the torture dungeons, the events shuffling his neurons. same as ulfric, galmar is also light in the loafers, except out of choice. i just don't think he'd find the same 'excitement' in women. he sticks with ulfric atm because 1. of duty and 2. he's very much obsessed with the security ulfric's mental illness and need for reassurance brings him. He just makes him feel good! and ulfric's not even necessarily trying to. iykyk rikke is straight only cause she hasn't had the chance to experiment (always surrounded by men). she likes a responsible manly man. currently likes tullius and is failing at life Hard bc of it. probably used to like ulfric and/or galmar back when they were bffs but never got to join their men-only pond bathing sessions tullius is bis😁exual! and it drives him nuts, cause he's not allowing himself to get into male-on-male action fully. imagine that paired with his blossoming altmer fetish. it's a hard life to live let me tell U that ....... likes women when they're interesting enough and is more 'attracted' to men. he's more likely to Like an altmer woman. for men it's just a bonus. a big bonus. if he's an altmer. elenwen My daisy flower rose petal Goddess is straight but also i think she's above having a sexuality. i think she likes others based on how interesting she thinks they are, similar to tullius. don't waste her time elisif is bisexual but not in a way she's ready to comprehend with her frail mind (concussion after ulfric's shout that evaporated her boo boo hubby into slop also threw her against a wall), she just kinda searches for literal crumbs of Anything from anyone, will start liking someone if they're nice to her in many ways. bonus if you see her as a snelf like me: she tends to fall for th*lmor very easily cus she sees them often and likes being in their presence due to feeling some sort of familial elf-tie with them (tired of being around humans all the time) hmmmm.... these are most important so i'll talk about anyone else under the cut

fasendil my cuteums is the straightest man(mer) aliiive i think it's cus of the empire's influence. as i mentioned before tullius would have an eye on him but fasendil would swiftly reject him and lose any respect for him completely. he and rikke would be cute and have a very lukewarm Milk boiled water unsalted soup relationship, saying this nicely, i like them talvas my sweety ugly butterfly Apple fairy (sorry i didn't mean to call you that) is gay but he's not registering that information yet in 'canon' events; he's not really interested in love and isn't seeking it out. can't you see he's preoccupied.. with learning.. unlike you lowlifes.! probably never been attracted to a girl, doesn't think about them. he feels happier when praised by men, too. neloth is .... it's hard to tell tbh, but first and foremost i'd say he likes them YYYYOUNG (around 20-30 in human years) and prefers guys over women, just cus he thinks women are harder to deal with, annoying and r fussier. he probably isn't a fan of the usual affection that comes from women, makes him cringe really hard. prefers more of a hesitant type. why not say smth about this bozo: morgul is defffo gay. Bruh you left orc society to hang with ugly twink elves in some ashy stranded island?? 😂😂 bye maybe slitter lets him hit sometimes (is the pay that good?) lleril is an interesting case to me actually, i just remembered when i was reading up on adril it was mentioned he doesn't sleep in the same bed as his wife and it made me laugh really loud; Wow........ explains it all rly. lleril probably thinks nobody can tell he's gay even tho everyone.....can.......... and adril is literally walking around that dinky town doing backflips for him so.. Hm ancano is gay and likes the younger impressionable ones because nobody cares about his ugly ass ever. those always tend to be altmer, or just thalmor subordinates savos is also a blooming pansy with No experience. i think he's pretty good at making his feelings not known (and generally tends to not interact with a bunch of people) so yeah....... nothing LMFAOO this is why he needs some talvas twink action stat i think i ran out of thoughts for now but if anything else comes 2 mind i'll add it later😝

[m1ckeyb3rry]

SORRY I PASSED OUT FOR LIKE THE LAST TWO DAYS SHSHSKKSKS I’ve got a lot to catch up on now oops

Ok but just finished watching OMGGGGG lowk the animation wasn’t bad and omg TABIEITAKEN stop they looked soooo goood also the ADDITIONAL TIME the animation actually looks a lot more well done than last season?? Like fs not as crusty which is nice but also we manifested tabieitaryu omg it’s real what will we predict next yuki also being the one to take one for the team and room with Rin has me crying

No exactly yukis team ready to fight anyone who dares to even throw him a side eye for doing contests instead of battles also wait the sibling (sorta) angst yayoi looking after Hiori and karasus like “I’m your REAL brother???? HELLO????” And her giving Hiori the ducklett imagine Karasu originally didn’t care for it but the fact that she’s redirecting it towards Hiori has him tweaking

OTOYA IS HYDREIGONS FATHER LMAOOO i can imagine it also hypes him up when he tries rizzing up girls but also subtly throws hints for him to try and rizz up reader every other pokemon steering clear from altaria because they don’t wanna have beef and get their shit rocked by hydreigon is also too funny

LMAOOOOOOO wait that’s too good ampharos desperately pointing to the stone mid battle and otoyas like “ok we get it your accessory is cute wtv bro get back to slapping the opponent???”

AHAHAH I keep forgetting that like half the requests for your event are opps LMAOO also so real for that that’s literally me whenever I have to do anything productive too but OOO KARASU COMEBACK SOON

AHDHSSJAJ dw I bet you were serving fr in that pic your life fr could be a kdrama/sitcom if its own with all these encounters you have

- Karasu anon

LMAOAOAO NO WORRIES i hope you enjoyed your touching grass era too!! can’t believe we even managed to sync those up 😭

YESSSS WE PREDICTED IT truly our manifestation powers know no bounds!! and agreed i think the ep looked really good and the animation was fine to me!! i’m happy with how it all turned out anyways 🤩 and the additional time had me giggling it also felt longer than the ones last season???? so i’m hoping that means they’ll all be a bit more involved…also omg tabieitaken all looked so good i’m fr entering a yuki phase though like HEAVY guys could this be the start of yukimira ⁉️

YEAHH sibling angst because we already know karasu has an inferiority complex and yayoi just makes it worse by “preferring” hiori at least in his eyes meanwhile he actually rejected the ducklett and told her to just release it hence why she gave it to hiori LMAOAAO he’s kind of dramatic and it doesn’t help that (if i go with the bfb characterization of her) yayoi is just as bad with emotions and vulnerability as he is so there’s zero emotional communication there 😭

PLSSS OTOYA THE FATHER WHO STEPPED UP FR 🤩 karasu is probably heartbroken because he actually put way more work into helping care for deino when it was a baby (since he’s experienced with problematic baby pokémon thanks to yayoi) but hydreigon just LOVES otoya and follows him everywhere when it can’t find reader 😫 please it would one hundred percent be a otoya x reader shipper i bet it fights with aegislash about it CONSTANTLY (houndoom has to mediate) (she is a karasu x reader shipper but she knows it will never happen 😔💔) i actually think the thought of the pokémon shipping their trainers is HILARIOUS i think garchomp is also a karasu x reader shipper, arcanine and reuniclus are also nagi x reader shippers, yukimiya’s breloom and alakazam as well as reader’s galvantula are yuki x reader shippers, and reo’s gallade + tullia’s lilligant are tullireo shippers (in contrast to tullia’s vivillon who is a tulligiri shipper because she finds his hair to resemble flowers)

OBLIVIOUS OTOYA MY BELOVED one hundred percent he’s just like okay cool story buddy idek where tf you found that can you just use thunderbolt or smth?? and then aiku randomly pulls up and is like oh yeah that’s a mega stone…also if you want there’s this girl i know who’s single 👀 bro is ALWAYS on that oaeu grind icl when he showed up in ep one i was so hype it felt like seeing my bff or smth like LET’S GOOO IT’S JAPANESE SOCCER’S NUMBER ONE WINGMAN ❤️‍🔥‼️

i’ve been SO unproductive it’s so bad i was thinking to myself that i’d write this weekend and then i binge watched 911 (the one with angela bassett) with my mom instead LFHSJJSSH but yeah i’ve been getting opp fans out the wazoo as of late bro so many sae fans…also oddly enough a lot of otoya traction on his bfb?? not that he’s an opp but just funny to me ig ep one converted people to him faster than expected (KARASU NEXT PLEASE)

LMAOOO there’s so many things about me and my life that just feel made up tbh 😭 it’s an extensive list too sometimes i mull it over and i’m like wow i AM y/n but instead of appreciating my y/n life i am chronically online posting about my beloved animated men 😓

[luvrblythe]

grumpy, but still beautiful || gilbert blythe x f!reader

this was more jealous reader instead of jealous gilbert, but oh well, what did i expect, really

warningss : more cussing (from me again), that's all i think

— i decided to write a real jealous gilbert x reader bc i got side tracked last time

— lets hope i actually stay on topic this time

— sooo

— i feel like gilbert wouldn’t actually do anything if he’s jealous

— if he even gets jealous that is

— like he’s very confident in your relationship and he knows that you would never ever look at another guy the way you look at him

— maybe in different circumstances he’d get a little jelly

— maybe like if you’re having problems and you’re falling apart or smth like that

— and it's rlly bad like y’all barely talk anymore

— and he sees you laughing with another guy

— actually i feel like he’d be more hurt than jealous

— noo:((

— so in conclusion, gilbert blythe is a confident boy

— HOWEVER

— if you got jealous

— HAHHAHAHAH

— smuggest little bitch in all of avonlea

— he wouldn’t let you live it down for weeeeks

— and even after that he’d bring it up at the most random times

— like this one time

— “andd done!” he cheered as he finally finished his essay for school

— “now you can stop with your whining.” he said moving closer to where you were seated

— you ignored him lmao bc he was working for hours and neglecting you

— but you weren’t rlly upset you just wanted to tease him

— “come onnn, no need to be all pouty. since when did you become all fussy?”

— “‘m not being fussy,” you huffed facing him 

— “maybe i just prefer having you all to myself.” you mumbled, shrugging one shoulder upwards as you slightly turned your face away from him

— “oh, darling, i know you do..” he smirked

— “gilbert blythe i swear—”

— you knew where this was going

— “remember that time when you—”

— “gilbert that was three months ago!”

— yeah

— he gets all cocky about it and all

— but he knows you well

— he reassures you when he knows you need it

— and for some reason he always knows when you need it

— its like his sixth sense or smth

— if you’re being all pouty again and being silent

— furrowed brows and the lot

— and you’re fiddling with the ruffles on your sleeves

— and you didn’t wanna make a fuss

— but he also didn’t wanna be all straight forward with it so

— he pulled out his classic blythe charm

— and hugged you from behind

— slowly bc he wanted to be romantic

— pressing a kiss to your temple

— let's say you were standing in front of a bush

— he reached a hand forward

— and plucked a flower from the bush

— then tucked the flower behind your ear STOP OMFGGHHFGF

— then he loosened his hold on you

— and turned you so you were facing him

— and the second you looked up at his face you finally let out the smile you’ve been suppressing

— its alr babe me too

— he started smiling as well bc omfg he made his darling happy 

— he will never get tired of seeing you smile

— “there she is, my beautiful girl.”

— you hit his chest and scoffed

— playfully ofc

— he groaned and held the part of his chest that you smacked

— it didn’t hurt he just wanted to be dramatic

— “grumpy, but still beautiful.”

[obanzi]

Uh hi i'm mika i really hope i do this correctly i-

wait this is for the matchups if they're still open please

i'm bisexual (i have a preference for girls). My birthday is December 6. Some of my hobbies include cooking (however do not try and let me bake for the love of humanity), drawing, writing, playing my ukelele, and various types of sports too (I really love soccer and volleyball!!) I like well drawing (sometimes sitting and drawing or writing is just really therapeutic and helps me calm down when things get hard, sports helps me to release any emotion i've kept bottled up too. I have a special interest in geography too and i could talk for hours about it (probably against people's wills) I also like animals like bunnies and dogs and cats they just make me happy. Oh also I really like anime, cartoons, and webtoon. I really really despise maths and science, I cannot do it at all and to be quite honest it's extremely boring. I also don't really like the dark either it's quite scary- Either humans or demons are fine for me I love them all!!

Questions

Do you like PDA? I think it's okay but i will probably get extremely flustered or embarassed-

What would be your breathing style? Probably smth like breath of tectonics or breath of storms (a reference to my random love of geography)

What's your love language? Probably a little bit of just everything to be honest-? Acts of service, physical touch, words of affirmation, quality time- I just want to make my s/o's happy to be honest with you

Do you prefer indoors or outdoors? Well it depends sometimes I get anxious and being outside is just no- but sometimes I like it

What's your favourite flower? Sunflowers and roses

Top kins: Giyuu, Dabi, Diluc, Ymir, Mikasa, Edgar Allen Poe,

What's your ideal date? I'm very indecisive and can't make my own choices so i'd probably just do whatever my s/o wanted-

hello — i hope u like ur matchup ! this one is probably my favorite c:

Match Up For @giyuusfuzzysocks

You got ..

KANAO TSUYURI

— god i love her sm

Songs Based Off Relationship :

Luxury — Azealia Banks

Attracted to you — PinkPantheress

feel u — okayceci

How You Met :

Kanao actually thought you were someone else from behind , when she found out you were someone else .. she apologized once and then went the other way , although she did flip her coin for something . She came back to you and asked if you knew Zenitsu , who she was looking for . Much to your luck , you knew the guy and told the girl where he was headed . She thanked you and you swear to the gods you saw an Angel .. she was so pretty ! You wanted to get to know her more , so a few days later you asked Zenitsu who she was . Turns out you live close near by .. you were a bit shy at first but you went anyways .. Shinobu saw how you liked her and started to tease you — although in the end , she liked you to and Shinobu actually planned most dates >:) 

Relationship Head-canons :

Kanao would be a bit difficult to have a relationship with , since it’s hard for her to decide on her own .. she asks you what you like . You like PDA ? Okay , that’s fine .. I’ll hold your hand and give you kisses . Although she would have a lot of blush c;

I feel like Kanao’s love language would be Quality time and physical affection ! So most of the time most people see you and Kanao always together .. she likes to follow you around <33 I also feel like Kanao loves hugs .. and words of affirmation !

Kanao prefers outdoors but will stay inside with you if you want ! Although she would maybe once or twice drag you outside to get a little bit of sun and vitamin D >:D when outdoors she likes to take you to see the butterflies and flowers ! 

Dates with Kanao are often planned by Shinobu .. since both can’t really decide shinobu likes to step in ( yay ) Shinobu plans simple dates .. you both really enjoy them ! Kanao’s favorite was when you both went to a festival <3 .. soon Kanao got the hang of planning dates but will ask for your approval before planning !

The way I see Kanao , shes willing to try all your interest ! You like sports ? Okay I’ll play . She’s really good at soccer .. you like cooking ? For the love of god don’t let her cook — ( i hc that Kanao cant cook ) writing ? I don’t think she’ll write but Kanao’s happy to read it ! You love geography ? Okay ! Kanao will listen to you for hours just talking about geography while hugging you >:)  

( i like pink so PINK — )



[rminate]

plotty things: still in the mood to keep short threads, but in the meanwhile I had to get these out of my brain :-)

whether they’re indie or krp is written above each blurb. none are gender-specific unless it is specifically noted! click.

    krp or indie Okay but a superhero / villain encounter for Benjamin??? I only got to write like 2 things ever concerning his background and he needs more. General mutants would be welcome too-- they don’t necessarily have to be a solid presence with a costume and alias.

    krp  Chiseul running into her old group mates. They threw her under the bus when her scandal happened and faksdfsl I just need that super awkward, unexpected run-in where no one knows what the fuck to say. The other muse can be apologetic or not. Either one.

    indie  Luciana needs a (female) crush, y’all. And threads in general. :`(

     indie Tay also needs connections !! Other muses in the film / tv industry would be lovely. Preferably friends and buddies to hang out with but they’re pretty obvious when they don’t like someone, so maybe we could do something with that too ~~

       krp or indie Something angsty or really nice for Jaesun. Your muse making one of the specific noises he cannot stand and snapping at them (WAY out of character for him), or some kind of best friend. They smoke cigarettes at 2am outside convenience stores and talk about life and stuff and go out when it rains bc it’s relaxing.

       indie or krp Additionally “you’re the 1,000,000th person to point out my accent haha thanks for noticing just like literally everyone else ever”

       krp or indie Christian at an awful family reunion-type thing. He and your muse realize that wow the older ones are kind of shitty and still very close-minded, yikes. They either make up fake “acceptable” lives and laugh about it in secret, or try to push a few buttons.

     krp + or, he gets pretty low-risk jobs but maybe this one is different?? Some chaos. Unexpected difficulties with a hint of violence or smth- Or maybe more than a hint. Everyone wants darker / less fluffy plots so I’m inviting you cowards to pLOT this with me. He fcking hates his job and needs a drastic reason to quit.

     indie Uhhh yeah so for Lynette, can I have a rivalry where both parties act snarky and can’t stand each other in public but then angrily make out behind the scenes and no one else knows??? Big bonus points if it’s another girl but not required :-)

       indie or krp Noah being an asshole like “lol you thought we were a thing? I’m only in South Korea for like three months so I dunno where you got that idea from. I needed to pass the time.” Or for the indies, just generally “nah you’re not special” and oof- maybe he’s lying??

    indie or krp (but he’s taking a break from tattoo’ing in korea)  The “tattoo shop person + flower shop person” cliche... reversed. Liam as the guy who’s always smiling but with a fondness for leather jackets, and maybe a spitfire but they wear flower crowns and when they walk around people are just like ???? Or the flower shop person could also be a softie I am 100% for all that too ugh

       krp Liam! Being! An! English! Teacher! Co-workers. Maybe generally working at the same school? Or someone he gets super close to bc they were there when he was first stressing about settling in Korea, and now they’re really close and kind of... really physically affectionate?? Could be a platonic thing or it slowly goes romantic (but that 100% depends on chemistry)

[jaderpt]

—☆ so i’m finally making a list plots i’d like to do. i’ll also state a couple quick facts about myself to kinda,,, help with the plotting process! All of that will be under the cut and if you’d like to plot and if you’re down for anything I mentioned just like this or message me as usual!

—♡ FACTS ABOUT ME

my name is bia!

i’m 16 years old and i prefer she/her pronouns.

i’m fine with rping over anything but my replies are quicker and better if we rp over kik. 

if you’d like one of my writing samples, here’s a link to one of my char blogs. 

i prefer playing males but i’m fine with playing females and nonbinary characters as well!

if we plot i can assure hcs, playlists, moodboards, ask memes, etc. etc will be included.

i prefer playing OCs.

i’m not a big fan of using gifs but ,, by all means, use them!

i’ve got a ton of things i won’t rp but theyre typical things so i feel no need to say them.

if you’ve got a kik, imessage, or twitter, it’ll probably be easier for me to answer you quicker.

now on to plots i’d like!

—☆ WANTED PLOTS*

 *they’re mainly copied from other posts so creds to the original plot writers! but some will be really short and not detailed but that’s because if one of the short ones seem interesting i’d like to plot it out w/ whoever is interested.

Muse A is a famous celebrity and Muse B is just a fan. Muse A has gone public with their Snapchat profile meaning anyone can add them. Muse B adds Muse A, and accidentally sends Muse A a snap that was meant for a friend.  Instead of ignoring the snap sent from Muse B sent them, Muse A replies back because they find the other attractive. Thus, creating a relationship though Snapchat - which would soon translate to texting, calling, skyping all that kind of stuff.

a plot where muse a and muse b happen to be neighbors and one night muse a cooks all a perfect meal that took them like 4 hours and they arranged the table all nice and stuff and there’s wine for the occasion and they end up getting stood up by their date or boyfriend and meanwhile muse b is like out of toilet paper or something so they knock on muse a’s door and notice they’re upset and they notice untouched food on the table so she like come inside and sit at the table and just start digging in and muse a doesn’t even care they are just like whatever but basically it becomes a regular occasion and muse b always comes over with a bottle of wine and muse a cooks and this weird casual relationship of some sort blossoms except they aren’t labeling it as dating idk i kinda want this

  plot where MUSE A has just had her heart ripped apart by her boyfriend of eight years, who has not only cheated on her but left her for the other woman. devastated, she is forced to move back home with her family and rebuild the fragments of her life she’s been left with. one day whilst walking around town, she bumps into MUSE B, someone who was in the year above her at school and went out with tons of girls. they weren’t really friends but they used to have a little thing for each other. basically he wants to catch up with her and go out for some lunch and he’s instantly captivated by her like wow, how could this guy have let her go?? but yeah MUSE B has to slowly pick up the pieces of MUSE A bc she’s still completely hung up and in love with her ex. like she’s such a fragile little thing that is now riddled with trust issues and needs protecting and he is just raring to jump in and be with her but he has to wait for once his life and yes. PLEASE.

ok… so… m and f are both celebs. m is very cocky and a big ladies’ man who loves to sleep around and party and all that. f is a little pop star who keeps to herself and never creates drama and is well-liked by the public. m and f meet at an event one night. all m can think about afterward is f and how cool and different she is, while f never wants to see m again after living up to his reputation for being a bit of a jerk. SO m starts to do everything in his power to make f like him… and f starts to like him but in the most pure way possible ?? and they get along so well and genuinely have fun?? like she’ll call him when he’s going to be interviewed on tv and make him watch it over the phone with her ?? and m will text f “I’m coming over and I’m bringing you flowers” and f will say “… I want ice cream AND flowers” and she’s not being a snob she’s just being adorable ?? and m will do anything for her ? but f is still fearful of his rep? but m will still drop everything to just come over and cuddle with f? and just angst and fluff and !!!

i really want a plot where this totally sweet girl is dating this total ass and he prob cheats on her all the time and is so shitty to her but she stays because she’s sweet and caring and he’s all she’s ever known and they used to be so in love but anyways he’s totally one of those guys who brings around his douche friends and they sit on the couch and talk about chicks and drugs and partying and she is supposed 2 be the regular house wife gf who brings them food and sits next to him when they watch movies so he can flaunt her and just be /: a dick /: ANYWAYS his fellow douche friend starts to slowly be like god this guy is so awful to her and he starts following her out of the room instead of staying to high five his friend for cheating on her w some club girl and idk he just generally starts hanging out with her more while her bf and his other friends hang out in the basement or some shit and they’ll like sit on the porch while he smokes and they just talk or he’ll help her make food or ANYTHING and it can go so many cute ways tbh like ? he could be listening to the friend brag about sleeping around one day or see him being shitty to her like yelling at her for nothing ro smth and just be like DAMN I’VE HAD ENOUGH and finally break and yell at his friend and fight for her and accidently admit that he thinks she’s totally amazing and he’d cherish her sm or he could kiss her one night while they’re talking and they could start sneaking around behind the friends back or anything so ! 

i really, really want a plot where muse a is a naive, sweet, romantic, whimsical little thing with a whole lot of optimism and sunshine in their veins and muse b is the complete opposite; a total player who has someone new in their bed every weekend and hates responsibilities and just spends a lot of their time fucking around. somehow these two have been friends for a while, despite their differing personalities, and one day muse a ends up having to move out of their apartment due to a fire or an infestation or something and muse b is the one who offers to put them up for the time being. it’s all well and good except muse a has terrible nightmares constantly and one night muse b is sick and tired of it (and deep down a little concerned) so gets into bed with muse a until they stop crying and shaking and fall asleep in muse b’s arms instead. cue awkward muses sleeping in the same bed every night and it actually helping muse a a lot with the nightmares, and lots of cuddling and feelings ensue. muse b, being the player they are, are terrified of the idea of liking someone but muse a is pretty much already head over heels and ANGST !!

an au where our muses are roommates and they can barely come up with enough money to make the rent every month so one of them suggests they make a sex tape and sell it to a website and the other muse is totally not into it until they get a foreclosure notice and when they finally agree to it it’s such a big hit that they keep making more and more

OK BUT CONSIDER THIS !! the landlord accidentally rented out the same apartment to the us and now we have to share?? bonus points if they already know/hate eachother bonus BONUS points if they rage an all out war to see who can get the other to move out first.

muse a and muse b had always been the ideal couple. they were always happy and enjoyed each others company until muse b ended up going into a slump. muse b went through a very tragic incident ( up to the player!!! ). muse b didn’t want to do anything besides staying home alone, watching old reruns of cartoons, smoking marijuana, and eating unhealthy foods. muse a realizes that they’re hurt and upset but is deeply saddened by their life choices and tries their best to get muse b back to their old self. muse b is tired of all of the “nagging” from muse a and needs constant reassurance of muse a’s love for them. muse a is stuck in a constant cycle of wanting to end the relationship and wanting to better muse b.

gimme a plot where … basically, muse a is this corrupted soul, always drinking too much, getting too high, they can barely function and muse b is basically their saving grace, always coming through in the middle of the night after a drunken phone call asking for a ride home. and muse b only does this because they’re a good person at heart, but they can’t deny that muse a’s actions actually disgusts them. but they’ve known each other for too long and muse b always promised they’d never let muse a down, because they know they’re the only thing that’s STABLE in their life. and this has become their routine, muse a texting/calling muse b when something goes wrong and muse b coming around to rescue them. there’s not much to their friendship beside that, these days, because muse a doesn’t really acknowledge them otherwise. and muse b just settles with the fact that they’re being used, but they can’t bear to leave muse a alone, knowing that they probably wouldn’t survive without them … but then ONE NIGHT, when muse b is carrying muse a into bed, tucking them in like they usually do and they’re about ready to say goodnight until muse a, who is completely out of their mind intoxicated, mumbles something barely audible that sounds a lot like ‘i love you.’ muse b thinks to brush it off, until muse a continues professing all these FEELINGS like ‘i really fucking love you, please, don’t leave me tonight’ and muse b is just STUCK. because muse a is so bad for them but muse b is the only good thing in their life … so they stay.

muse a always struggled with staying home and not getting into trouble. they were always out partying and getting high and being completely reckless (maybe bc of some emotional/at home issues??? idk maybe not it up to whoever plays them.). muse a has a cocaine addiction and its very serious, they also have a tendency to hook up with random people. in comes muse b who is the exact opposite. the two meet and begin dating (lots of interpretation here bc i wanna figure this part out with whoever i do it with.). their relationship is pretty toxic between muse a’s drug addiction and constant hookups even though muse a’s feelings for b are very real. muse b realizes the relationship is unhealthy and feels as if muse a is more in love with their drugs than they are with them.

muse a and muse b have always been best friends and definitely had hidden feelings for each other. now those feelings have to be hidden away as muse a has been arranged to marry muse c. muse c is manipulative and is too emotional for their own good. muse a isn’t in love with muse c and most likely never will. muse b is of course jealous and has plotted out a plan to get muse a out of the arranged marriage. it’s the day of the marriage and muse c is standing at the altar while muse a is conversing with muse b in the back. muse b slides muse a a copy of the plan and heads outside awaiting muse a. muse a and b end up driving away in muse b’s car with just the money they have and end up staying in different cities. (think of roadtrip stuff ??) 

Muse A and B were best friends. They snuck into places late at night, got high, sat on roofs, and were generally reckless together. Their relationship was purely platonic and nothing more until something happened. Muse A experienced a major tragedy (idk what it is its up to whoever plays them!!!) which causes Muse A to lash out and explode on Muse B the argument gets intense and there are definitely words that they regret saying. The two end their friendship and muse b goes away to a foreign country to do their studies because of their parents. After being away Muse A realizes their mistakes and realizes a bit more. They realize maybe what they felt for muse b wasn’t platonic and they had to do something. Muse a cant help but text muse b with an ‘I love you’ and then they wait. 

muse a was always everyone’s personal ray of sunshine, making everyone’s day instantly. then somehow muse a met muse b who was the exact opposite and they instantly hit it off. muse b was the towns drug dealer, always doing drugs and generally not a good influence on anyone but somehow muse a and muse b started dating. muse b taught muse a everything they knew. from muse a’s first time to muse a learning how to roll a blunt, muse b was the one who taught them that. muse a turned into an almost exact copy of muse b. muse a gained confidence, turned to drugs, hung out at parties, and became gloomy instead of that sunshine everyone knew. everything was good until muse b started cheating on muse a. muse a had a soft spot for muse b and would practically do anything for b. muse a on the other hand knew it wasn’t right and tried to leave countless times but each time muse b would never let go of muse a and fill them up with words that sounded nice and appeared to be an apology but the problem was, muse b never meant them.  the problem is, when muse a gets caught up in muse b’s drug business will muse b continue to not care about them and let muse a get in trouble or will muse b snag muse a so they can skip town and maybe rekindle what they had?

idk about you but i’m a sucker for the we just had sex and it’s the morning after and i woke up to an empty bed and how could i be so stupid of course you left me alone but wait you’re in my kitchen cooking me breakfast and i’m so relieved trope

muse a and b are both college students. muse a was the top of their class, getting straight a’s, and taking almost all ap classes; they didn’t have anything to complain about. then one day something tragic happened ( death of a loved one ?? accident of some kind ?? idk its up to whoever plays them ) and muse a completely changed. their grades plummeted and they quickly fell into a pit of sadness, consuming themselves into their art and writing. all around muse a’s dorm hung unfinished and finished painting and crumpled up pieces of creative writing. word quickly got around about muse a’s current situation and there was a lot of talk going around. then in comes muse b. they didn’t care about school, smoked weed, partied, did drugs and lived life to the ‘fullest’. muse b had never talked to muse a in their life, but they weren’t a fool and new better than to talk about them behind their back and not try to do something. muse b tried to talk to muse a through trying to get paired up in various projects. the two started talking and created an inevitable bond. it was almost impossible to say that they weren’t in love. muse b quickly found interest in muse a’s art and writing and they found out they share the same feelings about wanting to leave the town they live in. muse b suggested getting away and muse a agreed, not caring where they went as long as they were together, which brought up many questions. where would they go? would they go? how would their new life turn out? 

i need a famous ship where they’re both insanely busy with album recordings & red carpets & tours & they’re trying to make this whole long distance relationship work but with the time differences & going months without seeing each other it’s difficult, not to mention all the rumors & shit. but then there’s all the cute things like showing up on tour to surprise each other & going to award shows together & just finally seeing each other again after going so long with only facetime dates, missed calls, & late night texts to get them by. honestly idek where i’m going with this i just know that i really want it ??? but like this or message me & we can figure everything out k cool

aight but how about a plot that’s like “i met a boy that’s super rich so i’m gonna start dating him just so he can buy me nice things. im gonna play with his heart and flirt with his rich friends behind his back. whoops he’s actually nice and he really likes me. i might like him back.  what do you mean you found out i was just using you for your money?? come back i think i feel in love with you”

i’m going to bed soon probably but give me a long distance plot where muse a is famous as fuck and creates a fake fan account on twitter/tumblr to feel kinda closer to fans and it’s all good and no one really knows it’s him and it’s all good and he’s getting to know what fans want from him but then enters muse b, who’s so completely in love with muse a and his music. the two begin to talk and they become friends and soon they’re texting constantly and she tells him everything and fangirls about her idol to him and they’ve both caught feelings really badly. so one day muse b gets a little scared that she’s being catfished so she asks muse a to video call her. out of fear of losing her, he agrees and, surprise bitch, it’s her fucking idol.

*please remember most of the plots don’t belong to me and came from various posts in my plot tag.

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