#guys . help me

[eatingmarkerz]

uggguguguh sum spamton an mtt

[broken-stars11]

I just rewatched HTTYD2...

Remember that scene with Valka and Stoick? The one where they're dancing? After they've been apart for 20 years?

20 years... WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH ME AGAIN GUYS CHANGE MY MIND

[b1mbodoll]

How do we feel about monsterfucker!hoon? 🤔

pairings: park sunghoon x f! reader

warnings: monsterfucking + somnophilia + creampies

💌: i am so into this i literally couldnt decide what monster to write ab bc they both are v appealing so i might have to write ab vamp! reader soon :3

sunghoon’s interest in the supernatural is almost laughable. he’s constantly going on and on about different myths and creatures.

his most recent obsession is succubi, looks up ways to summon them and fantasizes about a pretty demon using him for her pleasure.

after months of memorizing the spell and doing proper research he finally attempts the ritual. after he finishes reciting the spell he expects a lust demon to appear immediately, after all, that’s what the stories led him to believe.

but you don’t give him the satisfaction of knowing he was successful, instead waiting til he’s asleep to show yourself.

“stupid boy,” you whisper, voice soft and sultry as you watch him sleep. your wings unfold and you use your pointed tail to expose his dick, salivating at the sight.

his cock is so perfect, not only is it long it’s also girthy and you know his sexual energy could keep you full for days.

once his length is fully hard you straddle him, tail still wrapped around his cock helping to slip it inside. he fills you up in ways no human or demon ever could and it’s addicting.

sunghoon moans loudly, thinking he’s having the best wet dream of his life, but oh? this feels too real and your pussy clencing around him causes him to wake up, immediately overwhelmed by the sight.

“what the fuck? oh my god,” his words make you chuckle. “it worked?” he’s in shock and the way you fuck yourself on him doesn’t make it any easier for the boy to think.

as you get closer to your orgasm you can’t help but praise him. “bein’ so good for me, human. need you t’cum inside,” your tail is thrashing behind you and sunghoon impulsively grabs the base, tugging hard.

his action rips a moan from your throat and your entire body tenses, cunt creaming around him. he uses his grip on your tail to fuck into you, his mouth falling open as he fills you up.

sunghoon is insatiable. his cock is already hard again and he uses his strength to switch positions, hovering over you.

he spends all night buried in your cunt and his thickness helps keep you plugged full of cum, “love this cock so much, need to keep you around forever.” his dick twitches at that, and you consider keeping him as your pet.

[driftsart]

GUYS THERE'S A JAYVIK SONG OH MY GOSHDJDH

[possessable]

anyone else here becoming rapidly abnormal about eigong from nine sols

[ezra-dark-shadow]

COUGHING I shouldn't have decided to paint my nails in a closed area where it can't air out

[moxanji-real]

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

He is so STINKY BABY MATERIAL. Like why is he just so.. STINKY? Could it be… that he’s STINKY just for ME!?

Agagsgdnndmskskssmdkslmdmdwlldldkemd

Look at his stinky little eyes.. and his stinky little mouth.. and better yet his stinky little goatee! 😭💞

I.. he’s so.. 😭😭😭😭

*incoherent Moxie noises*

[vriska-serketboard]

microdosing on hanging out by staring at their discord profile and not actually messaging them

[doctorwyvern]

my percy jackson phase….you can’t come back….im too old

[boogflake]

Do you ever wake up and open Google and you see that

[opt1mistic]

i hate when you’re talking to someone and you’re in that awkward stage where you like them and you don’t know if they like you back but if they didn’t they wouldn’t be talking to you still, but it’s too early to ask them if they like you like that. so you’re just here, getting mixed signals and trying to stay sane

[sillysoupers]

Side Order x Militsioner art

bro is .0005789 miligoptillian nanoseconds away from being splatted by the Militsorder

[aniharas]

hey guys not to freak out or anything but I'M MEETING HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN and i'm freaked tf out...like what should i say to him? how do i pose? what do i wear? am i gonna pass out? please help

[goldwingangell]

I NEED SOMEONE WHOSE FOREHEAD I CAN KISS AND WHOSE HAND I CAN HOLD AND WHOSE EYES I CAN LOVINGLY GAZE INTO AND WHO I CAN MAKE MATCHING BRACELETS FOR AND WHO I CAN MAKE PLAYLISTS FOR AND WHO I CAN GO ON SILLY LITTLE WALKS WITH AND WHO I CAN BAKE FOR AND DRAW FOR AND WRITE FOR AND IM GOING INSANE

[mountainscouts]

what a funny episode you guys this episode was so silly

[lyrakanefanatic]

how i feel after stalking all of my mutuals writing accs hoping that they posted a ff that i can inhale even though i literally have ff requests in my inbox that i have all planned out in my head and i know what i need to do i just dont feel like writing it: