#guy who sympathizes a little too much with polygons idk

[fauslayer]

ive just been thinking about stanley a bit recently idk. especially because ive been thinking a lot about mmv2, and im very dissatisfied at their inclusion in it. i think stanley brings out a lot of the worst of the "horrorbrew" sect where they want to claw whatever idea of a Scary [X] it is they have in their head out of other people's stories and by god they will butcher whatever they need to to get it to Work. i think this happens so harshly because classified probably didnt go the direction that many people wanted it to.

but yes, stanley is a malignant psuedo-gore-filled body horror nightmare man, that's surely what classified was about. their misery in the face of their own purpose is not to be respected, their tragedy is to be boiled down into a fandom digestible form or picked apart by "explained" videos by people who are not content with any Feelings a story may place within them. all of these meta multimedia aspects are so confusing, why is all of this so vague? stanley should just be property of the Consumer instead, where they will be forced to dance forever yet unable to beg for finality without it simply being an eye-catching, surface-deep reference to their concept.

I also think it was funny that they made the Wario Apparition.