#gus lighter cgcu

[theno1joelhater]

good morrow, you. time for a gus lighter rant because he is such an interesting little dude. there are sources/links at the bottom

Gus Lighter my love, my light, the center of my galaxy, i love you so very much but YOU. WHAT ARE YOUR MOTIVES ???? what is the point of all the (max) harm you cause ?? what the hell are you doing you damn character ??? are you just fucking with them? is this for your own personal enjoyment? is this some kind of kink? WHY

firstly, i dont think his title does him justice. he’s not some human therapist who needs therapy—gus lighter isn’t a human at all. either that or at least implied to be some kind of non-human eldritch creature. just look at his video with gabriel (1). he does weird things !!!! things that people can’t do !! also, in his vid w officer avoidy (2) he says that avoidy’s in purgatory. makes you think !!!

now, i get that gus’ whole thing is that he lies and is a lier man but !!! what if that was true. what if avoidy is in purgatory. what if gus lighter was some kind of demon sent out to…idk mess with the cgcu? judge them? i still dont get his motives. this has been entirely unproductive!! the only thing we got was his potential species.

then again, the purgatory demon theory is sorta not great. the whole thing with purgatory is that it’s any empty void where souls await judgement. this leads me into my next theory: gus could be the being judging whether they get into heaven or hell. however, this theory would imply that everyone is already dead. and they’d all be unaware of it too, based off the fact that the justin case storyline exists (sorry, just had to mention it). justin’s whole plan is to convert everyone to him so that he wouldn’t die, but that would be completely thrown out the window if they were all already dead. also bjorn yesterday’s death wouldn’t make sense if was canon (there also might be more to prove they’re all alive, but i can’t be bothered). so cool au, most likely not canon. gus being a demon that judges the souls of the cgcu? that’s sick broski!

well, i don’t think i can decipher his goals and aspirations (at least not now), but i can try and figure out his abilities!

so good boy gus clearly has some kind of mind manipulation powers (source? just look at all the other gus lighter videos!). i’d assume his powers start off weak but quickly get stronger the longer he stays with the person he’s trying to manipulate until they fully submit to whatever he says. this is because at the beginning of his videos, the victims (clients) seem to retain their rational thinking but in the end they fully believe whatever gus says. an example of this’d be in the tim iddboy video (3) tim thinks gus is jumping to conclusions by calling him insane but eventually believes that there is something horribly wrong with him. i’ll admit this example isn’t great, so we’ll look at a different one: freddy frugal. (or should i say freddy financier?) in his video (4) we get a much better example of this. freddy comes in with no issues. gus convinces freddy that he has amnesia and is actually freddy financier. freddy rejects the idea at first but accepts it. again, this just goes to show how powerful his mind powers are (and that he has them!!).

also, a lesser power he has is teleportation. in his vid with gabriel (1) he’s seen behind a door, even though the last time we saw him he was in his chair. when gabriel rubbed his eyes, gus was gone. he did a teleportation !!!!

something i find interesting is that he can’t retain control of all of his clients. in his video with gabriel (1) he says he has some very sick individuals here. i’ll discuss this in depth later. originally, i assumed that was all the characters that have seen him before, since we haven’t seen most of them after their initial video with gus. however, this is disproven by gabriel appearing in a new video (5) and freddy frugal’s video one month after his visit with gus (6). there might also be others but i can’t be bothered to find them. what im trying to say is that you can escape from gus lighter’s influence. he can lose control. that means he can be defeated.

another thing is that he seems to have limits, or something like that. i don’t know how to describe it, but he can be put off by things. he can feel emotions. in the freddy frugal vid, gus said “thats a lot to unpack” (or something of the sort) when freddy says why he showed up to therapy (4). so he has human emotions. that means he can be vulnerable. that means he can be defeated.

well, time for me to talk about my second crack theory of: gus lighter works at a mental hospital! or he has a ward for his more “insane” patients. this can be proven by his video with gabriel (1), where he LITERALLY says that!!! maybe gus could have a mental ward, and characters that we see later on managed to escape him. you can escape gus lighter. he has weaknesses. that means he can be defeated.

so overall? i don’t know SHIT about his motives but he’s got mind manipulation and teleportation. and he has weaknesses. that means he can be defeated.

oh, and just some delicious food for thought: he has basically the same outfit as hugh mann, but inverted.

1. https://youtube.com/shorts/ZNGCVOywZGw?si=vo_bNC4EKx0wEzup

2. https://youtube.com/shorts/Lb0Th4pgDYw?si=TeE8SArB7Tn6muEX

3. https://youtu.be/JoqhpW4Kp_8?si=5D7h_75cvv1JHe8l

4. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4LMHTVOGNOE

5. https://m.youtube.com/shorts/1u-lVcuM2Us?si=D_P0ZLkqRa98F-3_

6. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PosGzDXvjA0

[canonically47]

is anybody else obsessed with cameron geller and the CGCU or is it just me

[theno1joelhater]

HOLY SHIT NEW GUS LIGHTER VIDEO I AM GOING INSANE MY WIFE IS BACK BABYYYYYY HES BACK HES BACK HES BACK THANK FABIO THAT CAMERON DIDNT RETIRE HIM I LOVE YOU GUS IM SO HAPPY I COULD DIE (but that would mean no more gus lighter content, so i shall live)

so now for a more civil discussion on the video.

we see more of gus being creepy, and more of possibly in michigan. this could suggest a connection, but i don’t think a song about lesbians killing and eating their cannibalistic stalker is in any way related to him. (maybe he’s the lesbians….)

we also get more of his abilities: walk really fast and make screens go crazy. also he DEFINITELY isn’t human. i’m right and you’re wrong, suck my metaphorical thundercock (directed)

he directly breaks the fourth wall in this video too. he addresses the viewer directly, unlike the other characters. i think some of them acknowledged that their being filmed (sharon poasts, maybe?) but none have really directly addressed us. gus knows. he knows everything. he knows he’s being watched. he knows the true nature of his existence. and that’s pretty neat :]

at the end, gus says “I can’t help you.” ignoring my raging boner (even though i don’t have a richard) i think this is interesting. is he being genuine, or is this a manipulation tactic? why am i asking this when it’s probably the latter? idfk man i just wanted to bring this quote up. a quote that’s kinda like that one fanfic i wrote!!! (last chapter, no spoilers) makes you think…..

so tldr? this was hot as fuck and we need more gus lighter. i want him. i desire him carnally. he’s all i’ve ever wanted. cameron, i don’t ask for much if anything but please. more gus lighter content.

[theno1joelhater]

gus lighter in his natural habitat

[theno1joelhater]

them

[theno1joelhater]

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IT HAS JUSTIN CASE!!! READ IT!!!!

[theno1joelhater]

OH GOD NEW CGCU VIDEO. LONG FORM. EMILY WOKERSON STORYLINE. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

ok back to my normal thoughts (with spoilers btw)

timothy bichboy is a submissive and breedable bottom 🤯 (are you surprised? i’m not)

they added xavier child (or childe? who knows this was written right after the vid was posted). wonder how the guy who kept suggesting him feels. elated, most likely. (i don’t know what i was expecting for xavier’s voice but it wasn’t this) he also seems…reasonable? kind of?

“Tim, shut your trap for 15 seconds.” not a healthy relationship core!! also every time emily calls timothy tim i have a heart attack since i think she’s talking about iddboy and not bichboy

the throwing your kid thing. seemed like it’d be a gag but it’s not and i like that cam is taking it seriously instead of being dismissive.

the way timothy backed down so quickly…

when timothy catches the baby, he says “got him!” or something like that. he could be saying “got em!”, but it’s unlikely. this is proof that the baby uses he/him pronouns (/j, i think it means the baby is male. we’ll see next saturday i guess)

about xavier showing up—does this mean frank snitched on emily about the baby tossing? or is ray and max’s deal finally coming into fruition? oh i hope it’s the latter dude that would be so interesting. more of ray’s sinister side (that doesn’t relate to his name) and max actually doing something bad instead of being a criminal. maybe max will eventually turn against ray, and put value on things other than money. i need max harm character development and ray cist death (cam discussed this in a live prior).

also. xavier. he’s wearing the gus lighter shirt. the same one as gus lighter. this is clearly foreshadowing new gus lighter video gus lighter video im going insane he’s actually my favorite character i love him so much you could never comprehend he is my savior my light in the darkness my hope my dreams my life i need him

[canonically47]

claiming this tag. i’m the CGCU fandom founder. children come to me

[theno1joelhater]

ok i dont even know how to begin these anymore. there are so many other morally questionable cgcu characters, wayne is just the most obviously bad one, so people rag on him more. even with all the illegal shit he’s done how this guy hasn’t been to prison yet amazes me. insert better call saul reference that involves al iby here. (you can not convince me they don’t know each other. there’s a lovely fic on ao3 that includes them. “personality files (from gus lighter)” by hynessofdoom. there’s gus lighter. i’m madly in love with the writing it’s great)

his channel…it probably is popular. i just wonder if his audience realizes how evil his pranks are. the fact that he still has one makes me think that they’re all fairly young if they don’t have the ability to comprehend that he’s committing like every other crime. his audience is probably just uber young kids or people hate watching his stuff. but if he had like 20 subs that would be so funny. all this torment for what? 3 views?

his fear of confrontation. inability to handle pranks. he’s actively ruining people’s lives, and the fact that he can’t deal with it himself is hilarious. amazing, even. his life was ended by the people he tormented. there’s some poetry there, but i’m not exactly robert frost. now we just need jack to torture him for a bit.

oh, he absolutely thinks of the whole kidnapping and the multiple deaths as retribution for his actions. this is how god has decided to punish him. this is all no one’s fault but his. it makes me wonder if this is actually true or not. if cam made justin crazy, just so he could torture wayne again. we’ll never know.

wayne is a sad, pathetic man. fears things he does himself. gets killed by the ones he tortures, and gets brought back to do it all again. what a sad man.

AAAAAAAAA JUSTIN CASE UPDATE??? WHAT THE FUCK WHY DID HE JUST POST RHE SPOILERS TO THE NEXT INSTALLEMENT OF THE STROY RIGHT THERE INSREA DOF BEING LIKE YEAH IM DOING IT IM KILLING CAM RN FUCK ME (ron intended)

anywayssssss

nathaniel is dead, not very skibidi sigma of him at all but i’m not too surprised, cam’s been trying to get rid of ol’ nathan for a WHILE (besides, look at his last name. it was inevitable)

cam added a mary sue self insert oc that’s basically a god into the cgcu who’s summoned by racism and sexual jokes. damn.

i get the ending and it’s alright, but also seems anticlimactic. like cam shows up and tells justin “dude you’re a fictional made up character on the internet you’re already immortal 💀” and justin’s like “oh fr then ig i’ll stop” which isn’t that satisfying at all. i don’t like that ending the discord’s ending (ask me for an invite link if ur interested in the server, we’re all very cool) is much better since yk. it has actual character development.

personally? i don’t like this ending much and i am unsatisfied. it might be better if he actually posts it but i still don’t like it much. if only…….i finished the goddamn animation……..ughhh

also……….max? whipping it out? right there? cam you better film this part or else /hj