#guh. I have to keep my cat from drowning herself in a pot of boiling water brb

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the hot married coworker that I was work besties with at my last job (who maybe wanted to fuck me even though he was married) just requested to follow me on Instagram? we haven’t spoken since our last day of work back in June. I’m fully 🫨 while prepping the mashed potatoes for family Christmas dinner. lord give me the strength not to homewreck in the year 2025. I need all the good karma I can amass