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avacynthia · 7 months

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"Miss Cynthia is out-of-office. I don't know for how long. But she's not accepting any challengers, either. She has several obligations to attend to over the next month--which you should have known. I keep her schedule updated daily on the online challengers portal."

Seated behind her desk in the Sinnoh League's lobby, a visibly-irritated Fumiko doesn't even bother looking up from her piles of paperwork or flashing monitors, waving her hand in a dismissive shooing motion. (She's already so done here. This could have just been an email...)

"...You're dismissed now. In other words, leave. Now. Have a lovely day..."

#guest muse. (personal assistant fumiko)#(work hath turned me into a pile of sentient goo today so fumi is taking over LMAO)#(fumiko vc: YOU GET NOTHING)#(im gonna try to get to a cool thing in my inbox tho 👀)

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avacynthia · 7 months

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"To the many...well-intentioned fans who have sadly attempted this, or are planning to, hear me now: stop trying to send Miss Cynthia ice cream. Through the mail."

"Rabid fans like you are the reason why I have to process all this nasty post in the first place. And, by the way, I don't care if you package the ice cream with a NeverMeltIce--it still makes a mess in the end. It's a wildly impractical gift. It's disgusting. Stop."

Pinching her nose with a latex-gloved hand, Fumiko gingerly drops the latest unfortunately-melted parcel into her Gulpin's waiting maw, slowly losing a little more faith in humanity with every tribute...

#guest muse. (personal assistant fumiko)#(she is Begging. for just one normal day.)

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avacynthia · 6 months

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"I'm...relieved that I took the opportunity to leave them behind when I did. So incredibly relieved."

Fumiko is ignoring the chaos, finding much-needed solace in her comforting sea of spreadsheets and schedules instead. Tap tap tap...

#dash comm tba.#guest muse. (personal assistant fumiko)#(fumi vc: three months helping rocket via a temp agency was enough for me THANKS)

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avacynthia · 7 months

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@soardived replied to your post “"Miss Cynthia is out-of-office. I don't know for...”:

PLEASE :((( PLEASE MISS FUMIKO PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEA

Fumiko presses fingers deep into her temples. Oh no. Oh no.

"...Believe it or not, Miss Rickshaw, shouting 'please' over and over again will not magically teleport Miss Cynthia back to the League office. It won't accomplish much of anything, actually, except make my eardrums bleed."

"...If you insist on staying here, then quiet down and do something productive. Like take him for a walk." Fumiko jerks a thumb back towards her Slakoth, who smiles sleepily at Willow before slumping over with a contented snore. Fumiko's laser-focused attention is already back on the computer, typing away.

"...You're in luck. He's real energetic today."

#soardived #(i know this is late but i had to)#(the dynamic here is SO funny to me)#guest muse. (personal assistant fumiko)

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