#guesss who baked it-

[st4rsinthenight]

★giant cookie or carrot cake with chocolate? Erm you- you decide !!★

[abbyslev]

okay but hange and reader going on a double date w erwin and levi 🤭🤭 ERURI 🔛🔝🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

𝑫𝑶𝑼𝑩𝑳𝑬 𝑫𝑨𝑻𝑬𝑺- 𝑯𝑨𝑵𝑮𝑬 𝑿 𝑹𝑬𝑨𝑫𝑬𝑹 & 𝑬𝑹𝑼𝑹𝑰

A/N: OH EM GEE GUYS i GUESSSSSSS🙄🙄🙄 i wrote this for my totally not sweet kind gorgeous sexy beautiful kind funny hilarious angelic friend who i love so much🙄🙄 TOTALLY NOT🙄🙄 anyways I ENJOYED WRITING THIS SM LIKE UGH ITS SO CUTE I HOPE EVERYONE ENJOYS REEEEAAAAGGGG

double dates are A NEED

either a fancy dinner or a bar

erwin always always ALWAYS pays 

hange reaches for the check and erwin just slides his card in there 

you four alternate at which restaurant 

you guys never ever run out of topics to talk about!!

you guys having baking dates

erwin and levi def have a bakery together, so they try and teach you and hange 

hange ends up messing things up and levi’s like “ykw you just watch for the sake of my sanity” 

THE TREATS COME OUT YUMMY

YOU GUYS GO ON HIKESSSS!!

hange and you know lots of good trails 

erwin’s def the type of person to bring 100 water bottles, snacks, bug spray, bandaids, ALL OF IT 

levi is complaining about his shoes getting dirty 

hange picked up random bugs and erwin’s like “oh ok! interesting… set it down.” 

“he’s not gonna hurt you, eyebrows” hange rolled their eyes smfh 

beach dates omg they are the cutest 

again, here comes erwin with everything in his house 

hange splashes everyone while levi’s like “:|”

can’t even lie erwin made some BANGER sandwiches 

you told hange to let it digest before going back to swimming 

“nothings gonna happen you’re just overthinking it!” hange fired back 

also them in the car on the ride home “Y/NNNN MY STOMACH HURTSSS!!”

ooo late night homemade dinner nights 

erwin and levi bring the best local wine and steak 

you make stuffed baked potatoes and hanges just sitting there like :D

oooof the topics hall get into are crazy 

from the deepest darkest theories to hange’s crazy thoughts 

you guys are so different, you and hange hold hands and hange likes to eat off of your plate as to where erwin and levi sit by each other and keep pda to a minimum LMAO

hange def knows a place where cherry blossom trees bloom every year 

hange takes you guys there and you make a picnic basket 

levi and erwin enjoy it very much :) 

they had a moment where levi just laid on erwin’s lap and erwin ran his fingers through his hair 

hange was def trying to climb trees or something 

DOUBLE DATE VACATIONS OMG you guys love traveling together 

erwin def organizes the trip 

hange knows a bunch of different languages so you guys can basically go anywhere and they know it 

nothing is ever a secret between you four 

erwin is a gossip FIEND 

hange and levi aren’t that into the gossip so they usually merge into their own conversations 

wine tasting is def a need for erwin

levi prefers his tea tasting but he��ll do whatever for his husband I GUESSS

double dates are a need no matter what, plus what’s better than getting four friends together ?? NOTHING 

[mortuo-trolls]

~~~Hey, Murasssa, I feel asss though the only time we talked wasss jussst me pitch-flirting terribly and... I kinda want to change that, ssso I baked you sssome cookiesss I guesss..?~~~

“We have actually met before now?~ Really?~ I don't recall your face at all.~ So sorry, but thank you for these regardless.~ Im murasa, and I have no idea who you are little emerald.~ Tell me.~”

[babygalerie]

lollipop, daydreams, caress, sunkissed, buttery, whisper, honey, clouds, shampoo, watermelon, roses!!! 🖤🖤🖤

i feel like i know who you are but i don’t wanna embarrass myself by not guesssing correctly fhsjhfsjjfh so i’m just gonna say thank you and i love youu!!

lollipop - favorite makeup products?: mmh i think i’m gonna have to go with red lipstick, blush, clear lipgloss and those sparkly cream eyeshadows that only look good for like 10 minutes and then just fade into nothingness!! OH and black eyeliner of course!! though i’m really into brown and red eyeliners at the moment too so idk.... aa i just love makeup way too much for this question lmao

daydreams - if you could be anything or anyone, who would you be?: this is really weird because i usually hate myself but right now i actually don’t wanna be anyone or anything else but myself! well, let’s say a romanticised version of myself!!

caress - do you like to snuggle?: oF COURSE!!!!!!

sunkissed - autumn or spring?: my goth side is about to kill me but..... i just have to go with spring

buttery - favorite snack?: i tried to think of an answer for this for like 10 minutes now and i literally have no idea???? it’s probably because i’m not hungry at all rn idk sorry fhdjskk

whisper - how much sleep do you get?: 8 hours!! i almost never set an alarm though, my body just automatically wakes up after 8 hours unless my sleeping schedule is really off

honey - favorite term of endearment?: baby, honey, angel, anything my super sweet boyfriend calls me and i really love it when my best friend calls me baby galerie which is german for baby gallery(i know it makes absolutely no sense) and came from german auto correct acting weird and not understanding what babygirl means lmaoo

clouds - describe one of your favorite dreams?: it was a dream about what i believe to be my past life? i don’t remember a lot of it mostly just the feeling of sunlight on my skin, the sound of the ocean and having my fingers intertwined with the love of my life

shampoo - favorite scent?: freshly baked cinnamon rolls, lavender and the air of rainy summer nights

watermelon - do films ever make you cry?: oh definitely!!!! i’m a huge cry baby, every emotion makes me cry and so do films!!!

roses - what flower do you find most beautiful?: roses and carnations!!

[screechingtires]

Mun questions

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FAVORITE SMELL:  Mint, vanilla, and freshly baked cookies

FIRST JOB:  Hmm I guess when I was working at a life insurance company

ZODIAC SIGN:  Libra

FAVORITE PIZZA:  Plain ol cheese

FAVORITE DOG:  I’ve always liked yorkies and jack russel terriors

FAVORITE FOOT ATTIRE:  Sneakers

FAVORITE ROLLER COASTER: I’m afraid of heights soooo none

FAVORITE CANDY:  Skittles and Crunch are tied

FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR:  Mint chocolate and cookie dough

PET PEEVES:  When people are rude for no reason, people don’t clean after themselves, snobby peeps, when dudes sag their pants, being rushed

WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? Higher ground by Rasmussen

COLOR OF YOUR VEHICLE:  Black

COLOR OF YOUR EYES:  Hella dark brown

FAVORITE HOLIDAY: Hmm Halloween

NIGHT OWL OR DAY PERSON: Night owl

FAVE DAY OF THE WEEK:  Friday and Saturday

TATTOO(S):  None

LIKE TO COOK?  I guesss.

BEER, WINE, OR OTHER? None of them

CAN YOU DRIVE MANUAL TRANSMISSION? Ahaha no, never learned

FAVORITE COLOR:  Purple

DO YOU LIKE VEGETABLES? Ehhh kinda?

DO YOU WEAR GLASSES?  Yeah, but only if I’m outside or playing a game

FAVORITE SEASON:  The fall

[alverlanche]

*slides a theoretical Lance x Ina into your ask but it can also just be amongst friends too I dek*

yaaaasssssss but is it relationship or friendship u guesss

♡ Send me a ship and I’ll tell you

Who accidentally pushes a door instead of pulling/vice versa I can see one of them doing it, and then the other laughing (and proceeding to make the same mistake)

Who doodles little hearts all over the desk with their initials inside them neither of them?? its no ones business y would they put it on a desk

Who starts the tickle fights Ina, with surprise attacks

Who starts the pillow fights lANCE. vERY AGGRESSIVELY 

Who falls asleep last, watching the other with a small affectionate smile probably Lance

Who mistakes salt for sugar Lance. lbr Ina probably swapped them 

Who lets the microwave play the loud beeping sound at 1am in the morning Ina

Who comes up with cheesy pick up lines Both of them, they try and one up each other

Who rearranges the bookshelf in alphabetical order Ina

Who licks the spoon when they’re baking brownies Ina - but Lance is a is a child and sulks until she gives him some too

Who buys candles for dinners even though there’s no special occasion Ina

Who draws little tattoos on the other with a pen Both of them

Who comes home with a new souvenir magnet every time they go on vacation Lance

Who convinces the other to fill out those couple surveys in the back of magazines Ina, but Lance doesnt complain

[the-panic-the-static]

All 100 questions 😊😊😂🤡🤡

Spotify, SoundCloud, or Pandora? Spotify

is your room messy or clean?clean :)

what color are your eyes?Blue

do you like your name? why?nooooo, idk it’s kinda boring and sounds weird tbh

what is your relationship status? single

describe your personality in 3 words or lessugly af

what color hair do you have?actually blonde, but dyed red

what kind of car do you drive? color?Audi, which is kinda like silver/blue and a Citroen, which is darkred

where do you shop?in shops

how would you describe your style?idk, it’s normal lol but everything blaaaack

favorite social media accountTumblr 

what size bed do you have? a king size bed

any siblings?yeah, I have a sister

if you can live anywhere in the world where would it be? why?Hof, Germany, also I’mmoving there in June/July. Because I’ve never been as happy as I was when I was there. 

favorite snapchat filter? idc lol

favorite makeup brand(s)don’t care as long as it’s a good one

how many times a week do you shower?5-7

favorite tv show?I don’t watch tv shows

shoe size?40 EU, 7 USA

how tall are you?5′7′’, 170 cm

sandals or sneakers? booooooots

do you go to the gym? not anymore due to too less time because of school, but I will go again once I’m done with this shit 

describe your dream dateActually every date is a dream date as long as you have it with the right person, but something like an evening/night walk and maybe some cuddling afterwards is pretty beautiful :) 

how much money do you have in your wallet at the moment?50 € 

what color socks are you wearing? black, always black

how many pillows do you sleep with?One, but I also use my teddy bear as a pillow lmao

do you have a job? what do you do? I don’t have a job ‘cause I go to school

how many friends do you have? idkkkkk, could be zero, could be ten

whats the worst thing you have ever done? tf there are t0000oo many things

whats your favorite candle scent? I like every candle scent lol

3 favorite boy namesdon’t knoooow

3 favorite girl namessame

favorite actor? I don’t careeeee

favorite actress? idccc

who is your celebrity crush?JD is lovely af tbh

favorite movie? ONE of my favorite movies is a clockwork orange :)

do you read a lot? whats your favorite book? No, unfortunately I hate reading lol

money or brains? brains, of course

do you have a nickname? what is it? Nope

how many times have you been to the hospital?5 times I guesss

top 10 favorite songsNoooooooooo

do you take any medications daily? yessss

what is your skin type? (oily, dry, etc)depends on the weather I guess

what is your biggest fear? being hurt

how many kids do you want? weiiiiird

whats your go to hair style?uhm

what type of house do you live in? (big, small, etc) in an apartment

who is your role model? don’t know lol

what was the last compliment you received?Actually I really don’t know

what was the last text you sent?“So they want to eat you or why do they need you for that?” lmao

how old were you when you found out santa wasn’t real?idk, maybe 6 or 7

what is your dream car? a tesla would be nice lol

opinion on smoking?totally against it, hate it.

do you go to college?Not yet

what is your dream job? software engineer/designer or video game developer :)

would you rather live in rural areas or the suburbs? uhm idk.. both have its advantages and disadvantages I guess

do you take shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotels? uhmmm no?

do you have freckles? nope

do you smile for pictures?no because I look awful when I smile lol

how many pictures do you have on your phone? idk, maybe 300

have you ever peed in the woods? uhm.. no lmao

do you still watch cartoons? nope

do you prefer chicken nuggets from Wendy’s or McDonalds?Don’t really like chicken nuggets

Favorite dipping sauce? idcccc

what do you wear to bed? underwear 

have you ever won a spelling bee?nope

what are your hobbies?music, playing video games, cooking, baking

can you draw? not really haha

do you play an instrument?nope, but I played the flute lol

what was the last concert you saw? Trivium

tea or coffee?tea

Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts?I don’t like both tbh

do you want to get married?not really I guess

what is your crush’s first and last initial?-

are you going to change your last name when you get married? I don’t care

what color looks best on you? Black

do you miss anyone right now? yeah

do you sleep with your door open or closed?closed, of course

do you believe in ghosts?No lol

what is your biggest pet peeve? When people don’t eat with their mouth closed omgggg so disgusting 

last person you called?my bf

favorite ice cream flavor? I love them all lmao

regular oreos or golden oreos? uhm idk, regular I guess

chocolate or rainbow sprinkles? Chocolate 

what shirt are you wearing? none lol

what is your phone background?the “skull” of the cover of Silence In The Snow 

are you outgoing or shy?shyyyy

do you like it when people play with your hair?I do :) 

do you like your neighbors? uhm not really haha

do you wash your face? at night? in the morning?night and morning

have you ever been high? yes

have you ever been drunk? yesss

last thing you ate? a banana 

favorite lyrics right nowuhm.. idk

summer or winter? definitely winter

day or night? depends

dark, milk, or white chocolate? dark

favorite month? September, I guess, idk this question is weird lmao

what is your zodiac signGemini

who was the last person you cried in front of?my ex I guessThank you so much Christopher! :)♥

[umnachtung]

survey stealin prof on the run

1. What’s the last thing you and your sibling laughed about? That stupid 80s erotic picture probably.

2. What’s the last thing you took a picture of? cats in the windows of my neighborhood

3. When are you getting your next new phone? I dunno. when my old one breaks?

4. Can you tell the difference between Chinese and Korean writing? Yes.

5. What was the last song you listened to about? A guy dating someone but being a serial killer singing about  his inner monologue about trying to cover it up and battling himself with the idea of introducing his lover to the murder fun or leaving them in the unknown.

6. When’s the last time you cleaned out your keyboard? Several weeks....

7. Do you listen to classical music? Occasionally.

8. Why did you buy the last CD you bought? I don’t think I bought it but got it for free at the band’s concert?

9. What did you do for your last science fair? We don’t have science  fairs in German school. We are poor and European.

10. If you’ve seen “A Clockwork Orange”, would you volunteer for that “cure” after you saw what happened to Alex? Haven’t watched it yet but since I have a rough idea of what it is about No.

11. Do you like DIY things? Yes. Unless it’s like things without a use.

12. Do you tell your parents who you like? Why or why not? No. I have never really dated and I don’t think I will start still living at home either. I guess im kind of still a dumb teen about this sort of things. or just want my privacy? idk.

13. Are you due for a haircut? Kinda. My mom buzzed my undercut  back into shape but my bangs are too long yet not long enough to put them all up in a bun. :/

14. Are you dealing with any health-related problems right now? still somewhat sensitive eyes from surgery and staying up too long. Also just the general dumb feeling of emotions.

15. Do your parents like the music you listen to? Depends on the music. My mom seem to be more open to metal than my dad tho.

16. Do your parents approve of your beliefs? I guesss...???

17. What’s the last thing you mailed? unemployment office stuff. dumb dumb boring shit.

18. Do you know anyone who’s racist? Probably.

19. What about a homophobe? Probably???

20. What about a pedophile? Not that I’m aware of. -> same. But If I did I guess I would get arrested for assault, since my fist would fling in their face?

21. Who’s the most annoying person in your neighborhood? The bar downstairs and the reoccurring drunk yelling people.

22. Name one of your psycho exes? I don’t have a psycho ex. > same

23. Why were they a psycho ex? - I dont like this word tbh.

24. What’s the best revenge you ever got on someone? :thinking emoji: idk.

25. Do you know what RSVP stands for? Nope. 

26. How often do you shop at dollar stores? Once in a while.

27. What screen name do you use to prank people with? I forgot but it was definitely some dumb thing where you pretend to be a sexy bitch to get a raise out of dumb guys? I was a dumb teen and it was the stuff I did with friends or sister online??

28. What screen name did you use in 6th grade? Pater Alexander Anderson12

I had my Hellsing phase. I dont know anymore what my ICQ and MSN where back then.

29. How long ago did you make your current screen name? Since I made this blog which was in 2011 I think? ProfStress is from 2007 tho.

30. What “older” bands do you listen to? King Crimson, Pink Floyd, Smashing Pumpkins, Glenn Miller, Madness

31. Do you like older or newer music better? I like new experimental stuff better usually. I don’t like most pop stuff doesnt matter from what year.

32. Do you make your own clothes and/or add designs to them on your own? I like to paint on things occasionally or add pins and patches.

33. Who does the laundry in your house? I wash my own  stuff but my mom does most of the laundry.

34. What brand of eyeliner do you use? I don’t use eyeliner, yet.

35. Do you have a friend who tends to act pessimistic? Not really. I am really good at that myself.

36. What’s something you need to do? Get better. -> same. also Get a job.

38. If you had a band, what would you name it? it would be a pun or things that made me laugh like Nocturnal Potato or Babybeine

39. When with a guy/girl you like, do you make the first move? Again, me not very experienced with dating or flirting. The idea to invest time in this stuff is still pretty much???? to me. Seems a whole lot of effort. I dunno. I usually don’t like people like that at first anyway so we gotta be friends first?? Dating is dumb.

40. Have you ever done “naughty things” in a movie theater? I took of my shoes, does that count?

41. What’s your favorite part of a song? The whole song?

42. What’s the last song you listened to remind you of? Trying to learn it on guitar and hating it.

43. Did you/will you change yourself before you go to high school? Not really?

44. How’s life treating you lately? Could be better. Frustrating but I am not dying or something.

45. What was the coolest thing to happen today? The day isnt over yet but maybe baking cookies with mom.