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So you're dating a Paleo ...
As the first generation of born neogyne reaches adulthood, the single biggest question we receive at neoTeen and our sister college magazine is some variation on the theme âIâm dating a guy and he doesnât know âŠâ.
Weâve answered different aspects of this in the last five years, and stand behind those individual answers, but on neoTeens fifth anniversary we wanted to gather a group and get a single âBest Referenceâ for our readers.
Major Contributors include: neoTeen Advice Columnist  Delilah Strong, Gynarch consular officer  Natasha Mcdavit, Legal correspondent  Natalia Titanberg, Couples Counselor  Jena Freya, and Gynotech(tm) Genetics Counselor and neogyne adolescence researcher  Tanya Bloom.Â
This summary of the discussion was written by Delilah Strong: Supporting data, interviews, and the two hour debate hosted by neoSophia.gyn, is available on the neoSophia and neoTeen archive sites.
As always medical knowledge moves forward and legal jurisdictions vary. Neither this article nor itâs supporting data should replace the advice of your local Doctors and Lawyers.
(After much debate regarding the terms âneogyneâ, neowomen, âNew Womenâ, Â âpaleoâ, âpaleomaleâ, âpaleowomanâ, and even âNW I-Vâ, it was decided that, while there was good reason to fight the derogatory use of the paleo prefix and the old New Women âTiersâ are scientifically obsolete, they were still the accepted and best terms for distinguishing men and pre-uplift women from New Women and neogyne women. The terms âLatex-XXâ, âNew Womanâ and âNew Womenâ are of course no longer trademarked by Gynotech since âNew Woman Fashion Vs Gynotech established they had become a common public usage. We use these terms in the article while acknowledging that this may someday be looked upon as a relic of a more divisive era - The Editors)
The first, short answer is ⊠Tell him. If you live someplace that is still unaware of the neogyne that live among them being dishonest about it will never help your relationship. Moreover while it varies wildly, most jurisdictions outside the Gynarch (And in principle, inside it) treat injury to a male (or for that matter, a âClassicâ woman) that is unaware that he is involved with an enhanced woman as automatically the fault of the woman. Many jurisdictions consider a neogyne after the age of 16 to qualify as a deadly weapon under the law, and as youâll see below, itâs not an insane overreaction.
The consequences vary greatly and in many places enforcement is intermittent, but your best legal protection is always being forthright.
âThatâs not an option where I liveâ
This Magazine will never advise against honesty. However if youâre in a jurisdiction where maintaining privacy is an option for you, once you are aware of the legal consequences you have decisions to make.
First of all, do you wish to hide your physical enhancements from those around you?
As a matter of public record, only doctors with neogyne specific practices are able to pick out neowomen from paleowomen models and trainers by sight at slightly better (62% of the time - the Editors) than random chance.
And even 30 years later, much of the war propaganda depicting neowomen as oversized Hydes to the paleowoman Jekyll is still implicitly accepted, particularly in areas  where New Women are uncommon (or possibly, thought to be uncommon. Often weâre more common than men think - The Editors.). If so you are perforce also in an area where most people will not have occasion to guess, nevermind correctly.
The consensus view is, disguising oneself is more trouble than it is worth.
If you still feel compelled, there are numerous makeup products on the market (See section A pullout for specific reviews on products - The Editors) that allow texturing of the skin to make the classic âperfectâ neogyne complexion less obvious. Remember please that even before your Mother was a New Woman, many women were capable of matching your complexion naturally or with the aid of makeup; only minor touchup is required. By the same token, minor use of padded clothing can make the skeletal/muscular enhancement less obvious may be useful, but more than the slightest bit is silly and probably counterproductive.
And of course, if you are dating a paleomale and wish to hide your status from him, having to deal with either of these is likely to make the issue more difficult to hide, not less.
Always remember, it is the nature of all neowomen to be beautiful, but not all beautiful women are neowomen (See also the neoSophia editorial âAre we becoming a neoMonoculture?â from April - The Editors).Â
On the care and feeding of paleomales.
(And paleowomen)
As a child, you of course inherited your mothers uplifted X-Chromosome and mitochondrial suite, the core of the neowoman experience. However your mother was almost certainly an adult when it happened; she was âsimplyâ an uplifted paleowomen, a process that took only a week or so of discomfort.
To form the full carbon chain sequence that produced modern neogyne in an adult takes an additional six months of painful, risky, and not inexpensive series of treatments - and a good portion of the advantages could be gained with a Latex-XX battlesuit (See our July review âLatex-XL - the perfect accessory?â - The Editors) for the investment of 15 minutes imprinting and the cost of the material.
Which highlights something important to know. While your mother was likely stronger than your father even without latex-xx, the smallest New Women and the largest paleomales had considerable overlap in terms of overall strength.Â
If you think back, you will almost certainly remember a series of painfully sick weeks as you entered adolescence. We now know this was your body starting what was once called NW II: medically it is the distinction between being an âupliftedâ neowoman and a neogyne.Â
As you grew for the next six to ten years, the carbon filaments grew (or are growing) through your bone structure, muscles, nerves, and finally skin.Â
You experienced childhood with far fewer sicknesses and considerably stronger than the boys around you. You were undoubtedly admonished to play nice on occasion and learned to manage your strength with your mothers help.
If your mother is not a NW II aka âTier II New Womanâ, as you reach adulthood you will find yourself far stronger than she is. With Latex-XX the average NW I was 2.6 times stronger than a paleowoman of her size and conditioning.Â
You however are however far stronger than most men you are likely to be involved with. And because it takes years for your body to complete the carbon filaments it started at the beginning of adolescence, you may very well not have realized just how strong you are.
Here is a basic thumbnail comparison (Cite: Strengthlevel.com)
Most (65%) neogyne complete their adolescent carbon reinforcement between 18 and 22 (95% between 16 and 26), at which point they will be able to lift over twice what their mother could lift, and almost twice what a paleomale one and a half times their mass could lift.
Sometime between 15 and 20, you would have noticed (or will notice) your nails changing color and texture (typically a variation of iridescent pearl although there are endless variations). This is the carbon chain filaments extending into and reinforcing the keratin plate. Iâm sure that most of our readers have tested their nails and discovered the they can cut glass or (slowly) score through steel.Â
Now consider for a moment what they could do to the man or woman of your life, backed by muscles over two and a half times the strength of your mothers.
As a neogyne coming into adulthood, you are capable of accidentally harming or killing a paleo while having sex. We have been fortunate over the years that no death has ever been reported, however in the last ten years we have records of 57 paleomen and one paleowoman being hospitalized, nine seriously.
It will as they say, put a damper on the relationship.
The safest action is to attend one of the Gynotech(tm) (Full Disclosure: neoTeen and neoSophia are fully owned subsidiaries of Gynotech(tm) - The Editors) Sex Education courses available at your nearest New Woman Gym(tm). Typical prices are $200 for a year long course, however subsidized and deferred payment courses are easily available; I took one at 16, and never made a payment until I started writing this column regularly 3 years ago.
With the exception of the Author herself (Who has an updated edition coming out in July she feels people should wait for) everyone on the panel also recommended âScreams of Pleasure - Safe, Sane and Consensual in the age of Neowomenâ by Jena Freya as supplemental learning, both for itâs practical advice on giving and receiving sex with large power differentials, and pragmatic information on the use and abuse of pheromones, cautionary tales, limits of the paleosensory apparatus, the application process for moving to Gynarch territory with your loved ones. As per Jenaâs assurances,although she herself is a NW II neowoman, the original Volume was generally for NW I neowomen of her generation and the updated volume will have more emphasis on neogyne and NW II relationships.
To repeat, that is supplemental. For the safety of your lover, the panel recommends Sex Education by a licensed Gynotech(tm) counselor.
âIs it True we canât get pregnant accidentally?â
Short answer: If youâre asking, no itâs not true.
Longer answer: Did we mention the class? Thereâs a Sex education Class, and one of the things they teach is how to consciously suppress your monthly cycle and tighten the cervical sphincter to prevent unwanted pregnancy. Some studies show consciously regulating your monthly cycle may postpone menopause. This is one of the few things neogyne can do that classic New Women simply had no control over. It takes training to do automatically - it took me six months (My sister mastered it in one but sheâs an evil witch, just ask her boyfriend).
Pheromones: The Smell of International Weapons Treaty problems.
By age 15-17, most young women are on a weekly or daily Regimen of Pheramin(tm) (or itâs generic equivalent) the Pheromone Suppressant.
By 16 to 19, most young women have experimented with replacing it with Tic Tacs and seeing if anyone notices ... especially âThatâ guy ...
In most Jurisdictions, if you receive any benefit from this or even if they can prove you affected a man, you have committed assault.
For good or ill, assault by Pheromone is exceedingly hard to prove after 48 hours, made worse by the fact that Pheramin(tm) does not actually suppress pheromones completely, but only by a factor of 65-90%.Â
But then âPheromone Assaultâ is a misnomer.
âI thought I just smelled ... nice?â
Historically neowoman pheromones were designed with minimizing casualties in mind by removing the capacity to fight from allied soldiers. If you are not taking Pheramin(tm), you do not âsmell niceâ, you are effectively a walking military grade bioweapon with a great smile.
And hereâs why thatâs not hyperbole.
What we refer to as âneowoman pheromonesâ are not pheromones in the classic sense, but a combination of âimprovedâ pheromones and fast acting retroviral loads produced, not by your sweat glands, but encased in antibodies produced by your plasma cells - that pass into your sweat glands from the bloodstream, then sublimate into the atmosphere as you perspire.
As these pheromones are inhaled, the pheromones and antibodies latch onto receptors in the nose, sinus cavity, and vomeronasal organ (VMO).This produces the classic âMetallic yet floralâ scent men notice. At this point a man will start to become aroused and suggestible, experiencing dilated pupils, heart palpitations, intrusive fantasies, shyness, loss of confidence.Â
That is to say, they have a crush, a godawful bad one. However even at high exposure it has been proven that he is perfectly capable of independent decision making, and when removed will recover within 24 hours.
As advertised on TV, Pheramin(tm) suppresses 65-90% of those pheromones. What it actually blocks is production of the Retrovirus itself - The Antibodies are actually still produced and released, but they are empty protein shells with no payload beyond inducing limerence itself.Â
If exposed, the Antibodies release a retroviral load into the VMO which reactivates and indeed rewrites cellular DNA in the organ, within minutes the cells in the organ grow new specialized receptors keyed to neowoman pheromones.
The new receptors activate a number of neural pathways, not entirely understood. However in effect it means that when these new pathways are active, the man is now âIn Heatâ, and in addition to the limerence produced by the pheromones desperately desires to be dominated and mated by a suitable female - and will give up almost anything for the opportunity.
These symptoms will start within a few minutes of exposure and reach maximum effect within 48 hours.
And they are a permanent change. Once a man has been exposed to the retrovirus, his VMO is permanently keyed to link neowoman pheromones to submission, There is no known cure or vaccine, although there has been some success with surgically removing the affected nerve pathways; however this typically results in complete loss of smell and taste
That is, by any definition, a man that has been assaulted. Unfortunately unless the victim has extremely limited contact with the opposite sex, narrowing down the time frame is exceedingly difficult, as is proving they were not taking Pheramin(tm). Of more than 92 cases filed in the last decade in North America, only 12 convictions have survived appeal. However 8 of the 12 cases in the last two years did survive appeal, so authorities are learning how to better prosecute these assaults.
Take the damn pills. Because the entire panel and the auditorium agreed, if you hurt one of our men that way, you wonât need to worry about the police.
âMy SO is ... a neogyne fetishistâ
This has a negative reputation in the neowoman community, and not one of us on the panel has a theory fully explaining why?
You are certainly not required to like any particular paleomale because he thinks neowomen are sexy,any more than because he thinks Red Hair is sexy.Â
Yet, my husband of two years loves the Red Hair I got from my Grandmother. And I love that he does.
Feel free to dismiss your suitor if you donât like him. If you do like him, he likes your, and he gets nervous and sweaty when you one hand a pool table, feel free to enjoy watching him be nervous and sweaty. (Disclaimer: Do not one hand a pool table. They crack in the center because the slate isn't balanced for that kind of Stress. Not that we ever did something like that. - {Coff}{coff} The Editors).
It was all neowomen in the auditorium, on the panel, and among my readers. Of course we make the poor things nervous and sweaty.Â
We frickinâ rule!
(Damn Straight - The Editors)
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