#guess we’ll eat charlie next but morale is going to fall SIGNIFICANTLY once he’s gone
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thinking abouttr cannibaliziing rcg
i want to gnaw on glenn’s femur so bad….
#glenn and charlie are the only ones that are palatable#glenn would taste stressed like slightly bitter and a little tangy but he’s not BAD.#rob would taste bad. charlie tastes DIVINE he’s got a little lemony zest to him#kaitlin would be good too i think but idk if i could stomach eating a woman#i know she’s not rcg idc she’s a part of this#so if there’s like just rcg lined up and i have to eat them because our plane crashed in the mountains im eating glenn first#charlie second#and rob last#this is assuming they died on impact and the frozen wasteland is preserving them for me like a nice slab of bacon#wonder if cooking them over a fire is bad#because they’re not defrosted#i know you have to be careful with cooking like thick meat like chicken if it’s not defrosted right#now if they’re alive and kicking and i have to slowly eliminate them for survival the order is different#we’re all gonna eat rob first which will suck not because he’s their friend but mostly because he’s going to taste like steroids#guess we’ll eat charlie next but morale is going to fall SIGNIFICANTLY once he’s gone#and then glenn last. he’s going to fight to stay alive but he can’t win.#ask#rcg
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