#guess i got up for no reason lmaooooo 馃槄馃槄
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taylorsabrina 5 months ago
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and once again, presales are going horribly. 馃檭 get a fucking grip ticketmaster.
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thegreymoon 7 months ago
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The Story of Minglan
It's been 84 years 馃槶馃槶
I've forgotten which episode I'm on 馃槩
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LMAO, him putting his smelly sock to her face to check if she's really asleep 馃ぃ馃ぃ
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How women deal with gross, smelly husbands in their beds, I will never know, but smelly or not, I'm 100% on his side here. Poor baby, he kept waiting for her to do something, anything, and she went straight to bed and fell asleep! Logically, I know she was never going to lift a finger to stop him from sleeping with that other woman and that if he had done so, he would have lost all possibility of ever winning her romantic affection for the rest of their lives. Win or lose, the very act of having to fight over him would have been a defeat for her. He is fighting on a battlefield he cannot see and is set up to lose on all fronts. But here his, against all odds, emerging with the moral high ground.
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LOL, she's awake after all 馃ぃ馃ぃ
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Test or no test, I was wondering how she could sleep. Even knowing, even fully prepared, even resigned, I would still not sleep for a week. Once it happened, there would be no coming back and I'd never trust or love him again, but while it was happening, I would not be able to pretend that everything was normal.
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That's right, snuggle your wife 馃
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LOL, at least she has a plan to drive her away 馃槄
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MY GUY, SHE'S NOT JEALOUS BECAUSE YOU PASSED THE TEST! 馃帀馃帀锟斤拷馃帄馃帀馃帀
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YOU GET TO STAY MARRIED WITH HER STILL LOVING YOU!
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Oh, Minglan, take your victories and stop now 馃槩
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LMAO, yes, Minglan, stop letting evildoers add firewood to the fire!
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Next time a garbage aunt comes by to stir up shit in your marriage, gouge her eyes out.
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LMAOOOO, from the looks on their faces, I'm guessing this second wife was not invited 馃槄
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Anyway, here for a scandal that, for once, does not involve Minglan.
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Oof, that will end well 馃槄
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As usual, no sympathy for men who take in concubines. I hope the main wife eats them both.
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Yes, give them hell 馃が
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The aduacity, I swear.
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OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDD 馃く馃く
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She is not very bright, is she? If I was the main wife, I would skin her alive when we got back home.
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LMAOOOOO, I am living for Gu Tingye's WTF face 馃ぃ馃ぃ
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Poor Hualan, she has to parent her dumbass mother who is about to step into a huge pile of 馃挬 at any moment now.
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Oh, this shit-stirring idiot showed up too, smh.
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OH MY GOD.
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WHY IS YOUR SHIT MARRIAGE TO YOUR SHIT HUSBAND MINGLAN'S PROBLEM? LEAVE HER THE FUCK ALONE ALREADY.
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LMFAO, Minglan is entertaining none of this nonsense 馃ぃ馃ぃ
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The way she suddenly asserted herself as an ~elder~ and she is, what? Eighteen years old at best? 馃ぃ馃ぃ
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Minlgan, murder her and bury her stinky corpse under a rosebush in your backyard.
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What a goddamn bitch for no good reason.
Trust me, Minglan is not the reason your worthless husband can't get it up for you.
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DIDN'T YOU START IT?
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If it were me, I would have kicked you and your garbage husband out on your ass. But Minglan has more grace and patience than I ever will, so she is kindly trying to set you straight, you fucking moron.
Ugh, she and Qi Heng deserve each other 馃が
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AGAIN, YOUR SHITTY MARRIAGE IS NOT MINGLAN'S FUCKING PROBLEM.
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She is so done with Qi Heng's shitty ass and she doesn't even know you, leave her the fuck alone!
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You are also an idiot.
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And here I was, feeling sorry for you.
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The way this crusty wank sock came running, smh.
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He will pass up zero opportunities to take a gigantic dump on her entire life. I hate him so much.
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FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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brick-a-doodle-do 2 years ago
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Brick!!!!!
I saw your mc skin, i did not expect the actual brick skin, but you know, it fits, love the one with eyes just n tiny (heh) bit more馃槞 and your parrot is cute!
I see your craving for Tiny workers au, and i will oblige.
So, its a park, mostly for kids, and what do kids love a lot~
Petting zoos! But now with tiny workers, you can see them playing together! And for the teenagers you have the dnd part close by to enact epic battles, with even epic er(?) steeds.... Tommy wishes. He s riding a Guinea pig into battle, squirrels will try and kill him unfortunately. 馃槀馃槀
I hope this helps a bit!
Its been going a bit rough here, so i don't have a lot to ask馃槄
Hope you enjoy!
AHH yes i looove my skin ewdugjds i love the one with eyes too :D but for some reason it made just random parts of my arm black? gotta fix that at some point lmao,, but thank you !!
and ty about the parrot! unfortunately he died about 3 hours later in lava but he was nice while he lasted :)
yes i had the urge to read through all the worldbuilding and DAMNN it's just such a lovely au. i will throw all my other aus away before i let go of this one LMAO so now so sosososososososo much brainrot. i took a shower JUST so i could think about it distraction-free,,,,
PETTING ZOOOOOOOS OH MY GOD. just. put fundy in there. every single tiny staff member collectively agree that fundy should be put in there first. i'm not sure how i could set it up so that the dehumanization doesn't go TOO far (i mean that's a huge part of this au but still) but i guess it wouldn't be too hard to have it set up like a a normal petting zoo. it'd probably be kid-specific thing that the adults stay away from normally.
and YES moving up in ages. even if it's for teenagers (which it is usually), i made it canon that for the dsmp-esque campaign (which i'm moving around a tiny bit to be a little less adventure-y like dnd and more just....whatever you can call dsmp rp) they rent the area out for two WEEKS and they got kicked out at one point bc they were in there for 24 full hours and the tinies hadn't shown up for work at ALL and technically the humans were breaking a whole lot of rules by that (somehow they managed to convince boss to LET them stay for that long,,,)
it's safe to say that after that was over the regulars were just not allowed ANYWHERE near that area LMFAO
LMAOOOOO i love that SO much!! imagine henry as just a guinea pig or a mouse :(( /pos and spirit just being a literal plastic horse SKADF
and yes you've fed my tiny workers desires as of now :D thank you much,, and i'm sorry to hear that, i hope things get better! rooting for you :]
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