#gubler nation

[gublersg1rl]

watching season 2 criminal minds and STAB ME IN THE FUCKING NECK I DONT CARE I DO NOT CARE. Fuck Spencer fucking smirked OHHHHHHH I NEED JIM SO BAD. IM KILLING MYSELF RIGHT NOW I DONTT CAREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THIS ISNT FAIRRRRRRRRRRR Im going to rip my hair out of my head and cry and sob WHY CANT I HAVE HIM FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU I NEED HIM SO BAD oh willow you’re so silly NO. This is not a FUCKING JOKE. I NEED HIS PENIS INSIDE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW God god god god fuck fuck fuck fuck. I’m losing it. Call the police lock me down put me away I don’t care. Someone stop me from POUNCING ON HIM. I will find him and POUNCE POUNCE. Las Vegas, New York, California, New Orleans, does it look like I care? I’m seeing him I’m pouncing. His instinct will be to catch him once I JUMP and fuck. We will. Have the most insane sex ever. I am having withdrawal from something I’ve never had.

[honey-flustered]

Kinktober Day 17: Writing On Skin + Thigh Humping + Frottage

Roommate!Spencer Reid x Chubby!Fem!Reader

Warnings: writing on skin, thigh f*cking, dry humping (frottage), spencer is a sexy lil shit, brief moment of insecurity, lowkey highkey hand kink, kinda phone/keep quiet sex

Summary: Did your roommate just use you like you’re…a piece of paper? And why does it make you want him to tear into you?

You yawn, outstretching your arms as you exit your bedroom towards the kitchen when you’re startled by a frantic Spencer. He’s on the phone, pacing back and forth in the living room. He perks up at your presence as he mouths and hand gestures for you to find him a pen.

You hurriedly do so, pressured by the urgency. Rummaging through the drawers in the kitchen, you find anything but a pen. You raise your pointer finger in the air, remembering you’d left a permanent marker on the coffee table from your late-night studying session yesterday. Rushing over to hand it over to him, you feel accomplished. But then he sends you a look of indifference, so you shoot him back with a look of displeasure.

“Paper?” He whisper-yells.

“When ya give a mouse a cookie…” You quip but he’s not time for your sassy behavior.

“Just a second, sir.” Spencer says into the phone and before you know it, he’s spinning you around so your back’s facing him.

“Hey! What are you—”

“Shh!” He harshly commands and it all happens so smoothly that you barely have time to process it at all. Bending you over the arm of the couch, his hand swiftly unlatches your bra while the other lifts the back of your shirt up and over your head.

“Ready!” Spencer says confidently and you squeal at the feather touch of the marker gliding along your back.

For a moment, insecurity settles and you tense. He’s seen your naked back countless times before in some backless tops and dresses you’ve worn. But this felt…intimate. Especially when his hands would occasionally rest on the folds in your back to use as both support and to keep you from squirming.

Spencer provides you a reassuring touch, sliding his free hand up and down one side of your back for a moment before giving your shoulder a gentle squeeze. It’s fleeting motion but you register it, melting away your anxieties as you allow yourself to indulge in the sensations he’s giving you.

God, you’ve stared at those hands on many occasions, worried he’d someday catch you. And admittedly, you’ve fantasized about them around your throat while alone in your bedroom. But now here they are touching a surprisingly sensitive part of you.

Spencer glues his hips against your voluptuous backside and you feel the familiar throb and line of heat against your thin shorts. You wiggle yourself back against him, smacking around his clothed large member between your plush globes. You look back in time to see him biting his lip as he tried desperately to concentrate on writing and not making a sound that would give you both away.

He does a particular thing with the marker where it traces down your spine and into the dip in your lower back that makes you shiver. Licking then biting your lips as if savoring the pleasure on your tongue, you quietly mewl.

He’s becoming impatient, slowly humping your ass until his cock slips between your plush thighs. You gush in the way he grips the back of your neck for leverage, giving a thrust you swear you can feel prodding the soaked lining of your pants. You close your legs around him, fearing that he’d just might enter you through your clothes and you’d certainly end up being too loud.

He fucks his hardened cock through the enclosed space, nails digging into your skin and trailing down your back at how good you feel.

“Yes, yes, yes,” He says into the phone though you know it’s meant for you. “Perfect. I’ll be there right away.”

He punctuates his last note entry into your skin then ends the call. He recaps the marker, tossing it somewhere before he’s creeping over your back to place wet kisses on your supple skin.

“You were perfect,” He whispers. “I wouldn’t mind using you as my canvas again, painting you beautiful with my love.”

He drags his teeth along your shoulder before whispering in your ear, making you arch into him. “Have you ever considered getting a tattoo?”

[0stargirl0]

He is my national anthem 🇺🇸🦅 🫡

[nakedphany20]

Bro I- THIS IS EMBARRASSING Y'ALL 😳

today in one class the professor tell us the we need to put our google accounts in the College computers and this was my searching section 👇🏽😅

bro i can not- all of them are my crusher's🤣 IT WAS EMBARRASSING 😳 later i deleted my google account from the computer...

[girlintodust]

New intro post! You can find the old one here ♡

Welcome to my little special corner of the world, where I post pretty moodboards and reblog things I like (mainly involving pink and cute things) already 3 months with an active account and this girlblog is one of the few things that keep me sane, love you all.

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˖࣪ ໒꒱ 20 year old teenage girl, aries, bisexual, infp

˖࣪ ໒꒱ my birthday is April 2nd

˖࣪ ໒꒱ i'm a university student majoring in philosophy

˖࣪ ໒꒱ my first language is spanish, but i'm fluent in english and italian

˖࣪ ໒꒱ IMPORTANT: this blog is destined to all things i love which is a mixture of a couple different aesthetics. however, i migth use this account to vent sometimes: i suffer from an eating disorder, depression and anxiety. while i DO NOT encourage eating disorders by ANY means (this is NOT a pr0 an@ acc) i might talk about it or reblog things related, so please be advised. my dm's are always open to anyone who wants to talk, but i will not be giving advice or stats. i might also reblog or post +18 content.

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˖࣪ ໒꒱ books: the secret history (henry winter apologist), the solitude of prime numbers, to the light house and mrs dalloway by virginia woolf, anne frank's diary, kafka's metamorphosis (anything kafka really), the stranger by albert camus, jane eyre, wuthering heights, madame bovary, the bell jar, simone de beauvoir's memoirs of a dutiful daughter, alejandra pizarnik's diaries, prozac nation.

˖࣪ ໒꒱ movies/shows: crimson peak, pride and prejudice (2005), the grand budapest hotel, leon the professional, chungking express, all about lily chou-chou, howl's moving castle, the wind rises, marie antoinette, girl interrupted, edward scissorhands, alice in wonderland, the queens gambit, gilmore girls, criminal minds, modern family, fleabag, the last of us.

˖࣪ ໒꒱ music: lana del rey, fiona apple, mitski, bôa, david bowie, ichiko aoba, her's, the smiths, plums, adrianne lenker, mazzy star, the cranberries, bruce springsteen, elliot smith, beach fossils, cafuné, radiohead, the cure, kate bush, the sundays, slowdive.

˖࣪ ໒꒱ people: matthew gray gubler, nana komatsu, sylvia plath, jane birkin, hope sandoval, tim burton, humphrey bogart, audrey hepburn, gregory peck, keira knigthley, margaret qualley, kristine froseth, kirsten dunst, sofia coppola, anya taylor joy, elle fanning, pheobe tonkin, fiona apple, joel miller, aaron hotchner, spencer reid, theo james, pedro pascal, kate moss, franz kafka, vladimir nabokov, albert camus, tanya dziahileva.

[captain-lessship]

I am just going to go off on a tangent on the celebs that I think should play Greek gods:

Jack Harlow would slay as Apollo. There’s just something about him okay?

Christian Bale could totally pull off Zeus. I mean look at the material.

My sisters lesbian awakening, Kate Winslet, would kill it as Hera. (Always and forever will be a queen)

Lady Gaga as our beloved Demeter.

Keanu (Are we surprised he’s on this list) Reeves as Poseidon (No, I am not just missing him in point break… I am)

The gorgeous Catherine Zeta Jones as Hestia

Keke Palmer as Aphrodite (She’s always been so damn beautiful imo I also just LOVE how gold looks on her. A icon.)

Ashnikko as Artemis (Yes, the twins are both musicians. Also because her alternative style could easily blend and give us a Artemis portrayal that would make history)

Mila Kunis as Athena (I just think she would give us everything as Athena.)

As a Gubler enjoyer, him = Dionysus ✨✨ (As someone else said, he could also play Apollo. But only if Jack Harlow is unavailable but I really see Apollo as a musical oriented guy because Artemis was Ashnikko in my mind first and they’re twins so they gotta match and well… I just think Matthew dressed in a purple toga with gold armlets and anklets and a grape vine crown would get Gubler Nation screaming crying and throwing up.)

Ares could only be played by Daniel Radcliffe (Stick with me, okay) Imagine the comedy that could possibly come from short man syndrome. Like some monster is like “This is the Ares? God of War?” And then we see Daniel absolutely knock the shit outta them.

Lastly, our local actor who shouldn’t be allowed near water or to date anyone younger than 27 (I was legally obliged to make that joke but honestly all I know is he isn’t dating me and that my only issue with him jk jk …unless?) Leonardo DeCaprio as Hades.

[artemisresources]

i’m going to finish up nat zang’s z nation gif pack soon, so i want to know what you guys want from me next!

[nightguide]

Celebrity lecturer/leaders announced: (regularly updated)

Eva Green (11th River): Forensic sensation in colour therapy and bio-chemical anthropology (Master of Science (MSc)

LP: Civil law (channeling arabic) in ethical investing post-shamanism (History + Science) (Doctorate)

Sarah J. Maas: Proto-Indo European Disambiguation Pangea (world building by language hex corp.) (Doctoral degree: graduate)

Daniel Radcliffe: Agoraphobia spectrum in Paganism mind control (Foundation degree: Masters)

Maren (@marenaltman: tiktok): Higher National Degree in Avoidant Individuals Ethics in intimacy affairs international (Bachelor of Engineering: BEng)

David Bowie: business affairs in social liquefication in South Asian households (Bachelor of Medicine, Bachelor of Surgery (MB ChB)

Demetra George: health and social care (UK awarding body of NI affairs in LA distribution: social arts)

Jonah Kagen: Al-Ghazali theology in Gnosticism (NI awarding body of Bachelor of Arts (BA)

Ariana Grande: David Bowie awarding body of student council of womens rights of Pakistani jurisdiction awards of honour in humanity (religious trauma council arts): menial therapy for heartbroken daughters of parental loss

Tom Cruise: fan-fiction eternal: the meta-terrestrial arts of SMUG phonics (Master of Chemistry (MChem)

Katy Perry: Ark ingress - Ius (Rectangle: -dipper- Gravity Falls (Orionis): cartoon english language in animation (Master of Research (MRes)

Kharo Walid: Ark ingress - Insanis (Parallelogram: -mabel- Gravity Falls(cassiopeiae): cartoon literature in physical reality (Master of Research (MRes)

Jeff Buckley: Viola Morphing Calligraphy (music theosophy: Foundation degree)

Fiona Apple: Queen's Gambit (betting) (Doctorate in architecture (D.Arch.)

Bridgit Mendler: astronomy (Doctoral degree)

James Corden: Si (introverted sensing: Doctorate degree)

Jimmy Fallon: Fe (extroverted feeling: Riaz Rights in neuro-chemical biology of exterior space)

Hailee Steinfeld: Ne (extroverted intuitive: Bumblebee (Doctor of Pharmacy (Pharm.D.)

Matthew Gray Gubler: Enneagram type 1 (Bachelor of Education (BEd)

Dean Lewis (Dr. Stone Wilson): the anatomy of the Ciclo (Rose Tyler Eden: governmental forces for Star Trek USS Enterprise (NCC-1701) 4444444 (lawsuit degree: daredevil)

Rogue: dates to take with you on a Monday morning (undergraduate: culinary arts (acting)

Matilda Ramsay: Airline management aviation course in Arabian cuisine (hell's kitchen)

Jeffrey Dahmer: Congolese English to American African Heartbreakers association in Jamaican Latin English careers service in Foundation (TV series): Bachelor of Arts (BA)

Ross Lynch: Disney physics for jaded Arabian students (heartbroken kids into Grey's Anatomy (Master of Business Administration (MBA)

Hideo Kojima: University of Vectors: Despicable Me (Associate degree in UAE (Teacher Training course for American Psychos)

Matt Groening: Professor of Arts in telepathic communicae (Universal Studios wizarding industry: Foundation degree)

Declan Donnelly: Japanese physics of board game arts of multimedia Lilith and safe-keeping (Doctorate of Veterinary medicine (D.V.M)

Ruby Rose: Only Murders In The Building: House M.D. (Schizophrenia) (Bachelor of Science (BSc)

Mika: Cartoon offspring- Generational maps of the books of Maestro (Elysium) (Bachelor of Laws (LLB)

Jeremy Kyle: Sacrificial arts of Television Presenting (law & order) (Associate degree: level 1)

Maisie Peters: The art of petty Hoboken technology in cake fixing (wealth degrees in fame: Rio de Janeiro + Recife - level 1 - 101) and residence in New Jersey

Anthony Keidis: Epstein's Software in luminary technology (RHCP_CD_CRASH_COURSE): Doctorate in Acupuncture (D.Ac.)

River Phoenix: My Private Idaho (the woman of your lifemares: i am back) Associate degree (BA)

Arlyn Phoenix: dietician corporation in Nestle (apprenticeship in student foreign affairs in Kojima Productions Co., Ltd. and SEGA in motherhood)

LT. Tara Hamlin: GEOGRAPHY (BRITISH CANARY ISLANDS) (annual Peretta Montague V awarding body: Genovia)

Perrie Edwards: MUSE: Nightingale: Demi Lovato (actor's hell) (New Eden degree of England 2024 Edexcel 1-99 = Bachelor of Arts (BA)

Caroline Flack: SUNS: Nightingale: Demi Lovato (harbinger's) (New Eden degree of England 2024 Edexcel 1-99 = Bachelor of Arts (BA)

Sabrina Carpenter: 1950's: Nightingale: Demi Lovato (maestro become) (New Eden degree of England 2024 Edexcel 1-99 = Bachelor of Arts (BA) + MOONTALK - lullibee in weathers for you - demi lovato

Ester Dean: MODERN: Nightingale: Demi Lovato (dante's paradox) (New Eden degree of England 2024 Edexcel 1-99 = Bachelor of Arts (BA)

Whitney Houston: Levels of perception of a woman's world: nudity part 1 (undergraduate course in harmony) (South Africa)

America Ferrera: Ugly Betty (the art of starting over) in collaboration with DULUX DECORATOR CENTER (UK/NI) (Doctor of Fine Arts D.F.A)

dangerbean55: (@dangerbean55: tiktok) Stranger Oddity world bending what if's (Master's Degree in Law(LLM)

Kim Kardashian: Law and Skims (fashion brand now beginning a world new light: asshole dematorium) (Master of Philosophy(MPhil)

Joud Kayali: musicians paradise (law + knives out order) (associate degree in human odour: project monarch's pillar)

Doug Aitken: otherworlds (illuminati) the forgiving heart that bleeds (Magonia: adromeda) (Foundation degree)

Olafur Eliasson: spectrum (brave spaces international award) Maternity (atwood sciences: Master of Research (MRes)

Farah Elsayed: Reptilian agriculture of the Greco-arts (rockerfeller-villainy association) history in cubits: meta-architecture level 1 (Foundation degree)

Linna Riaz: Deciphering the soul (multiversal mods of Shada) MBBS

[spencersjello]

He looks so small. All of the episodes he directed scare me and it just makes me love him even more.

[luvspence]

reids (camera) roll

the reid effect

{full camera roll (masterlist of the blurbs) here}

some pics that some how end up in your camera roll when you’re dating spencer reid

{thank you for 300 followers that’s absolutely insane i love you all so so so bad}

“it’s 9 pm”

“so? coffee is an all the time drink”

you were pleading with your boyfriend to take a walk with you down to the starbucks for some mid evening caffeine

“you’re going to be up all night”

“so? we don’t have work tommrow, and i don’t want to hear about my circadian rhythm”

“but-“

you stared up at him with big eyes, and he couldn’t say no

“fine.”

you laughed and gave him a kiss on the cheek in thanks

“thank you thank you thank you”

“yes of course” he said with a sarcastic tone and he slipped on the closest pair of shoes he could find before taking your hand as you walked out the door

you walked through the dimly lit streets, lovingly smiling at spencer as the back of his sandals slapped against his feet

“you’re so ridiculous for those shoes” you said as you hooked your arm around his, burying your head into his shoulder as you walked

“ridiculous? the woman who wants coffee at 9:15 pm is calling me ridiculous?” he said with a laugh

“shut up spencer” you said, ah how you adored your witty banter with him

you walked into the starbucks turning to spencer

“you want anything?”

“yeah, black coffee, lots of sugar”

you laughed “hmm 5 mins ago i was ridiculous for getting coffee at 9:15, but now it’s “black coffee lots of sugar?” you said with a raised eyebrow

“shut up y/n” he said, you returned with a laugh and ordered both of your coffees

after you got your drinks spencer stopped to fix the zipper on his jacket, when a young man with a white fluffy dog started to walk by

before spencer could stand up the dog had pounced onto his lap, looking directly at spencer

“oh my i’m so sorry, come on let’s go” the owner said as he tugged on his dogs leash, but the dog stayed put

“oh well that’s no problem” spencer said as he stared down at the dog

“what’s their name?”

“her names buttons”

“oh why hello buttons” he said as he reached to the sides of her face and pet her

you made small talk with the owner for about 5 minutes, and spencer was still infatuated with the dog

“she is quite cute” he said continuing to pet her

you stared back at your boyfriend, socks and sandals, in a puffer jacket garcia gave him, having the most adorable exchange with buttons the dog

you had to capture it, so as sneakily as possible your held up your phone and took a picture

buttons eventually left spencer, and he waved goodbye as her and her owner walked further down the street

you and spencer then started the walk back to your apartment

“you know, hotch used to reference a phenomenon he called ‘the reid effect’”

“elaborate?”

“way before your joined the bau, anytime i would get near a dog or a baby, it would despise me. i mean barking and crying, scratching hiding”

you felt bad for laughing but a laugh escaped your lips

“i’m sorry”

“no it’s funny y/n you can laugh! yeah and dogs and babies just hated me! i have no idea why” he began to laugh as well

“not anymore at least! buttons adored you and babies do too! henry and micheal, my sisters kids, babies on cases! they sing the praises of spencer reid” you laughed

“yeah, i thinks it’s because i was scared of dogs and babies and they sensed that, or maybe because back then i looked scary with my slicked back hair, i looked like a worm”

you laughed again

“worm reid!!!!!”

“yes, dogs feared worm reid”

you buried your head into his shoulder as your turned the corner into your aparatemnt complex

“well it looks like the reid effect has reversed it self”

—

bonus

[joelzmiller]

happy halloween to matthew gray gubler and matthew gray gubler only

[strangexevansblog]

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[girlintodust]

⋆𐙚₊˚⊹♡ about me ⋆𐙚₊˚⊹♡

˖࣪ ໒꒱ my name's Jo, nini is a childhood nickname!

˖࣪ ໒꒱ i'm 20, aries, infp, bisexual

˖࣪ ໒꒱ i speak english, spanish and italian

˖࣪ ໒꒱ i'm a college student majoring in philosophy

˖࣪ ໒꒱ some things i love: books, reading, coffee, coke zero, going out for walks, music (especially discovering new music you know it'll become your favorite), classical music, people watching while smoking, pencil sketches, pinterest, old hollywood films, japanese culture, rain and winter, cats, pretty rings, listening to people talk.

˖࣪ ໒꒱ pls MDNI directly (explanation below) ⤵

⋆𐙚₊˚⊹♡ important! ⋆𐙚₊˚⊹♡

˖࣪ ໒꒱ this blog is destined to all things i love which is a mixture of a couple different aesthetics. however, i migth use this account to vent sometimes: i suffer from an eating disorder, depression and anxiety. while i DO NOT encourage eating disordes by ANY means (this is NOT a pr0 an@ acc) i might talk about it or reblog things related, so please be advised. my dm's are always open to anyone who wants to talk, but i will not be giving advice or stats. i might also reblog or post +18 content.

⋆𐙚₊˚⊹♡ my favorites ⋆𐙚₊˚⊹♡

˖࣪ ໒꒱ books: the secret history (henry winter apologist), the solitude of prime numbers, to the light house and mrs dalloway by virginia woolf, anne frank's diary, kafka's metamorphosis, the stranger by albert camus, jane eyre, wuthering heights, madame bovary, the bell jar, simone de beauvoir's memoirs of a dutiful daughter, alejandra pizarnik's diaries, prozac nation.

˖࣪ ໒꒱ movies: crimson peak, pride and prejudice (2005), into the wild, amelie, the grand budapest hotel, leon the professional, chungking express, all about lily chou-chou, howl's moving castle, the wind rises, marie antoinette, girl interrupted, edward scissor hands, alice in wonderland.

˖࣪ ໒꒱ music: lana del rey, fiona apple, ethel cain, ichiko aoba, her's, the smiths, plums, mazzy star, the cranberries, beach fossils, radiohead, the cure, kate bush.

˖࣪ ໒꒱ people: matthew gray gubler, nana komatsu, sylvia plath, jane birkin, hope sandoval, tim burton, humphrey bogart, audrey hepburn, gregory peck, keira knigthley, kirsten dunst, sofia coppola, anya taylor joy, elle fanning, pheobe tonkin, fiona apple, aaron hotchner, spencer reid, theo james, kate moss, franz kafka, vladimir nabokov, albert camus.

[enbyprentiss]

stop it i’m gonna cry.

[vaguekayla]

Don’t mind me. Just been devouring Spencer Reid x Reader inserts for like the last two weeks.

I’ve really gone down the rabbit hole on this one guys. He’s just so fucking adorable though 🥰

[parkerverse]

𝓭𝓻. 𝓼𝓹𝓮𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓻 𝓻𝓮𝓲𝓭 🤍.