#guarden/fencepost

[guard-en]

Though it seems to me to be of utmost basic, competently intellectual instinct and understanding, I have to clarify this in basic baby talking terms.

If you are a fucking proshipper, get fucking bent. I do not fucking care.

It's not a statement of wanting to browse "problematic" media and being understandably intelligent and deeply subversive about horror and gore and stories of abuse and what have you.

It is an all encompassing dogwhistle that says "I do not claim any responsibility for how repeatedly gross or harmful anything I make and consume is to myself and others"

It is a denial of personal responsibility and a way to associate yourself with other people who have a similar fucked up view of how "harmless" their hobbies are of constantly blasting themself with tasteless simulated abuse with no thematic goal except a masturbatory cyclical end.

This is my fucking house. Make yourself known or get the fuck out. Tired of you pieces of shit.

[guard-en]

GONNA KEEP THIS SIMPLIFIED TO DO'S AND DON'T'S, SO LISTEN CLOSE CAUSE I AIN'T REPEATING MYSELF, ALRIGHT? ALRIGHT.

DO: [or do not be afraid to]

Pop in at any time and drop an ask! Politeness and kindness is obviously appreciated but there's no need to fuss about tone.

Request anything to be drawn, especially if it is in line with my interests. No guarantee I'll do it, or a guarantee it'll be anything high quality, but shoot your shot!

Tag me in anything that reminds me of you or you think I'll enjoy!

Message me here or frankly anywhere to talk or chit chat or ask for advice! I am a busy woman, but I typically get to people within a couple of hours, and I enjoy helping!

Ask to be friends or do fun things with me! Anyone, but especially mutuals, can invite me any time any hour of the day to aggie or whiteboard or whatever! If you think I'd enjoy it, you're probably right!

Leave silly/appreciative/unhinged tags on my posts! The crazier the better honestly, though obviously regarding. Basic human decency. E.g. 'I'm gonna swallow your art whole like a python ✅' 'i need to [expunged] his [redacted] in front of everyone he loves ❌'

Spam/"stalk" my page, it just makes me giggle when I know someone is thumbing through my blog like a magazine.

Inform me if you think I am unaware of deleterious activities of those I am supporting. I attempt to be as aware as possible of strange and bad people and activities but I'm no omniscient god.

DON'T: [blocking criteria highlighted]

Flirt with me through any means even in a joking manner, but especially with any hint of sincerity. I'm in a committed and closed relationship and beyond that am uncomfortable with it. If I wanted to get with someone I'd be on Hinge, not Tumblr.

Leave unrequested criticism, especially if I do not know you, in any place I could see. This is just baseline irritating.

Attempt to compare me to other artists in a way that demeans others.

Share explicit content to me without my informed consent, be it fictitious or real.

Be a douchebag for 'the bit'. All my cool homies are kind and true to ourselves. Don't be a fucking asshole.

I block often and innumerously, and not always out of malice. Sometimes I will just be seeing content repeatedly that doesn't appeal to me, so I take the high road. Do not think you are exceptional. Be a good noodle and be on your way.

[guard-en]

🌾Make yourself at home! 🌾

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🍂 I'm fine with any asks, drawing requests, inqueries or messages, and welcome new friends!!! 🍂

🪓 Do no harm but take no shit laws absolutely apply. Bigotry will not be tolerated. 🪓

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guarden/fencepost ➣ official boundaries

guarden/art ➣ all visual art and animation

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guarden/repotted ➣ general reblogs

guarden/keystone ➣ important information

guarden/growthlight ➣ artist spotlight

guarden/asks/requests ➣ answers for asks

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guarden/pressedflowers ➣ journal comics

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