#gsaofficial

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but why are your posts making you sound like a cult though 😭

We prefer the term "new religious movement".

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I hope you were using a VPN. 🥰

hi! where can we send fan letters and fanart and sacrifices presents to our dear lord nightmare? does he have a P.O. box?

-head of the anonymous intergalactic Nightmare fanclub 💜🌙

All mail meant for Nightmare may be sent to our space fortress by way of N.M.E. approved intersystem mail. There may be a significant delay in Nightmare receiving any of your gifts due to our intensive screening process. I do however question your club's decision to remain anonymous. Fearing GSA retribution is understandable of course, but if you're safe enough to risk mailing to us why not be public about your good sense? You'd set a bright example for your neighbors.

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Arthur please I need my daily attention I can feel my organs failing as I write this

-MK

You need a girlfriend.

[gsa-official]

We need to turn you into a marketable plushie

NOo DON'Tr TURfN ME INTO A MarKETaBLE

[gsa-official]

Wait how old is the GSA?

It was founded by our valiant leaders after Nightmare's rise to power– Heroes his oppressive regime could not silence. Thanks to our advanced magical technologies, we've managed to outlive most other rebellious forces, living through several thousand years of war.

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ive tried to enjoy tea but alas, i have yet to find one i enjoy.. i believe im more of a coffee person, actually a coffee addiction i suppose. days have been too long and ive been dependent on coffee. hey if youre there, arthur, how do you make your tea ? you drink it often ?

Microwaved tea should be criminalized– disgusting. Fresh water must be boiled on the kettle. Then it is moved to the teapot, where it is swirled and left to cool for a short period of time. The tea leaves are then added to the teapot (tea bags are for rushed tea that is made without care or effort). Fresh boiling water is poured into the teapot over the leaves and allowed to brew. When the tea itself is complete, it is poured into a cup of choice, and white sugar and milk are added at your own discretion. If you pour the milk before the tea, this is your sign to jump off a bridge and shatter your skull.

I'm especially partial to black teas and Earl Grey, though cannabis can be a fun change of pace on special occasions. Iced tea is fine but only at parties and restaurants (green tea is preferable in this case– I have no real fruit-flavored favorites).

[gsa-official]

Well then who do you worship?

The only god I've witnessed with the self beyond my mind.

[gsa-official]

What's your opinion on Galacta Knight

We were good friends... He'll be missed dearly.

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I'M STRAIGHT

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can sir arthur meow

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And I'd kill for another feel of those wings by the fire...

[gsa-official]

Do you think Nightmare is single...

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WHO THE FUCK THREW ME IN THE LAUNDRY MACHINE

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We hope you all have a lovely 7025! Stay safe.

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Opinions on women?

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